Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too
"8700 dollars on this bed, huh?" "how'd you even count it that fast?!?" scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman
Charlie: **easily hops over fence** Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof** The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**
ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.
There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀
So when the Lunch Club steals things from RUclipsrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?
While everyone was watching this, the real heist was beginning. Why do you think that Altrive is not here? He is at party city buying the ladders, hand buzzers, AR15's, Pickle Rick, Ghost and Dracula costumes.
Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.
Travis and schlatt have the most confidence in robbing people as they have the most chaotic energy. No one can question them as there is nothing to question
the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.
Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.
On fire everyone talking about Ted summoning the energy of Robbie rotten in his every move. But are we just gonna ignore charlie activating his inner worm?
Yeah but what I’m trying to say is that they had to chance to ransac a million dollar mansion, but instead decided to steal everything from the mobs house
Ted and Schlatt are the most chaotic people I've ever seen. Ted just pops up on the roof in one of the clips. Schlatt with his "HEY Scarra, how's it going buddy" while shooting Scarra.
The amount of chaotic energy this group gives off is so insanely dense i'm about to collapse into a black hole. Every single one of them has their own unique chaos and it's amazing
i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!" and its fucking hilarious
After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense. And I feel special knowing that fact (:
(noted) How to steal: 1) tell everyone you're doing a bit 2) show up at everyone's houses for the "bit" 3) take everyone's things for the "bit" 4) put everyone's things in your car for the "bit" 5) drive away
ted looks like it wasnt the first time he robbed someone, and travis looked like a stuffed animal. schlatt with his hat down looks like a war criminal. slime overloaded his moms credit card on vbucks and needs to pay it back before she notices. carson escaped containment and is hunting for vengence. noah is just there.
the mobs backyard fence was no match for 4 very strong men
Are u gay yumi
Yumi you main recruit x
Imagine what 10 big men could do that fence
Yumi how much did they pay you to say that?
Yumi More like 4 very BIG men
Everyone: *stealing stuff*
Schlatt: *busts a hole in the wall*
@Phalanx then it would be entering, and what's wrong with that?
I was honestly surprised that they let them do that
@@6tango16 let them?
@Alex A notice how there was already a hole before he started doing it and also someone said "how did you punch this with your hand".
In other words
Schlatt more like a boss
Da fuck i be without my schlatt
Schlatt with his eyes covered by a hat is menacing.
ゴゴゴゴ
"Yare yare"
*Menacing*
he looks like a teenage roadman from the uk
Schlatt is scary
he've always been menacing wdym
He looks like Jotaro but acts like a 1980's NYC mobster, and I'm all for it!
I like how while backing up Michael instinctively reached for his taser in his pocked but misses and gets tased
I know right 😂
Michael always bring his backup taser
Nice to see people are still watching lunch club
I was the 1000th like
Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too
"You got $8700 on this bed, huh"
"How did you count it that fast"
Schlatt being a businessman as always
B U I S N E S S
Schlatt: m o n i
yes I'm not creative *c a s h*
Do I have to remember you that he has a Harvard degree?
Maximiliano Militzer you know him, you know him
"8700 dollars on this bed, huh?"
"how'd you even count it that fast?!?"
scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman
He can weigh money with his eyes
Skungus i- love that
A skill that can only be learned at Harvard (because he went there).
Olivia I
Love your profile picture
Owen Foss did he actually go to Harvard or is that just a joke?
Carson: "we are robbing you."
Captain sparkles: "so anyways i started showing them my house."
Basically
Jordan is so polite I love him
It turned into a really nice house tour. I love Jordan, man.
Jordan is actually really polite.
ruclips.net/video/KJ6s3ftPrkU/видео.html
Charlie: **easily hops over fence**
Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof**
The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**
Timestamp?
@@suspicouspig8683 14:00
@@earlysteven123 ty
Carson: "this is a robbery"
Sparkles: "ok come on in, take your shoes off please and thanks :)"
that's how to avoid getting shanked, it's big brain move
nice guy jordan
@@teeges jardon
**steals RUclips channel**
He doesn't get many guests
Schlatt walking into Poki’s room like an Oblivion NPC
He went in with absolutely zero fucks. A plug walk like that just constantly radiates big ball energy
@@Spartan_Xeno it's bc shlatt is a Chad
What time mark??
@@katyamerrick9130 12:35
1334 likes
This really made me think, aren't robberies technically just violent house tours
ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.
Blake the great 1234 I hate how much this makes sense
You aren’t funny
@@stickylungs that's hurtful but probably accurate
Lol
There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀
Yeah 😂
Average afternoon in Brooklyn
They're taking everyone's lunch money.
Brian Torres did you just referenced the God forsaken RUclips channel known as Cinema Sins
Seinfeld credits here
Well, they are the lunch club, how else do you think they eat and fund their podcasts X3
Dead_Ins!de 04
D E U S E X M A C H I N A
this feels like watching someone’s high school final film project
lunch club babyyyy
And I love it.
It's Charlie's film he is gonna submit for his school projects
Ikr
Michael Reeves getting tased by 4 guys then pulling out his own taser is like entering the impossible phase 2 of a boss fight
which made the cuphead music fit perfectly
@@shad5812 I would have gone with Giornos theme.
James Raven I agree with him, Floral Fury is basically Michael Reeves’s theme song
Reminds me of the abyse watcher from darksouls 3
Cooper, Charlie, Ted, and Noah were no match for that taser-wielding fiend
the lunch club had so much potential
gee i hope nothing bad happens to that group
Yeah but I'm pretty sure they're gonna comeback when the covid is over over! 😃😭😃
@@BlazydayZ Hmmm will that even happen? I dont think so
@@BlazydayZ surely
@@BlazydayZ hahah so who’s gonna tell ‘em?
Schlatt and Noah just storming in Scarra's room is like a scene from a Mafia movie. Also Everyone just stealing from Poki's room is too funny.
And the most Intimidating thing about that scene is The One Winged Angel playing in the background
bru travis stealing from pokies bathroom was hilarious he's such a big guy but so elegant
Jchlatt but ok
I like how everyone is super sneaky robbing poki then theres schlatt and Carson just casually strolling in
bout to end this man's whole career what?
I get the feeling Carson told Gus to “talk shit about him,” and they were like “Yeah, I got you fam.”
Knowing Gus he probably wasn't doing it because he was told to do it
I got you on camera
Wow really
Everyone else in lunch club: *stealths through poki's room*
Carson: *Trips on escape*
Schlatt: *Effortlessly chad walks in and out*
*Schlatt walks
Michael Jones what?
@@guyfieri4017 it's called the schlatt walk
Mucnic the Jschlatt walk = Chad Walk ??
@@guyfieri4017 the schlatt walk is the ultimate Chad walk
They were so kind to the captain, nobody can be rude to such a legend.
the way schlatt walks and talks while robbing scarra makes him seem like a mafia member
Has that NY accent and everything
Seriously though
@@Rileylego-fq6wc ikr 😱
He's a natural.
He is
So when the Lunch Club steals things from RUclipsrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?
This really be a bruh moment
Would’ve been a quality comment without the bruh
Honestly same
Literally me
Because you don't have enough subs bro
While everyone was watching this, the real heist was beginning. Why do you think that Altrive is not here? He is at party city buying the ladders, hand buzzers, AR15's, Pickle Rick, Ghost and Dracula costumes.
it's all coming together
Ah yes my local party city also has ar15s
OMG it’s true I dident realise
that or altrive accidentally did a backflip and now he can't stop
For those of you who done get it, listen to the podcast
12:36 when jshlatt doesn’t even crouch he just walks in bro XDDD
he really said "bitch im invisible you can't see me"
I’d like to point at that Carson has set up his online persona in such a way that he actually could’ve taken these items
Deadlyslayer250 ikr they could pull off the biggest robbery of a youtuber’s house by literally walking in and just taking all their shit
No he just actually stole it
Edit: this was a joke I don’t want to be bullied over this
What do you mean "could've"
Krispayy he’s saying that it’s possible for Carson to just actually rob the people because of his reputation
@@noah9373 r/Wooosh
Pokimane: “I still see some brushes it’s fine!”
*meanwhile*
The boys downstairs
*taser fight*
They are still upstairs
Imo. Best part of video
"girls bathroom:"
"boys bathroom:"
are good replacements for the places
ILiekPoop michael reeves doesn’t have pillow fights he has tazer fights
I find it amazing that michael just has a taser in his back pocket
“Do you mind taking off your shoes first?” gotta respect the floors man
I would like but it’s on 420 likes
Not_A_Wallaby 231 it’s on 422 now go for it man
||-//
FLOOR GANG OUG
FLOOR GANG OUHHH
Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.
based opinion, sadly L + ratio
@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!
@@Blooker01 thank you, sir
@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!
How to steal like Jshlatt
-Walk in
-Take something
-walk out
-dont let them ask questions
Also threaten and then shoot them
Hell yes.
Important notice: if the Schlatt Walk is not pulled off succesfully, chances of the operation going the desirable way shall be much less.
Travis and schlatt have the most confidence in robbing people as they have the most chaotic energy. No one can question them as there is nothing to question
Thotimusprime Official they have experience
What about Ted my guy he genuinely looks like he’s robbed someone
It’s like they have experience in that field..
They are ruthless business men after all
Should've brought joe Swanson with if they wanted chaotic energy
I love how Ted and Schlatt actually look like they could be robbers
ItzTyTy it aint his first rodeo if ya know what i mean
the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.
Is it the chuckle sandwich podcast?? What episode?
@@theothatgaymf not the chuckle sandwich pod, but the lunch club pod
“You yourself are the son of a car”
Schlatt: WHEEZE
Wha? XD
5:56
agree
I hate that joke
It is the most overused joke I hear about my name
I love how everybody is sneaking and then Schlatt just walks in with his absolute alpha-male power walk
the s c h l a t t w a l k
the schlatt walk can not be contained. more powerful than even Big Lion himself.
He is the tank of the group
Hes a stand user
Zachary Kira oh? A fellow JoJo fan?
I like how calm everything is when robbing CaptainSparkles
He doesn't care if he has a fallen kindom he can just make a new one.
This is my most liked comment thanks 🙂
SirzSirz polite robbers
He can beat the whole Lunch Club to a pulp, so you wouldn't want to mess with him lmao
Jordan stronk
@@dATA_collection-archive Jordan stonks.
imagine what this channel could have been if the carson drama didnt happen
It would be heaven
Ikr? A RUclips Renaissance it would have been. Atleast people like schlatt Ted and even slime hangout still
i miss him :(
Carson opens Poki's door
"The Demon"
*minecraft cave sound*
what you look like when you go into your parent's bedroom cause you had a nightmare
The *Moyai*
Wuh oh, this aged poorly
@@justadumb8864 what do you mean
Schlatt just walking in to poki's room when everyone else was sneaking in was possibly the most Schlatt thing I've ever seen
Schlattwalk
Schlalk
Chalk
Shl
h
*tells him about his mother’s operation*
“Hope you have some for yours.”
Top 10 anime plot twists
Top 10 greatest lines before the kill
Oh, so your approaching me
Lunch club was fun while it lasted
Lunch Club during Lifelink: The money goes directly into the group project so we can do cool stuff
Luch Club now:
George Katselis mmm Luch
Looks like the money from the Lifelink stream wasn't enough.
They used the money to hire the camera man
This is da cool stuff
Nonononononono my friend, you see, that was Goop, this is Lunch Club
Carson standing in Poki's doorway like he just emerged from a well in the norwegian countryside
you put words to thoughts i didnt even know i was having
He’s standing there like he wants to tell his mom he just threw up but she’s asleep.
He’s just standing there, menacingly
@@CHIPSISBACK WEE WOO WEE WOO
He stands there like DIO at the top of the stairs
Plot Twist: The footage is reversed and Lunch Club is generously gifting various RUclipsrs, how wholesome.
Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.
yeah ! It joke
Yeah...
10:10
They even repaired that wall. How nice.
16:32 the fact that Charlie just comes in with a toaster
i love how they were genuinely respectful in Jordan’s house because it’s a literal mansion
no one else asked them to take their shoes off, so of course they realized it was a civilized home
They’re criminals. Not monsters.
Pokimane: “what about Carson?”
Carson’s ass cheeks: “hi”
whole room went shaking like a fucking earthquake
His dumpy
The sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
Calibre atsuko kagari best girl
@@lukasyee2296 hell yeah shes best girl
Everyone talking about Jschlatt mob walk when Ted over here summoning the energy of Robbie Rotten in his every move
Ted is the desciple of robbie
On fire everyone talking about Ted summoning the energy of Robbie rotten in his every move. But are we just gonna ignore charlie activating his inner worm?
@@sneakymango7397 are we gonna ignore how thicc travis is when he was entering macros house
Ted is literally robbie rotten what the fuck
11:39
12:30 ngl that was a cool ass one-liner
schlatt casually walking in and out of poki's room is the funniest shit, the aura this man has.
b0NNb0NN schlatt walking
12:35
@@Psypixel_ thank you
*Menacing*
Schlatt is a fucking jojo because he casually just walk in there like it was nothing
Jschlatt looks like the real robber in this video. His posture is that of a npc from GTA V
that's the scary part
It so is tho
honestly
"that's for my mom's operation!"
"your mom's operation?"
"yes!"
"well.. hope you have some for yours"
*automatic fire and screams of agony*
12:34
10:13
"Small Filipino child gets attacked by American tourists and fights back", 1989 colorized
Bruh the Americans actually imperialised the phillipines in like 1880 tho so just change the date and it becomes historically accurate
r/wooosh
666th like bruh
@@fugitivelemon1144 it's not...
3ronzo it is
Schlatt:Literally breaking the wall on the first try
Everybody else: not being able to
Ted: on the second try
17:04
It wasn’t the first try tho
I feel like the black guy being the only person to notice anything wrong was an intentional joke
Joke?
I have a feeling the whole mob were told that it was a bit except for him
@@yodanobunga9238 what bit?
Nah, Ava's just the only smart one in the group
Lol
I love that they stole like 2 things from captain sparkles mansion
And then proceeded to ransack the mobs house entirely
That's cause they know captainsparklez works out and know very well what he could do.
Yeah but what I’m trying to say is that they had to chance to ransac a million dollar mansion, but instead decided to steal everything from the mobs house
@@jj_aldrich514 might also be that they respect Captainsparklez more than the mob
They stole the cars behindmthe camera bcs itmwas boring
I mean they stole captin sparklez entire channel soooooo......
I love how the only person who tried to fight back was Michael Reeves.
APEX Shamwow you can’t tase the taser without getting tased yourself
Then again you have to fight back against four people trying to tase you
Yeah but the prize is more test subjects for him so he might’ve won
he always carries a spare taser
That wasn’t actually scripted
Schlatt used to give off Comical Henchman vibes now he gives off Intimidating Mob Boss vibes
The foreshadowing of charlie and carson slipping on the floor and then carson falling when trying to steal poki's diary is beautiful.
Eps06 wdym foreshadowing?
@@kagome_495 it hinted at what was going to happen later
The fact the Charlie actually slipped made it even better
I don't get it
@@kagome_495 6:53 carson slips
Also at 9:10 carson slips again with charlie
We just not gonna talk about how they ruined The Mobs whole house lmao
They literally put holes in the wall.
@@blueraspberry6741 and broke the fence
Cameron Lhamon and stole the majority of what they own
Robbery
No
Michel having a tazer with him: perfectly normal.
CaptainSparkles was only so calm during his robbery was because he knew he could take any of them out at any second.
GSO Panda lol so true tho
also he's so rich that anything they would steal wouldn't make a dent in his wallet
He could flex and his shirt would disintegrate into ashes.
And after standing over the bloody heap that was once lunch club he could have spat upon them and uttered the ultimate curse "pickleboy"
GSO Panda he knew he could replace it in like 3 hours
Ted and Schlatt are the most chaotic people I've ever seen. Ted just pops up on the roof in one of the clips. Schlatt with his "HEY Scarra, how's it going buddy" while shooting Scarra.
SleepingDragons dark knight joker vibes
Also the only two able to break through the wall
I think Jschlatt bursting in to Scarra's room with the "Hey, Scarra! how you doin' buddy?" Is the most intimidated I've been of that man.
a harvard graduate is intimidating
he's a frightening man
You should add him in smash
Not him making a hole in the mob's wall with a crutch?
@@whoalor7316 that only heightens the fear
Jschlatt just casually walking into pokemons room is hilarious.
quickest dough i've ever yoinked
Its not his first rodeo
I am the 420th like
Come here often?
What was the slowest?
You should have been on hostage/crowd control
Dude when they got to CaptainSparklez he basically gave them a tour of his house and was like “I can replace literally anything you guys take”
I half expected them to drive off in his cars only for him to shrug and walk back inside.
@@EpicNerdsWithCameras ikr
lol anything but the diamond playbutton
It just reinforced in *STEEL* that the top youtubers make BANK dude
@@doomkittydoomkitty Lmao
Carson: "Uh Hey Were Here To Rob You"
Sparklez: "Oh Cool! Do you mind taking your shoes off first?"
That’s weirdly wholesome
“Let’s rob this bitch!”
hes so chill. and giving a tour to everyone.
So here’s all my expensive things
And the computers that my channel relies on
Dude his house was so nice
here after tom simons litteraly just yanked this video
Pfttt I thought I was the only one to see a great resemblance between the two videos
Charlie: *suavely climbs over fence*
His companions: *straight up destroys it*
and his foot
@@mike2148 he's devious
The rouge and his party of barbarians
The amount of chaotic energy this group gives off is so insanely dense i'm about to collapse into a black hole. Every single one of them has their own unique chaos and it's amazing
Poki: "what about Carson?"
Carson: *THUD*
the whole fucking room just SHOOK with the vibrations of carson thicc, meaty ass hitting the floor at such a velocity
@@cas6174 IM CRYING🧿👄🧿💀💀💀
OBUNGA don’t do that that’s gross
@@cas6174 Lmao🧿👄🧿
Dr. Hummbox CARSON
schlatt just casually schlatt walks into poki’s room, grabs a mic stand and leaves
what a king
best part is how she dosen't notice anything until Carson falls
this is all staged btw.
@@amestasiaa I said btw. dumbass
Just wanted to be sure people knew
@@therealestrx3707 it was obvious.
@@ultrabigfella Not at all
People can be really dumb on the Internet so you're never sure if they know its a joke and its all staged or if its real.
Lunch Club could’ve been one of the best things to happen to RUclips 😢
In an alternate timeline
It took half of lunch club to take down Michael reeves, what a horrifying man
they couldnt even stop him once he pulled out one of his twelve defense tasers. truly terrifying.
He’s a fucking eldritch scholar
I fucking died when micheal reeves whipped out his taser
Truly a fascinating specimen to behold
I instantly died when he pulled one out
I feel like the line "It's just toilet paper" aged well in the past month.
Init
True
It took 2 seconds to find this
Bet they feel like idiots now
Yeah
Every part with Schlatt in it was just amazing. He literally Schlattwalked into Poki’s room, he is on another level
mr potato man
Pls get a normal passport
He walks like a buff unit
I fear him
Npc
Your mother’s operation? Well, hope you have some for yours.
Legend says that The Mob haven't gotten there stuff back to this day
Robbing everyone and anyone: boohoo don't take my money
Robbing Michael reeves: *so you've come to tango with the Rango?*
Easily the most dangerous person they robbed and yet they only stealthed through poki's room
I only do loud heist on pokimane room just to here razermind
They appeared and Michaels just like “oh your approaching me?”
He is the king of tazers doe
i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!"
and its fucking hilarious
Carson: "Hey we're gonna rob you"
Jordan: "Oh cool do you mind taking off your shoes first"
Lunch club: "Yeah sure"
The bits are amazing tbh
They're robbers, not monsters.
Bits?
@@ImWems0r its what we call em so da police ain't think they actually robbed da people
Scruffy Robot professionals have standards
bit?
Everyone robbing poki: *stealth master*
Schlatt: *power walk intensifies*
Schlatt just doesn't care enough to fail and it's great.
he upped his intimidation so high that he doesn't even need to sneak to have people fear him, therefore they're pretending like he doesn't exist.
He just Schlatt Walked in there cause he is no Man Ass
a true businessman doesnt worry about that
I can’t like this comment it’s too good
he straight up schlatt walked right in there smh
It’s so hilarious how chill captainsparklez is about getting robbed
When Michael retrieved the taser it was akin to a master obtaining his weapon.
" *I'm still worthy!* "
Did he live with them 3 years ago?
Aidn Separd no
They didn't even get anything from michael, just engaged in combat
If they stayed longer, they might suffer from Michael's tasers and guns.
"Never should have come here!"
9:46
Didn't one of them take Michael's shirt and wears it on stream?
@@user-ph7kq2lp4v or Tazer guns
-“That’s for my mom’s operation!”
-“Your mother’s operation?
Well...
_Hope you have some for yours.”_
Carazy123 *top ten one-liners of all time*
“What kind of operation is your mother running?”
Said moments before death
Carazy123 what if his mom actually needed an operation
SndFX2 then we’ll just have to hope he has some for his.
i love how the just casually went up to captain sparklez and said "we're gonna rob you" and he just accepted it
I love how one michael reeves with a taser is way worse than four guys with tasers.
He may be small but he's just got less space for the crazy to be stored
he's used to it by now
I’d also like to point out that he just happened to have a taser in his back pocket
@@leftar1233 It's for emergencies
@@leftar1233 It's for occasions just like this
Jordan’s son of a car joke was so awful yet it still left me in tears after I heard Schlatt’s wheeze
It wasn't awful, it's just that everyone have thought about in their heads before.
Imagine you just chilling on your bed and schlatt just bursts in shouting AAAAAAAAYYYYYY in an Italian accent
Orcatreat | idk man that was pure new york accent right there
how do you say "ayyy" in an accent
unaltered shit you right
i wish schaltt would burst in my room shouting AAAAAAYYY 😳
@@somemagellanic schlatt found a way
Gosh I miss this group so much before. I wish they would get back together. Even after everything that happened
4:14 Charlie was the only one who knew what would *really* increase in value over time.
Schlatt: "Your mother's operation?"
Scarra: "yes"
Schlatt "welp... hope you have some for yours"
*Unloads*
I was cracking up at that part XD
He's too good
I swear Schlatt could be a Bond villain
Bro i'm literally crying lmfao
Schlatt is literally a real life cartoon villain
Disappointed by the lack of Michael Reeves home defense tactics
taser carpet
I mean it took 4 crackheads and many others that helped to bring down Michael. I'd say this video only demonstrates how powerful he is
Ya Gotta Pay the Troll Toll and even then he defeated them. Listen to when pokis talking about her brushes, you can hear their screams
Was waiting for the Home Alone bit.
666th like.
After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense.
And I feel special knowing that fact (:
Schlatt’s laugh when Jordan called Carson a car man is the human equivalent of a cat hiss. I didn’t know it was humanly possible to make that noise.
(noted)
How to steal:
1) tell everyone you're doing a bit
2) show up at everyone's houses for the "bit"
3) take everyone's things for the "bit"
4) put everyone's things in your car for the "bit"
5) drive away
i like that drive away isn't part of the bit
What if they stole from technoblade
@@corruptplex9179 no one steals from technoblade, he is a force too strong to be reckoned with
You forgot about breaking their walls for a bit
@@VinderTwelve they would have pvped in real life
Can’t be robbed if you don’t own anything 🤔
Big Bran
Brig bron
Is this tf2
Hey, we were in Model UN together
“You’re fisting my doom fist”
I love how sparkles was doing a house tour while being "robbed"
The fact that Michael had a tazer on him like if it was his wallet or phone is comedy gold
IKR
I would not be surprised if he keeps one in every room of the house
Its a hobby
It’s for self defence
Sometimes
Exactly
ted looks like it wasnt the first time he robbed someone, and travis looked like a stuffed animal. schlatt with his hat down looks like a war criminal. slime overloaded his moms credit card on vbucks and needs to pay it back before she notices. carson escaped containment and is hunting for vengence. noah is just there.
Carson is an SCP
meanwhile cooper just vibing
Ted is definitely experienced at this. He is too chaotic to be a law abiding citizen.
i feel like noah and schlatt are a war crime duo
noah is a person that exists
I imagine if they robbed schlatt, they would walk in and all they would hear is an echo of Schlatt going in his funny mic “I was expecting you” 😂
Laura *I Like It*
welcome to my cuckshed
A p p l e
@@ryanturner9057 button.
this comment has me dying
Carson's legs have a hard time supporting his powerhouse of a neck
Lunch club: We have u 4 to 1
Michael Reeves: I like those odds
finally a big brainer
@@novarex1886
? He's just using a overused meme
@@foquitajeej2399 he's a man of old culture
Michael:Ah call an ambulance! But not for me *pulls out taser*
my one and only question for this video is... *"how the heck are these idiots not in jail yet lol"*