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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2020
  • We needed money
    ★ Thank you to the youtubers featured in this video! -
    Gus Johnson - tinyurl.com/kurfrnh
    Eddy Burback - tinyurl.com/vsbcmfn
    NakeyJakey - tinyurl.com/yxlb3ubd
    Sven Johnson - tinyurl.com/t5uznen
    Abelina Sabrina - tinyurl.com/st8ccsp
    Macro - tinyurl.com/y6m8yfbz
    CaptainSparklez - tinyurl.com/bthk9av
    Smosh - tinyurl.com/bqhcxfz
    OfflineTV (Pokimane, Michael Reeves, Scarra, Fedmyster) - tinyurl.com/tr65ab8
    The Mob (Avalanche, Froste, Classify, Mako) - tinyurl.com/vfbaw38
    And to Condi for editing this video! - tinyurl.com/qvpyufe
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    Hugbox: / hugbox
    cscoop: / cscoop
    Ted Nivison: / tednivison
    jschlatt: / jschlatt
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @oniboyy
    @oniboyy 4 года назад +4998

    Everyone: *stealing stuff*
    Schlatt: *busts a hole in the wall*

    • @haydenwiseman3056
      @haydenwiseman3056 4 года назад +38

      @Phalanx then it would be entering, and what's wrong with that?

    • @6tango16
      @6tango16 4 года назад +112

      I was honestly surprised that they let them do that

    • @shizar998
      @shizar998 4 года назад +90

      @@6tango16 let them?

    • @mimiii_655
      @mimiii_655 4 года назад +43

      @Alex A notice how there was already a hole before he started doing it and also someone said "how did you punch this with your hand".

    • @justarandomclonetrooperwit8119
      @justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 4 года назад +6

      In other words
      Schlatt more like a boss
      Da fuck i be without my schlatt

  • @timoteooo115
    @timoteooo115 4 года назад +8832

    "You got $8700 on this bed, huh"
    "How did you count it that fast"
    Schlatt being a businessman as always

    • @friendlyghost8796
      @friendlyghost8796 4 года назад +168

      B U I S N E S S

    • @yesimnotcreative6312
      @yesimnotcreative6312 4 года назад +138

      Schlatt: m o n i

    • @hyrulemobian
      @hyrulemobian 4 года назад +49

      yes I'm not creative *c a s h*

    • @Dyotson
      @Dyotson 4 года назад +76

      Do I have to remember you that he has a Harvard degree?

    • @hyrulemobian
      @hyrulemobian 4 года назад +28

      Maximiliano Militzer you know him, you know him

  • @burlierearth7
    @burlierearth7 2 года назад +2853

    I like how while backing up Michael instinctively reached for his taser in his pocked but misses and gets tased

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 2 года назад +13

      I know right 😂

    • @Broadcast13-9
      @Broadcast13-9 2 года назад +50

      Michael always bring his backup taser

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 2 года назад +8

      Nice to see people are still watching lunch club

    • @blick_thegobbler138
      @blick_thegobbler138 Год назад +2

      I was the 1000th like

    • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729
      @apairofsteeltoedboots4729 8 месяцев назад +1

      Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too

  • @-CrowsNest-
    @-CrowsNest- 2 года назад +1855

    Charlie: **easily hops over fence**
    Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof**
    The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**

  • @celestite409
    @celestite409 4 года назад +11385

    Carson: "we are robbing you."
    Captain sparkles: "so anyways i started showing them my house."

    • @Weird04Life
      @Weird04Life 4 года назад +114

      Basically

    • @plazmasoul
      @plazmasoul 4 года назад +479

      Jordan is so polite I love him

    • @thiccburger290
      @thiccburger290 4 года назад +378

      It turned into a really nice house tour. I love Jordan, man.

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 года назад +103

      Jordan is actually really polite.

    • @simon3303
      @simon3303 4 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/KJ6s3ftPrkU/видео.html

  • @Yumi
    @Yumi 4 года назад +17122

    the mobs backyard fence was no match for 4 very strong men

    • @plopo-xn5eb
      @plopo-xn5eb 4 года назад +94

      Are u gay yumi

    • @hayden1359
      @hayden1359 4 года назад +47

      Yumi you main recruit x

    • @Heuuntheuur
      @Heuuntheuur 4 года назад +177

      Imagine what 10 big men could do that fence

    • @PilotGSPL
      @PilotGSPL 4 года назад +10

      Yumi how much did they pay you to say that?

    • @birdie6359
      @birdie6359 4 года назад +8

      Yumi More like 4 very BIG men

  • @emersonmankin3226
    @emersonmankin3226 2 года назад +336

    There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀

  • @sturgeonsteve3843
    @sturgeonsteve3843 2 года назад +593

    the lunch club had so much potential

    • @BigBoy-vp6lp
      @BigBoy-vp6lp Год назад +56

      gee i hope nothing bad happens to that group

    • @BlazyDayz
      @BlazyDayz Год назад +25

      Yeah but I'm pretty sure they're gonna comeback when the covid is over over! 😃😭😃

    • @shut1823
      @shut1823 Год назад +3

      @@BlazyDayz Hmmm will that even happen? I dont think so

    • @Ollum
      @Ollum Год назад +2

      @@BlazyDayz surely

    • @coolkcroyale
      @coolkcroyale Год назад +16

      @@BlazyDayz hahah so who’s gonna tell ‘em?

  • @kirbology
    @kirbology 4 года назад +6043

    "8700 dollars on this bed, huh?"
    "how'd you even count it that fast?!?"
    scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman

    • @slig4656
      @slig4656 4 года назад +284

      He can weigh money with his eyes

    • @macronusptilosus
      @macronusptilosus 4 года назад +40

      Skungus i- love that

    • @snottyboy9983
      @snottyboy9983 4 года назад +119

      A skill that can only be learned at Harvard (because he went there).

    • @whyte9677
      @whyte9677 4 года назад +8

      Olivia I
      Love your profile picture

    • @dominicmiller218
      @dominicmiller218 4 года назад +1

      Owen Foss did he actually go to Harvard or is that just a joke?

  • @BedirKhan
    @BedirKhan 4 года назад +7100

    Poki: "what about Carson?"
    Carson: *THUD*

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 года назад +665

      the whole fucking room just SHOOK with the vibrations of carson thicc, meaty ass hitting the floor at such a velocity

    • @barbecuesauceonmytitties780
      @barbecuesauceonmytitties780 4 года назад +119

      @@cas6174 IM CRYING🧿👄🧿💀💀💀

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 года назад +54

      OBUNGA don’t do that that’s gross

    • @barbecuesauceonmytitties780
      @barbecuesauceonmytitties780 4 года назад +38

      @@cas6174 Lmao🧿👄🧿

    • @dakillerpyro_
      @dakillerpyro_ 4 года назад +4

      Dr. Hummbox CARSON

  • @surlierkhan2497
    @surlierkhan2497 2 года назад +163

    12:36 when jshlatt doesn’t even crouch he just walks in bro XDDD

    • @cupman9821
      @cupman9821 2 года назад +5

      he really said "bitch im invisible you can't see me"

  • @twelve1738
    @twelve1738 2 года назад +463

    Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.

    • @E_xtinctPower
      @E_xtinctPower Год назад

      based opinion, sadly L + ratio

    • @Blooker01
      @Blooker01 Год назад +3

      @@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!

    • @E_xtinctPower
      @E_xtinctPower Год назад

      @@Blooker01 thank you, sir

    • @James_Randal
      @James_Randal Год назад

      @@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!

  • @Carliona4life
    @Carliona4life 4 года назад +8232

    Carson: "this is a robbery"
    Sparkles: "ok come on in, take your shoes off please and thanks :)"

  • @ooo629ooo
    @ooo629ooo 4 года назад +3445

    So when the Lunch Club steals things from RUclipsrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?

  • @OmegaCarrot
    @OmegaCarrot 2 года назад +76

    They were so kind to the captain, nobody can be rude to such a legend.

  • @yoda5240
    @yoda5240 Год назад +179

    imagine what this channel could have been if the carson drama didnt happen

    • @kaarelpart9311
      @kaarelpart9311 Год назад +13

      It would be heaven

    • @asaknight321
      @asaknight321 Год назад +13

      Ikr? A RUclips Renaissance it would have been. Atleast people like schlatt Ted and even slime hangout still

    • @eliiNya
      @eliiNya 6 месяцев назад +1

      i miss him :(

  • @protomiller2506
    @protomiller2506 4 года назад +3999

    “You yourself are the son of a car”
    Schlatt: WHEEZE

  • @cearethidk8879
    @cearethidk8879 4 года назад +10586

    Schlatt with his eyes covered by a hat is menacing.

    • @rida9639
      @rida9639 4 года назад +220

      ゴゴゴゴ
      "Yare yare"
      *Menacing*

    • @rayf-20
      @rayf-20 4 года назад +92

      he looks like a teenage roadman from the uk

    • @Rileylego-fq6wc
      @Rileylego-fq6wc 4 года назад +173

      Schlatt is scary

    • @hyunhoe
      @hyunhoe 4 года назад +84

      he've always been menacing wdym

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 4 года назад +98

      He looks like Jotaro but acts like a 1980's NYC mobster, and I'm all for it!

  • @myfriendkirby
    @myfriendkirby 2 года назад +66

    the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.

    • @theothatgaymf
      @theothatgaymf 5 месяцев назад

      Is it the chuckle sandwich podcast?? What episode?

    • @myfriendkirby
      @myfriendkirby 5 месяцев назад

      @@theothatgaymf not the chuckle sandwich pod, but the lunch club pod

  • @soybajo-kira8585
    @soybajo-kira8585 Год назад +62

    Lunch club was fun while it lasted

  • @mattds6811
    @mattds6811 4 года назад +6289

    Pokimane: “what about Carson?”
    Carson’s ass cheeks: “hi”

    • @Calibree
      @Calibree 4 года назад +204

      whole room went shaking like a fucking earthquake

    • @Noelle-ud8ny
      @Noelle-ud8ny 4 года назад +57

      His dumpy

    • @Damnnthatscrazy
      @Damnnthatscrazy 4 года назад +121

      The sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

    • @lukasyee2296
      @lukasyee2296 4 года назад +4

      Calibre atsuko kagari best girl

    • @Calibree
      @Calibree 4 года назад +4

      @@lukasyee2296 hell yeah shes best girl

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 4 года назад +2821

    -“That’s for my mom’s operation!”
    -“Your mother’s operation?
    Well...
    _Hope you have some for yours.”_

    • @noah9373
      @noah9373 4 года назад +111

      Carazy123 *top ten one-liners of all time*

    • @theradicalraspberry6460
      @theradicalraspberry6460 4 года назад +46

      “What kind of operation is your mother running?”

    • @bobbylmfaohi2946
      @bobbylmfaohi2946 4 года назад +3

      Said moments before death

    • @xlucyfer
      @xlucyfer 4 года назад +2

      Carazy123 what if his mom actually needed an operation

    • @theradicalraspberry6460
      @theradicalraspberry6460 4 года назад +4

      SndFX2 then we’ll just have to hope he has some for his.

  • @ceartrap2076
    @ceartrap2076 2 года назад +13

    16:32 the fact that Charlie just comes in with a toaster

  • @debbiemiller5067
    @debbiemiller5067 2 года назад +66

    Schlatt:Literally breaking the wall on the first try
    Everybody else: not being able to
    Ted: on the second try
    17:04

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 11 месяцев назад +1

      It wasn’t the first try tho

  • @barnaclescum7011
    @barnaclescum7011 4 года назад +2352

    Captain Sparklez: you are the son of a car
    Carson:
    Jschlatt: *demonic wheezing*

  • @mattleyba8148
    @mattleyba8148 4 года назад +3000

    Schlatt: "Your mother's operation?"
    Scarra: "yes"
    Schlatt "welp... hope you have some for yours"
    *Unloads*

    • @nelson_abe.08
      @nelson_abe.08 4 года назад +62

      I was cracking up at that part XD

    • @paulplaysstuff6696
      @paulplaysstuff6696 4 года назад +43

      He's too good

    • @gravypanic9922
      @gravypanic9922 4 года назад +41

      I swear Schlatt could be a Bond villain

    • @marc_sed
      @marc_sed 4 года назад +13

      Bro i'm literally crying lmfao

    • @leeroyjenkns5182
      @leeroyjenkns5182 4 года назад +12

      Schlatt is literally a real life cartoon villain

  • @prakesh2904
    @prakesh2904 2 года назад +18

    12:30 ngl that was a cool ass one-liner

  • @nothatisnotsolidsnake
    @nothatisnotsolidsnake 10 месяцев назад +7

    Schlatt used to give off Comical Henchman vibes now he gives off Intimidating Mob Boss vibes

  • @thepotatolord1679
    @thepotatolord1679 3 года назад +8237

    Everyone else in lunch club: *stealths through poki's room*
    Carson: *Trips on escape*
    Schlatt: *Effortlessly chad walks in and out*

    • @TheMJfromTN
      @TheMJfromTN 3 года назад +228

      *Schlatt walks

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 3 года назад +14

      Michael Jones what?

    • @Mucnicc
      @Mucnicc 3 года назад +118

      @@guyfieri4017 it's called the schlatt walk

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 3 года назад +17

      Mucnic the Jschlatt walk = Chad Walk ??

    • @Mucnicc
      @Mucnicc 3 года назад +77

      @@guyfieri4017 the schlatt walk is the ultimate Chad walk

  • @bluebell560
    @bluebell560 4 года назад +1735

    I get the feeling Carson told Gus to “talk shit about him,” and they were like “Yeah, I got you fam.”

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 4 года назад +39

      Knowing Gus he probably wasn't doing it because he was told to do it

    • @LazarusRiza
      @LazarusRiza 4 года назад +4

      I got you on camera

    • @bigdawg6734
      @bigdawg6734 4 года назад +1

      Wow really

  • @thomasmclean9406
    @thomasmclean9406 7 месяцев назад +8

    Seeing schlatt without a beard is... strange

  • @enthusiastic_tank6752
    @enthusiastic_tank6752 2 года назад +15

    Michel having a tazer with him: perfectly normal.

  • @t2pdaybreak422
    @t2pdaybreak422 4 года назад +2473

    Carson: "Uh Hey Were Here To Rob You"
    Sparklez: "Oh Cool! Do you mind taking your shoes off first?"

    • @milkweechris8181
      @milkweechris8181 4 года назад +43

      That’s weirdly wholesome

    • @Corey_Tenderson
      @Corey_Tenderson 4 года назад +23

      “Let’s rob this bitch!”

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 4 года назад +9

      hes so chill. and giving a tour to everyone.

    • @braydenhill4033
      @braydenhill4033 4 года назад +2

      So here’s all my expensive things
      And the computers that my channel relies on

    • @vaarka7534
      @vaarka7534 4 года назад +1

      Dude his house was so nice

  • @russianspy5007
    @russianspy5007 4 года назад +4933

    Schlatt walking into Poki’s room like an Oblivion NPC

    • @xeno8801
      @xeno8801 4 года назад +243

      He went in with absolutely zero fucks. A plug walk like that just constantly radiates big ball energy

    • @tommorows_sun
      @tommorows_sun 4 года назад +88

      @@xeno8801 it's bc shlatt is a Chad

    • @katyamerrick9130
      @katyamerrick9130 3 года назад +6

      What time mark??

    • @porraambulante
      @porraambulante 3 года назад +16

      @@katyamerrick9130 12:35

    • @deadron6170
      @deadron6170 3 года назад +4

      1334 likes

  • @takahe4376
    @takahe4376 Год назад +15

    Jschlatt just casually walking into pokemons room is hilarious.

  • @dkdieall6005
    @dkdieall6005 2 года назад +4

    Legend says that The Mob haven't gotten there stuff back to this day

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 4 года назад +18807

    Michael Reeves getting tased by 4 guys then pulling out his own taser is like entering the impossible phase 2 of a boss fight

    • @shad5812
      @shad5812 4 года назад +651

      which made the cuphead music fit perfectly

    • @jamesraven6766
      @jamesraven6766 4 года назад +273

      @@shad5812 I would have gone with Giornos theme.

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 года назад +226

      James Raven I agree with him, Floral Fury is basically Michael Reeves’s theme song

    • @CorporalCrownie
      @CorporalCrownie 4 года назад +50

      Reminds me of the abyse watcher from darksouls 3

    • @birdie6359
      @birdie6359 4 года назад +136

      Cooper, Charlie, Ted, and Noah were no match for that taser-wielding fiend

  • @ghostikko9929
    @ghostikko9929 4 года назад +7065

    It took half of lunch club to take down Michael reeves, what a horrifying man

    • @kellenold1358
      @kellenold1358 4 года назад +948

      they couldnt even stop him once he pulled out one of his twelve defense tasers. truly terrifying.

    • @chistosquisto9079
      @chistosquisto9079 4 года назад +548

      He’s a fucking eldritch scholar

    • @bloodreaper4515
      @bloodreaper4515 4 года назад +489

      I fucking died when micheal reeves whipped out his taser

    • @timmychow6283
      @timmychow6283 4 года назад +170

      Truly a fascinating specimen to behold

    • @fridgeboy4418
      @fridgeboy4418 4 года назад +128

      I instantly died when he pulled one out

  • @bungercolumbus
    @bungercolumbus 2 года назад +19

    So funny how in the foreseeable future what charlie was holding there could have built him a business empire 4:15

  • @JozzFilms
    @JozzFilms Год назад +14

    Lunch Club could’ve been one of the best things to happen to RUclips 😢
    In an alternate timeline

  • @apexshamwow236
    @apexshamwow236 4 года назад +4727

    I love how the only person who tried to fight back was Michael Reeves.

    • @_Cursed_Queen_
      @_Cursed_Queen_ 4 года назад +252

      APEX Shamwow you can’t tase the taser without getting tased yourself

    • @solargaruda
      @solargaruda 4 года назад +64

      Then again you have to fight back against four people trying to tase you

    • @paulpilapil4024
      @paulpilapil4024 4 года назад +99

      Yeah but the prize is more test subjects for him so he might’ve won

    • @Swoops-tb4ip
      @Swoops-tb4ip 4 года назад +52

      he always carries a spare taser

    • @ryleybrooks73
      @ryleybrooks73 4 года назад +44

      That wasn’t actually scripted

  • @devin7612
    @devin7612 4 года назад +5310

    this feels like watching someone’s high school final film project

    • @dorbacal
      @dorbacal 4 года назад +42

      lunch club babyyyy

    • @uselesst3xt359
      @uselesst3xt359 4 года назад +16

      And I love it.

    • @xlucyfer
      @xlucyfer 4 года назад +15

      It's Charlie's film he is gonna submit for his school projects

    • @cruciant
      @cruciant 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @Cubbypower
    @Cubbypower 2 года назад +25

    here after tom simons litteraly just yanked this video

    • @nashobanashoba9031
      @nashobanashoba9031 2 года назад +6

      Pfttt I thought I was the only one to see a great resemblance between the two videos

  • @themammoth9051
    @themammoth9051 2 года назад +2

    10:08 “The closet. You opened it. We came.”

  • @ethanm8756
    @ethanm8756 4 года назад +2466

    I love how everybody is sneaking and then Schlatt just walks in with his absolute alpha-male power walk

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 4 года назад +134

      the s c h l a t t w a l k

    • @laurenlizzbeth
      @laurenlizzbeth 4 года назад +53

      the schlatt walk can not be contained. more powerful than even Big Lion himself.

    • @oongaboonga8877
      @oongaboonga8877 4 года назад +16

      He is the tank of the group

    • @senkuishigami845
      @senkuishigami845 4 года назад +8

      Hes a stand user

    • @ethanm8756
      @ethanm8756 4 года назад +1

      Zachary Kira oh? A fellow JoJo fan?

  • @xenomnii3864
    @xenomnii3864 4 года назад +2722

    "That's for my mom's operation"
    _"Hope you have some for yours"_

    • @xlucyfer
      @xlucyfer 4 года назад +20

      What if his mom actually had to get an operation

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 года назад +39

      @@xlucyfer oh well

    • @halfofgrim
      @halfofgrim 4 года назад +35

      @@xlucyfer Well the statement still stands

    • @infernia4336
      @infernia4336 4 года назад +38

      the most badass one liner

    • @hoff4301
      @hoff4301 4 года назад +10

      Schlat is a beast

  • @trickytheclown3500
    @trickytheclown3500 2 года назад +9

    i love how the just casually went up to captain sparklez and said "we're gonna rob you" and he just accepted it

  • @tyui7
    @tyui7 7 месяцев назад +3

    It’s so hilarious how chill captainsparklez is about getting robbed

  • @thejknetwork9450
    @thejknetwork9450 4 года назад +2573

    Carson opens Poki's door
    "The Demon"

    • @zucc3446
      @zucc3446 4 года назад +47

      *minecraft cave sound*

    • @anon-ud9mq
      @anon-ud9mq 4 года назад +23

      what you look like when you go into your parent's bedroom cause you had a nightmare

    • @LMC_Jarred
      @LMC_Jarred 4 года назад +4

      The *Moyai*

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 3 года назад +5

      Wuh oh, this aged poorly

    • @applesolider
      @applesolider 3 года назад

      @@justadumb8864 what do you mean

  • @cscoop
    @cscoop 4 года назад +22337

    quickest dough i've ever yoinked

  • @JeraldTheBEAR
    @JeraldTheBEAR Год назад +26

    Gosh I miss this group so much before. I wish they would get back together. Even after everything that happened

  • @sandpope2977
    @sandpope2977 2 года назад +6

    After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense.
    And I feel special knowing that fact (:

  • @justalula7151
    @justalula7151 4 года назад +3000

    Schlatt and Noah just storming in Scarra's room is like a scene from a Mafia movie. Also Everyone just stealing from Poki's room is too funny.

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 года назад +43

      And the most Intimidating thing about that scene is The One Winged Angel playing in the background

    • @cheesemas7770
      @cheesemas7770 4 года назад +54

      bru travis stealing from pokies bathroom was hilarious he's such a big guy but so elegant

    • @angsty_butter6858
      @angsty_butter6858 4 года назад +7

      Jchlatt but ok

    • @disconnected2541
      @disconnected2541 4 года назад +26

      I like how everyone is super sneaky robbing poki then theres schlatt and Carson just casually strolling in

    • @darrenhutcheon9323
      @darrenhutcheon9323 4 года назад

      bout to end this man's whole career what?

  • @jer_e4806
    @jer_e4806 3 года назад +2727

    Plot Twist: The footage is reversed and Lunch Club is generously gifting various RUclipsrs, how wholesome.

    • @yeah2152
      @yeah2152 3 года назад +139

      Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.

    • @tactic4795
      @tactic4795 3 года назад +7

      yeah ! It joke

    • @kermitthefrog4272
      @kermitthefrog4272 3 года назад

      Yeah...

    • @jgprickett
      @jgprickett 3 года назад

      10:10

    • @butterdog2048
      @butterdog2048 3 года назад +3

      They even repaired that wall. How nice.

  • @Gamer-cr6oe
    @Gamer-cr6oe 2 года назад +3

    Carson: Were robbing you
    Jordan: yeah go ahead, I can just rebuy everything.

  • @itsluminastra
    @itsluminastra 2 года назад +8

    I love how sparkles was doing a house tour while being "robbed"

  • @dissapointment3555
    @dissapointment3555 3 года назад +4470

    Robbing everyone and anyone: boohoo don't take my money
    Robbing Michael reeves: *so you've come to tango with the Rango?*

    • @thepotatolord1679
      @thepotatolord1679 3 года назад +211

      Easily the most dangerous person they robbed and yet they only stealthed through poki's room

    • @aubergineman7654
      @aubergineman7654 3 года назад +47

      I only do loud heist on pokimane room just to here razermind

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 3 года назад +83

      They appeared and Michaels just like “oh your approaching me?”

    • @engineergaming5004
      @engineergaming5004 3 года назад +15

      He is the king of tazers doe

    • @M1Autistic
      @M1Autistic 3 года назад +39

      i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!"
      and its fucking hilarious

  • @nategreat5799
    @nategreat5799 3 года назад +2702

    CaptainSparkles was only so calm during his robbery was because he knew he could take any of them out at any second.

    • @salamisami5161
      @salamisami5161 3 года назад +27

      GSO Panda lol so true tho

    • @k90sas-choppu46
      @k90sas-choppu46 3 года назад +128

      also he's so rich that anything they would steal wouldn't make a dent in his wallet

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 3 года назад +129

      He could flex and his shirt would disintegrate into ashes.

    • @codyjordan8722
      @codyjordan8722 3 года назад +68

      And after standing over the bloody heap that was once lunch club he could have spat upon them and uttered the ultimate curse "pickleboy"

    • @kyleighroberts3158
      @kyleighroberts3158 3 года назад +1

      GSO Panda he knew he could replace it in like 3 hours

  • @eefle_weefle
    @eefle_weefle 2 года назад +36

    4:16 after accidentally opening a door to heaven seeing the pearly gates and all they had to offer ted is distraught that the paradise waiting after death is nothing but dissapointment and in this moment of realization ted can only scream "there is nothing" to us all we saw was a blinding light that almost completely enveloped Teds body once the ethereal door shut ted was left in the empty room his mortal mind being blown by what he had just saw convinces himself that the nothing he saw is the empty room he currently stands in forgetting the dissapointment that waits after all of our deaths

  • @soulknight5330
    @soulknight5330 Год назад +6

    Jschlatt is like the textbook definition of American Charisma it's actually amazing

  • @lexvandeneynde437
    @lexvandeneynde437 4 года назад +849

    How to steal like Jshlatt
    -Walk in
    -Take something
    -walk out
    -dont let them ask questions

    • @yappledapple2293
      @yappledapple2293 4 года назад +15

      Also threaten and then shoot them

    • @fellow4349
      @fellow4349 4 года назад +2

      Hell yes.

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 года назад +3

      Important notice: if the Schlatt Walk is not pulled off succesfully, chances of the operation going the desirable way shall be much less.

  • @fawhve
    @fawhve 4 года назад +1891

    We just not gonna talk about how they ruined The Mobs whole house lmao

    • @blueraspberry6741
      @blueraspberry6741 4 года назад +231

      They literally put holes in the wall.

    • @CameronL211
      @CameronL211 4 года назад +192

      @@blueraspberry6741 and broke the fence

    • @austin0172
      @austin0172 4 года назад +122

      Cameron Lhamon and stole the majority of what they own

    • @brianless103
      @brianless103 4 года назад +48

      Robbery

    • @nihilist3896
      @nihilist3896 4 года назад +4

      No

  • @maybeacoolguy
    @maybeacoolguy 2 года назад +9

    No one:
    Michael when he's had enough of being tased: I HAVE A TASER TOO BI- *cuphead battle music starts playing*

  • @rahmanrahman597
    @rahmanrahman597 2 года назад +8

    I am scared because Ted and schlatt seem weirdly experienced with this

  • @8rayd3n
    @8rayd3n 4 года назад +2743

    Pokimane : *Breaks Carson's Heart*
    Carson : "So you like being robbed now"

    • @confusedbakugo1373
      @confusedbakugo1373 4 года назад +28

      YOU STOLE MY HEART POKIMANE, PAY THE FINE

    • @litteralyjustsam5262
      @litteralyjustsam5262 4 года назад +1

      yeah

    • @bushcalanetwork
      @bushcalanetwork 4 года назад +7

      Pokimane"s floor breaks Carson's back

    • @ezzyth8824
      @ezzyth8824 4 года назад +9

      Shot trough the heart, and you're to blame
      Your property is now in my name.

    • @peethoven4807
      @peethoven4807 4 года назад +1

      @@bushcalanetwork More like Carson breaks Pokimane's floor

  • @salmoneysca
    @salmoneysca 4 года назад +2795

    This really made me think, aren't robberies technically just violent house tours

    • @blakethegreat3093
      @blakethegreat3093 4 года назад +80

      ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +28

      Blake the great 1234 I hate how much this makes sense

    • @stickylungs
      @stickylungs 4 года назад

      You aren’t funny

    • @salmoneysca
      @salmoneysca 4 года назад +17

      @@stickylungs that's hurtful but probably accurate

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @yardstick4625
    @yardstick4625 2 года назад +12

    Back again after Innit blatantly ripped this video

  • @jeffthepuppetYT
    @jeffthepuppetYT 2 года назад +9

    Carson's legs have a hard time supporting his powerhouse of a neck

  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 4 года назад +33237

    Can’t be robbed if you don’t own anything 🤔

  • @tublar_stanley
    @tublar_stanley 4 года назад +1375

    “Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.”
    Michael : * UNO reverse card *

    • @colinlinvill1310
      @colinlinvill1310 4 года назад +62

      Of course Michael just carries a taser with him wherever he goes

    • @slimaa2261
      @slimaa2261 4 года назад +31

      Colin Linvill it’s to torture the members of offlinetv wherever he goes

    • @vivi-ok4lk
      @vivi-ok4lk 4 года назад +4

      I'm your 420th like

    • @onenerdygremlin
      @onenerdygremlin 4 года назад +1

      Michael is a Hunan tazer at this point

    • @yes-fb7rf
      @yes-fb7rf 4 года назад

      yes

  • @Mr_Sad07
    @Mr_Sad07 2 года назад +2

    I love how chill captain sparkles was about being robbed

  • @sirwatzhizface4430
    @sirwatzhizface4430 4 года назад +5749

    (noted)
    How to steal:
    1) tell everyone you're doing a bit
    2) show up at everyone's houses for the "bit"
    3) take everyone's things for the "bit"
    4) put everyone's things in your car for the "bit"
    5) drive away

    • @anith9127
      @anith9127 4 года назад +164

      i like that drive away isn't part of the bit

    • @corruptplex9179
      @corruptplex9179 4 года назад +63

      What if they stole from technoblade

    • @VinderTwelve
      @VinderTwelve 4 года назад +100

      @@corruptplex9179 no one steals from technoblade, he is a force too strong to be reckoned with

    • @temmiesweets
      @temmiesweets 4 года назад +39

      You forgot about breaking their walls for a bit

    • @corruptplex9179
      @corruptplex9179 4 года назад +8

      @@VinderTwelve they would have pvped in real life

  • @yasumehanhu1469
    @yasumehanhu1469 4 года назад +10829

    I feel like the line "It's just toilet paper" aged well in the past month.

  • @barrettkennedy8614
    @barrettkennedy8614 2 года назад +4

    I love how genuinely confused guss looks

  • @Ayaanpatel11
    @Ayaanpatel11 2 года назад +3

    The amount of times Carson tripped in this video has to be giving him back pain lmao

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy 4 года назад +2033

    *tells him about his mother’s operation*
    “Hope you have some for yours.”
    Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 4 года назад +40

      Top 10 greatest lines before the kill

    • @bread8507
      @bread8507 3 года назад

      Oh, so your approaching me

  • @PedroPedro-sm9oy
    @PedroPedro-sm9oy 3 года назад +5195

    They didn't even get anything from michael, just engaged in combat

    • @user-ph7kq2lp4v
      @user-ph7kq2lp4v 3 года назад +269

      If they stayed longer, they might suffer from Michael's tasers and guns.

    • @ry4nmaster
      @ry4nmaster 3 года назад +126

      "Never should have come here!"

    • @thewatcherinthecloud
      @thewatcherinthecloud 3 года назад +64

      9:46

    • @gmsimon
      @gmsimon 3 года назад +32

      Didn't one of them take Michael's shirt and wears it on stream?

    • @novajester2390
      @novajester2390 3 года назад +7

      @@user-ph7kq2lp4v or Tazer guns

  • @bgzanders0673
    @bgzanders0673 Год назад +6

    I miss this

  • @SimonGhostRiley-nq1wu
    @SimonGhostRiley-nq1wu 19 дней назад +2

    13:15 Payday stealth be like

  • @ethanmonroe1441
    @ethanmonroe1441 4 года назад +3574

    ted looks like it wasnt the first time he robbed someone, and travis looked like a stuffed animal. schlatt with his hat down looks like a war criminal. slime overloaded his moms credit card on vbucks and needs to pay it back before she notices. carson escaped containment and is hunting for vengence. noah is just there.

  • @ceo_of_salt5818
    @ceo_of_salt5818 4 года назад +2011

    the way schlatt walks and talks while robbing scarra makes him seem like a mafia member

  • @aegisblze
    @aegisblze 4 месяца назад +1

    Fedmyster's acting is good, it feels like he genuinely had no idea what was going on

  • @MilkLadsForever
    @MilkLadsForever Год назад

    This is still one of my favorite videos on this platform

  • @gimp5937
    @gimp5937 4 года назад +593

    yall could've literally just swept jordan up off his feet and stolen him

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 4 года назад +5

      short king mama ay

    • @urmumgay2314
      @urmumgay2314 4 года назад +5

      thats hot

    • @TheSonicBros1
      @TheSonicBros1 4 года назад +4

      Ur mum Gay idk man seems pretty gay to me

    • @urmumgay2314
      @urmumgay2314 4 года назад +3

      The Sonic Bros oh my bad bro forgot to say no homo

  • @derekmaki
    @derekmaki 4 года назад +1723

    “Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.”
    That’s one way to do it.

  • @dawnstag7267
    @dawnstag7267 2 года назад +1

    I love how as soon as Carson opens the door the chat bot says
    "The demon Azreal"

  • @alexbro23
    @alexbro23 Год назад +2

    Man this was probably the riskiest thing Carson's ever done.

  • @janputz4157
    @janputz4157 4 года назад +2404

    Carson looks so unnatural entering a girls bedroom.

    • @hades8400
      @hades8400 4 года назад +164

      He stood at the doorway for a second as if to say "I am here."

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 года назад +11

      @@hades8400
      "It is I. I. I am Carson. Carson King. I am present"

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 4 года назад +5

      @@pyrrehraus6571 son of king car

    • @angryman...
      @angryman... 4 года назад +4

      He never looks natural

    • @onerobloxedboi6954
      @onerobloxedboi6954 4 года назад +3

      Like when you open the door to an animatronic from FNAF

  • @mevoogle
    @mevoogle 4 года назад +1720

    Carson "Hey we're gonna rob you!"
    Sparklez: "Oh cool but do you mind taking your shoes off first tho"
    Carson: " oh yeah sure"

  • @RileyJouppi
    @RileyJouppi 2 года назад +2

    This is best MTV cribs episode ever

  • @suspiciousman4402
    @suspiciousman4402 2 года назад +1

    I love how Ted casually flipped Damien over as gently as possible

  • @pidge3807
    @pidge3807 4 года назад +2728

    Everyone talking about Jschlatt mob walk when Ted over here summoning the energy of Robbie Rotten in his every move

    • @jonical
      @jonical 4 года назад +40

      Ted is the desciple of robbie

    • @sneakymango7397
      @sneakymango7397 4 года назад +30

      On fire everyone talking about Ted summoning the energy of Robbie rotten in his every move. But are we just gonna ignore charlie activating his inner worm?

    • @whymypphard680
      @whymypphard680 4 года назад +18

      @@sneakymango7397 are we gonna ignore how thicc travis is when he was entering macros house

    • @smokestack534
      @smokestack534 4 года назад +4

      Ted is literally robbie rotten what the fuck

    • @eliasbernstein
      @eliasbernstein 4 года назад +5

      11:39

  • @sed7819
    @sed7819 4 года назад +1455

    10:13
    "Small Filipino child gets attacked by American tourists and fights back", 1989 colorized

    • @aravindkandarpa7472
      @aravindkandarpa7472 4 года назад +38

      Bruh the Americans actually imperialised the phillipines in like 1880 tho so just change the date and it becomes historically accurate

    • @fugitivelemon1144
      @fugitivelemon1144 4 года назад +5

      r/wooosh

    • @Cloutboi2official
      @Cloutboi2official 4 года назад +1

      666th like bruh

    • @3ianzo
      @3ianzo 4 года назад +12

      @@fugitivelemon1144 it's not...

    • @fugitivelemon1144
      @fugitivelemon1144 4 года назад +1

      3ronzo it is

  • @colinstate
    @colinstate Год назад +2

    How Carson just shakes the girls hand after she has been told he has “poopy fingers” is hilarious

  • @jakk1hundo553
    @jakk1hundo553 2 года назад +3

    3:52 Oh if only you knew Ted... if only you knew...

  • @constantdemonics5370
    @constantdemonics5370 4 года назад +610

    I feel like the black guy being the only person to notice anything wrong was an intentional joke

    • @Rabbotic
      @Rabbotic 4 года назад +10

      Joke?

    • @yodanobunga9238
      @yodanobunga9238 4 года назад +76

      I have a feeling the whole mob were told that it was a bit except for him

    • @corey9014
      @corey9014 4 года назад +12

      @@yodanobunga9238 what bit?

    • @amirj4956
      @amirj4956 4 года назад +2

      Nah, Ava's just the only smart one in the group

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @duncanbeach3750
    @duncanbeach3750 3 года назад +3349

    Carson standing in Poki's doorway like he just emerged from a well in the norwegian countryside

    • @sverenagain
      @sverenagain 3 года назад +46

      you put words to thoughts i didnt even know i was having

    • @CrestToothpaste
      @CrestToothpaste 3 года назад +45

      He’s standing there like he wants to tell his mom he just threw up but she’s asleep.

    • @CHIPSISBACK
      @CHIPSISBACK 3 года назад +25

      He’s just standing there, menacingly

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +5

      @@CHIPSISBACK WEE WOO WEE WOO

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +6

      He stands there like DIO at the top of the stairs

  • @Atrax_y
    @Atrax_y 2 года назад

    I love how they just do it calmly

  • @user-kl9jg2xu9h
    @user-kl9jg2xu9h 9 месяцев назад +7

    Can’t be robbed if you don’t own anything . the lunch club had so much potential.

  • @onerobloxedboi6954
    @onerobloxedboi6954 4 года назад +2040

    Jschlatt looks like the real robber in this video. His posture is that of a npc from GTA V

    • @suburbanmurderer
      @suburbanmurderer 4 года назад +20

      that's the scary part

    • @skooter__
      @skooter__ 4 года назад +3

      It so is tho

    • @adrimulet5965
      @adrimulet5965 4 года назад +3

      honestly

    • @alcapwned3933
      @alcapwned3933 4 года назад +13

      "that's for my mom's operation!"
      "your mom's operation?"
      "yes!"
      "well.. hope you have some for yours"
      *automatic fire and screams of agony*

    • @ionad2069
      @ionad2069 4 года назад +1

      12:34