I hope you enjoyed this one! I had a hard time recording because I started with the Rippin' and the Tearin' and I had the giggles for over an hour lol It's like I turned into a teenage again! :D
Are you absolutely sure you need to be inside a fief to conceive a child? I think i remember my wife getting pregnant while waiting to assault a hideout or waiting somewhere to regain hp in the middle of nowhere. I think you need to be stationary and thats it. to be fair, im too lazy to test it though
Hahaha that's a tough one - I went through a lot of people before meeting my wife and I was in my 30s when I got married... so maybe I'm not the best person to give advise on that :) Although I do have a couple heirs to the throne now so that's worth somethin lol
@@VampireGranny I was just clicking randomly for this one, but for a legit playthrough I would probably have a nice mix of things. It would be really easy to get an OP governor with this! It's crazy to have an 18 year old start at level 21 with allll those juicy stats to start with :D
Raising children to be OP is great. In my current campaign, I have about 6 kids, 3 of age. My party has my 2 sons and my second wife in it. One of my sons was raised to be a tactician, engineer and healer, the other to be a scout, crafter and trader. Holy shit having them in the party makes it so OP when combined with my guy's leadership. Phyrric victory? More like total victory after a day or so, siege? Those walls are down in a shockingly short amount of time, every time I go to town after a battle I bankrupt the city and craft all members of my clan unique god-tier weapons that themselves are worth more than entire cities. My third child of age is a daughter, she was raised to be a steward and was put in charge of my kingdoms capital (Ocs Hall) and by God she rakes in the cash.
@@lucaslove1216 how can you not, my character is 33 years old and I already have 10 or 12 Kids on my clan betwen 7 and 12, I get the feelings its going to be annoying after a while.
_"With any luck, the mother will die in childbirth, so we can remarry and start pumpin out more babies."_ Damn, I gotta start wearing headphones watching these videos, I'm getting weird looks at the library.
i had 4 girls with one wife until she passed away from an untimly cavalery solo charge. i got 3 girls and one boy from my second wife. i married the girls away since i tried to conquer the whole world with a kingdom only consisting of companions made nobles. it worked and they reproduced quite well. so after 25 ingame years the companion clans were quite formidable. i once got my wife pregnant while waiting to raid a bandit hideout. i didnt know it was possible. good video as always
Lol ah yes the solo cavalry charge - probably got stopped by a looter with a pitch fork :P That's good to hear! I noticed the companion clans in my campaign weren't marrying unless I did it manually with family members. Good point, the game treats hideouts the same way as town/castle! You regen crafting stamina there as well, so not it all makes sense :)
@@Strat-Guides i learned from all the Media, thate stakeouts are pretty boring. So why not pass the time by strengthening your numbers. In my 1.8 campaign some of the companion Clans married other wifes. I dont know if they took the wifes from within the kingdom or from other kingdoms
Wait…that’s nuts. Didn’t know they counted as a town/village. That means you can get increased healing rate there as well? If so, it sounds like there is potential for some weird campaign tactics.
Excellent info as always man. Nothing better than taking the grandkids out for wholesome family activities like field battles and clearing out bandit hideouts.
Agreed, I feel like there are a couple things lacking when it comes to managing a clan. They have a good foundation, just needs a little more I think :)
"With some luck, or some savescumming, our wife will die after the third child is born, so we can remarry and start pumping out new babies with a new wife" may be the best thing I have ever heard on the internet.
You're the funniest data analyst I've heard, plus I think Taleworlds should give you a payecheck. Everytime I get a bit bored of the game I watch some of your videos and I go back to it looking to try and apply the knowledge you blessed us with.
Thanks Ed! I appreciate that :) My wife tells me enough that I'm not funny so it's good to hear both sides haha I'm glad my videos are helpful! If you're getting bored, I'm working on a very unique type of campaign that I think a lot of people will really enjoy. Certainly not for the beginners, but for vets like us it should be fun. It's the Robin Hood modded hardcore campaign. Stay tuned for more info :D
@@Strat-Guides wives… bless them. they just don’t get it. I got double D’s in humour: Dirty and Dorky. My wife gets the first ones, but I fail to impress her with any from the second category. As for your upcoming work, I was already sold. Came across your channel a little while ago and now I watch a couple of your videos every evening after work. Very funny and relaxing. So looking forward to the new stuff. Hope your channel grows Strat, you deserve it.
These companion videos were extra dense which is why I split them up into 5 separate ones. Also most of the data is hosted on the discord server so feel free to hop on there if you want to get those, I like to use the filters and find exactly what I want.
For the sex of a child, I remember someone is Discord looking at the code saying it was 51% female and 49% male. I and others think this is off as I seem to get way more females than males.
Yeah I was getting a couple more girls than boys, but figured my data set was just too small to make a conclusion from it. I wouldn't doubt a bit a of TW maths going on here lol
In one of my current sandbox games I plan to have my female character run a "marriage scam" where I´ll marry vlandian nobels, sell off their stuff and then let them go on a very unenthusiastic walk into some enemy formation, so I can move on to the next. And I am thinking that once I become a vassal, I could call the ladys into armies to... create more single nobles. But I am basically starting off, so any advice on how to make that work out somewhat profitable?
I saw someone try that once. It went miserably because he didn't level charm and didn't do anything to raise relations with the clans he was trying to marry from. I hope you're good at jailbreaks ... I haven't played in 1.8 because my pc could barely handle bannerlord and couldn't get through a siege at all, but in the earlier versions jailbreaks were the very best way to win relations and gain charm, which both contribute to lowering the price clan leaders demand for marriages. You could even get them to pay you for it after a couple jailbreaks. If that still works, it can be ALL profit. And definitely make sure clan death is turned on and at the maximum rate. I played on the medium difficulty when I played and had a really hard time getting nobles to actually die when I wanted them to. Even with a javelin to the back of the head.
@@Nurk0m0rath Yeah, that mistake I am glad I didn´t make. Social is full and Charm has 5 focus points. Death is on "Realistic" aswell. Jailbreaks might be though right now. I am good enough at them, but right now the Vlandians just steamroll the Western Empire with three well coordinated armies and rarely loose. And wasn´t there a bug, that prevented lords from putting their captives into dungeons or was that fixed already?
@@Der_Eisenfresser I never saw that one, but I did say I haven't played the current patch. But if they never lose, the only other way I know to gain relations is gang busting. You get like 1 point of relations with whichever clan owns the town for each gang, iirc.
Hahaha sounds like something you would watch on a documentary - It's almost always the spouse that offs their husband/wife! Like 99% of the time :) That sounds like it would be very profitable - almost like a life insurance scam lol! As far as marrying a bunch of different people, it's easiest if you can raise relations with them beforehand. Releasing from battles, prison breaks, joining the same kingdom as them and voting with them, donating things, donating influence (there are a lot of ways to get it done !)
Lol thanks for watching! I actually had get up from my desk and go downstairs for a few minutes to clear up - I kept giggling every time I tried to record voice over. Rippin and tearin ftw
I think it's worth testing if small clans have a bonus for having kids. Here's what happened in my game: I used my sister as a siege master, until my clan grew so much, I no longer cared about losing her, and had a character entirely focused on sieges. So eventually I pimped her out. What I didn't noticed at the time, was that my new brother-in-law was the last surviving member of his clan. My sister at the age of 32 when married,managed to deliver 6 KIDS!
Yeah that was pretty nice because you didn't have to wait. I think I prefer the way it is now though because even when you don't have fiefs you can still call people. I hate chasing companions after they get captured :(
I've watched it almost 3 times and still don't understand a lot xD It seems that i have plenty of hours to learn what is going on with this game, thanks u for those videos and keep it up man
To be fair my guides are really dense so it's hard to get everything in one go :) I usually put time stamps to help speed things up so you can skip to the relevant stuff, can't recall if I made timestamps for this one or not. Thanks for watching!
NEVER EVER sell your spouse equipment. Some of it can be over 200K worth of Denars. Sometimes it's incredibly rare to spawn to even buy it. And most often,some weapons are unobtainable. There are some noble 1H weapons(swords specifically)that are so powerful,only through 200 smithing you might get a chance to have them.
Yeah they can have some really good gear! It can help to sell it in the early game if you need cash to get a kingdom going, but I think you're right that most of the time it's very useful to keep.
As you bring in other nobles into your family, also check what their civilian kit is. They break the rules often, and this can help for prison breaks later.
Another excellent, essential video, love to see your channel growing!! Just wondering roughly how long irl it takes for one kid to reach adulthood. I find in my regular playthroughs i never really get far enough in that I’m worrying about my character aging out or seeing my kids become active
Thank you! I had to do a bit of research on this one because I don't often use family members. So I ran this at 200 speed and it took about 1.5 hours IRL without doing any battles or other activities that would slow time down. When I did my Prussian WC, it took about 16 years and I think the recordings altogether were about 50 hours or so? So my guess is somewhere in the range of 30 - 50 hours depending on how much time you wait around. That was a lot of sieges which take IRL time and 0 in game time so it was longer than normal.
Could a valid strategy be to just populate a kingdom, and have relatives field armies, or is there a limit/restriction. Right now it seems like you are capable of printing armies
Good question - so the clan can have as many nobles/companions as they want, but the number of armies allowed in the field is based on the clan rank. At clan tier 4 you cap out at 4 (our main party + 3 companion) and you get get +1 with leadership 250 perk. But once you reach the max party limit, those extra nobles just sit around or are used as a governor/captain/etc. Now if one of our parties get taken out and the noble captures, we could instantly start another party to replenish, even if the first noble is stuck in jail, so it's still nice to have extras.
I think they changed it that each woman can only have up to 3 pregnancies. 6 kids with twins. Ill have 18 kids when me and my 2 bros are done having 6 kids each then I'm gonna sit AFK in town while I watch TV or something then start my kingdom when they grow up.
Assuming normal playstyle, where you own multiple fiefs and have family members lead parties, how do you increase chances of having additional babies of your family members? If both a husband and wife are leading separate parties, is the chance to get a child very low? Should wives of party leaders be left as governors? Or just left without a role? Nice video btw.
If they are leading separate parties then I don't think it will work. They will have to be in the same fief just like you. I also believe if one is a governor it will still work when resting in the same town, but I don't think it works if they are both in the same army but separate parties. I don't see it in my notes, I might need to test that to say for sure though. Tough question! In my experience, keep them in your party until the wife is preggo, then let her go on her merry way. Once the kid pops out, recall her again and repeat :)
@@shrap8 Are they part of your clan or one of the AI clans? They are in your own clan then that would be interesting info. I need to do a bit more testing then, maybe the pregnancy is specifically different from the player and not just AI in other clans.
@@grandengineernathan If i recall, being in the same party, being placed in the tavern and governor will work. Do you know if leading a separate party but being in the same town will work? I forgot to test that scenario
Good tip: keep your wife/husband's relationship high, the higher the relationship, the better chance of making a baby (or according to the wiki and Reddit).
A sidenote. You can get triplets too. So I am sure that the rng rolls again when the child is born to determine if u have a second and again to have a 3rd.
@@Strat-Guides never push yourself to much about highs and lows. your content has always been great. hopefully my comment is not to anxiety-inducing about falling off. i did not mean it that way. just be yourself and it will be great 😁❤️
@@AdaLollA No you're good! I know what you mean. I've been in sales or self-employed for my entire professional life so I understand the grind and performing to earn a paycheck. It's certainly no different with RUclips and I'm not bother by it anymore :) I learned from some people much smarter than me to only focus on the stuff I can control and never on the results. Results will come with enough effort and momentum!
Do we know that there are definitely only the two factors in pregnancy chance? My brother is married via a popup offer to a 22yo (at the time) that said they are compatible. I married strategically (she superficially said she wasn't attracted to me, I said it doesn't matter it's a marriage of alliance) to an 18yo. She also doesn't really like me (+4 relation). Both me and brother have Virile. And both wives were kept in party as we toured Calradia, only stopping in towns for smithing breaks. After 3 years, he'd spawned 4 kids, and my wife was finally pregnant for the first time. 10 years later, and I still only have the 1 heir. Wondering if it's purely them dice rolls hating me, or if I skewed the stats by marrying someone that doesn't wanna do the deed
It’s really unfortunate you can’t marry multiple wives in Vanilla, my wife is currently 28 and after our 2 children, no more seem to be coming. I really need ought to get rid of her
@@Strat-GuidesLord Walder Frey, the only lord in Westeros who can field an army out of his breeches. Despite having almost 1500 hours in bannerlord I have never had a family yet. The mid-late game became so tedious that I just start another character... I have to persevere
My brother's wife got pregnant 4 times. And on her fourth pregnancy she gave birth to twins! Meanwhile, I only have one since I'm in the early kingdom stage and been running around defending and taking lands.
Some Interesting names for your next character: Johnny sins, The Baby Machine, Baby Spawner, The Birthinator, Spawn Point, Lotsa Babies, The Finisher, Cant Stop Pregging, Pregnator. Im laughing out so much 😂
Lmao this Is a great vid. Would it be possible to marry off the kids of your companion clan to your kids to be at least a bit like the Habsburgs And have an even bigger family?
Shame on me for taking TaleWorlds at their word on a forum post, I married Arwa as a Battanian and now all my heirs are Aserai culture. That will be fixed once Arwa has an unfortunate accident on the battlefield and I have to remarry to...cope. By the way, I haven't watched the video yet but here's a pro tip: Savescum the birth until you get a set of twins (ideally male). This would result in 6-8 male heirs per marriage per male clan member if you really want a massive clan fast. I think I will restart this playthrough now that I have a few tricks up my sleeve. (Did you know that you can train an army of recruits into max tier troops just by selling crafted Tier 4 iron greatswords to the town and using the money to buy all the shield/thrown weapons, and then discard them for XP with that perk? The "XP gained" will be red and list the total amount of XP needed to upgrade all your troops so use the "quick discard all" to see the total amount of XP you'll need and then put them all back in your inventory and start manually adding items until you reach that number. Its better to go a few hundred, or a couple thousand XP over because it doesn't seem to be 100% accurate, I don't think it counts the first troop in a stack. I use that technique to recoup my Fian Champions I lose as a mercenary since I can't "bank" my troops inside a fief, and my party size is much lower since I can't have an army of clan mates as a mercenary.)
Tbh raising your own clan and Kindgom feels nice, but i feel like i will conquer most of the map by the time my heir gets 18 Years old and he got born pre Clan tier 1
Would be comical if getting injured on the battlefield had a small chance to make character sterile. They could even have an achievement called snip snip.
I really hope they change the culture mechanic so that all children are born with the culture of the clan leader or primary spouse. It just doesn't make sense to me that they always adopt the culture of the mother, even if they're growing up in their father's clan and/or kingdom. Perhaps make it like Crusader Kings where you have the option to change a child's culture during their education.
I hope you enjoyed this one! I had a hard time recording because I started with the Rippin' and the Tearin' and I had the giggles for over an hour lol It's like I turned into a teenage again! :D
I had to laugh at "olympic swimmers" :)
@@DeDyson Lol I don't remember where I heard that from, but it stuck with me until now :) Probably family guy or something like that!
Are you absolutely sure you need to be inside a fief to conceive a child?
I think i remember my wife getting pregnant while waiting to assault a hideout or waiting somewhere to regain hp in the middle of nowhere.
I think you need to be stationary and thats it.
to be fair, im too lazy to test it though
@@whoopontrose2517 It was like that in older patches.
Please tell me everyone’s heard the song 😂
can u make a guide like this but irl
Hahaha that's a tough one - I went through a lot of people before meeting my wife and I was in my 30s when I got married... so maybe I'm not the best person to give advise on that :) Although I do have a couple heirs to the throne now so that's worth somethin lol
@@Strat-Guides Are you raising them to be governers or combatants?
@@Strat-Guides What's the family inheritance law? Confederate partition or primogeniture :P
@Great Dane thanks
@@VampireGranny I was just clicking randomly for this one, but for a legit playthrough I would probably have a nice mix of things. It would be really easy to get an OP governor with this! It's crazy to have an 18 year old start at level 21 with allll those juicy stats to start with :D
4:01 "Ideally our wife will die after the third child is born, so we can remarry and start pumping out more children" lmao is this a CK video
Hahaha exactly!
Crusader kings but you get to fight to the battles yourself. Except you cannot make inbred monsters
This video helped me become a better father.
LOL!!
Raising children to be OP is great.
In my current campaign, I have about 6 kids, 3 of age. My party has my 2 sons and my second wife in it. One of my sons was raised to be a tactician, engineer and healer, the other to be a scout, crafter and trader. Holy shit having them in the party makes it so OP when combined with my guy's leadership. Phyrric victory? More like total victory after a day or so, siege? Those walls are down in a shockingly short amount of time, every time I go to town after a battle I bankrupt the city and craft all members of my clan unique god-tier weapons that themselves are worth more than entire cities.
My third child of age is a daughter, she was raised to be a steward and was put in charge of my kingdoms capital (Ocs Hall) and by God she rakes in the cash.
How do you have so many kids? What did you do to get them?
@@lucaslove1216 This must be a troll xD
@@lucaslove1216 someone give Lucas the birds and bees, poor lad's so confused
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Im talking about the game
@@lucaslove1216 how can you not, my character is 33 years old and I already have 10 or 12 Kids on my clan betwen 7 and 12, I get the feelings its going to be annoying after a while.
_"With any luck, the mother will die in childbirth, so we can remarry and start pumpin out more babies."_
Damn, I gotta start wearing headphones watching these videos, I'm getting weird looks at the library.
i had 4 girls with one wife until she passed away from an untimly cavalery solo charge. i got 3 girls and one boy from my second wife. i married the girls away since i tried to conquer the whole world with a kingdom only consisting of companions made nobles. it worked and they reproduced quite well. so after 25 ingame years the companion clans were quite formidable.
i once got my wife pregnant while waiting to raid a bandit hideout. i didnt know it was possible.
good video as always
Lol ah yes the solo cavalry charge - probably got stopped by a looter with a pitch fork :P
That's good to hear! I noticed the companion clans in my campaign weren't marrying unless I did it manually with family members.
Good point, the game treats hideouts the same way as town/castle! You regen crafting stamina there as well, so not it all makes sense :)
@@Strat-Guides i learned from all the Media, thate stakeouts are pretty boring. So why not pass the time by strengthening your numbers. In my 1.8 campaign some of the companion Clans married other wifes. I dont know if they took the wifes from within the kingdom or from other kingdoms
Wait…that’s nuts. Didn’t know they counted as a town/village. That means you can get increased healing rate there as well? If so, it sounds like there is potential for some weird campaign tactics.
Some "rush of the hunt" action at the end there huh.
"Strip them down to speed up baby making process" xD
Lol medieval armor takes forever to take off! Can't make the lady wait, the chance may be gone by the time the lord is ready :D
@@Strat-Guides hauberk moment
I can just imagine your wife passing by and overhear what you were talking when recording lmao.
Lol she was laughing hard at the rippin and the tearin guy! He's one of her favorites :)
I'm not sure if I should feel dissapointed or relieved to have no "birds and the bee" cutscene in bannerlord. oh dear strat give me your wisdom
Hahaha maybe they can add the two turtles from this video? That would be hilarious!
Excellent info as always man. Nothing better than taking the grandkids out for wholesome family activities like field battles and clearing out bandit hideouts.
No bs, straight to the point.Not to mention these guides are fun to watch as well keep up the incredible work!
Thank you Can! I appreciate that :)
Great guide! Smithing with a wife in the settlement now makes sense. Two birds with one stone. 😂
Yeah that's true! Although arguably it shouldn't replenish stamina because... well you'll be expending a lot of energy haha
@@Strat-Guides LOL
This feature would be really cool in an medieval conversion mod or the japan conversion mod. It would cool too be able to create your own dynasty.
Agreed, I feel like there are a couple things lacking when it comes to managing a clan. They have a good foundation, just needs a little more I think :)
The “don’t jump on a grenade” really got me 😂
For real Strat, hope you’re doing well and thank you for the work you put in and the laughs
Yeah jumping on grenades are cringe... jump on a bouncing betty for a gamer move
"With some luck, or some savescumming, our wife will die after the third child is born, so we can remarry and start pumping out new babies with a new wife" may be the best thing I have ever heard on the internet.
Lol I hope my wife doesn't watch this one :P Luckily she doesn't usually! Otherwise I might be on the couch for a while
You're the funniest data analyst I've heard, plus I think Taleworlds should give you a payecheck. Everytime I get a bit bored of the game I watch some of your videos and I go back to it looking to try and apply the knowledge you blessed us with.
Thanks Ed! I appreciate that :) My wife tells me enough that I'm not funny so it's good to hear both sides haha
I'm glad my videos are helpful! If you're getting bored, I'm working on a very unique type of campaign that I think a lot of people will really enjoy. Certainly not for the beginners, but for vets like us it should be fun. It's the Robin Hood modded hardcore campaign. Stay tuned for more info :D
@@Strat-Guides wives… bless them. they just don’t get it. I got double D’s in humour: Dirty and Dorky. My wife gets the first ones, but I fail to impress her with any from the second category.
As for your upcoming work, I was already sold. Came across your channel a little while ago and now I watch a couple of your videos every evening after work. Very funny and relaxing. So looking forward to the new stuff.
Hope your channel grows Strat, you deserve it.
Your humor skill was maxed out this video.
Lol thank you! It was just flowing for once :P
Your tutorial videos are packed rich with information, it'll take me a while to digest this.
These companion videos were extra dense which is why I split them up into 5 separate ones. Also most of the data is hosted on the discord server so feel free to hop on there if you want to get those, I like to use the filters and find exactly what I want.
For the sex of a child, I remember someone is Discord looking at the code saying it was 51% female and 49% male. I and others think this is off as I seem to get way more females than males.
Yeah I was getting a couple more girls than boys, but figured my data set was just too small to make a conclusion from it. I wouldn't doubt a bit a of TW maths going on here lol
Suffice to say, this one guide that most of the players of Crusader Kings would enjoy, even if its not about their game!
Lol that's probably true. It would be nice if there was a mod that allowed us to inbreed... Maybe they could get a small debuff for each generation?
In one of my current sandbox games I plan to have my female character run a "marriage scam" where I´ll marry vlandian nobels, sell off their stuff and then let them go on a very unenthusiastic walk into some enemy formation, so I can move on to the next.
And I am thinking that once I become a vassal, I could call the ladys into armies to... create more single nobles.
But I am basically starting off, so any advice on how to make that work out somewhat profitable?
chance to die in battle is really low, so it will be a tough grind for you
I saw someone try that once. It went miserably because he didn't level charm and didn't do anything to raise relations with the clans he was trying to marry from. I hope you're good at jailbreaks ... I haven't played in 1.8 because my pc could barely handle bannerlord and couldn't get through a siege at all, but in the earlier versions jailbreaks were the very best way to win relations and gain charm, which both contribute to lowering the price clan leaders demand for marriages. You could even get them to pay you for it after a couple jailbreaks. If that still works, it can be ALL profit.
And definitely make sure clan death is turned on and at the maximum rate. I played on the medium difficulty when I played and had a really hard time getting nobles to actually die when I wanted them to. Even with a javelin to the back of the head.
@@Nurk0m0rath Yeah, that mistake I am glad I didn´t make. Social is full and Charm has 5 focus points. Death is on "Realistic" aswell.
Jailbreaks might be though right now. I am good enough at them, but right now the Vlandians just steamroll the Western Empire with three well coordinated armies and rarely loose. And wasn´t there a bug, that prevented lords from putting their captives into dungeons or was that fixed already?
@@Der_Eisenfresser I never saw that one, but I did say I haven't played the current patch. But if they never lose, the only other way I know to gain relations is gang busting. You get like 1 point of relations with whichever clan owns the town for each gang, iirc.
Hahaha sounds like something you would watch on a documentary - It's almost always the spouse that offs their husband/wife! Like 99% of the time :)
That sounds like it would be very profitable - almost like a life insurance scam lol!
As far as marrying a bunch of different people, it's easiest if you can raise relations with them beforehand. Releasing from battles, prison breaks, joining the same kingdom as them and voting with them, donating things, donating influence (there are a lot of ways to get it done !)
"the father can continuously pump and dump as long as he lives" 😂😂😂
Lol that's family building for you
We will never forget Sir Humpsalot. He was indeed the most chungus of all chunguses to have ever lived.
Lol an absolute unit :D
Sir Humpsalot deserves our respects
And our women lol
Gaffs at the end are perfect!
Lol thanks for watching! I actually had get up from my desk and go downstairs for a few minutes to clear up - I kept giggling every time I tried to record voice over. Rippin and tearin ftw
This is also a fairly accurate Crusader Kings dynasty guide XD
Hahaha TW we need incest, please! Literally unplayable :)
Rippin and tearin man oh my. Strat are you my spirit bro? Lol
Lol that's what I'm talkin about... :D
Taken put of context this is a brutal conversation.
Lol life was tough back in the day!
Gonna use this guide to get a date, thanks fam.
Lol just like it bannerlord, If you have enough Denars you can get a date :)
This game is underrated. Like bro this game is amazing.
Putting out so much content lately! This is awesome for 1.8.0
Yeah I needed to strike while the proverbial iron was hot :D
Putting out, but not pulling out.
WOOOO YEAH! This is what I've been waiting for! Very awesome vid brother!
Thanks for watching! I'm going to start working on the final episode this week with a bunch of builds to try out :)
I think it's worth testing if small clans have a bonus for having kids.
Here's what happened in my game:
I used my sister as a siege master, until my clan grew so much, I no longer cared about losing her, and had a character entirely focused on sieges. So eventually I pimped her out. What I didn't noticed at the time, was that my new brother-in-law was the last surviving member of his clan. My sister at the age of 32 when married,managed to deliver 6 KIDS!
So this is how you play CK3 in Bannerlord thanks for the guide.
Haha yeah pretty much! Thanks for watching :)
"we can start pumping out new baby" sunds like quote from cards against humanity =D
Haha that's true! I have not played that game in a while, but Bannerlord stuff would fit right in :)
By far the best bannerlord content, hope to see the next episode of Rags to riches
Thanks for the support!! I will finish this companion series this week and then work on episode 2 of that campaign next :)
In prev patches you could asign someone you want to include your party to a governor role, then he teleporst to a town or a castle.
Yeah that was pretty nice because you didn't have to wait. I think I prefer the way it is now though because even when you don't have fiefs you can still call people. I hate chasing companions after they get captured :(
I've watched it almost 3 times and still don't understand a lot xD It seems that i have plenty of hours to learn what is going on with this game, thanks u for those videos and keep it up man
To be fair my guides are really dense so it's hard to get everything in one go :) I usually put time stamps to help speed things up so you can skip to the relevant stuff, can't recall if I made timestamps for this one or not. Thanks for watching!
NEVER EVER sell your spouse equipment.
Some of it can be over 200K worth of Denars.
Sometimes it's incredibly rare to spawn to even buy it.
And most often,some weapons are unobtainable.
There are some noble 1H weapons(swords specifically)that are so powerful,only through 200 smithing you might get a chance to have them.
Yeah they can have some really good gear! It can help to sell it in the early game if you need cash to get a kingdom going, but I think you're right that most of the time it's very useful to keep.
As you bring in other nobles into your family, also check what their civilian kit is. They break the rules often, and this can help for prison breaks later.
Another excellent, essential video, love to see your channel growing!!
Just wondering roughly how long irl it takes for one kid to reach adulthood. I find in my regular playthroughs i never really get far enough in that I’m worrying about my character aging out or seeing my kids become active
Thank you! I had to do a bit of research on this one because I don't often use family members. So I ran this at 200 speed and it took about 1.5 hours IRL without doing any battles or other activities that would slow time down. When I did my Prussian WC, it took about 16 years and I think the recordings altogether were about 50 hours or so? So my guess is somewhere in the range of 30 - 50 hours depending on how much time you wait around. That was a lot of sieges which take IRL time and 0 in game time so it was longer than normal.
The added images in this are just absolutely cursed.
Hahaha the turtles! :D
your sense of humor is KABOOM..
Thanks Marksman! Lol I finally got my wife to laugh - she loves the "Hedo Rick" from the intro :)
You have the best thumbnails
Just found this video now that my wife is already 35 years old but at least with her 5th baby
Could a valid strategy be to just populate a kingdom, and have relatives field armies, or is there a limit/restriction. Right now it seems like you are capable of printing armies
Good question - so the clan can have as many nobles/companions as they want, but the number of armies allowed in the field is based on the clan rank. At clan tier 4 you cap out at 4 (our main party + 3 companion) and you get get +1 with leadership 250 perk. But once you reach the max party limit, those extra nobles just sit around or are used as a governor/captain/etc. Now if one of our parties get taken out and the noble captures, we could instantly start another party to replenish, even if the first noble is stuck in jail, so it's still nice to have extras.
I think they changed it that each woman can only have up to 3 pregnancies. 6 kids with twins. Ill have 18 kids when me and my 2 bros are done having 6 kids each then I'm gonna sit AFK in town while I watch TV or something then start my kingdom when they grow up.
Assuming normal playstyle, where you own multiple fiefs and have family members lead parties, how do you increase chances of having additional babies of your family members? If both a husband and wife are leading separate parties, is the chance to get a child very low? Should wives of party leaders be left as governors? Or just left without a role? Nice video btw.
If they are leading separate parties then I don't think it will work. They will have to be in the same fief just like you. I also believe if one is a governor it will still work when resting in the same town, but I don't think it works if they are both in the same army but separate parties. I don't see it in my notes, I might need to test that to say for sure though. Tough question!
In my experience, keep them in your party until the wife is preggo, then let her go on her merry way. Once the kid pops out, recall her again and repeat :)
@@Strat-Guides I confirm that if one is the governor it works for making babies, it already happened in my latest campaign
@@Strat-Guides had Nathanos get his wife prego during a siege camp, and they bath were leading separate parties
@@shrap8 Are they part of your clan or one of the AI clans? They are in your own clan then that would be interesting info. I need to do a bit more testing then, maybe the pregnancy is specifically different from the player and not just AI in other clans.
@@grandengineernathan If i recall, being in the same party, being placed in the tavern and governor will work. Do you know if leading a separate party but being in the same town will work? I forgot to test that scenario
That intro looked like dwarves are trying to kill an elf from LotR.
Lol the Battanians need to drink more milk! Get them stronk bones :)
You know it's good when your game starts to morph into a Crusader Kings playthrough, Habsburg chin and all.
Lol I need to mess with the character editor to see how Habsburg we can get... :)
@@Strat-Guides Considering some of the creatures I've seen spawned from the character editor, I'm both curious and mildly concerned!
@@onokei7900 LOL I like how you describe them - definitely befitting of the name "creatures" :)
The Wall stands undefeated.
Wall FTW! :D
Good tip: keep your wife/husband's relationship high, the higher the relationship, the better chance of making a baby (or according to the wiki and Reddit).
Interesting, I wonder if that's confirmed in the code? I'll have to try that out! I guess I just need to make sure the toilet seat is down lol
@@Strat-Guides toilet seat? 🤨
LMAO🤣😂This was an awesome video! You got great editing and the perfect humor.
I appreciate that! Glad you're enjoying these :D
A sidenote. You can get triplets too. So I am sure that the rng rolls again when the child is born to determine if u have a second and again to have a 3rd.
That Jay Leno incest baby 5:56 kills me 😂
Lol it's all about the jaw!
That has to be your best one yet! hahaha
Thank you!! I guess it's all downhill from here haha hopefully not though :P
@@Strat-Guides never push yourself to much about highs and lows. your content has always been great. hopefully my comment is not to anxiety-inducing about falling off. i did not mean it that way. just be yourself and it will be great 😁❤️
@@AdaLollA No you're good! I know what you mean. I've been in sales or self-employed for my entire professional life so I understand the grind and performing to earn a paycheck. It's certainly no different with RUclips and I'm not bother by it anymore :) I learned from some people much smarter than me to only focus on the stuff I can control and never on the results. Results will come with enough effort and momentum!
RUclips, bless algorithm RNG for this creator.
Lol thanks for watching! I hope there was something useful in there :)
Dude! Awesome video! I canty wait to see the other video! Great Job!
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it :)
@@Strat-Guides I was in your stream last night! I like very mucho how you play and how you explain everything 💪🏻💪🏻
@@Strat-Guides I was in your stream last night! I like very mucho how you play and how you explain everything 💪🏻💪🏻
Dude this was amazing, thank you for these videos
Thank you for watching! I appreciate the support and happy you enjoyed it :)
Always a touchy subject ;) great vid!
Lol yeah it is! Thanks for watching :)
Married my wife at 19. She was popping out kids every year, always during a siege, a total of 10 kids, 4 girls and 6 boys i think it was
Mount and Blade got us save scuming conception
Lol at least we can't harvest organs like Rimworld... :D Thanks for watching!!
"Pump and dump" accurate but nasty lol...
Lol The poor ladies of Calradia! The men are such savages :)
@@Strat-Guides vland dudes are way worse, they're so down horrendous for silvind
You saved my Lunch break
Thanks for watching! I'm happy to hear that :)
Do we know that there are definitely only the two factors in pregnancy chance? My brother is married via a popup offer to a 22yo (at the time) that said they are compatible. I married strategically (she superficially said she wasn't attracted to me, I said it doesn't matter it's a marriage of alliance) to an 18yo. She also doesn't really like me (+4 relation). Both me and brother have Virile. And both wives were kept in party as we toured Calradia, only stopping in towns for smithing breaks. After 3 years, he'd spawned 4 kids, and my wife was finally pregnant for the first time. 10 years later, and I still only have the 1 heir.
Wondering if it's purely them dice rolls hating me, or if I skewed the stats by marrying someone that doesn't wanna do the deed
idk how i had deaths enabled and everything but apolonea had 9 kids before she finally died was crazy
This is like ev training in pokemon
Haha yeah!
More puns than buns that were put in the oven over creation of this video. LOVE IT
Haha I like the play on words - bun in the oven being a euphemism for being pregnant. Damn I missed that one :P Thank you for watching!!
@@Strat-Guides always, like the Cowthief from the shadows
It’s really unfortunate you can’t marry multiple wives in Vanilla, my wife is currently 28 and after our 2 children, no more seem to be coming. I really need ought to get rid of her
Man, the Frey strategy... I have to try this
Haha yeah that's true! I should have created an 80 year old nasty guy who marries a bunch of 18 year olds :P
@@Strat-GuidesLord Walder Frey, the only lord in Westeros who can field an army out of his breeches. Despite having almost 1500 hours in bannerlord I have never had a family yet. The mid-late game became so tedious that I just start another character... I have to persevere
"Pregnancy occurs around the daily wage tick" - ain't that the truth...
Hahaha "Where mah child support, bruh?" :D
Walder Frey has joined the chat
Lol!!
My brother's wife got pregnant 4 times. And on her fourth pregnancy she gave birth to twins! Meanwhile, I only have one since I'm in the early kingdom stage and been running around defending and taking lands.
Need to see a video of 200 clan members vs 1000 legionnaires
That would be epic! Especially with RBM if you gave them the best armor in the game :D
Great guide man love it keep up the good work
Thank you for the support!
Just for info the nummber of kids have a limit like 20
Amazing video! Love the memes
Thanks! I had a lot of fun making this one :)
Some Interesting names for your next character: Johnny sins, The Baby Machine, Baby Spawner, The Birthinator, Spawn Point, Lotsa Babies, The Finisher, Cant Stop Pregging, Pregnator. Im laughing out so much 😂
OMG, that was so funny. one of the best man
Lol the rippin and the tearin always get's me :)
Thanks for the video 🎉 ripen and the tearing 😂
Lol Hedo Rick is legit
GOD I FUKING LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
Thank you for the support! I appreciate that :)
Watching this trying to figure out how to prego my ego when my brother was instantly as she joined the party when mine had twins..
Lmao this Is a great vid. Would it be possible to marry off the kids of your companion clan to your kids to be at least a bit like the Habsburgs And have an even bigger family?
Thanks!! Hm... I didn't get that far along to test that but it sounds feasible! That would be pretty funny lol
Shame on me for taking TaleWorlds at their word on a forum post, I married Arwa as a Battanian and now all my heirs are Aserai culture. That will be fixed once Arwa has an unfortunate accident on the battlefield and I have to remarry to...cope.
By the way, I haven't watched the video yet but here's a pro tip: Savescum the birth until you get a set of twins (ideally male). This would result in 6-8 male heirs per marriage per male clan member if you really want a massive clan fast. I think I will restart this playthrough now that I have a few tricks up my sleeve. (Did you know that you can train an army of recruits into max tier troops just by selling crafted Tier 4 iron greatswords to the town and using the money to buy all the shield/thrown weapons, and then discard them for XP with that perk? The "XP gained" will be red and list the total amount of XP needed to upgrade all your troops so use the "quick discard all" to see the total amount of XP you'll need and then put them all back in your inventory and start manually adding items until you reach that number. Its better to go a few hundred, or a couple thousand XP over because it doesn't seem to be 100% accurate, I don't think it counts the first troop in a stack. I use that technique to recoup my Fian Champions I lose as a mercenary since I can't "bank" my troops inside a fief, and my party size is much lower since I can't have an army of clan mates as a mercenary.)
Tale world maths did actually calculated women age and the fertility correctly in general.
Good old urban dictionary sacred source of wisdom.
Yeah there wasn't so much TW Maths to go around in this one lol
In campaign 2 wifes with high riding and trading bring big cash in caravans
Nooo i thought i just had to wait but my sister from the campaign is 22 and still holding. Guess shes broken....
Tbh raising your own clan and Kindgom feels nice, but i feel like i will conquer most of the map by the time my heir gets 18 Years old and he got born pre Clan tier 1
Could you do a video on the different loadouts from the guidance options for each culture?
Next we need a random mutation system like in ARK.
That would be cool! We could run full-on evolution simulations lol
it would be nice to make an entire army out of family. say an army of 300
Lol that would be scary! Imagine the armor cost to outfit them all too?
Good content bro learned and laugh a lot
Thanks for watching!!
Rippin’ and the Tearin’
Lol Hedo Rick is at it again! :D
Fantastic
Me: I want wife.
NPC: Money plz.
NPC: I want wife from pc clan.
Me: Where my money?
NPC: I give you friendship...
I didn't know that it doesn't stack the prego charm perk.
Yeah I think Lesser Scholar had tested that one and in the code it was showing that it doesn't stack.
Would be comical if getting injured on the battlefield had a small chance to make character sterile. They could even have an achievement called snip snip.
Lol! That would be perfect for kicks since he only seems to kick to the nuts :)
I had to watch this twice because I was laughing too hard to absorb the info.
I really hope they change the culture mechanic so that all children are born with the culture of the clan leader or primary spouse. It just doesn't make sense to me that they always adopt the culture of the mother, even if they're growing up in their father's clan and/or kingdom. Perhaps make it like Crusader Kings where you have the option to change a child's culture during their education.
Yeah I don't like how they did that. That would be a good idea, being able to pick which one to follow when they are young!
Great idea to promote companions and marry female members. Thank you.