Touhou Smash or Pass
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2023
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Rin: Smells like corpses - Pass
Seiga: Smells like corpses - Smash
Nice logic.
i mean most of us fans smell like corpses anyway so why tf not 💀
Literally the polar opposite of most Touhou fans
They would smash the children nah I can’t be a part of this community lmao
Yet somehow he has even worse taste
Like my brother in Christ, you want to smash the necrophiliac aspiring kiddy diddler? That's so down bad it's irredeemable.
So...if this is the OPPOSITE of most touhou fans, then what are the originals like?
If this is the opposite, then what are the originals like?
@@shirleymaemattthews4862they may or may not like little girls
I love how you "respect" some characters too much to smash them. Now I respect you
🗣🗣🗣
"From schizo to schizo 🎩"
not too much to not smash
@@AyavanniYou know many of the characters are older than they look,right? You can’t judge based on their appearances.
Most sane touhou fan, smashing rinnosuke so hard
There's no sane touhou fan
"prank him"
@@kakicho36 😂
@@kakicho36 *Me who doesn’t see any of the girls in a lustful way and purely likes touhou for the music and gameplay* I’m sorry?
@@MedsieLovr more like trollsuke
Ayamin: Passes orin cos she smells like corpses
Also ayamin: Smashes seiga for the same fucking reason
🥸
There's another one:
Ayamin: Passes Junko because of NTR.
Also Ayamin: Smashes Seiga for the same reason.
@@XfromDarkHorse also made the same joke with sannyo
@@XfromDarkHorse Seiga is doki doki waku waku. It's hard to resist her.
Smashes Ringo but...
Passes on Tewi & Seiran & Reisen 2!🤔🤷
As a touhou fan.
The word "pass" doesn't exist as long as the character in question is above 18.
As a Touhou fan.
The word "pass" doesn't exist.
as a len'en fan.
i am more sane than you :lesanae:
@@whytfdoineedacustomurl len'en is just an alternate touhou.
That basically means you're double insane :trollface:
@@whytfdoineedacustomurl i'm also a len'en fan. So, which len'en character would you smash? I'd smash tsugumi.
@@spidermacho123 In Len'en, their genders are unspecified, so I don't know if that makes it more or less cursed.
Truly the most based Touhou Smash Or Pass.
No children are boned, AND both Rinnosuke & Myouren are up for grabs.
I love how Kaguya is supposed to be an unmatched beauty in Japanese legend, only for this guy to pass simply because ZUN drew her like a methhead
The most genuine smash or pass.
Damn right on Komachi and raiko
I think most touhou characters don't know how to play smash bros
smash or pass but only based on the quality of their ZUNart
...Why is this so sane?
She took her meds I think
@@kalinstonerna5525what if she don't take them
The absolute audacity of making this sanest smash or pass my respect
Tbh it’s refreshing to see a Touhou fan that passes the child-like characters, huge props to you
I think not all is safe btw
You know you're not a touhou fan when you wont smash characters that looks young. Thankfully, i am (not) a touhou fan.
Pass on Eiki?... Could it be our memelord reached the undegeneracy stage of being a touhou fan?
2:06 what does this mean 😭being a stupid dork doesn't equal having the mind of a child. She cooks among other tasks and drinks beer.
Suika drinks, your point?
@@Ayavanni That doesn't mean Suika has the mind of a child, she does however have the body of a child. It's different.
Ok, but would you smash her or nah?🤨
Youmu is too mentally mature for Gensokyo
That bit with Griffith surprised me. I'm most of the way through Berserk: The Golden Age manga, so I know he does something nasty, but not what yet.
Also this is a surprisingly reasonable list. I never ended up dividing characters into adult and child categories in Touhou.
Don't spoil yourself.
@@spaghettiking7312 OK. I just finished volume 5, so now I've gotta wait for the next one to be moved to my local library.
@@henryfleischer404 Happy to hear you're reading the manga. That's the best way to experience it. Please don't spoil yourself and enjoy every page.
I agree that Flandre has the mindset of a child (even if she is like 450 years old), but Remilia is 500 years old and she has the mindset of a fully grown and experienced woman.
No tf she dont
Okina looks TOO kissable on WaHH, I ain't even caring about all the evil brainwashing powers or the questionable kid servants... Lemme hit. 😂
Two. My legs are o p e n for Okina on chapter 42.
100% smashing Rinnosuke and Myouren
6:10 Her, no. But that spoo-
not a real touhou-er if you pass on the children🤣
Nah, most of the fandom’s actually sane
As a touhou-er this is true
After too many years,Patchouli is rarely smashable now.😎
Because I have a rare knack for librarians.
If I see Rinnosuke in front of me, I'll instantly turn gay
0:19 Doesn’t matter if you can’t. you can still try harder!!!!!
You may have fooled them, but I've seen through all the inconsistencies
1:33 no that's not a child that's a baka
smash: nobody because they are fictional characters
RINNOSUKE MORICHIKA
🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Eirin and Yukari probably would do something nasty, they probably came up with lots of crazy ideas with time. Wise to pass on them
Smashing Eiki is an easy ticket to heaven.
Great work dodging the fbi flawlessly
Youmu is mentally old enough to kill someone that try touch yuyuko, but not to smash?
You don't have to be super old to know that touching can be bad.
@@FauxFaFox fair
kanako - too mommy to smash
suwako - -too loli to smash- im not taking any chances
You passed Aya but smashed Hatate,why?
Hatate is superior. nuff said. (even in lore, Hatate is higher than Aya in the hierarchy of tengus)
Also, Utsuho doesn’t produce radiation unless actively doing nuclear fusion, this is something that Touhou fans don't seem to understand. She's not a piece of radioactive metal.
But is it meant to be taken literally? And does she do this under her own volition or is it natural?
Also, I where is this? I know that's the wiki, but is it from a book? A game?
You have my respect by not smashing child-like characters
this is why out of every touhou fan i respect you the most. also finally someone who thinks reisens th8 outfit is better than the other one 🗣🗣🗣
That’s cool man, but could you please take your meds now? You’re beginning to scare me.
Ermm why
This is one of the most sane smash or pass touhou lists you can find, how is THIS scary?
I like Hina but yeah idk about smashing....maybe being friends is good enough?
Interesting takes though.
Bruh Ran literally seduced the emperor of India, emperor of china, and emperor of Japan. She 100% confirmed to be hot, and if you smash her, you’ll literally be standing among kings. Why would you pass?
Also Kaguya is literally canonically one of the most beautiful princesses in history, why would you pass that
Also Ichirin is literally a Jojo character, how is she boring? I wouldn’t smash her either, but still she’s not boring bro
Do agree with Reisen tho. Why tf did they ditch the suit? She looked like a badass with that suit
Also agree with nue. I feel like people only wanna smash her because she’s one of the few characters wearing skin tight clothing. She’s a great character with interesting lore, but she’s not hot. I mean I guess she *can* be hot, since, according to myth, the nue supposedly looks like what the person seeing it thinks it looks like, but nah
"too mommy to smash"
unf...coward
Not sure how Eirin is "Just to be safe" considering she looks like a 50 year old with her hair, possibly has the physical age of a 30 year old (basically in their prime, considering immortality and Lunarian stuff) and canonically she's like, ... millions of years old apparently. Not sure millions but she's surely atleast like 10,000.
Not everything is because of age bucko
By risky he means shoot you with 6 arrows pass.
@@Ayavanni ... True. -_-
Doesn't touching Medicine cause terrible rashes anyhow?
Where the fuck are misumaru and tsukasa
dude really passed all of sa
4:10 😳 what th-
I love how the song synced with the smash at 2:28
Also, what about Tsukasa, Renko, Maribel, and Miyoi?
Respectable list ngl. Very... tame list i suppose.
my sibling n i r watching thiz video n when it got 2 4:09 i lost my shit n kept screaming "SMASH" repeatedly. he called me a bad dog 💀
Bro said smash to murasa 💀
My homies after found Mima: SMASH IT BRO
Top 5 saints:
1.Ignatius of Loyola
2. Francis Xavier
3. Teresa of Ávila
4. Isidore the Farmer
5. Ayamin
first time I have watched a video like this where I didn't see a degenerate answer when you got to remilia or flan. You have earned my respect.
This video has inspired me to be a better person
You should do a touhou music sortear stream when you get to 4k subs
Damn... you would smash Rinnosuke and Byakuren's brother
The fact that you ignored Misumaru leads me to two things: or you pass her but didn't want to expose her or you smash her and you don't want any of us to know
The only one I wholeheartedly disagree with is Sekibanki for obvious reasons.
Where tf Unzan?!? *Explain yourself!!!*
3:33
How is Junko ntr when her husband is also dead?
her husband also banged chang'e
3:01 She will take it away if you have one....
0:19 Oh why the hell not, SMASH!!!!!
Ok but like are you going to smash kasen's other 2 personalities?
Most based smash or pass I’ve ever seen
Unironically least horny Touhou fan right here.
i would complain more about the lack of tsukasa but i think we all can see the trend and know the answer
Even Fictional characters have rights too
I agree with this vídeo but Komachi and Raiko are one of My favorites.
Misumaru: um hello?
Ayamin: *pass on tewi even tho she old she act like kid*
*the girls that are old and acts like kid and ayamin said their kid*
(also like scarlet sister Chen the fairy's the komeiji they are very very old)
clicked for donjuan thumbnail what the fuck is this
imagine forgetting mizuchi
What type of beef do you got with poor okina 😢
orange actually got included 😃
Thanks for passing Ran. It's up to me now.
i found an fan touhou without loving kids
1:20 lmao
Touhou fan or not, I will SMASH that like cause I agree everything on this video lol
Hell yeah, fellow Miko lover!
High respect for you
Also, big respect for not smashing byakuren
Can’t be convicted if they’re older than me right?
0:33 Oh hi PC-98 Koishi.
Sanae is high school student 😶
So am i + shes older than reimu whos like almost 18 but no quite there so its fine if ur not chronically online
@Ayavanni source for 'Sanae is older than Reimu'?
5:18 do you say it becuase she's a widow?
You got the most boring taste imaginable, istg.
Finally you're back, i've waited so much, also what do you mean NTR? She killed her husband bro, and that makes like, more than 1000 years (at the very least(information obtained from my ass btw)) so there's no NTR (even by that i think i would pass, i respect way too much Junko to be able to smash)
ALSO WTF YOU MEAN THAT KEIKI ISN'T INTERESTING, MY GIANT GROUP OF 3 PEOPLE THAT LIKE KEIKI ARE EXTREMELY OFFENDED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Seiga also had a husband, but Ayamin didn't talk about it.
@@XfromDarkHorseshe doing ntr herself its fine
Can I join your group? please??
What does "Too young" mean?
Also, you called Mystia a kid... What age group does than fandom put her in anyway?
Well, Mystia can’t read. At least, if my lore is up to date.
The whole situation is weird, since Cirno can read, and is one of the only (if not *THE* only) members of her little friend group that can.
I don’t know what to say about that.
All of this is to say, maybe don’t 🦴 someone who can’t read between the lines.
@@jfolmar2004 Illiteracy isn't exclusive to children.
SMASH ALL
A true touhou fan mindset
Prank em john .... NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
Based
Damn, no nemuno? Thats crazy, I'd smash.
welp
guess i belong to mental hospital
If shaggy was in the list
I am gonna smash him so hard my keyboard will be broken
NOOO RIIIN
You forgot misumaru
ctrl + a smash
You forgot Tsukasa and Misumaru
I simp for sakuya, instant smash
Smash 'em all
Bro ur based, absolute chad for not being a loli fan.
b-but Rin
@@NiwaFlan I don't think orin is a loli
*PASS ON ALL.*
*Keep Touhou niche.*