Artist: Dane Cook - Retaliation (Disc 1 - Want)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 318

  • @sicboi80
    @sicboi80 10 лет назад +157

    I'm sorry but if you are on the Dane hate wagon you need to check yourself. This shit is fuckin hilarious.

    • @sinjinbeatbox
      @sinjinbeatbox 9 лет назад +10

      +Paliv he was an incredible comic for a few years. people dislike him because he got so big so quickly and there are rumors of him stealing bits.

    • @armorolsoul7805
      @armorolsoul7805 8 лет назад

      Agreed.

    • @cherrybomb7897
      @cherrybomb7897 8 лет назад

      jj ww did he really do it though?? I don't think he did .

    • @sinjinbeatbox
      @sinjinbeatbox 8 лет назад +1

      Cherry87 lots of respected comics say he did.

    • @pappppie
      @pappppie 7 лет назад +2

      I think I read somewhere that it was Louis CK that he allegedly stole from, but I don't think it was anything too egregious and if I'm not mistaken, they have since patched things up.

  • @g13magurany
    @g13magurany 9 месяцев назад +178

    2024 Anybody?

    • @edibleapeman2
      @edibleapeman2 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yup. 20 years have rolled on by and I’ve got nothing to show for it but my dead dog.

    • @christiangrant1956
      @christiangrant1956 8 месяцев назад +1

      yeah. it’s surprising to see just the difference of energy in his old persona vs new

    • @danishortcake4508
      @danishortcake4508 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! AND just got tickets for his upcoming tour! I can't wait!!!!

    • @Posinred
      @Posinred 7 месяцев назад +1

      I used to have to hide this album from my Mom when I was a teenager. It's awesome being an adult and listening to it and realizing that my childhood was totally sheltered.

    • @justinattinoto8077
      @justinattinoto8077 7 месяцев назад +1

      Someone has shit on the coats

  • @Sully2001
    @Sully2001 Год назад +37

    Can’t believe this isn’t on the music apps anymore. Been listening to this on Spotify since I was in 7th grade🥲🤙

    • @jennamcfly
      @jennamcfly Год назад +2

      I went looking today and was so confused! I wonder why they took them down?

    • @Sully2001
      @Sully2001 Год назад +2

      @@jennamcfly I’ve got no clue. They’ve been down for like a year or so now. Very sad😭

    • @deacongowan117
      @deacongowan117 Год назад +2

      It’s why I’m here

    • @stormtrooper74
      @stormtrooper74 8 месяцев назад +2

      I legit purchased it on iTunes in 2005, and I still can’t listen to it.

    • @Sully2001
      @Sully2001 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@stormtrooper74 No fucking way. I would be so fucking pissed, especially since I use Apple Music now😭

  • @robertleonardjr6663
    @robertleonardjr6663 7 месяцев назад +14

    I fucking LOVED Dane Cook back in the day and I still do to this day. I'm proud to say I NEVER jumped on the hate wagon and never will

  • @asthmaticandgay8067
    @asthmaticandgay8067 9 лет назад +60

    "I'm serious shut your fucking mouth"
    Random guy: "THANK YOU!"
    Holy shit I can't

  • @dragonrider4339
    @dragonrider4339 9 месяцев назад +4

    I just came from the back and someone shit on the coats 😂😂😂😂

  • @TypeErrorDev
    @TypeErrorDev 8 лет назад +23

    "when someone calls you Pal, when you're not pals, yeah, FUCK THAT" LMAOOOOO

  • @Mr_Boyer
    @Mr_Boyer Год назад +5

    I had this album ripped to mv 360 and would listen to it while playing Tony Hawk Project 8

  • @soulwaves20000
    @soulwaves20000 11 лет назад +11

    He's underrated

  • @DonBrodkaJr
    @DonBrodkaJr 7 месяцев назад +12

    Dane Cook's wife was learning her ABCs with this album came out 😂😂😂

    • @robertleonardjr6663
      @robertleonardjr6663 7 месяцев назад

      OMFG 🤯😂

    • @mattdobson7598
      @mattdobson7598 6 месяцев назад

      Right! Very honest man’s dream! If you can’t have true love you might as well have young sex. Haters are losers. 100% you would get a hot sexy young thing if you weren’t such a loser

  • @dicamillo38ify
    @dicamillo38ify 8 лет назад +75

    I can't wait to show people who were too young for when THIS Dane existed. Such an amazing album.

    • @myrielhuemann7697
      @myrielhuemann7697 8 лет назад +2

      Matty Sales I bought the album back in highschool or some shit but God I loved it

    • @disturbedindividual2087
      @disturbedindividual2087 7 лет назад +2

      Matty Sales yessssss!!!! People today go ew u like Dane cook and I have to explain the older stuff

  • @bradlesmcgee9566
    @bradlesmcgee9566 11 месяцев назад +3

    me, my dad and my older sister used to listen to this while driving when I was a young lad, lmfao.

  • @Frilleon
    @Frilleon Год назад +8

    I love Dane cook. Hilarious

  • @jackiemehoff8239
    @jackiemehoff8239 3 месяца назад +2

    Absolutely “STILL” hilarious

  • @Bullhawks55
    @Bullhawks55 11 лет назад +14

    Pure genius at 40:20 ... getting the crowd against the heckler and for Dane.. that was brilliant

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV Год назад +3

    In highschool my friend and I downloaded this file from Limewire and sat there listening to the 2 hours of hilariousness that is Dane Cook. Laughing the whole entire time looking at each other like this is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂which it was

  • @jasondelvaux3036
    @jasondelvaux3036 Год назад +7

    People who criticize Dane have no clue how skilled he is at his craft. His energy, delivery, and the excruciating details in his stories are virtually incomparable. He describes a "ketchup run," which people use when they go get ketchup at a fast food restaurant. That is so unique. Nobody else does that. And for those who think he stole a bit from Louis C.K., clearly have no clue that Louis stole that same bit from Steve Martin. In my opinion, Dane is a far better stand-up comic than Louis.

  • @megajlaing
    @megajlaing 7 лет назад +12

    People truly did have these older stand-ups downloaded on Mp3s, burned to a CD in tracks, or on their computer as tracks it was very popular for a while. Telling someone one of his jokes is even awesome because no one tells ridiculous stories in detail like Dane

  • @Sky5504-la
    @Sky5504-la 6 лет назад +5

    Shenanigans... Dane is hilarious!!!

  • @internziko
    @internziko 7 лет назад +10

    I just realized the "WHERES THE VAN?!?" bit is also in vicious circle when he's doing the movie previews. :-D

  • @heathergifford5650
    @heathergifford5650 7 лет назад +12

    I love Dane Cook. He is one of the funniest comedians I know. Wish I could see him live.

  • @robbiepena6240
    @robbiepena6240 8 лет назад +13

    this shit opened the door to comedians for me

  • @RedShirtRemyStarship
    @RedShirtRemyStarship 6 лет назад +7

    On the Comedy Central comedians I could watch over and over and laugh every time. Dane Cook is one of them, dude.

  • @15UGADawg
    @15UGADawg 9 лет назад +31

    Dane was an amazing stand up comedian! I wish he would come back and do more!!

  • @anti_vist
    @anti_vist 3 месяца назад +1

    So many memories lol

  • @Szechoable
    @Szechoable 11 лет назад +4

    I remember this when I was 7 years old , I laughed my ass off.

  • @Temiken
    @Temiken 9 лет назад +15

    This was pretty fantastic. I hadn't heard it in years. Very happy!

  • @doubled3554
    @doubled3554 8 лет назад +32

    the guy in the superman shirt getting shot guess not and shitting on the coats had me rolling

  • @roberthunter6122
    @roberthunter6122 7 лет назад +2

    I CAN'T BREATH FROM MY LAUGHTER OMG

  • @lazarusgoat5663
    @lazarusgoat5663 2 года назад +4

    Thank for makin' me feel like I'm not alone Dane...shout out Alex for putting this vid up!

  • @blf1523
    @blf1523 11 лет назад +6

    I love you Dane Cook, seriously hilarious

  • @driftwood4081
    @driftwood4081 10 месяцев назад +1

    THIS IS SOME OF THA FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER HEARD 💯

  • @dan1216
    @dan1216 11 дней назад

    Why am I still looking?!

  • @williamfairfaxmasonprescot9334
    @williamfairfaxmasonprescot9334 7 лет назад +2

    The best!

  • @anonymousp4
    @anonymousp4 8 лет назад +2

    I love this guy

  • @ethanfergus1434
    @ethanfergus1434 9 лет назад +2

    I need video too, not just audio. But still I love this guy!

  • @TheCoolKatzCorncake
    @TheCoolKatzCorncake 11 лет назад +2

    God I love Dane Cook

  • @kittykatBflat
    @kittykatBflat 8 лет назад +11

    Thank you for uploading this . My day was made it was soooo funny!

  • @TheSpaceMunkie
    @TheSpaceMunkie 12 лет назад +2

    Awesome

  • @danishortcake4508
    @danishortcake4508 8 месяцев назад

    2024 and just grabbed tickets for his upcoming tour. Im soooo excited to see him! #toronto #funniest

  • @mleask5287
    @mleask5287 7 лет назад +8

    I love Dane Cook idk people hate him so much lol

    • @EmeraldSunshine
      @EmeraldSunshine 6 лет назад +3

      It is because he is so honest and really does not care what you think about him. He is perfect

  • @King-ci8sk
    @King-ci8sk Месяц назад

    This double album was his best work. Shit is classic

  • @officialmusicnope8587
    @officialmusicnope8587 8 лет назад +8

    I love Dane Cook He is so funny

  • @jaykayhooray
    @jaykayhooray 7 лет назад +1

    thanks for posting this man! brings back memories!!!

  • @Toriachip
    @Toriachip 11 лет назад +1

    Thank you for posting this :)

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 Год назад

    So good 👍

  • @MWLA2
    @MWLA2 Год назад

    I love Dane Cooks earlier stuff. Harmful if Swallowed, EPIC

  • @AngryAlex-89
    @AngryAlex-89 6 дней назад +1

    2025 where are you at ?

  • @jwils2000
    @jwils2000 11 лет назад

    dane cook + peace tea = amazing

  • @tuprincipe
    @tuprincipe Год назад +1

    I realize now, Dane cook is everything that joe rogan wanted to be. It’s no coincidence that Dane’s career went under the rug and Joe’s career came out from behind the curtain around the same time-period

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough Год назад

      They’re just both from Boston

    • @tuprincipe
      @tuprincipe Год назад

      @@simplenough doesnt mean anything

    • @bluburryyumyum1367
      @bluburryyumyum1367 7 месяцев назад +1

      Joe rogan is hands down, the least funny comedian I have ever listened to. He's just not a funny person at all.

  • @xxrocketshark216xx4
    @xxrocketshark216xx4 7 лет назад

    The bit about not knowing how to do combos and mashing the buttons randomly gets me every time bc thats totally me in every fighting game ever lol

  • @MoviestarAlbertB
    @MoviestarAlbertB 5 лет назад

    Funny stuff, buddy!!!

  • @tatianablackthorn2528
    @tatianablackthorn2528 7 лет назад

    This was awesome xD thank you for uploading it :)

  • @LuigiTheHeadcrab
    @LuigiTheHeadcrab 7 лет назад

    lmao when he scolded the guy yelling I both got scared and laughed my ass off

  • @katiepetersen7489
    @katiepetersen7489 Год назад +2

    I forgot he coined the phrase BAMF

  • @ryanzx10ninja
    @ryanzx10ninja Год назад

    Strip club owner. Been a fan for over 15 years

  • @PluribusProject
    @PluribusProject Год назад

    Threw it off a roof

  • @ddevries333
    @ddevries333 17 дней назад

    2025.. had to come back for the nostalgia

  • @armorolsoul7805
    @armorolsoul7805 8 лет назад +2

    Helloooooo! I'm a caaaaarrr!

  • @elevxtedtoon7412
    @elevxtedtoon7412 11 лет назад +1

    Seatbelts Seatbeltsssss

  • @YTKevin1998
    @YTKevin1998 12 лет назад

    Thx 4 Posting i Subbed

  • @animangachu96
    @animangachu96 9 лет назад

    the cutsie bit LOL

  • @pollykool9473
    @pollykool9473 11 лет назад

    Ha thx for posting this

  • @servantsofchristph8700
    @servantsofchristph8700 9 лет назад +2

    hes my next fav hero... GCarlin is god!!!

  • @DrGloc2k
    @DrGloc2k 11 лет назад +8

    The picture doesn't look like dane it looks like the cop from "now you see me"

  • @christipena5569
    @christipena5569 10 лет назад +3

    My best friend is related to him, ha

  • @BWBDCan
    @BWBDCan Год назад

    I missed comedians who had cds worth buying... Listening on my phone cause i dont feel like turning on any of my gaming systems. Only things I have that play Blu-ray down.

  • @dallastexsuss5166
    @dallastexsuss5166 9 лет назад +46

    To whomever reads this comment
    YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!!!

  • @justinseymour4341
    @justinseymour4341 Год назад

    Say what you want about Dane cook he was very funny

  • @Housh
    @Housh 11 дней назад

    Forgot this dude was this funny

  • @ShinShogi
    @ShinShogi 8 месяцев назад

    It’s been 11 years. And I still sing the car alarm song when i i hear one that Dane cook he is a silly mf

  • @ohhtaynow2362
    @ohhtaynow2362 2 месяца назад

    Still really good also why do I hear Bert

  • @TheBullshitRoom
    @TheBullshitRoom 9 лет назад +12

    He's extra pissed sounding. I wonder what was happening in his personal life at the time of the show.

    • @SuopIsTheWinner
      @SuopIsTheWinner 9 лет назад +9

      +NineTailedIndustries Actually around this time I think his dad was dying/getting ready to start dying/in the hospital. Because like 3 or 5 or some years later his mom died from cancer. He was having a very rough time for a long time. :/

    • @TheBullshitRoom
      @TheBullshitRoom 9 лет назад +2

      +PotentiallyHarmful thanks for that. it was painfully obvious in his delivery that something was really wrong.

  • @christianngallego4150
    @christianngallego4150 8 лет назад +9

    almost every joke was violent.... what the hell is going on in his head now XD lol

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 5 лет назад

      His dad was pretty much close to dying at the time of this show.

  • @turkeyandbacon
    @turkeyandbacon 20 дней назад

    WHERE'S THE VAN?!?

  • @theangrymilitant
    @theangrymilitant 4 месяца назад

    Now why the hell did they take all his old stuff off Spotify?

  • @sarahlarson2172
    @sarahlarson2172 День назад

    I peed my pants a little. 😭😭😭 super bleeder.

  • @michaeldanford1212
    @michaeldanford1212 10 лет назад +25

    Dane Cook is hilariously funny; you just have to be smart enough to, "get it."

    • @joepoe8616
      @joepoe8616 7 лет назад +2

      Michael Danford ... don't you mean "high" enough??

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 6 лет назад +7

      +Michael Danford
      Do you really think this is intelligent comedy? Wow. It is funny but far from intelligent.

    • @HanSoloxcs
      @HanSoloxcs 6 лет назад +1

      Not at all.

    • @NKWTI
      @NKWTI 6 лет назад

      You really don’t, I get everything he’s talking about, he’s just saying stuff. I thought he was funny when I was a kid, but kids are fucking stupid. Shitting on coats? Really?

    • @efrainsaucedo3134
      @efrainsaucedo3134 6 лет назад +2

      Michael Danford oh my sweet summer child.

  • @jmelder6499
    @jmelder6499 8 лет назад +34

    1. Dane Cook
    2. Nick Swardson
    3. Daniel Tosh
    4. Gabriel Iglacias
    5. Aziz Ansari
    6. John Mulaney

    • @leafgill6648
      @leafgill6648 8 лет назад

      what about George Carlin? good list doe

    • @MrIfuckpuss
      @MrIfuckpuss 8 лет назад +4

      no Louie ck? no Richard pryor? what the fuck

    • @RyebreadMusicStudios
      @RyebreadMusicStudios 8 лет назад +2

      The list is missing Bo Burnham

    • @leafgill6648
      @leafgill6648 8 лет назад

      +Ryebread Music Studios He is awesome as hell

    • @Karlos9575
      @Karlos9575 8 лет назад +2

      Tosh? Sure if you like stolen material...

  • @moistbreadcrumb
    @moistbreadcrumb 6 лет назад

    'what!?…. I hope it wasn't on my coat..."

  • @sakkasufle6326
    @sakkasufle6326 4 месяца назад

    Why did people hate on Dane Cook??? I never understood the shit this guy was getting from other comedians and the general population. People are assholes man.

  • @ruleram1
    @ruleram1 6 месяцев назад

    He is right up there with Norm Macdonald. I don't care what anyone says. The supposed stolen jokes, 50% are plausible, the other 50% are premises that have been done since the beginning of comedy (like naming your kid something crazy). No Louis CK, you're not the first person to think how funny it would be to give your kid a stupid name.

  • @cds211
    @cds211 Год назад

    Where do I find the video for this special... was there one? Because I feel like I remember it, maybe it's just me having flashbacks of laughing hysterically as a teenager..

  • @MasterChiefSpartan117
    @MasterChiefSpartan117 Год назад

    Where's Disc 2?

  • @lafredasias5286
    @lafredasias5286 8 лет назад

    1. Louis CK2. Dane Cook3. Patrice O'Neal (RIP)4. Sommore5. Whitney Cummings6. Damon Wayans

  • @34LOLWTF
    @34LOLWTF 6 месяцев назад

    I'll never hate Dane Cook. His stuff still hits for me. If that means i'm stuck in time, then so be it. The dude was a superstar for a few years.

  • @joshadams1274
    @joshadams1274 11 лет назад +1

    Is "Retaliation" in video form anywhere? Or is it just audio?

  • @shyskyq.3174
    @shyskyq.3174 7 лет назад

    👽

  • @KenaEdawna
    @KenaEdawna 9 лет назад +6

    I think he's hilarious. And I don't laugh at every comedian.

  • @bassgasmask
    @bassgasmask 11 лет назад

    disk 2?

  • @dearldean2118
    @dearldean2118 10 лет назад

    Always!!,///// Danes show is totally funny.. best when he gets heckler..... announces stupidity... Dane drops shit heckler!!!..... then right back to funny,,,, LEGEND!!! yall know it!!!

  • @TheRadioMu
    @TheRadioMu 10 лет назад +1

    its 2015

  • @tristantobey7998
    @tristantobey7998 7 лет назад

    💩 on the coats😂

  • @aaronaldrich4577
    @aaronaldrich4577 6 лет назад

    Look up suck in the dictionary...
    His picture is there

    • @drivingwren
      @drivingwren 5 лет назад

      Look up conceited asshole in the dictionary...
      Your picture is there.

  • @kerrishannon8727
    @kerrishannon8727 8 лет назад

    Dane is pretty funny. I also like John Mullaney, Bill Burr, Louis CK, George Carlin, Tom Segura, Jim Gaffigan and Dave Chappelle. I listen to them the most.

    • @loveall1013
      @loveall1013 8 лет назад

      Kerri Shannon Ithink he's funny too. I wondered why people hate him so much and I learned it was because he's been accused of plagerizing.

  • @raava5648
    @raava5648 7 лет назад

    I don't dislike the guy, I think he's funny but this joke right here 4:08 was also said by Louis CK.

  • @rafaeluryayev7174
    @rafaeluryayev7174 Год назад

    Damn... Gaylord? What a throwback to Junior High. Those were the days.

  • @alexniederhauser3829
    @alexniederhauser3829 7 лет назад

    I think "He deserves ice cream smashed in and around his eyes"!

  • @Sky5504-la
    @Sky5504-la 6 лет назад

    Video

  • @semperserviam
    @semperserviam 2 дня назад

    2025 anyone?