Robin is untalented, unattractive, unmindful, and ungay

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @lazaruslong697
    @lazaruslong697 5 месяцев назад +59

    This is why Eango is the only theorycrafter worth watching.
    No pandering bs, no shilling, just straight scientific facts.

    • @arocomisgamusclademork1603
      @arocomisgamusclademork1603 5 месяцев назад +1

      Except he never point mix meta aesthetic way. He said Acheron is ugly ended up pull for meta reason. Dr Ratio the free character he said low damage celling than selee. Ruan Mei he dislike ending up still using. Sliver Wolf and Sparkle are onlu characters Eango worth personal doesn't care his bankruptcy homeless without meet to death

    • @lazaruslong697
      @lazaruslong697 5 месяцев назад

      @@arocomisgamusclademork1603 🤣🤣🤣

    • @revivemefellas9637
      @revivemefellas9637 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@arocomisgamusclademork1603 chat is this lil bro fr? 😂😂😂😂

    • @Duwung
      @Duwung 5 месяцев назад

      @@arocomisgamusclademork1603 had a stroke reading that

    • @alien_liwil
      @alien_liwil 5 месяцев назад

      Haha
      Straight xD

  • @candleewax
    @candleewax 5 месяцев назад +202

    if eango doesn’t like your harmony characters you might as well throw away the whole game

    • @parafoxl7619
      @parafoxl7619 5 месяцев назад +3

      So everyone? XD

    • @arocomisgamusclademork1603
      @arocomisgamusclademork1603 5 месяцев назад +1

      Especially he dislike Acheron, Dr.Ratio, Ruan Mei and Fu Xuan still using ending up just outside April fools personal

    • @minhle-qd8qf
      @minhle-qd8qf 5 месяцев назад +11

      Sparkle is only true Harmony 🙏

    • @furyl1_neverz91
      @furyl1_neverz91 5 месяцев назад

      Bro did the same thing

    • @sergeanthuman
      @sergeanthuman 4 месяца назад

      D*ck in robin

  • @Kryto_Gaming
    @Kryto_Gaming 5 месяцев назад +32

    Fuck this was so goddamn funny. I was absolutely losing it. The scientific ways of classifying attractiveness, the gay agenda interpretations, what a perfect high effort shitpost. This is the content I love to see! I hope you do more for all future characters.

  • @princessochka3690
    @princessochka3690 5 месяцев назад +44

    You forgot to mention, that Robins relationship with her brother is most likely alabamic.

    • @Donkam_haurder
      @Donkam_haurder 5 месяцев назад +11

      Gepard even has the worst situation, he loves his own little sister and older sister

    • @hyakka0
      @hyakka0 5 месяцев назад +7

      That is impossible there's no way there are two straight people in a hoyoverse game
      Sunday is probably with Gallagher or smth iirc they fucking hate each other which obv means they're gay

  • @xXGt_sHrktXxYolo__Blaze_it
    @xXGt_sHrktXxYolo__Blaze_it 5 месяцев назад +34

    I'm glad I summoned the omnipotent Silverwolf and Sparkle. Skipping Tectone's wife is even easier now.

    • @CDHD-cj1yb
      @CDHD-cj1yb 5 месяцев назад

      Still Unimpressive to pull Robin 😂

  • @Althedemonking1076
    @Althedemonking1076 5 месяцев назад +17

    Eango back with whatever you call this

  • @unknownorganism69
    @unknownorganism69 5 месяцев назад +12

    "THE NEW BOSS MUSIC SLAPPSS!!"
    "WHAT??? I CANT HEA-"
    RISEEEE UPPP IN TO MY 🗣🔊🔊🐦💥🎵🎶💥

  • @OkSear
    @OkSear 5 месяцев назад +15

    jokes aside, I learnt what a canthal tilt is because of this video. Very educational.

  • @maingrader4434
    @maingrader4434 5 месяцев назад +11

    I'm never bringing robin to a cocolia fight ever never ever, YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY CHOICE TO FIGHT AGAINST MY FATE

    • @MrShamus22
      @MrShamus22 5 месяцев назад

      I need more reasons to fight cocolia. I ran out of reasons after getting all the necessary trace materials

  • @SithDarthGendo
    @SithDarthGendo 5 месяцев назад +12

    "Token straight character" Absolute cinema.

  • @storyforeveryone
    @storyforeveryone 5 месяцев назад +19

    Science saves us once again! Now i can feel at ease, happily skipping that very straight woman for a gay robot.

    • @JamesJunior-x7r
      @JamesJunior-x7r 5 месяцев назад

      Wait, who is the "gay robot" are you talking about bro?

  • @REHOO
    @REHOO 5 месяцев назад +12

    Here’s another video from the best theory crafter in hsr

  • @Obamamamium
    @Obamamamium 5 месяцев назад +12

    If eango says so no matter how good the caharcter is, the character is an immediate skip no questions asked. Let's see if eango approved firefly, if not, then there's nothing we can do, it is what it is.

    • @mint_zzz
      @mint_zzz 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, she already has -1 point in beauty if not even more
      Cuz eyes droopy

    • @Evil_Beauty
      @Evil_Beauty 5 месяцев назад

      Firefly with Kamen Rider mecha suit, and a male voice changer? Yeah, no. -beauty points for being waifu bait😂

  • @cupnoodles1228
    @cupnoodles1228 5 месяцев назад +12

    common eango w post, eango nation wins again with another banger video. i love you eango, all of your takes have been so objectively correct that i have been flabbergasted from the sheer genius that lies within your content just from a simple 8 minutes and 6 seconds. you have changed my life, i have cured my childhood obesity and i am 7'4 with a wingspan of 37ft. thank you, you are my sunshine

  • @BlueeCatss
    @BlueeCatss 5 месяцев назад +10

    They need to add a option to disable the music from robin

  • @darklikeashadow6626
    @darklikeashadow6626 5 месяцев назад +12

    Everything before the canthal tilt argument was excusable, but as soon as I was presented with the canthal tilt dilemma, I immediately knew, Eango is right as always.

  • @laxliife
    @laxliife 5 месяцев назад +8

    Dude brought in facts, logic and a protractor. Respect.

  • @ekaterinamalinkina3899
    @ekaterinamalinkina3899 5 месяцев назад +15

    Okay i see how ungay she is and since im a woman i will now proceed to skip. Thanks eango you opened my eyes

  • @ksoxsq
    @ksoxsq 5 месяцев назад +15

    ungay indeed

  • @deepsavings3126
    @deepsavings3126 5 месяцев назад +12

    This is the most factual video i've seen to date about Robin, very pleased at someone of high intelligence showing irrefutable evidence displaying their take into the upcoming character.

  • @zmm1337
    @zmm1337 5 месяцев назад +14

    The goat has spoken. My account will be Robinless.

  • @inser3882
    @inser3882 5 месяцев назад +16

    bro just wanted to flex that he got early access

  • @Simiiyu
    @Simiiyu 5 месяцев назад +12

    Eango being based as usual

  • @AkameRevenge1866
    @AkameRevenge1866 5 месяцев назад +6

    That was an Eye-opening, Mind-shattering, Nail-biting truth tha you showed me
    I can't believe that Robin is another's wife
    I can't do that to other people i will not pull for Robin

  • @buttponcho101
    @buttponcho101 5 месяцев назад +10

    the enlightenment level is so high I'ma go blind

  • @LARPing-Wolf
    @LARPing-Wolf 5 месяцев назад +26

    Bro the funniest thing is people are believing Eango in the comment section ICANT somethimes.

    • @EnjoyGengar
      @EnjoyGengar 5 месяцев назад +1

      He did not say its a joke on the end of vid so... xdd??

    • @souland3566
      @souland3566 4 месяца назад +1

      @@EnjoyGengar why does he need to? It's obvious satire

  • @captainp367
    @captainp367 5 месяцев назад +12

    Rip robin career
    hahaha she truly is untalented

  • @awesomesauce7264
    @awesomesauce7264 4 месяца назад +9

    Honestly one of the biggest reasons i didnt pull for robin is because of her annoying ass song. Wish you could turn it off without turning off all the music.

  • @dazz_2d
    @dazz_2d 5 месяцев назад +9

    bro how tf can u make me sit here and actualy pay attention for 8 mins wtf 💀💀, the vid was so good idk why, mybe its cos of all the made us bs and the whole heres the reciet style, i have the source bro type vid, great work

  • @THE_Dr_Nguyen
    @THE_Dr_Nguyen 5 месяцев назад +18

    Twitter will never recover from this. 💀

  • @SteamedBunX-ZZZ
    @SteamedBunX-ZZZ 5 месяцев назад +9

    G A S P ☹
    HOW DARE YOU!
    Mend your pace, sway to the beat
    Hands up! Embrace who you wanna be
    We're reaching heights unseen, oh-woah

    • @angmar87
      @angmar87 5 месяцев назад

      Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies.
      Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron.
      If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield

  • @TimoNaaro
    @TimoNaaro 5 месяцев назад +8

    omg I was not going to pull her because I was put off by the whole shipping scandal. But there is no higher praise than negative Eango video. Didint he orginally think kafka is poor? Now I gotto pull her no matter what!

  • @ibrahim5463
    @ibrahim5463 5 месяцев назад +15

    Thank you for not wanting to pull on other people wifes

  • @buwenbuwen
    @buwenbuwen 5 месяцев назад +8

    Undeniably scientfically proven with facts. I won't be pulling her now, thank you!

  • @BladeDevil
    @BladeDevil 5 месяцев назад +6

    I loved the fact you made sure to include the ungay part.

  • @Koen_roe
    @Koen_roe 5 месяцев назад +9

    The ungay really got me

  • @Go0oA
    @Go0oA 5 месяцев назад +11

    A true follower of aha

  • @orion615
    @orion615 5 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you eango for once again saving this community.

  • @Donkam_haurder
    @Donkam_haurder 5 месяцев назад +11

    Now make this type of videos about firefly

    • @sonnguyen-iv7gv
      @sonnguyen-iv7gv 5 месяцев назад +3

      Breaking news: "A RUclipsr found ded at his home. In the scene, polices discovered hundreds of living fireflies. They believe this is an action from an illegal cult, any citizen has information about a cult associating with firefly, please contact your local law enforcement."

  • @axylerax6991
    @axylerax6991 5 месяцев назад +7

    somebod pls send this to asmon

  • @PartherB8
    @PartherB8 5 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you my lord. Your words of wisdom will guide me to make my account omnipotent

  • @ctrl.s3565
    @ctrl.s3565 5 месяцев назад +10

    bro got into the creator server just to shitpost robin and hoyo approved it ICANT

    • @acertainsomeone.
      @acertainsomeone. 5 месяцев назад

      Did the actual company actually do that

    • @nurusds3
      @nurusds3 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@acertainsomeone.No. The watermark should've more transparent and if you pay attention every gameplay he showed no Robin in the team. Check again. This is Eango, you do not take seriously. We come to this channel to have some memes.

  • @XgoSolo
    @XgoSolo 5 месяцев назад +5

    Exquisite takes as always Sir Eango.
    Now if I may so request, tell the pitiful masses about why Arlan is peak.

  • @Biocdon
    @Biocdon 5 месяцев назад +8

    Btw Eango everytime I want to lookup your channel to watch one of if not the best theory crafter of the anime mobile game HSR I get Rango the movie instead lmao

  • @stewie_
    @stewie_ 5 месяцев назад +16

    Easiest skip of my life.

  • @valk5041
    @valk5041 5 месяцев назад +8

    Bro cooked so hard with this one

  • @Dafydd4
    @Dafydd4 5 месяцев назад +22

    Thank you Mr. Eango. Finally someone pointed out that Robin is a complete FRAUD by using magic AI for her singing. Hoe can't even sing without the power of god. "Ohhhh noooo my magic god throat powers aren't working I might actually have to use my own vocal cords."

    • @yes78
      @yes78 5 месяцев назад

      Absolutely despicable!

    • @lnconstruct
      @lnconstruct 5 месяцев назад

      So true, im glad there are more people noticing robin's fraudulent behavior after mr eango posted this video

  • @cynoxh3720
    @cynoxh3720 5 месяцев назад +5

    Bro will get blasted in minecraft after that title

  • @Eksyll
    @Eksyll 5 месяцев назад +4

    Eango, follower of Enigmata: confirmed?!?!?!

  • @_asseater
    @_asseater 4 месяца назад +8

    uggo is my new favorite slur

  • @bobrogers9061
    @bobrogers9061 5 месяцев назад +11

    Tectone can't see this. He won't ever recover. Pls no one tell him.

    • @mksk4395
      @mksk4395 5 месяцев назад +3

      Came from his reaction lol

    • @mksk4395
      @mksk4395 5 месяцев назад +2

      He loved it btw

    • @bobrogers9061
      @bobrogers9061 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mksk4395 it's probably the best one so far haha

  • @CorvoBelserion
    @CorvoBelserion 5 месяцев назад +6

    The Fkin Lines on Robins Eyes throughout the whole video 🤣🤣🤣

    • @angmar87
      @angmar87 5 месяцев назад

      Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies.
      Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron.
      If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield

    • @gulpin768
      @gulpin768 5 месяцев назад

      @@angmar87dont mean to pull ther “erm ackhtually” but singers were sometime but on the battlefield for motivation, as well as keeping marching intact, making sure no weapons collide, as well as making enemies tremble in fear
      But for an actual lore reason, she is an emenator of harmony, just like how Acheron is for Nihility basically meaning she can draw power from the path

    • @angmar87
      @angmar87 5 месяцев назад

      @@gulpin768 I don't need stupid censored Waifu who don't know how to fight. If you need to make a stupid character who doesn't know how to fight, then make it with anime boys. And I need new Acherons and Black Swans every month, not once a year

  • @Alessdgb
    @Alessdgb 5 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao the “creator server” part

  • @BelialRus
    @BelialRus 5 месяцев назад +6

    For a meme video too many good points in here. I want to object but can't...

  • @ViperXzero50
    @ViperXzero50 5 месяцев назад +9

    that makes alot of sense 🤔

    • @woodys1670
      @woodys1670 5 месяцев назад +1

      yea hes cookin

  • @jaguarndr
    @jaguarndr 5 месяцев назад +8

    Man that sucks, i guess she's a skip, every straight character will be F tier in Honkai, thanks for bringing me up to notice eanger

    • @Donkam_haurder
      @Donkam_haurder 5 месяцев назад +1

      There is no straight character in HSR

    • @chanvax2111
      @chanvax2111 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Donkam_haurderall of them are

  • @VincentVaIentine
    @VincentVaIentine 5 месяцев назад +4

    My baby robin..

  • @showerrayquaza6679
    @showerrayquaza6679 5 месяцев назад +7

    Dam I've been sold on not getting robin thank you

  • @Wubbabooo
    @Wubbabooo 5 месяцев назад +5

    Bro knows we are getting a better harmony later.

    • @ArachisNPO
      @ArachisNPO 5 месяцев назад

      That happens all the time, so it's not surprising.

  • @EnjoyGengar
    @EnjoyGengar 5 месяцев назад +7

    Im Sparkle suprema. Skiping this bird. Pulling fo the cowboi.

  • @tangerine569
    @tangerine569 5 месяцев назад +3

    This form of entertainment can rival that of Xolze's

  • @mindcrime2692
    @mindcrime2692 5 месяцев назад +4

    We fueling the fire with this one boys!

  • @hammeredch
    @hammeredch 5 месяцев назад +3

    When you want firefly but you have limited jade... RUclips algorithm decided to help you.

    • @Donkam_haurder
      @Donkam_haurder 5 месяцев назад +1

      Wait until he made a rant video about firefly as well, because her design is more npc than ruanmei and her stan are delusional af

  • @sdaeth
    @sdaeth 5 месяцев назад +3

    This video saved me from pulling her and save for Sam. Thanks I was going uncontrollable even after wanting to save for sam

  • @themetal
    @themetal 5 месяцев назад +3

    It all makes sense now.

  • @joedalton155
    @joedalton155 5 месяцев назад +12

    Of course sparkle is a better waifu than robin, even science is backing that claim

    • @freddyshams1787
      @freddyshams1787 5 месяцев назад

      i can officially say that to my friends now

    • @angmar87
      @angmar87 5 месяцев назад

      Sparkle is a clown character just like Robin. She doesn’t even know how to fight and a robot fights instead her. BECAUSE HOYO is so in love with anime boys that he won't let Waifu fight. This is the third limited Waifu that does not have its own battle animations. Because HOYO wants only anime boys to be able to fight and Waifu to be stupid clowns

    • @freddyshams1787
      @freddyshams1787 5 месяцев назад

      @@angmar87 jing liu? Kafka? Acheron? Black swan? Topaz? Seele?
      What the hell are you smoking lol

    • @angmar87
      @angmar87 5 месяцев назад

      @@freddyshams1787 Acheron and Black Swan are the only types of Waifu that should be playable combat characters. Topaz is a trash schoolgirl who has no animations, and her pig fights instead of her, because Topaz is trash and has nothing to do on the battlefield. Kafka, Zelee - censored trash and boring, untalented characters from HOYO, who is in love with anime boys.
      Jingu is a flawed character - 50% Acheron, 50% dumb schoolgirl. Another trash character. And the rest of the Waifu are 100 times worse.
      Because HOYO is in love with anime boys and always puts all his efforts into them.

    • @freddyshams1787
      @freddyshams1787 5 месяцев назад

      @@angmar87
      Sounds like someone just doenst know how to build characters xDDDD

  • @angeldenji3
    @angeldenji3 5 месяцев назад +15

    Hold is this video about sarcasm Right

  • @potatoking5602
    @potatoking5602 5 месяцев назад +6

    Who are you trying to lie to with the scarab music replace with sw's theme 💀

    • @Samwise_genji
      @Samwise_genji 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bro thought he slick with that one

  • @tangerine569
    @tangerine569 5 месяцев назад +3

    At last, some Xolze Tenos type of analysis

  • @ayosnothere
    @ayosnothere 5 месяцев назад +11

    Guess I have to skip now

  • @classicmemer3435
    @classicmemer3435 5 месяцев назад +5

    Now I get it, every character he dislikes is good and every character he likes is as good.

  • @Ed-ct8kv
    @Ed-ct8kv 5 месяцев назад +7

    I needed this to skip thank you.

  • @gintokisakata8596
    @gintokisakata8596 5 месяцев назад +3

    Well we at least can be sure that the last part of the title is very true thanks to Tectone xD

  • @someoneinasia
    @someoneinasia 5 месяцев назад +16

    not to mention she uses autotune, so disappointed.

  • @rakuran
    @rakuran 5 месяцев назад +5

    eango never misses

  • @ddfai
    @ddfai 5 месяцев назад +3

    "ungay" is wild man

  • @NotYamiii
    @NotYamiii 5 месяцев назад +3

    Eango my glorious king youre right yet again 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @michaelpowers6551
    @michaelpowers6551 5 месяцев назад +5

    If sparkle who isn’t even cute is rated higher than the gorgeous Acheron then it’s true. The devil is a liar!!

  • @ebering4.039
    @ebering4.039 5 месяцев назад +15

    HOW are there still people that cannot tell apart sarcasm, it's not that hard

    • @ElainaMaruyama
      @ElainaMaruyama 5 месяцев назад +15

      Because people these days have been educated by Twitter to obsessively look for something to be offended by in everything they view if its not about obsessing over lesbians.

    • @thirachi5836
      @thirachi5836 5 месяцев назад +1

      to be fair, if it's your first time watching him, it may be hard to tell since there really are people who actually think this way

    • @chanvax2111
      @chanvax2111 5 месяцев назад +1

      Alright stop spamming this comment now you aren't smart

    • @ebering4.039
      @ebering4.039 5 месяцев назад

      Frankly, I did not comment this to appear smart....I am honestly just surprised that I see other commenters in this section actually taking this serious, even if this guy is really obvious with his sarcasm compared to other people on the platform

  • @VinceTheCreatorr
    @VinceTheCreatorr 5 месяцев назад +8

    Beauty is NOT subjective. Ggs Robin 🤢

    • @angmar87
      @angmar87 5 месяцев назад

      Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies.
      Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron.
      If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield///

  • @Knavex_
    @Knavex_ 5 месяцев назад +2

    I can't believe eango had to educate people this much basic stuff

  • @dankhorizon
    @dankhorizon 5 месяцев назад +7

    I shouldn't have watched this vid... sigh.. Now Robin is a must skip for me..

  • @ryandeakyne3265
    @ryandeakyne3265 5 месяцев назад +5

    This video is a masterpiece.

  • @MisturTentacles
    @MisturTentacles 5 месяцев назад +7

    cool. can't wait to pull soon

  • @eherden2169
    @eherden2169 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was expecting Vergil to pop up when Robin ulted and judgement cut her to save us from our battle music being interrupted.

  • @Shmittery
    @Shmittery 5 месяцев назад +1

    The random fucking hype ass battle scene in the middle for no reason is gold

  • @shifty6532
    @shifty6532 5 месяцев назад +11

    Bro is running out of titles atp 😭

  • @the_greatest_bow_user
    @the_greatest_bow_user 5 месяцев назад +5

    Understood i respect your opinion

  • @Cryo7914
    @Cryo7914 5 месяцев назад +6

    i loved your take.

  • @weaaboo497
    @weaaboo497 5 месяцев назад +3

    nice theory craft there

  • @Mann42
    @Mann42 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is art.

  • @shacksonsolar
    @shacksonsolar 5 месяцев назад +4

    This video makes me want sparkle.... a real woman

  • @rufflesxdd
    @rufflesxdd 5 месяцев назад +6

    fire video, nothing but facts spoken

  • @FieryAF
    @FieryAF 5 месяцев назад +10

    This makes alot of sense, thank you for shining light on this.

  • @ciswhitememe
    @ciswhitememe 5 месяцев назад +1

    Eango unironically went deep into in cel science

  • @اكرملواسمي
    @اكرملواسمي 5 месяцев назад +8

    here before tectone reaction , also bro didnt read the lore

  • @gxsc3
    @gxsc3 5 месяцев назад +5

    6:45 Did your LG washer just finish its cycle?

    • @_mask_
      @_mask_ 5 месяцев назад +5

      unlike genshin players, he actually does his laundry 🤡

  • @RafaelBelvederese
    @RafaelBelvederese 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm watching on 2x and every "cantal tilt" becomes "camel toe".

  • @Yummers321
    @Yummers321 5 месяцев назад +4

    Nggggggghhhhhh WHAT DID UOU SAY ABOUT MYYYYY WIFEEEEE YOU CREAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!??
    - Twitter Robin main❤

  • @astralfoxo
    @astralfoxo 5 месяцев назад +5

    Does this mean Robin fans have just really bad waifu taste then? It feels like they do, after all... science doesn't lie!