Except he never point mix meta aesthetic way. He said Acheron is ugly ended up pull for meta reason. Dr Ratio the free character he said low damage celling than selee. Ruan Mei he dislike ending up still using. Sliver Wolf and Sparkle are onlu characters Eango worth personal doesn't care his bankruptcy homeless without meet to death
Fuck this was so goddamn funny. I was absolutely losing it. The scientific ways of classifying attractiveness, the gay agenda interpretations, what a perfect high effort shitpost. This is the content I love to see! I hope you do more for all future characters.
That is impossible there's no way there are two straight people in a hoyoverse game Sunday is probably with Gallagher or smth iirc they fucking hate each other which obv means they're gay
If eango says so no matter how good the caharcter is, the character is an immediate skip no questions asked. Let's see if eango approved firefly, if not, then there's nothing we can do, it is what it is.
common eango w post, eango nation wins again with another banger video. i love you eango, all of your takes have been so objectively correct that i have been flabbergasted from the sheer genius that lies within your content just from a simple 8 minutes and 6 seconds. you have changed my life, i have cured my childhood obesity and i am 7'4 with a wingspan of 37ft. thank you, you are my sunshine
Everything before the canthal tilt argument was excusable, but as soon as I was presented with the canthal tilt dilemma, I immediately knew, Eango is right as always.
This is the most factual video i've seen to date about Robin, very pleased at someone of high intelligence showing irrefutable evidence displaying their take into the upcoming character.
That was an Eye-opening, Mind-shattering, Nail-biting truth tha you showed me I can't believe that Robin is another's wife I can't do that to other people i will not pull for Robin
Honestly one of the biggest reasons i didnt pull for robin is because of her annoying ass song. Wish you could turn it off without turning off all the music.
bro how tf can u make me sit here and actualy pay attention for 8 mins wtf 💀💀, the vid was so good idk why, mybe its cos of all the made us bs and the whole heres the reciet style, i have the source bro type vid, great work
Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies. Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron. If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield
omg I was not going to pull her because I was put off by the whole shipping scandal. But there is no higher praise than negative Eango video. Didint he orginally think kafka is poor? Now I gotto pull her no matter what!
Breaking news: "A RUclipsr found ded at his home. In the scene, polices discovered hundreds of living fireflies. They believe this is an action from an illegal cult, any citizen has information about a cult associating with firefly, please contact your local law enforcement."
@@acertainsomeone.No. The watermark should've more transparent and if you pay attention every gameplay he showed no Robin in the team. Check again. This is Eango, you do not take seriously. We come to this channel to have some memes.
Btw Eango everytime I want to lookup your channel to watch one of if not the best theory crafter of the anime mobile game HSR I get Rango the movie instead lmao
Thank you Mr. Eango. Finally someone pointed out that Robin is a complete FRAUD by using magic AI for her singing. Hoe can't even sing without the power of god. "Ohhhh noooo my magic god throat powers aren't working I might actually have to use my own vocal cords."
Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies. Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron. If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield
@@angmar87dont mean to pull ther “erm ackhtually” but singers were sometime but on the battlefield for motivation, as well as keeping marching intact, making sure no weapons collide, as well as making enemies tremble in fear But for an actual lore reason, she is an emenator of harmony, just like how Acheron is for Nihility basically meaning she can draw power from the path
@@gulpin768 I don't need stupid censored Waifu who don't know how to fight. If you need to make a stupid character who doesn't know how to fight, then make it with anime boys. And I need new Acherons and Black Swans every month, not once a year
Sparkle is a clown character just like Robin. She doesn’t even know how to fight and a robot fights instead her. BECAUSE HOYO is so in love with anime boys that he won't let Waifu fight. This is the third limited Waifu that does not have its own battle animations. Because HOYO wants only anime boys to be able to fight and Waifu to be stupid clowns
@@freddyshams1787 Acheron and Black Swan are the only types of Waifu that should be playable combat characters. Topaz is a trash schoolgirl who has no animations, and her pig fights instead of her, because Topaz is trash and has nothing to do on the battlefield. Kafka, Zelee - censored trash and boring, untalented characters from HOYO, who is in love with anime boys. Jingu is a flawed character - 50% Acheron, 50% dumb schoolgirl. Another trash character. And the rest of the Waifu are 100 times worse. Because HOYO is in love with anime boys and always puts all his efforts into them.
Because people these days have been educated by Twitter to obsessively look for something to be offended by in everything they view if its not about obsessing over lesbians.
Frankly, I did not comment this to appear smart....I am honestly just surprised that I see other commenters in this section actually taking this serious, even if this guy is really obvious with his sarcasm compared to other people on the platform
Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies. Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron. If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield///
This is why Eango is the only theorycrafter worth watching.
No pandering bs, no shilling, just straight scientific facts.
Except he never point mix meta aesthetic way. He said Acheron is ugly ended up pull for meta reason. Dr Ratio the free character he said low damage celling than selee. Ruan Mei he dislike ending up still using. Sliver Wolf and Sparkle are onlu characters Eango worth personal doesn't care his bankruptcy homeless without meet to death
@@arocomisgamusclademork1603 🤣🤣🤣
@@arocomisgamusclademork1603 chat is this lil bro fr? 😂😂😂😂
@@arocomisgamusclademork1603 had a stroke reading that
Haha
Straight xD
if eango doesn’t like your harmony characters you might as well throw away the whole game
So everyone? XD
Especially he dislike Acheron, Dr.Ratio, Ruan Mei and Fu Xuan still using ending up just outside April fools personal
Sparkle is only true Harmony 🙏
Bro did the same thing
D*ck in robin
Fuck this was so goddamn funny. I was absolutely losing it. The scientific ways of classifying attractiveness, the gay agenda interpretations, what a perfect high effort shitpost. This is the content I love to see! I hope you do more for all future characters.
You forgot to mention, that Robins relationship with her brother is most likely alabamic.
Gepard even has the worst situation, he loves his own little sister and older sister
That is impossible there's no way there are two straight people in a hoyoverse game
Sunday is probably with Gallagher or smth iirc they fucking hate each other which obv means they're gay
I'm glad I summoned the omnipotent Silverwolf and Sparkle. Skipping Tectone's wife is even easier now.
Still Unimpressive to pull Robin 😂
Eango back with whatever you call this
"THE NEW BOSS MUSIC SLAPPSS!!"
"WHAT??? I CANT HEA-"
RISEEEE UPPP IN TO MY 🗣🔊🔊🐦💥🎵🎶💥
jokes aside, I learnt what a canthal tilt is because of this video. Very educational.
I'm never bringing robin to a cocolia fight ever never ever, YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY CHOICE TO FIGHT AGAINST MY FATE
I need more reasons to fight cocolia. I ran out of reasons after getting all the necessary trace materials
"Token straight character" Absolute cinema.
Science saves us once again! Now i can feel at ease, happily skipping that very straight woman for a gay robot.
Wait, who is the "gay robot" are you talking about bro?
Here’s another video from the best theory crafter in hsr
You point his aesthetic woman over damage dealer like Dr Ratio vs Selee
If eango says so no matter how good the caharcter is, the character is an immediate skip no questions asked. Let's see if eango approved firefly, if not, then there's nothing we can do, it is what it is.
Nah, she already has -1 point in beauty if not even more
Cuz eyes droopy
Firefly with Kamen Rider mecha suit, and a male voice changer? Yeah, no. -beauty points for being waifu bait😂
common eango w post, eango nation wins again with another banger video. i love you eango, all of your takes have been so objectively correct that i have been flabbergasted from the sheer genius that lies within your content just from a simple 8 minutes and 6 seconds. you have changed my life, i have cured my childhood obesity and i am 7'4 with a wingspan of 37ft. thank you, you are my sunshine
They need to add a option to disable the music from robin
Everything before the canthal tilt argument was excusable, but as soon as I was presented with the canthal tilt dilemma, I immediately knew, Eango is right as always.
Dude brought in facts, logic and a protractor. Respect.
Okay i see how ungay she is and since im a woman i will now proceed to skip. Thanks eango you opened my eyes
ungay indeed
This is the most factual video i've seen to date about Robin, very pleased at someone of high intelligence showing irrefutable evidence displaying their take into the upcoming character.
The goat has spoken. My account will be Robinless.
bro just wanted to flex that he got early access
Eango being based as usual
That was an Eye-opening, Mind-shattering, Nail-biting truth tha you showed me
I can't believe that Robin is another's wife
I can't do that to other people i will not pull for Robin
the enlightenment level is so high I'ma go blind
Bro the funniest thing is people are believing Eango in the comment section ICANT somethimes.
He did not say its a joke on the end of vid so... xdd??
@@EnjoyGengar why does he need to? It's obvious satire
Rip robin career
hahaha she truly is untalented
Honestly one of the biggest reasons i didnt pull for robin is because of her annoying ass song. Wish you could turn it off without turning off all the music.
bro how tf can u make me sit here and actualy pay attention for 8 mins wtf 💀💀, the vid was so good idk why, mybe its cos of all the made us bs and the whole heres the reciet style, i have the source bro type vid, great work
Twitter will never recover from this. 💀
G A S P ☹
HOW DARE YOU!
Mend your pace, sway to the beat
Hands up! Embrace who you wanna be
We're reaching heights unseen, oh-woah
Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies.
Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron.
If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield
omg I was not going to pull her because I was put off by the whole shipping scandal. But there is no higher praise than negative Eango video. Didint he orginally think kafka is poor? Now I gotto pull her no matter what!
Thank you for not wanting to pull on other people wifes
Undeniably scientfically proven with facts. I won't be pulling her now, thank you!
I loved the fact you made sure to include the ungay part.
The ungay really got me
A true follower of aha
Thank you eango for once again saving this community.
Now make this type of videos about firefly
Breaking news: "A RUclipsr found ded at his home. In the scene, polices discovered hundreds of living fireflies. They believe this is an action from an illegal cult, any citizen has information about a cult associating with firefly, please contact your local law enforcement."
somebod pls send this to asmon
Thank you my lord. Your words of wisdom will guide me to make my account omnipotent
bro got into the creator server just to shitpost robin and hoyo approved it ICANT
Did the actual company actually do that
@@acertainsomeone.No. The watermark should've more transparent and if you pay attention every gameplay he showed no Robin in the team. Check again. This is Eango, you do not take seriously. We come to this channel to have some memes.
Exquisite takes as always Sir Eango.
Now if I may so request, tell the pitiful masses about why Arlan is peak.
Btw Eango everytime I want to lookup your channel to watch one of if not the best theory crafter of the anime mobile game HSR I get Rango the movie instead lmao
Easiest skip of my life.
Bro cooked so hard with this one
Thank you Mr. Eango. Finally someone pointed out that Robin is a complete FRAUD by using magic AI for her singing. Hoe can't even sing without the power of god. "Ohhhh noooo my magic god throat powers aren't working I might actually have to use my own vocal cords."
Absolutely despicable!
So true, im glad there are more people noticing robin's fraudulent behavior after mr eango posted this video
Bro will get blasted in minecraft after that title
Eango, follower of Enigmata: confirmed?!?!?!
uggo is my new favorite slur
Tectone can't see this. He won't ever recover. Pls no one tell him.
Came from his reaction lol
He loved it btw
@@mksk4395 it's probably the best one so far haha
The Fkin Lines on Robins Eyes throughout the whole video 🤣🤣🤣
Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies.
Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron.
If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield
@@angmar87dont mean to pull ther “erm ackhtually” but singers were sometime but on the battlefield for motivation, as well as keeping marching intact, making sure no weapons collide, as well as making enemies tremble in fear
But for an actual lore reason, she is an emenator of harmony, just like how Acheron is for Nihility basically meaning she can draw power from the path
@@gulpin768 I don't need stupid censored Waifu who don't know how to fight. If you need to make a stupid character who doesn't know how to fight, then make it with anime boys. And I need new Acherons and Black Swans every month, not once a year
Lmao the “creator server” part
For a meme video too many good points in here. I want to object but can't...
that makes alot of sense 🤔
yea hes cookin
Man that sucks, i guess she's a skip, every straight character will be F tier in Honkai, thanks for bringing me up to notice eanger
There is no straight character in HSR
@@Donkam_haurderall of them are
My baby robin..
Dam I've been sold on not getting robin thank you
Bro knows we are getting a better harmony later.
That happens all the time, so it's not surprising.
Im Sparkle suprema. Skiping this bird. Pulling fo the cowboi.
This form of entertainment can rival that of Xolze's
We fueling the fire with this one boys!
When you want firefly but you have limited jade... RUclips algorithm decided to help you.
Wait until he made a rant video about firefly as well, because her design is more npc than ruanmei and her stan are delusional af
This video saved me from pulling her and save for Sam. Thanks I was going uncontrollable even after wanting to save for sam
It all makes sense now.
Of course sparkle is a better waifu than robin, even science is backing that claim
i can officially say that to my friends now
Sparkle is a clown character just like Robin. She doesn’t even know how to fight and a robot fights instead her. BECAUSE HOYO is so in love with anime boys that he won't let Waifu fight. This is the third limited Waifu that does not have its own battle animations. Because HOYO wants only anime boys to be able to fight and Waifu to be stupid clowns
@@angmar87 jing liu? Kafka? Acheron? Black swan? Topaz? Seele?
What the hell are you smoking lol
@@freddyshams1787 Acheron and Black Swan are the only types of Waifu that should be playable combat characters. Topaz is a trash schoolgirl who has no animations, and her pig fights instead of her, because Topaz is trash and has nothing to do on the battlefield. Kafka, Zelee - censored trash and boring, untalented characters from HOYO, who is in love with anime boys.
Jingu is a flawed character - 50% Acheron, 50% dumb schoolgirl. Another trash character. And the rest of the Waifu are 100 times worse.
Because HOYO is in love with anime boys and always puts all his efforts into them.
@@angmar87
Sounds like someone just doenst know how to build characters xDDDD
Hold is this video about sarcasm Right
yes
Who are you trying to lie to with the scarab music replace with sw's theme 💀
Bro thought he slick with that one
At last, some Xolze Tenos type of analysis
Guess I have to skip now
Now I get it, every character he dislikes is good and every character he likes is as good.
I needed this to skip thank you.
Well we at least can be sure that the last part of the title is very true thanks to Tectone xD
not to mention she uses autotune, so disappointed.
eango never misses
"ungay" is wild man
Eango my glorious king youre right yet again 🙏🙏🙏🙏
If sparkle who isn’t even cute is rated higher than the gorgeous Acheron then it’s true. The devil is a liar!!
HOW are there still people that cannot tell apart sarcasm, it's not that hard
Because people these days have been educated by Twitter to obsessively look for something to be offended by in everything they view if its not about obsessing over lesbians.
to be fair, if it's your first time watching him, it may be hard to tell since there really are people who actually think this way
Alright stop spamming this comment now you aren't smart
Frankly, I did not comment this to appear smart....I am honestly just surprised that I see other commenters in this section actually taking this serious, even if this guy is really obvious with his sarcasm compared to other people on the platform
Beauty is NOT subjective. Ggs Robin 🤢
Yes. Robin is trash, not because she's ugly, but because she's a clown character who has no business being among playable characters who have to fight different enemies.
Singer? Are you seriously? Will you take a singer into your combat detachment? We need those who know how to fight - wield a sword, wield magic, and not sing. This is a trash character and HOYO once again makes stupid trash out of female characters instead of real female warriors like Acheron.
If you are not Acheron or the Black Swan, then you have nothing to do on the battlefield. Singers should sing in theaters, not fight on the battlefield///
I can't believe eango had to educate people this much basic stuff
I shouldn't have watched this vid... sigh.. Now Robin is a must skip for me..
This video is a masterpiece.
cool. can't wait to pull soon
I was expecting Vergil to pop up when Robin ulted and judgement cut her to save us from our battle music being interrupted.
The random fucking hype ass battle scene in the middle for no reason is gold
Bro is running out of titles atp 😭
Understood i respect your opinion
i loved your take.
nice theory craft there
This is art.
This video makes me want sparkle.... a real woman
fire video, nothing but facts spoken
This makes alot of sense, thank you for shining light on this.
Eango unironically went deep into in cel science
here before tectone reaction , also bro didnt read the lore
6:45 Did your LG washer just finish its cycle?
unlike genshin players, he actually does his laundry 🤡
I'm watching on 2x and every "cantal tilt" becomes "camel toe".
Nggggggghhhhhh WHAT DID UOU SAY ABOUT MYYYYY WIFEEEEE YOU CREAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!??
- Twitter Robin main❤
Does this mean Robin fans have just really bad waifu taste then? It feels like they do, after all... science doesn't lie!