Chris Tucker's Momma Made Him Walk to Church | Netflix is a Joke
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- Опубликовано: 18 авг 2019
- "You know how sometimes I be doin' stupid stuff, momma?"
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The part about his mom walking round with a bra saying we making her late.. I think we ALL felt that 😭
Same thing EVERY church day.
Damn straight
Yes, that was def my mama growing up. Every last word of that part
Its something we all experience in some way and its amazing how it creates a flashback to that time. Which makes it even more hilarious as hell.
We said the same thing as chris, she herself not even ready yet. She literally said she's not like us who need hours to get ready😂, every single sunday us repeating the same dialogue.
“Can’t stand to see me have nothing!!” 😂
Bruh you everywhere! Was just watching Undisputed seen you there too!😂
That's my words to my children. I can't have nothing. Lol
Dis line was accurate af too, siblings deadass be jinxing everything and when u get something nice they be hating
@John Brown i feel the exact same way dude... like wtf chris?
That one killed me😂😂😂😂
“ Momma, you know I be doing stupid things “ Honestly felt that one as a kid
I never realized how expressive Chris Tucker is with his stand-up comedy. You can picture this actually unfolding, it's so vivid and funny.
Yes!!! I didn't know he is this funny!!! 😂😂😂
Can’t the preacher come here sometimes 😂😂😂😂😂
He probably did when the dad and kids weren’t around.
@@InvaderTool 😂😂😂 broooooooooooo chill
💀🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pastor Wilson 😂
Why my heart dropped when he said, "Hand me my plate" LAWD the fear is real!! #blackmommas
Shar RiRi even my eyes got big at that part..😂😂😂😂😂
Mine too, I felt that lol
He built the tension so well I almost freaked out and turned the video off, waiting for the boom.
I WAS WHEEZING!! FULL ON OUT OF BREATH WHEEZING!! MY STOMACH WAS ACHING SO BAD!! 😂😂
Same ! Momma can be scary . I still debate who scarier a Latina mom or a black mom . It’s like they’re one in the same .
"Hand me my plate" OH GOD EVEN I GOT SCARED 😂
😂😂😂
"Why momma fix me coffee?"
I'm done...😅LOL
his facial expressions make it way better lmao
Hes awesome at it, weird he didnt get more movies
Dpr Live- I know, it's like half the effect.
Edit- Autocorrect messed up my original spelling of a name.
Exactly
Bipolarbear 4873 He stopped acting / comedy for a while
Lmao ninjas funny as fuck
Bruh said momma fixed him coffee 🤣...
THAT part! 😂😂😂😩😩😩😩
@@BenGearig thought momma was mad at us..
@@BenGearig the hell you doin?! That's momma food!
@@BenGearig Momma... Momma..... You still love me?
Lmaooo
I love how his brother tried to save him and the fear in Chris’ eyes as he re-enacted his brother.
😂😂😂
I love Chris top3 all time 😂
I have never laughed so much at the way he delivered "Mama can the preacher come here sometimes... we always go to him" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
If the preacher start coming there you better start asking questions 🤣🤣🤣
"MAMA I'M SORRY!!!!!.......
I LEFT YOU THE BISCUIT MAMA!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seems that I misheard that bit. I thought it's "I love you to biscuits, momma". 😂😂😂
Bro my dad bought me and my mom McDonald's and I ate the whole thing bro I got scared but my dad talked to me I was finna get an ass whoopin
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler I think he said love u to biscuits, lol
😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
this man i guess just don't age, it feels like rush hour was just yesterday.
Salman Saad rush hour is forever. It has no bounds in time and dimensions.
“Ricky tan?! That’s a midget in a bathroom”
*sigh* rush hour 2 is my all time favorite
He definitely ages looks way different from rush hour 1 and 2
K de la Cruz Croc skin, croc skin, buttercream, croc skin... what size is the waist? Let’s go in.
@@JustinWebbMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i say this anytime my wife brings up buttercream
@@JustinWebbMusic 🤣🤣🤣
That “hand me my plate” line hit home 😭😭
Little jumpscare that moment 😂
I love the way he says “mamma” you can feel the sweetness, love and respect in the word‼️ English is my second language and I used to see his comedy with close captions in English 😂 Now I understand and laugh. Once you start undertanding jokes is foreign languages you are way advanced. 🎉🙏🏻💕 I would like to see another stand up soon.
Chris here, I thought mama was mad at us😂😅😅😂😂
That should've been the first sign to not proceed 😂
Lyricaltv Thanks. Hi. Goodness. Happens.
The leg swinging 😂
Holy Fiend Don’t swing your legs and eat my food😱🤬🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣
O.G looll
God bless Chris Tucker's mom, he should be grateful for having such a God fearing mom!
"You can't stand to see me have nothin" 😂 feeling of my childhood with my brother
"Momma you still love me?" 💀
PR1M3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahhahahaa
😭
I don't know why but i thought i was gonna cry when he said that
“Can’t stand to see me ha nothin”😂😂
you can just tell Chis Tucker was an adorable kid
More like bad as fuck with a big mouth
When he said "You know how sometimes I be doing stupid stuff?"... lol that would make it hard for me to be upset lol.
Yeah, that adorable Kid that had mama meeting with the teacher every Friday.
The Scribe 🤣🤣🤣!
@Summer Rose yes I was,.....just like him.
Black parents must go to the same parenting school cause I felt this on a whole other level😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If only it was still like this. Everyone should have such parents
😂😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂
“You can’t get dressed cause you ain’t dressed momma”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m in actual tears
Bruh ain't lying tho 😂
Clean jokes with no cusses , that shows maturity and growth,
Nah that shit not as dynamic honestly
@Yuck Foutube he says sick
@Yuck Foutube
Oh the irony of your comment
Try Trevor Noah
ROFL it's a long way from def comedy jam days "I'm fucked up man" he used to start every skit with that.
*"I DIDN'T CARE I WAS FULL"*
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Momma you still love me “ 🤣🤣🤣
I felt that “hand me my plate” i got so nervous i was the same💀
“It’s like grandma say crabs in the bucket” 😂😂😂
Kimar Origami what does this phrase mean?
Emile Coetzee it stems from when crabs are trapped in a bucket they normally pull another crab down when one tries to escape. It pretty much means if I can’t have you can’t either and I’m gonna hate and try to stop you.
Kimar Origami Ah huh! Thanks for the explanation!
@@Colouredcowboy FYI, we live in the day and age of the internet. Next time, just Google it. That way you wont have to wait for a response.
"Don't even got to put a lid on it"
Most black folk can relate to every word
Well yea because black folk are never on time. It’s called CPT. “Colored people time” 😂
For real hahaha
Not even black or American or I can relate😂I think only rich white folks can relate
Tyrelle Franklin what?
Bumpy Doo every single word😂😂😂
"Can't the preacher come here sometimes?" He's not wrong, you know.
To say that quote is relatable is an understatement, considering how I remember I never wanted to come to church
Just like gramamma say, “CRABS IN THE BUCKET!!!” 😂😂😂
bruh i fell tf out on that part !
Always have that one sibling that don’t listen to the other siblings common sense 😂😂😂 pay attention lol
Hello how are you doing? Its nice meeting you on here☺😊
Chris tucker got that aged wine comedy....its always satisfying lol hilarious
aged like that flight log that shows chris tucker, kevin spacey, bill clinton, and epstein all "fly together"
@@bgw9696 bro stop with that dumb ass Epstein bullshit, it's over. Chris Tucker can't control what another man do behind closed doors.
On god he still look good
Ill never get tired clicking and watching Chris`s stand up clips. You would love to hear his stories endlessly. So thank you Chris for the smiles and laughs.
He acts that out so good 😂
Probly because it was true
@John Brown first your dumbass gotta explain why you commenting that on every damn comment
Real life experience does that.
Hello how are you doing? Its nice meeting you on here☺😊
@@michaelmosley2516 You're really out here trying to pick up chicks in the comment section. props to you man. Do you.
Our parents always rushing us but they not even dressed defaq😂😂
I'm that parent 🤣
And when youve just put your undies on, you instantly see them dressed and ready to go. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK.
They're definitely trynna teach us time management
@@Ya_girl_tam yo hair beautiful sis i might cut mine to that length.
watched this a couple of times and this still makes me laugh so hard everytime. 😂🤣😂🤣
"You can't get dressed cuz you ain't dressed Mama! You late too, we just a late family" 🤣🤣🤣
My momma was the same way with that late shit. Talking smack and she aint even ready yet.
"I didn't care I was full" HAHAHHAA
" i left you the biscuit mama " man that shit gets me everytime 💀
I love the fact that his mother took them to church on sundays. Say alot. ( Bless her)
I love how he still maintain to be funny without cussing ⭐️ kudos!
Ikr. Like Sinbad
He did cuss but kept it to a minimum.
One of the cleaner jokes out there Chris is funny AF!
Sub
Chris Tucker is a Christian now. He says he will continue with comedy but no more cursing or blatant degradation
@@NOyaPara shut the fuck up dude and stop this fake ass woke agenda
NOyaPara That really doesn’t mean anything need more evidence. I don’t want to slander someone’s name
TUFUNGA TATTS just shut up u nerd
As a christian, this is a true joke. He speaks relatable factors XD
😂 reminds me of my mom... never dressed but blames us for being late😂😂
Every time I see him I remember his face, wen kanye said Bush doesn't like black people that was hilarious
Classic face🤣
Something i enjoyed from have came to see the video and scrolling from dough
Source?
@@nb7166 type it in on you tube
Noura Aamer source? Anyone who was watching the telethon that day 😂 they cut to Chris quick quick
He still got that pitchy voice 😂 one of my favorite comedian of all time 👌
2:26 I died😂😂
Michael looks down at Chris from heaven:
-He actually was a good singer...
0:33 well that bought some childhood nightmares back...
was a relatively flashback except the coffee and food part...that would have definitely been a pop to the mouth
I know exactly what you mean bro my moms and grandma and aunts use to do that shyt all the time back in the day
My used to be walking in underwear or naked (I’m scarred)
@@duanchamp1988 - Right? The only reason I'd be walking to church is because my mom would've wrecked the car while trying to beat me.
Same but my grandma didn't wear a bra
I find Chris to be soft, calmer than other comedians. I love Chepele for his sharpness and joke complexity, but it's nice to watch Chris for an innocent, nice humor free of coursing.
Look up Sinbad
"You cant stand to see me have nothing!"
and
"Momma...you still love me right?"
I couldnt breathe for a a good 5 mins xD
My grama use to pinch the shit out of us in church for laughing or falling asleep 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Good ole church pinch. Lol
😂😂"momma what did you say" 3:24
@John Brown Stfu man
Man this 🙌🏽🤣 Can’t believe now I’m the momma with the bra on yelling at my family for making me late to church 🙌🏽🤣
Shervyse Smiles Ain’t nobody making you late.🤣🤣
My daughter complains about me daily doing this to her
I just let her listen to that part
And she yelled “yesss exactly” at the screen
😂🤣🤷🏽♀️
I’m sure she’ll do it to when she has her own kids lol
😫😂😂😂😂me too lol!
@@ChasePhoenix 🤣🤣🤣 I'm late making sure they not 🙌🏽🤣
@@ShervyseSmiles pro tip: don't force your children to go to church.
Chris has the gift of making ppl laugh and smile no matter what their going through. He made Michael Jackson very happy.
And that's something to be truly proud of
He kicked his legs and started fake crying and I died 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear every black person has the same childhood experience lol
achronos178 I’m AFRICAn. Similar experiences😁
Bruh I tried hiding one time because I didnt wanna go to sunday school and my dumbass thought "If they can't find me, maybe they'll just leave without me."
I had the whole family in search party mode and my momma was screaming "Find his ass! He going to Sunday school today!" 😭 When I got found out I tried running, but my momma was right on my heels with that big ass wooden spoon.
Not all of us.
@@vt-yp7yq obviously
I swear to God bruh
IM☝🏽 the Brother SAYIN “ WAT THE HELL😬 YOU DOIN THTS MOMMA FOOD😧”....😫😂😂😂😂😂
thank you for always being like the sibling that saves my butt even though I didn't always listen lol
@@IzzyNChrist 😫😫😩
This is so true and it never gets old, quarantine got me watching this ten times😂😂
Thàt is a quality stand up comedy.
He makes the listener to picture the whole scene and beyond
I DIDN'T CARE I WAS FULL
*CHRIS AT ITS BEST*
Oml 😂😂 😂 I died
"Don't wanna see me have nothing"
she said hand me my plate I’m dead 😵 that was so funny 😂
You know you hit the jack pot when everyone watching felt our hearts drop when he said "Hand me my Plate" #GrowingupBlack
Just like grandmama said “Crabs in the bucket!
Don’t even have to put a lid on the top.”
Clears Throat. "Hand me my Plate" 😂
One of the most underrated comics of our generation, a comic genius and legend, yet he never gets the credit it's due.
Now this is comedy 😂😂
I could relate to this
This seems to be a recent stand-up routine. I like the fact that Chris Tucker has kind of slow down. His comedy flow
this is old
@@gangsterdisciple759 still aint new
@@gangsterdisciple759 it's old.
@@gangsterdisciple759 yeah thats old. 2015?? 2016 is old, hell 2017 is almost old with 2020 a few months away fam.
@@youngkobe1584 It was only four years ago. Thats not old, especially in the stand up world. Some comedians spend 2 years making specials, and some spend 5 or 6. It's not 'new', but it's certainly not 'old' either. Id call it a pretty recent special.
“Momma can’t the preacher come here some times?” Yeah my momma would’ve whoop my ass
My daughter send me this clip. It was our Sunday routine and being real late to church. Yes I blamed my kids for my lateness 😅😂😂
hello
“Momma you still love me” 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You know you messed up when you gotta ask 😭😭😭😭
2:56 mama fixed this for me 😂😂😂
I can sympathize with Chris when it comes to going to church as a kid. When i was a kid you went to church every Sunday whether you wanted to or not! and having a mom and grandmothers that were totally devoted to idea of you going to church, man! there was no way you could get out of going!!
You nailed it, my mom would guilt trip me after I moved out. From 50 miles away shed be at my door on Sunday. I know what your doing drinks, drugs, ladies. We need to praise Jesus and ask him to forgive your sins, boy. We want you to be a good Man. Good times I almost miss it.
Maan, i used to go a few times a week or even multiple services in one day.
@@onlyrog5 Bro I hated when they had more than one service and we had to go to both.
I'm jealous, I wish I had parents that would have taken me to a real church with real Christians when I was a kid. I would have hated it as a kid though
Chris is such a natural talent.
Damn this hit right in my feelings. So many memories
My mom always complains about me making her late while she’s standing in a gown and I’m trying to eat breakfast fully dressed apart from my slippers. But I’m the one that’s making us late.. 😂
Growing up we ain’t miss no Sunday of church 🤣
😆😆😆😆😆
you're very blessed
*can't stand to see me have nothing"😭😭😭😭🤣🤣 fr
Great job, Hearing NO CUSSING AND STILL CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH..GLORY TO GOD🙏
This shit is hilarious😀😀😀😀! "Boy hand me my plate", & just got finished eaten mama's food 😀😀😀😀. Look on his face, PRICELESS.
“Slow down Tito..... SLOW DOWN TITO DAAAYUUMM!”
Hahahahhahahha
I think they skipped the part when he added he walked all the way to church full but he was five 😅😂 lol mama's savage 🤣
“You know how sometimes I be doing stupid stuff mama” 😂😂
cant believe chris tuker stil hassnt changed i forgot "LOVE IT!!!!"
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CHRIS TUCKER OMG I LOVE HIM SINCE FRIDAY AND B4
Like monday or before that..😂😂
chris is a natural born comedian. he always makes me laugh
"Late too, this is a late family." Lmaoooo
He has slimmed down, that's good. New Rush Hour coming right up!
*MOMMA FIXED THIS FOR ME*
I saw this a million times it doesn't get old.
Hell ya
We all had that mother like that! Miss you Christine!
My Momma used to tell me to hurry up and get ready. That would make me go slower. Those were the days. To this date, she's late for Church. EVERY Sunday! My Momma's retired. How she gone be late to Church every Sunday? She ain't doing nothing throughout the week. I make it to Sunday school now. 😀😁😂
My momma every Sunday too....You ain't dressed cause you ain't dressed.....LOL
Can’t the preacher come here sometimes?
i once asked my mom this question when I was young, the way she looked at me as if I was a satan😂😂😂😂
When she say _Hand me my plate._ boi if you got other siblings they boutta light you up 😂😂😂
Chris don't need to say shit for me to laugh 😂😂