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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

Комментарии • 124

  • @denisonsmock5456
    @denisonsmock5456 8 месяцев назад +30

    Can you imagine have a doctor looking at you’re head x-ray, and he looks at you and goes, “yeah you gotta worm stuck up there”.

    • @Badtown1988
      @Badtown1988 8 месяцев назад +2

      God does not want this family to exist.

  • @GuyWithTriangle
    @GuyWithTriangle 8 месяцев назад +30

    A worm trying to eat RFK Jr's brain? Poor thing must've died of starvation!

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 8 месяцев назад +54

    "Worm ate his brain?!?!?!?! Worms ate my whole uncle on Arrakis, Fat!" -President Joe Biden

  • @nasty_jazz
    @nasty_jazz 8 месяцев назад +26

    worm couldnt belive what a mistake it made and fuckin killed itself lmfao

  • @dand1253
    @dand1253 8 месяцев назад +22

    Fun fact: Shi Huangdi (the emperor who drank mercury) was being a crazy moron even at the time. Chinese apothecaries & metallurgists had charted out the hazards of mercury, and when Shi Huangdi rounded up the ones he hadn't already purged and said "Your job is to make me immortal", drinking mercury was never on the table.
    The academic consensus at the time was that immortality was a secret which had been lost to the mainland, and now only resided with the Immortal Masters living on a secret island to the east.
    While Shi Huangdi spammed naval expeditions to try and find that island, the plan was to buy time via various occult medicinal techniques - one of which was to have him use cups, bowls, and other dinnerware made exclusively out of a special alloy that were believed to purify food and drink served on them. Their version of doing cardio and cutting down on red meat, basically.
    Shi Huangdi eventually got impatient, barged in on the metallurgists, and demanded they explain how the special alloy was made. After half-listening, he went "Okay, so the weird liquid metal sounds pretty magical, which means it must be the active ingredient in your shitty dinnerware, which means that if I just chug it like water, I'll become immortal!"
    He then died of self-inflicted mercury poisoning.

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 8 месяцев назад +117

    the worm's voice is the one you hear.

  • @Airbag15
    @Airbag15 8 месяцев назад +33

    Poor little guy starved to death.

  • @8523wsxc
    @8523wsxc 8 месяцев назад +33

    When the sandworm rides you...

  • @larurentius
    @larurentius 8 месяцев назад +26

    Bro had a yeerk stay in his head for more than 3 days

  • @MichaelTorres-b2v
    @MichaelTorres-b2v 8 месяцев назад +20

    When the news came out that a worm ate RFK’s brain, I won a lot of money on a bet I made last year.

    • @galvanaut7119
      @galvanaut7119 8 месяцев назад +2

      Where'd you bet?? I'd think it was low odds.

  • @parkerhuff9995
    @parkerhuff9995 8 месяцев назад +18

    I don’t know about you guys but I’m voting for the worm this November.

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes! Leto Atredis II the worm god will take us in the golden path into humanity’s future! GOD EMPEROR 2024!!

  • @KobraKai69
    @KobraKai69 8 месяцев назад +33

    RFK going for that coveted Illithid vote

    • @Benu54321
      @Benu54321 8 месяцев назад +8

      Lae'Harvey Oswald was dispatched by Vlakith to fight the Illithids on the Dallastral Plane.

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Benu54321 He didn't do it, though. It was the Gnoll, De'Grassi. No other archer could fire as true.

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 8 месяцев назад +31

    What if his voice went back to normal after the worm left

    • @severalwhitespaces
      @severalwhitespaces 8 месяцев назад +16

      Oh damn, what if the worm was running the campaign Ratatouille style.

  • @cloudycolacorp
    @cloudycolacorp 8 месяцев назад +14

    RFK is like the reverse hillary clinton where he's constantly bragging about how fucked up his health is

  • @chrisprescott2273
    @chrisprescott2273 8 месяцев назад +8

    "HE can only talk in burps" That made me choke on my coffee LMAO

  • @CNYKnifeNut
    @CNYKnifeNut 8 месяцев назад +14

    Hopefully the worm was able to make a full recovery!

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej 8 месяцев назад +18

    My theory? RFK is a Trill symbiote. The worm in his brain contains not only his memories but the memories of many of history’s most notorious cranks, from Father Coughlin to Ayn Rand to L. Ron Hubbard. Alas, I fear the death of the worm marks the end of this direct link to ancestral crank knowledge.

    • @sunnohh
      @sunnohh 8 месяцев назад +1

      RFK suddenly embraces vaccines

    • @robelyncooper4555
      @robelyncooper4555 8 месяцев назад +2

      No LaRouche?

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 8 месяцев назад

      @@robelyncooper4555 I’m sure he’s in there as well.

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 8 месяцев назад +23

    He and the worm fused together like a male anglerfish fusing to a female and becoming a single organism

  • @Edwardshakyhands
    @Edwardshakyhands 8 месяцев назад +14

    Got an RFK ad before this video

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 8 месяцев назад +10

    Clearly, the worm ate all the mercury out of RFK’s brain, and THAT’S why it died

  • @Badtown1988
    @Badtown1988 8 месяцев назад +22

    It explains a lot about him, but what accounts for the brain rot of his stans?

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 8 месяцев назад +16

    The worms! The worms are back!

  • @alistercaddy1208
    @alistercaddy1208 8 месяцев назад +12

    Maybe he got infected with the same worms as Fry in Futurama. Has he been composing unusually beautiful sonnets on the holophoner?

    • @GuillermoNicris
      @GuillermoNicris 8 месяцев назад +2

      Listen, this is going to be one HELL of a bowel movement

  • @mmmuck
    @mmmuck 8 месяцев назад +26

    so healthy being anti vac

  • @garyt3hsna1l82
    @garyt3hsna1l82 8 месяцев назад +19

    Does Ivermectin work on brain wyrms? Asking for a friend.

    • @bh-zj4yt
      @bh-zj4yt 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 8 месяцев назад +1

      First, ivermectin penetrates the mammalian brain poorly, so it does not exert any pharmacological effects via mammalian ligand-gated ion channels in the brain unless it is used at high, potentially toxic doses or the blood-brain barrier is functionally impaired. So, I believe the problem is not the brain worm: Mercury poisoning, how did this happen!

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 8 месяцев назад +19

    Shai-Hulud!
    Blessed be the maker!

    • @purplebunz
      @purplebunz 8 месяцев назад +5

      He let the little makers into his skull, he speaks for the sand fish

  • @clairewithbanjo4992
    @clairewithbanjo4992 8 месяцев назад +7

    That worm is trying to burrow out the back

  • @biometronome7010
    @biometronome7010 8 месяцев назад +9

    Love how an RFK Jr. add popped up right after this post

  • @dariasA88
    @dariasA88 8 месяцев назад +21

    Lee harvey oswald knew about this unfortunate Kennedy condition

  • @ohbluescouser6267
    @ohbluescouser6267 8 месяцев назад +10

    The worm is a symbiote....holy shit....RFK is Venom!!!

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 8 месяцев назад +10

    Goa'uld confirmed.
    "It's a slimy, snake-like alien creature -- burrows into people's heads and takes control of their bodies." - John Sheppard

    • @cloudycolacorp
      @cloudycolacorp 8 месяцев назад

      They were able to remove the parasite from kowolski, but the goauld remained...

  • @sIouchingpoet
    @sIouchingpoet 8 месяцев назад +26

    L Harvey Osworm

    • @HelmsmenL
      @HelmsmenL 7 месяцев назад +1

      Sirhworm Sirhworm

  • @IZA_Grey
    @IZA_Grey 8 месяцев назад +13

    That poor worm

  • @bh-zj4yt
    @bh-zj4yt 8 месяцев назад +8

    At least he kept his brain inside his dome

  • @quester09
    @quester09 8 месяцев назад +6

    worm ate my brain!
    suure, junior

  • @robelyncooper4555
    @robelyncooper4555 8 месяцев назад +7

    Bobby is medically the same age as Darth Vader.

  • @Chuubii
    @Chuubii 8 месяцев назад +9

    Maybe Oswald tried to stop the worm from spreading

    • @mc5967
      @mc5967 8 месяцев назад +2

      >Implying Oswald was the one who killed jfk

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 8 месяцев назад

      lol

  • @someoldcliche
    @someoldcliche 8 месяцев назад +13

    what if the worm was his best friend but then he got vaxxed and the worm died and that's his origina story?

    • @jbutler8585
      @jbutler8585 8 месяцев назад

      This worm story is clearly just a psyop hitpiece by Big Pharma(TM)!!!
      They miss all the easy profits they were raking in from ivermectin sales that dried up as soon as they figured out exactly how hard to price-gouge the suckers. Now they need to go back to its on-label purpose, so it's time to drum up fear about brain worms.
      The nice thing about insane conspiracy theories is that there are no boundaries to making things up, even if it's the complete opposite of what someone hoped to spread.

  • @AnarchoPurp
    @AnarchoPurp 8 месяцев назад +8

    The throat goat

  • @AlZ-oy4si
    @AlZ-oy4si 8 месяцев назад +7

    There is no Bush family worm farm.

  • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
    @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 8 месяцев назад +3

    RFK with the Crowder immune system

  • @garrgravarr
    @garrgravarr 8 месяцев назад +5

    open your mind to this worm lmao

  • @MachinaSapien
    @MachinaSapien 8 месяцев назад +9

    I for one welcome our worm overlords

    • @jm6406
      @jm6406 7 месяцев назад +1

      A worm welcome

  • @Sakuodo
    @Sakuodo 8 месяцев назад +7

    worm-pilled

  • @VoidJuuice
    @VoidJuuice 8 месяцев назад +7

    Okay, I love this pod, but what is the deal with one of their mics. Always sounds like mf is moving his face to and away from the mic.

  • @Metrilla
    @Metrilla 8 месяцев назад +12

    Shai houloud

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 8 месяцев назад

      *Hulud

    • @Metrilla
      @Metrilla 8 месяцев назад

      @@Black_pearl_adrift not a real word. Thanks for the needless correction

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 8 месяцев назад

      @@Metrilla it’s a name

    • @Metrilla
      @Metrilla 8 месяцев назад

      @@Black_pearl_adrift sugma

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 8 месяцев назад +8

    Where the fuck did he get a worm from?

    • @95Bartlett
      @95Bartlett 8 месяцев назад +4

      He did travel to south east Asia at some point and ate some bad pork is the suspicion I read in an article.
      But the thing causing his memory issues was probably caused by mercury poisoning.

    • @Remplangtable
      @Remplangtable 8 месяцев назад +5

      mind-flayer ship

    • @IZA_Grey
      @IZA_Grey 8 месяцев назад

      Wisconsin

    • @Cussy69_420
      @Cussy69_420 8 месяцев назад

      Vaccines

  • @mynr0
    @mynr0 8 месяцев назад +11

    Third, I'm gay

  • @Go_Home_British_Raj
    @Go_Home_British_Raj 8 месяцев назад +3

    Taking investments for my Cyber-Worm based Utopia. Forecasts amazing. Don't miss out Elon/Peter!

  • @genxerfool9797
    @genxerfool9797 8 месяцев назад +12

    Wormsign!

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni 8 месяцев назад

      Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God hasn't seen!

  • @severalwhitespaces
    @severalwhitespaces 8 месяцев назад +28

    Poor little guy starved to death.

    • @klof4276
      @klof4276 8 месяцев назад +1

      He sure ain't no John Jackson that's for sure.