If YouTube Polyglots Were Honest

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  • @nichtsistkostenlos6565
    @nichtsistkostenlos6565 2 года назад +14335

    "I speak 30 languages", means: I speak one language to a C1 level and two languages to a B1 level and I know how to say "How are you?" in 27 languages with a foreign accent so deep you can barely understand me.

    • @caramelapple5562
      @caramelapple5562 2 года назад +140

      what do the levels mean?

    • @fraufuchs9555
      @fraufuchs9555 2 года назад +729

      @@caramelapple5562 C1 = advanced. B1 = pre-intermediate.

    • @caramelapple5562
      @caramelapple5562 2 года назад +39

      @@fraufuchs9555 thanks!

    • @エルフェンリート-l3i
      @エルフェンリート-l3i 2 года назад +1011

      @@caramelapple5562
      A1: Absolute Beginner
      A2: "i might take this serious"
      B1: early intermediate
      B2: the infinite intermediate plateau
      C1: advanced/fluent/native-ish
      C2: native++ aka the people who enjoy science, literature and legal stuff

    • @horrificdetective
      @horrificdetective 2 года назад +18

      @@エルフェンリート-l3i thanks!!!

  • @chronofactor2037
    @chronofactor2037 2 года назад +5119

    It's kinda funny how he speaks spanish with an american accent but goes full blown mario bros with his "italian"

    • @Jaredstav
      @Jaredstav 2 года назад +154

      Lol yes it’s so funny and it was making me dye laughing that he was speaking Spanish and in a Brazilian and Italian accent 😂😂

    • @brukernavn3409
      @brukernavn3409 2 года назад +44

      @@Jaredstav What colour?

    • @Jaredstav
      @Jaredstav 2 года назад +5

      @@brukernavn3409 ahaha

    • @4imee198
      @4imee198 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @JesusRodriguez-zi8gj
      @JesusRodriguez-zi8gj 2 года назад +129

      Tbh his spanish pronuntiation improved a lot when he spoke it in an italian accent. He legit sounded like an native spanish speaker trying to sound italian

  • @slawero
    @slawero 2 года назад +7432

    Wow, your Polish was impeccable. I'm impressed. As a Polish native speaker I can totally attest his accent is indistinguishable from that of native speakers.

    • @ThatBoomerDude56
      @ThatBoomerDude56 2 года назад +283

      ... because native Polish is incomprehensively indistinguishable.

    • @ololo518
      @ololo518 2 года назад +57

      Come on, he has to work on his sz, cz and dż :P

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation 2 года назад +50

      I'm a Hungarian who can't speak polish at all, and only talked once with a polish person... in English. But the two country is close enough so yeah I can say he is fluent

    • @pulykamell
      @pulykamell 2 года назад +27

      Needs more shhhhh, chhhh, zhhhhh. Come on, say it with me: chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 2 года назад +33

      I think it should be "bzdz" and not "bzbz" but okey. Maybe it's a Silesian accent.

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx Год назад +1832

    As a spanish speaker, I like how in spanish you didn't sound fluent at all but in Portuguese and Italian you totally sounded like a native spanish speaker imitating italian and brasilian accents

    • @mr.ocelotguy8995
      @mr.ocelotguy8995 Год назад +26

      same

    • @actionmarco8556
      @actionmarco8556 Год назад +23

      Hahaha for real!

    • @nandu12345
      @nandu12345 Год назад +3

      Su pronunciación en español no es muy buena.

    • @jerstumc5033
      @jerstumc5033 11 месяцев назад +7

      parece que hablaba chileno con acento brasileño

    • @Dinger_D
      @Dinger_D 9 месяцев назад +17

      pero es verdad osea imitando otros acentos suena mas a español que simplemente cuando intenta hablar español

  • @MaxJanowiczSawicki
    @MaxJanowiczSawicki 2 года назад +5803

    As a native Russian speaker, I couldn't agree more with your statement, about the global geopolitical challenges, climate change and poverty. Your Russian is just perfect, no accent whatsoever, great job!

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад

      "climate change" is the most ambiguous propaganda term in history. It's not just a joke, but an insuilt to the intelligence of mankind, which apparently is deserving.

    • @ВалерияКарелина-и3е
      @ВалерияКарелина-и3е 2 года назад +99

      He literally could read my thoughts, what a genius man he is

    • @eni9matical556
      @eni9matical556 2 года назад +36

      Such a cohesive and impressive speech… I’m so excited

    • @DenMokin
      @DenMokin 2 года назад +38

      Omg, he know Russian better than i do 😍

    • @madkir8206
      @madkir8206 2 года назад +31

      @@DenMokin No jokes his prononciation is better then half of the generation including myself

  • @ANN-ug2hd
    @ANN-ug2hd 2 года назад +5063

    The Indonesian one was so accurate, also the Albanian got me dead.

    • @ronlugbill1400
      @ronlugbill1400 2 года назад +170

      Apa kabar. I speak Indonesian fluently.

    • @gtc239
      @gtc239 2 года назад +25

      @@ontime. Yea even some of Indonesians are struggling with it like me lmao like howw to make that sound!!

    • @arzalalbuchari7095
      @arzalalbuchari7095 2 года назад +15

      his indonesian is better than mine,

    • @halkerens
      @halkerens 2 года назад +7

      Bener banget wkwk

    • @klepikovmd
      @klepikovmd 2 года назад +3

      Do you know Albanian?

  • @glatres
    @glatres 2 года назад +9689

    It's really funny how his "Spanish with Italian accent" pronuntiation is better than the regular Spanish

    • @blatinobear
      @blatinobear 2 года назад +908

      So true, native Spanish speaker here and I understood his “Italian” so much better than his Spanish atrocity, how is this possible

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 2 года назад +889

      @@blatinobear He simply spoke Argentinian

    • @camiloelgueta2213
      @camiloelgueta2213 2 года назад +59

      @@sephikong8323 lmao

    • @JoanGonzalezTrolloCat
      @JoanGonzalezTrolloCat 2 года назад +41

      @@sephikong8323 TRUE...

    • @SIC647
      @SIC647 2 года назад +395

      He does speak Spanish. Which causes me to be kind of impressed that he was able to speak Spanish that bad. And I guess he wasn't able to suppress it in "Italian".

  • @alicja777.
    @alicja777. Год назад +503

    As a pole I am genuinely impressed by your polish speaking skills. I have to admit that I haven’t seen a foreigner speaking so fluent polish in a long time.

    • @SchimbaChannel
      @SchimbaChannel 10 месяцев назад +37

      I was aspecially toched by the part where he told about his dead gay grandmother. 🥲

    • @SageJasper628
      @SageJasper628 10 месяцев назад +33

      I especially loved the part where he said “bzhbzzzbzhbzhhhbbzhbzhbzh”

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 9 месяцев назад +5

      I cannot understand Polish spelling, tho I noticed that there are some pretty words in Polish like zestaw / skała / rekąw / motyl / bitwa / dziennik / błąd / wieża / lekarstwo / głupi / egzamin / srebro / zwariowany / sąd / kierunek / biznes etc, so I am learning the pretty words and use them in Slovene - by the way, is the letter ł / Ł in Polish pronounced like an U sound and is the letter ą / Ą pronounced with an extra N sound?

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 9 месяцев назад +3

      By the way, my current levels are...
      - upper intermediate level in Old Norse / Icelandic / German
      - writer level in English + native speaker level in Spanish
      - upper advanced level in Dutch + advanced level in Norwegian
      - intermediate level in Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian / Welsh
      - beginner level in Breton / Hungarian / Gothic / Latin / Faroese / Galician / Danish / Slovene
      - total beginner in Cornish / Manx / Irish / Scottish Gaelic / Aranese / Elfdalian / Gallo / Limburgish / Occitan / Luxembourgish / Catalan / Urkers / Hunsrik / East Norse / Ruhrpöttisch / Alemannic / Ripuarian / Swiss German / Pälzische Deutsch / Austrian German / Waddisch / Palatine German / Westföälsk Sassisk / Austro-Bavarian / PlatDeitsch / Greenlandic Norse / Friulian / Pretarolo / Sardinian / Neapolitan / Sicilian / Venetian / Esperanto / Walloon / Ladin / Guernsey / Norn / Burgundian / Sognamål / West Frisian / North Frisian / East Frisian / Yiddish / Afrikaans / Finnish / Latvian / Estonian etc (and the other languages based on Dutch / German / Norwegian / Italian / French that are referred to as ‘dialects’ but are usually a different language with different spelling etc)
      (I highly recommend learning Dutch / Icelandic + Norse + Faroese / Norwegian as they are so magical, as pretty / refined / poetic as English - all other Germanic and the other pretty languages on my list are also gorgeous, so they are all a great option!)

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 9 месяцев назад

      Very few ppl know more than two or three languages fluently, most of them are only fluent in English and the first language they were made to learn and sometimes in Spanish or Italian or French or German (usually one of these four) and in most others they only know a few phrases and the most used words maybe, which does not equal knowing the language lol, one must know at least 10.000 base words automatically to be native speaker level - one can tell that they only learn the basics and the words they use the most in conversation by the ns they tell to others, lol they always tell viewers to only learn the words they use the most, that they can become fluent in 6 months etc, which is total bs and it has nada to do with actual fluency, so what they refer to as ‘conversational fluency’ isn’t true native speaker level fluency, but, I am the exact opposite, I am learning every word that I can find in every target language, and I am already very close to advanced level (upper intermediate) in Icelandic / Norse / German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper intermediate level in Dutch and mid intermediate in Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and intermediate in Welsh, and it takes a lot of watching and rewatching tons of vocab videos with hundreds and thousands of words and memorizing lots of lyrics and watching all sorts of videos with subs and also using Google translate a lot etc to really learn the languages permanently and automatically, so it takes at least two or three years to reach native speaker level fluency in some of these pretty and easy languages that I am learning!

  • @PlzCa1mDown
    @PlzCa1mDown 2 года назад +15766

    I watched a "polyglot meets another polyglot" video once and literally all they did was introduce themselves in like 21 languages.

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 2 года назад +701

      True, I saw that one

    • @babykiller122
      @babykiller122 2 года назад +1518

      They're pretty much A1's in like, five of those - the rest, they just memorized two commonly used phrases.

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 2 года назад +73

      😆😂😂😂 I remember that one ! 😂

    • @papapawer4043
      @papapawer4043 2 года назад +248

      Wouter Corduwener hahaha saw that one as well

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 2 года назад +11

      lmfao

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick 2 года назад +3078

    The real chads are the ones who say "Umm yeah I know a little" and then proceed to speak a language more fluently than the native speaker.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 2 года назад +570

      Yeah exactly, they're the equivalent of the people who say "Sorry, my English isn't very good" after an impeccably worded comment lol

    • @PASTRAMIKick
      @PASTRAMIKick 2 года назад +31

      @@ItsAsparageese lol true

    • @user-es7ui5mc1m
      @user-es7ui5mc1m 2 года назад +146

      @@ItsAsparageese I feel like this often comes from how you're treated by other speakers of your first language rather than English speakers and it's hard to gain confidence - at least that's my experience as a German. English teachers in school can be quite ciritcal (depending on grade and school) and you could speak perfect English but have a slight German accent and other Germans will tell you "how can you not speak English, did you not go to school, blah blah blah". I'm confident in my English now but I also used to put that at the end of comments when I had never interacted with a native English speaker irl and basically only knew criticism for my language skills (even though they were always decent for the amount of time I'd been learning).

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 2 года назад +37

      @@user-es7ui5mc1m That makes so much sense. I'm sorry to hear the learning environment for it can be so critical! Hadn't thought about that variable at all. Seems like it works, though, since people who learn English tend to speak it far better than native English speakers tend to end up speaking other languages XD

    • @suphachaisrikaew873
      @suphachaisrikaew873 2 года назад +11

      Sound more like a humble bragger.

  • @ruelongcha
    @ruelongcha 2 года назад +21596

    as a native chinese speaker the botched accent and weird phrases followed by “I speak chinese with NATIVE fluency” was way too accurate😂

    • @eddlake5694
      @eddlake5694 2 года назад +1111

      你好 look Im fully fluent

    • @Rodzyniastyyyy
      @Rodzyniastyyyy 2 года назад +1086

      @@eddlake5694 the way you said it gave me goosebumps!The accent is spot on!!!

    • @chobai9996
      @chobai9996 2 года назад +810

      Same, from Guangzhou and I laugh every time I see a video by that xiaomanyc guy, he's some American that speaks Chinese and while he's kinda fluent he acts like he is the master, it's hilarious but also dangerous since he misleads a lot of people

    • @someyetiwithinternetaccess1253
      @someyetiwithinternetaccess1253 2 года назад +276

      @@MatthewBHoth one tip to learn Chinese (any language really), is to like watch Chinese shows with English subtitles, so you know what it means, it also helps to have someone you know who knows Chinese teach it to you! Cheers!
      - some overseas Chinese

    • @lemonadeslices
      @lemonadeslices 2 года назад +205

      @@MatthewBHoth learn the 4 tones, and nail them when you learn each word. then string phrases/sentences together, making sure you get the tones correct. (native mandarin speaker here)

  • @martinenyx-filmstuff305
    @martinenyx-filmstuff305 Год назад +811

    The worst thing is that these “RUclips polyglots” who claim they can speak 17 languages fluently encourage the myth that mastering a language is EASY. It’s NOT. Very few people COMPLETELY master one or more languages, and it takes constant practice to not forget other languages you know. I speak three languages and I STILL occasionally make mistakes when speaking them, including in my NATIVE one, lol. Respect for real polyglots ✌️

    • @Eskimoso
      @Eskimoso Год назад +1

      And where are you from exactly?

    • @martinenyx-filmstuff305
      @martinenyx-filmstuff305 Год назад +18

      @@Eskimoso Italy originally, been living in North America for eight years

    • @julnitti
      @julnitti Год назад +42

      The struggle is real! I speak 4 fluently and sometimes I’m forced to speak all four of them in one day 🥲 Exhausting!!

    • @Systolic_Gaming
      @Systolic_Gaming Год назад +27

      Nobody speaks any language perfectly. It’s basically impossible to be fluent in more than 7 languages because to maintain proficiency you need at least half an hour of genuine conversation a day. 4 hours of just talking is not possible without special circumstances (another commenter said their dad was basically the head of UN translation, and he only knew 6).

    • @austenpoppy558
      @austenpoppy558 Год назад +28

      "including in my NATIVE one"
      I second that. I went to the UK to study and sometimes I joke that instead of mastering English, my second language, I now speak no language fluently because I make mistakes in mine. At first I was frankly ecstatic because I thought it meant I was becoming bilingual, but then it becomes really frustrating when you have to look up a word in the dictionary because you can't remember how to say it in your mothertongue, and when you get corrected by your own friends because you say words from your second language in your native one without realizing it...with the accent of your mothertongue (and confidently at that !).

  • @robertszumiowski589
    @robertszumiowski589 2 года назад +9012

    I'm Polish and the point you were making about ancient philosophies while speaking fluent Polish was extremely thought provoking. I would love to see more of you speaking Polish

    • @Kylephibbsky
      @Kylephibbsky 2 года назад +257

      I thought he was just reciting every last name from the last Polish census.

    • @itsytyt5192
      @itsytyt5192 2 года назад +4

      sd

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +86

      If you French kiss a Pole in winter, will your tongue get stuck to it?

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +12

      @@Kylephibbsky Your last name is "Phibbs." It literally means "lies."
      You and Ms. Whitehead should consider changing last names.

    • @LouBarnes12
      @LouBarnes12 2 года назад +20

      He's just fluent in Polish as a native speaker. Woow

  • @SabbaticalTommy
    @SabbaticalTommy 2 года назад +2734

    🤣 I swear if I ever made a "language" channel, these are the videos I'd make. You saved me the effort, cheers.

    • @LanguageSimp
      @LanguageSimp  2 года назад +245

      You’re an alpha male

    • @ddang8463
      @ddang8463 2 года назад +12

      @Sabbatical love your videos man! Greetings from a sub in Texas 👋

    • @501sabu501
      @501sabu501 2 года назад +6

      Keep going Sabbatical! Loved your vids in Nigeria & Argentina

    • @chibiromano5631
      @chibiromano5631 2 года назад +11

      As a Mexican American whose family is from Chichimecan Zacatecas that is a speaker of a Constructed langauge (based out of DF) called Classical Nahuatl( a language that nobody actually spoke).. I whole wholeheartedly agree. I was going to start my Classical Nahuatl channel too but both you smarks saved me effort tambien.

    • @ShadowValleys
      @ShadowValleys 2 года назад +1

      oh hi Sabbatical!

  • @EllaEllaAudios
    @EllaEllaAudios 2 года назад +8560

    "I learned to say "watashi wa alice desu" through Google translate, I am now a master at the Spanish language" - RUclips polyglots

    • @chiefpanda7040
      @chiefpanda7040 2 года назад +161

      yo tamben el espanghol es muy facilmente das muy spriechnen gut

    • @BT--vo2oi
      @BT--vo2oi 2 года назад +59

      Have you seen alice in borderland by any chance?

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 2 года назад +43

      Warshi wa baka.

    • @cosmicscience._
      @cosmicscience._ 2 года назад +10

      @@belstar1128 👏👏👏

    • @-sorta
      @-sorta 2 года назад +102

      watashi suki anime. watashi speak nihongo for juuni sai. watashi wa sugoi.

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe Год назад +1004

    As a brazillian,the part where you speak in spanish to pretend you're speaking in portuguese is 100% accurate

    • @brunochessking
      @brunochessking 11 месяцев назад +11

      Em um comentário você diz uma coisa, e no outro diz outra. Se decide!

    • @JoiceLopes.
      @JoiceLopes. 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@brunochesskingesse doido disse que é árabe KKKKKK

    • @brunochessking
      @brunochessking 11 месяцев назад

      @@JoiceLopes. sim mano

    • @jeds_basement1966
      @jeds_basement1966 10 месяцев назад +12

      i speak spanish and portugese sounds like if someone spoke spanish got their memory wiped then got into a coma due to that then tried to speak it again (this isnt ment to be a insult)

    • @valentinasanchez5757
      @valentinasanchez5757 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@jeds_basement1966no , its sounds like if you spoke a mix of Spanish with russian accent and open your mouth the less possible to say words ( no se por que lo he escrito en inglés , yo también hablo español hahah)

  • @izyyyblanco5052
    @izyyyblanco5052 2 года назад +934

    I LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SPEAKING POLISH VERY FLUENT JUST ADD "KURWA" AND YOU'RE A NATIVE POLISH PERSON I SWEAR

    • @cheetooreo6636
      @cheetooreo6636 2 года назад +40

      As a non-Polish speaker, I definitely didn't Google that, and will include it as a greeting. 😌

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 2 года назад +15

      Bardzo kurwa.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 2 года назад +33

      I think people always forget how essential of a word Polish "no" is. (I don't mean "nie", I mean literally "no", which can mean "yes", or a comma, or indignation, or a lot of different thongs especially if you add some more words to it, honorary mention of "No kurwa no" which is appropriate when your personally duck-taped fiat 126p still doesn't start).

    • @izyyyblanco5052
      @izyyyblanco5052 2 года назад +6

      @@tymondabrowski12 this is so kurwa true, no

    • @mmtigan
      @mmtigan 2 года назад +13

      I learned how to say "ja pierdole" from watching professional e-sports players.

  • @lucminax
    @lucminax 2 года назад +2281

    The Brazilian Portuguese part activated my fight or flight reflexes

    • @chibiromano5631
      @chibiromano5631 2 года назад +118

      and that's why I learned European Portugese... Brazilian sounds like a Simlish(Simms) version of Spanish. ..

    • @louievegan1098
      @louievegan1098 2 года назад +64

      @@chibiromano5631 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @lucminax
      @lucminax 2 года назад +350

      ​@@chibiromano5631 lol I'm Brazilian, I was referring to what he REDACTED the translation of o.o

    • @eduardolins5391
      @eduardolins5391 2 года назад +155

      @@chibiromano5631 Beta Portugal fan simping european portuguese....
      (Ironical comment btw)

    • @malkaviano14
      @malkaviano14 2 года назад +379

      @@chibiromano5631 Não existe uma língua chamada "português ". O que existe é brasileiro e brasileiro europeu

  • @barrysteven5964
    @barrysteven5964 Год назад +4091

    To be serious for a second, what really fucks me off about these 'polyglots' is not the amount of languages they've learnt but the lack of honesty about how many they've forgotten. It's a skill like playing an instrument or a sport. You have to practise or you get rusty and forget things. To keep a language up and not forget it you need to use it every day. How the hell can you practise 20 languages every day?

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Год назад +195

      You don't really forget they just become dormant. Hell you actually don't need to practice them all every day just ask Steve Kaufmann he is old and can speak 20 languages and one of his most fluent ones is Japanese because he has worked in Japan for years. And by speak i mean to a B2 level at least you know conversation with actual native speakers as no way in hell majority of natives are a C2 level

    • @marialandar8619
      @marialandar8619 Год назад +73

      I can really relate to the fact that you have to be practicing in the foreign languages you’ve learned. Once I was really good in Englisch and I still consider myself as being fluent in it but since I’ve started studing and learning German and focused on it more (have a C2 level by now) my Englisch kinda rusted up a bit. And it’s quite hard for me now to switch from German to Englisch and be equally good in both of them. It feels as if a brain has some sort of a separate and space limmited section for your knowledge of foreing languages and at some point it’s just “filled up to the top.”. like you are getting better in one foreign language and the other one(s) have not enough “space” left. But it’s not how it works. just my thoughts when I have difficulties in Englisch (German words come to my mind much faster).

    • @thesampsoninstitute
      @thesampsoninstitute Год назад +53

      I know the point you're trying to make. It's basically that many native speakers do not use C2 vocabulary very often.
      However...almost all native speakers of a language are C2.

    • @deadwolf3607
      @deadwolf3607 Год назад +100

      @@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena there was a french dude who spoke french his entire life
      He needed a french lang certificat to move to canada
      He failed the test🤣🤣

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Год назад +16

      @@thesampsoninstitute I would argue they are at most C1 even those without education that just acquired language through communication

  • @LOL-cringe
    @LOL-cringe Год назад +724

    To be serious for a second, what really fucks me off about these 'polyglots' is not the amount of languages they've learnt but the lack of honesty about how many they've forgotten. It's a skill like playing an instrument or a sport. You have to practise or you get rusty and forget things. To keep a language up and not forget it you need to use it every day. How the hell can you practise 20 languages every day?

    • @vattghern7592
      @vattghern7592 11 месяцев назад +71

      Yep, I'm a native Arabic speaker, and after speaking English for so long, I tend to forget some Arabic words. It's like handwriting too, I write better and faster in English now than I do Arabic, let alone 5+ other languages

    • @Alessandro_Batistuda
      @Alessandro_Batistuda 11 месяцев назад +23

      How to practice? Make videos for RUclips where you speak about how awesome you are and how cool to be a hyperpolyglot gigachad:)

    • @jerstumc5033
      @jerstumc5033 11 месяцев назад +3

      i dont see the goal, too. i learned english because its useful but why do i wanna learn arabic or any other language to challenge myself for no purpose whatsoever?, otherwise its just blantly a waste of time

    • @azariacba
      @azariacba 10 месяцев назад +45

      @@jerstumc5033 Some people enjoy languages for their own sake

    • @imgonnakermitslipnslide
      @imgonnakermitslipnslide 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah man i hate getting "fucked off"

  • @thiagukkj
    @thiagukkj Год назад +3954

    As a brazillian,the part where you speak in spanish to pretend you're speaking in portuguese is 100% accurate

    • @kevinschutze7376
      @kevinschutze7376 Год назад

      bolsonaro é muito gostoso

    • @lemonadeinmyveins9078
      @lemonadeinmyveins9078 Год назад

      "Bolsonaro muito muito muito muito gostoso"

    • @onironius8008
      @onironius8008 Год назад +97

      It sounded like Spanish with a Dutch accent.

    • @TicoKamisaki
      @TicoKamisaki Год назад +120

      As a Brazilian myself I can confirm that was not only a 100% accurate, that was also precious 😭😂😂 this guy's too fuuny

    • @benjaminbustamante7924
      @benjaminbustamante7924 Год назад

      JAJAJAJAJAJ muito muito muito muito gostoso

  • @The420033
    @The420033 Год назад +2861

    To be fair, your Russian pronounciation is on point. It felt like I was having a stroke or a bad dream: my language, but no familiar words.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Год назад +153

      Simlish

    • @EminencePhront
      @EminencePhront Год назад

      I'm just amazed he didn't toss in a cyka blyat.

    • @nicoleellis6794
      @nicoleellis6794 Год назад +123

      Да, он как будто говорил на русском задом наперед 😅

    • @ЕвгенийБагрянов-н9э
      @ЕвгенийБагрянов-н9э Год назад +6

      @@nicoleellis6794 😅

    • @PaulusCaesar
      @PaulusCaesar Год назад +90

      Once I recorded random words in English, played it backwards, it sounded so Russian it was uncanny. It meant nothing of course, but the sound was there

  • @bradicalhabibkhoda4138
    @bradicalhabibkhoda4138 Год назад +1649

    RUclips polyglots and programmers have a lot in common. They put a new language on their resume the second they know how to say hello in it

    • @JohnFlower-NZ
      @JohnFlower-NZ Год назад +355

      You got that wrong. Programmers have higher standards. They claim mastery when they say "Hello World".

    • @emerson23946
      @emerson23946 Год назад +14

      I am apparently conversationally fluent in French. I’ve studied it for almost 7 years and went abroad. But I still can’t understand music or most shows because I need the context clues in a conversation and the ability to ask follow up questions. I can always get there with someone but it’s not pretty. I don’t like to say I’m fluent because I’m still so far from a native speaker. I still don’t like to put it down on a resume because I feel like I still have so far to go, even though I could figure out what someone was saying and probably somewhat easily have a someone disjointed but effective conversation with someone. I shudder at the idea of proclaiming a language you know nothing in

    • @TheKarabanera
      @TheKarabanera Год назад +43

      Programming languages are way easier though. If you know at least 2 or 3 - you can figure out others rather fast. Actual languages might get easier, but not as much.

    • @kencootoko8815
      @kencootoko8815 Год назад

      Work in the industry and interview people. Its 100% true. I have seen people claim "Proficient in C++" who had only ever written one list sort.

    • @SangerZonvolt
      @SangerZonvolt Год назад +14

      ​@@TheKarabanera
      Funny you would mention that. My girlfriend is a polyglot and allways says how it does in fact get easier to learn more languages if you already know a few, especially if they are from the same language family. So if you already know 2 languages from a region chances are a 3rd will be relatively easy to learn. Of course there are exceotions with some regional languages being completely different from their neighbors. But even in completely different languages is apparently gets easier as your brain not only learns the language, but also learns to learn languages. As in it gets better remembering vocabulary and picking up gramatical rules.
      Not speaking from personal experience, I can only speak english and german fluently, with a bit of duolingo level of japanese.

  • @ShadowChief117
    @ShadowChief117 Год назад +275

    I feel like I've stumbled into a parody of a community of people that I never even knew existed lmao

  • @HighlightHeaven
    @HighlightHeaven 2 года назад +5480

    “White flag, surrender” lmao

    • @brianahernofficial
      @brianahernofficial 2 года назад +42

      That got me too 😂

    • @PIVfirestarkproducon
      @PIVfirestarkproducon 2 года назад +37

      Damn so this where u at off season huh

    • @thalesshu6615
      @thalesshu6615 2 года назад +5

      I'm still crying

    • @markdavis7397
      @markdavis7397 2 года назад +36

      That joke is soooo tired and overused. It's also not very accurate, but I wouldn't care about that if it were funny. After 10,000 repetitions, it just isn't that funny anymore. My 2-year old granddaughter thinks the same thing is funny only about 20 times; it would be nice if the internet would get tired of things at least as fast as a 2-year old...is that too much to ask? I guess it is.

    • @PortalOfKaden
      @PortalOfKaden 2 года назад +130

      @@markdavis7397 so you surrender to the jokes?

  • @WaaDoku
    @WaaDoku 2 года назад +2040

    As a native German speaker I'm honestly blown away by your German skills! You should be really proud of yourself! And I know you didn't speak any German in this video but I can just tell by how many languages you already pretend to know that your pseudo-German gibberish you learned from that one Charlie Chaplin movie must be impeccable as well! Keep it up!

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku Год назад +16

      @Ricky Smith I was making a joke comment.

    • @Avestan69
      @Avestan69 Год назад +60

      Yeah bro as a native German speaker form North Korea his german was amazing

    • @carlosv7801
      @carlosv7801 Год назад +27

      He have not spoke not even a word, just like a native german

    • @Avestan69
      @Avestan69 Год назад +12

      @@carlosv7801 yeah bro he is more German then Germans

    • @adventureswithaurora
      @adventureswithaurora Год назад +2

      @@carlosv7801 🤣

  • @spanellaful
    @spanellaful 2 года назад +547

    As an Italian native speaker, I confirm that Italian is just Spanish with a different accent and random hand gestures. Thanks!

    • @toshiroutte
      @toshiroutte 2 года назад +39

      As a native spanish speaker I second this confirmation.

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 2 года назад +21

      I spent a month in Italy and I employed this method pretty well. I thought, "Oh I'll just read signs and I'll be able to read them just fine." Joke was on me, there were lots of places without very much signage (I'm looking at you, Rome Airport).

    • @KangNamPelon
      @KangNamPelon 2 года назад +6

      Yeah I used this method to talk to my grandpa, although I guess the first full sentence in his dialect I learned was “Nun mi parli Spagnuol, I mang capisc nent Spagnuol!” Still, it more or less worked-the random hand gestures help a lot!

    • @erikas.6790
      @erikas.6790 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, our gesture aren't coded and precise or descending from thousand of years where we didn't have the exact same language so gesture helped us understanding better each other, we are just crazy 👍

    • @clairee5544
      @clairee5544 2 года назад +1

      Username checks out

  • @incoocat150
    @incoocat150 Год назад +2387

    One of these 'polyglots' went to a shop, where the shopkeeper was speaking my native language. After the initial bs sentences, like 'I have friends who speak your language' and 'I've been studying this language for 6 months' the lady replied and said how nice this is. Then she asked something and the guy didn't answer her, but kept saying some completely unrelated things. She then politely asked something else in a very basic way and the guy yet again didn't answer her question, but said something unrelated bs. She became uncomfortable with the situation and wanted to cut it short, but the guy kept going on and butchered my language even further.
    I commend if someone learns languages, it really helps breaking barriers, but please stop pretending your skills are incredible, when in reality all you do is just memorize a few sentences in different languages. It's nice and all that, but it doesn't make you a polyglot.

    • @JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms
      @JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms Год назад +119

      what a grand and intoxicating innocence.

    • @muizzsiddique
      @muizzsiddique Год назад +192

      This reminds of how Wouter speaks languages. He hardly has a conversation and is instead just speaking paragraphs at people without ever considering their input.

    • @Lilith-sj7xp
      @Lilith-sj7xp Год назад +24

      Out of curiosity, what language?

    • @soffren
      @soffren Год назад +7

      ​@@JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms*grand
      Also, nice

    • @averagejoessb3110
      @averagejoessb3110 Год назад +42

      It's like the opposite of me. Usually I'll say my Spanish isn't very good and won't even try to speak it but if someone speaks Spanish to me I can *usually* understand if they're not speaking super fast

  • @damondominique
    @damondominique 2 года назад +3969

    DON'T EXPOSE OUR SECRETS ABOUT HOW ONCE YOU LEARN ONE ROMANCE LANGUAGE YOU BASICALLY KNOW THE REST

    • @sirvirgo1705
      @sirvirgo1705 2 года назад +163

      And learning a creole language is like learning multiple languages in one 🤫

    • @thinksie
      @thinksie 2 года назад +82

      não mano o que você diz é simplesmente imposivel e engraçado, no es que español es muy parecido al portugués, não cara, cê mente!

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 2 года назад +42

      @@thinksie Estoy gozando el viaje en la buseta. 😝

    • @CPT543
      @CPT543 2 года назад +5

      I've noticed and I love it

    • @DerToasti
      @DerToasti 2 года назад +39

      nah i know french and i can tell that learning spanish will be a pain in the butt. grammar is a mix between english/german and french but most of the vocab is barely recognizable. maybe italian would be easier.

  • @erkenbrand2033
    @erkenbrand2033 2 года назад +3305

    I’m going to be honest, as a Spaniard myself, the “Spanish with Italian accent” sounded much more like actual Spanish (indeed a very decent Spanish) than the other one

    • @KangNamPelon
      @KangNamPelon 2 года назад +145

      LOL yeah basically just sounded like what I imagine Argentine Spanish to be!

    • @MyMusicSosa
      @MyMusicSosa 2 года назад +78

      Jajaja el wey sonó como un latino haciendo acento Italiano

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 2 года назад +103

      I'm Argentinian, and I can confirm he came close enough to how we speak.

    • @Netro1992
      @Netro1992 2 года назад +29

      That's the joke.

    • @morganqorishchi8181
      @morganqorishchi8181 2 года назад +68

      Something similar happened when a friend of mine tried to do a French accent while speaking Arabic - he ended up with a flawless Moroccan Arabic accent pretty much identical to Moroccan bilingual people.

  • @turnkey_hole
    @turnkey_hole Год назад +517

    The most mind-blowing thing I've learned while learning a second language is that on the continuum of proficiency, anybody ahead of you sounds like they have fantastic fluency, accent, and vocabulary and anyone behind you sounds obviously off.
    So like... If you don't speak a language, you have absolutely no basis for evaluating how well some dude trying to sell you some course speaks whatever language he wants to teach you.

    • @KorianHUN
      @KorianHUN Год назад +29

      I just realized locals say my english is good if they hear it because 80% of people in m country can't hold a conversation in english lmao

    • @Serena-or7sl
      @Serena-or7sl Год назад +11

      I would say it's more that you can recognize some levels above and below you accurately, but cannot really distinguish levels way above you. Also it matters a lot if you are hearing only few selected phrases or if you are listening to multiple conversations.
      For example, I don't know Japanese above A1 level (I'm not A1 either), but I can recognize that Dogen (a youtuber), but after listening to multiple video I can reasonably say that he speaks at least decent Japanese (it helps that he does comedic skits of people at different level of Japanese pronunciation, so you can get a feel of the difference between American pronunciation or a more proper one.).

    • @rijjhb9467
      @rijjhb9467 Год назад +2

      @@Serena-or7sl I'd like to learn Japanese but I'm frightened by it. How harder it is compared to English (assuming that English is not your first language)?
      Do you think it would be feasible by studying just an hour a day? Also, can you do an hour of Japanese per day or it'll make you crazy?

    • @Skaftholu
      @Skaftholu Год назад +3

      @@rijjhb9467 I took Japanese in high school and it's very difficult. It's kinda nice because pronunciation is 100% consistent, but you also have to learn the script which can be really challenging. Especially when you start to get into kanji as there are literally thousands of kanji characters. Add in the fact that Japanese has several levels of formality depending on who you're talking to that will change how you say things and it can get really overwhelming. Granted, I only took it for 2 terms to fulfill my language requirement so I didn't get too deep into it, but even at the basic level it's tough. Learning to read/write in Japanese was by far the hardest part for me though

    • @sofieatcenie
      @sofieatcenie Год назад +5

      Reminds me of the time i got a duolingo ad and the lady absolutely butchered a swedish sentence w the smuggest confidence

  • @leel9186
    @leel9186 2 года назад +1637

    I bought into the whole ‘fluent in 3 months’ ‘language hacking horseshit’… I speak Italian now as a second language, and it has taken me 5-6 years, my partner is Italian, we go and visit her family regularly, I also study. There are no shortcuts.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +236

      It's hard 'cause Italian is two languages in one: Italian and sign language.

    • @leel9186
      @leel9186 2 года назад +72

      @@scintillam_dei hahaha. Very true. And you can't learn the sign language part. I look like a fool when I try.

    • @rashidah9307
      @rashidah9307 2 года назад +46

      Having studied foreign languages a traditional way in school, I would say there are many "shortcuts" in language learning and there are certainly long, dead end streets, as well. I've learned a lot from Benny and other polyglots on RUclips and it HAS helped me learn much faster and more efficiently. Taking charge of my learning journey instead of being dependent on a course or teacher to teach me what they think I should know has allowed me to learn how to communicate what's important to me in my target language, which then motivates me to keep going. The point of Fluent in 3 months is not actual fluency in three months but to get people having short conversations in their target language as soon as possible. All true polyglots talk about the hours they spend each week studying, practicing and maintaining their languages.

    • @Mrsquiggley
      @Mrsquiggley 2 года назад +24

      @@rashidah9307 as a mono lingual English speaker, I’ve just started my attempt to be a polyglot, but my goal is to learn 4 languages in 15 years plus AUSLAN, Australian sign Language.
      The idea of fluent in a few months just seems absolutely ridiculous to me.
      I’m starting with Indonesian because it’s the only foreign language in a Roman script where I know several people closely who are native speakers to be able to practice with, on top of doing 45 minutes a day of Duolingo and then doing formal language classes.

    • @rashidah9307
      @rashidah9307 2 года назад +11

      @@Mrsquiggley that's great! I've heard that Indonesian is a great language to learn for English speakers because of the shared script and (if I'm remembering correctly) not overly complicated grammar. Best wishes to you! I'm learning Levantine Arabic. It's not so similar to English but I'm highly motivated and I have many Arab friends who don't speak much English. I've made great progress in 1.5 years, and I'm excited about where I'll be a year from now!

  • @maqaroon
    @maqaroon Год назад +7251

    My father used to be chief interpreter of the United Nations and during his entire career they only had one single interpreter who was genuinely fluent in 6 languages. He was a Cambridge graduate and incredibly valuable for conferences because he could jump in for others. The entry requirement to be a UN interpreter is fluency in 3 of these languages (English, Spanish, Arabic, Russian, French) with the exception being Chinese where you only need to be fluent in English and Chinese. So it is absolutely confirmed bullshit that an average person can easily be fluent in 4 languages, let alone 6 or more.

    • @hodidebb197
      @hodidebb197 Год назад +715

      I would like to disagree using myself as an example. I studied by myself and became fluent in 5 languages. I believe studying languages is extremely easy though. Italian, Spanish, French and Romanian. After you learn one fluently, you will be able to easily learn the other 3. The structure is almost always the same and the words change a bit from language to language but are not that different. Feliz, fericit, felice.What is actually hard is learning languages with completely different structures: Italian-Chinese-English for example.

    • @Sergio-nb4hj
      @Sergio-nb4hj Год назад +575

      ​@@hodidebb197 Definitely agree. Any slavic language for example is a walk in the park if you already know one, and the same can be said about turkic languages. It's learning a language with different genealogy that is truly challenging, and that's why the UN has that requirement

    • @morpher728
      @morpher728 Год назад +570

      You're hyper exagerating, 10 languages in 1 month is beyond impossible but being completely fluent in 4 languages could even be considered "easy" however consider that the translators you're talking about don't simply speak those languages but have advanced translation and comprehension skills

    • @CHIVA195
      @CHIVA195 Год назад +56

      @@hodidebb197 I doubt that you are fluent if you got a foreigner accent lol

    • @hodidebb197
      @hodidebb197 Год назад +13

      @@CHIVA195 i don’t have accents when I speak.

  • @EconPods
    @EconPods 2 года назад +1691

    I now speak 34 languages with a mindblowingly native-like accent after watching this video! Might try this RUclips thing and scam the shit out of innocently motivated and good natured people for every single last penny they have. Thanks Language Simp!

    • @YDSD
      @YDSD 2 года назад

      Just pay 248$ for this course that you cant even try for free on the link below

    • @ascendedi6202
      @ascendedi6202 2 года назад +14

      only 34??

    • @GotGoud
      @GotGoud 2 года назад +17

      rule 34 :0

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 2 года назад +1

      I parol 69 linguas.

    • @A_DOG
      @A_DOG 2 года назад +5

      I speak 420 language in a week

  • @JorgeLourenco000
    @JorgeLourenco000 Год назад +119

    So accurate, I once argued the same thing in a “polyglot” channel and all hell broke loose. Imagine me, being a Portuguese native, having someone telling me that the guy was talking Portuguese and that I did not know anything about it.

    • @siesaw1
      @siesaw1 Год назад +33

      had a similar situation happen to me with a delusional American. We (about 6 native Irish commenters) kept on telling him that calling our language "gaelic" is incorrect, it's an umbrella term used for grouping gaeilge and other similar languages such as welsh etc. After about 50 replies the guy said he seen it on Wikipedia and still fully believes he's right, even though all of us grew up in Irish speaking parts lmfao. He never backed down.

    • @ZaneConnor
      @ZaneConnor 10 месяцев назад +1

      The American has Dunning Kruger syndrome 😊

    • @tatherva7387
      @tatherva7387 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@siesaw1 This is so funny because I remember reading that exact thread. I don't think I replied at all but it stuck with me because of the second hand embarrassment

    • @tatherva7387
      @tatherva7387 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@layelee Honestly I don't remember which exactly, but I don't think the stubborn American guy in the comments was the one who made the video, just a random defender of the guy. If I had to guess, was probably xiaonyc but could be any number of similar copycat channels.

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter 2 года назад +3531

    After living in Poland for about a month, i can confidently say that its literally half of their vocabulary, and i fucking love laughing about it

    • @bloomernessdiffusion2405
      @bloomernessdiffusion2405 2 года назад +212

      I confirm this. After a month in poland environment you start literally "think" in polish as it is your native language. I'm ukrainan. Probably it works this well only when you're ukrainian or belorussian.

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 2 года назад +74

      Bardzo kurwa.

    • @eksprolek2924
      @eksprolek2924 2 года назад +94

      As being Polish, and havic spech problems, i sound exactly like what he qas saying.

    • @SlowPolish
      @SlowPolish 2 года назад +20

      Hahahaha I love his Polish 😂😂

    • @chibiromano5631
      @chibiromano5631 2 года назад +54

      As a Spanish speaker aka Neutral Brazilian Portugese or Informal Italian.. French and Portugese are literally same lagnague .. French just sounds more .. like if you mixed the Lion King with a drunk Portugese making Poland noises.
      I'm just kidding, French is not even a romance langauge. It's Celto-Germanic version of pig latin none of us ; Romanian, Espanol, Italiano and Portugese can understand a go* **am word that French is saying..
      'Weegh wee pa po po pa pe jeh surrendeghhhhhrr(*weird french noises) .. blanq flag.'

  • @bea7823
    @bea7823 2 года назад +451

    In all seriousness, Duolingo helped me get to intermediate German. I was able to hold a conversation with this one German dude who kept correcting me because my sentences don’t sound completely natural, but he said he could understand me fine, so I was still pretty happy.

    • @isaacbruner65
      @isaacbruner65 Год назад +93

      An intermediate level is something I could believe. Duolingo is a good tool, but it's no substitute for conversation. It would be extremely difficult, if not impossible, to become fluent through Duolingo alone.

    • @bea7823
      @bea7823 Год назад +59

      @@isaacbruner65 I completely agree! It’s a pretty big help, but I think immersion matters the most.

    • @thatsinteresting3415
      @thatsinteresting3415 Год назад +25

      @@bea7823 Oh, it's very effective for learning like any resource, actually more than many traditional resources for dummies like me, but emersion is what helps develope fluency. Fluency and knowledge are not 1 to 1 correlatives.

    • @chandrakatel4354
      @chandrakatel4354 Год назад +6

      @@thatsinteresting3415 immersion*

    • @notavailable403
      @notavailable403 Год назад +10

      Yeah it helped me with Spanish too! It helped me build a good foundation and then I moved to Spain and practiced here. Of course you need more resources to learn languages, but Duolingo is pretty helpful depending on the language you're learning.

  • @gentryhaney4713
    @gentryhaney4713 2 года назад +707

    i like how his mistranslations make it fun for people to know what hes actually saying, its the ultimate language troll

  • @migrantmel8919
    @migrantmel8919 Год назад +336

    Loved this. As someone that speaks Spanish and worked reaaaally hard to get good at it, I found myself feeling really demotivated by videos of 'I learned 34302 languages in 10 seconds'. Also I found that actually being genuinely immersed in a language and culture was really emotionally taxing (not being able to make friends, not feeling like I had a personality or myself), and that was already being at like a B2, C1 level! But according to these polyglots they're connecting with everyone everywhere!

    • @Serena-or7sl
      @Serena-or7sl Год назад +15

      They are connecting with everyone everywhere probably because they use English ;)

    • @dmarl1042
      @dmarl1042 Год назад +18

      It's ok to be demotivated once in a while, as long as you remember your objective is different from them. I learned German seriously for 4 years now, but my first super beginner (a1.1) course was 25 years ago. I'm at B1/B2 level, but still finds it hard to start talking spontaneously. I admire those fast learner, but it's my choice to learn it slow so that I can have meaningful conversations with native speakers.

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana Год назад +12

      I've been studying English since primary school, I still haven't grasped all of the intricacies of the language even though I use it pretty much daily on the internet. There's so much culture and intricacy in how a language is used that it's always going to be a very long journey to mastering it, I'm also going to be taking a certification test this weekend, I've never taken an official language test before so I'm excited to finally have a reference point to compare myself to once I get the results :P

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana Год назад +7

      Also on the topic of connecting with people, I think you hit the nail right on the head, thing with actually learning languages is connecting with people it can be quite hard to achieve because there's usually both a cultural barrier and a language barrier. What I learned over time on the internet is not being fluent in the language you're communicating in usually just ends up resulting in a superficial relationship with whoever you're talking to. Words and language is how we deliver emotions to one another, if I can't do that with the language i'm learning then I wouldn't even bother in the first place

    • @migrantmel8919
      @migrantmel8919 Год назад +10

      ​@@Lunamana First of all your English is amazing! Using idoms like "hit the nail on the head" can be really hard to do and always a good sign of a high level in any language (because it's not just studying but experience). And good luck on your certification, I'm sure you'll surprise yourself with the results! I actually am not interested (at least right now) in learning another language for exactly the reason you said. I feel extremely comfortable in Spanish now, have amazing friends, and a wonderful partner. It took so long to feel so comfortable though, that I couldn't jump into another language without also feeling exhausted haha.

  • @aiquesono
    @aiquesono 2 года назад +259

    I studied Russian for around 5 years. I can speak it without any confidence🥸

    • @MakotoOPT
      @MakotoOPT 2 года назад +41

      heres your problem youu are actually trying to learn the language youtube polyglots are not. change what fleuncy means and go order russian food in russian and claim fleuncy like every other youtube polyglot

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel 2 года назад +17

      I studied Russian since I was 2. I can also speak it without any confidence, just as any other language. I have social anxiety. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Words-of-encouragement.-.
      @Words-of-encouragement.-. 2 года назад

      @@MakotoOPT The problem with "change what fluency means" is that there are varying levels of fluency, and people cannot seem to agree what "fluency" really means. There is no one definition of fluent.

    • @MakotoOPT
      @MakotoOPT 2 года назад +3

      @@Words-of-encouragement.-. I feel like B2 and higher is when someone can claim fluency in a language. I understand what you mean, but I get annoyed when these creators basically imply that being able to only say "hello how are you" or being able to order your food in your target language is a form of fluency when they cannot continue a conversation that they aren't pacing themselves they cant talk about anything outside of a couple interest. I would not say someone is fluent in English if they can only talk about the weather or ask me how I am doing. I would label them as fluent if they can understand about 80% of what I am saying and they can communicate how they feel about 80% of the time accurately. People say the placement tests mean nothing but having taken those tests there is absolutely no way you could bullshit passing B2 and above. and it tests everything. And lastly the ability to learn in a language is when I will describe someone as fluent which is usually the B level (independent learner). Because its okay to not know jargon or how to talk about chemistry in your target language but can you learn it. Are you fluent enough to keep up with someone talking about it. Fluency has always meant that but Americans trying to do party tricks kinda fucked with the meaning to mean "I can say hi how are you I love languages" in 40 languages.
      Also I am not attacking you because I know what you mean by fluency having different meanings. I just dislike shady "youtube polyglots"

    • @Words-of-encouragement.-.
      @Words-of-encouragement.-. 2 года назад +1

      @@MakotoOPT No worries. I understand where you are coming from. I don't feel attacked at all, and I too, dislike shady RUclips polyglots.
      I understand the level you are referring to with your definition of fluency, and I don't necessarily disagree with it. For me personally I would agree that if someone can learn a topic like chemistry in a language they are certainly "fluent" in it. However, conversational fluency is another topic.
      I like Olly Richards Idea of the "pub test" for that. The idea is that if you can go grab a drink, sit down at a pub and have a full conversation (beyond surface level bs) with a buddy and no one needs to slow down or cater their language for you...that's a pretty good indication of conversational fluency. That's essentially the goal I intend to reach with most of the languages I want to learn.

  • @96KN_
    @96KN_ 2 года назад +672

    The Indonesian one caught me off guard. It is embarrassingly accurate... Our people are easily impressed by the smallest thing foreigners do. I think, that seems like a bad thing now, because it makes us look like we're easily get fooled. Making it easier for the people who wants to take an advantage of it. I grew tired of the kind of contents that are chasing for clout by inserting 'anything related to Indonesia' to it, to be honest. But at the same time, there are people that enjoy those contents.

    • @Punyulada
      @Punyulada 2 года назад +10

      Thankfully, the younger folk don't seem to be as easily impressed by your regular bule learning a few phrases here and there.

    • @96KN_
      @96KN_ 2 года назад +18

      @@Punyulada Those that are familiar with the English language and the internet may be. But I am still baffled by how many Indonesian people being impressed by the clickbait bule at TikTok.

    • @robdesti6576
      @robdesti6576 2 года назад +28

      @@96KN_ I think it has to do with how Westerners used to be seen in the past in East Asian countries: kind of admired, but also really self-centered and unwilling to learn the most basic vocabulary, so when older people see Westerners speaking a sentence or two, they're either incredibly impressed or just pleasantly surprised.

    • @dupatuptup
      @dupatuptup 2 года назад +16

      Yesss ,and I can assure you we ,Indians are same too ,even if you just mention the word India , you'll literally see the comments are flooded with Indians 😆

    • @frailimbnursery
      @frailimbnursery 2 года назад +7

      @@Punyulada i'm not sure about which age range you referred to as 'younger folk', but if what you mean is young teenager, i disagree. in my opinion, the most targeted audience for bules who chase clout is young children (elementary and secondary school). it's either that or BOOMERS
      older teenagers and young adults seem not to care as much tho, because bules getting fluent in indonesian are getting more common (at least on the internet)
      just added my two cents there. sorry if i misinterpreted your comment

  • @lud3269
    @lud3269 2 года назад +3817

    As a native Brazilian speaker I can confirm that this guy is a certified honest polyglot I wasn't expecting the redacted part though, it was funny😂

    • @minismalls3096
      @minismalls3096 2 года назад +202

      very sexy bolsonaro 🤣

    • @lucas-jx6ie
      @lucas-jx6ie 2 года назад +65

      Yaaaah , He is right about the Bolsonaro ( it was a joke) hahahhaha

    • @Weissenschenkel
      @Weissenschenkel 2 года назад +78

      That redacted part made my butiás fall from my pocket. 🤣

    • @micaelmz
      @micaelmz 2 года назад +35

      Brazilian speaker?

    • @lud3269
      @lud3269 2 года назад +6

      @@micaelmz Yep

  • @tylerowens
    @tylerowens Год назад +74

    As someone who learned Albanian and lived in Albania for a year and a half, the funny thing is that there is actually a well understood gesture language. One time I saw two older gentlemen have an entire conversation across a crowded plaza exclusively in gestures, and the thing that surprised me more than the fact that they were able to do that was that I completely understood what they were saying to each other.

  • @Rinabow
    @Rinabow 2 года назад +2246

    Years ago, I got caught up in the idea of trying to become a huge polyglot, and had aspirations of becoming one myself. I spread myself thin over so many languages that it really started to hurt my progress in the languages I cared about, or actively used. Eventually after completely burning myself out, I stuck to just 2: Japanese, which I'd been actively interested in since my teens, and was easily the one I'd consistently remained the most proficient with, and Dutch, the language of the place I live in now.
    As my language study become more focused, I really started to notice how deep these languages really go, and I'd come to realize that there was no possible way I'd be able to know and retain this depth for 5 to 10 other languages. When I talked with people in those languages I'd find myself in topics of discussion that would open me up to entirely new vocabulary, including words that had no translation to English at all. I will often still refuse to call myself fluent, because despite actually having a romantic partner with whom I communicate exclusively in Japanese, I recognize that there are still a lot of things I don't know.
    To bring this back to the topic of RUclips Polyglots, I've started to realize how surface-level their proclaimed language skills actually are. Whenever I see videos of these people in unscripted settings, such as talking to people on the streets ect, their conversations rarely go past surface level self-introductions, and when I hear Japanese in particular, I really notice just how unnatural they actually talk.
    I do find it a little concerning, because for anyone who is passionate about learning another language or culture, these polyglot flexes can lead people into feeling like their one or two languages aren't good enough, like they did for me, and then possibly try to sell a solution with apps or services.

    • @madeleine61509
      @madeleine61509 2 года назад +262

      Something YT polyglots will do to seem better in languages than they actually are is to fling around the word "fluent/fluency".
      I have the same mindset as you: I am a native speaker in English, I attended Hebrew school growing up, I studied Spanish for 15 years, AND I have also been living in France with my French boyfriend for 6 years now. I can hold a conversation in 4 different languages (my Hebrew isn't great anymore, but I can get my point across). Despite that, I still believe that the only language I'm fluent in is English... Not because I suck in the others, but because fluency is more than just "speak the language gud".
      I've seen proof of some polyglots throwing around the word "fluent" inaccurately. I saw a video just the other day of a supposed polyglot talking about celebrities who are multilingual and frequently said "(Celebrity) is fluent in (language)" then they inserted a clip where that celebrity is speaking that language and somehow manages to make 10 grammatical errors in a single sentence, as well as having a terrible accent. "Bone jor. Geem apple John" is not fluency. Merely saying a word or sentence is not fluency.
      Another thing: unless you have a lot of free time and spare cash, being a fluent polyglot of more than 3 languages is flatout unobtainable for 99% of people. No matter how much you study, your language skills will always be limited until you immerse yourself. Unless you plan to live in a country for every language, being a polyglot is impossible... And even then, I think people don't realise just how much your language skills deteriorate when you don't use that language regularly. You would have to constantly cycle through living in those 10 countries, constantly moving between them. I use English a fair bit daily: the internet is obviously predominantly in English and I still have my English speaking friends and family. Despite that, the fact that that isn't the language I'm hearing day in and day out has meant that I have started to make more mistakes than when I lived in an English-speaking country.
      Sorry for the long comment, but the only thing that pisses me off more than ignorance is when people exploit, feed into, and profit off of ignorance. Also, I know you didn't mention this but I absolutely hate Duolingo with a burning passion. It is literally the worst language learning tool in existence. Duolingo can go suck an egg.

    • @BallisticaMetal
      @BallisticaMetal 2 года назад

      @@madeleine61509 This! And on the other hand, let me give you a reality check: no one gives a fuck. Speak/learn the languages that you like and love and that's it. You don't have to "impress" anybody, do it for yourself.

    • @gekkenhuisje
      @gekkenhuisje 2 года назад +63

      Wholeheartedly agree with you and @Mad Dog. "Fluent/fluency" is overused a lot. For a language that isn't your native tongue, fluency is a lifelong goal to work towards.

    • @jadeevergreen
      @jadeevergreen 2 года назад +41

      I agree with you. Watching a few of those videos made me question my language studying ability a lot. Though I think i have enough people in real life to compare to who are really amazing imo. I can understand how easily the gratification comes when you tell people about studying languages. I've been studying Japanese and I took Chinese lessons last Semester, considering it more of a hobby of mine. My level in Japanese is alright and I'm still a beginner in Chinese (not planning to reach "native-fluency"-Level either), but many people who don't study languages themselves or who struggled with this in school think that I am really amazing to be able to do this. They can't judge my actual fluency level, so they think I must be some kind of genius. I personally feel a bit bothered by that as I don't want people to expect anything great of me and I just want to do this for fun, but I can imagine some people to really like this attention.

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 2 года назад +79

      I'd rather be able to communicate effectively and articulately on a variety of topics in 3 languages than be able to ask where the bathroom is and talk about my family in 15 languages.

  • @sittingstill3578
    @sittingstill3578 2 года назад +1541

    This is hilarious. My friend who has learned a lot of Korean since moving to South Korean and marrying a Korean, pointed this out about these RUclips polyglots to me a few years ago. I recently had a coworker claiming to speak a language I know a little of and everything that came out of his mouth was both nonsense and pronounced incorrectly at that. Those who speak other languages fluently or even partially don’t need to brag, they just do it and use it as a tool to get work done. Language is a means not an end.

    • @barkspasenine
      @barkspasenine 2 года назад +27

      What's the point in learning a language if you aren't gonna use it somehow? Honestly.

    • @brendanthedreamer
      @brendanthedreamer 2 года назад +104

      @@barkspasenine Obviously so you can flex your muscles and act better than everyone else.

    • @joob40
      @joob40 2 года назад +89

      It's ok to have this as a hobby. Not everyone thinks that learning languages proves that a person is smart. I know enough about it to know that it has very little to do with intelligence. But I do appreciate that someone interested in language learning is more likely to be intelligent than someone who, e.g., would rather memorize Nascar statistics. Anyway, both are hobbies. And we like to talk about our hobbies. If someone's fragile ego is triggered by me talking about my language hobby, they've just shown me a little bit about their own insecurities.
      Funny... when I got my doctorate degree, we had a whole ceremony celebrating it, and even changed the way people say my name in formal settings. But I'm supposed to stay quiet about my language hobby? Not logical. Do you also get offended when people play musical instruments? Similar learning/ training experience with that hobby. Shaming intellectual endeavors is a "dumbing down of society" practice that I will never agree with.

    • @sittingstill3578
      @sittingstill3578 2 года назад +8

      I don’t understand the relationship between our comments. I do know a few folks with doctorates pretty closely all of whom have different levels of success with languages. Do you find that it is hard to have a good conversation about subjects you know deeply like your area of study because the knowledge of your conversation partners is too low or they have too little interest to allow time to build an accurate mental model? I’ve come across this from the other end when I try to pick the brains of professionals in a field I have only a rudimentary knowledge of. I’ll put a model I’ve developed to see if I have understood to ideas correctly and they don’t respond to correct it. I’ve also had times where my understanding has been corrected and it has often included lots of details and implications I couldn’t foresee, so I am eternally grateful.
      The bragging coworker had taken maybe one or two college classes in the language. As far as I can tell, the language is not an ongoing hobby or passion. It’s NASCAR as it is an initialism for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. For something that looks so _boring_ to the casual eye, it actually goes really deep in regards to the technology and strategy used.
      EDIT: I just checked your channel and your playlist suggests you may be an INFJ. Very interesting. You might enjoy the channel _Your Never Sleeping Beauty_ which is the writings of an older INFJ who has invested a lot time into understanding the challenges and possibilities of the type.

    • @tulkasastaldo4114
      @tulkasastaldo4114 2 года назад +26

      I think language can absolutely be an end in and of itself. Even if you're not all that interested in linguistics, if you like to read it is nice to be able to read works in the language they were originally written in. The beauty of many literary works comes in large parts from the manipulation of language in very particular, subtle ways. If utility were your only goal, you could simply read a translation and glean essentially the same information from it. But translations often fail to capture the experience created by the language.

  • @TraxisOnTheLines
    @TraxisOnTheLines 2 года назад +1379

    I only speak Canadian, but I know enough about American that I could tell your accent was nearly perfect. And the French was equally a language you spoke.

    • @davidbouvier8895
      @davidbouvier8895 Год назад +7

      There are a great many languages spoken throughout Canada but it has two official languages: French and English. So what, pray tell, is this 'Canadian' you claim to speak?

    • @p.a.681
      @p.a.681 Год назад +100

      @@davidbouvier8895 Do you know what sarcasm is?

    • @africaRBG
      @africaRBG Год назад +69

      @@davidbouvier8895 that was a whoosh and a half

    • @elowin1691
      @elowin1691 Год назад +12

      @@davidbouvier8895 bruhv

    • @5kunk157h35h17
      @5kunk157h35h17 Год назад

      The video is about fake polyglots and here comes someone claiming to know "canadian". A made up language! This community can not be trusted.

  • @adventureswithaurora
    @adventureswithaurora Год назад +57

    As a Spanish speaker, I was dying at his Italian and Portuguese parodies. XD I love that he used literally only one Italian word, "parlo."

  • @redxic954
    @redxic954 2 года назад +601

    As a native Indonesian speaker, I ( A gigachad) declare that you are fluent at this language and I am in tears with 5 box of tissue. You are a fellow Gigachad, my friend.

    • @MMM67-u5m
      @MMM67-u5m 2 года назад +8

      Indonesian speaker letsgooo 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🙏🙏🙏😂🙏😂🙏😂🙏😂

    • @gaoda1581
      @gaoda1581 2 года назад +5

      Wkwkwkwkwk

    • @ilhamuksit322
      @ilhamuksit322 2 года назад +6

      Awokawok but his Pronounciation not bad tho

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +4

      I plan to learn Indonesian. Actually, I plan to upload a video of me trying to speak Indonesian, before I learn the langguage (to later compare me as a noob versus me as a gigachad).
      Then again, I don't want to be a chad, since Chad dries up.

    • @redxic954
      @redxic954 2 года назад +5

      @labcoent co As a gigachad myself, you are invalid.

  • @karolinagalus2486
    @karolinagalus2486 2 года назад +960

    As a native Polish speaker, I admire your pronunciation

    • @themandan4000
      @themandan4000 Год назад

      Pzzzz blzzz zzzzz?

    • @imacds
      @imacds Год назад +56

      Not many Americans are able to pronounce my home town of bszbszb szbzs bzblors szbzsbzsbzbz sbzsbzsbzsb.

    • @00bean00
      @00bean00 Год назад +3

      Honestly I wish he gave more into working it there

    • @hkay3127
      @hkay3127 Год назад +14

      @@imacds last time I said bszbzszb a cat came over to me

  • @theofficialpollo
    @theofficialpollo 2 года назад +235

    LMAO calling out many of those "20 language" polyglots out here. It's specially sad when you acually know the language and It's so obvious It's a couple of memorized frases. Happens a lot with japanese, "watashi wa bla bla desu, yeah next language".

    • @ptw9993
      @ptw9993 2 года назад +35

      日本語が上手ですね

    • @orti1283
      @orti1283 2 года назад +3

      @@femme_fatalist Same as spanish

    • @anaseymour4556
      @anaseymour4556 2 года назад +2

      Watashi wa bla bla desu was so funny 🤣🤣

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 2 года назад +2

      私はドーナツです。

    • @homerthompson416
      @homerthompson416 2 года назад

      niwa niwa niwatori ga imasu

  • @dylanintefilin
    @dylanintefilin Год назад +71

    i'm currently starting my third language (native in english, advanced in spanish, beginner in hebrew) and i think something that's woefully overlooked, especially in the usamerican context, is that being born into a family that only speaks english in places like the united states is both a blessing and a curse. you largely don't need to struggle to learn the hegemonic language/lingua franca (obviously this is complex for minoritized dialects like aave and appalachian dialects), but it's also _incredibly_ difficult to learn another language, at least compared to being born into a country where knowing two or three languages is standard

    • @Lillyluri
      @Lillyluri Год назад +10

      As an outsider to this issue, I'm wondering if one of the major factors isn't the widely accepted normalcy of being monolingual in conversations, too.
      Also... I'm under the impression that Spanish is the most taught language in the US? The reasoning probably being that that is the most widely known language other than English?
      But, I don't think that's how it works. To really develop advanced language skills, you have to be immersed in the language, and use it often. How many Americans would know someone who actively strikes non-superficial conversation with them in Spanisch on a regular basis?
      The point where we, in other parts of the world, take English from a school subject to a skill is the point where we use it. To access tons of information on the internet, to read books or at least articles, to play games that came only in English.
      It needs this pull, this drive, of the things that exist in that language and that you want to have.

    • @stillnotstill
      @stillnotstill Год назад +1

      @Dylan M, I adore the thoughtfulness in your parenthetical

    • @dylanintefilin
      @dylanintefilin Год назад +3

      @@stillnotstill ah thank you! growing up in appalachia, this is something i've experienced first hand. i have friends who were forced to take classes specifically designed to train the local dialect out of them, and don't get me started how relentlessly students who use aave at home are criticized if their code switching isn't perfect. there's an entirely different set of grammar rules, phonemes, etc. that is just as valid as standard usamerican english, and yet bc of classism, racism, etc. those dialects are deemed less intelligent, less "civilized," and therefore less desirable

    • @Galastel
      @Galastel 9 месяцев назад +1

      בהצלחה!
      And you're absolutely right about context being overlooked. If your parents, or even one parent, are immigrants, then you're bilingual from birth. And if you don't live in an English-speaking country, you'd start learning English pretty early because it's the Lingua Franca. And if your neighbouring countries aren't very distant (meaning your country isn't as big as the US) and use a different language, your exposure to foreign languages is further increased.

  • @5Gazto
    @5Gazto 2 года назад +251

    The ironic thing is that the less subscribers they have, the more likely they are authentic polyglots.

    • @JV-km9xk
      @JV-km9xk 2 года назад +1

      true

    • @shangobunni5
      @shangobunni5 Год назад +21

      Yeah, because they wouldn’t have the time and energy to keep up with being a RUclipsr as well.

    • @trainerred6582
      @trainerred6582 Год назад +5

      Another fact is that the less they say they study, the less likely they are able to speak that language; whereas the ones that are honest and tell you how many months / hours it really took to get that good at X language, the better they are at said language. It’s like of the ones that say less are trying to sell you something like being fluent in 3 months. It’s just not gonna happen

    • @SevenTheMisgiven
      @SevenTheMisgiven Год назад +5

      @@Jess-737 Most western people that learn Mandarin have a whole career planned out for themselves that doesn't include youtube or tiktok. And even then if it doesn't work out they usually become a teacher.

    • @chicagotypewriter2094
      @chicagotypewriter2094 Год назад

      Sad but true

  • @Odeiofazeruser
    @Odeiofazeruser 2 года назад +396

    I speak fluent portuguese and spanish and I often see how these “super polyglots” sucks at those languages, specially portuguese. It’s just ridiculous. If you know at least 2 or 3 languages, You can see how basic their knowledge is, not fluent at all. You forgot to mention one important point though, sometimes they talk to random people on the street, but never let them talk too much because they need to monopolize the conversation in a certain direction or, otherwise, everyone will notice how much limited is their vocabulary 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @burundi5427
      @burundi5427 2 года назад +9

      Can you link me some examples of that, please? I'm curious to see them failing

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 2 года назад +1

      So, kind of like my entire life, then....

    • @vladivanov5500
      @vladivanov5500 2 года назад +10

      ​@@burundi5427 How about the 'I'll pay you if I can't speak your language' guy?

    • @yomama...isaverynicelady
      @yomama...isaverynicelady 2 года назад +12

      @@vladivanov5500 Ugh I cant stand that guy, hes so cringe. He just yells a few unnaturally used phrases at tourists who look so uncomfortable and are obviously trying to flee as fast as they can. And the worst part is that he seems to really be basking in the deluded fake glory of his false assumtions that they think he looks cool and smart.

    • @keist7
      @keist7 2 года назад +28

      @@vladivanov5500 wouter? In one video a woman told him he mixes ulkrainian and russian words. His response? "I also want to listen to music"

  • @disastermaser
    @disastermaser Год назад +380

    as a german i am impressed by your ability to speak fluent german even if you didn't even attempt it in this or any other of your videos

  • @obiwanfisher537
    @obiwanfisher537 9 месяцев назад +10

    This is very accurate, and yes, youtube is full of shit because it's a business. This applies to almost everything and is not limited to languages at all.
    But I once met a german girl who spoke 5 languages. Maybe not the most fluent, but good enough to have a conversation with everyone in the room of the hostel in their own language and make herself understood and understand them. That was very impressive. Unfortunately, she was dedicated to the CDU and was starting in politics.

  • @michaolszewski9790
    @michaolszewski9790 2 года назад +1409

    Widzę, że mówisz płynnie w języku polskim. Moje gratulacje. Pozdrowienia z Polski.

  • @graf
    @graf 2 года назад +801

    02:01 that's actually a really good bigos recipe, thank you!

  • @ChessGrandPasta
    @ChessGrandPasta Год назад +789

    As an Italian guy I feel the urge to admit that its’s admirable how you perfectly replicated every Italian accent and dialect in these few wise words, while getting your point across Dante’s poetry and offering your view on the imperial phase of ancient Rome civilisation. Stunning performance 🤌🏻

    • @thatsmynametoo777
      @thatsmynametoo777 Год назад +4

      I took an Italian class in college that I got an A in and I totally understood what you’re pointing out. It was beautiful. As talented as I am, I forgot how to say “ow, I hurt my arm patting myself on the back.” In Italian.

    • @Thatsme849
      @Thatsme849 Год назад +1

      and all of that in kind of spanish while sounding italian!

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin Год назад +11

      ​@@Thatsme849 OP didn't listen to the words, it's the gestures. Italian is a sign language, the sounds don't actually matter. If you turned of sound for the entire world, Italians would be the last to notice because nothing would happen to their ability to understand each other.
      Source: trust me bro, I speak zero Italian but Italians will back me up.

    • @Seageass01
      @Seageass01 Год назад +2

      @@ZenoDovahkiin : A very few italians actually speak while doing plenty of hand gestures,it's just a stupid stereotype that became widespread in the US because most of the immigrants who arrived there came from southern Italy,where locals burrowed this ancient custom from the greeks and from other mediterranean people.

    • @JeanJacqueJaenJeux
      @JeanJacqueJaenJeux Год назад +1

      ​@@Seageass01nah fam that's bullshit we do talk with our hands it's not just a stereotype, shit I was living in Paris last year and spotted an Italian at the end of the road just by how much he was using his hands, poi sincero molto meglio che con le mani rigide lungo i fianchi come dei soldatini della minchiazza

  • @j.bailey5619
    @j.bailey5619 Год назад +18

    one time, my SIL had over a boy who pretended he was fluent in French. I began speaking to him in French. He, straight-faced, replied with absolute gibberish. He wasn't around for long. Funny enough she is now dating a completely different guy who also speaks pretend French. Moral of the story is if ur gonna lie abt knowing a language pick one most ppl won't know. You will run into someone who will figure you out. lmao

    • @daphne10120
      @daphne10120 Год назад +1

      😂💀 god I hope you called their asses out 😭

  • @clearly_average
    @clearly_average 2 года назад +504

    Thankyou for recommending Luodingo. I just made a 59 day streak there and learned nothing. Totally worth it!

    • @andrewmattar4178
      @andrewmattar4178 2 года назад +83

      Nah... I learned a lot. I, now know, how to say "the duck is wearing a green hat" in 10 danguages!

    • @Xeem_Pad
      @Xeem_Pad 2 года назад +38

      That's 'cause you haven't reached 69 streak

    • @saramaxon1946
      @saramaxon1946 2 года назад +20

      I'm currently learning Korean from the app and I'm both laughing and crying reading your comment

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 2 года назад +12

      The Duolingo owl wants to know your location!

    • @Purple_Penwing
      @Purple_Penwing 2 года назад +2

      Out of the topic, but I love you have Oliver as your profile picture!!!🤣🤣

  • @davehollis5816
    @davehollis5816 2 года назад +3016

    Everyone's making stupid sarcastic jokes in the comments thinking this was a meme video. But hidden beneath the biting commentary is a truly impressive feat here. The fact that this clear French native is speaking ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS American English, with such supreme attention to detail, is blowing my mind. He literally sounds like he doesn't live on frog legs and body odor.

    • @hakimh9219
      @hakimh9219 Год назад +63

      Ta gueule stp (said with a strong French accent)

    • @brinckau
      @brinckau Год назад +115

      If viewers were honest in the comments section: "I'm going to post this overused joke to get likes and attention in a desperate attempt at filling the void in my narcissistic personality."

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG Год назад +8

      So do they like drink body odor or is is some sort of chemosythesis through their skin or something?

    • @Jarblyy
      @Jarblyy Год назад +49

      @@brinckau how else am I supposed to fill the void in my narcissistic personality
      :(

    • @brinckau
      @brinckau Год назад +30

      @@Jarblyy There are so many ways to do that. For example, you could be a climate change denier. It would send the implicit message that you know better about climate science than most specialists all around the globe. If somebody starts talking to you about math equations involved in climate modeling, just pretend that you have to go and don't talk to the person ever again.

  • @W.H.V.
    @W.H.V. Год назад +271

    As a native speaker of English, I have to say that your pronunciation is nearly flawless and you almost sound like a native speaker.

    • @W.H.V.
      @W.H.V. Год назад +23

      @Bill ENGLISH Actually so true, brother! Thank you for correcting that mistake. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @nutronstar45
      @nutronstar45 Год назад +5

      @@W.H.V. 🔫🦅🇺🇸🍗💪

    • @utubekullanicisi
      @utubekullanicisi Год назад +3

      Nah, he's just a Brazilian who obsessively worked on his accent.

  • @levi_freire_lbf
    @levi_freire_lbf 2 года назад +324

    as a native brazilian speaker, the redacted thing that he said was: "Bolsonaro is very very very very hot."

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 года назад +10

      Thank you! I was curious haha

    • @Novidadesecleticas
      @Novidadesecleticas 2 года назад +6

      bolsonaro 2022 mito

    • @kosmosinc.
      @kosmosinc. 2 года назад +7

      Sim kkkkk ☠️☠️☠️

    • @luanunes14
      @luanunes14 2 года назад +1

      Exatamente

    • @paulimriss
      @paulimriss 2 года назад +9

      Also, that's a horrible phrase, Bolsonaro is litterally the most disgusting person I've ever seem, both in appearence and personality

  • @KasiaWesoek
    @KasiaWesoek Год назад +28

    2:07 wow! Ale on dobrze mówi po polsku

  • @pavladavlas
    @pavladavlas 2 года назад +113

    Thank you for pointing this shit out. As a linguist and translator, it makes me so fucking mad whenever I come across people like this. The humblebragging with these people is unbelievable.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад

      "pointing this shit out"
      Signaling towards feces to go outside.
      English.

    • @pavladavlas
      @pavladavlas 2 года назад

      @@scintillam_dei slang.

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 2 года назад

      Are you a free lancer or you work for a company?

    • @shimrrashai-rc8fq
      @shimrrashai-rc8fq 6 месяцев назад

      Experts honestly gain far more respect from me than "soooo insipring" celebyoutube figures.

    • @pavladavlas
      @pavladavlas 6 месяцев назад

      @@mcmerry2846 I freelance

  • @Fishmorph
    @Fishmorph Год назад +548

    I have a degree in linguistics and I can honestly say I speak less than one language perfectly. I’m trying to learn others, but damn, it’s so easy to get out of your depth if the conversation doesn’t go totally as scripted. That’s where the magic of editing comes in!

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 Год назад +69

      I'm studying linguistics right now and whenever people ask me how many languages I speak I say "one, on a good day"

    • @Langwidere903
      @Langwidere903 Год назад +82

      I’m a linguistics major and someone once said that asking a linguist how many languages they speak is like asking a doctor how many diseases they have, and I love that

    • @lexacutable
      @lexacutable Год назад +17

      @@Langwidere903 I'm a linguistics major and I work as a game developer... "oh, so you play video games all day?" same shit really

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Год назад +7

      It's not even editing, most conversations when you meet someone for the first time always proceed in almost exactly the same way. Where are you from? How long have you been learning the language? etc etc

    • @premierlanguagelearning1820
      @premierlanguagelearning1820 Год назад +8

      Linguistics degree holder her with teaching certifications. I speak fluent Spanish, and I am maybe an A2 level at best in German. My Spanish is not anywhere near perfect. I'd give myself a C1. I haven been studying Spanish for over 2 years now (not including the years I took in high school and college), have a Spanish speaking girlfriend, and live in SW Florida which is full of Spanish speaking citizens that don't speak English. Learning a language and mastering it takes SOOOOO long. Even with my years of study, my Latino surroundings, and living with a Latina, I can't watch a Spanish show or video without not knowing at least one or two words.

  • @Telencephelon
    @Telencephelon 2 года назад +625

    His polish was pretty good but I could discern a slight southern style accent spoken in Katowice. He clearly studied there for decades

    • @rashidah9307
      @rashidah9307 2 года назад +2

      But he's not old enough to have studied Polish for decades. . . Does he ever tell his real language learning story or are all his videos comic relief and sarcasm?

    • @Hellenicheavymetal
      @Hellenicheavymetal Год назад +2

      He only looks to be in his 30's.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 Год назад +1

      @@Hellenicheavymetal the guy is 24 lol, he almost 3 years younger than me but looks slightly older .

  • @nlm8722
    @nlm8722 Год назад +6

    That bit of french was actual gold
    Wallah mon reuf

  • @aimox2054
    @aimox2054 2 года назад +306

    This is genius, I love it. I am really sick of these polyglots with their channels to boast their ego and no substance in their videos.

    • @redmarble5624
      @redmarble5624 2 года назад +8

      I agree. Luca, Steve Kaufman, Lindie Botes, and Richard Simcott are good ones. But there are so many shit ones.

    • @chibiromano5631
      @chibiromano5631 2 года назад +9

      @@redmarble5624 I was reading your comment and saw Lindie Botes.. i was like.. She's actually a good one.
      But its ridicolous now... white boy or lack man speaks ancient dead langauge from 2000 years to villagers in some random far a55 place.. to make them feel at home.

    • @kme3894
      @kme3894 2 года назад +8

      as an actual polyglot (mostly by chance and life twists and turns), I totally agree. Very few are genuine, respect-deserving polyglots on YT

    • @hydrargyruschaldaecus2572
      @hydrargyruschaldaecus2572 2 года назад +22

      @@chibiromano5631 I feel very cringe when seeing videos like that. How can someone be so blatantly boastful like that and not feel weird?

    • @chibiromano5631
      @chibiromano5631 2 года назад +2

      @@hydrargyruschaldaecus2572 i feel very cringe at seeing people believe it and inspire them to do the same. But then remember the dead itnernet theorys..
      It's not real portugal ball, they are just bots , nobody is that dumb...
      * Goes outside and sees lack man trying to speak Mandarin to a Cantonese girl.
      Weiss boi speaking to a Oaxacan[zapotec] farm worker in Classical Nahuatl (invented langauge never spoken by anybody but in thearters)..
      *** Agh!! .. They are that dumb.

  • @aniquinstark4347
    @aniquinstark4347 2 года назад +67

    Personally I find it much more impressive to speak one or two foreign languages perfectly than to speak many languages but only know a small portion of them. My high school had a few Korean exchange students who spoke English flawlessly-even affecting an American accent to the point that you could barely tell they weren't born in the Midwest. They even knew a ton of slang and metaphors used by Americans.

    • @DerToasti
      @DerToasti 2 года назад +7

      anything below b2 is pretty much worthless in any professional setting. you can't have a business meeting in a language unless you're b2. universities demand c1 usually.

    • @rashidah9307
      @rashidah9307 2 года назад +1

      That's amazing that they spoke so perfectly! But I think everyone has their own goals and motives for learning. Some people learn a little bit of many languages so that when they travel they can be polite and get around. Others just want to be conversational and don't care about developing advanced reading skills. Not everyone learns a language for educational or professional purposes and certainly not to be impressive. To each his own as we all have limited time in this life. :) Are you studying a language?

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W Год назад

      I kept surprising school administrators because they though I was a local, when I was probably changing schools from a different country. I changed schools 7 times during the equivalent of K12.
      Bonuses include perfect fluency in two languages, and used to be pretty good at a third (let it go to waste).

  • @CatherineRommel
    @CatherineRommel Год назад +191

    2:14 As someone who has lived in New Jersey all their life, I must say your pronunciation and fluency of our language is impeccable. Well done.

  • @ghosttundra
    @ghosttundra Год назад +2

    NOT THE [REDACTED] PART IN BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE I'M CRYING HEHEJHDH

  • @lawfulfoil0947
    @lawfulfoil0947 2 года назад +39

    OMG 1:55 HE SPOKE INDONESIAN!!!!!!!!!!
    IM AN INDONESIAN

  • @karablack8336
    @karablack8336 2 года назад +569

    I've been seriously studying German for a year and I'll take a look at other languages from time to time. I can confidently say that I can read a few children's books and speak like a toddler with a learning disability. I've been very suspicious of a lot of these so called polyglots for a long time, but I'll never go after them for wanting to learn languages. The many lying about fluency however, yeah no. I'm glad it's getting more attention now!

    • @MatthiasW97
      @MatthiasW97 2 года назад +20

      Sehr schön das du deutsch lernst ! Woher kommst du?

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +3

      I plan to learn about 40 languages, with most of them at the same time.
      Please insult me as stupid, so I can get more fuel to prove you wrong.
      Naysayers are a source of fuel. Please project your own weaknesses onto me.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +6

      A certain black polyglot died recently, and he did many entertaining videos.
      But when I heard his Spanish, he lost much credibility, because that's my native language.

    • @whatsinthename21
      @whatsinthename21 2 года назад +11

      @@scintillam_dei Great! That's my strategy too to do something, 1st get embarrassed and discouraged by others, and this discouragement and embarrassment ignite motivation and then you show them how badass you are!
      Way to go bro!

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад

      @@whatsinthename21 Thanks for calling me badass but women have pointed out that it is a good ass.

  • @agentfox1017
    @agentfox1017 2 года назад +66

    "You don't wanna learn languages? Ok, but have you ever heard of the greatest game on play store? It's RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

  • @gugumercindados123
    @gugumercindados123 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bro, in the Brazil part he just said " Bolsonaro is very very very very very very hot " lol

  • @futurez12
    @futurez12 2 года назад +295

    The thing that makes me laugh is that the so-called "genuine" polyglots only ever seem to talk about how they learned langauge x _in_ language x. It's so easy to get good at a specific topic of discussion if you're just repeating it over and over. I'm pretty sure even someone at A2 could manage that with some degree of apparent fluency.

    • @PEDROGARCIA-qj3gr
      @PEDROGARCIA-qj3gr 2 года назад +23

      LoL that A2 would be actual fluency, that's why being obsessed with fluency is little dumb since handling a bit of the language well is already fluency, what people should look for it's getting the language little by little, instead of asking "am I fluent now?" Cause if you are really committed you are already fluent except that's not close to be the end, you really never stop learning a language.

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 2 года назад +22

      @@PEDROGARCIA-qj3gr not even close to multilingual, but this is absolutely the case, the older the language, the higher the skill cap
      chinese? sure, you can talk with academia, but that means you'll get blindsided 20 times an hour on any internet forum. learned netspeak? now learn middle chinese, that stuff from 1000 years ago those rich bastards use. learned enough middle chinese to die through the hundreds of ancient poems? now learn REALLY OLD MIDDLE CHINESE, the stuff CONFUCIUS FUCKING WROTE WITH, and actually the prose isn't that hard but it's a whole new set of vocab
      nobody learns any chinese script before that, that's unreasonable.

    • @abdiabdi3225
      @abdiabdi3225 2 года назад +10

      @@pallingtontheshrike6374 god damn that's rouch body, I am lucky to be trilingual but now I struggle to try to seperate the languages when speaking it takes actual effort to not mix them in every sentence I am speaking. So those guys who say learn this language it has a lot of the same vocab or anything else make sure to clearly understand which words are the same, example excited don't say excite in french they will think you are horny just saying depends on context though

    • @LuteEnjoyer
      @LuteEnjoyer 2 года назад +9

      Also one of the least mentioned things about language fluency is that you can EASILY fall out of fluency if you don't practice the languages a lot, so maintaining a high degree of comprehension that is usable in actual conversations rather than just a few lines for a video is way more difficult and takes way more time. I spent 2 years for learning French and Spanish each to relatively high usability but through lack of practice and frankly never using them in daily life, I would now STRUGGLE just trying to make small talk. I spent 8 weeks (but 8 weeks of like 5-7 hours a day every day) learning Farsi and even now, practicing often but not too often makes it difficult to really participate in a conversation beyond "Hey! I am hungry and after class ends, I want to go to X to get some ashe reshteh." Fluency is really more of a way to say "in some topics, I can comprehend relatively fast and provide unscripted feedback" rather than saying "I know this language like a native speaker."

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 2 года назад

      @@abdiabdi3225 read man...read a lot and try to write thing as well. I am a native Spanish speaker, but I apply to interviews in English and German.

  • @vo1o1o
    @vo1o1o 2 года назад +65

    As a native Russian speaker I should inform you, that what you've said in Russian is exactly the same thing my father told me while drinking the 3rd bottle of vodka with our pet bear

  • @Nosiu
    @Nosiu 2 года назад +472

    as a polish speaker I need to say that was one of the best attempts to pronounce Chrząszczyrzewoszyce by an American citizen.

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray 2 года назад +42

      Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz's hometown?

    • @Nosiu
      @Nosiu 2 года назад +28

      @@yorgunsamuray exactly, district Łękołody.

    • @austinjon31
      @austinjon31 2 года назад

      I can't tell whether I've been whoosh-ed or Poland's master race has conquered the globe 2 centuries ago

    • @kisskill9438
      @kisskill9438 2 года назад

      How do you say it??

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 2 года назад +18

      @@kisskill9438
      h-sh-aw-wh-sh-ch-i¹-sh-e²-v-o³-s-i¹-ts-e²
      1. as in 'cliff'
      2. as in 'pet'
      3. as in 'pot'
      I feel like thats the closest an american would get

  • @mexadillas
    @mexadillas Год назад +20

    Thank you very much, I'm learning Chinese and at the beginning I was looking for RUclipsrs who told about their experience but I always found very young people saying that they spoke like a thousand languages fluently and that they learned in 3 months each. I must admit that it makes you feel very stupid to see the great progress that people "can make" in months, but in many cases it is not true (not in all cases, obviously), so I appreciate these types of videos that help us to be more critical with the content we see♡

  • @user-xw9ji6ny3p
    @user-xw9ji6ny3p 2 года назад +254

    It's going to be hard resisting the urge to gatekeep when your channel starts blowing up to 1 million

    • @user-xr4wp3wj5m
      @user-xr4wp3wj5m 2 года назад +4

      im gatekeeping no matter what

    • @carlosparra6521
      @carlosparra6521 2 года назад +2

      Why gatekeeping? This guy deserves a whole million audience at least!

    • @KatzRool
      @KatzRool 2 года назад +3

      I will be the ultimate girlboss

  • @macaroon147
    @macaroon147 Год назад +233

    I'm learning German and I'm on A2 and it's taken me months of self learning. I genuinely thought I was dumb and learning incorrectly. I need to learn Turkish too (family) and I thought I was stupid for not being able to learn them together.
    I'm so so so sick of social media and the false narratives it is feeding humans.

    • @zekibbix
      @zekibbix Год назад +9

      German is harrrrd! Look out for Mark Twain’s quotes about learning German, made me feel less stupid when I was trying to learn it!

    • @weakanklesfornamjoon
      @weakanklesfornamjoon Год назад +2

      and you might enjoy Dylan Moran’s joke about how the German language sounds. something about a typewriter chewing tin foil while being kicked down a staircase. 😅

    • @limyarplane1991
      @limyarplane1991 Год назад

      Its hard to retain to, i lived there for a few year’s when i was like 10 and it was easier to learn cause i was pretty young and was required to if i wanted to communcate with classmate’s and i got it after a few year’s and i think i was fairly close to fluent, but then moved away and have forgotten most of it, trying to pick it up again but it suck’s when you have no one to talk to..

    • @deftrw5929
      @deftrw5929 Год назад

      Don't worry bro even Turkish people struggling while speaking Turkish correctly lol. It's pretty hard to speak fluently especially for foreigners. It takes a while

    • @0000x0000referenced
      @0000x0000referenced Год назад

      German is hard to learn and I live here

  • @radioeskaale15lattemu
    @radioeskaale15lattemu 2 года назад +1021

    Polish is hilarious. Language so easy it could be a starter for kids in kindergarten. Thus language has no rules and no words. You just write anything and pretend you understand each other. What I'll be writing next is just a mix of random letters and it will seem polish - polski to nie język. To styl życia. Nie musisz sie go uczyć, jeśli znasz rosyjski. Języki są niemal takie same. Różnią się tylko akcentem. Kurwa..
    Thanks for reading till this moment

    • @vinqddrks1853
      @vinqddrks1853 2 года назад +175

      Wtf I know russian (around b2 level) and I understood 100% of what you wrote in polish. That just proves your point!

    • @austindavid1862
      @austindavid1862 2 года назад +80

      My family is of Polish descent, I understood everything you just wrote. Polish is so easy it just comes to me

    • @radioeskaale15lattemu
      @radioeskaale15lattemu 2 года назад +186

      @@austindavid1862 See? It's so easy you don't have to learn it. Having polish relatives is enough. The only language in the world which is written in DNA. You just have to decrypt it.

    • @isaacjones8461
      @isaacjones8461 2 года назад +24

      @@vinqddrks1853 ооо здрасте! I know Russian between A2-B1, I was surprised at how similar it is, even though the alphabet is different. My Polish cousin was helping me with learning it a month or so ago, he could read it well because “we have those words in Polish” lol

    • @uchoo
      @uchoo 2 года назад +53

      i will type some random letters too lol i hope everyone understands
      jak to jest byc skryba? dobrze? a wie pan, to nie ma tak, że jest dobrze, albo że niedobrze. gdybym mial powiedzieć co cenię w życiu najbardziej powiedziałbym, że ludzi. ludzi, którzy podali mi pomocną dłoń kiedy sobie nie radziłem, kiedy byłem sam. i co ciekawe to właśnie przypadkowe spotkania wpływają na nasze życie. chodzi o to, że gdy wyznaje sie pewne wartości, pozornie uniwarsalne, bywa tak, że nie znajduje sie zrozumienia, ktore by tak żec, które pomaga nam sie rozwijać. ja miałem szczęście, by tak rzec, bo je znalazłem, i dziękuję życiu. dziękuję mu, życie to taniec, życie to śpiew, życie to miłość. Wielu ludzi pyta mnie o to samo: ale jak ty to robisz? skąd czerpiesz tę radość? a ja odpowiadam, że to proste. to umiłowanie życia. to właśnie ono sprawia, że dziś buduję maszyny, a jutro, kto wie? dlaczego by nie - oddam się pracy społecznej i będę ot... choćby... sadzić... doć... m-marchew.

  • @hitotsudaketsukinoko
    @hitotsudaketsukinoko Год назад +18

    This is pure gold.
    I work in an industry that includes selling foreign language learning material. I'm so sick and tired of those who tout things like "fluent in 3 months!", and publish things terribly riddled with mistakes.
    Thank you for this video. Imma share it in all da places 😂

    • @bragiodinsen4604
      @bragiodinsen4604 Год назад +1

      my recently downloaded hello chinese app just sent me a notifcation that i can be fluent in just 3 months with 10 minutes a day! lol, im studying more time than that per 3 days now.

  • @moonhunter9993
    @moonhunter9993 2 года назад +248

    Great video! I've been a self-employed foreign language teacher for the last 24 years and these false claims from polyglots really create such messed up expectations in students. I do actually speak three languages fluently. Two at a mother-tongue level and one other really well. Learning these languages to such an advanced level was incredibly hard and literally took me decades. I have also studied two further languages (french and latin) through horrible foreign language courses, and I don't speak neither of those.

    • @rashidah9307
      @rashidah9307 2 года назад +18

      I think you're talking about fake polyglots. The real ones who take the time to teach others how they were successful in learning other languages actually HELP people to understand how to learn effectively. I've benefited tremendously from the things I've learned from polylots like Lydia Machova, Luca Lampariello, Benny Lewis, Steve Kaufman, etc. These guys don't put themselves on a pedestal but assert that everyone can learn and empower people to take charge of their learning progress/process. If it weren't for them, I would most likely have given up on Arabic, thinking I was too old and having no clue how to go about studying. But instead I'm at an intermediate level conversationally, daily working towards my goal of conversational fluency. And my Arabic teachers love me because I know how to learn, I embrace the journey, and I continue to make progress.

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W Год назад +3

      I'm C2 in two and... I used to be B2 at a third but honestly forgot so much I'm probably A1 at best.
      Currently attempting to learn another one. In a few years I should be decent enough.
      Maybe I'll be motivated to relearn the third one someday. Looking over at basic review notes it's still in there somewhere though, stuff is still surprisingly understandable. Accent is probably shot to hell.

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage Год назад +5

      Don’t speak either, not “neither”. That’s a double negative. Learn English.

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire Год назад +18

      @@bloodwrage Could have just been a typo you know.

    • @rashidah9307
      @rashidah9307 Год назад +20

      @@1Thunderfire yeah and honestly it's a mistake that even native speakers make sometimes. Truly not a big deal for the RUclips comments section. Lol 🙃

  • @cyprienmalavieille2030
    @cyprienmalavieille2030 2 года назад +506

    Bro, i don't know if you are a native french person but this is BY FAR the most realistic french use i have seen by a foreigner. This is how french youth speaks nowadays, more or less, and it's quite different from "academic french". Congrats man

    • @Kebbab.213
      @Kebbab.213 2 года назад +16

      yes extremely realistic. I think he asked a French friend. I'm actually certain

    • @miroslavbulldosex
      @miroslavbulldosex 2 года назад +40

      Arabic French lol

    • @shary0
      @shary0 2 года назад +44

      Too overdone and terrible accent. But just perfect for comedy effect.

    • @miroslavbulldosex
      @miroslavbulldosex 2 года назад +9

      @@yahyazekeriyya2560 because people from Maghreb in france like to use this word but most french people never use it

    • @miroslavbulldosex
      @miroslavbulldosex 2 года назад +20

      ​@@yahyazekeriyya2560 Maghrebi people who were born and raised in France are french ofc. They share the same culture and speak the same language as native french (most of the time at least lol).
      What I meant to say was that most white ethnic french just dont really say "wallah", french muslim sometimes do though.

  • @Mhaakify
    @Mhaakify 2 года назад +93

    You can tell how fluent they are when the people they talk to just nod and smile, before immediately switching back to English lmao.

  • @kliszii
    @kliszii Год назад +1

    2:03 AS A POLISH GUY - I CAN'T XDD

  • @Kibouo
    @Kibouo Год назад +107

    2:15 I’m so emotional to hear somebody else speak my native language. It’s actually not that well known, which is why people often don’t think it exists, but what he mentions here has poetic beauty that is untranslatable into any other language.

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 2 года назад +106

    I used LuoDingo and was able to speak to the Dingos as my baby ate them. Their pleas for help still haunt me to this day.

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 2 года назад

      "That baby ate my dingo!"
      -Chindy Lamberlain

  • @yookoandsatousappreciationacc
    @yookoandsatousappreciationacc 2 года назад +30

    1:44 ""bolsonaro é mto mto mto mto mto gostoso""
    EU TÔ MORRENDO AISJWKSKKAKSAKSKALLS

  • @hats1642
    @hats1642 Год назад +15

    I'm not a native Polish speaker. In fact, I know about five words of Polish in total and don't understand its grammar or phonology at all. I am in effect totally monolingual but I pretend to understand French because I did five years of mandatory french in school. However, I think it's amazing that you know Polish so well. Love from Poland!!!! 🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨

    • @ServiusSilver
      @ServiusSilver Год назад

      Are you by any chance from southern hemisphere?

  • @mehmetinci1745
    @mehmetinci1745 2 года назад +93

    "White flag, surrender!" :)))

    • @ethanclark4116
      @ethanclark4116 2 года назад

      Yeah that earned a like from me lol

    • @herluka
      @herluka 2 года назад

      Made me nearly wee myself 😂

    • @MojocasterOo
      @MojocasterOo 2 года назад +1

      Never joke about minorities or women, that's forbidden. But when French people were actually dying, funniest shit ever! lol

    • @mehmetinci1745
      @mehmetinci1745 2 года назад

      @@MojocasterOo how many French soldiers do you need to defend Paris?

    • @ethanclark4116
      @ethanclark4116 2 года назад

      @@mehmetinci1745 how many?

  • @silverspoon386
    @silverspoon386 2 года назад +23

    1:49 as Indonesian, i can 100% say this is accurate lol

  • @nastyamastereng1893
    @nastyamastereng1893 2 года назад +402

    As a native speaker of Russian, I dare say your accent is perfect! Anyone from Russia would think you're just putting on a silly voice and talking nonsense.
    Well done!

  • @DaveGrean
    @DaveGrean 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why did you do a Moroccan-attempting-to-speak-French at the start? Even did the 'wollah'

  • @maitlandbezzina2842
    @maitlandbezzina2842 2 года назад +119

    I actually love this video. Been watching language videos for a few years now as I’ve been learning Mandarin at a steady pace, and the amount of utter bullshit that is spread across RUclips about language learning is mind blowing. It takes years to just be ‘ok’ at a language and that’s ok.

    • @Punyulada
      @Punyulada 2 года назад +7

      More people need to know this. I may have been EXPOSED to many languages as a child, but because I did not pursue any of them seriously apart from the ones I was required to learn in school (English being one of them; I'm not a native English speaker if it isn't obvious,) I'm still a beginner at most of them for all intents and purposes. I wouldn't be able to claim otherwise, at all. Being "okay" at a language after spending 20 years learning it is "okay", unless you spend your entire life almost exclusively learning that one language (at which point it'd still be okay -- just look at my second language, which is the lingua franca of the country where I currently live. Been learning it since I was 4, but I suck at speaking it even at a work setting.)

    • @SiriProject
      @SiriProject 2 года назад +13

      I've been learning Japanese for 5 years now and you easily learn how much TIME it takes for you to sediment ideograms in your memory. You can use tricks and retain them for a week and such, but it requires a muscle memory you only develop with years and a deep familiarity with the language. You can't just bypass that process. Sure you can get phonetics good enough for a quick video, and get the basic grammar order, but you won't know that language. It requires time to deform your brain out of the shape under which it developed. These videos with a pogging thumbnail and I LEARNED JAPANESE IN A WEEK???? only make me leave this platform.

    • @elguerotacano164
      @elguerotacano164 2 года назад

      @@Punyulada Nope, not obvious at all. Having grown up in the American South, you'd be surprised what passes for fluent English. Yours is pretty damn good.

  • @brookeworley5140
    @brookeworley5140 Год назад +53

    I have been studying Japanese at university for 7 years now, and when people hear that and go "oh are you fluent??" I'm like
    ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
    It really all depends on the conversation tbh

    • @JibAtTheFence
      @JibAtTheFence Год назад +1

      haha it hurts because I’m the same. If I knew how long it was going to take I probably wouldn’t have started lol

    • @ninawth
      @ninawth Год назад +1

      Same here! I can speak some Japanese in class, but not really when I encounter the language in the wild 😂
      I also started learning Mandarin in university in 2019, so colleagues will occasionally say: "so, you are able to speak Mandarin? Can you say something?" I wish! 😂 Wo bu shuo Zhongwen!

  • @myagrimm4719
    @myagrimm4719 2 года назад +478

    I feel like those kinds of language channels simultaneously helped and hurt me when I first started learning languages. They made it seem so easy and quick, which helped motivate me to start. But they hurt because; even though I never fully bought into the idea that it's as easy as they make it seem, and I never bought one of their courses, it felt like I should be learning quicker than I was.
    Overall, I think they actually helped me more than they hurt because I came from an area where pretty much everyone around me spoke only English (rural Midwest) and people often talked about learning another language like it was the hardest thing in the world, so having that counterbalance at the other extreme helped me get started. Language learning is difficult and it does take time, but it's not as impossible as people around me had made it seem.
    I get how those "polyglot" channels can make language learning seem impossible to other people though by making them expect it to be easy and extremely rapid. Then, when they're struggling and not picking things up nearly as quickly as they expected, they may think it's their fault and they just aren't good at learning languages and then give up.
    I would disagree about bashing Duolingo though, it's been a very helpful tool for me. I think it may depend on what your expectations for Duolingo are and on your learning style. I like that it gamifies language learning, that's engaging to me. I don't expect to become fluent from Duolingo but it helps me learn vocabulary and get a feel for sentence structure. It was my first step in learning Spanish (which I speak pretty well now), and I've also used it for starting to learn French and Portuguese. I'm more focused on French right now and have a 264 day streak - the streak feature helps me practice at least a tiny bit every day

    • @samwiseshanti
      @samwiseshanti 2 года назад +56

      Yeah I agree. I'm English and I met a Spanish girl in 2014, she's now my wife and we've had 3 kids together in Madrid, where we've lived since 2016. Duolingo isn't going to teach you a language, but I'd but I'd lying if I said it didn't help me at all, it was a lot better than many, many other resources I used. My mum comes to visit sometimes and she only uses Duolingo, and she does really well considering, she can take the metro or order food by herself, and even more or less follows some conversations. On the flip side, I now work as a teacher in offices and giving evening classes, and it's not like my students have gone from 0 to fluent, even with multiple hours a week over the course of years. It's really hard to learn a language properly and it takes a lot of time. I agree that some products have misleading ads, and overstate their effectiveness, but that's just how advertising works, you might not end up lovin' it if you go to get a McDonald's, you need to have a bit of common sense with these things.

    • @darren430
      @darren430 2 года назад +19

      Yeah, I feel the same about Duolingo.

    • @nostalgiatrip7331
      @nostalgiatrip7331 2 года назад +27

      it also helps keeps the language fresh in your head if you are already intermediate at it you can take the placement test and test out of stuff until you're practicing stuff thats useful

    • @samyelson
      @samyelson 2 года назад +41

      When I see a polyglot shitting on Duolingo it annoys me. Just because they never used it and are trying it with a fluent langue doesn't mean it isn't useful. Like you said, Duolingo was great for sentence structuring. Once I got that down I started extreme flash carding to learn hundreds of words faster because I just needed the words now to throw into the sentences.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 2 года назад +28

      Language learning is a lifetime thing. I started learning English around the age of 7, now I'm 22 and still picking up new things or finding things I've been doing wrong all this time. It's not something you can be perfect at. Hell, I wouldn't even say I'm perfect in my native language, Danish. Languages are an overcomplicated mess, but good fun to play around with.

  • @FBITokyo-eb1od
    @FBITokyo-eb1od Год назад +3

    1:44 "bolsonaro é muito muito muito gostoso" kskkskksksskkssskskkssk