This Doctor's Lounge BLOWS | A Doc Vader Rant

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Комментарии • 52

  • @mschrage618
    @mschrage618 6 лет назад +33

    The Mountain Dew joke is too accurate

  • @Focusembedded
    @Focusembedded 6 лет назад +44

    When I was a cancer patient at a large hospital that shall go nameless, my new best friend the PA mentioned that all the residents were members at a health club so expensive that as the CEO of a technology company, I cannot afford it. I asked how this could be. She explained that the residents often got off work at 3am and 4am, and there was only one other group of people at this gym: The dancers at a well-known local "gentlemen's club" where the owner had cut a deal for reduced price memberships for his entertainers so they could stay in shape. Evidently this was where strippers went to meet young doctors, and young doctors went looking for strippers.
    Ever since, I've thought that doctor's lounges should have stripper poles. And a 4am bus from The Boom Boom Room to the hospital.
    Think of the gas they'd save. The pollution they'd prevent. It's a green solution to a problem that until I had a rather nasty late-stage sarcoma I never knew existed.
    The only problem I can see is that somewhere there's a hospital administrator who'd want a cut. And the cost of a lap dance would go from $20 to $1,473.50.

  • @Kinoons
    @Kinoons 6 лет назад +21

    Also, what good does an ATM do you next to a vending machine? I’ve never seen a wheel of death that accepts $20s

    • @outz7470
      @outz7470 5 лет назад +5

      "wheel of death" oh my god am i laughing hysterically at the apt description.

  • @annechen103
    @annechen103 3 года назад +4

    “My Orange Crush is not being excreted!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.fresh-theboys4979
    @mr.fresh-theboys4979 6 лет назад +9

    You don't need a break - WORK, WORK, WORK!!
    That's why these rooms look like that...

  • @MayonnaiseJane
    @MayonnaiseJane 5 лет назад +12

    IT also drinks the Mountain Dew. It's the only way we can run all over the hospital fixing the shit ya'll keep breaking. :P

  • @docbailey3265
    @docbailey3265 6 лет назад +8

    There are plans for a real doctors lounge. They were given to R2D2. All you have to do is find the bastard.

  • @osvaldovillaf
    @osvaldovillaf 6 лет назад +14

    He should see how is the doctors lounge in Tatoine.

  • @scsymo1
    @scsymo1 6 лет назад +6

    A great way to start the weekend - thanks!!

  • @thevine2010
    @thevine2010 6 лет назад +11

    Probably one of the reasons why I bring snacks to my unit. If we are eating shit, then I'm bringing the good stuff. Cookies (home baked), good beef jerky, nitro-canned coffee, etc.

  • @suzyharper9567
    @suzyharper9567 4 года назад +1

    Nurses rarely get to see the break room.

  • @v.crowley
    @v.crowley 6 лет назад +3

    I love this.. At my facility we have a soda vending machine that does have brisk ice tea as an option but never fill it.... And a snack machine thats 3 rows of potato chips and 3 rows of cookies/ candy..... Our machines ONLY take dollar bills or coins..

  • @alterbridgefan99
    @alterbridgefan99 4 года назад +5

    Diabetagenic 😂😂😂

  • @artgirl96
    @artgirl96 6 лет назад +4

    Best doctor ever love you doc

  • @randomdoctor8279
    @randomdoctor8279 6 лет назад +3

    My doctor's lounge has a private chef.

  • @PH-xw1ri
    @PH-xw1ri 5 лет назад +2

    Midlevel's lounge. Not doctor's lounge. Doctor's lounge is a thing of the past.

  • @sherrym893
    @sherrym893 6 лет назад +2

    Lol pretty clean break room!!!

  • @chanvalentine8283
    @chanvalentine8283 5 лет назад +2

    Orange crush not excreted...Mt. Dew.....

  • @kaylaparker6425
    @kaylaparker6425 6 лет назад +6

    damn our doctors get catered lunch in a private room

  • @chuckfoley5022
    @chuckfoley5022 6 лет назад +5

    Well, looks like I need to stop drinking Mtn Dew

  • @RLybarger1986
    @RLybarger1986 6 лет назад +2

    OMG...I know that break room.....

  • @dickdanger7867
    @dickdanger7867 6 лет назад +2

    ATM . You don't need to say "machine"

  • @TheBunnyist
    @TheBunnyist 5 лет назад +1

    I'm putting my money in but the orange crush is not being excreted.

  • @sweetbarry
    @sweetbarry 4 года назад +1

    This shit is too funny!! Love it!

  • @81starburst
    @81starburst 2 года назад

    Omg. This is laugh out loud !!! Thank you!

  • @abbaszaidi8371
    @abbaszaidi8371 5 лет назад +2

    Yes!!! The orthopod!!!! Look at me! I saw bones! And play rugby!!! I’ve got a motorbike!!!! GGGRRRRRR!!!!

  • @robstan2668
    @robstan2668 5 лет назад +1

    ROFLOL dude I want to work in your ER.

  • @captaintattertot8800
    @captaintattertot8800 6 лет назад +1

    FUCKIN NO CHILL when he opened the fridge

  • @chaikristinjournals
    @chaikristinjournals 6 лет назад +4

    Omg I love this

  • @brettharsanye1981
    @brettharsanye1981 5 лет назад +1

    Hey dark Vader hands off the dew.

  • @connerysandlin2024
    @connerysandlin2024 6 лет назад +4

    XD good shit!!

  • @willieetcheto5211
    @willieetcheto5211 6 лет назад +7

    Seriously Your videos are the best thing ever, Love it. "Vaccinate your children, you Idiots" I'm always saying this at our office.

  • @MakalaDoulos
    @MakalaDoulos 4 года назад +1

    Dude. So fun

  • @abdimohamud5252
    @abdimohamud5252 6 лет назад +5

    Doc Vader is awesome!!!

  • @ChrisTreborn88
    @ChrisTreborn88 6 лет назад +5

    Omg! The lulz!
    Wait, doctors get an atm AND vending machines???
    It's almost heartwarming to know that the doctors' lounge and the nurses' staff room are equally depressing places--designed to urge one back into that pit of despair and frustration called "God's Waiting Room.".....ALMOST

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 6 месяцев назад

    this hits me where I live too freaking funny!

  • @lhuegel1
    @lhuegel1 6 лет назад +2

    hey , i'm great friends with a pharm d who loves mountain dew, (even though i've lectured against it for years.) they're smurt , reel smurt.

  • @witchhazel7451
    @witchhazel7451 2 месяца назад

    At least you get a Dr’s lounge lol.

  • @upgrader99
    @upgrader99 6 лет назад +5

    What would happen if the red stapler was missing??

  • @juarezboxing790
    @juarezboxing790 6 лет назад +3

    Math major mt. dew all day

  • @davidhoppes118
    @davidhoppes118 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jovetj
    @jovetj 5 лет назад

    Fake doctor. Said "ATM machine."

  • @michaeljacobson3221
    @michaeljacobson3221 6 лет назад +1

    We've got good free snacks in our lounge!

  • @ivangeo3319
    @ivangeo3319 2 месяца назад

    How did you get that head...

  • @benschibler5622
    @benschibler5622 6 лет назад +3

    8 dislikes? More like 8 mountain dew drinkers

  • @Oysterfeather
    @Oysterfeather 4 года назад

    I'm gonna burn this place down"....

  • @MatheusSouza-1999
    @MatheusSouza-1999 4 года назад

    1:57 extremely savage!!~
    Hahaha XD

  • @amandamendez6071
    @amandamendez6071 4 года назад

    LMAO!

  • @jamestfra10
    @jamestfra10 11 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣