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  • @PhilipSoloTV
    @PhilipSoloTV  4 года назад +208

    Please support me!
    MERCH: philipsolotv.myshopify.com/collections/all

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico 4 года назад +1

      Boi how long did you keep that fishgetti warm in the car before opening it

    • @mixstamike
      @mixstamike 4 года назад +1

      @PhilipSoloTV- You should do a 24hr food challenge where only food you can eat is from wish or 3rd party sites online. Like obviously no Amazon or Walmart exc but you could do a spending cap on each video. 1 high or 1 low.

    • @sukkihufford1617
      @sukkihufford1617 4 года назад +1

      PhilipSoloTV Just thought I’d say u really missed an prime opportunity to say “ Alright guys, here’s the poop”

    • @Zoarus
      @Zoarus 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ianwilliams3254
      @ianwilliams3254 4 года назад

      Get a domain dude. They cost like $12.

  • @Martin-yp3kk
    @Martin-yp3kk 4 года назад +2302

    I love Brett man. He’s so chill and his voice is actually so soothing.

  • @jennad6548
    @jennad6548 4 года назад +1348

    When Brett's around I feel like everything's gonna be okay

    • @kazumi2b
      @kazumi2b 4 года назад +24

      Cant really judge a book by its cover eh such a chill guy

    • @DooDoo14
      @DooDoo14 4 года назад +3

      same

    • @telepathy90
      @telepathy90 4 года назад +2

      So true! I feel the same

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 4 года назад +9

      We could all use a Brett in our lives

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 4 года назад +15

      His voice can cure anyone's depression

  • @nioncobra4322
    @nioncobra4322 4 года назад +688

    "The real facebook food is the friends we made along the way."
    -Hannibal Lecter

  • @cocojo9529
    @cocojo9529 4 года назад +671

    His palms are sweaty
    Knees weak
    Fish spaghetti

    • @krisreedful
      @krisreedful 4 года назад +4

      Coco Jo HES NERVOUS

    • @kingcz-ru6ce
      @kingcz-ru6ce 4 года назад +1

      underrated

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 4 года назад +11

      His fins are sweaty
      Gills weak
      Fish spaghetti

    • @weegle.
      @weegle. 3 года назад

      @Matt Taylor ??

    • @shaquille_0atmeal69_
      @shaquille_0atmeal69_ 3 года назад +1

      He’s got vomit on his sweater already,
      Eating tilapia to perceive polette

  • @bratzcodm
    @bratzcodm 4 года назад +755

    Poop review:
    -weird color
    -mustardy
    -possibly squeezed out a tube

  • @samuelsummers8559
    @samuelsummers8559 4 года назад +893

    Philip, pleaaaase DO NOT make just one of these. This has the potential to be an amazing series

    • @ded4044
      @ded4044 4 года назад +2

      Samuel Summers yes

    • @captainggttv3243
      @captainggttv3243 4 года назад +26

      Don’t worry vice will steal the idea and produce many videos

    • @lukeGGlee
      @lukeGGlee 4 года назад +2

      Samuel Summers
      These two have really good synergy

    • @User1O5
      @User1O5 4 года назад +1

      Some food be fire especially if it’s someone Mexican mom making it from the crib

  • @jjj4992
    @jjj4992 4 года назад +2172

    missed opportunity: "Alright guys, here's the poop"

    • @franklinskies9604
      @franklinskies9604 4 года назад +16

      Funny thing is I started watching the video and scrolled by some comments and I didn't quite catch your joke.
      Then...

    • @slyonerz
      @slyonerz 4 года назад +7

      One day Phillip will eat POOP for the SCOOP

    • @mikew3467
      @mikew3467 4 года назад +18

      came here to write this

    • @binyamj
      @binyamj 4 года назад +6

      Beat me to it haha. I can’t believe he didn’t say that

    • @duramax42088
      @duramax42088 4 года назад +3

      I'm another one who was gonna comment this 😂

  • @marvinmayfly
    @marvinmayfly 4 года назад +1215

    comments: "do something nice with him"
    phil: "review my poop"

    • @skinnybuddha8988
      @skinnybuddha8988 4 года назад +16

      I just watched the tattoo video where he mentions out loud the next time he has him on he says "we're gonna do something nice in the next vid."

    • @Bjorksbackyard
      @Bjorksbackyard 4 года назад +5

      marvinmayfly Worst reviewed poop in my city

    • @fakecore9811
      @fakecore9811 4 года назад +2

      @@onojRX3 this is a facebook food review video there was literally no reason to bring gender into this

    • @Symeeen
      @Symeeen 4 года назад

      lmfaoooooooooooo

    • @ayushnair8655
      @ayushnair8655 4 года назад +1

      @@onojRX3 bro you triggered bro,you complain like your triggered.

  • @boo07675
    @boo07675 4 года назад +109

    You and Brett are hilarious!! You two are quite the funny duo. I love when you film with Brett. He seems like a really chill dude. Brett seems like a person I would like to be friends with and of course you too Philip

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 4 года назад +2

      This feels like a sarcastic comment

    • @boo07675
      @boo07675 4 года назад +4

      Rain Love not sarcastic at all.

    • @_Diego_
      @_Diego_ 4 года назад +1

      I think they'd be great as part of the new jackass crew they're putting together for the new movie

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 года назад

      @Diego Jorquera
      Is it a total overhaul of the cast or are they only replacing, like, Bam and Ryan Dunn?

  • @papertheproducer
    @papertheproducer 4 года назад +90

    "Im interested in food"
    "oh yes!.....please."
    Please.....as well

  • @Mega174
    @Mega174 4 года назад +439

    Send this man to jail for not taking Brett somewhere nice yet. He's seen his poop.

  • @dumbo753
    @dumbo753 4 года назад +386

    There was an old Chinese lady who'd sell dumplings out of her house next to my middle school in Toronto. There was always a long line up at lunchtime.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 4 года назад +28

      Fire

    • @-lucifer-5578
      @-lucifer-5578 4 года назад +33

      Now she sells the coronavirus

    • @chinoscars5655
      @chinoscars5655 4 года назад +4

      @@-lucifer-5578 no she sells chicken and koolaid

    • @Ambir91
      @Ambir91 4 года назад +42

      @@chinoscars5655 nah she sells sea shells by the sea shore

    • @pancakespancake4916
      @pancakespancake4916 4 года назад +2

      Ooooooooo that sounds good

  • @ZombieBrainism
    @ZombieBrainism 4 года назад +463

    Can you please treat Brett to a 5 star reviewed anything, poor bloke gets duded all the time while Marcus the snake gets wined and dined better than your gf.

    • @cephalonia5001
      @cephalonia5001 4 года назад +3

      @Guts, The True Black Swordsman what happened with Marcus?

    • @Wakari_
      @Wakari_ 4 года назад +1

      Hope. Made his own yt channel I believe and he lives in another city so it’s kinda hard for Philip to make vids with him

    • @tobiasmurphy8048
      @tobiasmurphy8048 4 года назад

      bretts too attractive to get anything 5 stars

    • @westonhall4391
      @westonhall4391 4 года назад

      Guts, The True Black Swordsman wym Marcus isn’t a snake? Did Brett do something?

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 4 года назад

      @Guts, The True Black Swordsman wow seeing your name and then seeing that Brett has a brand of sacrifice tattoo is weird

  • @TheProTalentGaming
    @TheProTalentGaming 4 года назад +98

    I feel like everyone wants a friend like Brett lmao

  • @1arualblack1
    @1arualblack1 4 года назад +32

    Oh, poor sweet boys, unaware of the existence of those delicious foreign foods :,) Brett's right, many of these were lost in translation, so here's a list with the correct pronunciations and clarifications, hope you enjoy it! (Like, so they can see plz :,) )
    - Skewed sugar coated glutinous rice balls: glutinous is actually pronounced "glue-tih-nous" as in gluten (!!), instead of gluttonous as in glutton. A well known japanese desert made out of glutinous rice is mochi. This particular preparation of mochi is called dango.
    - Cebu style longganiza: pronounced "se-bu", a region of the Philippines, and longaniza is a type of Spanish sausage.
    -Fresh lumpia (“lum-piá"): forgot what it is but also a philippino dish, really tasty! Edit: it's philippino for spring roll.
    -Embutido: means "stuffed" or sausages/cold cuts in spanish. Yeah, questionable... But home cooked would probably fine? Like family cooking.
    -General street food: dunno, I don't recognize it either... Looks like it could be latino food?
    -"Food" 20$: idk either man... But it linda looks like the embutido before rolling it up, so maybe another one of those dishes that are pre-prepared by the sellers and meant to be cooked by the buyers.
    -"Food" 1$: ?????
    -Wren's organic sourdough bread: ok Karen. (But nah, I guess they just got really into making their own sourdough starters and baking bread. Post-quarantine people will know)
    -Homemade peanuts, mani: maní is spanish for peanut in Latin America
    -Flan: Originally Spanish, but spread to their colonies Latin-America and the Philippines (both 300 years of colonization) back then, so there are many variations of flan and this looks like one of them. Let me know where this one's from if you recognize it.
    - Spaghetti and fish: ?? Never heard of it, but I don't know much about African cuisine.
    Feel free to contribute by replying :)

    • @nope8619
      @nope8619 3 года назад +2

      most of these were filipino food. the rice balls are called carioca. the embutido is made out of ground pork, carrots, hard boiled eggs, some recipes include raisins. the embutido can be steamed or fried depending on your preference. the street food were also filipino. from what i saw there were deep fried quail eggs. the ones on the stick are called isaw. they can be made from chicken or pig intestines but the seller was selling pig isaw. chicken isaw is skewered in a squiggly way. isaw is grilled with a sweet umami sauce.

  • @kyle1732
    @kyle1732 4 года назад +604

    “If Karen was in a band”
    Perfectly accurate description of your hair

    • @physicalgrafiti12345
      @physicalgrafiti12345 4 года назад +5

      "If Karen was in a band...and didnt know how to brush her hair."

    • @Inseut
      @Inseut 4 года назад +1

      He looks so hot with this haircut ngl

    • @econmachete
      @econmachete 4 года назад +7

      The Karens - "Can I Speak To Your Manager"

  • @paulblart9230
    @paulblart9230 4 года назад +717

    Fish spaghetti is like what the worst person at the office brings in to lunch.

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 4 года назад +19

      Ive never even heard of fish spaghetti, I'm sure there is a reason

    • @cine-ish
      @cine-ish 4 года назад +28

      Judging from their accents I'm assuming it's Jamaican, if I've learnt anything from my grandma's cooking, the whole fish spaghetti thing is just some cut spaghetti with nondescript fish, veggies, beans and stewed soup along with a few dumplings. It's actually really good.
      Edit: turns out I was wrong, these mofos bodied my heritage.

    • @promethiamoore6462
      @promethiamoore6462 4 года назад +1

      Me who eats homemade fish spaghetti each week

    • @hammies.
      @hammies. 4 года назад +5

      You make me laugh so hard I farted

    • @maddestruction1
      @maddestruction1 4 года назад

      replied replied Never heard of salmon spaghetti?

  • @seanorjuelz1381
    @seanorjuelz1381 4 года назад +441

    Ya Bret def deserves to go to the Best Reviewed restaurant ...this man is down for anything

    • @mitesquata3426
      @mitesquata3426 4 года назад +11

      I won't stand Brett being all dressed up in a suit

    • @camperannihilator4875
      @camperannihilator4875 4 года назад +3

      @@mitesquata3426 i totally agree with you
      It does not suit his chill spirit

    • @seanorjuelz1381
      @seanorjuelz1381 4 года назад +2

      @@mitesquata3426 that be the best part him not being dressed up while everyone else is

  • @kewlioy0
    @kewlioy0 4 года назад +65

    I swear I’m Filipino & the first dishes had me weak because that’s all they sell in my area too LOL

    • @zachmccluskey5959
      @zachmccluskey5959 4 года назад +5

      Ethnicity and race wise im not Filipino. But my step mom is Filipino so I've eaten some of these things and hearing them pronounce it kind of hurts xD

  • @tpeterson9140
    @tpeterson9140 4 года назад +27

    Philip: Did you know people sell food on fb?
    Brett: Yes, I actually bought quake for N64 the other day.

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 года назад +1

      Apparently he enjoyed the chocolate quake ... 1 and 2 😄🤣

  • @sidoram14
    @sidoram14 4 года назад +321

    When i was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching Fland

    • @leoppardo_
      @leoppardo_ 4 года назад +13

      He said son when, you grow up, will you be, the savior of the broken, the beaten and the fland?

    • @soullessSiIence
      @soullessSiIence 4 года назад +2

      I love how these two dudes use terrible grammar to try to emulate the cadence of musical phrasing, when it's completely unnecessary to misuse those commas.

    • @user-os2io9yj4f
      @user-os2io9yj4f 4 года назад

      @@soullessSiIence they were super necessary

    • @sidoram14
      @sidoram14 4 года назад +1

      shut up despair poop breath

  • @liamgallagherrr
    @liamgallagherrr 4 года назад +711

    I actually like Brett a lot (dreads guy) but he low key is like the final barista boss at the last level..ALSO @philipsolotv are you gonna ever contact or address TAJ FROM VICE jacking the one star review concept ????

    • @jtroy1016
      @jtroy1016 4 года назад +44

      vice has been hot garbage since Gavin left

    • @yearight7956
      @yearight7956 4 года назад +47

      They gave that dude a career based on Phil’s idea. Kind of crazy. If he were the one to copy he would’ve been bashed. Yet the vice machine rakes in the views

    • @swanvonmane8533
      @swanvonmane8533 4 года назад +20

      vice seems like the kinda people to ignore something completely until lawyers get involved, but so many people have also picked up this trend that started here

    • @09smartin1
      @09smartin1 4 года назад +2

      I tried to bring it up months ago and never got a response

    • @cdai216
      @cdai216 4 года назад

      Looks like a kid I went to school with in Calgary

  • @Victor-kt6qn
    @Victor-kt6qn 4 года назад +134

    His friends looks exactly like the guy my mom told me to stay away from growing up.

    • @Imabeatyouman
      @Imabeatyouman 4 года назад +13

      I feel like the most dangerous r normal kids cuz so many go down the path of alcohol, stimulants, and depression medication to distract them from the fact that they are miserable.
      Jesus....

  • @kitten-ik7jr
    @kitten-ik7jr 4 года назад +146

    Y’all are living in the regular show universe

  • @hectorhellcat7783
    @hectorhellcat7783 4 года назад +36

    Seeing Brett has two band of sacrifice tattoos makes me like him even more

  • @jules70
    @jules70 4 года назад +225

    Glutinous (not gluttonous haha) rice is a type of sticky rice. The rice, or sometimes the glutinous rice flour, is used in many desserts, mostly from Asia. I'm not sure, but I think it's called glutinous because it's so sticky, not because it contains gluten

    • @Inseut
      @Inseut 4 года назад +20

      It honestly looked delicious, sounds delicious as well

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico 4 года назад

      There is a kind of fluor called glutinous made to make food sticky

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 4 года назад +1

      It is gluten hence the term

    • @KianDowedoffMusic
      @KianDowedoffMusic 4 года назад +11

      It is not gluten as in wheat/barely. Glutinous flour/rice gets the name because of its "glue" like consistency. Same reason the gluten protein is called gluten. Because it is a binding ingredient. That's why gluten free foods tend to be crumbly. Unless something like xanthan gum is used as a replacement to bind.

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 4 года назад +1

      @@KianDowedoffMusic Agreed I can't eat gluten...I can't eat rice either 🤷

  • @Eaaaaaaa472
    @Eaaaaaaa472 4 года назад +324

    As someone with Filipino heritage, listening to Phillip and Bret butcher the pronunciation of the first few foods gave me quite a good chuckle

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 4 года назад +10

      Made me shed a single tear like that Indian in the commercial

    • @RamzaZero
      @RamzaZero 4 года назад +10

      I love hearing foreigners pronounce Lumpia. It's always LUMP-eyah. Lol.

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 4 года назад

      pnoy holla

    • @chlxbear
      @chlxbear 4 года назад +6

      // Deadset 148 people do lol. The comments are here for a fucking reason 💀

    • @neptunetk1869
      @neptunetk1869 4 года назад +3

      // Deadset you do realize that you contributed nothing to this comment lmao instead of sharing a negative opinion why don’t you just go away and comment on something you do care about

  • @NikosGinsan
    @NikosGinsan 4 года назад +355

    Brett is one of the best things that ever happened in your channel.

    • @legmcmuffin
      @legmcmuffin 4 года назад +39

      I didn't think it was possible to out do the stripper, but here we are.

    • @ziutasow2244
      @ziutasow2244 4 года назад +6

      I love brett

    • @CeliaJay
      @CeliaJay 4 года назад +16

      Brett is down to earth and there’s something attractive to him. I’d like to see him more in videos

    • @nickpurdy69
      @nickpurdy69 4 года назад +9

      @@legmcmuffin I miss the stripper

    • @NikosGinsan
      @NikosGinsan 4 года назад +5

      @@legmcmuffin The PhilipSolo lore is becoming more and more complex with each video

  • @moonside24
    @moonside24 3 года назад +21

    Brett just seems like the type of dude shaped by years introspection and existential reasoning. He's so calm and steady. Really seems like when you hang with him he's connected with you and present. Good dude.

  • @Casey3-P-O
    @Casey3-P-O 4 года назад +7

    That "please...as well" was so awkward. It was perfect, hilarious awkwardness. Lol. I'm going to start saying that to people when they say please to me.

  • @CartoonsAndGameShows
    @CartoonsAndGameShows 4 года назад +203

    "The real Facebook Food is the friends we made along the way."

    • @HeinzizBaKeD
      @HeinzizBaKeD 4 года назад +9

      I'm a Flan of that

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 4 года назад

      "unveil that fish spaghetti"

  • @tridelta3
    @tridelta3 4 года назад +339

    When you read glutinous as gluttonous but think something was lost in translation.

    • @thewhothewhatthenow
      @thewhothewhatthenow 4 года назад +17

      Flan

    • @AlexisBaldwin91
      @AlexisBaldwin91 4 года назад +12

      Thank you! I was looking for this comment.

    • @benderaviation
      @benderaviation 4 года назад +2

      It's hard to translate English into Canadian. See also: bag is "'beg' in canadia", pasta is 'pahsta', about is 'aboot'. I'm probably missing some more.

    • @aDubStepdrop
      @aDubStepdrop 4 года назад +1

      @@benderaviation we actually say "aboat" instead of abowt. Aboot is more Irish

    • @HeinzizBaKeD
      @HeinzizBaKeD 4 года назад

      @@thewhothewhatthenow Flanks!

  • @CartoonsAndGameShows
    @CartoonsAndGameShows 4 года назад +140

    I remember hearing a story about a lady who got arrested for selling ceviche on Facebook without a permit, so I find this video fascinating. It's one of those things that's never really enforced...

    • @cbm3
      @cbm3 4 года назад

      maybe you just arent allowed to sell "uncooked" meat?

    • @xAlexZifko
      @xAlexZifko 4 года назад +5

      @1134 unless you can find some older woman selling tamales from a cooler on the street corner this is probly the best way to go lol

    • @b_hazard
      @b_hazard 4 года назад +13

      @@cbm3 nah. You're not allowed to distribute food without the right paperwork. I get it, sanitation and all that, but it's kind of bullshit. People have even been given fines for cooking/handing out food to the homeless.

    • @noiz1762
      @noiz1762 4 года назад

      @@cbm3 ceviche isn't uncooked tho

    • @heilhonkler6981
      @heilhonkler6981 4 года назад

      @@noiz1762 not cooked with heat, aslong as you use quality seafood your good to go

  • @miajmosley
    @miajmosley 4 года назад +146

    Your friend is so hot 😭

    • @danoelmucho2503
      @danoelmucho2503 4 года назад

      I think that he is gay though

    • @miajmosley
      @miajmosley 4 года назад +26

      He had a gf that passed away recently

    • @danoelmucho2503
      @danoelmucho2503 4 года назад +4

      @@miajmosley oh shit I'm so sorry!

    • @EddieSpaghetti07
      @EddieSpaghetti07 4 года назад +10

      Mia Mosley - i was thinking that he is gay . I mean im hoping :)

    • @danoelmucho2503
      @danoelmucho2503 4 года назад +9

      @Will.J ur mum

  • @chr0mius
    @chr0mius 4 года назад +40

    Gluttonous balls, lmao...they're actually refering to rice with high gluten, aka sticky rice. Shit is fire.

  • @thelongestsword
    @thelongestsword 4 года назад +279

    Man I wish I could be friends with a guy like Brett. He seems like such a chill down to earth guy and funny AF too.

    • @ShredCo
      @ShredCo 4 года назад +15

      Would you have sleepovers?

    • @thelongestsword
      @thelongestsword 4 года назад +10

      @@ShredCo Are you kidding? Of course!

    • @ShredCo
      @ShredCo 4 года назад +20

      @@thelongestsword Yes, I'm kidding.

    • @cakeboss1721
      @cakeboss1721 4 года назад +1

      Fuoriclasse lmfao 😂😂

    • @SconnieKayaker
      @SconnieKayaker 4 года назад +11

      Honestly, Brett seems like a cool ass guy. I love watching the videos with him and Phil together because they have great chemistry.

  • @kzero1499
    @kzero1499 4 года назад +347

    Apparently I’m the only one that thinks he looks way better with the shorter hair. Just needs to style it so he doesn’t look like Karen in a band lol

    • @musicarchive1117
      @musicarchive1117 4 года назад +5

      the karens

    • @prodjoshkta
      @prodjoshkta 4 года назад +1

      at least brush it 😂

    • @dudeCar88
      @dudeCar88 3 года назад

      The Karens, eh? I bet they would sound like the B-52’s in their song Loveshack or something

  • @kuuri0s
    @kuuri0s 4 года назад +411

    I'm not gonna lie,
    Brett is so unbelievable handsome im actually questioning my sexuality

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 4 года назад +38

      dont be gay

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 4 года назад +21

      @Joshua Tyler true, there's nothing wrong with admiring others but questioning his own sexuality is another thing

    • @iGotTheJuice3
      @iGotTheJuice3 4 года назад +5

      Wanna know how i know you're gay?

    • @owenamenta1
      @owenamenta1 4 года назад +24

      Same my guy, he is enchanting if you look at him head on in the eyes. Something about the contrast of his eye color and skin tone is very soothing.

    • @whosaprettykitty5076
      @whosaprettykitty5076 4 года назад +37

      Joshua Tyler guys who can acknowledge another guy’s attractiveness without thinking it’s gay are hella attractive. It means you’re a man comfortable with your own sexuality without having to shame others.

  • @cheekbone4554
    @cheekbone4554 4 года назад +33

    "Your poo looks funny, what do you eat?"
    *scrolls through videos*

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 года назад +1

      Orange Mexican river/sewage water ... what could possibly be wrong with it? LOL !!! 😄🤣

  • @mrwonderful9295
    @mrwonderful9295 4 года назад +101

    “I hope my daughter will see you”
    She’ll see him poop

  • @johnwalker5614
    @johnwalker5614 4 года назад +41

    Not gonna lie it's refreshing to see Phillip's videos and see nice people behind such weird situations. A lot of the time they're not criminals doing it out of malice, they're just immigrants who genuinely don't know any better.

  • @cameronpeterson6734
    @cameronpeterson6734 4 года назад +250

    Brett's voice is just one octave above Vin Diesel's.. but slightly more metro sexual

  • @snailsnails8113
    @snailsnails8113 4 года назад +416

    brett would be my ideal grunge emo boyfriend to be honest

  • @oneringruler1986
    @oneringruler1986 4 года назад +21

    "Cutting out the middle-man to someone's Grandma giving you food."
    that's great

  • @Turian_Hustle
    @Turian_Hustle 4 года назад +58

    Brett totally has a Prince Albert. I can feel it in my bone..r.

    • @zaneenox8444
      @zaneenox8444 4 года назад +2

      Reported

    • @BigLordNolo
      @BigLordNolo 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley 4 года назад +1

      He actually does lmao

    • @charin951
      @charin951 4 года назад +4

      He reminds me of the chicken from surfs up

    • @elloochador69
      @elloochador69 3 года назад

      He has Prison Pearls too. You should try it.

  • @giovannijohnson7249
    @giovannijohnson7249 4 года назад +326

    It’s a shame no one has commented on Brett’s sick Berserk Tattoo

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 4 года назад +10

      Someone made a comment and got someone else to check out the manga 🙂

    • @KingGhidora97
      @KingGhidora97 4 года назад +7

      My first tattoo was a berserk one

    • @sobdu
      @sobdu 4 года назад +14

      I think he's got multiple ones, he's got the brand in his neck and the one on his arm as well. It's siiick

    • @KingGhidora97
      @KingGhidora97 4 года назад +4

      @@sobdu side of his face too no?

    • @sobdu
      @sobdu 4 года назад +2

      @@KingGhidora97 yeah I think that's what I meant with neck one. Wasn't too sure about the exact placement.

  • @arlowish
    @arlowish 4 года назад +135

    I love all Brett's commentary. He's just a whole mood and I'm here for it

    • @nouh3053
      @nouh3053 4 года назад +3

      Scoop Squad *I used to bang somebody who lived here, nice building*

  • @edledskal9147
    @edledskal9147 4 года назад +76

    Loom-pia, it's a Filipino style spring roll. I dated a Filipino girl when I was in high school and they always had this at her family gathering holidays.

    • @mors9254
      @mors9254 4 года назад +2

      also that cebu longganisa, that flan which is leche flan.

    • @cerealdust6770
      @cerealdust6770 4 года назад +2

      mors bro longganisa is really good esp paired with rice well all filipinos always have rice in their meals soo

    • @MariMashi
      @MariMashi 4 года назад +2

      I looooove lumpia. 🤤

    • @mors9254
      @mors9254 4 года назад +1

      @@cerealdust6770 u might wanna try it with rice then calamansi as your sauce(or lemon, havent tried lemon though). its fookin A, man.

  • @sissypissyrapper23
    @sissypissyrapper23 3 года назад +10

    I think the world could stand to have more Brett energy

  • @dirchthomsen8704
    @dirchthomsen8704 4 года назад +26

    "The real facebook food is the friends we made along the way"
    '*Confused screaming*

  • @adambarett8629
    @adambarett8629 4 года назад +91

    when he said "heres the scoop" i felt that

  • @jasreallySUCCS
    @jasreallySUCCS 4 года назад +13

    I ABSOLUTELY love those two together. GREAT friendship and content!

  • @shinntin
    @shinntin 4 года назад +149

    Does this mean Brett has taken over as your daily poop rater? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @BananaDucshortz
      @BananaDucshortz 4 года назад +2

      He's such a good friend that he'd probably take the job too.

    • @cooliodiablo6117
      @cooliodiablo6117 4 года назад

      Why are you out of work now? You can be mine, I pay in nickels only!

  • @tybarker5038
    @tybarker5038 3 года назад +2

    Why can’t everyone be as cool and chill as Brett? People that can just talk about anything and go with the flow are such a blessing

  • @tjj2040
    @tjj2040 3 года назад +2

    This is probably one of my most *FAVORITE* videos on you tube… Ever.

  • @michaelyergeau4448
    @michaelyergeau4448 4 года назад +44

    The one time we could have gotten "alright guys, here's the poop" you've let us down Phil.

  • @mcjacs273
    @mcjacs273 4 года назад +23

    "Hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, this is Flan".
    Nice Stan line!

  • @blogcity4830
    @blogcity4830 4 года назад +26

    Everybody gangsta till the berries spicy

  • @Jerry-mz3om
    @Jerry-mz3om 4 года назад +16

    Just letting you know Phillip, Glutinous rice is an actual type of rice. It's sticky rice. :-)

  • @lucasanderson7841
    @lucasanderson7841 4 года назад +41

    Missed out on a great opportunity to say "alright guys here's the poop"

    • @davidtobin2566
      @davidtobin2566 4 года назад

      Shit . I commented that but you bet me to it .

  • @camille1685
    @camille1685 4 года назад +185

    No one:
    Brett: “please, as well.”

    • @midnightmist2358
      @midnightmist2358 4 года назад +16

      Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019

    • @thehardrockhippie7118
      @thehardrockhippie7118 4 года назад +14

      No one:
      katelyn Robinson: "CaN wE lEaVe ThIs MeMe FoRmAt In TwEnTy NiNeTeEN"

    • @redrocketrider
      @redrocketrider 4 года назад

      @@midnightmist2358 please as well

    • @midnightmist2358
      @midnightmist2358 4 года назад +2

      bmcgmusic, the tweens and teens think it’s funny. They can’t come up with a better joke than saying “no one:” then quoting someone

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 4 года назад

      @@midnightmist2358 Change your name to Karen

  • @amiepecaut6707
    @amiepecaut6707 4 года назад +127

    Brett needs to be on here more

  • @ImTander
    @ImTander 4 года назад +43

    *sounding betrayed*
    "Why is it a spicy berry? why would it do that?"

  • @bunniecult
    @bunniecult 4 года назад +5

    brett is so chill and wholesome 🤧💕 pls include him in more videos hehe

  • @milohart6658
    @milohart6658 3 года назад +7

    “Here’s the poop” was such a missed opportunity

  • @BitTheShed
    @BitTheShed 4 года назад +160

    "Glutinous" means sticky. "Gluttonous" is how you spell the word you and Brent were saying lol

    • @FlexicanMayor
      @FlexicanMayor 4 года назад +17

      yeah. it was glutinous rice which is also called sticky rice.

    • @dac518
      @dac518 4 года назад

      @@FlexicanMayor stfu nerd

    • @ECsponger2
      @ECsponger2 4 года назад +1

      Brett, not Brent

    • @dac518
      @dac518 4 года назад

      @@ECsponger2 stfu nerd

    • @FlexicanMayor
      @FlexicanMayor 4 года назад +3

      @@dac518 please be patient I have autism

  • @azherbboy
    @azherbboy 4 года назад +92

    I was hoping for “all right guys, here’s the poop”

  • @soyroos626
    @soyroos626 4 года назад +29

    Most of them are Filipino ‘cuisine’ lol
    I was really hoping they’d try longganisa, embutido and the street food, wanted to see the look on their face! Hahaha

    • @ThaliaAddieCat
      @ThaliaAddieCat 4 года назад +3

      Lol forreal. Longanisa is my shit and embutido is actually pretty good as well lol

    • @rociomanuelaacosta8603
      @rociomanuelaacosta8603 4 года назад +1

      Argentinian food is the same as this, the meat with the eggs on top are called “arrollados” here, but they are rolled up. Embutidos are stiff, and longaniza is salami

  • @kaibutnor
    @kaibutnor 2 года назад +1

    8:58
    woman on phone: uhh okay yeah please?
    brett: please- aswell…
    speech 10000000

  • @suspicioussalad5578
    @suspicioussalad5578 4 года назад +54

    That girl with the roseberries got very stone cold when asked questions about the roseberries themselves

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 4 года назад +12

      She's seen some shit getting those roseberries.

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 года назад +18

      She swam all the way from Thailand with all of those stashed in her cooch 😄🤣

    • @ITSLD69
      @ITSLD69 3 года назад +1

      @@warpath6666 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 3 года назад +2

      @@ITSLD69 When Philip said "It's not bad but I'm still gonna spit it out", I thought "Hey, my gf says that" 😄🤣

  • @GavinGlycerine
    @GavinGlycerine 4 года назад +18

    my favorite shot was the one of you blowing your nose and you could still here him talking in the distance. THAT SHIT WAS SO CINEMATIC

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 4 года назад +87

    Were the fish spaghetti girls Somalian? It sounds like something they would make over there regularly since it used to be an Italian colony.

    • @andreatarmassia
      @andreatarmassia 4 года назад +3

      in Italy we dont cook fish spaghetti like that 🤣🤣

    • @undergroundlace1686
      @undergroundlace1686 4 года назад +1

      They sounded like they were West Indian tbh

    • @theoneguywiththeface
      @theoneguywiththeface 4 года назад +10

      I thought it sounded Jamaican but I don't know for sure. Maybe some kind of saltfish dish based on the look and how they reacted to the smell.

    • @undergroundlace1686
      @undergroundlace1686 4 года назад +11

      @@theoneguywiththeface yeah anything like that Jamaican, Haitian, Bermudian they all eat fish kinna dishes and stuff + theres a lot of immigrants from there in Canada

    • @arianaa.3448
      @arianaa.3448 4 года назад +12

      theoneguywiththeface the accent was definitely african and not jamaican lmao

  • @chrisbryz1652
    @chrisbryz1652 4 года назад +18

    This dudes chill and pretty funny nice addition when hes on the channel

  • @fatmooselips3110
    @fatmooselips3110 4 года назад +70

    Oh great you’re gonna start another RUclips trend and not get credit for it

  • @shakalakadingbang756
    @shakalakadingbang756 4 года назад +24

    lmao a lot of this stuff is Filipino food swear it’s good

  • @johnadamczyk6213
    @johnadamczyk6213 4 года назад +41

    There seems to be a lot of filipino food for sale on fb marketplace

  • @AlgoCurioso4
    @AlgoCurioso4 4 года назад +18

    Many of that food are Latinos cousin and they’re amazing... including the longaniza and embutidos, which are practically sausages...

  • @MeatloafCreep
    @MeatloafCreep 4 года назад +27

    I buy tamales off of facebook. I have her under "tamale lady" $13 for a dozen.

    • @blayke5065
      @blayke5065 4 года назад +3

      I want a tamale lady. Omg

    • @davidcampos8795
      @davidcampos8795 4 года назад

      There's so many tamale and empanada ladies on Facebook

  • @Eremon1
    @Eremon1 4 года назад +7

    I was almost worried they were gonna show Philip's turd and then 3:31's image comes up...that's food? Are you sure? lol

  • @greatwhitenorth9159
    @greatwhitenorth9159 4 года назад +7

    "Flan is basic human right!" - Bernie Flanders

  • @ghostoyster
    @ghostoyster 4 года назад +64

    I like how neither of them know the word glutinous isn’t the same as gluttonous 😂

    • @happpppppppy11111
      @happpppppppy11111 4 года назад +3

      Zöe I didn't know either.... learn something new everyday. Sticky rice 🍚

    • @buffdaddy4673
      @buffdaddy4673 4 года назад +1

      I mean.... To be fair..... They had to pull out a calculator to do 250x12 as well 😂 love you Brett and Philip

    • @chefshit9271
      @chefshit9271 4 года назад +1

      Buff Daddy ooooh big smartypants braimiac can do multiplication in his head OOhhho

  • @brysoncaldwell488
    @brysoncaldwell488 4 года назад +60

    Bernie Flanders:
    "I am once again asking for you flanancial support"

  • @yoloswaggininabox4088
    @yoloswaggininabox4088 4 года назад +91

    Brett seems like a guy i wanna get stoned with and just talk for hours lmaooo

  • @matteomuscas8974
    @matteomuscas8974 4 года назад +2

    It probably smelt bad because it was closed for awhile i imagine. When i bring food to school, even though its awesome when it's fresh cooked, it kinda smells bad once you open the box.
    I love how i came to the comment section just to defend a plate of fish spaghetti.
    Btw spaghetti and meatball isn't a thing here in Italy, just so you know.
    Fish spaghetti too, but we love spaghetti with seafood.
    Bruh you are depriving me of sleep with all your content during this quarantine. Found your channel a week ago, loving it.

  • @Soundmind1011
    @Soundmind1011 3 года назад +1

    Hey Philip, I just came across your videos. You are the man, man! So funny! I’m laughing so hard right now. Definitely made my day!

  • @tickledaclown3167
    @tickledaclown3167 4 года назад +25

    “Please as well” Brett 2020

  • @TheGlob420
    @TheGlob420 4 года назад +5

    brett and phil need to start a podcast they got a nice chemistry and smooth voices

  • @dlxlorenzo9010
    @dlxlorenzo9010 4 года назад +39

    Wasn’t there a website a couple of years ago where people submitted pictures of poop anonymously and people rated it?? Or am I just tripping.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 4 года назад +5

      What a shitty site 💩

    • @CannibalClown96
      @CannibalClown96 4 года назад +14

      Rate my poo, you're not tripping man haha. I remember stumbling onto that when I was like 8 and thinking it was the funniest shit ever.. literally

    • @Psyteth
      @Psyteth 4 года назад +3

      I remember back in high school computer class, my friend went up to go to the bathroom and we went on ratemypoo website on his login. Since they monitored the activity, he was locked out and his name was called down to the office 10 minutes later to explain himself.

    • @TastesLikeChicken3
      @TastesLikeChicken3 4 года назад +2

      Ratemypoo.com

    • @jakegreen5682
      @jakegreen5682 4 года назад +3

      There’s an active subreddit for it

  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd 3 года назад +1

    u gotta respect a man with the mark of sacrifice ink on his arm.

  • @JasonG123
    @JasonG123 3 года назад +1

    those FLAN PUNS WERE HILARIOUS

  • @danman2566
    @danman2566 4 года назад +9

    I absolutely died at the egg steak part because I was literally rolling a blunt while you said that 😂😂

  • @danielmashanic5738
    @danielmashanic5738 4 года назад +8

    More videos with Brett!!! He’s the funniest guest you bring on your channel

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 4 года назад +10

    I love Brett videos! Two buckoos having a grand ol’ time!

  • @lukesanna
    @lukesanna 3 года назад +1

    Bretts laugh looking at the shit with the towel over his nose got me good lmao

  • @Mr._Mints
    @Mr._Mints 3 года назад

    The Krispy Kreme one makes some sense - Krispy Kreme has a fundraiser program for students. Like Girl Scout cookies or Boy Scout popcorn! 😆

  • @ImTHECarlos98
    @ImTHECarlos98 4 года назад +4

    I love how Brett's like "nah, I don't WANT to..." but then keeps insisting 😂

  • @d-rockanomaly9243
    @d-rockanomaly9243 4 года назад +13

    12:57 - "Ok tankooooo"
    lol that was cute.

  • @nataliasikora7867
    @nataliasikora7867 4 года назад +24

    Brett can get it... respectfully

    • @weekendnachoz
      @weekendnachoz 4 года назад

      Ill be ur Brett

    • @weekendnachoz
      @weekendnachoz 4 года назад

      @King Dru better have a fatty

    • @nataliasikora7867
      @nataliasikora7867 4 года назад

      weekendnachoz do you have a silky smooth voice and neck tattoos though?

  • @Eveseptir
    @Eveseptir 4 года назад +8

    "I just bought quake 1 and 2 for n64."
    Bruhh!