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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @ryan
    @ryan  5 лет назад +8278

    hey guys :) smash like button? subscribe if you're a lowballer!!!!!

  • @andrewbo85
    @andrewbo85 5 лет назад +8521

    “Hey I’m selling my children and home and car and wife and dogs and basically my will to live”
    Ryan: $3, take it or leave it

    • @cakelady8534
      @cakelady8534 5 лет назад +80

      Well I don’t have any of those so I would take it

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 5 лет назад +43

      well that's how much mine are worth

    • @alondra7356
      @alondra7356 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @st4rxxii
      @st4rxxii 5 лет назад +30

      z damn you really did your dog and family like that😔🤙🏻

    • @cassidylynn3966
      @cassidylynn3966 5 лет назад +12

      Sold

  • @ariannarichardson9132
    @ariannarichardson9132 5 лет назад +4988

    " can you do 150? "
    " I'm selling it for 1500 "
    " ... _so how about 150?_ "

    • @jacobrose5243
      @jacobrose5243 5 лет назад +38

      Yee Yee I laughed so hard when I saw that

    • @waseem5235
      @waseem5235 5 лет назад +9

      Hahah shut the fuck up not funny .

    • @claudine4486
      @claudine4486 5 лет назад +23

      Markie Beats 😡 reported

    • @wage7450
      @wage7450 5 лет назад +3

      Stealing my thingggg

    • @smirky-shrugs
      @smirky-shrugs 5 лет назад +1

      He's lucky somebody didn't agree, and then Rob him when they meet him.
      I thought it was funny though.

  • @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson
    @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson 5 лет назад +4321

    *my apartment complex apparently doesn’t accept shoutouts as a form of payment*

    • @moongirl8807
      @moongirl8807 5 лет назад +68

      You will laugh but a German youtuber went to a club and wanted to get in for free/a shoutout but the owner said the club is doing well without him. The youtuber was pissed, made a video how unfair that is and now everyone is laughing at him

    • @brennanhuff7680
      @brennanhuff7680 5 лет назад +37

      I’m Michael Scott. You are not

    • @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson
      @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson 5 лет назад +6

      @@moongirl8807 lmao

    • @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson
      @h.i.dwaynethepebblejohnson 5 лет назад +25

      @@brennanhuff7680 oh shit

    • @madelinemorphis
      @madelinemorphis 5 лет назад +3

      that would be amazing if they did

  • @mleah.
    @mleah. Год назад +52

    Help. I can't stop binge watching Ryan Trahan videos and I've ended up here deeeeep into the thick of it. I have work to do.

  • @claralol5642
    @claralol5642 5 лет назад +5804

    “this is awesome roger can u do $8k”
    “No”
    “roger that”
    i honestly laughed harder than im proud of

    • @ellenlinscheid6697
      @ellenlinscheid6697 5 лет назад +10

      Same! 😂

    • @evadeda251
      @evadeda251 5 лет назад +2

      watanabe haruto i dont get it im dumb pls explain it to me

    • @siiri6642
      @siiri6642 5 лет назад +4

      @Lol Bye The dudes name is Roger

    • @madelinemorphis
      @madelinemorphis 5 лет назад +12

      i died at that part

    • @luis7215
      @luis7215 5 лет назад +11

      @@evadeda251 The dudes name is Roger and "Roger that" is like saying "alright"

  • @wage7450
    @wage7450 5 лет назад +2518

    Dealer: I am selling it for 1,500 not 150..
    Ryan: oh.
    Ryan: what about 150.

    • @sploinkbob
      @sploinkbob 5 лет назад +27

      How about 50 and a rock?

    • @idontusethis1101
      @idontusethis1101 5 лет назад +12

      what about 1.50

    • @wage7450
      @wage7450 5 лет назад +13

      Lmao what about this used Condom a paper clip and my wifes divorce papers

    • @hardlyjack9669
      @hardlyjack9669 5 лет назад +5

      Lol, say “lmao ok” if you’re an idiot

    • @shreya7182
      @shreya7182 5 лет назад +1

      wa ge lmao

  • @sophiaoliveri8311
    @sophiaoliveri8311 5 лет назад +438

    Seller: I am selling it for 1500
    Ryan: ok how about 150

    • @crulovesrats7885
      @crulovesrats7885 3 года назад

      How does this have 440 likes and no reply’s

  • @aryrush143
    @aryrush143 2 года назад +9

    to save people the trouble, at 5:30 it says "sometimes i bite my own toenails".
    totally worth spending 5 minutes on, thanks ryan

    • @kwack680
      @kwack680 8 месяцев назад

      thanks

    • @Elizabeth-fo8qt
      @Elizabeth-fo8qt Месяц назад

      i spent about 10 before i got it.. five years late.. idk why im here🤌🏼

  • @MaxReisinger
    @MaxReisinger 5 лет назад +495

    Ryan pronouncing a “?” Was the highlight of my day

    • @McSpanky
      @McSpanky 5 лет назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @McSpanky
      @McSpanky 5 лет назад +1

      Nevermind I found it I just hadn’t watched up to that part yet

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja 5 лет назад

      Please Stop time stamp?

    • @gacharainbow2236
      @gacharainbow2236 5 лет назад +2

      Games With Freja 13:49

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 5 лет назад

      Damn how lame is your life

  • @ethancummins
    @ethancummins 5 лет назад +1948

    okay but ryans new type of content is actually really good

  • @benschwartz8066
    @benschwartz8066 5 лет назад +4606

    Facebook market place seller: **selling a literal house for $180,000**
    Ryan: _how about 150 cash?_

  • @captoveritas
    @captoveritas 2 года назад +33

    “I sometimes bite my own toenails”. Nice one Ryan! 😂😂😂

  • @juliazhu4450
    @juliazhu4450 5 лет назад +804

    no one:
    ryan: *audibly question marks*
    i stg i've never laughed harder

    • @nul00000OOO
      @nul00000OOO 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that would mean Can I ask a question? would just be Can I ask a questionHUH

    • @nelly4487
      @nelly4487 5 лет назад

      -eHUH

  • @tobiastoftdahl8017
    @tobiastoftdahl8017 5 лет назад +378

    You seriusly made me laugh when you said “Roger that🤣😂”
    Pls do episode 2

  • @oof8169
    @oof8169 5 лет назад +434

    “ sometimes I bite my own toenails “
    - Ryan 2019

    • @thefunkychicken
      @thefunkychicken 5 лет назад +10

      *_Well I hope he isn’t biting anyone else’s.._*

    • @micahconzoner2802
      @micahconzoner2802 5 лет назад +17

      at least someone else who saw that!

    • @yorktown5633
      @yorktown5633 5 лет назад +13

      I was looking for that text then i see that and i went to comments to see if anyone else was dedicated enough to turn it slow enough and pause it right on time

    • @simmersixoxo9182
      @simmersixoxo9182 5 лет назад +6

      I saw it too

    • @sonnymora
      @sonnymora 5 лет назад +6

      i’ve been trying to figure out what that said

  • @v1ncecuh2.08
    @v1ncecuh2.08 2 года назад +30

    Bro Ryan has no idea how funny he actually is bro, Every video he had me rolling around😂😂

  • @HH-kn3fi
    @HH-kn3fi 5 лет назад +1543

    ryan trahan commits identity theft for 16 mins and 7 seconds
    EDIT: i see he only committed identity theft for about three minutes. my bad

    • @subswithnoVideos-je8ib
      @subswithnoVideos-je8ib 5 лет назад

      J H lol

    • @carsoncohen7733
      @carsoncohen7733 5 лет назад +17

      I found the name of the guy at 5:08, Major Van Winkle
      Source: the URL in the video

    • @judson615
      @judson615 5 лет назад +5

      *fraud not theft. He did not steal Hugh Jass-Lobal’s identity cuz Hugh Jass-Lobal does not exist.

    • @lele.7908
      @lele.7908 5 лет назад +1

      Tiger Moose PLS HDJFSKLL

  • @ethand8180
    @ethand8180 5 лет назад +1152

    “How about 150?”
    “I’m selling it for 1,500”
    “Oh, I’ll do 150”

  • @alyssatony3701
    @alyssatony3701 5 лет назад +1957

    *wtf = wow, that's fair* ok thank you for this random content im dying

    • @marissaz3651
      @marissaz3651 5 лет назад +2

      Alyssa Tony how do u do the bold font?

    • @Ian856
      @Ian856 5 лет назад +6

      marissa Z you put the * in the beginning and end of your sentence like * this * (without the space)

    • @cituriene
      @cituriene 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ian856 *cool*

    • @birdie1086
      @birdie1086 5 лет назад +3

      *_cool_*

    • @scarlettschratt2785
      @scarlettschratt2785 5 лет назад +2

      *awesome*

  • @1NSANEP0NAGE
    @1NSANEP0NAGE 3 года назад +30

    I like how there’s a storm outside his house and he has tropical music in the background. 🙃

  • @umagonz
    @umagonz 5 лет назад +434

    "sometimes I bite my own toenails"
    5:31
    - Ryan Trahan 2019

    • @cameronx7923
      @cameronx7923 5 лет назад +4

      I saw that

    • @aliyahshams
      @aliyahshams 5 лет назад +23

      i've been trying so hard to find that and after like 10 minutes of trying i see this

    • @rubyabell4574
      @rubyabell4574 5 лет назад +2

      uma booma OMG THANK YOU

    • @catelyn224
      @catelyn224 5 лет назад

      i got that too!

    • @splonkybonky
      @splonkybonky 5 лет назад +4

      i knew some moron would comment that and completely ruin the gag

  • @moremurda
    @moremurda 5 лет назад +2275

    “180,000 thousand dollar house”
    Ryan: “I’ll do 150 cash”

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 5 лет назад

      Big dumper squad

    • @box-fl8xg
      @box-fl8xg 5 лет назад +8

      thats honestly what it should be worth, that house isnt worth almost 200k screw the location

    • @cosmictyb5385
      @cosmictyb5385 5 лет назад

      Anthony Zalesk

    • @pablovaldes2810
      @pablovaldes2810 5 лет назад +1

      he accidentally put a zero there sooo...

    • @gabg8451
      @gabg8451 5 лет назад +4

      why the fuck are u guys trying to be narrorators

  • @allisonsambitions4444
    @allisonsambitions4444 5 лет назад +659

    wtf= wow, that's fair
    IM WHEEZING

  • @pinkwolf2020
    @pinkwolf2020 10 месяцев назад +3

    I know this was 4 years ago but I just found this and laughed. I hope Hugh has found some sweet deals since then.

  • @cheyenne6413
    @cheyenne6413 5 лет назад +334

    This might be the funniest video I've ever seen because its just so simple but hilarious

    • @randumbbeats7588
      @randumbbeats7588 5 лет назад

      Cheyenne check out nelk they do lowballing car salesmen pranks that are beyond funny

  • @POTATO-lq9lh
    @POTATO-lq9lh 5 лет назад +1884

    "Can you do 650?"
    "650 is more than what I'm asking for..."
    "CAN YOU DO IT OR NOT"

    • @havefroge6213
      @havefroge6213 5 лет назад +2

      Hi i love your profile pic
      (Im assuming you’re a taekook shipper, cause i am uwu)

    • @havefroge6213
      @havefroge6213 5 лет назад +1

      Sakis Papad uwu how did u know the future? :0

    • @sakispdsw
      @sakispdsw 5 лет назад

      @@havefroge6213 owo i am a time traveler uwu

    • @choisoobin4094
      @choisoobin4094 5 лет назад

      POTATO ARMY

    • @madelynparkerministry
      @madelynparkerministry 5 лет назад

      Im dead xD

  • @ramymans5256
    @ramymans5256 5 лет назад +377

    facebook market place seller : spaceship that can travel the universe
    Ryan : 150 cash ?

  • @mimis_745
    @mimis_745 Год назад +1

    5:31 “Sometimes I bite my own toenails”-Ryan Trahan

  • @hayvynsmith9911
    @hayvynsmith9911 5 лет назад +269

    Ryan: Offers 150*
    “I’m selling it for 1500”
    Ryan: “oh .how about 150”

  • @twighlightmoon8163
    @twighlightmoon8163 5 лет назад +185

    Nobody:
    Ryan : Why DoNt YoU JUSt mEeT Me IN tHe MiDdLE

  • @stinkiebearr
    @stinkiebearr 5 лет назад +1556

    _middle aged man selfies_

  • @amylondon36
    @amylondon36 Год назад +7

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much in one go 😂 brilliant content

  • @sydniii
    @sydniii 5 лет назад +161

    Mr. Hugh Jass-Lobals is a legend

  • @sianvienneau7577
    @sianvienneau7577 5 лет назад +328

    When he was saying he can’t meet u in the middle, where was he even thinking the middle of what? Like he’s just gonna meet u in the middle of the road or something

    • @florish9134
      @florish9134 5 лет назад

      Sian Vienneau 😅😅😂😂😂👍🏼😁❤️

    • @Stonedsapphic
      @Stonedsapphic 5 лет назад +8

      like in the middle, from the distance from A to B, in the middle

    • @waseem5235
      @waseem5235 5 лет назад +5

      Hahah not funny you fucking bitch

    • @TheSpiceAndRice
      @TheSpiceAndRice 5 лет назад +6

      Markie Beats unnecessary but okay

    • @Kovy2014
      @Kovy2014 4 года назад

      Stripy dude....... chillax?

  • @cakelady8534
    @cakelady8534 5 лет назад +61

    “I have a pet snake...I’ll do $75”
    I laughed so hard😂😂😂

  • @jokuvaa302
    @jokuvaa302 3 года назад +4

    "Sometimes i bite my own toenails"
    - Ryan Trahan 2019 (At 5:30 - 5:31)

  • @kevinvonjames
    @kevinvonjames 4 года назад +897

    Hugh Jass-Lobals was my mentor as well, great guy

    • @trapr1993
      @trapr1993 4 года назад +9

      Kevin Von James Yes his brother is sagebals

    • @pulverer
      @pulverer 4 года назад +9

      @@trapr1993 bro ik him his cousin is highasslowball
      EDITED:He is really annoying

    • @theevrythinggamer9371
      @theevrythinggamer9371 3 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @ronnas4592
      @ronnas4592 3 года назад +4

      Ahhh yeah he's a great guy he was my cousins co worker at best buy but now Hugh went to much higher and better places and my cousin is still in best buy ( not a bad job tho)

    • @micahbauer1204
      @micahbauer1204 3 года назад +1

      Ya

  • @obituki
    @obituki 5 лет назад +706

    $150
    I'm selling it for $1,500
    Oh...
    *_HOW ABOUT $150?_*

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 5 лет назад +4

      Shut up weebs aren’t funny

    • @teggacc
      @teggacc 5 лет назад +6

      Icarus Edema it is in the fucking video

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 5 лет назад +1

      ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ɴʏᴛʀᴀ shut up weeb

    • @vLeucist
      @vLeucist 5 лет назад +2

      @@utopia2134 what do you have against weebs?

    • @dabirdie1797
      @dabirdie1797 5 лет назад +2

      @@vLeucist weebs are literal trash

  • @austinalexander9540
    @austinalexander9540 5 лет назад +622

    “I dOnT eVeN kNoW wHaT mEtH iS”
    He definitely does meth lol

    • @thewindgamer2607
      @thewindgamer2607 5 лет назад +31

      That’s exactly what someone who does meth would say

    • @leesmoak9301
      @leesmoak9301 5 лет назад

      Thewindgamer bitch how tf u know???

    • @bradmarchand7240
      @bradmarchand7240 5 лет назад

      @@leesmoak9301 you stupid ass piece of shit fuck you

    • @honey1820
      @honey1820 5 лет назад +4

      @@bradmarchand7240 Wow! Fantastic comment m8! That was so funny! Keep it up!

    • @TheSerwow
      @TheSerwow 5 лет назад

      yeahh............ no

  • @amosir2274
    @amosir2274 2 года назад +5

    Damn rewatching his videos makes me realise how good they are

  • @kronazmusic5497
    @kronazmusic5497 5 лет назад +96

    Ryan - I’ll accept it for 150
    Guy selling it - I’m selling it for 1500
    Ryan - what about 150

  • @lennie9854
    @lennie9854 5 лет назад +73

    *Nobody:*
    *Literally nobody:*
    *Ryan:* Sometimes I bite my own toenails

  • @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595
    @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595 5 лет назад +153

    " I'm known for my *low balls* "
    Yea not misleading whatsoever

  • @ahnafahmad7199
    @ahnafahmad7199 2 года назад +1

    5:30 "Sometimes I bite my own toenails" - Ryan Trahan (2019)

  • @lalaho3151
    @lalaho3151 5 лет назад +540

    these are gonna end up on r/choosingbeggars
    I bet you $5

  • @SlippinGibby
    @SlippinGibby 5 лет назад +336

    “Sometimes I bite my own toenails” Ryan Trahan-2019

  • @henryberger5088
    @henryberger5088 3 года назад +7

    It was painful watching him pass two Maseratis 😢

  • @ebensteadman2645
    @ebensteadman2645 5 лет назад +691

    At 5:31 why does “sometimes I bite my own toenails” flash across the screen you have to pause it at the exact frame it pops up

    • @pricklyyoutuber961
      @pricklyyoutuber961 5 лет назад +30

      Eben Steadman I saw it 😂

    • @zackattack2777
      @zackattack2777 5 лет назад +11

      Nice

    • @kanerevell3128
      @kanerevell3128 5 лет назад +55

      lol why did he put that in there
      I put it on playback speed 0.25 and keep pressing space bar quickly

    • @angelicdaisy4414
      @angelicdaisy4414 5 лет назад +7

      @@kanerevell3128 you can go back really slowly just by pressing .

    • @kanerevell3128
      @kanerevell3128 5 лет назад +2

      @@angelicdaisy4414 oh true

  • @laylathechef9005
    @laylathechef9005 5 лет назад +326

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    The seller:
    Ryan: My mentor, Hugh Jass-Lobals

    • @chinnychian
      @chinnychian 5 лет назад +5

      I LAUGH SO HARD WHENEVER I READ THIS

    • @dautetik
      @dautetik 5 лет назад

      Chinny Chian ME TOO

  • @eliasbernstein
    @eliasbernstein 5 лет назад +470

    "they're asking 180 grand for this house"
    *i'll do 150 cash*

  • @Auggie_BS
    @Auggie_BS 2 года назад +1

    WE PASSED UR GRANDPA!!!! Love you man💕

  • @simmersixoxo9182
    @simmersixoxo9182 5 лет назад +447

    Did anyone else catch the secret message at 5:30 btw it says “1 hour later, then sometimes I bite my toenails, 1 hour later” 😂😂😂

  • @tedtids3644
    @tedtids3644 5 лет назад +146

    who else caught 5:30 "sometimes i bite my own toenails" AHAHAAH

    • @streetlightsglowing3809
      @streetlightsglowing3809 5 лет назад +21

      I spent way too long tryna pause and read it

    • @tedtids3644
      @tedtids3644 5 лет назад +9

      @@streetlightsglowing3809 AHAHA i slowed down the speed for that

    • @sweatyrepellant7467
      @sweatyrepellant7467 5 лет назад +8

      @@tedtids3644 wow so yal actually use your brains to problem solve instead of trying the same technique until it works wow

    • @sweatyrepellant7467
      @sweatyrepellant7467 5 лет назад +2

      @@tedtids3644 idk how you even thought to slow it down it took me a good 10 minutes

    • @streetlightsglowing3809
      @streetlightsglowing3809 5 лет назад +2

      Mads so did I but it still went quick as fuck

  • @kylah7379
    @kylah7379 5 лет назад +469

    i dont even know what the title means, but i clicked as soon as i got my notif

  • @pearlgurl24
    @pearlgurl24 Год назад +1

    just watched the highballing video, love to see the growth

  • @isabellaanderson4655
    @isabellaanderson4655 5 лет назад +72

    “2500 cash and a shovel. Made of vibranium.” I’d take that

  • @paigeedwards9868
    @paigeedwards9868 5 лет назад +440

    Hayley: *comes in with donuts*
    Ryan: I’m low-balling people
    Hayley: jeez Ryan😔

    • @JJMILL50
      @JJMILL50 5 лет назад +5

      Paige Edwards that’s Hughjasslobals for ya

    • @maxify3333
      @maxify3333 5 лет назад

      300th ike :D

    • @jass4152
      @jass4152 2 года назад

      dow

    • @ggycka_guy
      @ggycka_guy 2 года назад

      Ryan youre dissapointing
      Hayley-

  • @dallangifford5990
    @dallangifford5990 5 лет назад +485

    when your early af and there is no good comments to read😂😂

  • @masonbrown3474
    @masonbrown3474 4 года назад +1

    At time stamp 5:30 it says " Sometimes I bite my own toenails " XD I SEE YOU RYAN.

  • @arushigarg2801
    @arushigarg2801 5 лет назад +789

    Finds picture of middle aged man on the interwebs
    *this is the best day of my life*

  • @remycn985
    @remycn985 5 лет назад +1388

    Ryan: “8k”
    Rodger: “no”
    Ryan:”Rodger that”
    lololol I lost it
    yolo thanks for the likes 💞💞

    • @slowly5.436
      @slowly5.436 5 лет назад +7

      Remycn roger*

    • @mikipokryvailo6132
      @mikipokryvailo6132 5 лет назад +4

      @@shadowflame5442 That is not applicable...

    • @crystaljoy4226
      @crystaljoy4226 5 лет назад +2

      @@shadowflame5442 r/ihavereddit

    • @vrsce0178
      @vrsce0178 5 лет назад +1

      @@mikipokryvailo6132 How is it not applicable? The definition is when "Reddit users use the term r/wooosh when the joke goes right over your head" in other words when you misinterpret it the joke.

    • @remycn985
      @remycn985 5 лет назад

      Max Dec. rightio I was quoting him but now it’s turned into something I can’t even spell

  • @hoodieflame6058
    @hoodieflame6058 5 лет назад +51

    Ryan, I know most people don’t know about the $0.01 to $1000 series but you NEED to bring that back dude. It’s such a good series. I know it’s a lot of work but I know loads of people would love to see that.

  • @funbricks1
    @funbricks1 Год назад +1

    THAT GREEN CAR THOUGH IS ACTUALLY LEGIT AWESOME

  • @subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc
    @subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc 5 лет назад +417

    $150?
    No
    Whats your best counter offer?
    $1500
    Ok ill take it for the $150
    🤣🤣

  • @talabear98
    @talabear98 5 лет назад +37

    *a genuinely good deal of 450 for a car*
    *Ryan:* _how about... _*_lunch_*

  • @xxxkylagt2749
    @xxxkylagt2749 5 лет назад +604

    No one:
    Ryan:
    *Yeah I'll buy the house for 2 bucks*
    Edit-- oh my gosh i've never gotten this many likes before!!

  • @wowweryt7740
    @wowweryt7740 Год назад +1

    Him "what are you smoking meth"
    Ryan "to be honest I dont know what meth is, meth is fun"
    His fbi agent "Uh"
    Me "METH IS NOT FUN"

  • @adril8224
    @adril8224 5 лет назад +253

    No one:
    Still not anyone:
    Not a single soul:
    Ryan: I'll pay you $1 per visible toe.

  • @corinnaslay
    @corinnaslay 5 лет назад +56

    150?
    I'm selling it for 1500
    oh.
    _how about 150?_

    • @florish9134
      @florish9134 5 лет назад

      corinna 200 iq 😂😂😂😂👏🏼

    • @florish9134
      @florish9134 5 лет назад

      Waheguru Waheguru 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

  • @mikejames3471
    @mikejames3471 5 лет назад +1123

    $9.50 for your youtube channel

    • @daniellopez898
      @daniellopez898 5 лет назад +59

      No ill do $4.50 take it or leave it

    • @lifeisastraw1653
      @lifeisastraw1653 5 лет назад +9

      Daniel Lopez shiiiiiii* Idk take

    • @strygentpc3424
      @strygentpc3424 5 лет назад +16

      $1 for your life please I need it

    • @jcemo1447
      @jcemo1447 5 лет назад +14

      i’ll do $3 when he reaches 3 mill subs

    • @mackitv
      @mackitv 5 лет назад +7

      I’ll take it for 0.01 OK BOOMER

  • @thathogwartsboi4676
    @thathogwartsboi4676 2 года назад +1

    Ryan should have named himself Ben Dover

  • @theskywookie929
    @theskywookie929 5 лет назад +741

    *Me sitting here realizing that you probably ended up in someone's r/ChoosingBeggar video...*

  • @pforzheim4837
    @pforzheim4837 5 лет назад +199

    Ryan out here revealing that he's a minecraft villager

  • @josephbonney7255
    @josephbonney7255 5 лет назад +325

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    pool table:
    Ryan:hOw FasT dOEs iT gO??

    • @ld13tz
      @ld13tz 5 лет назад +1

      This actually kind of makes sense, because pool tables have different cloth speeds

    • @nemegto
      @nemegto 5 лет назад +1

      ^Fact

    • @angelropez8269
      @angelropez8269 5 лет назад

  • @nathandorris4510
    @nathandorris4510 3 года назад +2

    12:57 I was DYING of laughter for that clip lmao 😂

  • @LaurenCooney01
    @LaurenCooney01 5 лет назад +85

    this is my favorite video omg 😂

  • @PaytinJohnson
    @PaytinJohnson 5 лет назад +197

    This really needs a part 2 please do it dude!

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад

      He made the highballing video just recently lol

    • @vesperious
      @vesperious 5 лет назад

      @@strawberry_rass7548 r/littlekidsyoutube

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад

      Thatrandomstickmannobodygives afreakabout ???? How is that a woosh? I was letting the commenter know that he did a similar video in case they didn't know

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +1

      Thatrandomstickmannobodygives afreakabout oh, were you trying to be funny? My bad at finding it just obnoxious 😂 but honestly it still isn't funny like r/wooshing is overdone and annoying

    • @strawberry_rass7548
      @strawberry_rass7548 5 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth DesRuisseau your overdone and overdosed :)

  • @susDane
    @susDane 5 лет назад +118

    "Can you meet me in the middle" is the best approach to offering $25K on a $58K vehicle

  •  2 года назад

    Facebook market place seller: *selling a literal house for $180,000*

  • @aur9035
    @aur9035 4 года назад +278

    I literally died when he said he'll pay 9$ for each toe lmao

  • @jeskevanhijum4819
    @jeskevanhijum4819 5 лет назад +74

    I'm wondering how much we're gonna see his messages on r/choosingbeggars...

  • @slipperyant7199
    @slipperyant7199 Год назад +1

    “Sometimes I bite my own toenails”
    - Ryan

  • @Noah-mu3qy
    @Noah-mu3qy 4 года назад +117

    No one:
    Ryan: “searches up middle age man selfie
    Google: hol up 😕

  • @SpoonieScully
    @SpoonieScully 5 лет назад +26

    When Ryan said “?” Out loud I made the strangest sound I don’t even know how to describe it. This is the content I signed up for 😂

  • @maxinew5817
    @maxinew5817 5 лет назад +191

    Hey ryan I haven't watched the video yet but I just wanted to say that. Last night I dreamt that I was I having a nightmare (some matrix shit, but thats not the point) and I met you, and you helped me escape from the nightmare. Thanks dad

    • @katielindsey5072
      @katielindsey5072 5 лет назад +7

      Lol last night i dreamt i met Pewdiepie. Its actually true tho

    • @liya2487
      @liya2487 5 лет назад +9

      I don't remember my dreams from last night

    • @cakwe9161
      @cakwe9161 5 лет назад +5

      last night i dream that i was watching spiderman far from home but in anime and i thought there was gonna be a plot twist but turns out there was no plot twist...

  • @icebreaker6995
    @icebreaker6995 4 года назад +1

    I was laughing so hard, my AirPods were falling out of my ear, no matter how hard I shoved them in there. (There’s a lot of earwax in them now)

  • @LynnAyash
    @LynnAyash 5 лет назад +65

    I'm honestly so proud of Ryan, I've been here since him hitting 30k and honestly never been so happy for him getting the recognition he deserves, always knew you'd make it big, love you a bunch and will always support your content that you worked day and night for♡

  • @dayna29866
    @dayna29866 5 лет назад +61

    I love how he's trying to sound intelligent while making such an Immature video

  • @CDMProductionsYT
    @CDMProductionsYT 5 лет назад +509

    *hope this comment gets hugh jass likes lol*

    • @helloo5324
      @helloo5324 5 лет назад +11

      This doesn’t really work but I’m going to like it anyway

    • @CDMProductionsYT
      @CDMProductionsYT 5 лет назад +6

      hello o - Check the description my friend...

    • @bearsinboxes
      @bearsinboxes 5 лет назад +6

      hello o XD read the hidden comment

    • @helloo5324
      @helloo5324 5 лет назад +3

      CDM Productions well this is awkward

    • @lilymix1642
      @lilymix1642 5 лет назад +5

      OK dad, I'll give this comment a like so you can tell ya kids the kids on the inter webs laughed at your corny joke 😂😂

  • @nowifi9535
    @nowifi9535 Год назад +1

    Sometimes I bite my own toenails
    -Ryan

  • @subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc
    @subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc 5 лет назад +186

    Ryan: Hello i can do $2000 cash but wheres the car
    Seller: *_dow_*

    • @tranman920
      @tranman920 5 лет назад +5

      She probably had dyslexia and thought he was asking about the stock market....

    • @subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc
      @subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc 5 лет назад

      @@tranman920 still doesnt make sense

    • @tranman920
      @tranman920 5 лет назад

      @@subscriberswithnovideos-ci6jc I wuz joking

    • @gabehaarberg5251
      @gabehaarberg5251 5 лет назад

      d o w

    • @jamvisuals
      @jamvisuals 5 лет назад +1

      She meant down as in down payment. She works at a car dealership that uses her picture to entice guys to buy cars LOL

  • @farLander1
    @farLander1 5 лет назад +61

    The guy selling the house probably thought you meant $150k cash

  • @noahcerv2603
    @noahcerv2603 4 года назад +370

    This was actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @Sonyyy27
    @Sonyyy27 Год назад +1

    Ryan: How about 150?
    Other person: I’m selling it for 1,500
    Ryan: oh, how about 150😁

  • @rileykollerxd9256
    @rileykollerxd9256 4 года назад +132

    I love how amused he gets with himself 😂

  • @astridnannini
    @astridnannini 5 лет назад +246

    no one:
    not a soul:
    legitimately not a single living being:
    ryan: *sometimes i bite my own toenails*

    • @astridnannini
      @astridnannini 5 лет назад

      Cloudiily go to 5:29 and press pause play rlly fast in between i hr later it says sometimes i bit my own toenails

    • @catboynestormakhno2694
      @catboynestormakhno2694 5 лет назад +1

      I thought i was alone in the world, before he said that

    • @re_doxx7232
      @re_doxx7232 5 лет назад

      Comedy.gold.

    • @lemonke7605
      @lemonke7605 2 года назад

      I do too

  • @josephstalin8442
    @josephstalin8442 5 лет назад +154

    I’m selling it for 1500
    Oh, I’ll take it for 150

  • @HayesGilmore-no9sc
    @HayesGilmore-no9sc Год назад +1

    Sometimes i bite my own toenails. I spent 17 mins trying to pause at perfect time and this is so funny

    • @HayesGilmore-no9sc
      @HayesGilmore-no9sc Год назад

      Literally right after i commented this i went back to see if i could get it twice in a row and somehow i did, i got sooooo excited

  • @nah9710
    @nah9710 5 лет назад +65

    no one:
    Cesar: ?
    Ryan: qHuhhh
    ( 13:53 )