Ep 7: “Teachers” | Ned’s Declassified Podcast Survival Guide
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- Опубликовано: 28 мар 2023
- This week, we’re talking all about “Teachers.” Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney, Moze has a new student teacher in math, and devises a plan to get the students to listen to him, while Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile. The gang talks about their most memorable teachers, those who left a positive (and negative!) mark on their lives, and what it was like going through puberty on TV.
Why did Daniel flip off his teacher? What made Lindsey self-conscious about her boobs? Tune in now!
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What guests should we bring on the pod?!
Carlie Casey
How bout the weasel? 😂
Daran Norris!!
Carlie Casey
Daran Norris
I really appreciate how quickly it goes off the rails. Classic Ned energy
That's what we are here for. 😎
And its always when Lindsay says the most wild yet somehow profound random things.
Out of all the shows I watched when I was younger, I think Ned’s Declassified had the best school staff
Ned’s has aged the best. Ned’s is the only kids show the school staff was essential to the plot
Yeah, this series didn't the whole "Teacher's are evil" trope. They did have scenes where the Teachers looked crazy but then showed scenes of them in the opposite, just being pleasant.
Agreed, the teachers in this show actually wanted their students to succeed
Gordy might be the most dedicated school janitor I've ever seen.
We agree 😎
Can you guys get Coconut Head as a guest?
Lindsay was coconut head in this episode
They listen u hahaha, next episode is with coconut head.
Your wishes have been answered
I think every episode should begin with Daniel and Devin talking about the plot of the episode while Lindsey sips about three cups of espresso. Then... The REAL podcast begins.
Dude that sounds funny but sexist😂😂
@BluessNRock how is it sexist? It's so then Lindsay can get hyper af and be high energy throughout the podcast
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I love how Lindsey talks about the period. It's really difficult for us girls to go through that in a complicated time and with so many ignorants around. Teach your kids (boys and girls) that the period is natural and it's not ok make fun of them.
We absolutely agree 👏
It happens a lot earlier for some girls so I was 11 and I brought back up underwear and dropped it. So my teacher gave a speech about finding it and was like “we passed them around laughing in the teachers lounge” bc it was silly and cute to them I think. I was dying of embarrassment even tho no one knew they were mine. But the funniest part is the teacher offered for whoever’s they were to come get them anonymously and I DID. I wasn’t about to lose my most comfortable pair.
@@Meanie74 I'm so sorry to hear that and that you had to go through and hear that from so called adults, probably it was silly for them but hearing it surely hurt too, we still have a lot to learn as adults.
Daniel had me crying this episode, especially the part where he explained why he didn't give full on hugs 😂
Lindsey dead on looking at the camera and just letting her old teacher have it... I felt that. Like tell me how you REALLY feel.
I respect Devon and Daniel for being able to talk about periods and not being super grossed out or uncomfortable
This podcast is a riot. From being able to reflect back on Ned’s as fans, the bonus of the BTS, the hilarity of yalls humorous lives, & the random topics that just work, its all gold.
Thanks for listening!! 🫶
My appreciation for these conversations is beyond infinite. 🙏
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But also, don't feel guilty if your period doesn't feel like this magical thing! The cramps can be debilitating for some
Bad boy Cookie is really just.....
Cowboy Cookie, the ladies really love him. Cowboy Cookie, the best you ever saw. Cowboy Cookie, the bullies don't scare him. Cowboy Cookie, yippee yippee yeehaw
Definitely not ashamed to admit Jennifer Mosley was one of my first TV crushes.
I love how Lindsey definitely thought you guys were talking about Chris Rock and not Chris Tucker 😂 This podcast is a part of my Wednesday routine at this point!
Lol yep. When she made the fear of god comment, I knew.
😂😂
@@alexandermccalla5098OMG SHE DID
definitely came to the comment section hoping someone else caught that lol
The part about periods made me so happy!! It still blows my mind that in 2023 men are still using the insult "are you on your period?" when a woman shows any sort of anger/resentment. Like bro...that's all you got for me? You don't have a single argument for the actual issue I'm speaking about??
Always a good time with this unholy trinity. Their real life personalities are FAR more entertaining than their tv personas. Absolutely applaud the rawness and candor shown by these three. OH, and I feel Ms. Shaw regarding her chest insecurities. I was a ballet dancer who was 95 pounds soaking wet, yet couldn't get my chest smaller than a 32D. I layered so many camis just to try to make myself appear flatter and look more "elegant" in costumes. Definitely fed into insecurities about my body.
Respectfully-disagree about the period talk. Well, some parts. Many women with Endo, PCOS, fibroids, or any other number of common albeit debilitating menstruations-related conditions absolutely dread a certain level of monthly Hell that even Dante couldn't have fathomed. But, no ones feelings were hurt. Everyone has their own experiences:)
BTW, I'll do whatever possible to keep this beautifully-chaotic podcast going.
Hugs,
Becks
Exactly this! I’ve got PCOS and my period is absolute hell. I don’t begrudge people who do enjoy it or feel the way she does about it, but my personal experience would never let me look forward to it or enjoy it because of the more difficult aspects of it. I definitely agree that the stigma is old and tired, people need to grow up and stop shaming it- that’s something I advocate for a lot in my personal life. But wow, yeah I can’t imagine being able to enjoy it.
@@cthulhu8329 I am straight up envious of people who can live normally during menses. lol
Well, I hope you are getting top-notch care and receiving treatments that, at the very least, help you manage the pain and discomfort. Hugs:)
I thought about the pain from periods too but I think it was more from the aspect of feeling shame and disgust. Pain from periods is 100% valid.
Y'all I SINCERELY love this pod. It's cool growing up with y'all and relating to you in a show when I was young and now relating to y'all as adults.
We LOVE to hear it!
Makes me feel like everything is okay in this world for just a little bit
These videos always make my anxiety filled days a little easier.
same
We're so happy to hear that, thanks for watching!
Honestly same 😊
That period conversation was so refreshing and relatable, it’s a shame how embarrassed we were made to feel for going through something so natural! Thanks so much for your openness Linds ❤
As a person that worked as an educator, one thing I learned is that you don't have to dress the best, yell, or be overly strict to gain respect from students. It's hard to gain respect from so many diverse personalities. But the best thing to do is show confidence, be secure within yourself, focus on your goals as a teacher, show a genuine interest in your students, be adaptable/open-minded, and keep your classroom engaging. It is a difficult task, but for many teachers it comes naturally.
As a freshman in high school (as hormones' crazed as you will ever be lol) my science teacher was 23 years old freshly graduated. Hottest teacher I ever had by far haha. huge crush on her all 4 years lol she was obviously aware what would come of teaching freshman and us making fools of ourselves lmao. so she had a picture of her huge jacked boyfriend on her desk at all times facing the class lol.
Hahah amazing.
My theater teacher from my senior year was smoking hot & is still hot, I follow her on Instagram & she's one of those new age gurus now.
Intelligent af
That is such a power move on her part.
Why did i laugh out loud when Daniel said “here i sat broken hearted had to poop but only farted” was written on the bathroom stalls? 😂🤣 i love this podcast so much!!
These episodes are becoming more and more therapeutic 😌
Lindsey gave a very cogent explanation on the subject of free bleeding and I appreciate it. And kudos to Daniel and Devin for continuing to prove themselves excellent human beings.
Anyone else gets super excited about new episodes? 🙌🏽
The irony for me is, the one time I did have a crush on the teacher (she was a sub while my normal teacher was on maternity leave) my grades actually went up in that class because I really liked the way she praised me when I answered questions and so forth. 😅
It’s refreshing to hear your conversation on periods because right now in Idaho they’re trying to ban free tampons and pads in schools 😭
What?! That's so insane. 😢
@@SpoobSnack i know, it’s so so so sad and inhumane 😞
Talking about Daniel Lee's erections and bowel movements was something i never thought i needed
😂
Ickkkk
The way Lindsay feels about periods is how I feel about farting/burping. Like it's a natural body function that we could LITERALLY DIE from if we couldn't do it just from the gastrointestinal buildup and we have been SO conditioned as a society to be so ashamed of it, we LITERALLY APOLOGIZE/EXCUSE ourselves for it. Like is the smell bad? Sure, but at the same time, it's a bodily function that is as natural as breathing; you can't NOT fart/burp!
And I'm not saying we should just go around farting on people or burping in their faces but it's sad that if we are feeling gassy or whatever, we have to feel embarrassed about it. Another problem I have is Acid Reflux. I literally take medications because of how bad my Acid Reflux is and it's just sad. It feels bad so I don't mind taking it but just the embarrassment of grossing out a whole room saddens me and what saddens me more is the embarrassment? Takes priority over the feeling. I don't take them because I hate how Acid Reflux makes me feel, I take them because I hate how others make ME feel about it. Like I've literally called in to work because my Acid Reflux was so bad, I was too embarrassed to be around people. It sucks that we have not only been conditioned to feel ashamed of it but compelled to MAKE people feel ashamed of it by drawing attention to it. Like if someone goes "LOOK, MA, NO HANDS" and then blows ass, then you can be like "OHH YOU SMELLY FUCK!" But if it's clear somebody is trying to hold it in or not make a scene, I hate it when someone will be like "ahh fuck; who farted?" Like that phrase? Can make me go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows INSTANTANEOUSLY! I don't know if it's like a power dynamic people feel when they say that shit like how they can change the whole vibe of an environment by pointing that out or whatever but it's just...SUCH a DICK move to INTENTIONALLY humiliate someone! Like something like that can have a SERIOUS impact! A few years ago, I was in such a bad place mentally, I was in a Psychiatric facility, and I think I was rapping for some other patients in there and everyone thought it was so dope, we were just having a blast and I felt on top of the world. Suddenly my Acid Reflux acted up and it built up in my chest and I couldn't hold it in so I just let out a quiet burp; nobody heard it but a few seconds passed and suddenly, someone was like "oh man, who farted?" And immediately, this entire group of people were just like "oh my god, that's gross" and I just casually walked away but I seriously felt SOO embarrassed that BECAUSE of the depths I had already sunk to that lead to me being in there to begin with, this particular incident made me feel so low, I wanted to take my own life that night. Like it was THAT bad! And I didn't even want to be in there anymore; I felt like everyone turned on me. Like my gastrointestinal issues somehow defined me and were more important than what I contributed as a person. It was just a rough time.
So if you are ever hanging out with someone and you smell something but it's abundantly clear that it wasn't intentional or done as a joke or to be funny? DO NOT draw attention to it; it's very humiliating and it hurts A LOT more than the gastrointestinal issues themselves ever could. And that goes for all bodily functions-farts, shits, burps, periods, boners, whatever. The body reacts how it's gonna react because that's it's natural role. So there's no need to draw attention to it or make a scene unless they are doing it as a joke. It's already an embarrassing function just because of how we've been conditioned to feel with it; there's no need to make it even worse. It is unnecessary and can be harmful.
Pardon my rant; Autism's a hell of a drug.🤷♂️
It's so strange hearing celebrities talk about my old middle school lol [I grew up in the same town Devon lived in and went to River Trail]
the honesty on this podcast is everything.
i think it's funny that on the show cookie was the zany kooky one and moze was the straight man and on the podcast it's completely flipped
I love you Lindsey but periods suck butt 😂 they’re not to be shamed, I agree, but they suck. The bloating, the pain, the dealing with bleeding/spotting, the headaches, the acne, the exhaustion, the cravings- etc. It’s not sacred, it sucks 😂😂😂
My grandmother told me how the rhyme went in here day. Apparently toilets often used to cost 5 cents and it was "Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a nickle, but only farted", so it has roots lol
A drinking game when we take a shot everytime Devon says "little baby boy/girl"
My fav is when Linsey said “I’m gonna be really honest with you… yea” the most honest yea I ever heard
Nevermind my new fav part is when Linsey says “waiting until all your parts are developed” and Devon laughs but then for a split second the realization struck
The "Mr. Bigby, that's a big B" line is still in my head all these years later. Really cool seeing you all together again.
I love how they talk about the episode for the first 5 minutes (if that) and then go way off topic😂
“Was it the shame or the guilt?” 😂😂
Okay but like my time of the month is heavily associated with pain and suffering from the cramping. I dont feel shame anymore, but I definitely feel dread.
Didn’t notice the fuck around and find out math equation in the backround until now lmao
And its so accurate!
@@AudioGAWD I know right 😂
Making my Wednesday brighter one episode at a time!
❤
Teachers are one of the first adults kids will interact frequently with(outside of family). So they become a baseline on the kids learning there are good/empathetic, and bad/vindictive people in the world. And hopefully instead of shutting down, the kids can take those teachers and learn how to navigate through people like them.
I just love how they start talking about something out of the main topic 😂😂😂
This podcast has no business being as good and entertaining as it is haha
My only complaints are that it isn't longer and they haven't done a liveshow version yet
Maaaan justice for Daniel haha I kinda feel bad that he didn't really have that same effect on people that Devin and Lindsey had. He'll be my honorary first crush now
I literally feel like I’m sitting with you guys listening sometimes. I wish 😂 great episode
please this podcast is perfect, letting them be themselves and just talk is so good, its funny, relatable and just so down to earth. I like when they talk about the episodes, but i love when they just talk and go off on a joke, the whole erections thing this episode had me laughing like an idiot lmao, please dont change this dinamic
edit: the whole conversation about the mean teachers, something similar happened to my cousin. for career day he told his teacher he wanted to become a truck driver, the teacher shamed him and told him that was no profession. My aunt was pissed and told her off and told my cousin he should be a truck driver and supported him, this kid got out of highschool, took the licenses and by age 19 he already owned his own truck that he paid for by saving his entire paycheck to do so. So yeah teachers really need to understand that whatever u say to kids to stick with them and dont help anyone
these last episodes have been great! love when y’all get off topic to talk about others things and hope y’all continue doing so!
I had a rough day at work today, so this dropped at the perfect time. Thank you guys
I’ll never forget the day the very first episode came up on here and I’ve subscribed ever since this is my favorite channel of all and I always refresh to see if a new episode dropped
So grateful that we got this podcast. Binge watching while its slow at work. Genuinely appreciate the life advice from the stories you all have shared.
I LOVE seeing how your connection is so real. Literally, brings me joy! ❤
Ive been watching neds like crazy since I discovered this podcast. PLEASE keep this going in this exact format!
I love listening to you three. It's relaxing and stimulating at the same time. This podcast is a home to many different perspectives and experiences. I loved today's episode and will as always look forward to next Wednesday!
I just love how funny you 3 are together. I feel like I'm right there with y'all cracking up making jokes about our embarrassing moments as kids. You guys rock, I look forward to this podcast every Wednesday
As a kid who grew up watching Neds and is now a middle school teacher, this episode (and all of the others so far) have been great. From my progression as an intelligent but ultimately apathetic adolescent like Ned, to a young educator now striving to be like the excellent ones I saw in real-life and in Neds, it really is all coming full circle and I can't help but laugh as y'all tell your stories.
Thank y'all and looking forward to the next episodes!
These podcasts have really become the highlights of my days. I just live the fact that they still have such amazing synergy after all these years.
This Pod has quickly become my favorite!! Keep up the good work
This was a great episode where you start seeing the zaniness start to come out. It was still subtle and grounded in the idea of a middle school, but you start seeing the comedy grow. More props, more gags, so ridiculous! Good tip for middle school boys: Don't, wear, sweatpants/pj pants! Cookie be struggling through these episodes lol.
I'm so happy to see the cast of one of my favorite shows growing up hosting a very real, down to earth podcast. It's so great to see the freeflow (no pun intended) of ideas between you all and how you circle back effortlessly to the topic at hand without going too far into the weeds lol. Looking forward to when you can get some guests on in the future!
This is my favorite episode so far! I love your dynamic as always, it's so cool to hear your takes on being natural and how the world can improve. I wish it could be easy, but I really feel like our generations are going to make amazing changes as time goes on.
I look forward to this every Wednesday, gets me through a boring work shift. I'm surprised by how genuinely funny they all are; few podcasts ever get me laughing out loud as much as this.
yoooo cookie saying "everythings a yam" looking scared cracked me the fuck up!!!!!!
I need you guys to know how much joy this podcast brings me each week. Watching you goof around and being immature, yet also telling some really affecting stories about your lives, it's so lovely.
Thank you guys so much for the menstruation talk. Seeing you guys let Lindsey express herself on that topic and truly support her in the convo was so wonderful for me. I've never shied away from talking about my period especially when i'm on it and its so annoying when people act uncomfortable bc its very normal to me and I think even people who don't get them should be able to talk about it, just like you men did. LOVE this pod ! Really excited for it to grow !
I really loved how they asked questions and made room for her to explain her experiences instead of just saying "well we don't experience that so we'll never get it"
This pod is already the thing i anticipate the most every wednesdays
It's so great to see the gang back together like this. Every episode is something to look forward to.
I’ll be honest, I only passively watched Ned’s as a kid. Didn’t really have a connection with the show but this is one of my most anticipated pods every week.
These episodes never disappoint! Always hilarious and interesting conversations between the three of you
I am so grateful for these podcasts and yall
I love how brutally honest you all are, like, for real talking about erections and important things that happen when one grows up, It can get uncomfortable but at the same time its a safe space, I really like the podcast
Daniel, I feel you. I get told (mostly by non-black people) I look like black celebrities all the time.
Y’all post these at the best possible times 🙏🥰
Watching this feels like catching up with old friends. All three are very funny in their own way. I get excited for these every Wednesday ❤
This podcast is sooo wonderful. Talking about the reality of situations is SOOO important. I watched your show when I was about 10-12 and I loved it so much, it was such a comfort show. I love all the growth and important topics because they’re not talked about often enough. Love you guys ❤
This is giving me Nam flashbacks. My WORST teacher ever was in KINDERGARTEN! I blame this woman for why i was always so silent in school. One time i had to use the bathroom, but she wouldn't let me unless I sponged the tables. Of course my little kid self needed to go so i just quickly did it. She had left the room in the meantime, and when she got back, she said i hadn't cleaned the tables well enough for her. Well jokes on her, because i couldn't hold it in and pissed my pants right in front of her. Seriously my most scarring moment in school. I have no idea how bad her life must have been to mistreat kindergarten children like that.
this podcast is so real and pure PLEASE keep up the good work guys
Loved hearing Lindsey talk about periods ❤ and the greater conversation about allowing nature to guide us instead of societal shame
The bathroom stall poetry I recall reading is "here I sit, to take a shit, but all I can do is farther. So I twiddle my thumbs, uh oh, look out asshole here it comes"
Loving this podcast so much. Thank you for always being truthful. Love you guys ❤
We love you!
Haha yess Daniel that saying on the bathroom walls is so common! Haha can’t believe they didn’t know that one 😂
You guys are awesome!!! loving the podcast and can't wait for those juicy stories 😊
ALL of y'all look incredible, Keep up the amazing work
This is the first podcast I've really been locked in with and excited for the next episode ❤
So glad this pod exists. Lindsey was definitely my first crush and still is honestly lol
Wow the conversations we have here! Always a treat and thank you!
neds declassified was the first time i remember caring about a tv event, that field trip special 😩
Y’all this was great ! Especially the period talk !
There’s something about the brainstorming session for a wisdom nugget at the end that feels so authentic ❤
I've been sidelined with medical probs for half of my year and rediscovering Ned's Declassified and then this podcast has been incredible in my free time. It's great that you guys are making this content that so many of us grew up watching and looking up to. Keep up the great and hilarious content ☺
Love your podcast! Such a full circle moment to watch you now and still get tips! Love you guys💗
Thanks for these fun podcasts I enjoy them everytime they never fail to make me have a good time in life. I recovered from corona and these past couple weeks have been hard and stressful. Still a little fatigued but that's not stopping me from enjoying these podcasts of people from my favorite show I grew up with.
This got to be my favorite episode for those last minutes, been exactly what I've been thinking of lately
Look forward to this pod every week
I wouldn’t say cookie was my first crush but he was definitely the first character as a more quirky black kid growing up I aspired to be like and wish my life was more like and I even wanted to get into acting at some point. Also his growth through the seasons made me feel I could glow up as well. Definitely Daniel Lee Curtis was my first celebrity inspiration. Watched Zeke and Luther just for Kojo.
Been waiting all week for a new episode 🙌
This is one of my favorite podcasts. I’m so glad this exists
I have a horrible middle school teacher story. It was music class and we were all sitting on the floor for some reason. I don't remember what we were doing but I asked Ms. B if I could go to the bathroom.. keep in mind I am a shy kid and I NEVER ask to go to the bathroom but I really had to and she tells me "You should've gone before class" you don't tell that to a 10 year old.. I pissed my pants in the middle of music class. There was a huge yellow puddle on the floor and it was the most embarrassing thing that I've ever experienced. I seriously think it was a traumatic moment in my life because it's one of the only thing I remember from that age.
I’ve been literally waiting all week for this lmao thank GOD
IT'S HEREEE