Most of the stuff he talks about is like he's my age. Like the bit about his mom cleaning his face with spit in a tissue. My dad (retired military) had that responsibility, but he only licked his thumb to clean 🙄 my eyes in the middle of the mall! So gross! But it was a learning experience!!
Someone cut me off in traffic, i said "you stupid needledick!" From the back seat of the minivan I hear my 5 year old repeating "needledick! needledick! needledick!" ...omg 😂
There are so many comedians that I love. Yet, I wish this video was 30 minutes longer. Parents spitting-on- or blowing-on stuff was something I also grew up with in the upper Midwest.
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Just to be fair to you; we used to play with 'cap guns' which included a roll of red tape that you would put into the faux bullet chamber, and it had staggered small amounts of gun powder that would make a bang as the hammer hit the charge. The tape was fed much like the tape on an adding machine with every pull of the trigger. We also had candy cigarettes, lawn darts and bag 'o' glass.
Up here in viking Denmark we speak danish, English and fluid German... So we understand these languages..When my son learned to speak he wanted to say "far" which means dad. For 2 years he put a t at the end of it, so when we were in LEGOLAND or going shopping and he couldn't find me or wanted something, everyone could hear a little boy shouting "fart, fart, fart"🤣🤣...true story btw.
I have always liked Billy Gardell. He's a GREAT COMEDIAN AND ACTOR!! When he yells for a joke, he reminds me of Lou Costello!!! He sounds just like Lou! He could find someone to do the Bud Abbott part and they would be HILARIOUS!! Thanks Billy for making my laugh and peeing myself!!!😂😂 It was ashame when they canceled the Mike and Molly show. I was reading the article on WHY they canceled it and it said that it was because "MOLLY" lost all of her weight. If that's true then the head jerks are extremely shallow people. IMO, That show could have worked out for years to come!!
By the time I was twelve, I was the bartender at my parents and aunts houses during card games. I did that until I was 17. Even did it a card game at a bar. I made money that night from the drunks. They dropped money and I would get it to stick on the gum on my shoe and walk away with it.
Love Billy, These are bits I didnt see on the edited Half time show. Almost spit my drink out with the candle shop joke. Sniff. Smell like incest in here. OMG😆😆😆
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Molly: Why don't you stay with your mom tomorrow night?
Mike: For the same reason I don't chew on tinfoil or try to kiss bears.
No need to post blasphemous content
@@PunkDogCreations Nah man, that's just great COMEDY.....nothing more nothing less.
Wife: why don't we talk anymore???
Me: I don't wanna lose the house
I could listen to two or three hours of Billy, he's hilarious
Great comedian, underated & underknown
Most of the stuff he talks about is like he's my age. Like the bit about his mom cleaning his face with spit in a tissue. My dad (retired military) had that responsibility, but he only licked his thumb to clean 🙄 my eyes in the middle of the mall! So gross! But it was a learning experience!!
First time I’ve come across this guy and I think here is tremendous. Will look for more
Someone cut me off in traffic, i said "you stupid needledick!" From the back seat of the minivan I hear my 5 year old repeating "needledick! needledick! needledick!" ...omg 😂
HAHAHA
He's the reason i call people time release ass holes
Read the word of God
@@donaldsmolder7152I have. It’s quite good. I can still enjoy comedy though
@@starwekstarwek9245 did you get in trouble when you came home?🤣
One of the funniest stand ups ever...and I've seen many.
He's very very funny, he really is. I really enjoyed him. Today I'm looking him up and listen some more to him.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
There are so many comedians that I love. Yet, I wish this video was 30 minutes longer. Parents spitting-on- or blowing-on stuff was something I also grew up with in the upper Midwest.
“It smells like incest in here” glad I held my whiskey down. That got me so much. 😂😂😂😂
I wonder how many people understood what he meant when he said a roll of caps and a rock.
That was total entertainment when I was a kid growing up.
I didn't get it
@@pauljoseph1963 Because you weren't a kid when we were kids. But, I'm a bunch of years older than BG.
I still have hearing loss!
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Just to be fair to you; we used to play with 'cap guns' which included a roll of red tape that you would put into the faux bullet chamber, and it had staggered small amounts of gun powder that would make a bang as the hammer hit the charge. The tape was fed much like the tape on an adding machine with every pull of the trigger. We also had candy cigarettes, lawn darts and bag 'o' glass.
I first saw him on a t v show called Mike and molly
Never heard of him till this clip and now Im an instant fan. At age 41 I can relate to everything he said 😮
you're kidding right? he had a major and popular tv show on CBS, Mike and Molly. and the re-runs are all over the place.
I'm older and I can relate to what he's talking about.😅😅
Damn dude . Excellent 👌 .
I think he's hilarious! He made it! All famous now!!! Yay🎉😂 Roxanne
Love you man on that skit your father says get out of the house you and me are on point❤😊
I've watched your TV show for years you are good at what you do you are sooo funny 😊
The Mike and Molly guy he is funny.
Awesome comedian 👍😅
Up here in viking Denmark we speak danish, English and fluid German... So we understand these languages..When my son learned to speak he wanted to say "far" which means dad. For 2 years he put a t at the end of it, so when we were in LEGOLAND or going shopping and he couldn't find me or wanted something, everyone could hear a little boy shouting "fart, fart, fart"🤣🤣...true story btw.
lol this was funny 😂
@@TMstaffer1029 hahaha not for me, his father 🤣🤣🤣
@@mortenhyvejlecherish that memory lol. That’s a cute tale.
@@17s550 LOL
But in Danish that means ‘fast’ 😊
I have always liked Billy Gardell. He's a GREAT COMEDIAN AND ACTOR!! When he yells for a joke, he reminds me of Lou Costello!!! He sounds just like Lou! He could find someone to do the Bud Abbott part and they would be HILARIOUS!! Thanks Billy for making my laugh and peeing myself!!!😂😂 It was ashame when they canceled the Mike and Molly show. I was reading the article on WHY they canceled it and it said that it was because "MOLLY" lost all of her weight. If that's true then the head jerks are extremely shallow people. IMO, That show could have worked out for years to come!!
I had a stick 😂 hell yeah I had one too with a nail to replace its wheel😂 (ice cream lids or anything round) 😂😂😂
Well, I graduated from a rock to my dad's hammer that I conveniently borrowed when he wasn't home. A roll of caps was plenty loud when a car drove by!
They're closed I swear to God so funny 🤣
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This is great 👍
I never even watched mike and molly until like 3 weeks ago😂😂
Awesome ! A pro .
I LANDED A PLANE ON THE HUDSON.... RIVER!......I don't want to hear S**T tonight!!!
He’s not only was funny, but he was gorgeous. his weight added to his sexiness I don’t care when anybody says
Agreed.
~Steve's wife lol
First saw him on young sheldon😂😂😂
Ohh that's true.. he's the neighbour
What a surprise . Very good .t .
Fred Klett is also one you have to check out if you like this guy 😊
I liked Mike and Molly but had no idea his standup was this funny, too.
❤
2013 = 2024
Fun .
Is the house behind the Mike Molly house?
It's amazing how much weight he's lost over the years. I never knew he was a comedian. I watched Mike & Molly and then Bob ❤'s Abashola.
Love both of those shows!!
Reminds me of Jackie Gleason😂
Isnt this the dude from thag show with mellissa mc carthey? The cop ?
By the time I was twelve, I was the bartender at my parents and aunts houses during card games. I did that until I was 17. Even did it a card game at a bar. I made money that night from the drunks. They dropped money and I would get it to stick on the gum on my shoe and walk away with it.
Sully was a nick name for Chesley that was his middle name. ✅
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Love Billy, These are bits I didnt see on the edited Half time show. Almost spit my drink out with the candle shop joke. Sniff. Smell like incest in here. OMG😆😆😆
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Cancer is hilarious.
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Has anybody seen him do comedy since lost all the weight?
On TV show Bob ❤ Abishola
@@entangled6930 No I mean what comedy gigs has he done since he got thin. Not tv shows.
I am married to a man girl
Never through any person, religion, pastor, priest, pope, rabbi, or church...but only through one-on-one personal conscious-choice direct faith...This is one's only hope ever:
See Romans 10:9-13 and 1 Cor.15:3,4 and Psalm 22:16 & Isaiah chpt.53 (even in the Jewish bible).
After salvation see Matt.10:28 and Mark 12:30,31 auth.kjv bible only.
Trump Yes/Harris No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noooooo to both.
He's so funny. Unfortunately it's so filthy I can't listen to it or share it
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