Lexibook Arcade Centre | Ashens
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- This really reminds me of the early days of mobile phone gaming. We just need that incredibly simple dice game that had pictures of dragons and wizards and stuff.
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"No matter how hard you jump, you'll never reach the sky."
Good God, that stings.
Wow, the Steam Deck looks awesome
Huh?
Are you okay?! this is not a steam deck! 😭
@@samholdsworth420 it's a joke lmao
I love how Stuart just goes "eurgh!" when he sees the Yakuuken kid
It's got a lanyard holder so that when you go back to the 80s no one can steal it from you because of the amazing graphics
I laughed far too loudly at the screen sticker adhering to the couch.
I was thinking the exact same thing XD
Grrrre don't disrespect the sofa
the sticker sticking to the sofa amused me more than it should have
This XD
Thank you for pointing that out, I wouldv
e never noticed!
"Hard Win" sounds like a 70s porno movie
Thanks for a RUclips comment I genuinely laughed at. I like your sense of humor ;).
Sp00ch123
Haha, I stole that joke from Ashens ;)
Oh, I hadn't reached that part yet..... Awkwaaaaaard.
Sp00ch123
I stole it from this classic video of his:
25 ZX Spectrum Games That Sound Like Seventies Porno Movies
Oh, so it's not a line from this video I missed. Also thanks for the vid, I'm gonna watch it now.
"Yakyuuken" means "baseball fist" in Japanese.
Not... sure what that has to do with first-person rock-paper-scissors, but okay.
+bitwize They probably meant Janken which is Japanese for rock-paper-scissors.
+Sal Cusmano I did some digging. It turns out that "yakyuuken" means *strip* rock-paper-scissors. It started off as a Japanese baseball cheerleading dance, which then became a rock-paper-scissors game. Then one of those wacky Japanese game shows added a strip variant, and now it's recognized as strip RPS. Which just makes calling that minigame "yakyuuken" even weirder.
bitwize Really? Oh, Japan you are a one.
Thing is, lexibook is french, which just makes this more confusing
*Has 3 buttons*
*2 of the buttons demolish the idea of ergonomics and makes the system unwieldy*
*Uses one button for every game*
Deodragoon S
That's satania
Lexibook being a hipster, not having a headphone jack before it was cool
GBA SP too
@@leafyisherearchive4484 WonderSawn says bitch please.
For the Chef Excellence at the end, I was half expecting the last image to fade into the one of the chef from the Kitchen War game...
Fun Fact: The background used in Spring Bros is blatently stolen from Super Mario World for the SNES
another fun fact. your picture is digimon. therefore i like u
4 of those Games are actually, Game & Watch games.
I actually have the Donkey Kong 3 G&W. It has two controllers, and is the inspiration for "Baby Arms."
List of games in order:
Mr. Runner 3:01
Mr. Mosquito 3:51
Win or Lose 4:28
Mystic Totem 4:58
Gear Race 5:41
Hampster Fighter 6:36
Money Go! 7:11
VS.FootBall 7:54
Closed Shell 8:35
Take a Smile 8:57
Fruit Killer 9:42
War Of Mummy 10:19
Happy Farm 11:33
Morra 12:21
Puzzle Pop 13:27
Baby Arms 13:47
Ghost Buster (yes, Ghost Buster) 14:26
Sea War 14:45
Hide And Seek 14:57
Bounce 15:20
Yakyuuken 15:45
Bingo Zap 17:14
Juggle 17:38
Bird Hunter 18:15
Spring Bros. 18:47
Move It 19:08
Smart Frog 19:17
Kitchen War 19:58
Hard Win 20:55
Bubble Master 21:17
Like if this helped you
why
Some people will like it because it can help people find a game that sounds vaugeley cool.
TheIronGAMING I... I just... Seek help
Kirill Podzorov Why?
TheIronGAMING - GFX & Gaming! but none of the games sound cool. this is a mock video, not a genuine review
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that it has a B button but no A button?
I noticed that as well, haha
The A button is the "extra" button on top of the console.
usohachi the A button is on top! of the little lexibook arcade
But does have a button. It's right there.
Ninja Yoshi r/wooosh
19:07 Are those three bongs?
Throw the ring on the bong attraction at the weed fair!!!!
I found it really pleasing how the sticker from the screen stuck perfectly to the back of the sofa.
That was an excellent outro.
"Yeah you knock the other one into the sky where he will doubtless die on impact" one of ashens's best lines.
Ashens makes pointing cameras at games look cool.
Morra is a weird Italian version of rock/paper/scissors except with numbers and screaming.
Source: i have Italian-american friends who play it all the time.
that carrot game actually looked like fun:D
+Pudding there's a flash game called happy pill. it's basically the same
I got one of these while on a business conference trip..i forgot my DS O_o..LOL keped me from going mad in a hotel room for only $12 bux..
If only Jack Torrance had had a Lexibook Arcade Centre...
12 dollars bucks is a good price
I remember the first appearance of Chef Excellence. That was a funny video, I laughed through the entire one. Best part was I found a Mr. T sponsored vegetable steamer the next day at a Zellers.
omg that rock paper scissors game was pucca! aw that brings back some memories
I shall forever have that Mr. Runner music in my head forever now lol
19:08 Im surprised he missed the fact that the towers are actually bongs filled with gumdrops.
I like how Chef Excellence is turning more and more Italian.
This thing is SO much better than the shitty pop stations he's reviewed.
22:39 "An Excellent Photobomb"
I think you've broken me, Stuart. All I can to this thing, after hours of pop-station reviews you've made, is that it looks alright, actually.
Actually almost died of laughter when Ashens said "This is sucking all sorts of ass"
The sprites from the Morra game remind me of a slightly old cartoon used to watch a lot called Pucca.
The Spring Bros background was from fucking Super Mario World. I can't even...
You know...i actually work on mobile phone games (good ones, not this crap) and i bet if a major company was to release some of these they'd still get 100,000 downloads in under 48 hours -_-
1:50 i found it hilarious how the cover sticked to the sofa.
Better than pop station
Man,all are (or most) of these games are either.
1. Game and watch styled games
2. They are game and watch games but with different sprites like with spring bros.
Modern version of Action 52.
+CaptmagiKono Except not quite as shit. Still shit but not AS shit.
It bloody well is not. I don't think you fully appreciate the horror of Action 52, if you go on and compare this to it. A52 was the first game my parents ever bought me, (after SMB/DH-cart that came with the system) so for the next year or so I was stuck with only Mario, Duck Hunt and Action 52. Believe me when I tell you that I would've cried tears of joy to have something like this back then.
Your parents bought you a $200 game?! ...Even if it was Action 52, I envy you...
It was about 1994 when I got it. I'm sure it didn't cost much more than a regular game at that point.
Altough even the regular Nes-games were super expensive at the time. I'm from Finland and we had marks as currency back then, but in today's money, taking to account the inflation, a Nes game would be about 110€/120$. That's insane!
"An Excellent Photobomb"
22:39
what does the end say. its there for like a split second with chef exelent
an excellent photobomb
This could actually keep me busy during a long car trip
Might as well just emulate actual games on your phone or PSP or whatnot XD
you can get the lexibook arcade centre with 60 games too
I have one with 200
Lucky you.
ZC-Infinity I have one with 420 😎 get on my level
22:28
That's the Chef Excellence that's going to be in "Quest for the Game Child"!!!
The Russian instructions on the back of this thing are a crime against humanity.
It's literally just a meaningless bunch of Russian-ish & Ukranian-ish words (some non-existing words included), put together in English word order and, for some reason, with German morphology.
That's because it's Bulgarian…
No, that's clearly a Bulgarian flag. The Russian flag has white, blue and red colors, the Bulgarian one has green in lieu of blue. Are you colorblind?
is no-one gonna point out the fact he perfectly threw the sticker onto the side of the sofa
"Its like Pokemon Snap for people with no imagination."
So its Pokemon Snap then?
Steve Perrin XD
ecks dee
Pokémon Snap was great
Excellent! It's one of those nights where a short Ashen's video just won't suffice. How serendipitous you incredible human!
Stone, sheet, clippers...
That Chef execllence at the end gives me the willies
murra is a parody of a disney cartoon called pucca
+Dewa Widjayanto (RadenMass) It wasn't Disney's though.
What?
Action 52 is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your Action 52 evolved into Lexibook Arcade Centre!
For some reason Ashens reminds me of a English Alchestbreach... Anyone else?
Oh my god yes!
2:27. It seems Dr. Ashens is channeling his inner Dr. T.
An excellent photobomb
Are we ignoring the fact that "move it" is towers of hanoi with bongs?
The rock-paper-scissors game was a rip-off of the TV show named Pucca. Anyone remember that one?
+Connor Girard I knew I saw something similar to that show, mostly because of the art style the Lexibook game used.
Yeah you knock your opponent into the sky where he will doubtless die on impact. That has to be in the top 10 of ashens's best quotes
I saw one 2 days ago in a discount in Germany. However it was "200 Games".
Yiff in hell, furfag.
SagBobet
Alrighty then =3 wanna join?
SagBobet Still better than the my little pony hipsters, aka phronies.
He think you are a furry.
scripss shut up bigot
After watching this at least 10 times since it's release, I just realized you stack the rings in MOVE IT on bongs.
"Stack the rings in MOVE IT on bongs?"
You've been reading too many of those crappy Chinese translations.
scripss They do get into your head. Kinda like rhyming it sort of morphs your ability to comprehend words temporarily.
Oda Swifteye Nah man, just take a look closer. It really is a bong pipe.
12:36
That is a ripoff of Pucca,a character made in Korea.
And and an awesome cartoon show we had back in the 00's.
12:36
It was Korean? I didn't realise that.
I was intrigued by that, and there was a comic on DeviantArt I was following a couple of years ago, I need to see if I can find that. I was actually intrigued by the storyline.
12:19 OMG, Pucca was on this console.
Why are gasoline containers green in England? Is that supposed to teach people that burning gasoline is eco-friendly?
+yottskry12 I watch PhotonicInduction, and he lives in Norfolk, England. He uses petrol containers on numerous occasions, and they are always green plastic, square containers with a spout. Ours are red here in the USA. Yellow is for diesel, and blue is for kerosene.
***** You can put whatever you want in ours too, but the front of the blue plastic container says "DANGER: FLAMMABLE! CONTAINS KEROSENE" or something like that. It's more of a recommendation. All of them are made of High-Density Polyethylene plastic, so it doesn't matter.
One color we don't have is green!
+SouthwesternEagle The colours do have meaning here, green is unleaded, read is 4* (leaded) and black is diesel .
Liam Dowling I sincerely hope no one uses Leaded gasoline today! :(
The effects of it on the brain and nervous system are horrible.
Why are yours red? Is that because you think it makes them go faster?
There's a reason the graphic style in the Rock, Paper, Scissors game is interesting/sort of nice. It's a ripoff of a franchise called Pucca. She's a South Korean cartoon character that's often used in ways similar to Hello Kitty. The character on the left in red looks like her, and the one on the right in yellow looks the love interest Garu. Just Google Pucca and you'll see what I mean.
LOL yakyuuken was so funny XD 15;50
Alex Las I'll get you the link to that part: 15:50
K Thx
Every time everytime I want a ashens video it pops up in my sub box
13:09
Ashens: Who's gonna win,
Ashens: Who's gonna care.
(Girl: This game of rock paper scissors is our love. This game of rock paper scissors is our life. Whoever loses gets whacked into the sunset.
Boy: Ok. Got it.
Girl: (rock paper scissors) ROCK!
Boy: SCISSORS! OW! NOT AG...)
Ashens: Kind of looks like a painted egg on the right.
Ashens: You win.
(Girl: BYE FOREVER!!!!! (silenty says in brain "I never even liked you -9000000000000000.'')
Boy: (laughing all the way says WwWwWhy?)
Ashens: And.. yeah. You knock the other one off into the sky where he'll doubt he'll die of impact. Wow. What a astonishlngy violent little weirdness of a game that was.
The "Morra" of the story is.... NEVER PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WITH MALLETS.
(see what I did there)
no, i just think you're an idiot.
Garen Crownguard Why?
TheIronGAMING - GFX & Gaming! do you really need an answer to that
somekindoflandcow Lol
You have left me with an undeniable urge to raise that lexibook into the sky with one hand. And then thrust it into the concrete with ungodly force. While the incongruent shards of inferior plastic rain down around me only then will the curse of the lexibook be lifted. or something.
that rock paper scissor game is stolen from a show called Pura. wow wee no shame in these things.
*pucca
dam auto correct reamed me... sorry bout that.
Oh yeah, I remember when Jetix UK used to air that
For added shaky enjoyment, move your phone or device around in your hands.
morra = pucca rip-off
Arin Jäger good so I'm not the only one
Arin Jäger thank god i’m not the only one
Not only was Bird Hunter a rip-off of a WarioWare game, the game before it (Juggle) is pretty much a toy-game-thing from WarioWare Touched.
the game is also completely different
you run while the ceiling occasionally comes down to the floor with a few pockets to not be squished are, you try to run as far as you can avoiding being squashed by controlling your guys speed(slow, normal, fast)
The rock paper scissors game pulled characters from a Cartoon show called Pucca. The girl on the left is the eponymous Pucca, and the man on the right is her love interest, the ninja Garu.
That frog game looks like the kind of puzzle that sometimes shows up in adventure and RPG games, but that no one ever enjoys.
Wow its chicken pika!
It's always perplexing to hear those same exact themes reused over and over from any kind of plug n play. Most famous from the "Take a Smile" game, or "Closed Shell". No matter which plug n play game of 8 bit games you encounter, it is bound to have overused music borrowed into the games more than once.
I love your vids so much ashens.
Without them I would in a straight forward sarcastically empty world.
Thanks mate :D
I end up watching Ashens while having my lunch in the office.
I love the accent he puts on when playing Hard Win. "Occasionally you'll have fun. No, wait, I'm lying."
9:20 reminds me of the photo racing mini game from rhythm heaven for ds. I think it uses the same car sound effect, too.
Yakyuuken is actually rock-paper-scissors but when one person loses a round, they take off an article of clothing.
7:57 is that Hello Kitty without a face?!
I would like to point out that the vs. Football game or whatever it was called is a pong ripoff, not arknoid (or however you spell that)
I enjoy the Japanese variation of Rock Paper Scissors wherein the winner has to put on a helmet (generally a bowl) before getting whacked over the head by the winner (generally with a newspaper).
I lost this beautiful thing im still looking for it
I have a Finding Dory version of this. It has 150 games on it but it also features most of the games seen in this video.
There was something about "Juggle" which sent me into uncontrollable hysterics...
"An Excellent Photobomb"
and who the hell is that guy we'll never know
I love how that sticker is just stuck on the couch.
chef excellence's excellence decreases with each incarnation
My dad gave me one of these for Christmas last year (it was one of those rewards you get when you accumulate a certain number of points on your credit card).
As soon as I laid eyes upon it, I took to calling it a _Pop Station_.
13:40 I think you're thinking of Puzzle League/ Tetris Attack.
It's a smiling bearded name with the words under him reading "An excellent photo bomb".
It's nice to see cheapo handhelds that are actually in full color at least.
This reminds me of Action 52 so much.
I can't believe this has a color pixel-based screen and a 16-bit processor... and still the games are at basically the same level as the 80's LCD games (like the ones in the POP Station.)
I've decided I'm sending Ashens this thing I found at a flea market called The Revolution. It is really similar to this and the Vii he reviewed. It actually has the first Tower of Hanoi game and the Hide And Seek game. It also has Plumber and Mr. Onion, mentioned on the Vii's VC-1 review. Not to mention tons of the 54 games on it rip off Disney stuff (the mice from Cinderella and Sebastian from The Little Mermaid) and sprites from RPG Maker 2000.
When I was a kid, I had a Cookie Monster Cookie Counter game that had the same juggling game in it. I never learned any math because I was too busy juggling cookies.
Its like they looked at Wario Ware and went 'Why are these games five seconds? Lets make them go on FOREVER.'
12:24 Those are actually characters from a show called Pucca that was on the one Disney channel a few years ago.