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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 308

  • @gregpoiboy
    @gregpoiboy 4 месяца назад +616

    “I don’t have time to grind in Omaha” 😂😂😂😂

  • @projectnewtype6879
    @projectnewtype6879 4 месяца назад +339

    I’ve seen some wild shit in my time but dude swallowing a kidney stone is definitely top 3 mind bending moments holy fuck

    • @rickylopez2011
      @rickylopez2011 4 месяца назад +16

      It's 1am and I just yelled in disgust and laughed so hard

    • @GlRTHBR00KS
      @GlRTHBR00KS 4 месяца назад +17

      Which is exactly why he did it. Luis isn’t funny, so he had to force a laugh via shock humor

    • @Charlesgerb
      @Charlesgerb 4 месяца назад +1

      I think that was my first legit jaw drop moment what the fuck!

    • @TifffanyTaylor
      @TifffanyTaylor 3 месяца назад +6

      The first kidney stone to exit one man, & enter a different man. What an accomplishment

    • @mesowinss
      @mesowinss 3 месяца назад

      ​@@rickylopez2011😮😅

  • @DackeryDensen
    @DackeryDensen 4 месяца назад +301

    “I strangled the guy with a chain…”
    “We’ll be right back” - Dr Phil

    • @PwnyBoy
      @PwnyBoy 2 месяца назад +1

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @poke_hoard422
    @poke_hoard422 4 месяца назад +219

    That PURPLE BACON shit got me dead

    • @DagnirRen
      @DagnirRen 3 месяца назад +3

      Bro im dying at that one 😂

    • @nikaiobadze6340
      @nikaiobadze6340 3 месяца назад +1

      Please explain

    • @ryanalexharris
      @ryanalexharris 3 месяца назад

      @@nikaiobadze6340describing pu$$y

    • @JomboyTonesAgain
      @JomboyTonesAgain 2 месяца назад

      @@nikaiobadze6340it’s a certain brand laxative from Argentina

    • @A87-p1l
      @A87-p1l 2 месяца назад

      @@nikaiobadze6340their privates are darker 😂

  • @TigerHood69
    @TigerHood69 4 месяца назад +86

    the lords work. Highlights: unlocking all the islands for visa citizenship and dude drinking a kidney stone. Glad to see the show it back in its OG format and not in arenas with crowds who aren’t fully immersed

    • @ElyciusM
      @ElyciusM 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, comedy clubs are definitely the best format for the show.

  • @Igoreshkin
    @Igoreshkin 4 месяца назад +143

    1st guy was hilarious XD

    • @wizcorn9958
      @wizcorn9958 4 месяца назад +7

      Hey, I was just wondering if you still think the first guy was hilarious?

    • @Igoreshkin
      @Igoreshkin 4 месяца назад +22

      @@wizcorn9958 Rewatched twice and I confident that 1st guy was hilarious XD

    • @weepo2651
      @weepo2651 3 месяца назад +1

      @@wizcorn9958yeah that dude was the best of the video he killed more than the regular

    • @Fortys40s
      @Fortys40s 2 месяца назад

      Ehh his minute was wack but he is funny

  • @bonesandknives
    @bonesandknives 4 месяца назад +196

    “they BOTH have cancer??”

    • @vinny2555332
      @vinny2555332 3 месяца назад +6

      Your comment is useless just like mine

    • @joshbrall8711
      @joshbrall8711 2 месяца назад +2

      So is mine but, when do I finger you made laugh out loud a lot

  • @dianaduarterdd
    @dianaduarterdd 4 месяца назад +47

    That dude swallowing the kidney stone is going to haunt me forever 💀

    • @carsonbravo6326
      @carsonbravo6326 3 месяца назад +1

      Right im two minutes into the next set just looking for comments about that 🤢

  • @usherhubb
    @usherhubb 4 месяца назад +148

    HE DID NOT just pop that kidney stone like a perc

    • @SockMonkeyPal7
      @SockMonkeyPal7 4 месяца назад +1

      You’re edgy and cool.
      What are Percs?

    • @usherhubb
      @usherhubb 4 месяца назад +27

      @@SockMonkeyPal7 Multi-Vitamins, hope this helps!

    • @Wilderbliss17
      @Wilderbliss17 3 месяца назад +5

      @@SockMonkeyPal7aw.. does someone need a hug? 🤗

    • @ericcunningham9776
      @ericcunningham9776 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@SockMonkeyPal7 I can't even really fathom you being serious with this comment 😂

  • @aaronshardlow1234
    @aaronshardlow1234 4 месяца назад +21

    “Send the planes Pete” bro has no fear of being cancelled

  • @thejankest4541
    @thejankest4541 4 месяца назад +63

    Wow finally someone named Ari who’s funny.

    • @powermansd
      @powermansd 4 месяца назад +3

      the amazing racist was hilarious when i was young but i agree

  • @Hoodie_Tello202
    @Hoodie_Tello202 4 месяца назад +26

    Purple bacon is the craziest shit I’ve heard. Hilarious!!!!!

  • @MBforme5677
    @MBforme5677 4 месяца назад +117

    He did not just eat the kidney stone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mario-xx7jn
    @Mario-xx7jn 4 месяца назад +52

    The fact that I’ve gotten active during a fault in our stars made me laugh pretty hard

    • @Sacksalot
      @Sacksalot 4 месяца назад +6

      You’re weird

    • @dhdixjrnedndjd9672
      @dhdixjrnedndjd9672 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Sacksalotshut up

    • @Sacksalot
      @Sacksalot 4 месяца назад

      @@dhdixjrnedndjd9672 go feel up a girl during schindlers list and leave me alone

    • @teodoronova2548
      @teodoronova2548 3 месяца назад +4

      W mans

    • @Mario-xx7jn
      @Mario-xx7jn 3 месяца назад

      @@teodoronova2548 thank you

  • @G-USA
    @G-USA 4 месяца назад +47

    There is nobody better to swallow a kidney stone next to than the germaphobe Sal Vulcano lmao

  • @DeezGarage
    @DeezGarage 12 дней назад +2

    Just give me some of that Purple BACONNNN😂😂😂

  • @TrulyNowhereMan
    @TrulyNowhereMan 4 месяца назад +124

    Jack Shaw and Drew Nickens are insane additions to the KT pokedex.

    • @gerardoneiragonzalez2824
      @gerardoneiragonzalez2824 4 месяца назад +1

      Casey rocket>

    • @Peterward.arborist
      @Peterward.arborist 4 месяца назад +6

      KT Pokédex 😂

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 4 месяца назад

      So insane they made William Montgomery think his job was gone lol

    • @em0p0ny
      @em0p0ny 4 месяца назад

      Disagree​ with yah but respect the opinion@@gerardoneiragonzalez2824

    • @caseyryan4002
      @caseyryan4002 4 месяца назад +5

      Drew Nickens hasn't made me laugh even once. I don't get the hype

  • @lolinpinguin
    @lolinpinguin 2 месяца назад +5

    “Limp Bizkit is older than my country“ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Defund_HOA.
    @Defund_HOA. 15 дней назад +1

    Jack was killing it effortlessly 😂😂

  • @theamazingoutlaw
    @theamazingoutlaw 4 месяца назад +62

    purple bacon 😂

  • @christinajay8696
    @christinajay8696 26 дней назад +3

    I know lots of ppl are after u Tony, the left & right and Puerto Ricans comin to get ch. 😂

  • @kurtiswoods1663
    @kurtiswoods1663 4 месяца назад +16

    Louis C Qeusadilla holy fuckin shit you're often too good Tony.

  • @ZoTrAcK
    @ZoTrAcK 4 месяца назад +24

    A very funny part that is missing here is when William told he had a friend named Jamone and I think Luis J. said, "wait, you have a friend named with the sound that Michael Jackson does?"

  • @ChuckBerry-em8iu
    @ChuckBerry-em8iu 4 месяца назад +8

    The answer to “I don’t know If he’s Gay or Puerto Rican” is quite often yes.

  • @milesrobbins11
    @milesrobbins11 4 месяца назад +11

    “Aioli was on everything…I don’t fk with aioli at all” 😂😂😂😂 23:48

  • @DackeryDensen
    @DackeryDensen 4 месяца назад +18

    Antonia guy goated! 😂

  • @nbaez
    @nbaez 4 месяца назад +6

    Drew sounds exactly like buddy from step brothers lolol

  • @Jerry-b7f
    @Jerry-b7f Месяц назад +1

    Lewis is NEVER getting kissed again, not even from the dog..😂

  • @dashp8902
    @dashp8902 3 месяца назад +2

    Purple bacon . My new favorite phrase

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy 4 месяца назад +8

    Bruh i got work in like 4 hours but im up cacklin

  • @nathanielbalangitao1367
    @nathanielbalangitao1367 4 месяца назад +10

    Who uses rape as a opening joke first time on😂💀

  • @gipperbark
    @gipperbark Месяц назад +1

    Tony's "Louis Quesadilla" @ 6:02 is gold

  • @angelordonez2959
    @angelordonez2959 4 месяца назад +6

    "were winning the race"

  • @shakashakur4233
    @shakashakur4233 4 месяца назад +4

    Eating someone else’s kidney stone is the wildest shit😂

  • @Uncleharley77
    @Uncleharley77 4 месяца назад +2

    Must have the only mountain of blow back stage. Everyone is wired lol luv it.

  • @kerrymiller4074
    @kerrymiller4074 2 месяца назад

    Dude got the best therapy session ever, he was for real re-living that shit

  • @mehmustache
    @mehmustache 3 месяца назад +2

    "We have a castel and we have MEEEEEEE""" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @idonwantella2824
    @idonwantella2824 15 дней назад +1

    I get kidney stones, but I'm not a woman and have no idea how to compare it to giving birth. But I can tell you what a man feels.... A dull ache begins in your lower back. That ache starts getting worse and it starts moving around to the front. Once the stone has almost made it to your bladder, you start to feel like someone kicked you in the nuts. And the pain starts to fade a little and you get kicked in the nuts again, and again, and again. Once the stone is in your bladder, the feeling of being kicked in the nuts is accompanied by a sudden urge to pee and you can't. It's brutal

  • @CKBeets
    @CKBeets 3 месяца назад +5

    Bruuuuuh I can’t even continue on after the kidney stone

  • @_Sorceressb
    @_Sorceressb 3 месяца назад +3

    I think Tony lost his mind just a little bit @ 12:30 😂😂

    • @nicelikejesus
      @nicelikejesus 3 месяца назад

      Shit had to said. Tried of hearing that fkn story.

  • @tyranisaurus4288
    @tyranisaurus4288 4 месяца назад +6

    I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS YOU’RE AWESOME!!

  • @JasonBentleyJones
    @JasonBentleyJones 26 дней назад

    That guy built his entire career on sounding like a Dana Carvey character.

  • @snorrerathje4851
    @snorrerathje4851 4 месяца назад +2

    hahah Ari has some Charisma ❤

  • @misfitsvids
    @misfitsvids Месяц назад +1

    Ari is a fucking genius

  • @KeyboardWarrior0511
    @KeyboardWarrior0511 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude this episode is crazy good holy shit😂

  • @tinacole1450
    @tinacole1450 Месяц назад +1

    We love you Ari

  • @Based_Sir887
    @Based_Sir887 4 месяца назад +3

    Dude Ari is fuckin hilarious

  • @manifestgenv2717
    @manifestgenv2717 28 дней назад

    He was waiting for all the giz to mutate pay its tab and leave on its own ! 😂🎉

  • @Jerry-b7f
    @Jerry-b7f Месяц назад +1

    "PURPLE BACON" LOL 😆

  • @greyfoxag
    @greyfoxag 18 дней назад +1

    Purple bacon!! 😂

  • @gabehorn52
    @gabehorn52 Месяц назад

    William: "Black people miss pronounce things..."
    William on his very next next joke: "Daver Cop.....David Copperfield...."

  • @dcbqb19
    @dcbqb19 4 месяца назад +5

    I always wondered where Triumph was from until I heard the guy from Estonia 😂

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 4 месяца назад +4

    Ari is a beast

  • @melvinelder3587
    @melvinelder3587 2 месяца назад +1

    fun fact.. Drew Nickens is a veteran... dude has never once mentioned that.. just casually served his country and never mentions it. lol

  • @NoPityForYouCoward
    @NoPityForYouCoward 4 месяца назад +4

    I feel like i dropped acid

  • @highlyelevated7474
    @highlyelevated7474 4 месяца назад +5

    That stone swallow tho 😂😂

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 3 месяца назад +3

    I love Luis so fucking much dude 😂😂 he was so quiet this whole episode and then ate a fucking kidney stone

  • @chickenlittle5455
    @chickenlittle5455 4 месяца назад +1

    Still makes me gag, laugh and cry when Luis eats that dudes kidney stone, I’ve seen this episode many times and it still shocks me when I see him do that shit ☠️

  • @Dallas113-h9h
    @Dallas113-h9h 25 дней назад +1

    Ari is awesome

  • @tonykaye969
    @tonykaye969 Месяц назад

    The 1st made me wake up the house at 1am 😂

  • @linkmediauk
    @linkmediauk 2 месяца назад +1

    Ari Matti is so jokes 😂😂😂

  • @lonotattoo
    @lonotattoo 23 дня назад

    Cant get over the fact i saw a human swallowing a kidney stone 🤣

  • @ajtucker8295
    @ajtucker8295 2 дня назад

    They was hating on the boxer dude lmao 😂

  • @JrChB5to
    @JrChB5to 4 месяца назад +5

    Adrian (rocky voice) 😂😂

  • @paramedicrnsimoncapote2630
    @paramedicrnsimoncapote2630 3 месяца назад +1

    Estonia is so small the last one to go to sleep turns off the lights!

  • @smokeyyy313
    @smokeyyy313 4 месяца назад +3

    Nah louis is sick

  • @evanmankrum
    @evanmankrum 4 месяца назад +2

    thank you for making these

  • @vintagesavvy105
    @vintagesavvy105 3 месяца назад

    The way I’m never drinking an energy drink ever again after this

  • @greyfoxag
    @greyfoxag 18 дней назад +1

    Ari is the shit please get him a fucking green card

  • @timothythegreat6294
    @timothythegreat6294 24 дня назад

    Tony is the child of Simon Rex and Andy dyck

  • @Cx_Howlett
    @Cx_Howlett 4 месяца назад +3

    “Adrian I did it”

  • @hollatafool
    @hollatafool 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for not letting Mars talk

  • @danielnavarro7500
    @danielnavarro7500 Месяц назад

    Close your eyes and he sounds like triumph the insult dog 😂😂

  • @angelordonez2959
    @angelordonez2959 4 месяца назад +3

    Jack Shaw... is there any more of him?

  • @8BitNaptime
    @8BitNaptime 3 месяца назад

    I like how Jack Shaw is a mix of Rick Glassman and Bobcat Goldthwait

  • @desivega9464
    @desivega9464 Месяц назад

    i thought he was about to say “he got up and paid me $2”

  • @Tata83102
    @Tata83102 3 месяца назад

    Literally fighting gagging while at work.

  • @YeOleBaz
    @YeOleBaz 3 месяца назад +1

    I dont think even Steve-O would have downd that kidney stone holy shit.

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa 4 месяца назад +1

    great episode, ty

  • @spensbat
    @spensbat 4 месяца назад +4

    Drew’s appearance had me turning down my volume and skipping forward, I’m confused by the signing.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 4 месяца назад +1

      He gets the crowd hyped, he’s good for preparing the crowd for actual comedians. He’s not that funny but he’s a fun guy and can shift the energy in the room. Tony is like belechik when it comes to his strategizing

    • @J3ONE5
      @J3ONE5 4 месяца назад +2

      Him and Casey Rocket are the worst. I'll skip every time.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 4 месяца назад +1

      @@J3ONE5 i like Casey even though he’s not hitting all the time his style is so unique and unpredictable that just watching him to see if he kills or not is funny. But I ca totally see how someone doesn’t like him lol

  • @chrislince5720
    @chrislince5720 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro ate a kidney stone 😱

  • @SpAzZzZz_
    @SpAzZzZz_ 2 месяца назад

    The funniest thing is 1:11 if he drops the accent after the bit and starts speaking clear California English

  • @Juliano_DJOL
    @Juliano_DJOL 4 месяца назад +1

    When he ate the stone tho 🤯😮😂

  • @degagere
    @degagere 4 месяца назад +1

    Great épisode....

  • @aaron8977
    @aaron8977 21 день назад

    No way he just popped that thing like a pill 😳😳

  • @PronatorTendon
    @PronatorTendon 2 месяца назад

    Ari Matti sounds like Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

  • @TheAxeman225
    @TheAxeman225 3 месяца назад

    The Eileen, Irene, Coñsuelo joke has potential.

  • @redman8889
    @redman8889 3 месяца назад

    DEERRRR!!!!, Adrienne I did it!!!

  • @ItisWhatitis722
    @ItisWhatitis722 3 месяца назад

    Jetski is hilarious!

  • @sicborg8840
    @sicborg8840 27 дней назад +1

    28:00 was crazy

  • @johnnymoore3649
    @johnnymoore3649 3 месяца назад

    Send the planes Pete!!!😂

  • @bradleyvadas2835
    @bradleyvadas2835 Месяц назад

    jackson kid is awesome

  • @mattsheezy5469
    @mattsheezy5469 15 дней назад

    Tony is 100% not gay, I’d bet my life on it. It bothers me that people keep saying that, he’s just weird (we know our own)… he’s not gay, YOU’RE GAY 🌈

  • @sahilkambhampaty1886
    @sahilkambhampaty1886 3 месяца назад

    I love the way Kam says what the fuck

  • @SilentRio
    @SilentRio 4 месяца назад +1

    Dayum was Rocky that amazing they cut his whole gig?! 😬

  • @WTFYGTS
    @WTFYGTS Месяц назад

    I like the No's you like the Na's 🤣😂😂😂

  • @janelleshetters8320
    @janelleshetters8320 2 месяца назад

    Robin Williams vibes big time!!!!

  • @manifestgenv2717
    @manifestgenv2717 28 дней назад

    GTA 😂😂😂 awesome

  • @CKBeets
    @CKBeets 3 месяца назад

    Bro that movie shit though real af

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 3 месяца назад

    Jack was so awesome