FUNNY HIGHLIGHTS Kill Tony EP.650 HARD EDIT

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 447

  • @SHENGUS.
    @SHENGUS. 4 месяца назад +754

    i love that bobby lee managed to get 0 pushups done in 30 seconds

  • @BlazeIsBOSS
    @BlazeIsBOSS 8 месяцев назад +1496

    the cowboy killed it

    • @burnvoth
      @burnvoth 7 месяцев назад +62

      It almost felt setup. He had an answer for everything. Incredible.

    • @S42069
      @S42069 7 месяцев назад +103

      Bert was legit threatened by him 😂

    • @johnathongarcia564
      @johnathongarcia564 7 месяцев назад +15

      Imagine having to follow that up lol

    • @JohnnySteppa
      @JohnnySteppa 6 месяцев назад +22

      Girl was making eye contact the entire time he was on the stage lmaoo

    • @jonny5841
      @jonny5841 6 месяцев назад +4

      Prolly the best one

  • @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication
    @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication 4 месяца назад +395

    Carlos was hands down the best. You’d be surprised how many blue collar guys are quick like that. Some of the best jokes, insults, etc I’ve heard came from the oilfield in Texas.

    • @generalcornelius1880
      @generalcornelius1880 3 месяца назад +14

      I was thinking that also. Lot of comedians in the trades lol thats how the days go by quicker

    • @Mayhapse
      @Mayhapse 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm from Texas and my wife's from Pennsylvania and when we first met I'd have her fucking rolling with southern shit-talk I've picked up over the years. I think that type of humor is a southern thing.

    • @p_hat
      @p_hat 3 месяца назад +2

      funniest dudes ever. quick wit is like second nature

    • @skade245
      @skade245 3 месяца назад

      Same as the blue collar Brits and all their shittalking and roasting

    • @freddykruger1086
      @freddykruger1086 Месяц назад

      Gotta have distraction doing the hard jobs. The best way is saying the stupidest shh you can come up with just to get a laught out of the guys. Did commercial metal structure/windows walls for most of my life..the funniest dude ive ever met came out of jobsites..comedians are second par to most of them to be honest.

  • @EnzoZarate-e3f
    @EnzoZarate-e3f 7 месяцев назад +757

    Burt looked jealous of the cowboy 😂

    • @Uncle_Ruckus_
      @Uncle_Ruckus_ 6 месяцев назад +82

      Because he's actually funny compared to Burt.

    • @BillHicks420
      @BillHicks420 6 месяцев назад +21

      Bart is anti-funny, that's why.

    • @TheDustyQuato
      @TheDustyQuato 5 месяцев назад +21

      He’s what Burt wants to be

    • @kingsamurai8766
      @kingsamurai8766 5 месяцев назад +11

      I can see it too cus he acts like he knows black culture, but he can't act like he knows about Texan Latino culture.once agian fuck Bert Chrysler he built like one

    • @Everyone_Dies
      @Everyone_Dies 4 месяца назад

      Burt is jealous of everybody

  • @jareddulack1
    @jareddulack1 8 месяцев назад +583

    Holy fuck Carlos was a monster

    • @TINT.Damian
      @TINT.Damian 4 месяца назад +8

      And his first time too? God damn😭 I’m washing dishes and almost pissed myself

  • @texasexotics9645
    @texasexotics9645 4 месяца назад +138

    The cowboy had me dying bro🤣 dude was so fast with the quips

  • @captainscuffs3003
    @captainscuffs3003 8 месяцев назад +286

    Lmao Rodriguez the only one of the 3 who did actual push-ups and he still got the 30. Respeq

    • @GeniusI2_3
      @GeniusI2_3 2 месяца назад

      I was gonna say like Bert wasn’t even going down lmao

    • @evanwhitney5051
      @evanwhitney5051 4 дня назад

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @hellishwinter3397
    @hellishwinter3397 4 месяца назад +73

    Bert being mad at the cowboy and looking him up and down was hilarious

    • @carter4597
      @carter4597 Месяц назад

      He was jealous Carlos was already funnier than him

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 7 месяцев назад +244

    "My mom did that!"
    "I remember..."

  • @BusbyBiscuits
    @BusbyBiscuits 8 месяцев назад +164

    "I was frolickin 'n shit"

  • @TheBUNNYsolution
    @TheBUNNYsolution 7 месяцев назад +76

    "What am i gonna do with all this shit" 😂

    • @1vulkhan
      @1vulkhan 5 месяцев назад +6

      Bro was a menace

  • @paytonpringle1135
    @paytonpringle1135 3 месяца назад +62

    The big bird dude was funny as fuck

    • @gipperbark
      @gipperbark Месяц назад

      that joke was REALLY tight for a small fun bit

  • @davidortiz875
    @davidortiz875 3 месяца назад +60

    Why is no one in the comments talking about Tony’s inability to contain his gayness around the cowboy lmaooo

  • @Dirt3enthusiast
    @Dirt3enthusiast 3 месяца назад +23

    I love this shit cause its no filters and nobody gets upset

  • @I-Sharted1
    @I-Sharted1 8 месяцев назад +69

    21:25 Dude, the martin phillips shit bit was hilarious, and bobby lees impression brought me to my knee.

    • @JeremiahGoldMusic
      @JeremiahGoldMusic 4 месяца назад +9

      was your knee just somewhere else when you watched this or

    • @I-Sharted1
      @I-Sharted1 4 месяца назад +3

      @Jeremiah_Gold i try to keep my knee with me at all times. You didnt think that was funny?

    • @A87-p1l
      @A87-p1l Месяц назад

      @@I-Sharted1😂😂😂😂😂

    • @I-Sharted1
      @I-Sharted1 Месяц назад +1

      @@JeremiahGoldMusic Ha. I just realized that.

    • @UrkelJerk
      @UrkelJerk Месяц назад

      what did you do when you were down there

  • @coepuffs
    @coepuffs 8 месяцев назад +37

    This was a fantastic full episode!

  • @voadicia9593
    @voadicia9593 4 месяца назад +22

    The fucking big bird joke fucking murdered me

  • @FromRussia_wLuv
    @FromRussia_wLuv 7 месяцев назад +39

    Bert took some energy out of the building, especially from Bobby

  • @bighoss7504
    @bighoss7504 8 месяцев назад +155

    Right when they start doing pushups Bert HAS to come up to inflate his ego

    • @chrisw3421
      @chrisw3421 7 месяцев назад +22

      he did 50 half push-uos... he's so goofy

    • @gunnar1797
      @gunnar1797 5 месяцев назад +14

      It’s a comedy show guys learn to have fun

    • @LogosRisen
      @LogosRisen 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@gunnar1797Bert is the worst, so cringe.

    • @gunnar1797
      @gunnar1797 4 месяца назад +2

      @@LogosRisen keep ruining the good time for everybody else

    • @deek4344
      @deek4344 4 месяца назад

      ​@gunnar1797 No bro I don't think they're trying to. Bert really did have a great start, but he's just not the same anymore.

  • @georgeb7042
    @georgeb7042 7 месяцев назад +16

    His arm never left Bobby lmaooo

  • @Fish-please
    @Fish-please 7 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks for the condensed version...non stop laffing😂😂😂

  • @tayo-music
    @tayo-music 8 месяцев назад +64

    This one is so good

  • @patrickmadrazo7284
    @patrickmadrazo7284 7 месяцев назад +10

    🤠 that cowboy burnt it down🔥🔥

  • @GamerToast1
    @GamerToast1 8 месяцев назад +93

    Man ur editing actually makes Bert like enjoyable

  • @ddray1992
    @ddray1992 8 месяцев назад +26

    Fishmouth is like a real life troll

  • @ryanmordick9736
    @ryanmordick9736 6 месяцев назад +5

    This is my favorite set I've seen from Martin Phillips, he absolutely MURDERED IT this episode

  • @DesertDweller1776
    @DesertDweller1776 7 месяцев назад +8

    Ester was sliding out of her seat when Carlos was on.

  • @longtyler182
    @longtyler182 2 месяца назад +6

    That “ganggang” fucking killed me

  • @doner2565
    @doner2565 7 месяцев назад +23

    Nah i died when grant started asking the crowd a question, i was like is he really gonna do crowd work now?

  • @IslandBlaze8
    @IslandBlaze8 7 месяцев назад +14

    norm mcdonald with shanes look😂

  • @txconfidential9586
    @txconfidential9586 4 месяца назад +5

    cowboy carlos and cam were the best 2 sets in a long time.

  • @darrylhopcutt2166
    @darrylhopcutt2166 7 месяцев назад +146

    Bert was jealous of Carlos Lopez

    • @Commanders2025
      @Commanders2025 7 месяцев назад +20

      He couldnt even look at him 😂

    • @darrylhopcutt2166
      @darrylhopcutt2166 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@Commanders2025 he looked him up and down like a jealous chick

    • @Uncle_Ruckus_
      @Uncle_Ruckus_ 6 месяцев назад +8

      Burt was jealous because he's actually funny. He had wit and didn't rely on taking his shirt off.

    • @r.j.9822
      @r.j.9822 2 месяца назад

      @@Uncle_Ruckus_whats with you parasocial weirdos and making shit up🤦‍♂️Burt was enjoying himself, or did yall forget half the panel is usually drunk or high af🤣

  • @cillow99
    @cillow99 8 месяцев назад +9

    Two bangers in a row

  • @printland7895
    @printland7895 6 месяцев назад +13

    I can't breathe after the Japanese drum bit with Bobby. Oooooooo😮 hahahha😅

  • @eraldylli
    @eraldylli 5 месяцев назад +22

    Oh man, the hurt on Bert's face when Tony calls the cowboy "a machine". So devastated. Damn, made me fell bad for him... 13:00

  • @SamA-xq1bm
    @SamA-xq1bm 6 месяцев назад +3

    That cowboy was awesome!!!!

  • @o.y.d6681
    @o.y.d6681 4 месяца назад +4

    Yo, that cowboy destroyed the stage and left nothing😂😂

  • @prodbybabygod7411
    @prodbybabygod7411 5 месяцев назад +21

    If thats bobby lees 30 push ups i can do 100😂😂

    • @brandonmcgillis
      @brandonmcgillis 4 месяца назад

      Even Burt’s didn’t touch the ground

  • @bassfacedubs1083
    @bassfacedubs1083 4 месяца назад +5

    Carlos went crazy on em

  • @ChrisFerguson-dz3xs
    @ChrisFerguson-dz3xs 4 месяца назад +4

    Bobby couldn't even take a drink after that roast🥶 moment of realization 😂

  • @VloneMerk
    @VloneMerk 3 месяца назад +5

    “My dad can’t spell” took me out

  • @LxrdBreezy00
    @LxrdBreezy00 4 месяца назад +5

    Red was on bullshit with the soundboard 😂
    And dude arguing with Red is always hilarious

  • @aribe6791
    @aribe6791 Месяц назад +1

    Carlos's timing is impeccable 😂

  • @Kyoki_Uchiha
    @Kyoki_Uchiha 7 месяцев назад +4

    Cam and Carlos were the best 🤣

  • @mistiemerritt6376
    @mistiemerritt6376 4 месяца назад +3

    Carlos the cowboy killed it!!!

  • @nakhiahodges
    @nakhiahodges 7 месяцев назад +5

    Tony wants that cowboy fr😭😭

  • @lilliereed6053
    @lilliereed6053 3 месяца назад +8

    Bobby Lee kills me. Punches racial stereotypes in the face.

  • @imsinala
    @imsinala 4 месяца назад +9

    Bobby holding up his mic to laugh at 19:37 LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @GeneralMatte117
    @GeneralMatte117 2 месяца назад +2

    The feet behind the head was so fucken funny. Lost on so many. I was in tears from that.

    • @Gamonoz
      @Gamonoz Месяц назад

      I didn’t get it

  • @LeoMoon35
    @LeoMoon35 4 месяца назад +5

    The cowboy holy moly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MidniightSession
    @MidniightSession 3 месяца назад +4

    carlos was so smooth and funny lol

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 8 месяцев назад +5

    The ending hit harder than a baby's kick.

  • @ivantheterrible3223
    @ivantheterrible3223 7 месяцев назад +4

    Bobby did those 30 pushups and turned into drunken master

  • @funkybonesjones
    @funkybonesjones 5 месяцев назад +4

    Whoever hit the gong is a menace

  • @Menibor1
    @Menibor1 21 день назад +1

    Bobby Lee at least turns around and pays full attention to the comedian performing....respect

  • @ethanwalters5046
    @ethanwalters5046 4 месяца назад +4

    Carlos nailed it.

  • @dvillegaspro
    @dvillegaspro 3 месяца назад +1

    When Tony asked Reed “what do you do on the street?”, I thought he was gonna say “homeless people” lmao

  • @bv_1293
    @bv_1293 Месяц назад

    I think Bert took it personally when Tony called the cowboy a machine 😂

  • @Perpalork
    @Perpalork 3 месяца назад +1

    carlos made bert look like a confused drunk uncle

  • @christianantonio1838
    @christianantonio1838 3 месяца назад +1

    Burt walking out like the undertaker is crazy 😂

  • @EricPopham.
    @EricPopham. 2 месяца назад +1

    this cowboy is wild 😂😂😂

  • @hross1991
    @hross1991 4 месяца назад +3

    The cowboy guy was awesome

  • @MrKeithamus99
    @MrKeithamus99 Месяц назад +1

    lol the texan horse hauler so good

  • @Macmike510
    @Macmike510 4 месяца назад +4

    The cowboy killed

  • @Hoorayforjk
    @Hoorayforjk 6 месяцев назад +15

    Esther’s smile when the cowboy said he fks like he’s 16 & looks 46 = priceless

  • @honeybsweet4229
    @honeybsweet4229 2 месяца назад

    The dogs and antidepressant joke had me rolling 😂

  • @iWearHumanSkin
    @iWearHumanSkin 4 дня назад

    “i like acting if yk what i mean” is crazy ngl

  • @ericstacy1041
    @ericstacy1041 2 месяца назад +1

    13:12 when Tony calls Carlos a machine and Bert just turns and looks him up and down like... "wtf, im the machine.. "😂😂

  • @Amac1825
    @Amac1825 8 месяцев назад +9

    Carlos Lopez born for that night

  • @kurtsambles5409
    @kurtsambles5409 7 месяцев назад +8

    Omg yall is it just me or is Bert actually funny on this episode? Had a lot of good jokes

  • @its_smoggy3502
    @its_smoggy3502 2 месяца назад +4

    I'm so upset that the delivery of "Another fun fact, I'm pretty sure scientists are flirting with turkeys bro" didn't get a bigger laugh, that absolutely sent me.

  • @MrSargebenusaf
    @MrSargebenusaf 6 месяцев назад +3

    Carlos is my new hero

  • @durandaldevil
    @durandaldevil 15 дней назад

    The Ending is the best part.

  • @castingthestone
    @castingthestone Месяц назад +1

    21:25 this has got to be a frontrunner for best KT joke ever

  • @cameronperdue2590
    @cameronperdue2590 3 месяца назад +1

    Kam Patterson will be one of the biggest comedians soon. Always has me laughing hard

  • @Pursuitofhappiness__
    @Pursuitofhappiness__ 4 месяца назад +4

    Naaahhh we need more of Carlos fr

  • @collinharris4848
    @collinharris4848 2 месяца назад +1

    Gotta love Bert doing not a single real pushup and then telling the guy doing real pushups that he won't make it

  • @thorboerasmussen8999
    @thorboerasmussen8999 3 месяца назад +1

    Carlos too clean with it

  • @gavinremillard535
    @gavinremillard535 4 месяца назад +1

    the gong gets me everytime😂

  • @Oliver-cr3nw
    @Oliver-cr3nw 3 месяца назад +1

    13:10 you can see kreischer eyeing up carlos lopez when tony calls him a "machine" lmfao

  • @C.wanner
    @C.wanner 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pushups always trigger our competitetive side. Love this

  • @IScRayme
    @IScRayme 3 месяца назад +2

    I love the cowboy but the Itz Timmy lookalike from southpark was actually freakin hilarious to me. His jokes were spot on.

  • @kyleferguson5786
    @kyleferguson5786 Месяц назад

    Name a more consistently great episode

  • @RafaelMendez-mz6kx
    @RafaelMendez-mz6kx 3 месяца назад +1

    That girl sitting there like she's been in therapy she feels so bad for these guys we're over here laughing

  • @juvesteve
    @juvesteve 28 дней назад

    I like how the "most replayed" section on the timeline is when Bert leaves.

  • @Sacrednalej
    @Sacrednalej 8 месяцев назад +2

    Best episode in Austin yet tbh

  • @Mrennnn
    @Mrennnn 2 месяца назад +1

    carlos is a legend

  • @haileyCC787
    @haileyCC787 3 месяца назад +1

    I haven’t seen someone consider that a push-up since middle school😂

  • @gabrielvondohlen4755
    @gabrielvondohlen4755 Месяц назад

    Tony:Carlos you are a machine
    Burt: But…I thought I was the machine

    • @fixen4thisvixen
      @fixen4thisvixen Месяц назад

      He was soooooo jealous of the cowboy. Looking him up and down 🤣 yes, burt..... he looks like you, and is better than you. I understand your dismay. 🤣🤣

  • @chick-fil-ayy
    @chick-fil-ayy 3 месяца назад +2

    William Montgomery so bad its fkn good cuh into it with red💀

  • @EisOfSpades7
    @EisOfSpades7 3 месяца назад +3

    The cowboy had me rolling

  • @cwatt05
    @cwatt05 8 месяцев назад +6

    Bert is that frat guy that never grew up

    • @MD-th9sn
      @MD-th9sn 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ya and makes millions lol

    • @SuperGroganButtstink
      @SuperGroganButtstink 7 месяцев назад +1

      Frat guy that was homeschooled 💀

    • @Icecreamcarpet
      @Icecreamcarpet 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@MD-th9snzip it up when you’re done buddy

    • @Randomoffensiveguy2.0
      @Randomoffensiveguy2.0 4 месяца назад

      Makes millions and he’s still not funny

  • @assy368
    @assy368 6 месяцев назад +2

    “60sec from Grant Adcock , rock solid” 😂 so many little pokes fly over heads or aren’t heard

  • @RockoRocko-rz7kx
    @RockoRocko-rz7kx 5 месяцев назад +2

    That cowboy kicked ace

  • @caseymiller607
    @caseymiller607 3 месяца назад

    "Oh man what am i gunna do with all this shit"😂😂😂

  • @kevinchilds2537
    @kevinchilds2537 20 дней назад

    Redban is looking like Eric Griffin

  • @trinidadjamieson236
    @trinidadjamieson236 3 месяца назад +1

    16:05 the multiple faces of realization on the drummers faces 😂

  • @AreezRex
    @AreezRex 5 месяцев назад +5

    21:57 I shouldn't be laughing but i can't help it😭

  • @andrewarnold8794
    @andrewarnold8794 7 месяцев назад +17

    The cowboy is just xak Galifianakis trying to un typecast himself

  • @Bassandbackpacks
    @Bassandbackpacks 3 месяца назад +1

    Jason was the only one to do an actual push up😅