FUNNY HIGHLIGHTS Kill Tony EP.650 HARD EDIT

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  • @SHENGUS.
    @SHENGUS. 5 месяцев назад +789

    i love that bobby lee managed to get 0 pushups done in 30 seconds

  • @BlazeIsBOSS
    @BlazeIsBOSS 9 месяцев назад +1564

    the cowboy killed it

    • @burnvoth
      @burnvoth 8 месяцев назад +67

      It almost felt setup. He had an answer for everything. Incredible.

    • @S42069
      @S42069 7 месяцев назад +108

      Bert was legit threatened by him 😂

    • @johnathongarcia564
      @johnathongarcia564 7 месяцев назад +16

      Imagine having to follow that up lol

    • @JohnnySteppa
      @JohnnySteppa 7 месяцев назад +23

      Girl was making eye contact the entire time he was on the stage lmaoo

    • @jonny5841
      @jonny5841 6 месяцев назад +4

      Prolly the best one

  • @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication
    @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication 4 месяца назад +417

    Carlos was hands down the best. You’d be surprised how many blue collar guys are quick like that. Some of the best jokes, insults, etc I’ve heard came from the oilfield in Texas.

    • @generalcornelius1880
      @generalcornelius1880 4 месяца назад +14

      I was thinking that also. Lot of comedians in the trades lol thats how the days go by quicker

    • @Mayhapse
      @Mayhapse 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm from Texas and my wife's from Pennsylvania and when we first met I'd have her fucking rolling with southern shit-talk I've picked up over the years. I think that type of humor is a southern thing.

    • @p_hat
      @p_hat 4 месяца назад +2

      funniest dudes ever. quick wit is like second nature

    • @skade245
      @skade245 3 месяца назад

      Same as the blue collar Brits and all their shittalking and roasting

    • @freddykruger1086
      @freddykruger1086 2 месяца назад +1

      Gotta have distraction doing the hard jobs. The best way is saying the stupidest shh you can come up with just to get a laught out of the guys. Did commercial metal structure/windows walls for most of my life..the funniest dude ive ever met came out of jobsites..comedians are second par to most of them to be honest.

  • @EnzoZarate-e3f
    @EnzoZarate-e3f 7 месяцев назад +781

    Burt looked jealous of the cowboy 😂

    • @Your_friendly_racist_neighbor
      @Your_friendly_racist_neighbor 7 месяцев назад +85

      Because he's actually funny compared to Burt.

    • @BillHicks420
      @BillHicks420 6 месяцев назад +22

      Bart is anti-funny, that's why.

    • @TheDustyQuato
      @TheDustyQuato 6 месяцев назад +22

      He’s what Burt wants to be

    • @kingsamurai8766
      @kingsamurai8766 5 месяцев назад +11

      I can see it too cus he acts like he knows black culture, but he can't act like he knows about Texan Latino culture.once agian fuck Bert Chrysler he built like one

    • @Everyone_Dies
      @Everyone_Dies 5 месяцев назад

      Burt is jealous of everybody

  • @texasexotics9645
    @texasexotics9645 4 месяца назад +153

    The cowboy had me dying bro🤣 dude was so fast with the quips

  • @jareddulack1
    @jareddulack1 9 месяцев назад +591

    Holy fuck Carlos was a monster

    • @TINT.Damian
      @TINT.Damian 4 месяца назад +8

      And his first time too? God damn😭 I’m washing dishes and almost pissed myself

  • @hellishwinter3397
    @hellishwinter3397 4 месяца назад +80

    Bert being mad at the cowboy and looking him up and down was hilarious

    • @carter4597
      @carter4597 2 месяца назад

      He was jealous Carlos was already funnier than him

  • @captainscuffs3003
    @captainscuffs3003 9 месяцев назад +295

    Lmao Rodriguez the only one of the 3 who did actual push-ups and he still got the 30. Respeq

    • @GeniusI2_3
      @GeniusI2_3 3 месяца назад

      I was gonna say like Bert wasn’t even going down lmao

    • @evanwhitney5051
      @evanwhitney5051 23 дня назад

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @davidortiz875
    @davidortiz875 4 месяца назад +72

    Why is no one in the comments talking about Tony’s inability to contain his gayness around the cowboy lmaooo

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 7 месяцев назад +253

    "My mom did that!"
    "I remember..."

  • @paytonpringle1135
    @paytonpringle1135 4 месяца назад +67

    The big bird dude was funny as fuck

    • @gipperbark
      @gipperbark Месяц назад

      that joke was REALLY tight for a small fun bit

  • @TheBUNNYsolution
    @TheBUNNYsolution 8 месяцев назад +80

    "What am i gonna do with all this shit" 😂

    • @1vulkhan
      @1vulkhan 5 месяцев назад +6

      Bro was a menace

  • @Dirt3enthusiast
    @Dirt3enthusiast 4 месяца назад +27

    I love this shit cause its no filters and nobody gets upset

  • @coepuffs
    @coepuffs 9 месяцев назад +40

    This was a fantastic full episode!

  • @BusbyBiscuits
    @BusbyBiscuits 9 месяцев назад +170

    "I was frolickin 'n shit"

  • @georgeb7042
    @georgeb7042 7 месяцев назад +18

    His arm never left Bobby lmaooo

  • @I-Sharted1
    @I-Sharted1 9 месяцев назад +72

    21:25 Dude, the martin phillips shit bit was hilarious, and bobby lees impression brought me to my knee.

    • @JeremiahGoldMusic
      @JeremiahGoldMusic 5 месяцев назад +9

      was your knee just somewhere else when you watched this or

    • @I-Sharted1
      @I-Sharted1 5 месяцев назад +3

      @Jeremiah_Gold i try to keep my knee with me at all times. You didnt think that was funny?

    • @A87-p1l
      @A87-p1l 2 месяца назад

      @@I-Sharted1😂😂😂😂😂

    • @I-Sharted1
      @I-Sharted1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@JeremiahGoldMusic Ha. I just realized that.

    • @UrkelJerk
      @UrkelJerk 2 месяца назад

      what did you do when you were down there

  • @tayo-music
    @tayo-music 9 месяцев назад +65

    This one is so good

  • @FromRussia_wLuv
    @FromRussia_wLuv 8 месяцев назад +41

    Bert took some energy out of the building, especially from Bobby

  • @Fish-please
    @Fish-please 7 месяцев назад +11

    Thanks for the condensed version...non stop laffing😂😂😂

  • @shawng7902
    @shawng7902 18 дней назад +1

    That frolicking story was funny AF. He always kills it.

  • @sgulley6655
    @sgulley6655 18 дней назад +1

    That was an INSANE first time on stage for the country boy. 👏🏼

  • @GamerToast1
    @GamerToast1 9 месяцев назад +96

    Man ur editing actually makes Bert like enjoyable

  • @longtyler182
    @longtyler182 3 месяца назад +8

    That “ganggang” fucking killed me

  • @o.y.d6681
    @o.y.d6681 4 месяца назад +7

    Yo, that cowboy destroyed the stage and left nothing😂😂

  • @voadicia9593
    @voadicia9593 4 месяца назад +23

    The fucking big bird joke fucking murdered me

  • @patrickmadrazo7284
    @patrickmadrazo7284 7 месяцев назад +13

    🤠 that cowboy burnt it down🔥🔥

  • @GeneralMatte117
    @GeneralMatte117 3 месяца назад +4

    The feet behind the head was so fucken funny. Lost on so many. I was in tears from that.

    • @Gamonoz
      @Gamonoz 2 месяца назад

      I didn’t get it

  • @txconfidential9586
    @txconfidential9586 5 месяцев назад +8

    cowboy carlos and cam were the best 2 sets in a long time.

  • @bv_1293
    @bv_1293 2 месяца назад +1

    I think Bert took it personally when Tony called the cowboy a machine 😂

  • @printland7895
    @printland7895 7 месяцев назад +14

    I can't breathe after the Japanese drum bit with Bobby. Oooooooo😮 hahahha😅

  • @ryanmordick9736
    @ryanmordick9736 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is my favorite set I've seen from Martin Phillips, he absolutely MURDERED IT this episode

  • @bighoss7504
    @bighoss7504 8 месяцев назад +158

    Right when they start doing pushups Bert HAS to come up to inflate his ego

    • @chrisw3421
      @chrisw3421 8 месяцев назад +22

      he did 50 half push-uos... he's so goofy

    • @gunnar1797
      @gunnar1797 6 месяцев назад +14

      It’s a comedy show guys learn to have fun

    • @LogosRisen
      @LogosRisen 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@gunnar1797Bert is the worst, so cringe.

    • @gunnar1797
      @gunnar1797 4 месяца назад +2

      @@LogosRisen keep ruining the good time for everybody else

    • @deek4344
      @deek4344 4 месяца назад

      ​@gunnar1797 No bro I don't think they're trying to. Bert really did have a great start, but he's just not the same anymore.

  • @BadGuyCorp
    @BadGuyCorp 3 месяца назад +4

    carlos made bert look like a confused drunk uncle

  • @ddray1992
    @ddray1992 9 месяцев назад +27

    Fishmouth is like a real life troll

  • @doner2565
    @doner2565 8 месяцев назад +23

    Nah i died when grant started asking the crowd a question, i was like is he really gonna do crowd work now?

  • @LxrdBreezy00
    @LxrdBreezy00 5 месяцев назад +7

    Red was on bullshit with the soundboard 😂
    And dude arguing with Red is always hilarious

  • @DesertDweller1776
    @DesertDweller1776 7 месяцев назад +9

    Ester was sliding out of her seat when Carlos was on.

  • @mistiemerritt6376
    @mistiemerritt6376 4 месяца назад +5

    Carlos the cowboy killed it!!!

  • @aeromacin
    @aeromacin 3 дня назад

    the whole premise of this is a perfect representation of how comedy should be. everyone knows everyones just poking fun, no one gets offended, just about having a good laugh

  • @donmaka90
    @donmaka90 18 дней назад +1

    Carlos was fuckin hilarious! “I heard cripple feet look better behind the ears” lmao

  • @ericstacy1041
    @ericstacy1041 3 месяца назад +2

    13:12 when Tony calls Carlos a machine and Bert just turns and looks him up and down like... "wtf, im the machine.. "😂😂

  • @SamA-xq1bm
    @SamA-xq1bm 7 месяцев назад +5

    That cowboy was awesome!!!!

  • @aribe6791
    @aribe6791 2 месяца назад +2

    Carlos's timing is impeccable 😂

  • @IslandBlaze8
    @IslandBlaze8 8 месяцев назад +15

    norm mcdonald with shanes look😂

  • @ChrisFerguson-dz3xs
    @ChrisFerguson-dz3xs 5 месяцев назад +4

    Bobby couldn't even take a drink after that roast🥶 moment of realization 😂

  • @cillow99
    @cillow99 9 месяцев назад +9

    Two bangers in a row

  • @eraldylli
    @eraldylli 6 месяцев назад +23

    Oh man, the hurt on Bert's face when Tony calls the cowboy "a machine". So devastated. Damn, made me fell bad for him... 13:00

  • @funkybonesjones
    @funkybonesjones 5 месяцев назад +7

    Whoever hit the gong is a menace

  • @LeoMoon35
    @LeoMoon35 4 месяца назад +6

    The cowboy holy moly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imsinala
    @imsinala 4 месяца назад +9

    Bobby holding up his mic to laugh at 19:37 LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @bassfacedubs1083
    @bassfacedubs1083 4 месяца назад +7

    Carlos went crazy on em

  • @christianantonio1838
    @christianantonio1838 4 месяца назад +1

    Burt walking out like the undertaker is crazy 😂

  • @VloneMerk
    @VloneMerk 3 месяца назад +6

    “My dad can’t spell” took me out

  • @Kyoki_Uchiha
    @Kyoki_Uchiha 7 месяцев назад +5

    Cam and Carlos were the best 🤣

  • @lilliereed6053
    @lilliereed6053 4 месяца назад +8

    Bobby Lee kills me. Punches racial stereotypes in the face.

  • @MidniightSession
    @MidniightSession 4 месяца назад +5

    carlos was so smooth and funny lol

  • @prodbybabygod7411
    @prodbybabygod7411 5 месяцев назад +21

    If thats bobby lees 30 push ups i can do 100😂😂

    • @brandonmcgillis
      @brandonmcgillis 4 месяца назад

      Even Burt’s didn’t touch the ground

  • @EricPopham.
    @EricPopham. 2 месяца назад +2

    this cowboy is wild 😂😂😂

  • @nakhiahodges
    @nakhiahodges 7 месяцев назад +6

    Tony wants that cowboy fr😭😭

  • @gabrielvondohlen4755
    @gabrielvondohlen4755 2 месяца назад +1

    Tony:Carlos you are a machine
    Burt: But…I thought I was the machine

    • @fixen4thisvixen
      @fixen4thisvixen 2 месяца назад

      He was soooooo jealous of the cowboy. Looking him up and down 🤣 yes, burt..... he looks like you, and is better than you. I understand your dismay. 🤣🤣

  • @honeybsweet4229
    @honeybsweet4229 3 месяца назад

    The dogs and antidepressant joke had me rolling 😂

  • @ivantheterrible3223
    @ivantheterrible3223 7 месяцев назад +4

    Bobby did those 30 pushups and turned into drunken master

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 9 месяцев назад +5

    The ending hit harder than a baby's kick.

  • @kurtsambles5409
    @kurtsambles5409 8 месяцев назад +8

    Omg yall is it just me or is Bert actually funny on this episode? Had a lot of good jokes

  • @ethanwalters5046
    @ethanwalters5046 4 месяца назад +5

    Carlos nailed it.

  • @dvillegaspro
    @dvillegaspro 3 месяца назад +1

    When Tony asked Reed “what do you do on the street?”, I thought he was gonna say “homeless people” lmao

  • @cameronperdue2590
    @cameronperdue2590 4 месяца назад +1

    Kam Patterson will be one of the biggest comedians soon. Always has me laughing hard

  • @hross1991
    @hross1991 4 месяца назад +4

    The cowboy guy was awesome

  • @jacobmoore4665
    @jacobmoore4665 12 дней назад

    turkey kid was so underrated. perfect timing

  • @darrylhopcutt2166
    @darrylhopcutt2166 8 месяцев назад +149

    Bert was jealous of Carlos Lopez

    • @Commanders2025
      @Commanders2025 7 месяцев назад +20

      He couldnt even look at him 😂

    • @darrylhopcutt2166
      @darrylhopcutt2166 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@Commanders2025 he looked him up and down like a jealous chick

    • @Your_friendly_racist_neighbor
      @Your_friendly_racist_neighbor 7 месяцев назад +8

      Burt was jealous because he's actually funny. He had wit and didn't rely on taking his shirt off.

    • @r.j.9822
      @r.j.9822 3 месяца назад

      @@Your_friendly_racist_neighborwhats with you parasocial weirdos and making shit up🤦‍♂️Burt was enjoying himself, or did yall forget half the panel is usually drunk or high af🤣

  • @Macmike510
    @Macmike510 4 месяца назад +5

    The cowboy killed

  • @Menibor1
    @Menibor1 Месяц назад +1

    Bobby Lee at least turns around and pays full attention to the comedian performing....respect

  • @Pursuitofhappiness__
    @Pursuitofhappiness__ 4 месяца назад +5

    Naaahhh we need more of Carlos fr

  • @IScRayme
    @IScRayme 3 месяца назад +2

    I love the cowboy but the Itz Timmy lookalike from southpark was actually freakin hilarious to me. His jokes were spot on.

  • @carter4597
    @carter4597 16 дней назад +1

    Bert being jealous of the cowboy, realizing it’s the cowboy’s first time on stage and he’s already so much naturally funnier than him is hilarious

  • @shernadelondon
    @shernadelondon 14 дней назад

    Real raw talent. Gimme more!

  • @Oliver-cr3nw
    @Oliver-cr3nw 3 месяца назад +1

    13:10 you can see kreischer eyeing up carlos lopez when tony calls him a "machine" lmfao

  • @EisOfSpades7
    @EisOfSpades7 4 месяца назад +4

    The cowboy had me rolling

  • @AreezRex
    @AreezRex 6 месяцев назад +5

    21:57 I shouldn't be laughing but i can't help it😭

  • @gavinremillard535
    @gavinremillard535 4 месяца назад +1

    the gong gets me everytime😂

  • @assy368
    @assy368 6 месяцев назад +2

    “60sec from Grant Adcock , rock solid” 😂 so many little pokes fly over heads or aren’t heard

  • @MrSargebenusaf
    @MrSargebenusaf 6 месяцев назад +4

    Carlos is my new hero

  • @Testando123-m6z
    @Testando123-m6z 2 месяца назад +1

    this comedian have miles afront of him. He's talented, he will be alright and possibly look back to this

  • @C.wanner
    @C.wanner 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pushups always trigger our competitetive side. Love this

  • @trinidadjamieson236
    @trinidadjamieson236 4 месяца назад +1

    16:05 the multiple faces of realization on the drummers faces 😂

  • @haileyCC787
    @haileyCC787 4 месяца назад +1

    I haven’t seen someone consider that a push-up since middle school😂

  • @Hoorayforjk
    @Hoorayforjk 7 месяцев назад +15

    Esther’s smile when the cowboy said he fks like he’s 16 & looks 46 = priceless

  • @collinharris4848
    @collinharris4848 3 месяца назад +1

    Gotta love Bert doing not a single real pushup and then telling the guy doing real pushups that he won't make it

  • @caseymiller607
    @caseymiller607 3 месяца назад

    "Oh man what am i gunna do with all this shit"😂😂😂

  • @MrKeithamus99
    @MrKeithamus99 Месяц назад +1

    lol the texan horse hauler so good

  • @its_smoggy3502
    @its_smoggy3502 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm so upset that the delivery of "Another fun fact, I'm pretty sure scientists are flirting with turkeys bro" didn't get a bigger laugh, that absolutely sent me.

  • @RafaelMendez-mz6kx
    @RafaelMendez-mz6kx 4 месяца назад +1

    That girl sitting there like she's been in therapy she feels so bad for these guys we're over here laughing

  • @Amac1825
    @Amac1825 8 месяцев назад +9

    Carlos Lopez born for that night

  • @Sacrednalej
    @Sacrednalej 9 месяцев назад +2

    Best episode in Austin yet tbh

  • @Herbaveli
    @Herbaveli 2 месяца назад

    Only flush toilet paper. What am I going to do with all this shit? 😂😂😂

  • @KdHinken
    @KdHinken 4 месяца назад +6

    Best disab;ed comic ive seen in a while, genuinley funny dude xD

  • @chick-fil-ayy
    @chick-fil-ayy 4 месяца назад +2

    William Montgomery so bad its fkn good cuh into it with red💀

  • @boatsplanestrainsNEC
    @boatsplanestrainsNEC 5 месяцев назад +1

    21:56 😂😂😂 omg what if it was contagious had me ROLLING

  • @iWearHumanSkin
    @iWearHumanSkin 23 дня назад

    “i like acting if yk what i mean” is crazy ngl