Milton Jones Was Disappointed By American Football - Mock The Week
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- Опубликовано: 17 мар 2019
- When you get tickets to see the Bears vs. the Cowboys, you expect to see black bears fighting some rootin’ tootin’ cowboys, right?
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Notice how people laugh when they see the topic for Milton before the jokes even start, because they know it's going to be good
dont think so. We were anticipatingjke about Trump-always good for a laugh!
The Chantelle joke was perfect. 😎
I love Milton so much
"Looks like someone's hit a Pain Au Chocolat with a mallet......" 😂😂😂
Hahaha, "can I borrow some ethnic cleanser" just about killed me, it was a real gas.
I reckon ethnic cleanser has been mooted as a product name many times but someone has been smart enough to stop it
@@TheHutchy01 Isn't Ethnic Cleanser the face wash Michael Jackson used?
Aryan Oil
*A real gas*
I laughed so hard I actually puked
I once went to a Steeler’s game. Someone took my wallet, my phone, my car keys, my house keys…
Never go to an Oilers game with a down pillow.
I said I was sorry...
On the bright side, you now have 90% of the prerequisites for a career in country music...
@@petertaylor4980 Do you know what happens if you play a country song backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your job back, you get your dog back...
@@andymcl92 And the truck gets fixed.
'...Pain au Chocolat with a mallet'
4:58 I think "points for everyone there" was the nicest way of putting it.
Chris Addison is like a posh Jasper Carrott.
So I've just come back from America... apparently.
That joke metaphorically killed me.
Are you American? I’m used to Americans saying something like this _literally_ killed them.
Which _literally_ annoys me.
@@kylestubbs8867 no, I am not American. And I don't like using "literally" wrong either.
Which joke in particular. There were several.
@@stevetaylor7403 the one I quoted... obviously. Milton says it at 3:49
"So I've just come back from America... apparently."
@@panda4247 : Thank you for using quotation marks this time. Earlier, without them, you might have been implying that you, too, had just come back from America. This matter has now been resolved.
I want Milton to change his last name to Keynes just as the ultimate joke.
He already has in a roundabout kind of way.
Milton Jones Keynes, aka Milton JK
Would that be after the Keynesian theory?
@@josephinebennington7247 I think you're talking about this and if you are please just know that I love it
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Alan Alansan . Actually, no. I was playing on the name of the financial theorist Keynes.
I miss Chris Addison, he had some world class moments.
Shame he passed so young
@@E-A-Z-Y what
He’s not dead!
He was never funny
He's brilliant in The Thick Of It.
“A bit Third Reich-y” 😂😂😂
Fast forward to 3:40 if you want to see Milton Jones...
Chris Addison gets hashtagged, Milton Jones is in the title, yet Ava Vidal isn't even listed in the description.
Cause she's shit
She wasn't funny.
So if someone isn't to your humour, they don't exist? Ok great argument.
@@WillMiall Wasn't arguing. The audience members aren't mentioned either, and I'd say they had more of a meaningful contribution to the clip.
Who?
Go to Japan and you'll see the version of The Packers Vs The Dolphins that you expected.
Go to the Faroes
Cruel but fair, lol.
Nailed it.
I love Milton Jones!
I was having a drink at the Pain au Chocolait moment. I need a clean shirt
Its a year late but i found one
Do you need to get rid of some brown stains? Try the new cleanser... ;)
I need to cut out and send that bit about the Bears and the Cowboys to my friends who are fans of both... they ARE a disappointment. 🤣
America? Hoo lots of ammuntion with that topic, as well as literal ammunition
Who needs the other two when you have Milton Jones?
Lobster tastes divine, but there are times when bacon or chicken seem heaven sent. I like them all.
@@kingda117 you only really appreciate Lobster when you've tasted the other two first.
@@craigk621 you guys are barbaric😥
Saw him live . Absolutely brilliant.
I love my RUclips recommendations.
I absolutely agree with Chris. 👍👍🤣🤣🤣
Bears Vs. Cowboys sounds like a pretty epic idea.
Whatever Chris was on, it worked 😂
Trawlerfly him n acaster and ed byrne are bloody hilarious
I love Ava Vidal's hair.
Milton, milton milton... thanks mate
Milton Jones is the New Tommy Cooper
Only Milton doesn't beat up women.
thank you, that doesn't normally work
Everyone face throughout all of Miltons set just screams “oh for fuck sake fair enough”
just skip to 3:47 for the funny bit
they were all pretty funny
That's a great attitude. 😊
How do they pick the titles for these clips? Do they choose a random timestamp and then riff on the sentence that it happens to coincide with?
11% of the video (35s out of 317s) was Milton Jones being disappointed with American football. Seems like a reasonable chice of title to me. What's the problem?
@@beeble2003 You really think a topic comprising 11% of the video's total deserves to be the basis of the title?
@@Myzelfa It's one of the largest topics covered in the video so, yes, it seems reasonable to me. It's not like it's some passing remark or that the other 89% of the video is all about one thing.
What do you suggest as an alternative? "Scenes we'd like to see with Ava Vidal, Chris Addison and Milton Jones - Mock the Week" is a possibility, but it's rather long and people are much more likely to remember the video as "The one where Milton Jones is disappointed about American football" than "The one with Ava Vidal, Chris Addison and Milton Jones in it." Maybe there is a better title for this video but I really don't see anything objectionable about the one they chose.
My ears are burning, people are talking about me.
Why do I keep seeing ads for Mexican google?
1:00 Hahahahaha violence against kids is funny innit?
Here in the states we have a soy shake called Soylent. Another brilliant name that went through the marketing and sanitization process
The company has no sense of humor since they take some issues with the fact that people put gifs on their ads with Charlton Heston yelling... ITS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
All good
Ava Vidal looks like Minnie Mouse just heard that Mickey died... On an upbeat point, she’s a funny gal!
Is she?....so which bit was funny?.....the but when she talked about physically abusing her son or the bit where she talked about mentally abusing her son? Or was it the bit where she acknowledged that men's problems are caused by women? I missed the funny but you'll have to explain.
@@nakkadu Which bit of Milton's was funny? The part where he fat-shamed someone or the part where he pretended to be too stupid to understand American football teams? Maybe comedy isn't supposed to be taken literally?
@@beeble2003 All of Milton's bits were funny, if you think making a joke about a fictional overweight person is the same as laughing about physically and emotionally abusing your own son are equivalent then you are an actual sociopath.
@@nakkadu You correctly identified Milton's routine as total fiction. Why do you assume that Ava's is factual?
@@beeble2003 Because she's talking about her son who is a real person....even if what she's saying is fiction based on real people, I personally don't find jokes about abusing her kids funny, if you do then fine, comedy is subjective...but I don't think you should let too many people know that you think gags about child abuse are funny. Just as a thought experiment, would you find it funny if a man joked about raping someone or about beating his wife?.....is that your thing?
Ah, Ava. Fucking love her.
Too much truth in that first joke. I gotta call my mum one of these days.
shant tell
Ava’s hair looks like Mickey Mouse ears.
Ouch - the bit on parenting is more insightful than funny.
Not really
Dara looked so uncomfortable with that set....
who else skipped straight to Milton?
Why? They're a great band.
The woman at the beginning’s delivery is terrible until the last joke, which she spoiled by keeping talking…
Back to the clubs with thee!
She talks instead of telling jokes
Americans would never say they "fit kitchens." They'd say they 'install kitchens' or even 'do kitchens.'
But then the joke wouldn't work...
@@majorcatastrophe2829 exactly.....jokes have to have some kernel of truth to work.
How about this then: the hypothetical American knew that he was talking to a Brit and decided to use language that Milton would be most familiar with?
@@3506Dodge The kernel of truth is in the other part of the joke, not the precise words that are put in the fictional person's mouth.
@@beeble2003 "truth"?
That lady's 'humour' was flipping dark.. 😲
Nice legs and pretty eyes though...and cool Mickey Mouse hair.
@@rattusnorvegicus4380 This is why all men are labeled as sexists. Fucking hell mate...
@Axl Dave She's not going to see it. You just made an objectification of someone, that's all you did. It wasn't a compliment, and you know it.
@Axl Dave That's not what that word means idiot.
@Axl Dave You're fucking stupid... Read up on the definition of words before you make an ass out of yourself next time.
Bit puzzled why the subject performer of the title doesn't appear until 3:41 of a 5:18 video.
What title would you prefer? I suppose they could just list the performers but mentioning a significant part of the content seems reasonable to me.
This comment section is mostly topsy turvey.
Her son rabbits on a lot. Tree, meet apple.
Skip to 3.46
Grow a set and add Ava Vidal to the title!
She was useless and sexist
So are a lot of Americans.
And quite allot of the middle east
chanting "death to the west" really is the height of disappointment
Just waiting for Milton to start the comdey
An American would never say "fitted kitchens".
Milton starts 3:40 mins into 5 min video. Milton Jones Was not the only one Disappointed
well dont tell milton to go to new zealand to watch the all blacks play rubgy, coz they aint all black
Milton stole the show , as ever ! Brilliant piss take of the yanks ! The other two comedians were just mildly amusing .
I'm a "Yank" and I love Milton...and jokes about America! 😁
I just knew when I saw a woman appear that she would come up with a sexist 'joke'. Actually it was just a piece of gratuitous nastiness.
At long last milton is funny
I was disappointed by this video until Milton Jones actually started.
The entire world is disappointed with American football. It’s not even a game.
The first woman that came on was about as funny as watching paint dry. I'd have said she was boring but she actually went beyond that, somehow. What on earth were the producers thinking of, when they invited her?
Probably diversity targets ?
Just because her humour isn't yours doesn't mean she's not funny, l like a wide range of humour from slapstick to savage satire.
Hers is a monologue type on human behaviour and its worst features.
@@biggusdickkus2956 It wasn't humour. It was just saying hitting boys and screwing up men is fun, just because.
Someone tell her it's a comedy programme.
Someone explain to you there's different types of comedy.
I can explain it but l can't understand it for you.
0:42 feminism
That is what you do (when youre a single mother)
The comedy starts at 1:47.
Hey i thought the first one was mildly amusing, not as much as the others
Funny part starts 3:55.
Up to 1.40 forget it, to 3.50 hmm, Milton saves the day thereafter... no change there then.
Anyone who thinks these subjects are random need help
That woman is a psychopath and not funny at all.
The "fitting kitchens" joke doesn't actually work because NO American would even understand that "fitting" something is how Brits say "installing", never mind put those words together in that order.
I understood exactly what he meant, and I'm from Texas.
@@Ogrethephreak Yes but you wouldn't say it that way.
@@jackphantom yeah, but I'm not a kitchen fitter
It's a good thing the joke is told to Brits then.
Its good that the joke is on UK Telly then isnt it
keep in mind that this was never intended for americans
Judi love, a comedienne ? Not even close, surely a case of false advertising 🤬
🔥🔥
*how to live without football???*
1:16 💛💝🧡
👇 👇 👇 👇💓
Very easily.
VERY easily
last i checked going without rugb-(COUGH) foot ball doesnt lead to instant death
i had my sport-kill-switch-organ removed anyway
First
Nobody cares.
Nope im first, year too early mate
The woman at the beginning was painful, not sure which part was funny....guessing it was the hair or the, the, the...no, I got nothing.
that black woman gave most womens game away. ive always known thats true, we all do, but to finally hear a woman admit it is funny.
She was about as humorous as a root canal with no anesthesia
There's people pay good money for that kind of thing as pleasure.
ikr
funny bit starts at 5:18
You are welcome
I wish comments showed dislikes
@@inactive1572 they do
@@johnmonk66 no I mean how many they have
the funny bit starts at 23:11 actually
@@BeanMachine360 are you an idiot?
Is the first woman supposed to be a comedian?
Female comedians 😴😴😴😴😴
Fucking hell, this program has lost its way.
So why is half the video not milton but a not funny woman