I really miss you guys coming to game with Jay. His daughter Abi is going to Faire at Bonner tomorrow. I told her to tell you who she is. She was 3 last we saw you. She's15 now!
This audience is so different from that in KC...no one knew the words! And this song is over half a decade old, you would think some of them would know it before.
here's the lyrics from their recording The door blew open and Jack blew in He looked at the barkeep and said with a grin I must be going I really can’t stay So pour me a drink and I’ll be on my way Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?” I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road! Jack drank it down and said that was great But I must be going before it’s too late Then his friends joined him and said sit back down If you must be going we’ll buy you a round Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?” I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road! With all his friends passed out on the floor Still Jack’s bleary eyes were set on the door The barkeep he said “It’s early you see, So sit right back on down cause this one’s on me” So Jack said … “Ut’ll butt he?” I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road! Two ladies entered Jack got to his feet He motioned them over and said have a seat Both the girls giggled, one gave him a wink And Jack with a smile said I’ll buy you a drink Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?” I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road! So Jack stood up and said “I must be off” The barkeep he said “Now I don’t mean to scoff But you’re here nightly and never do go So what’s say we both have one for the road?” Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?” I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road! Barkeep said … “FASTER!” I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
one of these days it would be great to get a video of them with a sign language interpreter doing this...they had it on the dvd and she was either 1/2 behind them or they were not recording her while they were singing
If you go to the Jolly Rogers web site which is jollyrogerskc.com go to the bottom of the web page and click on the word albums. On the Album "X Marks the spot " you can find the lyrics for this song and a lot of the songs that they sing.
Chorus: I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort The brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
I told the bartender this on my 21st birthday when she asked what I wanted to drink her jaw dropped
I really miss you guys coming to game with Jay. His daughter Abi is going to Faire at Bonner tomorrow. I told her to tell you who she is. She was 3 last we saw you. She's15 now!
I remember seeing them live when I was a kid. Thought it was funny then, and it's still funny now. XD Their commentary is just the best....
to the five who dislike this song you can never drink again from this day forth
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This one is good lol
I'm so glad someone put a video of them doing this song. It's been one of my favorites since the first time I saw it about 10 years ago!
,,Hey look, it's Barnie!"-I'm laughing hard
This audience is so different from that in KC...no one knew the words! And this song is over half a decade old, you would think some of them would know it before.
the album X marks the spot was released in 2003 so it will be 14 years ago this ovt
here's the lyrics from their recording
The door blew open and Jack blew in
He looked at the barkeep and said with a grin
I must be going I really can’t stay
So pour me a drink and I’ll be on my way
Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
Jack drank it down and said that was great
But I must be going before it’s too late
Then his friends joined him and said sit back down
If you must be going we’ll buy you a round
Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
With all his friends passed out on the floor
Still Jack’s bleary eyes were set on the door
The barkeep he said “It’s early you see,
So sit right back on down cause this one’s on me”
So Jack said … “Ut’ll butt he?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
Two ladies entered Jack got to his feet
He motioned them over and said have a seat
Both the girls giggled, one gave him a wink
And Jack with a smile said I’ll buy you a drink
Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
So Jack stood up and said “I must be off”
The barkeep he said “Now I don’t mean to scoff
But you’re here nightly and never do go
So what’s say we both have one for the road?”
Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
Barkeep said … “FASTER!”
I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
Thanks m8
I love this band
one of these days it would be great to get a video of them with a sign language interpreter doing this...they had it on the dvd and she was either 1/2 behind them or they were not recording her while they were singing
shailea stargazer I’ll see if I can remedy that this year.
full marks for audience participation :-)
It feels very personalised to me
I'd love to have the lyrics for this unless they just make it up as they go then they are completely underrated!
If you go to the Jolly Rogers web site which is jollyrogerskc.com go to the bottom of the web page and click on the word albums. On the Album "X Marks the spot " you can find the lyrics for this song and a lot of the songs that they sing.
Chorus: I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old
Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
The brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale
Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!
where can I get chords for their songs
that lady "I like him"
Lol! That was my mom.
So if you don't say it, I wouldn't notice lol
When ye playin' on Scottish shores...?
My favorite song when I was 8 was about drinking (I'm 13)
Happy 17th is this still your favourite drinking song ?
This is awesome, where are they performing at?
metcalfe87 That’s the Oklahoma Renaissance Festival in Muskogee, OK.
@@bubbybluetoes That's cool... I think these guys deserve better.
@@bubbybluetoes Thanks for the response!
2:39 (for later)
"Uter but" what?
@@DeDerpyDerp_ "I'll have a bite to eat"
Thanks m8
*(for the road)
Not quite how they do it in Kansas City, but still great.
covid got nothing on them HUZZAH!
barkeep s~AID! ... what was th question? @.@;;
By the time the ladies came in John's seriously alcohol poisoned and probably unconscious. Fun song though.