the two people left on earth: *finds a scientist* the two people: explain yourself! how did you magically make all the people disappear? we know you did it scientist: i made them disappear them: how? scientist: *i follow Josh Otusanya MWAHAHA*
Me: *explaining the story of Adam and Eve* My little cousin: "WHOAAA, if Adam and Eve have babies first. Wouldn't that all make us cousins/sibings?" My mind after 10 seconds of silence: *Oh no, she/he's getting smarter.... What have i done?!*
If you somehow need to rebuild society, some of the best places to start are the Eastern U.S.A., Europe, Eastern China, or anywhere else with a major river, like the Nile. That's where Egypt began.
@@strspider17it really isnt humans didnt start talking normally and they looked completely and rhe concrpt of names basicaölly didnt exist at that time
@@PHONELAS7 Agreed. I am Christian, but i still don’t believe in the ENTIRE bible. Some stories were added through time and expanded upon. Thus, making my disbelief for the story. Eh i don’t have to believe in it to be christian.
If everybody disappeared but me and a random other person I would split the earth between either of us and then I would take everything from every shop that had collectibles in my side
Me: *Describing the internet*
My Son: "WOW! How did it work?"
Me: ( •_• )
Me: "I don't know."
Ok
random ccomment
"Well son it's a big thing"
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
@Don't Read My Profile Photo no
This reminded me of “adam & eve” they didnt eat from the forbidden fruit tree this time
P.s i am not muslim why does everyone keep asking🤣🤦🏻♀️
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I don't care
They had three babies who were all sons…think about it
watch to the end
@Don't Read My Profile Photo don’t worry I can’t read
@@neelie_yeet420 i did i just quoted a meme
I feel like this man is going to be someone's inspiration for a movie one day.
Yes
@kindlyhelpmereachto10ksub46k
I think the lady shed tears doing this being so good to us
@@davoostergotland5160 You make me proud
@@erikjohansson4021 Thank you ma dalin
*Homeless but not Hoeless*
Words from a wise man
lmao
Wise words written by wise men with wise pen
Imagine if his crush was infertile
🌚🌚🌚🌚
We don't talk about that
True what if
😂 haha no😑
Just what I was thinking.
Imagine this was the actual history of the human race
that adam and eve
Just imagine, Adam and Eve were in a time when the world was just as good as today, and that’s basically what happened. We’re doing it again
Moral of the story : never talk to your crush
Already did **explosion**
as the legend says
''HOMELESS, BUT NOT HOELESS''
"You and your crush are worshipped in the far future by your descendants"
Bro imagine getting friend zoned for 1000 years
💀
"i wish it were just the two of us" in another level
Lmao
2:51 the fact that your still calling it “crush” 😂
0:57 THIS IS LEGENDARY HAHAHHAHHA
1:03 homeless but not hoeless..
LMFAO
“Homeless but not Hoeless” that caught me off guard 💀
me too💀💀💀
thats what im sayin
This dude took alabama at a whole new level
Me: last man on Earth
My crush: ew, I have a boyfriend
makes no sense cause yo bf hella dead
“ew, I have a boyfriend”
“Yea, me.”
"your boyfriend is o2?"
lol just move on ur bf is ded
the two people left on earth: *finds a scientist*
the two people: explain yourself! how did you magically make all the people disappear? we know you did it
scientist: i made them disappear
them: how?
scientist: *i follow Josh Otusanya MWAHAHA*
underrated
@@Mr.Duston so true
What.
@@nobodyimportant8647 Josh otusanya is a RUclips and he say the line in the end of every single videos of his
@@gayaaaya3489 Oh Okay.
1:04 "Homeless, but not hoeless"
Me: Yep, that's my homie
I caught that too.
'Get married'
Me: *Who the hell came to your wedding, animals!?*
You didn't invite Mr. Fluffypants now that the doctor doesn't prescribe the pills anymore?
0:10 everyone disappears and walks home.......
“Homeless but not hoeless”got me😂
hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can finnaly play Minecraft again but survival mode now gives you PTSD 💀
Plot twist: they were both the same sex and humanity died out
Thats a phase a homophobic would say,wow..
Nightmare 💀
@@itztocaisabella3590 how is it homophobic
@@itztocaisabella3590 how tf was that homophobic?
Semen banks exist bruh
‘Homeless… but not hoeless’ that got me 😂
same
1:04 i know everyone notices this 😬😬
Bold of you to assume I would even have overcome my social anxiety to speak to my crush.
Ikr lol
"Homeless... but not hoeless ;)"
That's the best thing I've heard/read today XD
"Homeless but not hoeless" HAHAHAHAHA. Wow. It's SO funny and SO witty that most comments need to quote it.
Chill
Kinda true tho lol
Imagine this is the true story of Adam and Eve
ye it's true for our religion for other u can think of what u want for us islam the story of adam and eve is true
imagine every 2 people who died were sent to an alternate universe on an empty earth. It also doesnt matter what gender or age
maybe thats where missing people go lol
fun fact- No planes will crash because they are set to auto pilot mode until there fuel ends
They will crash when their fuel ends💀
Ok great, Soo its just crashing with extra steps?
2:20 After 28 Years
Set Up A Computer Lab
You Can Finally Play Minecraft Again, But Survival Mode Now Gives You PTSD
Minecraft Lover 😂 Me Too*
0:59 AYOOOOOO READ THE DESCRIPTION
Damn he has a good sense of humor
Survive, create new home, travel around the world, this reminds me of Minecraft
1:57 best part
"I WOULD NEVER BE WITH YOU EVEN OF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH"
**6 months later**
"Hey wanna get married?"
NO
The end
Everybody gangsta till last two people are infertile
💀 That’s tough
Is really no one gonna talk abt 1:06 of the house burned down:"homeless….but not h0eless"
💀
i know
Plot twist: there are just two boys
danggg...
Aww mann..
That would make it better 🤤
@@bkthebee9940 NO, dat wud mek it mor interesting 🤤😏
😏
character AI chats be like:
BAHAHHAHHAHA
true
frr
closes youtube*
Like that will ever happen
Me: *explaining the story of Adam and Eve*
My little cousin: "WHOAAA, if Adam and Eve have babies first. Wouldn't that all make us cousins/sibings?"
My mind after 10 seconds of silence: *Oh no, she/he's getting smarter.... What have i done?!*
0:58 "Homeless... but not hoeless :)" I LAUGHED SO HARD
1:01
if your'e homeless then just .......
buy a house
1:03 caught me off guard when the home caught fire
Why
@@ognjen_b123 “Homeless… but not hoeless. :)”
@@ZeroTheObbyist OH THX LOL
If you somehow need to rebuild society, some of the best places to start are the Eastern U.S.A., Europe, Eastern China, or anywhere else with a major river, like the Nile. That's where Egypt began.
I like how he compared eastern USA with whole Europe! 😂
WatchData: ”Homeless but not hoeless!”
Farmers: Oh thank god…
A dream for introvert 🥲
"start having babies"
"Create new laws"
*"NUCLEAR..."*
"It Reminds me of Steve and Alex😂"
1:04 ‘homeless… but not h**less’ LOL
Why are you censoring it
I’m pretty sure your crush still wouldn’t like you
Who else saw "homeless but not h0less" And then realized everybody noticed that :(
Plot twist it was all just a Dream, You're Crush still hates you, No Bitches?
💀
Plot twist: this is how we got here
i mean- possibly true
Omg after 14 hours
“Homeless but not hoeless”
I can’t rn 💀
Crush: EW I WOULDNT KISS YOU IF WE WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH
Also her: *kisses the dude*
Me: *visible confusion*
Imagine the two people alive were two boys😂😂
@Department-Of-Hell-EditzAYOO
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😩
Cool! I like the video! 😁👍🏻❤️
Cool information and prediction! 👍🏻❤️
Imagine it was your enemy 💀
That would be an extinction event then😂
nah I'll just use them as a victim (i would use them for my own benefit)
The camera man recording: 😐
What camera man? He would be dead
@@sussybakaaaaaaa r/woooosh
@@sussybakaaaaaaa r/woooosh
Moral of the story:dont mess with shooting stars
That is true
I feel like watch data makes some great moviecplots
“Homeless but not hoeless :)”
Well yeah, I had a lot
But that was before everyone disappeared :(
Son of a family:who is he? Mom:his name is Adam or eve and he lived 1000 years ago.
0:02 spider man no way home refference 🍌
I wonder how they reproducted themselves same being siblings.
Maybe they also did the custom babies.
Bro He literally said to breed with each other 💀
"cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
"As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead"
- Sniper TF2
damn so edgy
Imagine is his crush was a guy 💀
ik
This is something more of a IShowSpeed dream
The question is: It's really stealing if you are the last man on earth?
No,.stealing is take other people possession..if they are gone then it would be ownerless..
Well, yes since even if they are gone, it is not your property.
Wait, so it was all Alabama???
Always has been
Yeah I mean you talk to your crush and a shooting star appears outta nowhere💀💀
Everyone gangsta until two alive were men
Just fun I guess😏
I feel like this could be a movie🎥🍿
@msmrobloxfnf4096 name of movie
@Rydin_Gaming
😶
It is already
So this is basically the start of the earth and adam and eve
adam and eve isn't true
@@lachieschuber8439who said😂
@@strspider17it really isnt humans didnt start talking normally and they looked completely and rhe concrpt of names basicaölly didnt exist at that time
@@PHONELAS7 Agreed. I am Christian, but i still don’t believe in the ENTIRE bible. Some stories were added through time and expanded upon. Thus, making my disbelief for the story. Eh i don’t have to believe in it to be christian.
@@lachieschuber8439bro doesn’t believe god
Imagine if adam and eve were the last 2 people of a previous huge human civilization
Nuclear power plants would automatically shut down to prevent meltdown so there wouldn't be radiation
“you’re homeless but not hoeless”
Fun fact: 85% of comments here are just "Homeless, but not hoeless!"
That's not a fun fact
interesting how adam and eve could be me and my crush 1,000 years later...
I really REALLY *RESPECT* the guy who tried this😳
After 6 month being all time together...mush be squidward flirting skills
Plotwist: They were actually Adam & Eve.
And after all that you wake up to reality
That means we’re all siblings
if your grandpa and my grandpa were the same grandpa we wouldnt be siblings, we’d be cousins
Yep because we all just one giant family tree
Well that's a fun thought
imagine if those 2 people were the same gender
then this whole thing wouldn’t work-
💀💀
Yarharhar
It's all fun and games until the person has the same gender as you
Sperm: Give me a break lad
Nahhhh 💀💀💀
B-but we need to repopulate the earth with humans!
Sweet home Alabama.
I was looking for this one😂
"Keep having babies"=4, 5 Billion sex
Holy shi-
Damn…
@@fluffymxlk5603 😳📸
This is a certified Dr Stone refecence.
Exactly! That's what I was thinking the whole time LoL
1:40 It isn't stealing if there is no owner
How to make your own Earth 101
2:10 why start a new one when you already have a lot to choose?
You can just become the god of your own religion, that's sick
@@Shiro-cc9vi No, after a few hundred years, people will question the truth about that.
"Everyone will wonders what happens if the two survivors are same gender!"
Reject normality become the gays
I prefer to say human will still extinct because of they can't breed!!!
They could use the human cloning technology if they learned how to do it.
Or the other person will transgender.
trans people exist and if they are not they can try to find a hospital with sperm and egg cells and make a artificial baby
“Homeless but not hoeless is crazyyy 😭🙏
If everybody disappeared but me and a random other person I would split the earth between either of us and then I would take everything from every shop that had collectibles in my side