Timeline: If There Were Only Two People Left On Earth
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- In this timeline video, we will show what would happen if there were only two people left on earth. Did you know that you could rewrite history? Or that you could do anything you wanted?! Watch this video to find out!
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Me: *Describing the internet*
My Son: "WOW! How did it work?"
Me: ( •_• )
Me: "I don't know."
Ok
random ccomment
"Well son it's a big thing"
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
@Don't Read My Profile Photo no
This reminded me of “adam & eve” they didnt eat from the forbidden fruit tree this time
P.s i am not muslim why does everyone keep asking🤣🤦🏻♀️
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I don't care
They had three babies who were all sons…think about it
watch to the end
@Don't Read My Profile Photo don’t worry I can’t read
@@neelie_yeet420 i did i just quoted a meme
*Homeless but not Hoeless*
Words from a wise man
lmao
Wise words written by wise men with wise pen
I feel like this man is going to be someone's inspiration for a movie one day.
Yes
@kindlyhelpmereachto10ksub46k
I think the lady shed tears doing this being so good to us
@@davoostergotland5160 You make me proud
@@erikjohansson4021 Thank you ma dalin
Imagine if his crush was infertile
🌚🌚🌚🌚
We don't talk about that
True what if
😂 haha no😑
Just what I was thinking.
Moral of the story : never talk to your crush
Already did **explosion**
Imagine this was the actual history of the human race
that adam and eve
as the legend says
''HOMELESS, BUT NOT HOELESS''
0:57 THIS IS LEGENDARY HAHAHHAHHA
'Get married'
Me: *Who the hell came to your wedding, animals!?*
You didn't invite Mr. Fluffypants now that the doctor doesn't prescribe the pills anymore?
1:04 "Homeless, but not hoeless"
Me: Yep, that's my homie
I caught that too.
Just imagine, Adam and Eve were in a time when the world was just as good as today, and that’s basically what happened. We’re doing it again
This could actually turn out as a great movie storyline.
Indeed
A 1,000 years long movie sounds interesting
@@Merasus but worth it
There is a movie like this
1:03 homeless but not hoeless..
LMFAO
"You and your crush are worshipped in the far future by your descendants"
Bro imagine getting friend zoned for 1000 years
💀
Me: last man on Earth
My crush: ew, I have a boyfriend
makes no sense cause yo bf hella dead
“ew, I have a boyfriend”
“Yea, me.”
"your boyfriend is o2?"
lol just move on ur bf is ded
the two people left on earth: *finds a scientist*
the two people: explain yourself! how did you magically make all the people disappear? we know you did it
scientist: i made them disappear
them: how?
scientist: *i follow Josh Otusanya MWAHAHA*
underrated
@@Mr.Duston so true
What.
@@nobodyimportant8647 Josh otusanya is a RUclips and he say the line in the end of every single videos of his
@@gayaaaya3489 Oh Okay.
“Homeless but not Hoeless” that caught me off guard 💀
me too💀💀💀
thats what im sayin
‘Homeless… but not hoeless’ that got me 😂
same
"Homeless but not hoeless" HAHAHAHAHA. Wow. It's SO funny and SO witty that most comments need to quote it.
Chill
Kinda true tho lol
“Homeless but not hoeless”got me😂
hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:51 the fact that your still calling it “crush” 😂
"i wish it were just the two of us" in another level
Lmao
Plot twist: they were both the same sex and humanity died out
Thats a phase a homophobic would say,wow..
Nightmare 💀
@@itztocaisabella3590 how is it homophobic
@@itztocaisabella3590 how tf was that homophobic?
Semen banks exist bruh
This dude took alabama at a whole new level
0:10 everyone disappears and walks home.......
0:59 AYOOOOOO READ THE DESCRIPTION
Damn he has a good sense of humor
character AI chats be like:
BAHAHHAHHAHA
true
frr
1:01
if your'e homeless then just .......
buy a house
Imagine this is the true story of Adam and Eve
ye it's true for our religion for other u can think of what u want for us islam the story of adam and eve is true
1:57 best part
imagine every 2 people who died were sent to an alternate universe on an empty earth. It also doesnt matter what gender or age
maybe thats where missing people go lol
"I WOULD NEVER BE WITH YOU EVEN OF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH"
**6 months later**
"Hey wanna get married?"
NO
The end
0:58 "Homeless... but not hoeless :)" I LAUGHED SO HARD
Bold of you to assume I would even have overcome my social anxiety to speak to my crush.
Ikr lol
WatchData: ”Homeless but not hoeless!”
Farmers: Oh thank god…
Everybody gangsta till last two people are infertile
💀 That’s tough
1:03 caught me off guard when the home caught fire
Why
@@ognjen_b123 “Homeless… but not hoeless. :)”
@@ZeroTheObbyist OH THX LOL
Is really no one gonna talk abt 1:06 of the house burned down:"homeless….but not h0eless"
💀
i know
"Homeless... but not hoeless ;)"
That's the best thing I've heard/read today XD
1:04 i know everyone notices this 😬😬
fun fact- No planes will crash because they are set to auto pilot mode until there fuel ends
They will crash when their fuel ends💀
Ok great, Soo its just crashing with extra steps?
Crush: EW I WOULDNT KISS YOU IF WE WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH
Also her: *kisses the dude*
Me: *visible confusion*
Imagine they spoke different languages and they didn't understand each other
Me: *explaining the story of Adam and Eve*
My little cousin: "WHOAAA, if Adam and Eve have babies first. Wouldn't that all make us cousins/sibings?"
My mind after 10 seconds of silence: *Oh no, she/he's getting smarter.... What have i done?!*
"start having babies"
"Create new laws"
*"NUCLEAR..."*
closes youtube*
Like that will ever happen
If you somehow need to rebuild society, some of the best places to start are the Eastern U.S.A., Europe, Eastern China, or anywhere else with a major river, like the Nile. That's where Egypt began.
I like how he compared eastern USA with whole Europe! 😂
Plot twist it was all just a Dream, You're Crush still hates you, No Bitches?
💀
Survive, create new home, travel around the world, this reminds me of Minecraft
Wait, so it was all Alabama???
Always has been
0:57 suss
I wonder how they reproducted themselves same being siblings.
Maybe they also did the custom babies.
Bro He literally said to breed with each other 💀
0:58 “homeless… but not hless” 😭
💀💀
😭
"Keep having babies"=4, 5 Billion sex
Holy shi-
Damn…
@@fluffymxlk5603 😳📸
Omg after 14 hours
“Homeless but not hoeless”
I can’t rn 💀
"It Reminds me of Steve and Alex😂"
You can finnaly play Minecraft again but survival mode now gives you PTSD 💀
I died laughing
Fun fact: 85% of comments here are just "Homeless, but not hoeless!"
That's not a fun fact
Who else saw "homeless but not h0less" And then realized everybody noticed that :(
What if this is what happens after ever few thousand millenia? The earth kills all people except a boy and girl and they eventually create history again?
Genetic disease would wipe their offspring before they can repopulate the earth.
It's all fun and games until the person has the same gender as you
1:06
no
Convenient the last 2 people on earth live close. In reality you would likely be thousands of miles apart
but that was a crush soo they already knew eachother
@@Cookiekopter people have crushes online tho
@@emiko7940 I know but to confess to your crush online?
2:10 why start a new one when you already have a lot to choose?
You can just become the god of your own religion, that's sick
@@Shiro-cc9vi No, after a few hundred years, people will question the truth about that.
A dream for introvert 🥲
What if *his* weapon stops working ?
😏
Son of a family:who is he? Mom:his name is Adam or eve and he lived 1000 years ago.
2:20 After 28 Years
Set Up A Computer Lab
You Can Finally Play Minecraft Again, But Survival Mode Now Gives You PTSD
Minecraft Lover 😂 Me Too*
Moral of the story:dont mess with shooting stars
That is true
1:04 ‘homeless… but not h**less’ LOL
Why are you censoring it
1:40 how is he getting married without a priest?
-_-
Are You A 5 Year Old?
By getting married
Without a priest
And by stealing a ring
be your own priest
“Homeless but not hoeless :)”
Well yeah, I had a lot
But that was before everyone disappeared :(
"cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
0:02 spider man no way home refference 🍌
"Everyone will wonders what happens if the two survivors are same gender!"
Reject normality become the gays
I prefer to say human will still extinct because of they can't breed!!!
They could use the human cloning technology if they learned how to do it.
Or the other person will transgender.
trans people exist and if they are not they can try to find a hospital with sperm and egg cells and make a artificial baby
1:04 ‘homeless… but not h**less’
Bruh that should be hopeless
It's just a typo
Given that they added in this: ;) I don’t think it was a typo…
@@zoeeeeeeeee7474 nah the added the ;) so its almost definetly not a typo
That’s what I thought it said
@@isabelwonders8711 oh ... Yeah , i didn't notice that
“you’re homeless but not hoeless”
"As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead"
- Sniper TF2
damn so edgy
imagine if those 2 people were the same gender
then this whole thing wouldn’t work-
💀💀
Yarharhar
two people left on EARTH
people in iss be like:
Doesnt make any sense
😂
@@captainlevonn9318International Space Station
How would you get to other countries tho? You can’t just fly a plane to France. Also why would the cities burn?
Kitchen fires. Some people disappeared while cooking.
Cars? I feel like they would still work.
planes crashing
Solar flare?
@@ravenchild7517 yeah but- you can't travel to Europe from USA by car
The camera man recording: 😐
What camera man? He would be dead
@@sussybakaaaaaaa r/woooosh
@@sussybakaaaaaaa r/woooosh
1:02 genius
Wait.. Doesn't that mean that the first baby siblings will have to marry each other..?
wait if they said we started from adam and eve doesnt that mean we are all cousins/siblings?????????
They have to since there's no other way to repopulate
@@acetic6497 Perhaps, wouldn't that mean having an affair with somebody from your family would have to be legalized?
@@asspencil I think that's already legal dude cuz nobody cares XD
The question is: It's really stealing if you are the last man on earth?
No,.stealing is take other people possession..if they are gone then it would be ownerless..
Well, yes since even if they are gone, it is not your property.
Everyone gangsta until two alive were men
Just fun I guess😏
2:05 sweet home Alabama..
2:34
💀
"Homeless.. But not hoeless"? Never heard of that word before
maybe hopeless?
hoeless as an you dont wanna know
@@Sowaq or maybe something else..
Plot twist: this is how we got here
i mean- possibly true
Imagine it was your enemy 💀
That would be an extinction event then😂
nah I'll just use them as a victim (i would use them for my own benefit)
Plot twist: there are just two boys
danggg...
Aww mann..
That would make it better 🤤
@@bkthebee9940 NO, dat wud mek it mor interesting 🤤😏
😏
I feel like this could be a movie🎥🍿
@msmrobloxfnf4096 name of movie
@Rydin_Gaming
😶
It is already
Yeah I mean you talk to your crush and a shooting star appears outta nowhere💀💀
If everybody disappeared but me and a random other person I would split the earth between either of us and then I would take everything from every shop that had collectibles in my side
This is something more of a IShowSpeed dream
So this is basically the start of the earth and adam and eve
adam and eve isn't true
@@lachieschuber8439who said😂
@@strspider17it really isnt humans didnt start talking normally and they looked completely and rhe concrpt of names basicaölly didnt exist at that time
@@PHONELAS7 Agreed. I am Christian, but i still don’t believe in the ENTIRE bible. Some stories were added through time and expanded upon. Thus, making my disbelief for the story. Eh i don’t have to believe in it to be christian.
@@lachieschuber8439bro doesn’t believe god
And after all that you wake up to reality
OMFGGG😂😂😂 THE PART WHERE IT SAID "HOMELESS BUT NOT HOELESS" 😂😂😂BRO THATS JUST😂
Timestamp?
What if they both were of same gender 💀
Even better.
@@amshanny6118 😂
what the-
@@amshanny6118 lmao
If they are girls then they can raid a sperm bank,for guys .....ya humanity died