ThanksKilling - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @StonedGremlinProductions
    @StonedGremlinProductions  5 лет назад +35

    From now till the end of November, all of our DVDs are just 5 bucks each! Check them out here at www.walkawayentertainment.com!

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 5 лет назад +1

      And killer turkey movies made me feel generous by buying three pictures.

    • @peterkrug2327
      @peterkrug2327 5 лет назад +3

      I want to say thank you, Snob, for enduring such God awful dreck for us.
      On a totally unrelated note, would you consider doing a Rifftrax-type commentary for one of those ultra-conservative Christian films and putting it on youtube? I'd really love that!

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 лет назад +1

      gobble, gobble, gobble

    • @francescagonzalezramos9442
      @francescagonzalezramos9442 5 лет назад

      The evil Turkey is trying to kill Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems in theaters on Christmas Day in hell on Earth!

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 лет назад

      @@francescagonzalezramos9442 ....yes, sweet turkey in heaven!

  • @tremorsfan
    @tremorsfan 5 лет назад +85

    A movie where a man in a turkey costume confronts a turkey in a human costume is clearly not taking itself seriously.

  • @haggardwashere262
    @haggardwashere262 5 лет назад +102

    "Gobble Gobble Motherfucker!"
    Someone who made Gears of War 3 must have been a fan of this movie.

    • @majdo007
      @majdo007 5 лет назад +2

      Should be dubbed by Sarah Gobble.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад

      Or Gigli.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 5 лет назад +2

      Or Mind Of Mencia. Sorry to remind you of that thing.

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets 5 лет назад +63

    Poor Snob. Traded almost all his food for furniture and a better camera.

  • @geeker6350
    @geeker6350 5 лет назад +51

    Wow, the sequel to The Hoboken Chicken Emergency is not what I expected.

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 5 лет назад +31

    "Thanksgiving Break! Yes!" He says with the buzzing of cicadas in the background...

  • @zachwillas6329
    @zachwillas6329 5 лет назад +52

    "Your dog had an axe-cident." Puns like that is what makes bad horror movies all the more funny. XD

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 5 лет назад +17

    The triumphant return of "That's a sentence I just said"!

  • @krystalfan
    @krystalfan 5 лет назад +29

    5:43 my god.....CRAWBERG is GREBWARC backwards

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 5 лет назад +40

    But honestly, the crew must have had fun making this.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 5 лет назад +81

    I wanna see a crossover where the evil turkey fight the Gingerdead Man

  • @jeffreybogard2713
    @jeffreybogard2713 5 лет назад +53

    Last time I was this early, the Snob had hair.

  • @slashingkatie7872
    @slashingkatie7872 5 лет назад +40

    Snob seems shocked these characters got in college. Uh hello? Aunt Becky paid off the admissions people. Duh!

  • @sjaatime
    @sjaatime 5 лет назад +70

    3:15. "It's THANKSgiving not SKANKSgiving." There. A better joke and it rhymes.

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer 3 года назад +1

      " It still hurts, but less".

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 2 года назад +3

      "This is bad comedy." -Galvatron, The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 5 лет назад +62

    I found out about this movie from watching Phelous' review of it.

  • @Dill_Pickle5760
    @Dill_Pickle5760 5 лет назад +28

    About time you touched on this gem, been tearing this one to shreds since 09’

  • @wespapes2054
    @wespapes2054 5 лет назад +16

    The perfect movie for the Snob

  • @madness1149
    @madness1149 5 лет назад +4

    This is actually one of my favorite low budget horror movies. This DVD is gonna be on my Christmas list.

    • @AnnieBoBannie421
      @AnnieBoBannie421 Год назад

      👍 the part where ‘Turkey’ is wearing the dads face? Hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @MFields2178
    @MFields2178 5 лет назад +3

    Holy crap! I paused the video to show the wife Thankskilling and she had me shut it off the first minute and then I showed her planes trains and automobiles as my thanksgiving movie and when I unpaused, Snob just talked about planes trains and automobiles! Great timing!

  • @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
    @Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 лет назад +16

    Cinema Snob on Wednesday? Sweet!

  • @randalgraves6979
    @randalgraves6979 5 лет назад +8

    That’s a puppet!! 😳
    I haven’t seen you that surprised since Sleepaway Camp. 😏

  • @Nitsua2828
    @Nitsua2828 5 лет назад +41

    I would recommend you check out “night of the wererooster”. It’s on amazon prime. It’s... something else I’ll tell ya that

  • @1970karlsberg
    @1970karlsberg 5 лет назад +4

    You had me at “Ye Olden Deadites.”
    Groovy

  • @LOAblue
    @LOAblue 5 лет назад +44

    Somebody had to be trolling by making this movie.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 лет назад +7

      SyFy quality right there

    • @jsc315
      @jsc315 5 лет назад +5

      From what I understand from the people who made this movie was meant to be a joke and somehow became successful enough to spawn sequels.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 лет назад +1

      @@jsc315 Y-You're kidding, right?

  • @SukiNoKoe
    @SukiNoKoe 5 лет назад +10

    AN EVIL TURKEY....South Park did that like ten years before this. xD

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 2 года назад

      And the makers of THIS turkey must have watched that before starting filming. While high.

    • @timothymorris157
      @timothymorris157 9 месяцев назад

      Thank god for the Starvin Marvin episode!

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 5 лет назад +4

    I'm still waiting for Eli Roth's Thanksgiving slasher parody from the Grindhouse trailers. And the fact that I'm waiting for anything made by Eli Roth is saying something.

  • @hyperaije
    @hyperaije 5 лет назад +5

    Oh man, I remember watching this and the sequel through the Rooster Teeth riff show, and ThanksKilling 3 was easily the most difficult movie to watch when I first saw it, and that was with other people riffing over it. I can't wait to see what the episode with that is like

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 5 лет назад +10

    Spent the whole movie waiting for the turkey to say "for me to poop on."

  • @krystalfan
    @krystalfan 5 лет назад +12

    the hoboken chicken emergency is way more terrifying then this

  • @phlarb6505
    @phlarb6505 5 лет назад +59

    The nerdy guy kinda looked like James Rolfe's AVGN character.

    • @GreenThingonTV
      @GreenThingonTV 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah it amazes me how people still think nerds dress like it's the 1950s. I mean where are the jean shorts and graphic tees?

    • @amanoj318
      @amanoj318 5 лет назад +5

      Eh, they were all lame stereotypes. I would say that's on purpose, but that would imply this movie had some sort of plan. :p

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 5 лет назад

      @@GreenThingonTV Sheldon Cooper is notorious for wearing graphic tees.

    • @doctorhandsome
      @doctorhandsome 5 лет назад

      I was going to say Daniel O'Brien.

  • @ThEmDl-ei6vl
    @ThEmDl-ei6vl 5 лет назад +10

    Can we get a tromaville month please

  • @avicusdusang1477
    @avicusdusang1477 5 лет назад +7

    And now I'm sad for no Machete in Space.

  • @catspaw3092
    @catspaw3092 5 лет назад +5

    This looks too hilarious especially when it's reviewed by Cinema Snob.

  • @AngelofMusic04
    @AngelofMusic04 5 лет назад +4

    2:15 - I never knew I needed to imagine what Freddy Krueger as a killer turkey was and then "Thankskilling" came into my life.

  • @germaniclad
    @germaniclad 5 лет назад +14

    4:52 "Nothing brings friends together like child murder" didn't you review IT?! XD

  • @forgottenbrother
    @forgottenbrother 5 лет назад +3

    I love it how you can tell that he's making up the story as he's telling the tale about the killer turkey. It is crazy funny...

  • @UndeadEggmiester
    @UndeadEggmiester 5 лет назад +3

    Man this movie is something else I remember once I tried to make this a annual thing to watch every Thanksgiving but I found it not watchable a second time.

  • @Harrysatt
    @Harrysatt 3 года назад +2

    You know what's next, Thankskilling 3

  • @Jarod-sm5rf
    @Jarod-sm5rf 5 лет назад +8

    Well the turkey is just getting revenge for what we do to his brothers

  • @erinkat93
    @erinkat93 5 лет назад +5

    My friends and I started riffing on this movie when it first came out (I was in high school), only to later discover that it was filmed at and by students from where I ended up going to college!

    • @Chipotleadvisory
      @Chipotleadvisory 3 года назад

      Something tells me that the Village of Granville doesn’t want this information spread around

  • @KlutzDeluxe
    @KlutzDeluxe 5 лет назад +2

    I screamed when I got the notification for this

  • @nicklager1666
    @nicklager1666 5 лет назад +22

    Meh baby Huey was scarier if im honest.

  • @SolarisKane
    @SolarisKane 5 лет назад +2

    This movie was tons of fun to watch! The sequel is even more crazy and fun! Hope he does Thankskilling 3 (yes that's the 2nd movie).

  • @thebman5812
    @thebman5812 5 лет назад +3

    As soon as the turkey started talking, i immediately thought that thing crawled it's way out of the power rangers universe.

  • @MrBlueSkyof1607
    @MrBlueSkyof1607 3 года назад +2

    Blood Freak! James A. Jannise should review this.

  • @amanoj318
    @amanoj318 5 лет назад

    It's sort of an indirect compliment, but one of the things I like about your channel (other than the awesome content) is that your comment sections are almost entirely full of positive, funny, clever and kind comments. Something that can be rare.
    You have some good fans, and I think that says something about your character (and character's character :p).

  • @carriekube7357
    @carriekube7357 2 года назад +2

    If you want another silly, low-budget slasher with a weird antagonist, I suggest Killer Pinata.

  • @03bgood
    @03bgood 5 лет назад

    Thank you, Snob! You listened and accepted to my request!

  • @jem10702
    @jem10702 5 лет назад +1

    Can't wait for the review of thankskilling 3!

  • @brandonbreyer3118
    @brandonbreyer3118 5 лет назад +2

    The media said Joker was so violent...but they forgot how dangerous the turkey is.

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 5 лет назад +3

    There needs to be an epic crossover between ThanksKilling, The Gingerdead Man, Demonic Toys and The Evil Bong!
    Also, 4:35, yeah...try saying that line around a bunch of strangers. See how that goes.

  • @PanJr
    @PanJr 5 лет назад +2

    14:10 "I'm so hungry, I could eat a poorly-drawn cartoon roast turkey!"

  • @humanwolf1984
    @humanwolf1984 5 лет назад +2

    This is going to be a interesting thanksgiving movie. 😉😆

  • @Llyander
    @Llyander 5 лет назад +1

    Interesting that the same guy who directed this has also recently directed "The Headhunter" which is a surprisingly decent bit of low-budget viking-themed horror.

  • @drsatanrx
    @drsatanrx 5 лет назад +1

    Thabkskilling is by far the best thanksgiving movie ever

  • @ginidontthinkso4282
    @ginidontthinkso4282 5 лет назад

    Seeing both phelous and snob doing reviews of the same film is nice for different perspectives!

  • @Roger_Smith_Staniel
    @Roger_Smith_Staniel 5 лет назад

    Yayyyyyy!!! I love this movie and Brad!! I’m about to head home from work. Gonna listen to this

  • @Hendozung
    @Hendozung 5 лет назад

    I never comment but for real this is one of my favorite movies of all time. Good stuff.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +3

    The Turkey obviously went to the Freddy Kruger School of Horrible Horror One Liners.

    • @krystalfan
      @krystalfan 5 лет назад

      his teacher was the cryptkeeper

  • @Tactical_Therapist
    @Tactical_Therapist 5 лет назад

    I watch this every November along with Blood Rage. #Thankful

  • @Jaytheradical
    @Jaytheradical 5 лет назад +1

    Truly the Weasels Rip My Flesh of killer bird movies.

  • @antonmasters8626
    @antonmasters8626 5 лет назад +2

    Been waiting for Snob to cover this since I first saw this piece of shit on Netflix years ago
    Today is a very good day. Thanks for the upload Brad

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 5 лет назад

      I always like seeing a movie like this covered by two different comedians. Rarely do they focus on the same elements of the film to eviscerate.

  • @1Hol1Tiger
    @1Hol1Tiger 5 лет назад

    Honestly..... This flick I have seen... and it's... honestly a guilty pleasure for me

  • @xxcrysad3000xx
    @xxcrysad3000xx 5 лет назад +15

    This movie is about as funny as a Jean Benet Ramsey joke.

    • @benmcfee
      @benmcfee 5 лет назад +1

      Ha! You can say that again... and again... and again.

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky 5 лет назад

      Oooooohhhhh snap

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 3 года назад +1

      This movie is as hard to watch as footage of the investigation of the Jonbenet Ramsey murder.

  • @erika8214
    @erika8214 5 лет назад +4

    "Get a Kleenex!" - Snob :)

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 5 лет назад +1

    Can't wait for the sequel review lol

  • @stacy6903
    @stacy6903 5 лет назад

    Nearly through the whole video and I finally got it - this is a turkey of a movie!

  • @TheyCallHimWoody
    @TheyCallHimWoody 5 лет назад

    Yeeeeeess.
    I didnt realize I needed you to review this amazing dumpster fire.

  • @KirkWilliamsIsBroken
    @KirkWilliamsIsBroken 5 лет назад

    This should be a fun watch.

  • @gonzaloegonzalez8106
    @gonzaloegonzalez8106 5 лет назад +3

    Wow... This shit make me appreciate Leprechaun

  • @jamesanderson6373
    @jamesanderson6373 5 лет назад +4

    ACTING!!!!!!!

  • @ThatMissQuin
    @ThatMissQuin 5 лет назад +3

    I'm just mad that this movie is the reason Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (originally a fake trailer for the grindhouse planet terror and death proof) didnt happen.

    •  26 дней назад

      That comment is now outdated

    • @ThatMissQuin
      @ThatMissQuin 26 дней назад

      Thanks for keeping up with the comment, I guess.

    •  26 дней назад

      @@ThatMissQuin You guess? I'm just replying

    • @ThatMissQuin
      @ThatMissQuin 26 дней назад

      Thanks for the info, I suppose.

    •  26 дней назад +1

      @@ThatMissQuin No need to be indifferent about it

  • @forgottenbrother
    @forgottenbrother 5 лет назад +1

    Also I love that one liner she gives towards the end of the movie; peck on someone your own size.

  • @SofaKingWeTodEd666
    @SofaKingWeTodEd666 5 лет назад

    I love this movie!

  • @SteeleZack
    @SteeleZack 3 года назад +2

    When one or more pornstars are in the cast of the film that is not suppose to be porn an ex. Samurai Cop 2; it is never a good sign.

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 5 лет назад +2

    This movie is one of the most monumental shitposts in history.

  • @tinstrings6312
    @tinstrings6312 5 лет назад

    I honestly can't help laughing at the end of this movie. A cooked turkey flying at the camera on a string while screaming 'beyotch' is one of the few actually funny moments in the movie.

  • @Psycomantis1
    @Psycomantis1 5 лет назад

    Executive Producer: Rudy Ray Moore

  • @MrBlue3rd
    @MrBlue3rd 5 лет назад

    I discovered this classic a few years ago thanks to being free to view on Vudu.

  • @daniels6322
    @daniels6322 5 лет назад +2

    5:57 I think the animator may have snuck something in.

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 4 года назад +2

    This movie looks like a Woodrocket porno spoof but without the porn!

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 5 лет назад

    Im getting a fair amount of genuine laughs out of this footage, though I'm sure it helps to have a lot of it cut out. I also think the actors deserve some credit for saying these lines with a straight face. The gore effects are pretty good, and I'd much rather have a bad puppet than awful cgi. All in all, considering the competition of a talking cat and the various talking vagina movies, this might be the best talking nonhuman thing movie you've covered.

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 5 лет назад

    Day made. Thanks Snob.

  • @alexandriasanders9499
    @alexandriasanders9499 5 лет назад +4

    Lighting outdoors was clearly not apart of that budget.

  • @171QA
    @171QA 5 лет назад +1

    The bunny from Monty Python is scarier than the turkey.

  • @ThEmDl-ei6vl
    @ThEmDl-ei6vl 5 лет назад +1

    Also donut operator has a great video on self defense against killer turkeys

  • @IbadGrammarX
    @IbadGrammarX 5 лет назад +2

    phelous review this now snob thx you

  • @SuchtFaktorHoch10
    @SuchtFaktorHoch10 4 года назад +1

    @12:10 When the turkey wears the ripped of face of the father AND the daughter actually thought it IS here dad I shat my pants. That is absolutely hilarious.
    Oh and all the strange sexual tension in the movie is still a better love story than Twilight. Yes that's how old I am.
    It is baffeling to me that such a movie looks way more interesting than all Slender and Bye Bye Man movies combined. SHAME.....

  • @dinosaysrawr
    @dinosaysrawr 5 лет назад

    The JonBenet callbacks just get funnier and funnier.

  • @narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801

    8:28 “He should have known the talking turkey would pull a gun on him when he asked the turkey to give him a B.J.” That’s a sentence I just said….PRICELESS!!

  • @joestewart-paul7181
    @joestewart-paul7181 5 лет назад +1

    More like a six foot Turkey

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc11 5 лет назад +1

    Me: Oh yeah, 2 wks into No Nut November
    Cinema Snob: Wanda Lust
    Me: brb

  • @forgottenbrother
    @forgottenbrother 5 лет назад

    Hey snap I'm wanting to thank you very much I am one of your biggest fans if not the biggest. But the bottom line is I just had to check this movie out & watch it myself. Because you made it seem so doggone funny. And the movie doesn't disappoint. So yeah if you're coming home for a bad day at work just watch Thanks killing I mean what could be funnier than watching a turkey going around getting back at people for the senseless slaughter of turkeys everywhere. So I said thank you very much snob for giving me something to make me laugh.

  • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
    @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 5 лет назад +1

    Lmao turning white gravy into brown gravy simply by taking a crap in it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 5 лет назад

    Not gonna lie, laughed very hard at the "what kind of accident?!" line.

  • @cappedminer369
    @cappedminer369 4 года назад

    0:34 is there a link to this on RUclips somewhere ?

  • @elgeneralkibo1132
    @elgeneralkibo1132 5 лет назад

    Love food reviews

  • @JaycRam
    @JaycRam 5 лет назад

    18:18 I thought Thanksgiving was next week, too. Found out, it lands on the 28th this year.

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 5 лет назад

    "How am I supposed to get scared if it's in broad daylight?"
    TV Tropes calls it "Daylight Horror", Snob.

  • @jcawthon99
    @jcawthon99 5 лет назад +2

    Again where does he find this shit!?!