"She would be the anime girl that thinks kissing would make you pregnant" Wrong, she would be the anime girl that thinks holding hands would make you pregnant
"hahahah 69 is funny because funny little karkat Homestuck" "I have candy. jolly ranchers." This is on the same level as that one "I got some jelly beans. You like jelly beans?"
I feel so sorry for wormie. I was that friend that got those things explained to me. (or maybe I still am cause I didn't know about flavored condoms wtf)
@@chomik172 it mostly happens randomly, but something might be triggering it as well. I'm not quite sure what it is though one trigger could be my absence seizures, my mum told me it causes memory loss for her ?
I was that friend who didn't know shit but like I was 13 or 14 when my friends broke it down to me. I honestly only knew that Sex meant gender. I was asked about it before and I thought the other definition was kissing in bed XD.
Wormie: Does crack
Also Wormie: Does not know what pegging or 69ing is
Nice.
2:45 When you do an epic Gamer moment
Nice name ya got there
ate all the crack and forgot what it was
This fucking woman
Ok just found thus out of no where and I ain't disappointed
"She would be the anime girl that thinks kissing would make you pregnant"
Wrong, she would be the anime girl that thinks holding hands would make you pregnant
it does tho
Worse. *Eye contact.*
Well depends on the henta- i mean adult anime
@@e.r.i.n_ lowest of the low:
*t h i n k i n g o f t h e m*
Wrong, she would be the girl that thinks getting in the same swimming pool as a boys would make you pregnant.
Wormie went from eating normal rocks to "special" rocks
Character development
Meth rocks
Gems :D
*Tells her what pegging is without shame or holding back in any way shape or form*
*struggles to explain 69*
Honestly, if I had to explain either to a kid then pegging would be easier to explain in 2 sentences than 69'ing.
I mean 69 is not as weird as pegging but it is harder to explain, better to show than tell am I right or am I having any good ideas
Ing yang
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 I can explain it in one word. *Efficiency.*
@@ImAviex Efficiency V
Let's all stop and appreciate that the guitar sound effect at 4:45 sounds like it could be part of the song.
that solo legit fits like a glove
its too powerful
I feel like the head shaking at 0:44 synchronizing with the rhythm of the music pleases me much more than it really should
That ios dope tho
At least they didn’t tell her about 177013
what's that
@@wormie0015 hentai but it is an online comic
@@thenecromancer7487 No
@@wormie0015 dont search it, youll regret it
@@johntelekom9712 I'm searching it
Wormie does crack but doesn't know what 69 means
*_I'm concerned is Woomie safe_*
yeah 🐧 penguin
blessed
It really do be like that sometimes
Wormie is safe that's all that matters
@@tweedledeevine 🥺🌷
Dude Klavier was the perfect choice here
"hahahah 69 is funny because funny little karkat Homestuck"
"I have candy. jolly ranchers."
This is on the same level as that one "I got some jelly beans. You like jelly beans?"
where is that from I've been laughing at this comment for a while but idk the reference 😭💀
@@wormie0015 it's this video where this guy in a cowboy hat holds jellybeans up to the camera and says that
@@someman66 I've never seen I'll go check it out tysm 🌷!!!
WORMIE further context: its the voice actor for Arthur Morgan in RDR2 saying i got some jelly beans
I like jelly beans as long as they are not impostors
I used to be the pure friend, so I understand Wormie's pain.
How long did you survive before being corrupted?
Same
"I used to eat rocks" I actually relate to this now I'm better and eat uncharged wires instead (this isnt a joke)
what kinda wires do u eat ???
i personally enjoy samsung wires
@@wormie0015 not copper wires but I like other metals and wires and same brand
@@sbrensbeve7982 oh damn nicee
@@sbrensbeve7982 tinned wire?
I use to eat the walls of my old house as a kid
maya just works so perfectly as the pure friend
watching him do the air guitar always cracks me up
KARKAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE FOR ME SHFHFJFHFH
*holds wormie gently*
idk who you are but thank you
@@wormie0015 They're so meeeeeeeeeean
@@e.r.i.n_ i still love them tho
**SQUISH**
@@dragonmage1175 *squeaks* 🐱
4:45 why does this actually *slap*
Joke totally not intended
"Haha 69 is the sex number haha funny lololol haha lololol"
LMAO THAT LINE MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WTF
ABDNJDBD BECAUSE ITS RELATED TO KARKAT
Nobody can fight the homestuck
@@ashleybyrd2015 no one ever can
@@wormie0015 Oh sick is this the real Wormie?
Also that's not how the song goes
@@SP_Sour yes it is :> !! and I wasn't trying to go w the song sorry lmaoo
I was trying to emphasize how you *really* can't fight it
"Shit, in this age people know this stuff by age 13"
Damn it you caught me
Im telling Phoenix
is that nagito from megadrummer ??? omg can you sign my teddy-bear ?
Mew always breaking Wormie
The sudden Homestuck reference made me see Hell for a second.
Pegging: *exists*
Wormie: NO! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
I sincerely don't know what is worst:
-Explain 69
-Bring homestuck to the conversation
Are we just gonna ignore how Godot's head shake at 0:44 matches the rhythm?
Damn I feel a bit bad for the pure friends when they get exposed to this stuff.
I love how godot is in HD, but cuts to the other guy and the pixels kick in
"Talking to Wormie is like trying to keep the fact that Santa isn't real a secret"
"Honestly yeah"
"WHAT"
i can't believe he's not real 😭😭😭!!
So THATS what pegging is
pegging friends
Peg your boys good night
Never heard of. The closest it's POG that I also dk what's that I just saw it
YARR HARR FIDDLEDY DEE
"I used to eat rocks" Is such a Maya thing to say HAHAHA
Alright, that first dialogue hit me like a fricking freight train
90% of my exposure to Ace Attorney comes from these memes but I would die for Maya
I like how many of the people commenting about the Karkat reference have Homestuck icons
Okay this feels like a strait up ace attorney online chat
Klavier's expressions are fucking perfect
I relate to Wormie on a spiritual level
Except for the crack thing
Well, he's not wrong about 69 looking like the Zodiac sign for Cancer tipped on its side. There is a resemblance.
-"I know you do crack so I know you know that"
-"Teehee"
When karkat comes up and you obtain 25 XP from it
GOD THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN AT THE END I LOVED IT
i should not be surprised homestuck found a way in and *yet*
That guitar guy was perfect for this
Godot tried his hardest to protect Wormie but failed
These are actual comedy gold, 24K
As a victim I can say I feel their pain.
*Guitar solo -> *bangs wall -> "ok guys im gonna tell her"
Wormie is basically shinomya
The head nods after 0:43 match up with the song
I'm one second into the video and I'm already in tears
4:45 nice riff sync with the music there
This is definitely a conversation I'd have with some of my friends
These are the only conversations i have with my friends
This is definitely a conversation I'd have with me
I love this
4:17 Been searching for the track name, can't find it pls help
Oh it’s Confrontation ~ Presto, here’s a link: ruclips.net/video/pucxhTspFrQ/видео.html
@@sideburns2470 YES! thank you.
@@sideburns2470 God bless your soul.
"Her kek, her ack, her pepe and her fack." - Mewdove, 2020
God i regret so many things ive said
I don't know what's going on nor why is this on my recommended, but clearly some fun was made on objection.lol.
My friend group could never have a pure friend as they would be corrupted in about 5 minutes.
maya starting this one off strong
I would love to be a part of this chat
So weird seeing Prosecutor Gavin on the left
This is the best objection.lol ksjdjsjsh
Discord conversations be like:
why would you have an innocent friend
No corrupt the pure Wormie!
I'm worm
And so they did
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THAT SONG
Dunno why I find these so funny
I feel so sorry for wormie. I was that friend that got those things explained to me. (or maybe I still am cause I didn't know about flavored condoms wtf)
Poor Wormie
But also
What the fuck wormie
I was taught about flavored condoms in middle school
107th sub! The old man has released the corrosive curse on your channel.
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo remember when dr eggman said pingas? that was THE funniest shit I've ever seen no doubt
“We corrupted the pure friend”
also this video
_”You do crack so I know that”_
*YEP DEFINITELY*
4:40
Everyone knows 69 is the funny meme number because that's the year sex was invented
I pity wormie
My best friend corrupted me too
Dw I have memory loss
@@wormie0015 do you have a "i don't even know what i ate today" memory loss or some kind of other memory loss
@@chomik172 I have the "sometimes I literally forget my name and where I am" memory loss but it can be somewhat mild most of the time
@@wormie0015 wait, seriously? that must be bad
and if something is triggering that memory loss or is it just happening randomly
@@chomik172 it mostly happens randomly, but something might be triggering it as well. I'm not quite sure what it is though
one trigger could be my absence seizures, my mum told me it causes memory loss for her ?
O... kay I guess Im in the same boat as her cuz I dint know of some of that stuff myself xd
corruption.bruh
No one:
Wormie: STOP STOP STOOOOOP STOP
WAAAAAA
Guys that look like girls are hot
Trust me @@wormie0015 > :]
@@ceciliatavarez5655 I already know but I don't have a type so . . .
I'm sorry *_there are flavored condoms?_*
yeah
@@wormie0015 pleads watch xaver renegade angel it is the best funny show has best scenes to look at with tired eye s
@@ceciliatavarez5655 sorry I don't take show suggestions from yt comments, thank you though !!
"Imuh"
Thanks Rich
3:43
*Diego noises intensify*
*very nice opening*
OMG THEY KNOW HOMESTUCK
yes !!
I hope she's not underaged...
She does crack
She's not
I'm not but thank you for caring :) !
Heh, it's 4:20 AM rn. Nice
4:00 i died
Welcome to season 6 episode 832 of Why the heck is this in my reccomends
I was that friend who didn't know shit but like I was 13 or 14 when my friends broke it down to me. I honestly only knew that Sex meant gender. I was asked about it before and I thought the other definition was kissing in bed XD.
4:44 That riff tho
3:41 uh...
*Diego?*
i guess u learn something new everyday..
Press 2 for b i g s i p p
that girl is cute, i would like to talk with her
wormie is here to talk !! hallo !
what's the music that plays at 4:16 called again?
staple tapeworms on my pensi
Why is there an objection or hold it at the end of literally each sentence
to show how much screaming was done in this chaos but also cuz im fairly knew at the it so i was just experimenting around with it
@@ihaveobjections845 ok
Im 13 and now im confused
Hey I'm wormie
Uhh
Stating your age in the comments at such a young age is very dangerous, please trust me :(( keep yourself safe
All rise for the nation anthem of Kekistan...
I kinda relate to wormie
von Karma says some words on Stroke language