The BEST Fast Food Cheeseburger I've Ever Had?

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  5 месяцев назад +241

    Please consider supporting my radio shows, podcast and RUclips Channels at: patreon.com/thereportoftheweek On Patreon you can access exclusive content, like my radio shows, anytime you want!

    • @ngalfred1994
      @ngalfred1994 5 месяцев назад +2

      how did you comment 12hours ago????

    • @MaskedManiacReviews
      @MaskedManiacReviews 5 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you again Brah. You always bring me that needed entertainment to save me from my day

    • @mrsplitfoot23
      @mrsplitfoot23 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ngalfred1994RIGHT?!?!

    • @MonkeyspankO
      @MonkeyspankO 5 месяцев назад

      looks like a 2x whopper without all the trimmings

    • @dragonnasxavier3473
      @dragonnasxavier3473 5 месяцев назад

      It's too bad you probably don't have a Freddy's there. Their steakburgers really can give the kind of reaction you feigned having. Great video, much love!

  • @jefflarson8727
    @jefflarson8727 5 месяцев назад +6344

    Our local Sonic got shut down for selling drugs

    • @thelucidintermission
      @thelucidintermission 5 месяцев назад +144

      dude smae!

    • @85jongo
      @85jongo 5 месяцев назад +500

      That's a shame. Would never happen at a classy, upstanding establishment like McDonald's.

    • @Joshua-fz5zx
      @Joshua-fz5zx 5 месяцев назад +412

      They take happy hour VERY seriously.

    • @cornbreadreturns296
      @cornbreadreturns296 5 месяцев назад +53

      Lmaooooo

    • @slipperynickels
      @slipperynickels 5 месяцев назад +33

      lol awesome

  • @martintaylor10
    @martintaylor10 5 месяцев назад +2398

    I missed the question mark in the title and called the whole family out to watch the unveiling of the best fast food cheeseburger ever made. I have been disowned. My disappointment is immeasurable

    • @DanielBuhler
      @DanielBuhler 5 месяцев назад +178

      Was your day ruined?

    • @GrandTime-17
      @GrandTime-17 5 месяцев назад +53

      You have to be thorough like our brah here. Your family is just as disappointed now. Go apologize. 😂

    • @tommygreen3338
      @tommygreen3338 5 месяцев назад +28

      Lol. I missed it too. Fortunately, im home alone lol

    • @mikhailhutchcraft7711
      @mikhailhutchcraft7711 5 месяцев назад +30

      Ngl, the title made me think he was being serious

    • @jerryc3050
      @jerryc3050 5 месяцев назад +9

      But is your day ruined?

  • @vinnart
    @vinnart 4 месяца назад +157

    Kudos to this guy coming up with an original persona that just makes him interesting to watch and listen to. He's got a real 1920's look, and voice one would not expect for a fast food review channel.

    •  2 месяца назад +1

      It's David Brinkley

    • @RockNRoller66
      @RockNRoller66 2 месяца назад +2

      Welcome to our Country. Your check and keys to the sanctuary city are in the mail.

    • @aeons7836
      @aeons7836 2 месяца назад +11

      You think this is a persona? This guy is just like this all the time lol he was raised by his grandparents

    • @JonTan-z3e
      @JonTan-z3e 2 месяца назад +6

      this guy has been around for 10 years he didnt come up with anything, hes like one of those weirdos that caught on and became a ubiquituos internet meme.

    • @gyme6077
      @gyme6077 2 месяца назад

      He's Review bra

  • @Shaggerton
    @Shaggerton 5 месяцев назад +2042

    6:40 post burger clarity

    • @dl_dev8482
      @dl_dev8482 5 месяцев назад +210

      Dude he was geeked

    • @TobeyFairre7861
      @TobeyFairre7861 5 месяцев назад +52

      I thought the same thing lol

    • @DoubleDguitar
      @DoubleDguitar 5 месяцев назад +35

      Bro, right?

    • @MrRicky175
      @MrRicky175 5 месяцев назад +20

      Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

    • @mavisgrace5403
      @mavisgrace5403 5 месяцев назад +152

      "This is better than 5 guys" 😏

  • @user-is4jf8yr4z
    @user-is4jf8yr4z 5 месяцев назад +877

    Your dry sense of humour really comes through in this one. And it's obvious you're having fun. Great video to watch!

    • @housemana
      @housemana 5 месяцев назад +20

      he really hitting it with this one u right u right 🤣

    • @mosquitobight
      @mosquitobight 5 месяцев назад +22

      He reached the absolute pinnacle of sarcasm

    • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
      @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@mosquitobightwhat’s sarcasm?
      😂

    • @fadedgreywolf5542
      @fadedgreywolf5542 5 месяцев назад

      He's not joking he actually likes it

    • @JoMcD21
      @JoMcD21 4 месяца назад

      He was absolutely on point 🤣

  • @SheSniper1
    @SheSniper1 2 месяца назад +36

    You always make me laugh! Thanks so much for the pick me up!

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 5 месяцев назад +350

    I currently work at Sonic and when I first tasted the burger it just tasted like a big Mac that was trying to be something different. The second time I made one I made a few changes. I added a little salt and pepper with the smasher seasoning, caramelized the onions, added mayo and topped it all off with bacon and queso cheese. It was now a proper burger that stood out from the crowd.

    • @KevinVenturePhilippines
      @KevinVenturePhilippines 5 месяцев назад +79

      I don't care if you work there or not, or if that was real or not, at the end of the day, I like the way you think about a burger. 🤌

    • @Moonlitverse
      @Moonlitverse 5 месяцев назад +18

      Oh I'll have to try the caramelized onion.. yum

    • @TheBlackLink
      @TheBlackLink 5 месяцев назад +12

      Thank you for your service, Sonic Smasher.

    • @brianjay9811
      @brianjay9811 4 месяца назад +3

      The best burger would be one as shown dipped in melted cheese and mayo for ten minutes, then placed within a much bigger burger...

    • @RyCorp77
      @RyCorp77 4 месяца назад +3

      I thought it was going to be something special, i would think if the sauce was more like the Stacker sauce from BK it would be better(which for some dumb reason they dont keep burgers with it year round)

  • @TheFakeGooberGoblin
    @TheFakeGooberGoblin 5 месяцев назад +667

    Bro played me like a fiddle. I thought bro has having an Ratatouille moment.

  • @ultra1nstinct
    @ultra1nstinct 5 месяцев назад +4

    Hey, foodreviewbrah, just wanna say I’m glad you’re still doing your thing in a world where most people are criticized for anything and everything they do. Keep your head up and keep striving for the best. God bless.

  • @omegis13
    @omegis13 5 месяцев назад +936

    "Body builders wearing special gloves pounding meat...I just made that up."
    Okay brah

    • @fratzogmopars
      @fratzogmopars 5 месяцев назад +12

      Call the police!

    • @doughoback5226
      @doughoback5226 5 месяцев назад +33

      So wrong on multiple levels, LOL

    • @Mike1614YT
      @Mike1614YT 5 месяцев назад +13

      leave your fanaticises outta this

    • @BadaBadger
      @BadaBadger 5 месяцев назад +14

      Happy Pride!

    • @PandaPelley
      @PandaPelley 5 месяцев назад +27

      Review Brah's version of Ram Ranch incoming

  • @ChickenWang0
    @ChickenWang0 5 месяцев назад +336

    The chef who smashes the burger is so serious his uniform is a white tank top

    • @CadgerChristmasLightShow
      @CadgerChristmasLightShow 5 месяцев назад +40

      A wife respecter

    • @Firefly-k9p
      @Firefly-k9p 5 месяцев назад +5

      i don't think there is someone who smashes burgers,i've worked at somewhere like sonic and patties comes proceed and ready to cook.Only thing that left for us to take the meats outta fridge and put it in the owen.

    • @JoyoSnooze
      @JoyoSnooze 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Firefly-k9p Thanks 🤨

    • @debrajol3585
      @debrajol3585 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@JoyoSnoozeI got what he said. Processed was the word prob spell corrected.. owen is oven. Maybe he has fat thumbs 😂

    • @Smashing_Bumpkin
      @Smashing_Bumpkin 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Firefly-k9p I’m currently a cook at sonic. The patties come thick and frozen of course. They are then tempered for 3 days. And the cooks do have to smash each one. It is quite the hassle 😅

  • @vaultmediamoveupmagazine5384
    @vaultmediamoveupmagazine5384 4 месяца назад +67

    The host is an exquisite blend of John Mulaney, Vincent Price, and Mark Proksch’s portrayal of the energy vampire Colin Robinson on What We Do In The Shadows.
    Is it possible this guy is a real life vampire (turned at age, like, 22 in the 1920s) who has just discovered fast food, RUclips, and eating for the first time?
    One way or the other, I’m a fan.

    • @pugsymalone6539
      @pugsymalone6539 4 месяца назад +4

      Who are you and how do you know this!!?

    • @JackMarkham-vn3jp
      @JackMarkham-vn3jp 3 месяца назад +5

      Heavy on the Vincent Price.

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 2 месяца назад +1

      Speaking of The Shadows-
      Matt Berry is at his funniest in Toast of London.
      When he sang Ghost Town by the Specials at a piano bar, it was hilarious. He went high when he should've gone low. Very droll.

    • @KRobinson-ko1ne
      @KRobinson-ko1ne Месяц назад +2

      He’s got to read the opening narration to “Last Man On Earth” it brings me chills when Price reads it already. I’m sure Reviewbrah would knock it out of the park

    • @caljerm
      @caljerm Месяц назад

      Vampires don't eat burgers. 😂

  • @FreeggNinja3618
    @FreeggNinja3618 5 месяцев назад +127

    One nice special touch in your videos that I love: when you're eating the food, you don't show any expression on your face, so we can't tell whether you like it or dislike it, until you actually speak.

    • @chinablue1699
      @chinablue1699 4 месяца назад +2

      Its the botox , he can;'t show emotions for an minutes to an hour after his treatments.

    • @EmergencyChannel
      @EmergencyChannel 2 месяца назад +4

      Weekly botox injections is a small price to pay to look this good.

  • @halrhoads6194
    @halrhoads6194 5 месяцев назад +105

    You're the absolute KING of dry, sly humor! Top notch review, as always. Thanks, bru.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +1

      Agree 1000%

    • @lawrencestrabala6146
      @lawrencestrabala6146 5 месяцев назад

      The absolute King of dry humor was Bob Newhart.

    • @shawncrittenden6216
      @shawncrittenden6216 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@lawrencestrabala6146 Ya well "was" is Quite correct

    • @pugsymalone6539
      @pugsymalone6539 4 месяца назад

      True! Groucho would be impressed with both his delivery and his woredrobe.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 месяца назад +1

      @@pugsymalone6539 Great comment. Groucho was dry humor personified!

  • @MoldveyDM
    @MoldveyDM 2 месяца назад +6

    I very much enjoy Report of the Week's dry sarcastic humor! It hits the spot!

  • @Mechpilot0790
    @Mechpilot0790 5 месяцев назад +418

    That brutal silence while he chews

    • @tommyoh8873
      @tommyoh8873 5 месяцев назад +29

      Best part is when he takes his time with the tasting.

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 5 месяцев назад +12

      I'm always waiting for him to yell "You forgot the pickles!"

    • @dwill1970
      @dwill1970 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @debrajol3585
      @debrajol3585 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Omni0404 on this one I was waiting for the words ‘that’s dry af!’ 😂😂😂 It looks like a dry burger. Plus he takes his time to explain and he drove to his house.. it can’t be a hot juicy burger by then.

    • @Fantasyremix
      @Fantasyremix 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's magic

  • @jaydawgheyyallz8615
    @jaydawgheyyallz8615 5 месяцев назад +642

    At my Sonic when you order a large fries you get a small fries in a large fries container

    • @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k
      @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k 5 месяцев назад +22

      😆

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 5 месяцев назад +57

      Don't let that slide. Probably someone shorting every order, and then eating the extra they created.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 5 месяцев назад

      Call in their customer service, report the store number, get those minorities fired.

    • @jeremyd.2156
      @jeremyd.2156 5 месяцев назад +22

      Your first problem is ordering fries, get tots 100% of the time

    • @ruthnoya8424
      @ruthnoya8424 5 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@jeremyd.2156
      Who the hell wants tots with a cheeseburger?

  • @omgahandlelol
    @omgahandlelol Месяц назад +7

    I have been watching these food reviews for some time now, and I never realized I wasn't subscribed. Great dry humor, thanks for sharing.

  • @iamtoothewalrus
    @iamtoothewalrus 5 месяцев назад +65

    This dude would be a great poker player, absolutely no clue what he's thinking while eating.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +1

      True

    • @rootntootncowboy
      @rootntootncowboy 5 месяцев назад +3

      I would be extremely surprised if he isn't a poker player

    • @notabot3375
      @notabot3375 5 месяцев назад

      I was thinking he might be having a slight seizure.

  • @pennyc7064
    @pennyc7064 5 месяцев назад +129

    The transition from the "next-level burger enjoyment" state to the "I'm just kidding" had me cracking up! Your humor made my day Reviewbrah!❤

    • @Jeanie1107
      @Jeanie1107 5 месяцев назад +2

      6:33 master class in humor.

    • @pennyc7064
      @pennyc7064 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Jeanie1107 When I saw the "?" at the end of the video title, I knew that there was going to be some heavy sarcasm in this review and this was my favorite part 😆

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +2

      Reviewbrah has got that dry razor sharp wit, no doubt! Made us laugh so hard we were rolling.😂

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jeanie1107 absolutely!

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@pennyc7064 Our anticipation was palpable, the sarcasm was superlative!

  • @mr.zafner8295
    @mr.zafner8295 3 месяца назад +4

    Hey, thanks for giving me a really fun and really relaxing 10 or 15 minutes every once in a while. You're great at it and you're really appreciated out here. Thanks and good luck to you

  • @diz9983
    @diz9983 5 месяцев назад +166

    Hey buddy, you're going to end up being the last major youtuber with no scandals god willing.

    • @jordans4827
      @jordans4827 5 месяцев назад +61

      Ummm.... hate to break it to you....but ReviewBrah is wanted in 9 states.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @willjam465
      @willjam465 5 месяцев назад +22

      Do you see those manicured nails? There are stories to be told...lol

    • @carolesmith4864
      @carolesmith4864 5 месяцев назад

      @@jordans4827 10 states. He is wanted here, too.

    • @bubbleman2002
      @bubbleman2002 5 месяцев назад

      @@jordans4827 You can't forget about the zoo he blew up just 2 days ago, either 😬

  • @Michael-s9r5y
    @Michael-s9r5y 5 месяцев назад +67

    He definitely takes ‘fast food’ reviews to a whole different level. Very entertaining to watch.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +2

      No wonder he’s the top fast food reviewer in the USA!

  • @ghermesman1878
    @ghermesman1878 2 месяца назад +2

    With almost 3 million subscribers Brah keeps knocking ‘em dead. Kudos on the funny and always helpful reviews .

  • @joonglegamer9898
    @joonglegamer9898 5 месяцев назад +8

    I had to check if this was April the 1st. I've followed you (watching) for a long time, and your content is interesting in the way its so different. But today, aaah - the level of sarcasm and world class oscar winning acting I think you're putting on, well done sir!
    That burger, oh boy, the dryness, the slapped togetherness (if thats even a word), oh my word. (looks at my own entire collection of grilling equipment), well... Ok, I will accept this as humor. That was indeed a good one.

  • @thequantaleaper
    @thequantaleaper 5 месяцев назад +7

    My favorite thing about this channel is that it doesn't change. The quality of the video/audio has changed over the years, but the presentation and quality of review has not.

  • @piggypiggypig1746
    @piggypiggypig1746 5 месяцев назад +12

    2.8m subs! Woah! I haven't seen your videos in a long while but do enjoy them when I get the time. Your channel has taken off. Well deserved. 👏👏

  • @Viscosity4
    @Viscosity4 5 месяцев назад +219

    Bro had half a beer today I see

    • @binobones
      @binobones 5 месяцев назад +42

      As a 110 pound dude that just had half a beer I think you're totally correct.

    • @Gaming_Antics
      @Gaming_Antics 5 месяцев назад +11

      He got high on a Red Bull.

    • @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k
      @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k 5 месяцев назад

      Gave him wings.😆

  • @510newguy
    @510newguy 5 месяцев назад +349

    10 dollars for a cheeseburger is bananas. They should call it the bananas burger :o

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 5 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah thats kinda the upper limit for any kind of fast food.

    • @ashtonman02
      @ashtonman02 5 месяцев назад +9

      Down in my state, I can get the triple smasher combo for just $10.

    • @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k
      @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k 5 месяцев назад +3

      🍌😆

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 5 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah, for $10 I could make one hell of a deluxe cheeseburger at home, plus a few more. And I can confidently know it was prepared in a safe and sanitary manner. 😮

    • @jtp2007
      @jtp2007 5 месяцев назад +6

      It is $6.69 were I live

  • @Frame352-PG
    @Frame352-PG 4 дня назад +2

    I can't get enough of this guy. How can anybody not like him?

  • @user82938
    @user82938 5 месяцев назад +43

    Right on the razor's edge of having too much fun with this one.

  • @slayereli13
    @slayereli13 5 месяцев назад +210

    i swear he came back from that cut at 6:31 smelling like some dank

  • @CraigDawson-e8g
    @CraigDawson-e8g 3 месяца назад +4

    This is the best review I've seen of yours yet. Thank you

  • @thementalistgames192
    @thementalistgames192 5 месяцев назад +176

    THE KING HIMSELF

  • @henrywebb3009
    @henrywebb3009 5 месяцев назад +42

    I apologize for the weird comment. I've had a really rough few days and I find a lot of comfort in these videos. So thank you for the content.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +2

      That’s so thoughtful man! Sorry you had bad days. I find the same comfort and also humor,at times, in his vids.

    • @Oingoboingo528
      @Oingoboingo528 5 месяцев назад

      @@henrywebb3009 no apologies needed. You're a democrat & weird just comes naturally

    • @Jeannette311
      @Jeannette311 5 месяцев назад +4

      I hope today was better.

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 5 месяцев назад +1

      hey man i hope you're doing better now 🤝

    • @Peter-fo4ec
      @Peter-fo4ec 3 месяца назад

      What was your weird comment????¿

  • @stormbrewer1169
    @stormbrewer1169 4 месяца назад +2

    Been a fan of yours for years, your channel is simply brilliant, thank you

  • @JimThompson-i3u
    @JimThompson-i3u 5 месяцев назад +12

    "My day is amazing, and my joy is incalculable."

  • @orbsbythought
    @orbsbythought 5 месяцев назад +12

    this dude is an absolute legend. legend

  • @Eau_Yah
    @Eau_Yah 3 месяца назад +1

    At first I thought to myself, "oh look at this dork..." but then as I continued watching your review I realized that you are not a dork. You are you and you are unique. Nice job keep being you and keep doing your thing. Peace and love to all.

  • @Wlkn2025
    @Wlkn2025 5 месяцев назад +49

    I don't even care about the review, your voice just gives me peace. ❤

    • @Jerkbeefrow
      @Jerkbeefrow 5 месяцев назад

      YOUR SUCH A BUTTKISSER!!!!😮😮😮😮

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 2 месяца назад

      He is on several shortwave frequencies.

  • @Cannash54
    @Cannash54 5 месяцев назад +42

    10:13 "the 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓼𝓮"

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +3

      Love it

    • @norger
      @norger 4 месяца назад +1

      2 micrograms of lead 5 micrograms of soy and sulphate 6

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

  • @tylerrjohnson68
    @tylerrjohnson68 2 месяца назад +1

    Dude You're a legend. I can't believe after all these years. You're still doing this, that is something awesome 👌
    Keep the good work up, Bud.

  • @Eggwrite
    @Eggwrite 5 месяцев назад +19

    You're fake out had me for a minute, brah. Thanks for the review

  • @EseJandro
    @EseJandro 5 месяцев назад +659

    In N Out and 5 Guys in shambles right now.

    • @erniericardo8140
      @erniericardo8140 5 месяцев назад +26

      5 Guys for sure.

    • @skunk2spec489
      @skunk2spec489 5 месяцев назад +28

      Those places are disgusting. Y'all have issues. Those places have never been good. They redefine the phrase "overrated"... They are absolutely terrible.

    • @ieast007
      @ieast007 5 месяцев назад +62

      All of the In N Outs where I live still have drive-thru's backed up well into the street. There's one of the few places that didn't jack up their prices during Covid. 5 Guys for sure is having a hard time since they got greedy and more than doubled their food prices.

    • @iamtoothewalrus
      @iamtoothewalrus 5 месяцев назад +14

      I went to InNOut not long ago, around 2:00pm on a Tuesday, and it was still packed. Not what I was expecting.

    • @erniericardo8140
      @erniericardo8140 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@skunk2spec489For me whats disgusting are the prices at 5 Guys and whats even more disgusting are the long lines of people at In N Out - whars your Go To burger place thats not disgusting ???

  • @SherryYT-ot2tu
    @SherryYT-ot2tu 3 месяца назад +11

    John you are my hero! You are the only guy I know that can make an entire emotional experience out of a new hamburger presentation! It sure did LOOK good! That burger does present well visually. Good Job reviewing this one. But Darn it is expensive!!

  • @erichorton9621
    @erichorton9621 5 месяцев назад +62

    Man $10 for a cheeseburger especially from Sonic , no thank you

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 5 месяцев назад

      You must hit Sonic at happy hour. Order a Coca-Cola with sweet cream. It's transcendent.

    • @fortyseven1832
      @fortyseven1832 Месяц назад

      Bogo in the app. Double or triple smasher. Drinks also 1/2 price in the app all day. App is buggy and slow though.

  • @Baulx138
    @Baulx138 5 месяцев назад +156

    If you said you were Christopher Walken's grandson, I'd believe you

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +13

      That’s rich! Golden star award ⭐️!!!

    • @uteruspower1862
      @uteruspower1862 4 месяца назад

      Crispin Glover’s son

    • @QuintonPearce
      @QuintonPearce 4 месяца назад

      Yea but atl3ast Chris eventually shuts the f up, Jesus christ 🙄

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 4 месяца назад

      How's life treating you

    • @Evelk420
      @Evelk420 3 месяца назад +1

      Fiend

  • @liltullyboy
    @liltullyboy 5 месяцев назад +2

    Been watching you for an extremely long time and I have to say you have great vibes man! Well done on the vids!

  • @danallshaw1131
    @danallshaw1131 5 месяцев назад +15

    The body builder joke was funny. It keeps getting better and better on this channel.

  • @jeremiahweed725
    @jeremiahweed725 5 месяцев назад +14

    A pleasure as always Reviewbrah!!!

  • @trueheart8390
    @trueheart8390 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how he puts ladies first, he's a real gentleman! Love that Report!

  • @George_Taylor_
    @George_Taylor_ 5 месяцев назад +406

    The translucent skin, the slicked back Bela Lugosi hair, the bulging eyes, the Nosferatu fingernails, the ink-black suit that cancels sunlight like a black hole. This man has it all.

    • @emilyspector2728
      @emilyspector2728 5 месяцев назад +18

      You mean…”Black Hole Son”?
      (Apologies to the late Chris Cornell and Soundgarden for the horrible pun on a good song)

    • @RyanBissell
      @RyanBissell 5 месяцев назад +19

      I think I have just experienced Peak RUclips Comment.

    • @zerofrindz
      @zerofrindz 5 месяцев назад +7

      Drum roll please ...good description except I would add morticians gotta eat too. Lol..

    • @NathanStickney-q1t
      @NathanStickney-q1t 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zerofrindz😮

    • @martinmi5
      @martinmi5 5 месяцев назад +1

      You are some weird people. You want to look like him???

  • @Canad1anKronic
    @Canad1anKronic 5 месяцев назад +78

    Is it odd that sometimes when I'm hungry but don't have food, I watch this channel, and I feel fed afterward.

  • @scythe4277
    @scythe4277 2 месяца назад +4

    when it comes to burgers, I just buy grass fed organic beef and make burgers myself and they are phenomenal and I actually know what’s in them

  • @XboxNuisance
    @XboxNuisance 5 месяцев назад +113

    This dude doesn't age i actually think that he may be a vampire

    • @MSinistrari
      @MSinistrari 5 месяцев назад +14

      Or he's got a painting hidden away somewhere doing all the aging for him.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@MSinistrariSomebody has read THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GREY 😊

    • @furrymessiah
      @furrymessiah 5 месяцев назад +6

      You'll never convince me otherwise that reviewbrah isn't an alien in a human disguise, who got broadcasts of fast food commercials on his home planet and came to Earth to investigate

    • @guitarhole
      @guitarhole 5 месяцев назад

      Vampires scoff at the thought eating fast food. Unless it's human blood of course.

    • @RMD-uw5np
      @RMD-uw5np 5 месяцев назад +1

      He must get these burgers really rare and bloody!

  • @TheBlazeboy69
    @TheBlazeboy69 5 месяцев назад +73

    Sonic got closed down here due to 3 drive by shootings in 5 days😮

    • @johndillon8051
      @johndillon8051 5 месяцев назад +11

      They know their market.

    • @michaelgarcia5689
      @michaelgarcia5689 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@johndillon8051
      😂

    • @namvet1968
      @namvet1968 5 месяцев назад +1

      Some people enjoy the smell of gunpowder with their burger.

    • @Oingoboingo528
      @Oingoboingo528 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@TheBlazeboy69 democrat run business?

    • @nuaru100
      @nuaru100 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Oingoboingo528 Really? Can't you go 2 seconds?

  • @narakuhanku3710
    @narakuhanku3710 5 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is such a good man. He saves me from eating garbage. He is really my hero.

  • @Crurned
    @Crurned 5 месяцев назад +28

    0:24 everytime I watch a new Reviewbrah video.

  • @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw
    @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw 5 месяцев назад +91

    Love your unique style, never change!

    • @freakklomp
      @freakklomp 5 месяцев назад +2

      go away bot

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +2

      I simply must agree. Unique and impeccable style. Like he stepped right out of a movie.

  • @ChristinewithaC
    @ChristinewithaC 5 месяцев назад +9

    You crack me up, bruh! Today is my birthday and you made me smile! 😊

    • @Jerkbeefrow
      @Jerkbeefrow 5 месяцев назад +1

      YOUR SUCH A BUTTKISSER !!!😮😮😮

  • @hunterherrin8318
    @hunterherrin8318 5 месяцев назад +52

    Body builders pounding meat and he didn't even bat an eye. Legend

  • @bastidface
    @bastidface 3 месяца назад +3

    One of my favorite burgers is my own onion smash burger with bacon, pickles, and homemade tangy bbq sauce. It's easy to make and cheaper than fast food.

  • @DevinKeptGoing
    @DevinKeptGoing 5 месяцев назад +226

    I believed you until you said Sonic

    • @gm12551
      @gm12551 5 месяцев назад +6

      Just give me a large cheese tot 😊

    • @leopoldstotch7721
      @leopoldstotch7721 5 месяцев назад +10

      Sonic is top tier fast food

    • @DevinKeptGoing
      @DevinKeptGoing 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@leopoldstotch7721 when you live in kansas

    • @JohnnyHuddleston-pb9mi
      @JohnnyHuddleston-pb9mi 5 месяцев назад +7

      Had one today. After all the build up, major disappointment.

    • @75percent2infinity
      @75percent2infinity 5 месяцев назад

      I wouldn't call sonic fast food in my experience similar wait to a restaurant.

  • @maxaustin7310
    @maxaustin7310 5 месяцев назад +11

    This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen and I truly mean that

  • @pookiewookie7679
    @pookiewookie7679 5 месяцев назад +6

    1:34 "They proclaim". Sounds like Joshua, the computer from Wargames speaking 😂

  • @tracydee1857
    @tracydee1857 5 месяцев назад +282

    You look MARVELOUS ... that tie is PERFECTION !!!

    • @jeffknott1975
      @jeffknott1975 5 месяцев назад +16

      I love this guys style and accent, I don't watch to learn about the food I watch to listen to him!

    • @Epico8161
      @Epico8161 5 месяцев назад +10

      Thank you for being positive to him.

    • @mason069
      @mason069 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Epico8161 why wouldn't they?

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +10

      He looks so polished and refined, just like he stepped out of a vintage movie. Movie star level swag!

    • @Ginamy72
      @Ginamy72 5 месяцев назад

      @@Heightsomethinghumanbro just came to tell us he’s from the past but has a time maschine

  • @nickosteraas
    @nickosteraas 5 месяцев назад +9

    Can’t stand all the normies that try to review foods in their cars on social media these days. Review Brah is the GOAT

  • @markfeldhaus3693
    @markfeldhaus3693 4 месяца назад +4

    3:24 the anger comes out... LOL

  • @adversary22
    @adversary22 5 месяцев назад +105

    I'm going to be honest, I've never gone to a Sonic and afterwards thought "oh yeah, that was an adequate idea."

    • @jackiespaceman
      @jackiespaceman 5 месяцев назад +2

      The breakfast sandwiches are great

    • @Andressantiagooo99
      @Andressantiagooo99 5 месяцев назад

      @@jackiespacemannever have iether but will check it out

    • @gamescape7758
      @gamescape7758 5 месяцев назад +3

      Eh just the slushies and if you are really craving a cheese stick.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think Sonic isn't fancy but the food is just as good as 'big' chains.
      Where they do excel is more out of the box items. Mozz sticks, jalapeno poppers, popcorn chicken,
      hot dogs, various specialty sandwiches that get rotated. Plus the large selection of different drinks and shakes. And the breakfast menu is really good.

  • @MissJoy16
    @MissJoy16 5 месяцев назад +101

    I couldn't believe my eyes with that title!

  • @pigs3littleones
    @pigs3littleones 4 месяца назад +2

    "Your money is no good here. Orders from the house......Drink up, Mr Torrance...."

  • @varsoonhks3211
    @varsoonhks3211 5 месяцев назад +16

    "I sAW how they did it..."
    There is no way that he did, this is a set up to a bit.
    "...i just made that up."
    Reviewbrah always keeping it honest, gotta appreciate that.

  • @elizabethmckenzie3033
    @elizabethmckenzie3033 5 месяцев назад +58

    Your fashion sense is beyond perfection!!! The shirt, the tie, the jacket!!! Really quite off the charts...artistically!!! How wonderful!!!

    • @StoneShards
      @StoneShards 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't forget the NAILS!

  • @electrifiedspam
    @electrifiedspam 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ain't going to lie, I like that suit. It really works for you.

  • @jenniferlias191
    @jenniferlias191 5 месяцев назад +17

    Have you ever been to Culver's? I've discovered the Sourdough Melt and now find myself wanting to go back. It's basically just a patty melt, but it comes with Cheddar and grilled onions. I don't work at Culver's or have stock I just love food! 😊

    • @gabmalagonpersonal
      @gabmalagonpersonal 5 месяцев назад +3

      Culver's Reviews!

    • @binobones
      @binobones 5 месяцев назад +2

      Culver's is blessed beyond heaven

    • @TennisOnion
      @TennisOnion 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, pretty solid food at Culver's

    • @borbetomagus
      @borbetomagus 5 месяцев назад +1

      Culver's is very good, but Freddy's Famous Steakburger might be a little better. If you like shoestring French Fries, then add a large order to their lacey smash burgers.

    • @DanielJohnson-ec8rk
      @DanielJohnson-ec8rk 5 месяцев назад +1

      I love that one and the sourdough melt at Steak and Shake

  • @Michael-s9r5y
    @Michael-s9r5y 5 месяцев назад +97

    Best part is the vintage undertaker outfit.

    • @m1t2a1
      @m1t2a1 5 месяцев назад +6

      The tie is nearly iridescent.

    • @leonups
      @leonups 5 месяцев назад +4

      why this dude always wear suits too big

    • @-o-The-Duke-o-
      @-o-The-Duke-o- 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@leonups What rock did you crawl out from under?

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@-o-The-Duke-o- perhaps a rock that actually fits his size?

    • @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k
      @JosephSchwarzkopf-m9k 5 месяцев назад

      Sure seems HOT! Got to respect him always making himself so uncomfortable for us. He could easiliy just wear basketball shorts snd tank tops during the hot Summers, instead. 🤷🏼 Then again, we couldn’t call him Vampire Brah, if he DID do that.😉😆

  • @markorkarenhanes1354
    @markorkarenhanes1354 5 месяцев назад +1

    The one thing that impressed me was the toasting of the bun. It actually looks like they hit it with a little butter/oil before they toasted it.

  • @ATLTraveler
    @ATLTraveler 5 месяцев назад +102

    Is he really referring to notes whilst reviewing a cheeseburger? That’s commitment.

    • @steph9561
      @steph9561 5 месяцев назад +45

      He’s a professional

    • @KevinVenturePhilippines
      @KevinVenturePhilippines 5 месяцев назад +30

      You must be new. He has done this many years and has millions of subs for a reason, lol.

    • @Naltddesha
      @Naltddesha 5 месяцев назад

      @@KevinVenturePhilippineslmfao

    • @stephenmiller2544
      @stephenmiller2544 4 месяца назад +7

      hes weird but extremely committed and that makes him endearing. I can't stand the danty little bird bites, and relentless chewing. but still every few months a video pops up and I watch the entire thing....and I hate myself every single time.

    • @onetuliptree
      @onetuliptree 4 месяца назад

      @@stephenmiller2544 Just look away for reflection until he starts talking again.

  • @Christian-q5e
    @Christian-q5e 5 месяцев назад +33

    He had me in the first half. I was already pulling up Google "sonic near me" lmao.

  • @carlalaban5483
    @carlalaban5483 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love your style man awesome review

  • @inelhuayocan_aci
    @inelhuayocan_aci 5 месяцев назад +25

    "They just pound the meant. It's a special sight to see."
    --Reviewbrah (3:59)

    • @rothguard8692
      @rothguard8692 4 месяца назад +1

      ..... And you should see how they make burger .

  • @SeenGod
    @SeenGod 5 месяцев назад +6

    and then he said “Sonic”.. and i laughed uncontrollably and fell off the couch 😂

  • @mavisgrace5403
    @mavisgrace5403 2 месяца назад +2

    6:44 "This is better than five guys 😩"

  • @Bee_Tea_Sea
    @Bee_Tea_Sea 5 месяцев назад +15

    That dry absurd humor is what keeps me coming back
    Never change John, never change

  • @HolisticPatriots
    @HolisticPatriots 5 месяцев назад +36

    'Needs more Mayo" - Reviewbruh

  • @swimtwin
    @swimtwin 3 месяца назад +2

    Probably the best review ive seen

  • @Earthling247
    @Earthling247 5 месяцев назад +21

    That’s how many pickles should be on every burger. These places are always cheaping out on the toppings.

    • @GonzoCiosain
      @GonzoCiosain 5 месяцев назад +2

      This burger is Bubble Bass approved

    • @jimmbear3998
      @jimmbear3998 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’d rather have too many picked than too few. If there are too many I would just eat them separately.

    • @normanwyatt8761
      @normanwyatt8761 4 месяца назад +1

      They all get cheap with the toppings, but the worst is limp onions and the outside leafs of limp, partially rotted lettuce that are complet- ly non- chewable.

  • @dragoonempire
    @dragoonempire 5 месяцев назад +4

    I really like the title… Running on Empty Food Review. There is just something so nostalgic about it.

  • @rickflippin1
    @rickflippin1 2 месяца назад

    Dude those threads are utter perfection kudos for style

  • @EverXFun
    @EverXFun 5 месяцев назад +61

    My local Sonic got shut down for illegal cockfights

    • @SFbayArea94121
      @SFbayArea94121 5 месяцев назад +5

      What the heck 😂😂😂😂

    • @BG-yz7hh
      @BG-yz7hh 5 месяцев назад

      Now whenever I see an open Sonic I'm going to assume they are up on their licenses for cockfighting

    • @EverXFun
      @EverXFun 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@SFbayArea94121 it's true

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 5 месяцев назад +9

      Same for mine, except it wasn't roosters...

    • @notabot3375
      @notabot3375 5 месяцев назад +2

      Those idiots. Not that hard to make them legal.

  • @pstrass6353
    @pstrass6353 5 месяцев назад +30

    In a world of lies and politics, this man is a welcome relief.

  • @bthome123
    @bthome123 2 месяца назад +1

    I love it when he breaks character (2:30).

    • @fatalistbeauty
      @fatalistbeauty 28 дней назад

      When he does that in the kfc vegan nugget video it’s my fav moment in the entire series that I’ve seen

  • @truejim
    @truejim 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Imagine the best day you’ve ever had. No, imagine the best day anybody’s ever had, ever. Strike that, imagine the best day a human being ever could possibly have throughout all of space and time. Now double that. That still doesn’t come close to how good your day will be when you first eat this burger.”

  • @jusjessnthings8273
    @jusjessnthings8273 5 месяцев назад +4

    I had one with some chill cheese fries and a coke with lime just the other day and it was honestly surprisingly good.
    I think everyone knows it depends on when and where you go to a Sonic if it's good or not. Let's be real it's alot of highschool kids cooking and packing burgers alot of times. But when it's good it really hits.

  • @richmondtolbert7280
    @richmondtolbert7280 2 месяца назад

    Absolutely love your channel!!!

  • @snugglepuss6317
    @snugglepuss6317 5 месяцев назад +4

    IT'S SO NICE TO SEE SOMEONE WHO CHEWS THERE FOOD MORE THAN ONCE. WELL DONE SIR FOR NOT CHOKING. 👏👏👏

  • @pogchampedits
    @pogchampedits 5 месяцев назад +35

    Can someone cast this guy in a movie

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 5 месяцев назад +1

      What I thought too!

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Heightsomethinghuman
      He would probably be great

  • @kristofordurrschmidt
    @kristofordurrschmidt Месяц назад

    The opening to this video had me laughing SO HARD. Thanks for that!

  • @massimothetrog7111
    @massimothetrog7111 5 месяцев назад +7

    Sonic burgers can vary wildly. The sonic in my hometown is great, The sonic near me now...tastes like the broken dreams of college drop outs.