My bedroom window is at the foot of my bed and is 12 feet above the ground, I can’t shake the idea of waking up to the silhouette of Gru staring at me through my window.
@@rion7088 The earth has to be golf ball size to be a black hole so I don't think the moon would be a black hole but I would say it is close to the density to a neutron star.
If not a black hole, he would be almost crunched into the small moon itself. The mass would still hold a f*** ton of gravity. And in that small size, it would be nuts.
I think the minions' heights are very exaggerated. Especially considering that normal people in that universe appear 3/4 to 4/5 the height of Gru. He's still a massive absolute unit, but normal people tend to reach his shoulder or chest. So either the minions are considerably shorter, the measurement system of that universe is very skewed, or 10 ft is the norm.
Assuming a world where the minions are 1.75 feet, about half the height assumed by the video: - avg people: 5.25 - 5.6 ft - Gru: 7 ft - The Freeze Ray: 2.8 ft - Gru's nose: 0.46 ft (5.52 inches) - Gru's house: ~66.67 ft (~7 stories) - Gru's car: 21.2 ft tall, 40 ft long - Gru's rocket: 323.75 ft (~98.68 m)
@@MRCSANYHere’s in normal units: Average people: 5.25 - 5.6 ft = 1.60 - 1.71 meters Gru: 7 ft = 2.13 meters The Freeze Ray: 2.8 ft = 85cm Gru’s nose: 0.46 ft (5.52 inches) = 14cm Gru’s house: ~66.67 ft (~7 stories) = ~20.32 meters Gru’s car: 21.2 ft tall, 40 ft long = 6.46 meters tall, 12.19 meters long
I love how this whole video's concept is based upon the fact that minions are 105 centimeters tall, and that just makes the entire universe seem bigger than it actually is.
Teenagers: When will I ever use Bijection, Bayesian probability, asymptote, binomial coefficients and combinatorics in real life??? Chad Kirby: FUCKING BRAINLETS
Gru is almost 3 meters, can hold THE MOON, is faster than ballistic missiles, is lightweight enough to not trigger them, has a long and elastic nose, is a super genius and has an army of immortal yellow abominations.
(Here to reply with spare time in boredom, but I got something for ya) What if I told you that I know one *other character* where said character rotated THE STARS, IN MULTIPLE AREAS... And fast enough to move from the sea floor (Sea floors are some 1'000 ft) to a pirate ship *in a second (No exaggeration)* plus reacted to nebula speed in the process. This other character in question while he has a non intimidating frame is FAR more broken then Gru could ever fathom and yet size doesn't matter because the dood in question can shrink and still apprehend you with one arm anyways (said character is strong enough to leave one citezen with no visible spine). In fact said other character I am refering to is beyond smarter. Able to master inventory which can sense many time periods/universes that are also fictional to Nonexistent beings, said other character (funnily enough) ALSO built an entire NASA... But without much resources to go with yet he builds marvel's where he can make Non technological objects fly, to extremely durable ships like if they fall are unscathed like nothing, plus he upscales to his --own Minions-- Co-workers who taught the said worker how to replace Saturn's rings *with new ones... This happened...* And the Moon feat is sadly not as impressive when you really think of it. The Shrink Rays purposes is to reduce things *ALL THE WAY* other wise the Moon wouldn't even be able to be on Vectors ship when he took off because of the sheer ass weight, hell it was even on a Coffee cup! So the argument is fully void as the weight is as miniscule. It only wasn't until the Moons growth that it weighed down a lot of course, but Vector surviving the crushing of an object so heavy that it tilted *his entire ship... Multiple times (His ship is nearly half the size of the pyramid)* IS still impressive and its worthy of a Durability calc tbh as Gru is debatably stronger then Vector.
@@laserblast1832, Shoo you're right I apologize man, I should have specified that you are seeing him *right now...* My profile picture I meant just with a quick Google Image Search you may possibly know who he is, but you may recognize him the most from crossovering with Fortnite (of all things). I can see why most wouldn't recognize him right away as he's more known in México and Brazilian Portuguese regions, a character built to look as inoffensive, but in actuality is broken AF. Dont let the shows intro lyrics "Faster then a Turtle. Stronger then a Mouse. Etc." Fool you as it's but a facade like he actually DID all that in the series. I haven't even mentioned the time Mr. _Chapulin Colorado (The stronger dude I am referring to)_ survived clashing on to a lethal Asteroid that can level like 3 something places... --(I knew I should've stayed with my intial profile picture of the guy then some people would have recognized him)--
@Plat Dragon I did the math a bit more on that infact, it would take about 1.2 million Gru's to create a black hole. with an army of a million Gru's, light couldn't even escape.
@Plat Dragon Oh the moon should be friggen dust from Gru's gravitational pull, let alone earths, technically speaking Gru, Earth, and the Moon should be non existant the moment they came that close they would rip eachother apart, not to mention Gru himself on the planet should probably obliterate Earth just by him standing there.
the fact that he can also withstand the insane amount of energy produced by the subsonic missiles and move past them makes it even easier to determine that gru is god
So one small problem: Minions seem to generally come in two sizes. There's the short minion you used to measure Gru, and the slightly taller one that seems a bit less common. If the "average minion" is 3.5 ft, then this is somewhere in between the short and tall minion, which means the short minion used to measure Gru is slightly less than 3.5 feet.
Actually, he’s only three minions tall, and they’re shorter ones. Which likely puts him between 6 and 7 feet tall (I’d estimate the minions are around 2 feet tall). His slouched posture barely affects it. So, he’s tall, but not massive. Which fits with the heights of everyone else. Given the standard height of floors as designated by code, his house is around 30-35 feet tall, or 3 stories. (Based on his neighbor’s 2 story homes.)
"Yo, the fans are asking us how tall the minions are, what do we tell them?" "Eh, just give them a random number, it doesn't matter." Little did they know, it *did* matter
@@miaouxmiaouxnumber1fan So you're telling me that to get one quarter (1/4) of something, you divide it by 3. In the video he literally says the height of the minions yet you still got it wrong.
Thank you so much for this video. I’m taking a math class right now and I’ve really been struggling to understand how it applies to my life... but this finally showed me. I understand now. This is what math exists for.
this is also why math exists according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its upine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Now, due to his godly height of 14 feet and the average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long, and weighs around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. With his speed of 200 meters per second if he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through a 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case
@@mduis9532 Anyone can punch a shark but, probably, at least 98% will have ineffective punches and as a result will be killed by shark. Only people that have a punch that emmits enough threatening force would force it to retreat.
Teacher: ok kids! Pop quiz! How tall is gru? Student: umm, this is collage why woul- Other student: He is 14 feet tall with a vveeeerrrryy looooooong............. nose.
its slazo! i missed the man tbh. he left after getting hit with false allegations which was pretty harrowing, later it was proven false pretty concretely but by that point the damage has already been done. he owns the channel emkay though even if he doesnt publicly appear anymore.
I think we have to conclude that everyone we see in Despicable Me is extremely large. There is an infamous Starcraft calc ('Megameter Marines') which takes the laser projectiles at the speed of light and calculates based on this that the Terran Marine is 67,200km tall.
This means that in that universe, the average human is about 10-14 feet tall, seeing how Gru isn’t too much taller than the other people in the movies.
you forgot how he carried a shrunken moon. the moon wasn't made lighter only denser, the mooning having a mass of 73,477,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms... this means the unit can single handedly carry a near Pluto sized and massed object. in conclusion, he is fast af bois, long nosed ;) , a anti-midget, AND POSSESSES THE STRENGTH OF A GOD
“His car *might* be breaking the law” Bro he has an underground layer and thousands of banana slaves and you call his car illegal? Edit: Banana Baldies
I love how he is ignoring the other humans.. This just shows how tiny minions are and how to not trust any source online But honestly if everyone was that much bigger freeze ray might not be so hard to put into a gun... That big and still be handle... able
Thing is, this whole video is based on the minion size, and after watching we can conclude that the canon minion size is clearly a mistake. In 1:02 we also see him around normal people, and by eye, i estimate "normal people" to be 3 meters (10 feet) tall. So while technically correct, all these conclusions are not really correct.
Lets also assume GRU has a higher grip strength than the Great white shark's biting strength in order to break its jaw before snapping his arm off, that means his arms are over 1,800kgm/s² converted into grip strength. That's enough strength to lift buildings alone. Absolute unit
@@Cecil_Arjun you can't stand while you're 14 feet tall. Nit even the tallest man Robert Wadlow could walk stable. So how would double someone his height be able to walk?
I love this because even if you remove the fact that he’s 14 feet tall and just assume everything he has is normal sized he’s still capable of dodging missiles on command
lets see. I'm too lazy to do the width but I combined two cuts together side by side and found that the evil bank dude was taller than gru at a ratio of about 4/3. Meaning this guy has a total height of slightly under 19 feet! That is almost two goliaths or the approximate height of a fucking giraffe
Being made aware of the fact that 2018 was 6 years ago by having this video recommend to me today. I was there for the original release and now I feel old
@@kianandtheviolin I was just scrolling for a long time and got it as a "watch again" video, lol. The algorithm really has its ways of gathering us all here again and again every once in a while
"I'll stuff you all in the crust" sounded kinda funny when I watched the movie, but now that I know he's 14ft tall with a human sized freeze ray, it's actually pretty scary
My man Gru just accelerated at 27 G's and acted like it was nothing. He is truly unstoppable
Butterbros23445 well obviously the "g" actually stands for "Gru", from whom gravity itself was named.
Man, what a legend.
I actually pissed a little while reading this
Experiencing 27 Gs is comparable to being slapped at every location on your body including your internal organs
Steve Buscemi except gru is the person slapping you...
Inches
Feet
Yards
*Grus*
"Ok so we know how many yards this building is but now we have to see how many *grus* it is"
Jennifer Simcic I know which measurement doesn’t match. It’s centimeters
Lol
😂😂😂
He's so huge that he became a unit of length.
Pepper pig: I am freakishly tall at 7'1
Gru: P A T H E T I C
i read that in their voices and i can't stop laughing
Daddy pig: *You talking shit to my child?*
peppa is taller than margo, who stands at 7’0
offical normaltyper *peppa*
Everybody sleeping on daddy pigs height tho : 14 foot 2 😅
I love how this is all based on the initial minion's height.
It was the minions fans fault
I would personally say the minions are actually around 1-2 feet tall each
@@potatoofmemes even then, Gru would still be like 8 feet
It’s based on Kevin
@@dennychilders7403I mean have you seen him compared to other despicable me characters?
Matpat: After Five Years I've Finally Found Mario's Height
Slazo: How Cute
Nobody
4 year old weebs
''OUR FIRST TO REPLY TO MY OWN COMMENT I POSTED 1 SECOND AGO
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@@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 4 year old weebs? That's new.
His 11 year old daughter, Margo is 7 feet. Let that sink in...
@@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs The hell are these replies
The craziest part is that there are taller people than Gru in the Despicable Me universe
Charlie Flynt damn
If Gru is 14 feet tall, how wide is Mr. Perkins?
@@daleftuprightatsoldierfield how wide? 😏
Charlie Flynt like the guy who wouldn’t sell him the unicorn
Hold up, there are people taller than this absolute unit?
Imagine seeing a 14 foot tall man traveling 250 meters a second running directly at you
You have to imagine, because he'd be too fast to see
FLINT LOCKWOOD
@@hawks8332 OH, my gosh, a jaywalker.
You wouldn’t see him, he’s just be there.
Gonna get fucking impaled by that spear of a nose
My bedroom window is at the foot of my bed and is 12 feet above the ground, I can’t shake the idea of waking up to the silhouette of Gru staring at me through my window.
If the at happens….run
@@the-real-brady-boi2And outrun Gru? No, if that happens it’s all over for you
LMFAOOO
you're cooked
He's hear to steal your moons
My math teachers were right, you will use math after you graduate
And for a very important reason
Crap
Bold of you to assume that Slazo graduated.
420 likes, nice
*gru* duate ( I’m so sorry )
You forgot one thing....
He carried the fricking *M* *O* *O* *N*
He shrunk it though XD
DemogorgonHunter14 it still retains its mass, meaning gru was holding a frickin should-be black hole in the palm of his hands.
@@rion7088 The earth has to be golf ball size to be a black hole so I don't think the moon would be a black hole but I would say it is close to the density to a neutron star.
If not a black hole, he would be almost crunched into the small moon itself. The mass would still hold a f*** ton of gravity. And in that small size, it would be nuts.
Unknown Fox he held a fu**ing neutron star in the palm of his hand on earth.
According to the comics, Thanos is 8'2", meaning if Gru is 14', he's almost twice the size of Thanos
My uncle works for Epic Games and he said they will put minions and Jake Paul into Fortnite!
DeltaNedas ask him if dame tu cosita Will be added too
top 10 characters that could beat Thanos in seconds
Hehe who doesn't feel so good now?
@Awsome Guy nou
I think the minions' heights are very exaggerated.
Especially considering that normal people in that universe appear 3/4 to 4/5 the height of Gru. He's still a massive absolute unit, but normal people tend to reach his shoulder or chest.
So either the minions are considerably shorter, the measurement system of that universe is very skewed, or 10 ft is the norm.
Or there’s a couple of extreme outliers dragging up Minion average size, kicking and screaming, skyward.
@@alecLogan nvm the fact that it was Google's search AI that gave him that stat, though copilot gave me 3" 7' or 1.1 meters
Assuming a world where the minions are 1.75 feet, about half the height assumed by the video:
- avg people: 5.25 - 5.6 ft
- Gru: 7 ft
- The Freeze Ray: 2.8 ft
- Gru's nose: 0.46 ft (5.52 inches)
- Gru's house: ~66.67 ft (~7 stories)
- Gru's car: 21.2 ft tall, 40 ft long
- Gru's rocket: 323.75 ft (~98.68 m)
@@MRCSANYHere’s in normal units:
Average people: 5.25 - 5.6 ft = 1.60 - 1.71 meters
Gru: 7 ft = 2.13 meters
The Freeze Ray: 2.8 ft = 85cm
Gru’s nose: 0.46 ft (5.52 inches) = 14cm
Gru’s house: ~66.67 ft (~7 stories) = ~20.32 meters
Gru’s car: 21.2 ft tall, 40 ft long = 6.46 meters tall, 12.19 meters long
@@nathan22211 this video is 6 years old google search ai wasnt around back then
I love that a 12yo girl is almost taller than Shaquille O’Neil
I love that a 12yo girl is almost wider than Shaquille O’Neil
Is taller*
@random the film
By any chance do you have a plan
Yep
People in my maths class say: “what is the actual use of maths in real life”
It is this
XD!!!!
That is really unfortunate.
*THIS IS IT CHIEF*
666 likes
@@apollo06 lol are you stupid it clearly says 719 likes lmfao
Conclusion: if you see this man charging at you, RUN.
Kendell Nicholson how?
Well, since he is like 3 times the size of a adult human, he can outrun anyone
Impossible
run to the left or right because he won't be able to turn
How? His legs occupy half his height, he can do a mile in like five steps!
I love how this whole video's concept is based upon the fact that minions are 105 centimeters tall, and that just makes the entire universe seem bigger than it actually is.
“In terms of money, we have no money.”
True words of a multi-millionaire
*billionaire
I mean...have you ever asked a billionaire to donate to charity??
@@python1972 oh I actualy HAVE! they said they were broke
Bro is smart hiding his investment
No money but apparently a lot of asset
I know I’m late but 257 m per second is about 574 mph
Gru can run at *574 mph*
Just letting you know that the speed of sound is *761 mph*
He's such a criminal he even breaks the laws of physics
Not even his final form.... max gru can hit 2000+ mph
U got the wrong number m8. It was 257, not 275.
for some reason i am now imagining him running at someone full speed and him as a sonic character
@@dr5889 you are absolutely wrong
Dumb teenager: I'll never use math in real life.
Slazo: what is the size of this lad?
I use maths everyday bro
Teenagers: When will I ever use Bijection, Bayesian probability, asymptote, binomial coefficients and combinatorics in real life???
Chad Kirby: FUCKING BRAINLETS
Hello everybody and welcome back to film theory
@@SpinningTurtle66wtf is that shit tho fr it’s ruining my life 😭
Gru: freezes people for fun, kidnaps children to make him money, literally steals the moon
Him; he might be breaking the law with the size fo his car
He adopted the *GORLS* he didn't kidnap them
@@SQU1DK1DSHORTSwhere are the *gorls*
Gru is almost 3 meters, can hold THE MOON, is faster than ballistic missiles, is lightweight enough to not trigger them, has a long and elastic nose, is a super genius and has an army of immortal yellow abominations.
Let's remember the moon is 81 quintillion tons, assuming the weight remains the same, this man is literally a God.
(Here to reply with spare time in boredom, but I got something for ya)
What if I told you that I know one *other character* where said character rotated THE STARS, IN MULTIPLE AREAS... And fast enough to move from the sea floor (Sea floors are some 1'000 ft) to a pirate ship *in a second (No exaggeration)* plus reacted to nebula speed in the process. This other character in question while he has a non intimidating frame is FAR more broken then Gru could ever fathom and yet size doesn't matter because the dood in question can shrink and still apprehend you with one arm anyways (said character is strong enough to leave one citezen with no visible spine).
In fact said other character I am refering to is beyond smarter. Able to master inventory which can sense many time periods/universes that are also fictional to Nonexistent beings, said other character (funnily enough) ALSO built an entire NASA... But without much resources to go with yet he builds marvel's where he can make Non technological objects fly, to extremely durable ships like if they fall are unscathed like nothing, plus he upscales to his --own Minions-- Co-workers who taught the said worker how to replace Saturn's rings *with new ones... This happened...*
And the Moon feat is sadly not as impressive when you really think of it. The Shrink Rays purposes is to reduce things *ALL THE WAY* other wise the Moon wouldn't even be able to be on Vectors ship when he took off because of the sheer ass weight, hell it was even on a Coffee cup! So the argument is fully void as the weight is as miniscule. It only wasn't until the Moons growth that it weighed down a lot of course, but Vector surviving the crushing of an object so heavy that it tilted *his entire ship... Multiple times (His ship is nearly half the size of the pyramid)* IS still impressive and its worthy of a Durability calc tbh as Gru is debatably stronger then Vector.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 tf is wrong with you, talking about this guy who did all that and not saying a name
@@laserblast1832, Shoo you're right I apologize man, I should have specified that you are seeing him *right now...* My profile picture I meant just with a quick Google Image Search you may possibly know who he is, but you may recognize him the most from crossovering with Fortnite (of all things). I can see why most wouldn't recognize him right away as he's more known in México and Brazilian Portuguese regions, a character built to look as inoffensive, but in actuality is broken AF. Dont let the shows intro lyrics "Faster then a Turtle. Stronger then a Mouse. Etc." Fool you as it's but a facade like he actually DID all that in the series.
I haven't even mentioned the time Mr. _Chapulin Colorado (The stronger dude I am referring to)_ survived clashing on to a lethal Asteroid that can level like 3 something places...
--(I knew I should've stayed with my intial profile picture of the guy then some people would have recognized him)--
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 thanks bro
So this is the answer everyone’s look for when they ask the question “when will we use this in real life” in 8th grade math
rena is a loser I’m a shawol too!
Ahhhh so true I did this stuff this year
Attack on gru
nick memeholder HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!!
Tutuutututututu
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your avatar discribes me right now
hmhmhmhhmmmm...... *JAEGER*
Ultra instinct gru
No you've all got it wrong!
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S A S A G E Y O !
“Gorls and gentleminions, we got him.” -Felonius Gru
Imagine walking down the street and you see a 14 foot man running at 257 meters per second
Yeah, we called him, Waluigi but taller
You wouldn’t see anything
Maggots!!!!!!!!!
FAST AS FUCK BOI
@@reecemurdoch1938 Yeah just a shadow and a giant boner
And the fact that gru literally held the moon in one hand (volume is shrinking, not mass)
He's basically god at this point.
That means hes able to lift objects over 10 sextillion pounds with ease, thats 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. My god....
Owo
@Plat Dragon I did the math a bit more on that infact, it would take about 1.2 million Gru's to create a black hole. with an army of a million Gru's, light couldn't even escape.
@Plat Dragon Oh the moon should be friggen dust from Gru's gravitational pull, let alone earths, technically speaking Gru, Earth, and the Moon should be non existant the moment they came that close they would rip eachother apart, not to mention Gru himself on the planet should probably obliterate Earth just by him standing there.
*I’VE JUST CALCULATED THAT GRU CAN MOVE AT A SPEED OF 0.75 MACH, WHICH MEANS HE MOVES FASTER THAN THE MISSILES*
WooshIfGay the video stayed that already...
No he moves faster than the missles you can see that in the slow mo with him jumping all around them wile they are barely moving
Umm.. it’s Mach 0.78
275mps is a lot more than that lol
He even carrying the moon in his pocket
the fact that he can also withstand the insane amount of energy produced by the subsonic missiles and move past them makes it even easier to determine that gru is god
Matpat : I can measure the size of Mario
Slazo : Hold my beer
yoshino taiki You a pickle chin ah boi
Thanks lad. I can always appreciate when MatPat gets slammed.
Matpat "takes 5 years to discover Mario's size"
Slazo:how you dare oppose me mortal.
@@gilbertotabares8196 go fuck yourself
Matpat: I can get the correct length of Luigi's *d i c k*
Slazo's newest video:
*How long is grus di-*
Let's not forget that in the beginning half of the movie Gru was hit by those same types of missiles and walked away with no injuries whatsoever.
i like it how he has this one question and it branches off into a a million questions that he doesnt stop to answer as well
Wyan like v sauce
Vsauce, Micheal here.
Wyan It's a mystery wrapped within an Enigma
3:22 aye Springfield!!
I am big man
Truly
Fr
How old are the minions?
@@joshuatremper5026billons of years old
@@joshuatremper5026canonically like millions of years old because they existed with the dinosaurs
Usain Bolt: 10.4 m/s
Cheetah: 31.1 m/s
Peregrine Falcon: 82 m/s
Fastest Car: 127 m/s
Gru: 257 m/s
Try Not To Laugh *EXTREME CHALLENGE* Shaggy 9999999999 m/s
If Gru ran into you he’d turn you into human fucking jam.
Jam and jelly.
Try Not To Laugh *EXTREME CHALLENGE* YOU FORGOT *KSI*
still 86m/s away from the sound barrier
Hold up......
how big is the guy at the bank of evil?!
Lmfaoo ikr 😂
HOW BIG ARE THE APPLES HE SQUISHES?! D:
Largest character in DM universe
I literally was just thinking of that
And how about Lucy?
This should be a school subject. How are the kids gonna survive without knowing the absolute size of gru.
Adam Kwarren it can be called Gru Studies
So one small problem: Minions seem to generally come in two sizes. There's the short minion you used to measure Gru, and the slightly taller one that seems a bit less common. If the "average minion" is 3.5 ft, then this is somewhere in between the short and tall minion, which means the short minion used to measure Gru is slightly less than 3.5 feet.
yep
He'd still be at least 12 foot though!
Actually, he’s only three minions tall, and they’re shorter ones. Which likely puts him between 6 and 7 feet tall (I’d estimate the minions are around 2 feet tall). His slouched posture barely affects it. So, he’s tall, but not massive. Which fits with the heights of everyone else.
Given the standard height of floors as designated by code, his house is around 30-35 feet tall, or 3 stories. (Based on his neighbor’s 2 story homes.)
@@Real_Moon-Moon That's what I'm saying. The "average" minion is taller than the one used to measure Gru.
Top 10 characters who could kill thanos in seconds (even with infinity gauntlet)
*true*
Probably tho
Carl from Jimmy neutron
Fiona from Shrek
Bongo Cat from Bongo Cat
_MatPat has left the chat_
@God yes
2:43
He’s trash Lmao
He’d be proud
MatPat Is Smarter
His girl is like almost a foot taller then him too
Heels
I think you mean his goryl.
Than*
*gorl
His boss is like 25 meters taller than Hume too
It’s a tradition to come back to this video every once in a while
lmao ikr
I’m partaking once more brothers
Back again
Gru is actually 6 foot tall
And he’s not even the tallest character in the film
@Danny Taquito i believe the owner of the Bank in the first movie is double his height
@@Gaara09X ummm thats short
Just Fate I’m trying to remember, I believe the guy at the fair game booth was taller
His gf wears heels, so remember that though
Either Lucy or that weird bank guy in the first film
"Here's the average man... and here's gru."
*me spitting out water
but a rather small amount of replies
F.
Man is literally a titan
@@Yougotcaged102 how about a little more?
@@caylapelt that begs the question who would win between gru and the titains
Consider that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are about the same size as Spongebob but David Hasselhoff in the Movie is about 15 times bigger than them.
Easy to explain, WUMBO BELT. They shrunk themselves. Or, yknow, made everyone else bigger.
The time that spongebob shrunk everyone
i literally have a meme on my channel named w u m b o.mp4 no joke
r/hmmm
MM and BB are average human size hasselhoff is just several hundred feet tall
"His car is illegal"
Gru: "Exactly"
facebook moms are *quaking*
Oh gods, I read 'quacking' and laughed my butt off for some reason, 'till I realized it was 'quaking'. Sorry, just wanted to get that out there.
666th like, ur welcome
Wait, from gru' s *rocket*
I'm calling it now, next week's film theory is going to be "How TALL is GRU??"
Puffer Fish true 😂
Puffer Fish dm if he does
Cjc Thunderstrike lmao on what grounds?
Innocuous_Cat copy strike
Georgi Lazarov looks like you owe someone 5 bucks it was on marvels infinity war and was posted a day ago
Boomers: funny minion memes
Gen Z: funny gru memes
Millennials funny grinion memes
unfunny minion memes you mean
I didn't think minions were boomer friendly
R34 artists: funny gru meme yes
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Since we've seen Gru next to other people and they are all around his height, this would indicate that he lives in a world of giants.
But.. but his wife is taller than him holy crap she’s the colossal one.
what a unit
not in girth 😂
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Gru knows to go for the head
Well i would say beings that are higher than it like the one above all or the presence or the aurther him self
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"Yo, the fans are asking us how tall the minions are, what do we tell them?"
"Eh, just give them a random number, it doesn't matter."
Little did they know, it *did* matter
and at that moment, somewhere in the gru-niverse an immortal man was created
yeaah 3.5 feet was a little exagerated huh?
Like the kids are around the same height as the minions, so everyone is a freaking giant
A minion is a quarter of gru
14 divided by 3 is is 4 so the average minion is 4 feet tall
@@miaouxmiaouxnumber1fan So you're telling me that to get one quarter (1/4) of something, you divide it by 3. In the video he literally says the height of the minions yet you still got it wrong.
Gru could solo the entire MCU and DCU at the same time
That's amazing but what are these measurements in Shreks?
ehhhhhhhhh about 2.3
hmm yes interesting. Haven’t seen your comments in a while
Shrek is a unit of time. Geez.
Shrek in ogre form is 7 feet tall. So Gru is exactly 2 Shreks tall. This lad is big af
hmm yes interesting. I only hope that is the next video
Gru is his last name
Meaning
His brothers full name is Dru Gru
I'm just going to let that sink in.
I can't tell if this information is cursed or blessed
^^
God i cant get Dru Gru out of my damn mind
Space Wed it’s blursed
Yeah, well I never saw Dru grow.
Thank you so much for this video. I’m taking a math class right now and I’ve really been struggling to understand how it applies to my life... but this finally showed me. I understand now. This is what math exists for.
Bobina Bobson maths
How mate
Just remember, even at the really deep, esoteric levels of math, there will still be memes that need to use them.
this is also why math exists according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its upine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Now, due to his godly height of 14 feet and the average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long, and weighs around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. With his speed of 200 meters per second if he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through a 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case
No wonder this man was able to steal the moon, what an absolute legend
Is nobody gonna talk about how Gru just *punched* a shark?
Nah
Everyone can punch a shark if they're lucky. Btw punching a shark in the nose causes it to retreat.
@@mduis9532 Yes but he paralyzed the shark
Alpha which takes the impact that a 500 pound car crashing into a wall travelling at 30mph (3000 newtons) to shatter a spine
@@mduis9532 Anyone can punch a shark but, probably, at least 98% will have ineffective punches and as a result will be killed by shark. Only people that have a punch that emmits enough threatening force would force it to retreat.
Aliens: Do you think humans are ready to initiate contact with us?
*watches video*
It seems that they have surpassed us a long time ago
Yes.
This shows how beautiful the human race is
you severely underestimate Gru, at one point in the movie he is depicted to be larger than the statue of liberty in las Vegas, which is 150 feet tall
r/whoosh
@@altonparker4328 noooo
This man really said 14 feet tall
I found you
Gonna wait for someone to continue the sentence
Teacher: ok, next, slazo, show the class your project
Slazo: *pulls up the video*
a b s o l u t e
Lol that i find you here
I wasted 2 days of my life wathing ur stream of the dvd logo
Memetastic you’re late
Why
The hype is real with the dvd logo
U n i t
16 Years of schooling
Just to see the size of this mad lad
Worth it.
16 years?
@@devinroling5895 I'm lost too
r/madlads
Heeels
Teachers should honestly make this a test question.
Teacher: ok kids! Pop quiz! How tall is gru?
Student: umm, this is collage why woul-
Other student: He is 14 feet tall with a vveeeerrrryy looooooong............. nose.
"According to the size of a minion (3.5 ft.), how large is Gru, 4 minions tall?"
Yeah since we already know the answer
Who’s getting this recommended 6 years later?
i saw this in my feed, had a blast, checked out the channel and... dude's been offline for three years.
its slazo! i missed the man tbh. he left after getting hit with false allegations which was pretty harrowing, later it was proven false pretty concretely but by that point the damage has already been done. he owns the channel emkay though even if he doesnt publicly appear anymore.
Me for some reason.
+39 IQ
CimlyAnimations Einstein is q u a k i n g in his g r a v e
-39 iq
*w o k e*
-5 IQ for not calculating his super human reaction speed during the missile scene.
CimlyAnimations 1000th like m8
At 1:03 Gru is only about 1.5x the size of everyone else in the cafe meaning they must all be about 10 feet tall, considering Gru is 14 feet tall
Oscar Armstrong the tru land of the giants
Oscar Armstrong He is a little bit on his tippy toes soo
10 feet is still too tall, he should be 6 feet tall
Oscar Armstrong zzzz
I think we have to conclude that everyone we see in Despicable Me is extremely large. There is an infamous Starcraft calc ('Megameter Marines') which takes the laser projectiles at the speed of light and calculates based on this that the Terran Marine is 67,200km tall.
Gru is 4 times the size of a minion
A minion is 105cm
Whiich means...
Gru is 420 centimetres
holy shit
That's high
wow
_Wheeze_
OH CRAP THATS SCARY
this appeared on my recommended 6 years after it was created wtf
Fr
You should of talked about how strong he is. He punched a shark and broke its spine
Top ten most overpowered anime characters
Derek Gauman sharks have no spine
@@baconbitz7804 Of course sharks have a spine, they're vertebrates!
DweebTeambuilder Jones noooo
@@baconbitz7804 No, they do, you're just an idiot.
www.gotscience.org/2015/12/preserving-soft-skeleton-backs-without-bones/
*_WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GRUNIT_*
shit ur moth
yes
I laughed way too hard at this
stick ye nose in me ass hole daddy gru
nice
What about his wife? She's EVEN TALLER
Probably 15 ft
She wears heels
*wife
True
The only reason I liked was because I would be the 69th like. And I was. Losers.
You could say that he..... *Grew*....
Ill leave now.
How long until matpat steals this
momo He's already working on it, it should be up tomorrow.
lmao
Roses are red
The walls are plaster
The kids are fast
But gru is faster
So is my priest
Yeetus deluts im a fetus xD
Ooof
What happened in 1845
Edgy Barney no man that’s his killstreak
THAT GIRL (AGNES I THINK) IS THE SIZE OF SHREK!!!
Cool Guy lmao this deserves an award
It's Margot, Agnes is the youngest one obsessed with unicorns 🦄
Make a SHREK v AGNES
This means that in that universe, the average human is about 10-14 feet tall, seeing how Gru isn’t too much taller than the other people in the movies.
you forgot how he carried a shrunken moon. the moon wasn't made lighter only denser, the mooning having a mass of 73,477,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms... this means the unit can single handedly carry a near Pluto sized and massed object. in conclusion, he is fast af bois, long nosed ;) , a anti-midget, AND POSSESSES THE STRENGTH OF A GOD
him probably would not need to shrink the moon to move it or use the rocket to get out of orbit
Why is gru scared of his dog. One punch and that dog is dead. The dog should be scared.
But doesn't vector also hold the moon? That would mean vector has about the same strength as gru
Ethan Keddy battle of gods 2.0
Ethan Keddy 🔺
Thanos vs Gru confirmed.
Yoshi the friendly dino no
Next, the absolute size of Thanos
Avengers: Grufinity war
Purple shrek vs the absolute lad: Gru
Gru vs Chuck Norris
“His car *might* be breaking the law”
Bro he has an underground layer and thousands of banana slaves and you call his car illegal?
Edit: Banana Baldies
lair* sorry...
Peter Punkin damnit bruh
Grus have layers just like onions
Hayden Lawrie but codes he have more than Shrek?
Is having an underground lair against the law?
I love how he is ignoring the other humans.. This just shows how tiny minions are and how to not trust any source online
But honestly if everyone was that much bigger freeze ray might not be so hard to put into a gun... That big and still be handle... able
Matthew Patrick: *Deletes entire script*
Patthew Matrick: *Recovers script from Recycling Bin 2 weeks later*
This all began with the minions. This means that minion (mn) is now a measurement.
3.5ft = 1mn
Thing is, this whole video is based on the minion size, and after watching we can conclude that the canon minion size is clearly a mistake.
In 1:02 we also see him around normal people, and by eye, i estimate "normal people" to be 3 meters (10 feet) tall.
So while technically correct, all these conclusions are not really correct.
Jonas Boll Esser I still like the minion measurement🙃
I wouldn’t be surprised if you autistic Americans used that as a measurement
Daniel I’m British🇬🇧
@@jonasbollesser6592 UnLeSs, this universe consists of a 🅱️unch of fucking giants roaming the earth, and are we are, in fact, the midgets? 🤔🤔🤔
Harvard: Boi u want a scholarship.
Bruh he would be teachn at Harvard not learnin there, he already knows all that humankind has to offer
Gru University
@@abowloframennoodles6979 Gruniversity
Choc Chip welcome to Gruvard university
All the goodest bois go to grubridge
“Here’s the worlds tallest man. And here’s gru.”
What the heck my man 😂
"How would math help me in the real world?"
Create a problem that only you can solve. People pay you.
That house is 4 grus tall
Your research shall be recognized by the world over
Lets also assume GRU has a higher grip strength than the Great white shark's biting strength in order to break its jaw before snapping his arm off, that means his arms are over 1,800kgm/s² converted into grip strength. That's enough strength to lift buildings alone. Absolute unit
Bruh imagine him trying to beat his meat
Wouldn't it make sense that a minion would be 1.5m? That's reasonable. So 1. 5 x 4 = 6. So he would be 6 feet
@@Cecil_Arjun you can't stand while you're 14 feet tall. Nit even the tallest man Robert Wadlow could walk stable. So how would double someone his height be able to walk?
@@kcool3483 because he's an absolute unit
@@Bigjosher_poo people were gru's height back then
This might be the funniest video I’ve ever seen, thank you so much!
I love this because even if you remove the fact that he’s 14 feet tall and just assume everything he has is normal sized he’s still capable of dodging missiles on command
Yeah, his speed is not dependent on his size
@@masterofdoots5965 That wasn't the point. The point is that he can dodge MISSILES
@@rebeccacummings6697 That's what I said, it doesn't matter how large he is, he's still fast as fuck
@@masterofdoots5965 Oh, ok
he is a smooth criminal
Gru: *exists*
Shaggy: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
@Rishi Rajan old ass complaint
Love this!
April Varney Shaggy is nothing against Gru.
@@talkingcontroller9396 Gru is nothing agaisnt Shrek
@Ginger Hitler that's because Shrek is Gru's master
What about that dude in the bank of evil. He is like 20x bigger than gru
lets see. I'm too lazy to do the width but I combined two cuts together side by side and found that the evil bank dude was taller than gru at a ratio of about 4/3. Meaning this guy has a total height of slightly under 19 feet! That is almost two goliaths or the approximate height of a fucking giraffe
Liked to be the 69th like
Yeah was an absolute unit.
Very large
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Being made aware of the fact that 2018 was 6 years ago by having this video recommend to me today. I was there for the original release and now I feel old
I got it in a ‘personalise your feed’ survey thing lol. It’s funny how the algorithm digs this stuff up.
@@kianandtheviolin I was just scrolling for a long time and got it as a "watch again" video, lol. The algorithm really has its ways of gathering us all here again and again every once in a while
In awe of the size of this lad.
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Pokéfan 744 *grunit
This is why we were taught math in school
"Look at the size of this lad"
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“His car might be breaking the law” yeah he probably likes it that way
Gru is BIGGER than you
Gru is FASTER than you
Gru is SMARTER than you
Gru is RICHER than you
Gru is BETTER than you
Someone said
Gru is STRONGER than you
Cause he can punch a shark
Gru works harder, better, faster, stronger.
I'm a breed between a blue whale ,a cheetah , Einstein and Jeff bezos so fuck you
DavisH Mayo senpi GRU teach me your ways
prismarineminer daft punk 🤣
>Possesses insane levels of strength and speed
>Has godlike reaction time
>Is bald
Gru is One Punch Man confirmed.
Apollo Pulse if gru isn't a grade s hero in season two i will delete netflix
It's saitama idiot
INFINITUM silence, weeb
That's where you're wrong. One thing far distances the power of Felonius Gru from that of Saitama.
Gru's been given god-tier irresistibility.
But is he Caillou?
"I'll stuff you all in the crust" sounded kinda funny when I watched the movie, but now that I know he's 14ft tall with a human sized freeze ray, it's actually pretty scary
Ethan Keddy why do you have to make me have nightmares now...
My dreams have been infested by this thought
Thanks I have nightmares of gru killing me in my sleep much appreciated
Speedy Racer 4 w h y
Speedy Racer 4 dear gosh they have gotten much worse now
I didn't realize how much I needed this...
Thank you.