@@Mazza786 say astaghifullah sister, don't put the middle finger up like that, lets be committed to our religion instead of cursing on these people, lets show morality and just ignore them, trust me, they're not worth our time.
@@BionicSynth so, he was with his white friend Dave and they needed to go through American immigration. So, he asked Dave what we can do here to convince the immigration officer. He is brown so he is nervous. Dave says just copy me, just say what i say and we both get in. When the immigration officer asked Dave what you do ? Dave answered i work in recruitment and the officer went like okay go ahead. Now, the same answer is not suitable suitable for a brown guy. Especially with his one way ticket look. its a social racial stereotype joke. Very good one. He is creative
asked my mum how i could grow a bread as good as some of my asian bros i go couse with and she like soory itsall genetic innit and well son your ginger and scotish so your fucked
Fatemah Jafar I saw him live in Southampton 1st October 2017 live innit tour. He used this material and more. A real legend. Dvd will probably be out within the next 12 months. Paul Chowdhry - Live innit
his audience interaction is also part of the show as well. Amazing unscripted crowd work! So spontaneous and cutting edge! You just don't know what's going to happen! Watch his 'Top secret' gigs . The audience are the material! Hey why don't you go to his show and sit in the front row? Go on do it
"Well why don't you find a Muslim community to talk about this? I'm not even a Muslim, you know what I mean?!" "Don't worry Paul, we'll find someone else. It's only for £1000." "You know what? Assalamu Alaikum my brothers and sisters." 🤣🤣🤣
Sully C Has a bit of a darker skin tone such as Paul, and kinda have the same eyes. idk man, he shows a picture of his face in a video somewhere i believe
it's about time someone came along where we can laugh at making fun of ourselves. Don Rickles was hilarious. people are funny and if you can' laugh at yourself, you're way too serious and uptight. if a comedian can tell these kinds of jokes really well, no one is offended. they laugh at everyone! love this guy :}
Brilliant comedian one of the best, he just gives it the beans, love the guy, and i;m not Dave, he is so spot on with middle England's silly middle class attitudes, great guy
Harden up. Its just fuckin comedy. Go live under the rock where you don't have to interact with anyone but yourself cuz odds are you gonna be offended everyday
Fatemah - Hes mocking Syrians, I think that's out of order! Indian needs to know where to draw the line! If his native India was destroyed and Indians had to flee their home, I'd love to see him make a joke about it!!... he wouldn't, in case your wondering.
bud bud is the noise that the conductor made when slapping the wall off a bus before pulling the Bell twice to tell the driver to move. hence bud bud ding ding. Kam from Edgware. panch do dee . love you always x
How does Paul Chowdhury take everything that is racist and offensive and make everyone laugh and forget all their hate? This bastard deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I am Muslim and I found this hilarious - great to see Paul still going with new material. Long time fan and one of the best comedians
@Farina Marcini why u here u Indian scammer?
Not all Muslims are Offended nor are they Pricks like u lot in this Comment section 🖕🏽
@@Mazza786 say astaghifullah sister, don't put the middle finger up like that, lets be committed to our religion instead of cursing on these people, lets show morality and just ignore them, trust me, they're not worth our time.
Why did u mention u being muslim
fuckmreligion
"Asalaamu alikum my brother's and sister's. Welcome to the conversion." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well it does worth a gran talking about it. 🤣🤣🤣
Wslaam
Lol
Hes a total wanker..LMAO
That's literally when you hang out with that one really religious muslim friend 😂
This guy is pure class, potentially the most underrated comedian in the UK. Keep up the great work
" I work in recruitment " oh man that had me laughing the shit offf..
Rusty Survivor Bro its understandable.... not that difficult to get confused about joining jihad..😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@BionicSynth so, he was with his white friend Dave and they needed to go through American immigration. So, he asked Dave what we can do here to convince the immigration officer. He is brown so he is nervous. Dave says just copy me, just say what i say and we both get in. When the immigration officer asked Dave what you do ? Dave answered i work in recruitment and the officer went like okay go ahead. Now, the same answer is not suitable suitable for a brown guy. Especially with his one way ticket look. its a social racial stereotype joke. Very good one. He is creative
that beard is magical
Dillonquador the moustache is better
Dillonquador he’s hot!! 😈
White girls don't like beards on brown guys cause it's associated with terroisism, correct me if I'm wrong
aishling Cosgrave na
Only small minded women who don't watch the news and have an understanding of the world. lol. Paul Chowdhry is hot with or without his beard.
That recruitment joke fucking killed me
me too
I still don't get the joke
Dave is white. He recruits builders or whatever.
Paul looks Islamic, the joke being he recruits terrorists.
like a muslim you cant look islamic
"I've got that one-way ticket look."
Hahahahaha
He's awesome. Admire the ability to laugh at himself to call out social issues, give all a giggle, yet make good points.
I love his “Dave” accent... so funny 😆
Saw this guy recently, amazing
Too brilliant. One of the best comedians in the UK for sure.
His beard Omg
asked my mum how i could grow a bread as good as some of my asian bros i go couse with and she like soory itsall genetic innit and well son your ginger and scotish so your fucked
You ripped off 'Beard Guy' from wote.
@Antonio Farina
No... It's facial hair. Lmfao.
r/usernamechecksout
Wait wrong platform
“I work in recruitment” the look on his face he didn’t need to say it again very clever hahaha
I love how he says bastard for everything everytime
"Welcome to the conversion"
*I fucking died*
“If I’m going out , I’m going out with diabetes innit”😂😂
😂
I NEEDED THIS I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING THIS GUY HAS DONE I NEEDED THIS NEW MATERIAL
Fatemah Jafar I saw him live in Southampton 1st October 2017 live innit tour. He used this material and more. A real legend. Dvd will probably be out within the next 12 months. Paul Chowdhry - Live innit
He’s got two huge tours on dvd. What’s happening white people and pc worlds tour. His live innit tour is happening now
unsaturated fats sort out your caps lock in the meantime.
his audience interaction is also part of the show as well. Amazing unscripted crowd work! So spontaneous and cutting edge! You just don't know what's going to happen! Watch his 'Top secret' gigs . The audience are the material! Hey why don't you go to his show and sit in the front row? Go on do it
Deserves an award for recruitment joke lol 🏆
This guy is bloody legendary,
gonna see him some time :)
His free styling at his smaller gigs is fantastic. Very funny
his audience interaction is also part of the show as well. Amazing unscripted crowd work! So spontaneous and cutting edge
"Well why don't you find a Muslim community to talk about this? I'm not even a Muslim, you know what I mean?!"
"Don't worry Paul, we'll find someone else. It's only for £1000."
"You know what? Assalamu Alaikum my brothers and sisters." 🤣🤣🤣
And now he's added a kicker to that joke...check it out on his more recent vids, haha
This Guy is Now after 5 minuter one of My favourite comedians. Amazing!
He sounds like grad A under A sorta
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe this is what happened to him
He has said that he exaggerates his voice a bit in videos, and they kinda look the same, but their names are different s o
Sully C Has a bit of a darker skin tone such as Paul, and kinda have the same eyes. idk man, he shows a picture of his face in a video somewhere i believe
I know he is not him i just said his voice and how he phrases his words make him resemble garade A
Yeah
By far the best British comedian we have!
Number 1 comedian very very under rated bad man Paul 👊🏾
This guy hair should be enough to get him a netflix special
Nah he has an Amazon special instead haha. He really does.
I see someone is partaking in movember good on this guy
I think that he's already failed
You've certainly got good taste my friend
Tx I see you have as well
"I work for recruitment" 😂😂😂
it's about time someone came along where we can laugh at making fun of ourselves. Don Rickles was hilarious. people are funny and if you can' laugh at yourself, you're way too serious and uptight. if a comedian can tell these kinds of jokes really well, no one is offended. they laugh at everyone! love this guy :}
Absoloutley brilliant. Intelligent,hilarious, excellent and ingenious..
Saw this guy live few years ago, was absolutely hilarious!!
1 of the funniest and yet underrated comedians
Brilliant comedian one of the best, he just gives it the beans, love the guy, and i;m not Dave, he is so spot on with middle England's silly middle class attitudes, great guy
said exact same joke as the ilkley show but it's still hilarious second time round. good for you
ONE WORD - LEGEND
Quality material as always, always cracks me up :)
too funny without being offensive. i like it
"Harambe, We did it!" 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
idk why I found this very offensive bloke funny but I did hahahahhahahhaaahhaahhaahabababababababahahahahahah
J. Howard so true
If you don’t know Paul by now you’re living under a rock son
Harden up. Its just fuckin comedy. Go live under the rock where you don't have to interact with anyone but yourself cuz odds are you gonna be offended everyday
if you think this guy is offensive, go and watch Frankie Boyle
J. Howard you really need to chill tf out
That recruitment joke was pure comedy gold, innit?
'He was next door!!!!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the only way the racist and cultural barriers can be broken. Good on you Paul.
For sure
Gotta love the comedians still keeping it real n shit
All of these jokes were word for word in his "live innit" tour. Great show
It took long time for to understand 'i work in recruitment' joke. It's funny as hell.
i still dont get it hahaha
Terrorists recruit others to their cause, hence 'recruitment'.
Hahah
The only comedian/ celebrity I’ve seen. Saw him last month in a shed in Lincoln.
My favourite comedian
Paul Im your number one fan, please post some more on FB
No I'm the number one fan
@@frieza2235 number 2 more like
Mo, Paul and Humza oh my God these guys are hilarious 😂
This is highly offensive but equally as funny
Justagirl Tbh there's quite a lot of people saying that, but I'm a practicing Muslim, but I found this hilarious and wasn't offended in the slightest
Who cares about people's feelings, Don't be a soy boy!
Fatemah Jafar how is one technically a Muslim
Fatemah - Hes mocking Syrians, I think that's out of order! Indian needs to know where to draw the line! If his native India was destroyed and Indians had to flee their home, I'd love to see him make a joke about it!!... he wouldn't, in case your wondering.
Offence is a choice
I saw him yesterday liveeee 😂
That beard ❤
Still watching in 2019 😂
Paul chowdhry is proper hilarious
“I work in recruitment” 🤣🤣🤣
I was so pissed off, i just pressed unfriend, 😂, brilliant
Fuckin love chowdry!!
I do enjoy Paul. I would have pressed the ‘like’ button Paul . 😂
Very funny geezer. Alright dave🤣🤣
This bloke is brilliant
Warwick Uni, last Saturday, he was superb
Paul u are one of the most n brilliant most funniest funniest comedians around😉😉😂😂😂😊😊😉😉😉😉 wish I could meet a guy like u😉
"I work in recruitment " 😂😂😂😅 cnt breathe 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
That was some raw humour ... Loved it.. crazy guy...
He sounds like arthur shelby.😂
one of the funniest comedians ever !!
“I work in recruitment....”
had 1l of undiluted Ribena once .. and just once!- for Mother love of God!
What a great comedian 😀
jokes from pretty extreme: ctrl-c
Prime special live innit: ctrl-v
I meann I ain't complaining they funny af 🤙🏼😂
that moustache should have it's own comedian show...LMFAO
That beard is an epic poem to masculinity!
Daaaaaveee!!!
First saw him in taskmaster and I fucking love him
U r a legend
Fookin love this guy
Mans coming for this spot !
Hahaha That recruitment joke tho... Best for last I see
This man is hilarious! He gets away with everything cos he’s a comedian! 🎉😂
His first line n welcome to the conversion bang 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
cannot wait to see this man in Febuary .......
That mustache bro... nice
i love paul chowdhry so much
Went to see him Friday, Apollo, brilliant way funnier live - BUY A TICKET!!! (Not via Viaggo... )
bud bud is the noise that the conductor made when slapping the wall off a bus before pulling the Bell twice to tell the driver to move. hence bud bud ding ding. Kam from Edgware. panch do dee . love you always x
Love that "Paul"'s go-to generic Englishman's name is Dave.
this guy is a specialist
He is class !
"ASSALAMU'ALAIKUM MY BRUDDAS AND SISTERS. WELCOME TO THE CONVERSION" I'M WHEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZIIIINGGG WALLAH KHALAS!
Lol, “Dave how long did it take you to grow the beard? 9 years”
Paul: “I grew this when I woke up!”😁😉
I love Paul s new look.
How does Paul Chowdhury take everything that is racist and offensive and make everyone laugh and forget all their hate?
This bastard deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
that was a sick finisher.
It was brilliant!
Dave:”I work in recruitment” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was hilarious 🤣😂
The last joke lmao
that beard is dope!!!!
What's with the Epping Forrest beard?? 😃😃😃😃
The moustache
The first comment was nice and the second was first 😂😂😂
fall øut bøy is life a slitherin muggle the third comment was first again
The beard looks great tho
I just love him. X