Yes. The best line in this. Reminds me of when I was young and used to mess around with my twin cassette deck. I'd record/pause on a blank tape in the right deck, and swap out/splice up different song lyrics to create rude verses by building rude words from scratch phonetically. Some of my happiest and most creative memories! 😂
Exactly. Nobody else has reacted to this video and reacted to "I dont waste my evenings" Finally!!!! Phewee. Everyone else just ignores that line. Kay's natual huour
That bit was delightfully bizarre and also hillarious. It's so great when reactors go off on a complete random tangent like this and they just knock it out of the park.😅 (In the UK, the latter is pronounced more like "NEW monia" so there's rarely problems distinguishing the two.)
@@SueBrown-c5d Nomally it's ".. only separate by a _common_ language." Which better emphasises that they aren't really common at all. Or as Eddie Izzard put it; "Two nations separated by.... .. a great big f×××××g ocean." 😃
Before I knew the right word, I always heard "An ammonia" when they actually said "A pneumonia" - and I don't mean in this song, but everywhere the phrase was used.
Glad you kept the Ammonia/Pneumonia conversation in, it was hilarious. We all have those moments, yet these days no one ever admits when they don't know something. Queen Boomer is representing all of us!
This whole show was top quality by Peter Kay, it’s funny watching MAmericans grappling with our language and accents. Love Queen B she has an endearing innocence about her haha,
@@chrysalis4126 I meant for his Patreon channel... Sorry, I should have made that clear... He only tends to watch full shows on there now due to the issues you mentioned.
The funny thing is this is from his last tour, which was The Tour That Doesn't Tour Tour...Now On Tour. Which was back in 2009. He didn't tour again for ages but started again about 2 years ago now, he is still going on the dates that were sold back then and recently added more dates to his tour. I Saw him last April, and despite being in the cheap seats about as far away as possible, I certainly didn't regret going. Though I hear many of these songs on the radio at work, and still hear the wrong lyrics... pretty much my entire department sings Just let me Staple the Vicar when it comes on.
3:07 "Just let me state for the record" 5:09 "We're giving love in a family dose" 5:36 "I'm begging you for mercy" 8:02 "Your burdens I will bear" 8:45 "I believe that the heart does go on" 10:15 "All souls" 10:51 After you do, he'll never phone ya" 12:58 "Every time I think of it I pinch myself" 13:36 "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight"
Staple the Vicar is Just let me state for the record, for a second I checked the date and was like he's already done this, but great to see the Queen enjoy it too!
Good morning/afternoon King and Queen Boomer, it’s lovely to see you both again! 😁 Thank you so much for doing this reaction again King Boomer, it’s one of my favourites. Peter Kay is such a fantastic comedian and a genuinely lovely guy, I actually remember going to this gig at the O2 Arena, Greenwich in June 2011. This was a such a fantastic night as I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much 😂. Please can you react to another fantastic British comedian in Lee Evans. Much love to you both from me in England 🏴❤️
“Every time I think of you I piss (pinch) myself” was so well timed. It didn’t need a set up as everyone’s train of thought is already scanning for the misconception.
There actually is a setup, but it’s edited out of the version on Peter Kay’s channel. There’s a slightly longer version on someone else’s channel that has it.
Yeara before this sketch, I was working in a supermarket, and I swear I heard the tannoy music say "just let me staple the vicar".. after that I couldn't get it out of my head... few years later and Peter Kay comes out with this gem..
"Just let me staple the vicar" = "Just let me state for the record". I've seen people stop singing on karaoke nights, because they thought the lyrics were different. What he's doing is putting a suggestion in your head and that's why you here the song differently. Good reaction. Thanks for sharing.
Like the artwork behind you. Peter Kay did 100 nights at that venue ( The O2 arena ). It was called the tour that doesn't tour tour. I think he also dis 80 shows in Manchester. Crazy. One love.
I don’t know where you got those figures from because the number of shows totalled 112 including 20 nights at the Manchester arena and 15 Nights at the O2 arena
I’m not sure where this myth comes from but it’s not true, Peter was always going to be there and MJ was booked to have been there at another time before he died
@vaudevillian7 Michael Jackson, he was another, he was supposed to do 50 nights," noted Kay, about the singer who died in 2009 before the start of his planned This Is It residency. "I got his shows," he quipped.
Peter lives literally two miles from me..I know where the Phoenix is etc and some of the "Characters" in some edgy episodes" the names are changed ..slightly..👀🤣🤣but not much "in fact one was my skilled man at Bae Lostock..allegedly🤣
I’ve watched this Peter Kay sketch hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh. Probably easier for me because I’m English and know the words he’s using. He is a very funny man!
Old but brilliant love Peter kay...the who we won't be fooled again the first line sounds like "we'll be farting in the street with our children at our feet"...you'd both probably like peter k ay carshare if you haven't seen it...
A vicar is just the title given to an Anglican or Episcopalian priest in charge of a church. All priests in those denominations can marry, as can priests in other major denominations, including the Lutheran Church. It is priests in the Catholic and some Orthodox Churches that are not allowed to marry.
Yes, I was going to mention Vicar of Dibley. I love that show. Sitcom perfection. So sad that the only actors that are still with us from the main cast are Dawn French and James Fleet (Hugo).
You both look so happy. It's nice to see. Everyone in my house (5 people) has been a bit sick and cold and depressed for a few days. Probably because it's winter. Nice to see happy faces. Keep the home fires burning x (And it's spelled with a P just to add to the confusion :-D )
I corrected a mishear last week. I've been singing "For The Tollman has come" instead of "Mama told me not to come" by 3 Dog Night for multiple decades.
I'm assuming RUclips required the mutilation of this for copyright reasons. I hope you managed to watch the whole version as it is better without the cuts. :)
*You both have to do Peter Kay shovel guitar now, the ending of the same show at the O2 arena. You'll see just how giant that place is on that as well.*
Landed tickets to see Peter this morning, so happy, I spent all day trying when the original tickets went on sale, got them within 10 minutes this morning & now only have to wait until January 2026 to see him😂
I remember the old Kenny Rogers song, “you picked a fine time to leave me Lucile”. One line after says “four hungry children and a crop in the field”. I used to sing “four hundred children and a crop in the field”. That’s how it sounded to me.
7:27 so for reference if you can hear the voice, MJ was supposed to play that song on live stage b4 he passed away. So thats why Peter had a sit down and took a minute.
Oh my God, I misheard you two. I thought you said you know that song by Heart (the group who sang 'Alone'), and I thought, no it's not; it's by Celine Dion! 🤣🤣🤣
This was filmed at the O2 Arena that forms part of the huge Millennium Dome in south-east London. The Arena seats 22,000-25,000 depending on the seating layout. Peter sells it out many nights over when he tours. He is touring again at the start of 2025. Peter, along with Ricky Gervais and Lee Evans and a couple of others, are amongst a handful of comedians who can sell out the O2, Wembley Arena and other similarly sized venues repeatedly. The "Should've been on here" comment is because this is from 2009 and Michael Jackson was booked to perform many sell-out nights at the O2 Arena that year but died during rehearsals for them. "wash your back" = "want you back" ('Back for Good', Take That) "just let me staple the vicar" = "just let me state for the record" ; "we're giving love in a femidom" = "we're giving love in a family dose" ('We are Family', Sister Sledge) - a vicar is the Church of England equivalent of a Pastor 'Mercy' by Duffy speaks for itself. "pork pie" = "so now" ('Drive', The Cars) "your burgers are the best" = "your burdens I will bear" ('You Are Not Alone', Michael Jackson) "the hot dogs go on" = "the heart does go on" ('My Heart Will Go On', Celine Dion) "arse (ass) holes" - "our souls"('Constant Craving', kd lang) "bone ya" = "phone ya" ('I'll Never Fall In Love Again', Bobbie Gentry) "I piss myself" = "I pinch myself" ('Every Time I Close My Eyes', Babyface) "kiss your cock at night" = "kiss your car goodnight" ('That Don't Impress Me Much', Shania Twain)
luv the intro. g'day gorgeous QB, nice to see you again. everybody doesit from time to time & not only lyrics. fyi QB, ammonia - a colorless highly irritating gas with a sharp suffocating odor, & pneumonia - inflammation and fluid in your lungs caused by a bacterial, viral or fungal infection
The 'just staple the vicar' I think should be 'just let me state for the record', but I could be totally wrong and have been singing that wrongly too. Peter Kay makes you question everything 🤣
Yes it’s a big gig. It’s the O2 Arena & Peter is replacing Michael Jackson who would have played that night if he hadn’t died. (Hence all the business when he mentions Michael’s song.)
In the Anglican Church (or Church of England) there are the titles of Rector and Vicar as parish priests, the former is the administrative priest, the latter is assistant priest. In modern terms the Rector may deliver services at several churches in the parish, whilst the Vicar would manage their church, or they mix around through the month.
Peter Kay is great, done some great series. Another standup video to watch (from his channel) is "Peter Kay VS The Audience | Stand Up Heckle Compilation"
I always thought that laugh was from someone who only got the previous joke belatedly and at the wrong time... Now you tell me it was a recorded laugh (for effect) and that's spoilt it a bit...🤔🙁 But... What are the lyrics for: "Everytime I think of you I piss myself!" ?
we are family the original line was "just let me state for the record" the original line in the Michael Jackson song was "your burdens i will bare" the last song the original line is "i cant believe you kiss your car goodnight"
The lyrics in we are family is actually "just let me state for the record". Will always be "just let me staple the vicar" from the moment you watch this though. 🙈
Just watching an Inbetweeners video and you just learned how to say TWAT, you did very well and I thought I would tell you what it means. TWAT is an old Norse word meaning gap in a forest. Today it's used to describe women's pelvic hair.
Has a few meanings besides your first example.... Twat; slang term for a woman's genitalia. A jerk or obnoxious person. To punch or hit...."do that again and I'll twat you"..!
I know you don't usually do music reactions, but if you've never seen "We Got The Moves" by "Electric Callboy" then you just have to watch it. The sheer intensity of muppetry packed into that video will definitely do it for you.
Peter Kay also does other comedies like Car Share Kidnap a Monkey & Telephones. as well too & please do have look at these at other comedy gigs that I had mentioned of course.
'Staple the Vicar', I think it's 'Let me say for the record' or something like that. Actually sounds more loke the vicar one. Love you guys, from Melbourne Oz.
"I can't believe you kiss your car at night" (or goodnight). We are family is "Just let me state for the record". Also re getting pnuemonia, "After you do he'll never phone ya."
When it comes to hearing yourself sing the painful thing is that if you are good at detecting pitch, the main requirement for a good singer, the worse the recording is going to sound to you. And the worse you are, the better it sounds... to you. Someone else has to assess what is the reality. Some drift in pitch is natural, and not all singer sing to equal temperament. Some notes can be flat, some sharp. But the better your ear is, the worst your own singing will sound. This is good, since knowing that you are not a great singer is the first step in training.
Vicar of Dibley is a whole other reaction path to go down. Led by Dawn French from French and Saunders comedy duo, Absolutely Fabulous is a whole other politically incorrect comedy series to check out.
I think you should take a dive into the long tradition of the British comody vicar. Rowan Atkinson in Keeping Mom or Four Weddings and a Funeral are great examples.
Finally, someone laughing at "I don't waste my evenings". Thank you. 😂
Yes. The best line in this. Reminds me of when I was young and used to mess around with my twin cassette deck. I'd record/pause on a blank tape in the right deck, and swap out/splice up different song lyrics to create rude verses by building rude words from scratch phonetically. Some of my happiest and most creative memories! 😂
Best bit.
@@muninraven3327 Sounds great! Old enough to remember being able to do this, so regretful that I did not :)
Exactly. Nobody else has reacted to this video and reacted to "I dont waste my evenings" Finally!!!! Phewee. Everyone else just ignores that line. Kay's natual huour
Natural humour sorry
I used to think God's name was Harold when I was a kid. It's right there in the hymn - "Harold be thy name"
god bless..
Queen Boomer was pretty accurate with her description of a Vicar. They do deal with dead carpenters. Well one anyway.
Very good. Well done 🤣
Not according to Michael Moorcock.
Comment of the year
We've found the next Peter Kay; Bravo
Micheal Jackson was supposed to be performing at the O2 when this was filmed but died just before
Just wish that part wasn't in the video , every reactor is the same when watching that part .
I'll always remember Sean Lock's comment about this on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown when Jon says about MJ cancelling that concert lol
MJ passed about 6 or 7 months before this was recorded. It was meant to represent just the shock and disbelief that MJ had passed so suddenly...
No he fucking wasn't. AT all. Stop with the bullshit.
This was filmed at the O2 Arena November 2010 Michael Jackson died June 2009
ammonia vs Pneumonia, what a conversation
That bit was delightfully bizarre and also hillarious. It's so great when reactors go off on a complete random tangent like this and they just knock it out of the park.😅
(In the UK, the latter is pronounced more like "NEW monia" so there's rarely problems distinguishing the two.)
2 nations only seperated by language.
@@SueBrown-c5d Nomally it's ".. only separate by a _common_ language." Which better emphasises that they aren't really common at all.
Or as Eddie Izzard put it; "Two nations separated by....
.. a great big f×××××g ocean." 😃
It was shown! Divorce proceedings!
There was a moment during that conversation that I fully expected Queen Boomer to ask “whatever happened to old monia?” 🤨
Main difference..
Pneumonia starts with a P
Ammonia smells of Pee.
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Before I knew the right word, I always heard "An ammonia" when they actually said "A pneumonia" - and I don't mean in this song, but everywhere the phrase was used.
You can't get pneumonia from ammonia, but you can get the clap from someone's lap
Amazing 😂
Glad you kept the Ammonia/Pneumonia conversation in, it was hilarious. We all have those moments, yet these days no one ever admits when they don't know something. Queen Boomer is representing all of us!
I literally just bought tickets to see Peter Kay next May. This video was beautifully timed 😂😂
"we'll definatly cut this out", forgets and uploads anyway. 😆😆
or left it in, cos it's funny.
Both
@@KingBoomer called it. 😂
This whole show was top quality by Peter Kay, it’s funny watching MAmericans grappling with our language and accents. Love Queen B she has an endearing innocence about her haha,
I can really recommend 'Car Share' with Peter Kay as a joint watch with Queen Boomer, she'll love it... It's funny but also very heart warming too!
I love the dogging sketch 😂
Yes definitely want to see a reaction to this series
Brilliant, watch the fancy dress work party episode.
He'd have to cut a lot out as it uses a lot of music.
@@chrysalis4126 I meant for his Patreon channel... Sorry, I should have made that clear... He only tends to watch full shows on there now due to the issues you mentioned.
The ‘Staple the Vicar’ one sounds like it could be ‘State for the Record’ 😂
I don't know for sure, but I thought it was 'just let me stay for the liquor'.
Just let me state for the record are the real lyrics
@@lisajohnson1528 thanks 👍 I prefer mine or peters lyrics though 🤣
Just let me state for the record.
@@MoominDoogie took me ages to work out the real lyrics 😄
While somewhat different in causes, there is a correlation in symptoms
Cold -> Flu -> Pneumonia -> Double Pneumonia -> Man Flu -> Paper cut -> Dead.
Yeah . . . . . !
Once heard, you cannot unhear it ever again.
I needed cheering up tonight and that more than did the job, Thankyou 😂
The funny thing is this is from his last tour, which was The Tour That Doesn't Tour Tour...Now On Tour. Which was back in 2009. He didn't tour again for ages but started again about 2 years ago now, he is still going on the dates that were sold back then and recently added more dates to his tour. I Saw him last April, and despite being in the cheap seats about as far away as possible, I certainly didn't regret going.
Though I hear many of these songs on the radio at work, and still hear the wrong lyrics... pretty much my entire department sings Just let me Staple the Vicar when it comes on.
3:07 "Just let me state for the record"
5:09 "We're giving love in a family dose"
5:36 "I'm begging you for mercy"
8:02 "Your burdens I will bear"
8:45 "I believe that the heart does go on"
10:15 "All souls"
10:51 After you do, he'll never phone ya"
12:58 "Every time I think of it I pinch myself"
13:36 "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight"
The O2 Arena in London has a capacity of 20,000 people.
I was about to recommend this to you both. Classic.
The dogging sketch is HILARIOUS
Staple the Vicar is Just let me state for the record, for a second I checked the date and was like he's already done this, but great to see the Queen enjoy it too!
Good morning/afternoon King and Queen Boomer, it’s lovely to see you both again! 😁 Thank you so much for doing this reaction again King Boomer, it’s one of my favourites. Peter Kay is such a fantastic comedian and a genuinely lovely guy, I actually remember going to this gig at the O2 Arena, Greenwich in June 2011. This was a such a fantastic night as I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much 😂. Please can you react to another fantastic British comedian in Lee Evans. Much love to you both from me in England 🏴❤️
You need to react to The Vicar of Dibley 😊 Greetings from Ireland ❤
“Every time I think of you I piss (pinch) myself” was so well timed. It didn’t need a set up as everyone’s train of thought is already scanning for the misconception.
There actually is a setup, but it’s edited out of the version on Peter Kay’s channel. There’s a slightly longer version on someone else’s channel that has it.
@@genorp thank you. I will look for that.
@ Hopefully it still exists and wasn’t taken down as a copyright strike.
Car Share is one of the best shows I've ever seen, her majesty the Queen will love it.
one of my fav
Might be copyright issues with all of music contained within though.
Yeara before this sketch, I was working in a supermarket, and I swear I heard the tannoy music say "just let me staple the vicar".. after that I couldn't get it out of my head...
few years later and Peter Kay comes out with this gem..
"Just let me staple the vicar" = "Just let me state for the record". I've seen people stop singing on karaoke nights, because they thought the lyrics were different. What he's doing is putting a suggestion in your head and that's why you here the song differently. Good reaction. Thanks for sharing.
"hear"
"Just let me state for the record"
Peter Kay - Weddings is really good
The best!
Like the artwork behind you. Peter Kay did 100 nights at that venue ( The O2 arena ). It was called the tour that doesn't tour tour. I think he also dis 80 shows in Manchester. Crazy. One love.
I don’t know where you got those figures from because the number of shows totalled 112 including 20 nights at the Manchester arena and 15 Nights at the O2 arena
@robertphelps1574 Fair enough, I'm a bit stoned.
@@benpaz4088 enjoy yourself
Michael Jackson was due five night concerts at that stadium Peter was only one who could fill it at last moment.
I’m not sure where this myth comes from but it’s not true, Peter was always going to be there and MJ was booked to have been there at another time before he died
@vaudevillian7 Michael Jackson, he was another, he was supposed to do 50 nights," noted Kay, about the singer who died in 2009 before the start of his planned This Is It residency. "I got his shows," he quipped.
Not true. PK's tour was many months after MJ's tour. PK did not take any of the MJ's dates.
No he fucking wasn't.
Keep QB away from the chemicals. 😂❤ You two are so cute. ❤
Hey you two, great to see this again. I would suggest... Peter Kay, Queen, Shovel Guitar. What a way to end a comedy show. Keep the reactions coming
When I hear My Heart Will Go On, I can only hear the recorder version in my head.
His observations on weddings is brilliant
Generally speaking Peter Kay's observations are _all_ *brilliant* ...
(He "doesn't waste _his_ evenings"!!) ❤😊😅😂
"Your burgers are the best" is "Your burdens I will bear", but I love Peters line more 😂 I was a massive MJ fan growing up 😂
Hilarious clip this going to see him live in Nottingham next year well chuffed to get ticket
Peter lives literally two miles from me..I know where the Phoenix is etc and some of the "Characters" in some edgy episodes" the names are changed ..slightly..👀🤣🤣but not much "in fact one was my skilled man at Bae Lostock..allegedly🤣
You need to watch his full tor of this one. Real fun, entertainment, and escapism. 😂
Makes my day seeing the gorgeous Queen Boomer ❤️
omg i watch this over and over haha i hear it on all them songs now and forever lol
Time to check out The Vicar of Dibley, especially the bit at the end of each episode with Alice the verger and the Vicar.
Can I recommend a Britain's got talent audition with a fella doing misheard lyrics? It's hilarious!!
I’ve watched this Peter Kay sketch hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh. Probably easier for me because I’m English and know the words he’s using. He is a very funny man!
Peter Kay is one of the British Legends of comedy. So glad hes back on tour after a long lay off.
King Boomer have you reacted to Micky Flanagan.
I went over 20 years thinking that Shania Twain lyric was exactly that, and wondering how the hell it avoiding the radio and tv censors all that time
Me too.
It's 'car at night', I always heard it that way. But yeah, his interpretation is funnier.
Old but brilliant love Peter kay...the who we won't be fooled again the first line sounds like "we'll be farting in the street with our children at our feet"...you'd both probably like peter k
ay carshare if you haven't seen it...
Peter Kay is too funny. A vicar can marry so they are different from priests. Hope you get to watch Vicar of Dibley and Derry Girls 👌
A vicar is just the title given to an Anglican or Episcopalian priest in charge of a church. All priests in those denominations can marry, as can priests in other major denominations, including the Lutheran Church. It is priests in the Catholic and some Orthodox Churches that are not allowed to marry.
Yes, I was going to mention Vicar of Dibley. I love that show. Sitcom perfection. So sad that the only actors that are still with us from the main cast are Dawn French and James Fleet (Hugo).
A vicar is a priest, just not a Catholic one.
Seconding vicar of dibly that's peak British comedy
I absolutely Love peter kay I sometimes go to his Concerts There really funny Also I love the new setup Its brilliant 😁
You both look so happy. It's nice to see. Everyone in my house (5 people) has been a bit sick and cold and depressed for a few days. Probably because it's winter. Nice to see happy faces. Keep the home fires burning x (And it's spelled with a P just to add to the confusion :-D )
I corrected a mishear last week. I've been singing "For The Tollman has come" instead of "Mama told me not to come" by 3 Dog Night for multiple decades.
7:14, peter kay was that guy. easily filled arenas
11:13-12:50 absolute quality 😂 Thanks for the laughs 😂👍😁
Crazily funny ... MORE PLEASE
I absolutely love your childish sense of mate, keeps us alive and grounded ❤
I'm assuming RUclips required the mutilation of this for copyright reasons. I hope you managed to watch the whole version as it is better without the cuts. :)
*You both have to do Peter Kay shovel guitar now, the ending of the same show at the O2 arena. You'll see just how giant that place is on that as well.*
This skit is funny, but you guys make it even funnier!
Landed tickets to see Peter this morning, so happy, I spent all day trying when the original tickets went on sale, got them within 10 minutes this morning & now only have to wait until January 2026 to see him😂
Saw him in Manchester August 2024, after booking in 2022 trust me it’s WORTH the wait 😂
I remember the old Kenny Rogers song, “you picked a fine time to leave me Lucile”. One line after says “four hungry children and a crop in the field”. I used to sing “four hundred children and a crop in the field”. That’s how it sounded to me.
That was one of the hardest reactions of yours that i have watched
7:27 so for reference if you can hear the voice, MJ was supposed to play that song on live stage b4 he passed away.
So thats why Peter had a sit down and took a minute.
This is extremely funny, in all seriousness! 😂✔️
Peter Kay is absolutely hilarious just love it now that I have heard this misquoted lyrics
It’s nice to see both of you more often ❤️
Oh my God, I misheard you two. I thought you said you know that song by Heart (the group who sang 'Alone'), and I thought, no it's not; it's by Celine Dion! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought you'd already done this one, but it always has me in creases. :D
She's back!! Yay!!!
This was filmed at the O2 Arena that forms part of the huge Millennium Dome in south-east London. The Arena seats 22,000-25,000 depending on the seating layout. Peter sells it out many nights over when he tours. He is touring again at the start of 2025. Peter, along with Ricky Gervais and Lee Evans and a couple of others, are amongst a handful of comedians who can sell out the O2, Wembley Arena and other similarly sized venues repeatedly.
The "Should've been on here" comment is because this is from 2009 and Michael Jackson was booked to perform many sell-out nights at the O2 Arena that year but died during rehearsals for them.
"wash your back" = "want you back" ('Back for Good', Take That)
"just let me staple the vicar" = "just let me state for the record" ; "we're giving love in a femidom" = "we're giving love in a family dose" ('We are Family', Sister Sledge) - a vicar is the Church of England equivalent of a Pastor
'Mercy' by Duffy speaks for itself.
"pork pie" = "so now" ('Drive', The Cars)
"your burgers are the best" = "your burdens I will bear" ('You Are Not Alone', Michael Jackson)
"the hot dogs go on" = "the heart does go on" ('My Heart Will Go On', Celine Dion)
"arse (ass) holes" - "our souls"('Constant Craving', kd lang)
"bone ya" = "phone ya" ('I'll Never Fall In Love Again', Bobbie Gentry)
"I piss myself" = "I pinch myself" ('Every Time I Close My Eyes', Babyface)
"kiss your cock at night" = "kiss your car goodnight" ('That Don't Impress Me Much', Shania Twain)
luv the intro. g'day gorgeous QB, nice to see you again. everybody doesit from time to time & not only lyrics. fyi QB, ammonia - a colorless highly irritating gas with a sharp suffocating odor, & pneumonia - inflammation and fluid in your lungs caused by a bacterial, viral or fungal infection
Top one Peter Kay misheard lyrics 🐻 I'm behaving the queens on 😂 🙌
The 'just staple the vicar' I think should be 'just let me state for the record', but I could be totally wrong and have been singing that wrongly too. Peter Kay makes you question everything 🤣
When he talks about micheal amd says.... Should have been on here.... Peter had his slot.
No he fucking didn't.
Bolton Albert Halls is probably the best Peter Kay standup show, give that one a go 🙌
Saw Peter Kay a few months ago.....great
Yes it’s a big gig. It’s the O2 Arena & Peter is replacing Michael Jackson who would have played that night if he hadn’t died. (Hence all the business when he mentions Michael’s song.)
He didn’t replace Michael Jackson
In the Anglican Church (or Church of England) there are the titles of Rector and Vicar as parish priests, the former is the administrative priest, the latter is assistant priest. In modern terms the Rector may deliver services at several churches in the parish, whilst the Vicar would manage their church, or they mix around through the month.
Guiness world record for a comedian and number of shows and people attending.
lol. Shania: “I can’t believe you kiss your CAR GOODNIGHT.”
Peter Kay is great, done some great series. Another standup video to watch (from his channel) is "Peter Kay VS The Audience | Stand Up Heckle Compilation"
6:43 Took me a few times seeing this before I realised that laugh after “starving Ethiopians” was a recorded laugh and it was a bit 😂
I always thought that laugh was from someone who only got the previous joke belatedly and at the wrong time... Now you tell me it was a recorded laugh (for effect) and that's spoilt it a bit...🤔🙁
But... What are the lyrics for:
"Everytime I think of you I piss myself!" ?
You can tell its been artificially amplified so it's definitely not just someone in the audience randomly laughing.
@Lones555
Oh well... C'est la vie...
The quote 'I don't waste my evenings' lol (will be spending the next 7 hours on the internet)🤔
we are family the original line was "just let me state for the record"
the original line in the Michael Jackson song was "your burdens i will bare"
the last song the original line is "i cant believe you kiss your car goodnight"
You two are so charming🌻
The lyrics in we are family is actually "just let me state for the record". Will always be "just let me staple the vicar" from the moment you watch this though. 🙈
Just watching an Inbetweeners video and you just learned how to say TWAT, you did very well and I thought I would tell you what it means.
TWAT is an old Norse word meaning gap in a forest.
Today it's used to describe women's pelvic hair.
Has a few meanings besides your first example....
Twat; slang term for a woman's genitalia.
A jerk or obnoxious person.
To punch or hit...."do that again and I'll twat you"..!
I know you don't usually do music reactions, but if you've never seen "We Got The Moves" by "Electric Callboy" then you just have to watch it. The sheer intensity of muppetry packed into that video will definitely do it for you.
You should watch Fascinating Aida Dogging with Queen Boomer 😁😁
Peter Kay also does other comedies like Car Share Kidnap a Monkey & Telephones. as well too & please do have look at these at other comedy gigs that I had mentioned of course.
I had to go and check the lyrics:
"Just let staple the vicar" = "Just let me state for the record"!
But, he's right - that IS what it sounds like!
The foot slapping fart intro is the funniest one 😆.
Good to see Queen B again, thanks for ammonia! Helps if you're a fainter, just give it a sniff!
'Staple the Vicar', I think it's 'Let me say for the record' or something like that. Actually sounds more loke the vicar one. Love you guys, from Melbourne Oz.
Lovely to see you again Queenie, your Majesty. You're looking well. 👑
"I can't believe you kiss your car at night" (or goodnight). We are family is "Just let me state for the record". Also re getting pnuemonia, "After you do he'll never phone ya."
When it comes to hearing yourself sing the painful thing is that if you are good at detecting pitch, the main requirement for a good singer, the worse the recording is going to sound to you. And the worse you are, the better it sounds... to you. Someone else has to assess what is the reality. Some drift in pitch is natural, and not all singer sing to equal temperament. Some notes can be flat, some sharp. But the better your ear is, the worst your own singing will sound. This is good, since knowing that you are not a great singer is the first step in training.
Vicar of Dibley is a whole other reaction path to go down. Led by Dawn French from French and Saunders comedy duo, Absolutely Fabulous is a whole other politically incorrect comedy series to check out.
Absolutely, friggin, fabulous.
I think you should take a dive into the long tradition of the British comody vicar. Rowan Atkinson in Keeping Mom or Four Weddings and a Funeral are great examples.
Would love to see the Peter Kay show - "Car Share" on the channel, definitely one for QB to join the reaction to