If iPhone 6 Were Actually Better

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @samuelacosta6417
    @samuelacosta6417 9 лет назад +1769

    "Now you don't have to carry your phone as carefully as a newborn with osteoporosis"

    • @maginciajaz
      @maginciajaz 9 лет назад +31

      Samuel Acosta We watched the video too.

    • @Player_Review
      @Player_Review 9 лет назад +10

      Samuel Acosta They would indeed lose money in aftermarket case sales and specs showing their phone is heavier, thus it makes more sense to make a shitty product.

    • @toantruonghuu2833
      @toantruonghuu2833 7 лет назад +3

      Player Review yep i lost my iphone 4s with just a 1 feet drop

    • @toantruonghuu2833
      @toantruonghuu2833 7 лет назад +1

      Player Review the front screen shatered completely and the back screen was heavily damaged

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 6 лет назад

      What's osteoporosis

  • @nnataliered
    @nnataliered 8 лет назад +1508

    "if it drops on anything harder than a marshmallow" 😂😂😂

    • @chaos1271
      @chaos1271 8 лет назад +74

      thats why you will need the new marshmallow update

    • @eric01406
      @eric01406 7 лет назад +3

      Constant Eclipse ROTFLMFAO!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lucidfilth
      @Lucidfilth 7 лет назад +9

      Nat Sings Honestly all phone are so bloody fragile now. My Android fell off a coffee table and died. No jokes.

    • @Hi-uv7nn
      @Hi-uv7nn 6 лет назад +1

      Yes we watched the vid

    • @moon5497
      @moon5497 5 лет назад +1

      My vivo dropped down the stairs for about fifteen steps it only got a couple of scratches soo yeah not all phones are fragile

  • @dropout
    @dropout  10 лет назад +1864

    What it would look like if Apple gave us the features we truly deserved.

    • @VihangaSathsaraVSM
      @VihangaSathsaraVSM 10 лет назад +9

      Been waiting for this video from CollegeHumor

    • @barssariisik5270
      @barssariisik5270 10 лет назад +1

      I dont know what ıt would look like but I know ıt wouldnt look like IOS 7 or IOS 8

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru 10 лет назад +8

      Is this supposed to be funny

    • @i7t11m22
      @i7t11m22 10 лет назад +20

      this is the best video ever hands down

    • @SavvySteak
      @SavvySteak 10 лет назад

      ***** or 11......there will be no 12.

  • @fanofmoststuff4405
    @fanofmoststuff4405 9 лет назад +1188

    "Made of the same shit as phone cases" I literally almost died! That would be like, AMAZING!!

  • @Hinoarashii
    @Hinoarashii 10 лет назад +1724

    11%? LOL! Mine dies on 35%, nice one, Apple.

    • @ky13and3r50n
      @ky13and3r50n 10 лет назад +66

      to all you dumb asses who don't know anything about batteries: the only reason your battery will die at 11 percent is if the system detects a critical undervolt. now the % shown is just the computer trying its best to show how long it will take to get to critical undervolt, lithium batteries are difficult to calculate % remaining and require calibration, if your battery dies at 11% it was not properly calibrated, to calibrate, charge to 100, and use phone until it dies, then recharge FULLY.
      this is hard shit and this vid really tries to poke fun at things that really can't be changed.

    • @user-md2iq9vb9z
      @user-md2iq9vb9z 10 лет назад +150

      Kyle Anderson so youre saying its entirely apples fault

    • @ky13and3r50n
      @ky13and3r50n 10 лет назад +24

      no, its yours for not calibrating your battery, I do mine about once every month and my iPhone dies at 1% always.

    • @user-md2iq9vb9z
      @user-md2iq9vb9z 10 лет назад +166

      Kyle Anderson exactly so its 100% apples fault? i just said that.

    • @TristianHenz5851
      @TristianHenz5851 10 лет назад +23

      Justin Pinotti LMAO

  • @TheDwrocks6
    @TheDwrocks6 8 лет назад +267

    Hey at least it has a headphone jack

  • @Pwnage195
    @Pwnage195 9 лет назад +1681

    "So you don't have to carry your iPhone like a newborn with osteoporosis."
    FUCKING DIED! XDDDDD

    • @regality7764
      @regality7764 9 лет назад +4

      +Dr. Spy Same LMAO

    • @drewbishop1867
      @drewbishop1867 9 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @leifnelson-melby1512
      @leifnelson-melby1512 9 лет назад +3

      That was amazing, and the voice was the best

    • @codeisntreal
      @codeisntreal 9 лет назад +6

      "It will shatter on anything harder than a marshmallow"

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 9 лет назад +2

      +Dr. Spy My friend's iPhone screen crashed after it dropped on the ground on his way home 30 minutes after he brought a falling proof case at apple store.

  • @Soreyu
    @Soreyu 10 лет назад +348

    I hate how Apple puts design over functionality. They try to make their phones as thin as possible, IGNORING the fact that the camera budges out, and makes the battery life suffer as there's not enough space to put a bigger one. They just completely ignore the fact that people might want a thicker phone for battery. Almost every iphone user complains about the battery, while literally NOBODY complained about the thickness. Just proves their idiocy.

    • @nuance6631
      @nuance6631 10 лет назад +3

      You're a bit too late to comment now

    • @awesomeproductionxd2
      @awesomeproductionxd2 10 лет назад +2

      That's why I don't buy iPhones. Haha

    • @matijademsar2674
      @matijademsar2674 9 лет назад +5

      ***** samsung galaxies all have portuding cameras as far as i know. If they made it thinner it would affect the picture quality.
      And the battery on my 6+ is amazing. I go 2 days with med - heavy usage.

    • @a6975
      @a6975 9 лет назад +19

      phantastic "I hate how Apple puts design over functionality." That's literally the core of their business model.

    • @darkbeetlebot
      @darkbeetlebot 9 лет назад +4

      ***** It's about the same as the Nintendo DS. I used to own an original that was a huge, hulking piece of plastic. It worked fine even after I had dropped or drenched it 10 separate damn times and the battery lasted for at least 24 strait hours before dying. It was also a nice, deep blue.
      The DS lite that I got may have fit in my pocket more easily, but the other one wasn't bad either. In comparison, the lite's touch screen became buggy after I had dropped it a couple times and the following couple, the screens had cracked and were non-functional. The battery was about the same, but durability is still extremely important.
      I wish the old DS models were still being made.

  • @DiamondsareallMine
    @DiamondsareallMine 10 лет назад +165

    "They know how a slippery glass phone shatters if it is dropped on anything harder than a marshmallow" XD I died there

    • @queenrei34
      @queenrei34 10 лет назад +1

      Me too hahahahah

    • @soJ2
      @soJ2 10 лет назад +5

      Rest in Peace.

    • @debeastdueeast
      @debeastdueeast 10 лет назад +3

      I'm so sorry to hear that. That's a good way to go though.

    • @0o0ox
      @0o0ox 10 лет назад +1

      Rip in peace

    • @Nexus42
      @Nexus42 10 лет назад +4

      I've had a 3GS for about 4 years, and then upgraded to a 4S that I've had for a few years as well now, and I've never dropped either phone even once. I honestly don't understand how people keep dropping them like they do. Even with those gigantic cases people put them in, they still manage to break the screens...

  • @naritauzumaki7871
    @naritauzumaki7871 8 лет назад +685

    Once my phone died at 40%

    • @yukkinonn3754
      @yukkinonn3754 8 лет назад +41

      first world problems?

    • @lupyleaf2065
      @lupyleaf2065 8 лет назад +24

      I used to have an iPhone 3G until last Christmas, where I switched to the fancy new iPhone 4 somethingty something. Anyway, the battery would die at, like, freaking 60%. So now that my iPhone 4 somethingty something only dies at about 10%, I'll just stare at my phone in dread when it hits 50%.

    • @margaret5726
      @margaret5726 8 лет назад +7

      When something like that happens, you should change the battery.

    • @robertskinner1762
      @robertskinner1762 6 лет назад +3

      Narita Uzumaki, did you switch over to Android?!?!

    • @jokernepalm
      @jokernepalm 6 лет назад +2

      @@lupyleaf2065 say somethingty something one more tome

  • @MokshSharma37
    @MokshSharma37 9 лет назад +220

    "You don't have to carry your phone like a new-born with osteoporosis." BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! X'D

  • @pearsonrealize4316
    @pearsonrealize4316 8 лет назад +118

    These apple videos are hilarious, make more.

  • @CensorshipCentral
    @CensorshipCentral 10 лет назад +81

    The fact the phone can be charged up in the microwave is the new phones best feature.

    • @primephantom6469
      @primephantom6469 10 лет назад +2

      Love your vids brah!

    • @AprilSunshine
      @AprilSunshine 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah but you have to leave it in there for the full 2 minutes.

  • @travisroberts9346
    @travisroberts9346 10 лет назад +75

    i am so glad they added the feature of recharging your phone in the microwave with ios 8 definitely staying with the iphone.

    • @Exilor
      @Exilor 10 лет назад +3

      I may be missing something here, but where did the joke of "recharging iphones in the microwave" come from :s

    • @sashakucher261
      @sashakucher261 4 года назад

      Apple wave

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 2 года назад

      @@Exilor 4chan. They made a bunch of fake ads saying you could nuke your phone to charge it and morons fell for it

  • @Toastcat890
    @Toastcat890 8 лет назад +421

    LOL harder than a marshmallow.

    • @_klent
      @_klent 8 лет назад +19

      Newborn with osteoporosis 👏😂😂

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 8 лет назад +3

      Loll your comment has 69 likes

    • @IronCreeper24
      @IronCreeper24 8 лет назад

      lol, you're so mature

    • @IronCreeper24
      @IronCreeper24 8 лет назад

      weeabooooos

    • @honest2088
      @honest2088 8 лет назад

      IronCreeper why weeabos?

  • @WilliePeck
    @WilliePeck 9 лет назад +214

    Yesterday on my iPhone 4S the battery went from 15% down to 5% then when I plugged it in the battery went back up to 14%.

    • @MiniMacroSound
      @MiniMacroSound 9 лет назад +21

      One time the iPhone was at 78% and I turned it off and when it turned it back on it was at 100%z

    • @WilliePeck
      @WilliePeck 9 лет назад

      MiniMacro Studios that's weird. If only apple could fix that problem…

    • @MiniMacroSound
      @MiniMacroSound 9 лет назад +8

      Willie Peck I wouldn't call it a problem...

    • @eljeia4595
      @eljeia4595 9 лет назад +1

      +Willie Peck yeah that happened to my iphone 5, one minute it's 30% charged, next minute it's flat and the screen goes black, good job apple ;)

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 9 лет назад

      Was it on cold? Eg. On pocket when you are outside and its freezy. Thats normal.

  • @kdgurl94
    @kdgurl94 10 лет назад +229

    How about a phone charging cord that lasts more that SIX FUCKING MONTHS.

    • @jordan-louise5254
      @jordan-louise5254 10 лет назад +21

      My charger lasted me 1 year and 6 months and it still works.... Maybe it's just you who breaks it.

    • @jack_elliott
      @jack_elliott 10 лет назад +9

      Jordan Louise Tyler Gray ***** Sorry what you still have to plug your phones in? #WirelessChargingMasterrace

    • @handle659
      @handle659 10 лет назад +2

      PREACH IT.

    • @Exilor
      @Exilor 10 лет назад +3

      what?, my iphone 3GS off 2009 still has original cable and it still works lol.
      Sooo idk what you're doing with that thing :s

    • @codycrawford7842
      @codycrawford7842 10 лет назад +2

      Jack Elliott We should cleanse the world of everyone without wireless chargers.

  • @jammytolenchez6354
    @jammytolenchez6354 7 лет назад +16

    The way he is cursing makes the curse sound like a compliment wahahaha

  • @hankdasilva3817
    @hankdasilva3817 9 лет назад +945

    A friend of mine bought the iPhone 6 when it launched for 700€, and I myself recently got an Xperia Z2 for 300€.
    A quick comparison:
    iPhone 6: dual core, 1400MHz, 1024MB RAM Z2: quad core, 2300MHz, 3072MB RAM
    iPhone 6: 1810mAh battery, non-user replaceable Z2: 3200mAh battery, user replaceable
    iPhone 6: 8MP camera, 1080p video Z2: 20.7MP camera, 4K video
    Built-in storage: iPhone 6: 699€=16GB 799€=64GB 899€=128GB, no external memory card slot Z2: 16GB, microSD slot
    iPhone 6: 4.7 inch screen, 750 x 1334 resolution Z2: 5.2 inch screen, 1080 x 1920 resolution
    iPhone 6: charger only compatible with iPhone 6 & 6+, cable breaks from a slight breeze Z2: universal microUSB charger, very durable
    iPhone 6: loudspeaker Z2 stereo speakers
    Waterproof? iPhone 6: No Z2: Yes
    When you're bying an iPhone, you're paying for the brand like you're buying a piece of clothing. When you're buying a Sony or a Samsung, you're paying for quality like you're buying a piece of technology.

    • @stanleyguzman694
      @stanleyguzman694 9 лет назад +86

      LOL @ buying Samsung for quality

    • @BSCEsteban
      @BSCEsteban 9 лет назад +123

      Stanley Guzman bruh, the Z2 it's from Sony.

    • @davidib17
      @davidib17 9 лет назад +54

      GET REKT IPHONE

    • @scoelliot15
      @scoelliot15 9 лет назад +11

      BSCEsteban He didn´t say it isn´t, he´s taking the piss out of the original comment saying you buy a samsung for the quality

    • @hankdasilva3817
      @hankdasilva3817 9 лет назад +53

      Samsung does indeed make high quality electronics.That includes their smartphones.

  • @Liam_
    @Liam_ 9 лет назад +20

    "Now it goes all the way to zero percent, instead of getting to 11 precent, and then suddenly dying for no goddamn reason"
    All the time.

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 9 лет назад +795

    Android.
    All uses USB cords so you won't need to buy a new charger
    Has Google Maps
    Some phones are made with Gorilla glass so you don't need a case
    Google now works

    • @iTweak0r
      @iTweak0r 9 лет назад +14

      +Conner Broeker
      Android.
      80% of our phones don't release in the U.S.

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 9 лет назад +9

      iTweak0r * Most things in America are made somewhere else

    • @iTweak0r
      @iTweak0r 9 лет назад +13

      I didn't say made, I said released. iPhones aren't made in the U.S. either. Most good android phones you can't buy in the U.S.

    • @iTweak0r
      @iTweak0r 9 лет назад +2

      FYI I like both iOS and Android

    • @twentysixbit
      @twentysixbit 8 лет назад +12

      Android chargers break like iphone screens though

  • @TrailerDrake
    @TrailerDrake 10 лет назад +488

    How about giving me the option to delete the Stocks app and other useless shit? I'm twenty years old, I can't afford stock. I can't even afford food because I wasted all of my money on this piece of shit!

    • @supervideomaker9136
      @supervideomaker9136 10 лет назад +10

      That would be so useful

    • @anthonymerkel506
      @anthonymerkel506 10 лет назад +6

      then don't buy it stupid

    • @Nickyyy-
      @Nickyyy- 10 лет назад +6

      But how will you know when the next crash happens!?

    • @alexboston343
      @alexboston343 10 лет назад +2

      You should try investing, if you know how to play the stock market correctly you can make a lot of money quickly.

    • @bigredjanie
      @bigredjanie 10 лет назад

      Why do you keep popping up in the comments of every video I watch drake?

  • @THE1gameaddict
    @THE1gameaddict 10 лет назад +271

    I honestly dont get why people would get an Iphone when you can get a HTC or Samsung or Sony for cheaper and its better

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 10 лет назад +22

      If you own/ regularly use macs they're a lot better.

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +88

      It's because they still have Steve Jobs dry, crusty semen in their eyes.

    • @THE1gameaddict
      @THE1gameaddict 10 лет назад +24

      Jason Last I'm talking about Iphones, not Macs. Either way i'd rather have a windows laptop, and i myself have a mac

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 10 лет назад +8

      THE1gameaddict Then I'm guessing you didn't read my comment properly, I was saying that having a mac enhances having an iPhone. I have no idea though why you own a mac if you don't even want one, it usually costs more so if it doesn't suite you and you'd rather have a windows laptop then what's the point?

    • @hristaki99
      @hristaki99 10 лет назад +25

      Jason Last So I ask the same question about Macs. Why would someone buy a Mac when they can get a better Windows or Linux PC for cheaper.

  • @ExatedWarrior
    @ExatedWarrior 8 лет назад +1286

    So... You mean an android?

    • @abird6217
      @abird6217 8 лет назад +36

      Fuck up, both ios and android are good, its just up to opinion

    • @Vixorous
      @Vixorous 8 лет назад +98

      android beets ios on every level

    • @rifqiandicp2806
      @rifqiandicp2806 8 лет назад +30

      lmao, don't be butthurt, it's just a parody lol. and it is true anyway, but don't get butt hurt. it's just a joke :v

    • @thaliacoombs39
      @thaliacoombs39 8 лет назад +10

      sure if u want it to explode :p jk

    • @kayodeshanks1377
      @kayodeshanks1377 8 лет назад +14

      +Taki yuki that's samsung not android dumbass

  • @xxxfirehuunterxxx
    @xxxfirehuunterxxx 10 лет назад +58

    I'm American...and I found that imitation of the "British accent" atrocious...but still laughed at the video!

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 10 лет назад +19

      Wait, that was supposed to be mimicking a British accent?

    • @Beaverboy18850
      @Beaverboy18850 10 лет назад +20

      Icewind007 I don't think so..

    • @xxxfirehuunterxxx
      @xxxfirehuunterxxx 10 лет назад

      Icewind007 Well yeah. It sure doesn't sound American dude. Sounds like an "Imitation" of a "British accent". And a very bad one lol.

    • @MrBlueSleeves
      @MrBlueSleeves 10 лет назад

      ***** Why the butthurt tho?

    • @xxxfirehuunterxxx
      @xxxfirehuunterxxx 10 лет назад

      Well bully for me.

  • @rondox9787
    @rondox9787 8 лет назад +377

    In 2020 we will all be watching this during quarantine and coronavirus

  • @NYRangersFan46
    @NYRangersFan46 10 лет назад +157

    I still have my iPhone 4 and it works just fine

    • @Nickyyy-
      @Nickyyy- 10 лет назад +1

      I've been thinking about buying an iPhone 4, is it worth it?

    • @dakotapederson1022
      @dakotapederson1022 10 лет назад +11

      Nick Sparklz No because it will be obsolete in a few months or a year.

    • @ViscountBiltmore
      @ViscountBiltmore 10 лет назад +1

      Nick Sparklz I recommend android, apple has tiny ass screens and phones. Samsung has screens the legitimate size of the whole iphone.

    • @phillies9513
      @phillies9513 10 лет назад +3

      Nick Sparklz No....it's 4 years old.

    • @Koolboy996
      @Koolboy996 10 лет назад +4

      Nick Sparklz No, get a samsung galaxy s3 mini. Drop it as often as you like, screen is perfect but your outer casing would be somewhat damaged. Plus it has Google maps, and you can get free apps for free. And paid apps for free of course. But that's only on android. Screw you apple.

  • @SahifKhan
    @SahifKhan 9 лет назад +92

    I died when it said it will crack if it falls on anything harder than a marshmallow

    • @TheSmellyboiboi
      @TheSmellyboiboi 8 лет назад +1

      +Gold Badge comepletely broken. Tried it.

    • @Crimson-qo4ii
      @Crimson-qo4ii 8 лет назад +2

      I dropped my iPhone 3GS 1 cm on a table and it no longer work. Seriously it did.

  • @mrbyron969
    @mrbyron969 10 лет назад +189

    I love my HTC One. Better specs than an iPhone 6 (and probably 6s and 7 at this rate), made of metal so it doesn't shatter when dropped and looks amazing. Apple fans are so gullible

    • @SoulScribePro
      @SoulScribePro 10 лет назад +5

      Aluminum specifically. I have the original M7 HTC one that was discontinued.

    • @bobbranson8326
      @bobbranson8326 10 лет назад +7

      Yes, I have the same phone, its the best phone I've ever had, dropped it numerous times and not even a scratch on the screen

    • @Suileron
      @Suileron 10 лет назад +2

      I have am iPhone 4s, and I want to switch to something like that, but with all the money I've spent on music, movies, apps, etc, I can't really because it's lose all that.....it auxka

    • @Suileron
      @Suileron 10 лет назад +1

      And by that I mean sucks

    • @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS
      @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS 10 лет назад +1

      AlecnPerlite I got an htc and use my iphone basically like an ipod so I didnt lose anything, plus much easier to add stuff on the htc and all the music get ported over. I haven't tried a movie though.

  • @ggmaliki
    @ggmaliki 10 лет назад +53

    I threw my mom's iPhone on her bed once and the screen cracked. She was pissed.

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +4

      That's one firm bed lol

    • @ForgotStyle
      @ForgotStyle 10 лет назад +6

      I've dropped my iPhone on many stone and gravel surfaces without a case and it still hasn't broken, dropped my moms samsung on the kitchen floor and the screen shattered

    • @ggmaliki
      @ggmaliki 10 лет назад +4

      That's a kitchen floor. My mom's iPhone screen cracked on her bed. And my friend's 5c cracked in his bookbag.

    • @davefan16
      @davefan16 10 лет назад +33

      I dropped my iPhone into a bowl of jello and it fucking blew up

    • @ggmaliki
      @ggmaliki 10 лет назад +2

      davefan16 a feather landed on my cousin's iPhone and the screen shattered.

  • @cisco760ca
    @cisco760ca 10 лет назад +558

    95% of people who buy iphones have no tech knowledge and there for buying a under powered phone that looks pretty in a metal case is great for them . With a android you can root or add a custom rom and just modify it to your liking . Also majority of new android phones have twice the power of a iphone and records in 4k . Again iphones are for tech hadicap's .

    • @xXAssasinXx2456
      @xXAssasinXx2456 10 лет назад +18

      Well Cisco enjoy your shitty google play games and apps, now in going to play an ios exclusive.... Which one should I pick there are dozens......

    • @ATBPjako
      @ATBPjako 10 лет назад +77

      Darshan Davis enjoy paying just to play a game for phones. which paid app should I pirate next.... hmmmmmmm...

    • @burgondy
      @burgondy 10 лет назад +45

      Because recording 4k with your phone's tiny sensor is such a great idea. Enjoy your noisy videos and learn something about photography.

    • @xXAssasinXx2456
      @xXAssasinXx2456 10 лет назад +9

      ***** 2 pages? your pathetic. Google Play has about 1 million games/apps. iOS has 1.3 million and many of those being exclusive. Android is limited to its shitty google play which only has the basic apps and games. While as iOS is a gamer's paradise

    • @bikinipuncake724
      @bikinipuncake724 10 лет назад +8

      If you want apps or games, then fuck android. No one sells there apps or games on android because they know that android is unpopular. That's why you an iPhone, because you can actually get the apps and games you want.

  • @Isabella-fs7nl
    @Isabella-fs7nl 9 лет назад +4

    the way he says 'marshmallow' at 1:43 makes me so happy

  • @fanofmoststuff4405
    @fanofmoststuff4405 9 лет назад +8

    Funny how it sounds like an actual commercial but makes fun of the product.

  • @spoonsrattling
    @spoonsrattling 8 лет назад +91

    iphone 8 releases we made something never before seen on and apple product a headphone jack

    • @derealratos6332
      @derealratos6332 8 лет назад +9

      instead of 3.5mm its now 3.1. so much more advanced

    • @brm9656
      @brm9656 8 лет назад

      Jarred Daniels And now absolutely fucking no one will have the right headphones.

    • @derealratos6332
      @derealratos6332 8 лет назад

      RobotGames i was being sarcastic and yes

    • @brm9656
      @brm9656 8 лет назад

      Jarred Daniels Yeah i knew that! i was just trying to make a joke

    • @morganjohnson1398
      @morganjohnson1398 8 лет назад +5

      With iPhone 5, Battery life drains much slower due to our revolutionary feature: It doesn't have a screen.

  • @Noobelli
    @Noobelli 9 лет назад +622

    iPhone 6 ($700):
    Resolution: 750p
    Memory: 1GB
    Storage: 16GB
    Rear camera: 8MP Front: 1.2MP
    Samsung Galaxy S6 ($580)
    Resolution: 1440p - 2x as good
    Memory: 3GB - 3x
    Storage: 32GB - 2x as good
    Rear camera: 16 MP Front: 5MP - more than 2x as good
    Best bang for your buck? Don't get me started. Higher end phone? Give me a break...

    • @arturonavarro5744
      @arturonavarro5744 9 лет назад +12

      iPhone six cab take 1080p pictures storage varies on what you buy, and it USED to cost 700 now it costs like 300

    • @xXFlamingGaminXx
      @xXFlamingGaminXx 9 лет назад +52

      +DatcookieGaming apple is to fucking over priced, Ive always hated apple I mean a macbook costs like 1000$ and it's only like 1.1GHZ like wtf that so shit

    • @Noobelli
      @Noobelli 9 лет назад +8

      Obsidian Samuri I'm comparing the Amazon unlocked prices. Basically on Amazon, the Galaxy S6 is waaaaayyyy better bang for your buck. And the specs for iPhone 6 say 750p.

    • @arturonavarro5744
      @arturonavarro5744 9 лет назад +2

      ***** it's better to use the actual website not Amazon because prices change

    • @TTV5
      @TTV5 9 лет назад +35

      +DatcookieGaming
      '16MP is twice as good as 8'.
      You'd be hard pressed to find any photographer who agrees. In fact, 16 is probably way too much for a camera lens that small. They just add that many MPs so the stats look impressive. There are professional cameras that only use 4MPs. Also, the iPhone camera is consistently scored better than the S6.
      Not hating on Samsung though (prefer them to iPhone), but don't be fooled by high mega pixel counts.

  • @harrylevitt
    @harrylevitt 8 лет назад +219

    As soon as it showed 11% for the battery life my iPad changed to 11%

    • @gaminglol1167
      @gaminglol1167 8 лет назад +1

      liar

    • @harrylevitt
      @harrylevitt 8 лет назад +1

      i'm seriously not

    • @marshawn_ing
      @marshawn_ing 8 лет назад +6

      Coincidences happen.

    • @JovialDescent
      @JovialDescent 8 лет назад +7

      +gaming lol With 4 million people watching this it'd be crazy if he was lying

    • @marshawn_ing
      @marshawn_ing 8 лет назад +6

      Whyhey Corp
      Nah, people still lie. I don't think he is, though.

  • @iseethatyouaretakingtimeou4405
    @iseethatyouaretakingtimeou4405 10 лет назад +48

    I cannot describe how much I love this video.

    • @clevsy
      @clevsy 10 лет назад +31

      I fell for your name, lol.

    • @tubs6199
      @tubs6199 10 лет назад +2

      Wow wtf man, You took time out of my day to read your completely unnecessarily long username.

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +1

      You took time out of your life to come up with that lame username?

    • @JesterAzazel
      @JesterAzazel 10 лет назад +2

      I cannot describe how much I love your username.

    • @duhastchris
      @duhastchris 10 лет назад +1

      best user name ever you have won the internet have some cookies

  • @larryboy2222
    @larryboy2222 10 лет назад +85

    Apple vs. Android comments incoming!

    • @yeezusjm
      @yeezusjm 10 лет назад +1

      Not yet :D

    • @Strawberrymaker
      @Strawberrymaker 10 лет назад +8

      ziaul haque agreed

    • @Play_Dreams
      @Play_Dreams 10 лет назад +7

      ziaul haque well yea, no contest!

    • @Omegeddon
      @Omegeddon 10 лет назад +8

      Android ftw. but if apple actually did the stuff in the video i could appreciate the iphone

    • @moonlover594
      @moonlover594 10 лет назад +5

      ziaul haque I completely agree with that statement. Its no contest.

  • @CarlDraper
    @CarlDraper 10 лет назад +59

    Haha I am surprised it didn't say waterproof too

  • @SudhishReddy
    @SudhishReddy 9 лет назад +359

    If Steve Jobs was still here Iphones would be much much better. Why did he leave his company in the hands of non- innovative workers.

    • @SudhishReddy
      @SudhishReddy 9 лет назад +12

      Project Beats I know, I just wish he was around to help apple more and actually make it a good company.

    • @frizstyler
      @frizstyler 9 лет назад +19

      Sudhish Reddy they suck so much that you still buy them

    • @vrealon7738
      @vrealon7738 9 лет назад +83

      He wasn't innovative he was just good at coping and marking... How are people so ignorant of this fact.

    • @BlackwingKakashi
      @BlackwingKakashi 9 лет назад +10

      +Avery Shamberger Why did you mention "jews"? Really random! Anti-Semitic?

    • @outtoxicated9104
      @outtoxicated9104 9 лет назад +21

      +Sudhish Reddy Steve Jobs didn't invent shit. And he was a shitty person. I'm so goddamn sick of people thinking he was this innovative great guy. Because He wasn't. He was fucking horrible.

  • @BlooCowz
    @BlooCowz 10 лет назад +11

    Let's explain it like this:
    Phones are like clothing
    Apple phones are like abercrombie shirts that are overpriced because of their brand
    Other phones are like normal clothes that look and feel better without a major brand

  • @oyaswmi558
    @oyaswmi558 8 лет назад +118

    And then the iPhone 7 happened

    • @laurapepin
      @laurapepin 8 лет назад +8

      No, the 6s happened.

    • @sf8262
      @sf8262 3 года назад

      Less, for more

  • @cristian-si1gb
    @cristian-si1gb 10 лет назад +98

    Nobody even cares that the iPhone doesn't support micro-SD cards? No? Ok... Also, Sony Xperia Z2 MasterRace!!!

    • @DashwoodFifa10
      @DashwoodFifa10 10 лет назад

      Lol

    • @TapDog96
      @TapDog96 10 лет назад +3

      YES - our phone is amazing :)

    • @pomarorange
      @pomarorange 10 лет назад

      What? It doesn't? What in the world is used for external memory, then?

    • @elu5ive
      @elu5ive 10 лет назад

      bluelime yeah, about that... ~_~'

    • @aaabbbcccfgh
      @aaabbbcccfgh 10 лет назад

      Fanboy alert. Here's a tissue, for all that Sony jizz on your face.

  • @aswinbeats
    @aswinbeats 9 лет назад +57

    I was an iPhone hater and Android fanboy. iPhone 6 is honestly better and that's the only reason I bought the iPhone 6 plus. People who compare hardware specs are doing it wrong. If you want an analogy, think about the performance of Mortal Kombat X. Why is it running smooth as butter in the console, but sucks balls in a much more powerful computer? The OS and apps in the iPhone run fast and efficient because they are optimized for that specific platform. I have an HTC One and an iPhone. I can tell the difference.
    Beautiful phone, awesome screen (yeah, Retina display is sharp; other screens with 2K or 4K resolution does not make a difference on your tiny phone and yet hogs more battery power), best in class camera, super slow motion at fricking 720p, super fast and accurate camera focus, panorama mode that does not suck, smooth OS, great integration and syncing with macbook, make calls and send text without taking my hands off my laptop, optimized apps that run smooth and fast and efficient, no jerky animations or incomplete loading of messages/contacts while scrolling, less chance of apps getting stuck or crashing altogether while switching to another task or answering a call, great battery and awesome standby life, great fingerprint scanner that works, good quality cables and earphones...
    Is it overpriced? Yes. But top-in-class android phones are almost the same price as the iPhone. And you get a polished product in return for your money. I'm paying for it over the course of two years, so the monthly installment is not scary!
    Regarding the points mentioned in this video:
    1) The battery does go to 0% for me.
    2) Apple Maps is not as good as Google Maps. It works, but there is no support for public transport, which sucks. But it's always good to have competing services. Good for the consumer. What if Google Maps suddenly becomes a paid app? Think about it. That's why I don't bash Bing too much. We need competing products.
    3) I'm not a big podcast person. I've never listened to podcasts before. I use it now daily to listen to a podcast called coding blocks when I go out to grab snacks or something. Works for me.
    4) I didn't understand the joke
    5) Siri works. I use it to find out what song is being played in the background (Shazam integration) or to call someone. Google voice sounds so natural. Siri sounds robotic. I've switched to the male voice of Siri, which is much better. Siri or Google, voice commands suck most of the time and is awkward in public.
    What I don't like about the iPhone:
    Somewhat overpriced.
    Can't access the filesystem by connecting to the laptop anymore unless you jailbreak it. They blocked it for improving security, but it would have been better if they gave us a choice to allow or block such access.
    Apps like call recorder requires a jailbroken phone.
    No bluetooth sharing with other phones, I guess. Bummer.
    Handoff feature is buggy at times. Hopefully, it would get sorted out via upcoming updates.
    Disclaimer:
    All that I've written above is based on my personal experience and is my opinion. Your mileage may vary. :P

    • @thfgp6789
      @thfgp6789 9 лет назад +1

      Im not a PC Elitists or anything but it's because they didn't optimize the PC version properly is notoriously bad.

    • @aswinbeats
      @aswinbeats 9 лет назад +2

      James Dortch Yeah, that's my point too. Gaming PCs are more powerful than PS4 consoles, yet MKX runs poorly on them. Optimized applications will run super smooth on the hardware they were built on. Android is like Windows, running on countless varied hardware. iPhone can be compared to PS4, with optimized apps running on that particular hardware.

    • @TheJuutuupperi
      @TheJuutuupperi 9 лет назад +6

      Thanks for your comment! This is something that no one sees in Apple products. The iOS is why I chose Apple.

    • @aswinbeats
      @aswinbeats 9 лет назад

      TheJuutuupperi Yeah, I'm really happy with it. :)

    • @croissantoz2395
      @croissantoz2395 9 лет назад

      Aswin Rajkumar Let me guess! Inbred?

  • @MedicusMobius
    @MedicusMobius 8 лет назад +133

    this feels like my current android...
    fallen on floor many times
    face first even sometimes
    nothing on screen
    battery goes to 1%-2%
    also if it were to go to 0%
    the battery would permanently be fucked
    like 4 or 5 hours of battery life
    uses the basically now standard triangle charger
    like durable little cheap chewtoys
    that you use with phones
    my moms iphone 4 is absolute horse shit
    un-usable for me
    and its charger is basically my fucking tablets charger
    ive never had a problem with my phone overheating but oh boy my moms phone is a portable fucking grill
    fuck you dearly apple

    • @MedicusMobius
      @MedicusMobius 8 лет назад +7

      Folb atleast my phones dont bend in my pockets

    • @folbfolb
      @folbfolb 8 лет назад

      +Colonel Augustus Autumn neither do mine. I ain't no apple fanboy.

    • @MedicusMobius
      @MedicusMobius 8 лет назад

      Folb then what are you?
      a blackberry licker?
      maybe windows?

    • @folbfolb
      @folbfolb 8 лет назад +4

      +Colonel Augustus Autumn nope. I ain't writing butthurt comments over any specific brand. I just use what I prefer. Might be an apple, android or even a blackberry; doesn't really matter.

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 8 лет назад +2

      lol you got one of the cheapo samsung phones of the year.

  • @xxAnaconta
    @xxAnaconta 10 лет назад +83

    and still half the people who watched this video will buy it

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +3

      Nah.

    • @JollerMcAwesome
      @JollerMcAwesome 10 лет назад

      :o How did you find that picture with the tree, xxAnaconta? I've been looking for it :3

    • @xxAnaconta
      @xxAnaconta 10 лет назад

      google tree with stars

    • @Jsfun
      @Jsfun 10 лет назад

      MrJoller33 Snipping tool, save, google image search.

    • @chupamishuevos303
      @chupamishuevos303 10 лет назад +2

      yes im still getting it but thats cuz im very used to the interface

  • @fife007
    @fife007 8 лет назад +600

    so basically get an Android...

    • @Liukas642
      @Liukas642 8 лет назад +7

      Too shey androids explode now

    • @jamescu5757
      @jamescu5757 8 лет назад +50

      Jonas Paulius Mackevicius android is an operating system. And operating system can't explode; it isn't an object. Some phones WITH android on them do explode, thoughh

    • @jamescu5757
      @jamescu5757 8 лет назад +3

      *though

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 6 лет назад +1

      fife007 just like me boi

    • @cyan3504
      @cyan3504 6 лет назад +7

      fife007 android fans are obsessed with shitting on apple.

  • @jbbolen
    @jbbolen 9 лет назад +3

    "Cause you can't drop it on anything harder than a marshmallow"
    I died at that part😂😂😂😂👌

  • @WheatleyOS
    @WheatleyOS 9 лет назад +382

    this is why i use android..... and everything costs less plus 70% more apps are free

    • @matijademsar2674
      @matijademsar2674 9 лет назад +12

      Wheatley in my country there is a saying that translated to english is similar to this: "for little money you get little music".
      And that (in my experience) is the problem with most androids.
      But in the end it's none of my buisness what you like. have a nice day.

    • @WheatleyOS
      @WheatleyOS 9 лет назад +19

      phantastic that makes no sense because that's completely unrelated to my argument. Music was never mentioned here, and if you're talking about iTunes, well then I personally don't like iTunes anyways. That's just my opinion, but that's a different story which has nothing to do directly with Apple itself.
      And in the illiteral sense, that has nothing to do with my argument either cause the prices do not reflect the values. Android is cheaper not because they are worse. There are two main reasons: 1) Apple is *well* known to have overpriced products, even too much for their brand name, and 2) If you look at any non-Apple products, you will see that the prices reflect that of Google products, not Apple products.

    • @ChillRainyDrives
      @ChillRainyDrives 9 лет назад +37

      Wheatley the music thing was an analogy you dumb fuck lmao

    • @WheatleyOS
      @WheatleyOS 9 лет назад +36

      iiRonZ T.V If you read my comment, you would have seen that I acknowledged the analogy as an analogy; at the beginning I explained why the analogy doesn't work even if you take it literally.

    • @KingdomofSmileys
      @KingdomofSmileys 9 лет назад +2

      phantastic If you're saying Android doesn't have a big music library, then what about Google Play and Amazon MP3?

  • @sambarker6141
    @sambarker6141 9 лет назад +702

    Android: better in every single way.

    • @the0fficialmiguel870
      @the0fficialmiguel870 9 лет назад +51

      Android: lags, unnecessarily big, screen is shit, camera is shit, users for some reason bash on them cause their mommy couldn't get them the iPhone they wanted for Christmas

    • @sirhcmods
      @sirhcmods 9 лет назад +64

      miguel rodriguez Android does not lag, quit confusing Samsung with Android. The iPhone 6+ is bigger than any mainstream Android device on the market and it's only 5.5 inches, when the LG G3 is also 5.5 inches and almost half the size. Thank Apple and those shitty bezels. Since when was a 720p display better than a 2K display? You sound dumb... as fuck. The Note 4 camera slaughtered the iPhone 6's camera with ease. I bought 3 iPhone 6's and gave them away to the people who didn't have a car to sell to get one. Apple is garbage. Simple as that.

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 9 лет назад +51

      Chris Crump it never makes sense to argue with a iCrap fan. Lets just enjoy Our Samsung Androids and let them contiune to suffer under the delusion that iCrap is the best.

    • @shadryck
      @shadryck 9 лет назад +1

      RasenRendan X This.

    • @mblauberg
      @mblauberg 9 лет назад +6

      miguel rodriguez Fuck u, u don't know shit. You're wasting your money on a piece of shit.

  • @starRushi
    @starRushi 5 лет назад +4

    “Written by Adam Conover”
    Why am I not suprised?

  • @katicopter
    @katicopter 9 лет назад +7

    That voice is wayy too accurate. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @Cangeltibon
    @Cangeltibon 10 лет назад +37

    SHOTS FIRED!

  • @xSuperFryx
    @xSuperFryx 10 лет назад +87

    I'm going to stop buying Apple phones and get a different kind of phone, like a Samsung.

    • @JulianMullins.
      @JulianMullins. 10 лет назад +15

      Go HTC One m7 or m8, if you want a well designed/built phone that runs amazingly well and will last a long time.

    • @xSuperFryx
      @xSuperFryx 10 лет назад

      So many phones out there.

    • @librariviera4581
      @librariviera4581 10 лет назад +3

      xSuperFryx so many bad choices...

    • @NarvieIsADrumma
      @NarvieIsADrumma 10 лет назад +4

      Julian Mullins i can vouch for the HTC One M8 its an amazing phone with a really long lasting battery, i usually have my brightness at highest and it will last me about 2-3 days of moderate use and a full day of constant use, also the speakers are amazing! if you have big hands that can hold 5'5" phone i recommend it! plus Android can't get any better than that ;)

    • @Teajam
      @Teajam 10 лет назад

      Nexus 6 ooooo, Coming soon

  • @FlapJackingFilms
    @FlapJackingFilms 10 лет назад +11

    The first good vid for a long time

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад

      I agree, they should do more Apple parodies, they're such an easy target for jokes now because they are one themselves haha

  • @KhanhTran-hq1oo
    @KhanhTran-hq1oo 9 лет назад +10

    "A newborn with osteoporosis." Lol

  • @FerrariTeddy
    @FerrariTeddy 8 лет назад +20

    haha i dont have these problems cuz i have an android...
    ( grabs popcorn and waits)

    • @bemonlee783
      @bemonlee783 8 лет назад +6

      +ferrariteddy Haha! I don't have the problems because I have a flip phone! It doesn't have these apps in the first place!

    • @mrcat4508
      @mrcat4508 6 лет назад

      So are you still waiting for iPhone fans to hate on you doesn't look like it's happening you can put the popcorn down now

    • @LastStopGaming
      @LastStopGaming 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly, correct me if I am wrong, but it sounds like you ARE an apple fan hating on him.

  • @MrPePeLePuo
    @MrPePeLePuo 9 лет назад +26

    I got a replacement iPhone in the mail, and literally a week in, It was dying on fucking 31 GODDAMN PERCENT APPLE THATS BULLSHIT

    • @ScienceMarc
      @ScienceMarc 9 лет назад +2

      Let your phone completely discharge and then recharge it completely and see if that helps

    • @MrPePeLePuo
      @MrPePeLePuo 9 лет назад

      lisa lavergne that is a myth

    • @mickeyu2893
      @mickeyu2893 9 лет назад +2

      +Cookie Monster™ No it isn't, letting your battery completely drain is good for your battery life and in many cases can prolong it for future use

    • @MrPePeLePuo
      @MrPePeLePuo 9 лет назад +3

      Hello BRo On old batteries. The batteries in all new smartphones don't need to do that because the technology is better

    • @Batmangutten
      @Batmangutten 9 лет назад

      +Hello BRo Batteries in smartphones today will last longer if they are kept between 40% and 80% with a restart once in a while. So either 30% to 80%, 40% to 80% or maybe 30% to 70% but something like that is the optimal.

  • @mccabe1990
    @mccabe1990 10 лет назад +121

    Buy the iphone 6 now with hardly any changes from the iphone 5 for 100s of dollars more! what is there to loose, who needs money anyway

    • @TheRetroGamingGuys
      @TheRetroGamingGuys 10 лет назад +4

      Well its not hundreds of dollars more... Also there are multiple changes. Most noticeable the fact that its fucking BIGGER.

    • @MustangNinjas
      @MustangNinjas 10 лет назад +26

      TheRetroGamingGuys Android already did it. I have owned an Android for 2 year with the same "new" features the iPhone 6 has.

    • @connorjones915
      @connorjones915 10 лет назад +2

      Do you know anything about specs? >.>

    • @TheRetroGamingGuys
      @TheRetroGamingGuys 10 лет назад +1

      MustangNinjas And your point is? He was saying its hardly different from the 5...

    • @105blind
      @105blind 10 лет назад +2

      my money is so loose i lose it all the time

  • @doggonemess1
    @doggonemess1 9 лет назад +19

    How about "comes with an SD card port, because we're not a bunch of greedy a-holes who know that you'll run out of memory after using your phone for a year".

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck 9 лет назад

      SD cards are what's slowing down our phones. That's why newer androids don't use them.

    • @Some-guy-on-the-internet
      @Some-guy-on-the-internet 9 лет назад

      And that's what 128GB is for...

    • @tinuthomas531
      @tinuthomas531 8 лет назад

      because iPhones use SSDs which are fast but cannot support SD

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck 8 лет назад +1

      Tinu Thomas You do know that an SSD works the exact same way as a normal SD card right? iPhones use NAND flash like every other smartphone in the world does. SD cards use NAND flash too. Same technology, they can definitely work together. Stop bullshitting.

    • @tinuthomas531
      @tinuthomas531 8 лет назад

      asdda Are you sure, people always say iPhones are the few smartphones to actually use flash storage and why it loads shit faster

  • @Glitch-jm7zg
    @Glitch-jm7zg 9 лет назад +176

    Hey, they never parody Android devices! Maybe because Android devices actually fucking good...

    • @liyang1436
      @liyang1436 9 лет назад +11

      00Glitch00 or maybe, we don't a shit about android :)
      the interface is so fucking ugly, improve icons please.

    • @owenb7911
      @owenb7911 9 лет назад +27

      In a nutshell, android is that handicapped kid who no one would make fun of while Apple is the kid who's somewhat popular and everyone's jealous of it.

    • @Petey5
      @Petey5 9 лет назад +16

      Aaron Lim Try proof reading before you post comments on a public area where hundreds of people will judge you.
      Android interface and icons depend on the developer, they're not all the same. Samsung, HTC, Motorola, Oneplus, they al have custom icons and styles. In my opinion the Samsung icons and interface is absolutely terrible, which is where the customizability of Android comes in. You can get apps from the app store that change the icons on your phone, the interface, animations, lots of things. And if you really want to get into it, you can change virtually everything about the OS, but that takes a lot of work. The basic icon and UI stuff usually doesn't HTC phones come with a nice interface.

    • @Petey5
      @Petey5 9 лет назад +39

      Burcey B More like: Android is that really smart kid who gets A's in all his classes without studying, while also have friends and not being socially awkward.
      Apple is that popular kid who does not get good grades despite cheating on tests, and is a total douche in private, but everyone likes him anyways.

    • @fuzzykatzcubby1526
      @fuzzykatzcubby1526 9 лет назад +1

      Aaron Lim Every different manufacturer has a different GUI so calling all icons shit, and interface fucking ugly, maybe do some research. Please and thank you

  • @mrbibs350
    @mrbibs350 9 лет назад +6

    How is it possible that Apple INVENTED the podcast and still NEVER GOT THEM TO WORK WELL?

    • @Manhunternew
      @Manhunternew 9 лет назад +4

      mrbibs350 Apple didn't invent anything. Did you know, that once Microsoft helped Apple to get out of a Crisis? They gave them 150 million dollar for some stocks of Apple.
      Well, today the stocks are worth 85 billions, but they still helped them.
      Without Microsoft, Apple would be dead.

    • @mrbibs350
      @mrbibs350 9 лет назад

      ' ♥ # Y)=00ßß Podcast is a portmanteau of the words iPod and broadcast. So, yeah. Even if they didn't invent it they were instrumental in it's emergence, were basically the sole provider of it's distribution, and literally coined the vernacular. Saying Apple had nothing to do with the development of the Podcast is like saying Zamboni didn't invent the zamboni or kleenex didn't invent the kleenex.

    • @Manhunternew
      @Manhunternew 9 лет назад +1

      mrbibs350
      You are right, but you specificaly said that they invented it. That is not true.
      Of course the iPod made it big and commercial, but thats not what I was talking bout.

    • @alphacompton
      @alphacompton 9 лет назад

      mrbibs350 Even though I'm not a fan of Apple products, I do feel the podcast app was great in the early days compared to other programs. That includes what iTunes had and the podcast app on ios. It's been years since I used it but recently I fired it up on my ipad and seems to work fine, although the interface is not intuitive to me, it works.

    • @Player_Review
      @Player_Review 9 лет назад

      mrbibs350 Things apple has invented = almost nothing other than the best way to market to the only demographic they have: sheeple.

  • @antonsjostrand6009
    @antonsjostrand6009 8 лет назад +36

    I honestly never gotten the charger complaints. They changed it to make it 10 times smaller, I'd say that's a valid reason.

    • @coreybaker948
      @coreybaker948 8 лет назад +2

      or they could have started off small like every other brand

    • @migadepancito
      @migadepancito 8 лет назад +1

      +see bee But micro usb is shit. Too fucking fragile, slow and unreliable. Now they have to change it to usb c, which is better than lightning and micro usb, or any other connector for that matter.
      And when they do, people are still going to hate them...

    • @splungekik
      @splungekik 8 лет назад +2

      +Cool Blue Apple will never change to USB-C on iPhones.

    • @haydenschroeder4703
      @haydenschroeder4703 8 лет назад +1

      +Elmo The Hellmo Yet they did for the Mac books

    • @haydenschroeder4703
      @haydenschroeder4703 8 лет назад

      +Cool Blue the USB-C is better than lightning tho. the reason is because it charges faster even without quick charge

  • @julias4660
    @julias4660 9 лет назад +1

    please never stop making these

  • @Krysstophe
    @Krysstophe 10 лет назад +85

    Okay I think I'm gonna get shot for this but I'm probably gonna go for an iPhone 6 soon. And I'm an android guy with a fully modded galaxy s4

    • @MsAndjusticeforall
      @MsAndjusticeforall 10 лет назад

      This was defiantly not one of the funnier videos they have come out with, and honestly who gives a shit about any of the issues they stated

    • @dark3nangel
      @dark3nangel 10 лет назад +2

      LOL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? iphone 6 = wannabe samsung notes

    • @SMgrimbldoo
      @SMgrimbldoo 10 лет назад +6

      dark3nangel
      And what's the Galaxy Mini?

    • @mysti_fay
      @mysti_fay 10 лет назад +2

      S.M. grimbldoo a middle class smartphone like thousand others out there? The Note is unique, that's why it's easy to see Apple copied it

    • @Krysstophe
      @Krysstophe 10 лет назад +3

      ***** I want to like the note, I really do but it's difficult fitting an aircraft carrier in my pocket!

  • @TheJohnAndJimmy
    @TheJohnAndJimmy 10 лет назад +46

    Best answer. Stop going Apple and get a Flagship Android Phone.

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +4

      Even Windows Phone is a viable option now.

    • @xXAssasinXx2456
      @xXAssasinXx2456 10 лет назад

      Best answer. Enjoy your shitty google play games and apps, I'm going to play my ios exclusive games, like infinity blade

    • @TheJohnAndJimmy
      @TheJohnAndJimmy 10 лет назад +4

      Darshan Davis That is like the only game around today that people says google play doesn't have. Well stop complaining on that boring sword fight game.

    • @tajvader
      @tajvader 10 лет назад +11

      Darshan Davis Are you seriously bragging about playing iphone games? Get a fucking handheld console, for actual proper games.

    • @Marmalada180
      @Marmalada180 10 лет назад +8

      Darshan Davis and I'll enjoy real games on my playstation and pc

  • @KingAtheist
    @KingAtheist 10 лет назад +5

    First time I enjoyed an Apple commercial.

  • @mon2776
    @mon2776 7 лет назад +2

    "... because they know our slippery glass phones will shatter if they're dropped on anything harder than a marshmallow"
    im crying

  • @AprilWolfieKewl
    @AprilWolfieKewl 10 лет назад +7

    Lol, "the same sh*t as the case!"And, "we're azzholes that love money" I loved those parts! XD good job collegehumor

  • @ByBy001
    @ByBy001 10 лет назад +23

    Please please please send this to Apple Inc. PLEASE

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад

      They'll probably sue them like they sue everyone else.

    • @WikumWijesinghe
      @WikumWijesinghe 10 лет назад

      They will sue him :p

    • @derekgreen850
      @derekgreen850 10 лет назад

      TheMusketITuckedIt can't sue for freedom of speech, sorry! try again kids!

  • @Aryanne_v2
    @Aryanne_v2 9 лет назад +88

    Or you could just get an Galaxy, or a Nexus, or a HTC, or an LG. But no, you guys have to have your Facetime and iMessage.

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 9 лет назад +3

      I have iphone only because i like ios itself

    • @SuperLiammail
      @SuperLiammail 9 лет назад +13

      +Ice J So um, what else can you change besides the wallpaper? Can you even change the look or rename app icons? No? F*** that.

    • @Batmangutten
      @Batmangutten 9 лет назад +5

      +HERO I have heard this argument so many times and all I have to say is that many people do not custamize their phone or do not care that much and want a os that does not have securitiy issues, is leaking data, and degrades in performance significantly over time because of the viruses and maleware. Another thing is that even me a pretty heavy smartphone user has not felt like I was missing features at any time while using my iPhone so all those features that people on the android side talk about do not even matter because they are not going to be used. And I have used an android phone to before getting an iPhone because of these issues.

    • @SuperLiammail
      @SuperLiammail 9 лет назад +11

      Batmangutten Yeah, security just like those's recent celebrity iCloud leaks. Viruses and Maleware can only be gotten on the phone through downloading software on the web. If you don't download sketchy software on your phone then you're fine. That's because you don't know that you can change app sizes, names, even how many are in a row on the screen. Compare that to IOS where you are very limited to where you can put apps heck for a better comparison, IOS is like Android's App Drawer but with a wallpaper.

    • @Batmangutten
      @Batmangutten 9 лет назад +1

      Even apps on the Google Play Store seem to have malicious intents in some way shape or form with them wanting access to a bunch of random things on your device that simply leaks data. The Google Play Store has even been reported to have viruses considering Google does mass scans or individual scans after an app has been reported while Apple manually approves apps which means that there are almost never even one app that is malicious in terms of viruses/maleware.

  • @Oktoberry
    @Oktoberry 9 лет назад

    That voice is very calming, this vid is very nice to listen to before going to sleep

  • @LucefieD
    @LucefieD 10 лет назад +45

    My LG G3 is superior to the iPhone 6 in every way when it comes down to hardware... and as for software, yes Apple's is simpler and sometimes more streamlined but I still prefer the customization of android... plus they literally just added features that android has had for years.

    • @JB_Lucid
      @JB_Lucid 10 лет назад

      EXACTLY! I love my G3

    • @012345678963475
      @012345678963475 10 лет назад +3

      Because you guys are cheap basters

    • @DCash-jz1cz
      @DCash-jz1cz 10 лет назад +18

      012345678963475 how is that exactly? We're cheap for buying a MUCH better phone at a lower price? A phone that the competitor is always chasing after, adding whats now OBSELETE features, for double the price of what we currently have, which has even more and better features than what you paid for. Buying that makes me cheap? No, it makes me smart.

    • @Canadarian
      @Canadarian 10 лет назад +4

      In 2-4 years, iphones will be waterproof

    • @2JZGTE30BMW
      @2JZGTE30BMW 10 лет назад +4

      David Zafer lol so iphone is gold??? hahahaha enjoy your well marketed pos.

  • @SwitchPalace
    @SwitchPalace 9 лет назад +4

    To the people saying that the phone dies at 11% because it'll degrade the battery, you're wrong. If you know what a factor of safety is, Apple is employing this mechanic. Your battery doesn't die when it hits 0%. In fact, you probably have a good 10-15% left in your battery when your phone dies. That's why a good portion of the comments are saying "My (friend's) iPhone 4S/5S/6 goes to 1%" (Mine does too). It's like when you drive on the highway and your car reads that you can get 0 miles for the amount of gas you have left, but for some reason you can drive 30 more and not use any gas. The gas is there, it's just not letting you know, because you should stop and get more.

  • @kapildnayar528
    @kapildnayar528 10 лет назад +24

    I bet 20 years down the line apple would be releasing a phone with specs comparable to the s5 and would make a big deal about it ,, actually I don't even think the s5 , maybe the s4

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +5

      You're pushing it'll be comparable to a Moto Dynatac.

    • @kapildnayar528
      @kapildnayar528 10 лет назад +7

      TheMusketITuckedIt you are actually right , it would have the very basic features and would set you back 4000$

    • @mushiewaffle
      @mushiewaffle 10 лет назад +1

      You know the iPhone 5s was much faster than the samsung s5? Look up speed comparisons on youtube. Samsung is just a cheep piece of plastic. They try making commercials comparing the pros of their phones, but only end up getting more dislikes than likes.

    • @kapildnayar528
      @kapildnayar528 10 лет назад

      ***** all the speed tests were basically iOS vs touchwiz and everybody knows touchwiz is shit ,, try s5 with cm11/omega/ any other ROM vs 5s  , s5 beats it by a significant margin

  • @SadieMayB
    @SadieMayB 9 лет назад +2

    The parody videos are the absolute best ones on this channel

  • @EpeRantala
    @EpeRantala 10 лет назад +117

    Why don't iPhone people change to android its just better.

    • @danieldosso2455
      @danieldosso2455 10 лет назад +69

      why don't people stop following religion? they're brainwashed

    • @5050165
      @5050165 10 лет назад +8

      because its simple and i like the iphones slim figure and i dont want extra features? thats just me.Dont see why people want big phones now-a-days hate the iphone 6 since its bigger i guess you would say

    • @SoulFistGaming
      @SoulFistGaming 10 лет назад +12

      Daniel Dosso
      asshole alert

    • @Nrch666
      @Nrch666 10 лет назад +11

      I like the iphone design (the old one, not ios7), and I have this phone for 2 years now, I see no reason to switch to android, as iphone offers all I need. & buying a new phone is expensive if you hadn't noticed before.

    • @JackPatterson2232
      @JackPatterson2232 10 лет назад +1

      5050165 But you would pay like 1000$ for overpriced when the s4 mini has better tech than the iphone 5 for only like 300$

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 9 лет назад +9

    Who else here hates iTunes?

  • @artbricks97
    @artbricks97 10 лет назад +43

    I haven't had any problems with my iphone! Am I the only one doesn't hate apple?

    • @meneerkaas9978
      @meneerkaas9978 10 лет назад +1

      I don't hate it.

    • @danieldosso2455
      @danieldosso2455 10 лет назад +5

      apple is neither friend or foe to me, and for that matter neither is practically anyone

    • @predwarlord
      @predwarlord 10 лет назад +11

      Yes just you. Obviously given that Apple is a billion dollar company that sells millions of products. YOU are the only one who doesn't hate apple. You fucking idiot. I hate these comments.

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +3

      Daniel Dosso They don't even exist to me anymore.

    • @indirulz6954
      @indirulz6954 10 лет назад +2

      theres to many dumbfucks, the battery display isnt broken, people need to read apples reccomnedation of calibrating your iPhones at least 1 every month or so, so that you have an accurate reading of your battery...
      sorry but if u crack ur screen you are just clumsy, buy any iphone case for 5 bucks and that would be better then nothing at protecting..

  • @CherylLoke
    @CherylLoke 9 лет назад +4

    The narrating is so accurate

  • @handsoape
    @handsoape 3 года назад +3

    my phone once litterally died at 100% as soon as i took it off the charger.

  • @stephanieshiver1258
    @stephanieshiver1258 Год назад +3

    lmao, digs on the podcast app really hold up.

  • @DylanTee
    @DylanTee 10 лет назад +6

    If you liked this and want another honest iPhone 6 Trailer, I put one up last week. Just hit 11,000

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 7 лет назад

    I never get tired of these.

  • @MineKynoMine
    @MineKynoMine 10 лет назад +4

    I love the podcast app though, it is the one I use the most :(

  • @natewhitelaw3759
    @natewhitelaw3759 10 лет назад +28

    siri has always worked perfectly for me. and I'm not even american.
    its like the most useful thing ever.
    want to quickly play a song? "siri play this song"....... 2 seconds later its playing

    • @owenernst7768
      @owenernst7768 10 лет назад +25

      Or you open the music app

    • @Zamaric
      @Zamaric 10 лет назад +7

      Actually it's faster asking Siri
      Music>songs>find song>click Drake>plays
      Siri>play drake>plays

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 10 лет назад +1

      Haha gay, just open the app like a normal person.

    • @johnmonty9484
      @johnmonty9484 10 лет назад +2

      Or with android you slide out the multi task bar and click music which takes 1 second

    • @abdhoms1993
      @abdhoms1993 10 лет назад

      You should try Cortana on Windows Phone then. The beta is even better than Siri and on par with Google Now with much more functionality.

  • @endijs.ogrins
    @endijs.ogrins 8 лет назад +7

    Never see somthing so true like this :D

  • @jackg5321
    @jackg5321 8 лет назад

    Ive/ Sam has a really nice asmr voice, and the background music is perfect. I'm actually listening this right now to set the mood before sleep strangley enough,
    just listening to Ive's ramblings has that effect

    • @abhishekmukherjee7254
      @abhishekmukherjee7254 7 лет назад

      Any idea what's the background music?

    • @jackg5321
      @jackg5321 7 лет назад

      I am wondering that myself. I saw it could actually be from the apple ads istelf

  • @TonyStarkCLC
    @TonyStarkCLC 10 лет назад +4

    "Our users have fallen in love with the iPhone cases. Because they know how slippery glass phones would shatter if you drop them on anything harder than a marshmallow. SO, get this: We made the iPhone out of the same shit the case is made of. Now you don't have to carry your phone more carefully than a newborn with osteoporosis"
    ROFLMAO

  • @TooFarBeyond
    @TooFarBeyond 3 года назад +3

    "siri now *fucking works* "

  • @TrainingPlug
    @TrainingPlug 10 лет назад +15

    Ohhmyy gooddd ! I have to buy this phone! Not because its such a good phone. No! But because all the kids in school will see me as the cool guy!

    • @kenzienapat
      @kenzienapat 10 лет назад +3

      the only reason why most people buy one is because most people have it.

    • @mish_mitch3584
      @mish_mitch3584 10 лет назад

      That's honestly the only reason I have an iPhone I live in a rich neighborhood and if you don't have the newest things, your're a nobody

    • @jonathank3407
      @jonathank3407 10 лет назад +1

      Whaha Mo! I love your channel man :D

    • @thaknowledge3449
      @thaknowledge3449 10 лет назад

      Hey mo! Awesome to see u here!
      Ure channel is awessomme :))

    • @denbos1078
      @denbos1078 10 лет назад

      Mooo i'm a big fan! Ure vids are hilarious haha

  • @mynamesmochi
    @mynamesmochi 6 лет назад

    You guys need to keep this apple commercial series going, i love it!

  • @joshuanitschke7281
    @joshuanitschke7281 9 лет назад +8

    Everything on the iPhone is literally a marketing campaign.
    For example, if you have an iPhone:
    You don't really like Mail, so you download Gmail
    You don't really like Apple Maps, so you download Google Maps
    You don't really like Safari, so you download Google Chrome
    All is well
    But, if you have an Android:
    You don't really like Gmail, so you look on Google Play for Mail, and then its not there... (Suspicious)
    You don't really like Google Maps, so you look on Google Play for Apple Maps, and then its not there... (Suspicious)
    You don't really like Google Chrome, so you look on Google Play for Safari, and then its not there... (Suspicious)
    I know there are alternatives to Apple shit on Android, but the point is, IF YOU WANT TO USE ANYTHING MADE BY APPLE, YOU NEED AN APPLE. Furthermore IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP SOMETHING FOR THE APP STORE, YOU NEED AN APPLE. Even IF YOU WANT TO WRITE A FUCKING I BOOK, YOU NEED AN APPLE.
    BUT
    IF YOU WANT TO USE ANYTHING MADE BY GOOGLE, USE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. Furthermore IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP SOMETHING FOR GOOGLE PLAY, USE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. Even IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ON FUCKING WHATEVER THERE IS ON GOOGLE PLAY YOU CAN PROBABLY DO THAT ON WHATEVER YOU FUCKING WANT.
    Gee I wasted more time than anticipated on that.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      Joshua Nitschke And that is part of the user experience.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +2

      *****
      Safari is available for Windows though.
      And Apple probably does not want to support that many third party platforms, especially seeing as Android runs on hundred devices giving them no control how one app performs.

  • @jacksongray5920
    @jacksongray5920 8 лет назад +13

    1:57 I have osteoporosis
    Idubbz

  • @THEASSASIN1511
    @THEASSASIN1511 9 лет назад +6

    'Were Arseholes who love money' perfectly describes apple.

  • @matt_l2003
    @matt_l2003 Год назад +2

    It's 2023 now, and Siri still doesn't fucking work lol

  • @TheColdestStone
    @TheColdestStone 10 лет назад +4

    I've owned both Apple and Android smartphones. While Apple has the tendency to re-release their phones (ie all of the S models) and don't add many innovative features, I can honestly say iPhone is at least 1.5x better than Android Phones. Android phones tend to lag when scrolling, especially with a lot of programs opened at once, where I very rarely have lag issues with iPhone, and usually only lasts a second.

  • @stoyangenov6793
    @stoyangenov6793 4 года назад +4

    2:08 Me in 2020 wait what

  • @Sephvf
    @Sephvf 8 лет назад +5

    an apple product that's good. Now that's something you don't see every day.

  • @blueberty6815
    @blueberty6815 6 лет назад +2

    The fact that Jony is actually Sam is hilarious.