@@captinobvious4705 i dont think thats how it works? i mean thats how it works in real life but geralt is able to knock people down even in steel plate while hes naked
No no no, the medallion at the beginning is supposed to be doing that, cause, you know, it's a dream. And and it vibrates to sense magic, and sometimes danger, so it's warning him about the dream. All according to plan.
I love all those little details, i mean they didnt had to do it, but still took the time to put them into the game. And there is so many of them its insane the amount of work that went into this game
there's literally an entire quest where Roach talking with a voice like a Bill and Ted extra is played for laughs because "I would expect a young filly to sound more... girlish" "based on what, your vast experience with talking animals?"
You are allowed to swear, just not durring the 8 to 15 second mark. If they wanted RUclips to be family friendly, then they should enforce RUclips Kids more.
Watching almost any video Matt makes puts me in a constant flux between admiring his remarkable aptitude for absurd comedy and wondering what the fuck is wrong with him. 😂
@@kacketnaopacke We're on the second month of 2023 and AI has set the end of humanity as we know it within the next 40 years. Ironically 40 years would be surprising, social/geo-political wars could end us all tomorrow if any of 10 different egotistical maniacs decide MAD is their best option.
Really hope the video does well. It's as good, if not better, than the Nightmare videos. At worst, it's a nice change of pace for the channel. Hope it was as fun to make as it looked
@@benji-menji And what is your point? 90 percent of your ; just replaced normal ,. And that has not affected anything at all. People write without using ponctuation for last decade or so.
it's been enlightning seeing him banging his head trying to find creative and out-of-the-box ways to circumvalate a problem he himself chose to had. I say it serious. Truly admirable. Human spirit at fullest. Mixing desperation and humor. The guy is genius
I literally forgot how funny this guy is. This is the energy I need and want in life. It’s been ages since I watched a vid of his and I’m not disappointed.
The most literal video you’ve made on your channel and I’m all for it, this is such a fantastic idea - especially as basically every video on The Witcher 3 has already been made :’)
side note: you can play the quest with the crones many, many ways. including one where you free the tree spirit before you even meet the crones, which btw changes the outcome for Gran and the Barron considerably!
My head cannon for the UINJ lore is that these videos just chronicle a teacher who slowly lost their mind! ..it started with gorn.. he was never the same.
ive consistently just ran across the map without Roach cuz im a masochist. nah, it's just because Roach just doesn't do what I want her to no matter what i do so i just deal. also, it's how i got some of the best screenshots ive ever gotten in any game
There's a way to free the spirit without it causing Granny's death, just do it BEFORE talking to Johnny and you will get the "good ending" for the quest (actually, according to the guides, you can go there anytime before you even come close to the bog)
The medallion was supposed to be twitching in the dream opening sequence. A Witcher's medallion twitches if there's magic around... like the Wild Hunt that show up literally right after that scene. It's Foreshadowing not a glitch.
15:30 the artist is Percival Schuttenbach, whose name comes from a character in the Witcher books. They have a large discography separate from the games and are worth checking out.
Oxenfurt isn't near Keira's hut outside Midcopse and Keira in her cave gives you the ability to fast travel with her to the lab of the mysterious mage. Getting sidetracked with a trip to Oxenfurt takes quite some time without a horse to go out of your way to do so.
I always wanted to see the Witcher 3 from the Hunt's viewpoint. After all, most of them are doing this out of a desire to save their homeworld from the heat death of the universe!
Yeah.. I didn’t even watch the video after I started trying to find out if this is true. Best I could find was surface of sun is 10k (F) and Sparkler is 2.5k (F) maybe 3 if you’re being generous 🤷
@@HawooAwoo I guess I was expecting a clear debunk rather than having to find the temperatures etc 🤷 especially when, on a quick scan, nobody seems to agree on those temperatures 🙃
Did you know that in Poland sparklers are called "zimne ognie" which literally translates to "cold fires". Wonder what genius came with that name and how many people hurt themselves because of it...
Just a couple days ago I stalked your channel and was like, darn the lad hasn´t uploaded in a while. And today, this marvelous disaster showed up. Love it, thank you!
I loved the video and the humor and also wanted to say there's a few things you could've done to make yourself suffer less (wouldn't have been as funny): - Roach can buck you off if she gets scared enough, so you could ride her to some nearby enemies and get thrown off - the boat can get destroyed if it takes enough damage so you can just keep ramming it into things near the destination and it'll eject you when the boat sinks I appreciate the dedication to draining your sanity for people's entertainment though
This was an absolute delight to watch. One of my favourite RUclipsrs playing one of my favourite games ever made. I'm so sorry that RUclips is restricting your creativity, Matt. You did a great job circumventing the issues of the platform.
You know, the Wither 3 is the only game I never fast traveled in, I just walked everywhere. It was a nice experience, just long enough distances between each encounter or interesting thing to not make the walking boring.
The man talks about how much he likes this game but still thought the vistas in Skyrim were better, BAH! But in all seriousness great video as always! Witcher 3 is still one of my favorite games of all time.
I like this type of video! It's a fun little video and as someone who's been repeat playing Witcher 3 for the past two weeks I can't think of a better time for this to come out haha!
Every now and then I find someone encounter every bug under the sun I never saw during my playthroughs. Honestly I think the universe is rewarding me for playing New Vegas on launch unpatched for three months.
@@danielm.595 The Maelstrom mission stopped rendering walls for a couple rooms, turning everything into a bright white void. And I died of "Fall Damage" a couple times while mantling something. Aside from those, my experience was fairly smooth. Especially once I fixed the SMT issue.
The 10 deepest lakes in the world (based on maximum depth) Lake Baikal - 1,642 m Lake Tanganyika - 1,470 m Caspian Sea - 1,025 m Lake Vostok - ~1,000 m O'Higgins-San Martin Lake - 836 m Lake Malawi - 706 m Issyk Kul - 668 m Great Slave Lake - 614 m Crater Lake -
I mean, this was more a "Don't use the B button" challenge than a "Do not jump" challenge. None of those other things (except maybe vaulting up a surface to climb it) fall under jumping. Would have been easier to do on the PC, just unbind the spacebar.
I'll never look at boats the same again
Neither will we man…
Neither will we.
Boats scare me. They float on water, what a bunch of freaks.
"Do you have an imp problem or was that an imp perfection in the notice?" No igne sign required 🤣
Never again...
Holy shit you're alive!
i love his dedication to getting entire costumes for a 2 second joke
4 seconds when you count the preview at the start. I wonder if the sponsor have anything to do with that?
they could be used more then once.
Sorry, dumb question, is that actually him?
@@bizijr no
@@WalshY_ thank you for answering
I'd watch a decade-long series narrating this game
I would come to watch children play games
@@soup985 🤨📸
maybe even two decades
That'd just about get you to the first part of Skellige
just wait for joseph andersons 100 hour review releasing soon™
I’ve always thought Geralt should be able to cast Aard at the boat sail for a speed boost. Especially after doing all the Smugglers Caches.
no because the kickback from Aard will push Gearalt back and cancel the momentum gain
@@captinobvious4705 But it's magic. It's just fantasy, it doesn't have to adhere to real world laws of physics.
@@peppermix3994 but it literally does do that, he braces himself whenever he casts it lol
@@captinobvious4705 i dont think thats how it works? i mean thats how it works in real life but geralt is able to knock people down even in steel plate while hes naked
@@tntcake6327 Knock people down that are not prepared for it*
6:18 spoke directly to my soul
Love you nano, hope these new rules don't change your content too much
i love uoi
Nanite man
ohainano
No no no, the medallion at the beginning is supposed to be doing that, cause, you know, it's a dream. And and it vibrates to sense magic, and sometimes danger, so it's warning him about the dream. All according to plan.
I love all those little details, i mean they didnt had to do it, but still took the time to put them into the game. And there is so many of them its insane the amount of work that went into this game
@@mordor1779 This was a joke but I still agree
Classic challenge videos + your humor =good times!
I think just about anything + UpIsNotJump humor = good times
Roach is a girl. Even when Geralt gets a new horse from the previous one dying, it is still a girl and named Roach.
there's literally an entire quest where Roach talking with a voice like a Bill and Ted extra is played for laughs because "I would expect a young filly to sound more... girlish" "based on what, your vast experience with talking animals?"
Even when it has a hot rod it's still her.
Yeah, and he prefers mares over stallions, right? Just because Mares are more cooperative.
Just the comment I was looking for. 👍
took me a while to realise he means the fish not the insect
Not being able to swear does seem like an absolute youtube of a decision
That is so insanely stupid, too.
Total youtube decision
You are allowed to swear, just not durring the 8 to 15 second mark.
If they wanted RUclips to be family friendly, then they should enforce RUclips Kids more.
FUCK RUclips (AND ANY) CENSORSHIP!
Watching almost any video Matt makes puts me in a constant flux between admiring his remarkable aptitude for absurd comedy and wondering what the fuck is wrong with him. 😂
He used to be a teacher teaching the modern child of today about science, of course he's insane.
@@benji-menji "...of course he's not doing that anymore."
So usually I feel bad for people going slowly insane, I actually relate to it. But this time you just deserve it
Why?
@@kacketnaopacke Literally didn't have to do this at all
@@kacketnaopacke We're on the second month of 2023 and AI has set the end of humanity as we know it within the next 40 years. Ironically 40 years would be surprising, social/geo-political wars could end us all tomorrow if any of 10 different egotistical maniacs decide MAD is their best option.
Really hope the video does well. It's as good, if not better, than the Nightmare videos. At worst, it's a nice change of pace for the channel. Hope it was as fun to make as it looked
I'm sorry, but UpIsNotJump being the Young Emissary will forever be embedded in my mind everytime I play Gwent
You truly are a RUclips for doing this, Matt.
Definitely a RUclips move to take off the B button...
Such a YouTub move
+
Agreed. His humour is top tier, very RUclips.
Hearing Mat walk around the dark story of the Baron is hilarious
This channel is the kind where I can confidently click the like button before I start watching
Only got a few of those but they're all wonderful.
Same! I always thumbs up at the start here lol. Never had a reason not to
apparently RUclips doesn't take it into account if you press it before 30 seconds, I have no proof, just rumors.
honestly perfect time for an upload man, times been rough and having something in the evening to enjoy is nice))))
The Virgin "Avoid pressing the button" vs the Chad "Rip that shit off the controller with a hammer"
Damm you not being able to swear is such a RUclips moment
Writing out Damm is, in another way, also a very RUclips moment. I commend you, you RUclips!
Well, you are allowed to swear, just not during the 8 second window where you are not allowed to swear.
"did you know that semicolons dont do anything? Everyone is just lying"
every programmer would like to have a word with you
So; if they really don't do anything; then this sentence; shouldn't be any less readable; right?
@@benji-menji And what is your point? 90 percent of your ; just replaced normal ,. And that has not affected anything at all. People write without using ponctuation for last decade or so.
@@robertnomok9750 I was messing around.
me: ah, this should work perfectly
"ERROR ; EXPECTED AT LINE FUCKING SHIT"
Lonely Island would like a word with all of you. They use semi-colons every day.
This dude really went all out with not jumping 😆 rather than just unbind it he got rid of the button completely
it's been enlightning seeing him banging his head trying to find creative and out-of-the-box ways to circumvalate a problem he himself chose to had.
I say it serious. Truly admirable. Human spirit at fullest. Mixing desperation and humor. The guy is genius
I am in love with "Matt's Crap Facts". I hope this becomes a regular segment in future videos.
I literally forgot how funny this guy is. This is the energy I need and want in life. It’s been ages since I watched a vid of his and I’m not disappointed.
The most literal video you’ve made on your channel and I’m all for it, this is such a fantastic idea - especially as basically every video on The Witcher 3 has already been made :’)
side note: you can play the quest with the crones many, many ways. including one where you free the tree spirit before you even meet the crones, which btw changes the outcome for Gran and the Barron considerably!
My head cannon for the UINJ lore is that these videos just chronicle a teacher who slowly lost their mind! ..it started with gorn.. he was never the same.
I'd watch you play through this whole game with your humor and editing
How far through was he in the video?
Same! And i havent played the game, so it would be a perfect way to have a fast and hilarious walkaround
ive consistently just ran across the map without Roach cuz im a masochist.
nah, it's just because Roach just doesn't do what I want her to no matter what i do so i just deal. also, it's how i got some of the best screenshots ive ever gotten in any game
10 out of possessed teddy bear; as well as, devilish writing! Appreciate your sense of humor in and out of what we see.
TY UpIsNotJump
0:09 that is exactly what I thought when I first saw that card! I thought I was going slightly crazy and was the only one who noticed.
A witcher 3 vid from you was long overdue. Since the 1st time you mentioned it's your fav. game. Good soup!
Always love the energy and effort you put in mate. Looking forward to the next one!
I used semi-colons all the time; they are so useful.
Finally someone else who had the same VERY REASONABLE good feeling about freeing the tree spirit
If there's anything we learned from this, it's that up is indeed not jump.
There's a way to free the spirit without it causing Granny's death, just do it BEFORE talking to Johnny and you will get the "good ending" for the quest (actually, according to the guides, you can go there anytime before you even come close to the bog)
The whole necklace vibrating at the start is normal, it does that when it detects monsters or magic nearby
ive waited for this game since Witcher 2, played it far over 700h and still
I can watch videos about it daily
"Oh no I ran in the wrong direction"
I legit laughed till I cried.
The medallion was supposed to be twitching in the dream opening sequence. A Witcher's medallion twitches if there's magic around... like the Wild Hunt that show up literally right after that scene. It's Foreshadowing not a glitch.
I am so glad Matt has blessed us with this content. Whimsical mayhem at its finest!
bruh, everytime I see an upload on this channel I jump with glee and maaan, it never disapoints.
It makes me so damn happy when you upload! :D
Me to man!
It makes me sad that you're no longer free to curse. It was so refreshing
Yes! new video from my favorite former English teacher
15:30 the artist is Percival Schuttenbach, whose name comes from a character in the Witcher books. They have a large discography separate from the games and are worth checking out.
you know the exact song played there id love to know thanks in advance
@@julian1n Silver for Monsters
Holy shot, I’ve never been this early for an Upisnotjump video
Welcome to the club man
This man is the type of guy who tried to beat the challenge in any way possible except doing it the actual way. And i FUDGEING love it!
I tried eating some butter cookies while watching this and kept laughing so hard i almost choked to death. Well done! 11/10.
Oxenfurt isn't near Keira's hut outside Midcopse and Keira in her cave gives you the ability to fast travel with her to the lab of the mysterious mage. Getting sidetracked with a trip to Oxenfurt takes quite some time without a horse to go out of your way to do so.
I always wanted to see the Witcher 3 from the Hunt's viewpoint. After all, most of them are doing this out of a desire to save their homeworld from the heat death of the universe!
Who's viewpoint?
@@JakeTalksGamesYT The Wild Hunt's. He made a mistake and called them the protagonists, so I'm following through.
Matt, I have spent years trying to figure out what a semicolon does and you have just shattered any sort of consensus I have come to
That sparkler fact actually messed me up. It's harder than you might think to answer whether or not they are hotter than the sun.
Why?
Yeah.. I didn’t even watch the video after I started trying to find out if this is true. Best I could find was surface of sun is 10k (F) and Sparkler is 2.5k (F) maybe 3 if you’re being generous 🤷
@@LDN-pup Isn't that a simple answer then?
@@HawooAwoo I guess I was expecting a clear debunk rather than having to find the temperatures etc 🤷 especially when, on a quick scan, nobody seems to agree on those temperatures 🙃
I think by "crap facts" he means "lies"?
Thas costume joke was so unexpected, I bursted out laughing in my room
love your style as always
BIsNotJump
Whatever you do has been funny so far so this change hasn't been a train wreck.
Not even a minute in and you destroyed the life support of the game 🤣
03:53
The suns burns at aprox 15 million°C at the core, while burning at around 5500°C at the surface. A sparkler burns between 1000°C and 1500°C.
Damn. Dang. Darn! Not a fan of the game, but WOW you did some great work. Kudos and thanks for a great video.
Matt appreciating the Witcher 3 music is my spirit animal/person.
Did you know that in Poland sparklers are called "zimne ognie" which literally translates to "cold fires". Wonder what genius came with that name and how many people hurt themselves because of it...
damn! Can't blame you guys for wanting to try. I would certainly do (as a kid and prob as grownup)
18:46 "winds howling"
but its not a nightmare, right? lol
God, I love you, you are just the perfect amount of sarcastic wit and unbelief I experience at similar games.
Weird that the jump button isn't mapped to the bottom "A in this case" like most games
I think Matt now has a Sinking feeling everytime he here's the words "The Witcher"
Yes a new video 😁
Just a couple days ago I stalked your channel and was like, darn the lad hasn´t uploaded in a while.
And today, this marvelous disaster showed up.
Love it, thank you!
I'm sure someone else has said it, but the medallion bounces around because it detects magic. Ciri's blood is insanely old magic.
I loved the video and the humor and also wanted to say there's a few things you could've done to make yourself suffer less (wouldn't have been as funny):
- Roach can buck you off if she gets scared enough, so you could ride her to some nearby enemies and get thrown off
- the boat can get destroyed if it takes enough damage so you can just keep ramming it into things near the destination and it'll eject you when the boat sinks
I appreciate the dedication to draining your sanity for people's entertainment though
-"Geez man, get off your high horse."
-"I literally cannot."
The perfect clip to share when hearing "Silver for monsters" 15:30 🤣
This was an absolute delight to watch. One of my favourite RUclipsrs playing one of my favourite games ever made.
I'm so sorry that RUclips is restricting your creativity, Matt. You did a great job circumventing the issues of the platform.
Difficulties made us be more creative, so the guy is gonna excel anyway
"Did you know Loch Ness is the deepest lake in the entire world."
Lake Baikal: And I took that personally.
I lost it at the semicolon fact! Great stuff!
this is honestly a great new direction to go in matt. bloody love it!
calling Roach "him"
*strangled yelling into pillow*
Please just do the whole game like this. It's a masterpiece.
It's a state of mind you may already have it
Please for the love of the Eldritch horror god horse turn this into a series where you complete the entire game
You know, the Wither 3 is the only game I never fast traveled in, I just walked everywhere. It was a nice experience, just long enough distances between each encounter or interesting thing to not make the walking boring.
Honestly though this was hilarious, I wanna see more challenge videos like this!
This is absolutely amazing, I'd love to see a sequel
The man talks about how much he likes this game but still thought the vistas in Skyrim were better, BAH!
But in all seriousness great video as always! Witcher 3 is still one of my favorite games of all time.
I like this type of video! It's a fun little video and as someone who's been repeat playing Witcher 3 for the past two weeks I can't think of a better time for this to come out haha!
Every now and then I find someone encounter every bug under the sun I never saw during my playthroughs.
Honestly I think the universe is rewarding me for playing New Vegas on launch unpatched for three months.
Same thing here, the only bug I encountered in CP2077 was two characters merging a few times, but nothing gamebreaking as others have reported.
@@danielm.595 The Maelstrom mission stopped rendering walls for a couple rooms, turning everything into a bright white void. And I died of "Fall Damage" a couple times while mantling something. Aside from those, my experience was fairly smooth.
Especially once I fixed the SMT issue.
I'd watch an entire series of this. Please bless us
This is the perfect mix of UpIsNotJump and Ymfah!
The 10 deepest lakes in the world (based on maximum depth) Lake Baikal - 1,642 m Lake Tanganyika - 1,470 m Caspian Sea - 1,025 m Lake Vostok - ~1,000 m O'Higgins-San Martin Lake - 836 m Lake Malawi - 706 m Issyk Kul - 668 m Great Slave Lake - 614 m Crater Lake -
I would personally like to hear your continued tale in the game and your reasoning.
You’d get along with martincytopants
BOAT
*BOAT*
Glad to see the spiraling is no longer out of control.
You have no idea how enternaning your videos truly are
"At least my horse hasn't blown up...yet."
Next-gen gaming expectations correctly aligned.
RUclips is being such a RUclips, glad you're calling them out too
Fantastic video and I can at least sleep well tonight know that sword is back in the background.
These videos have made caring for my newborn more relaxing, gives me something to laugh at 🙏❤️
We miss you, Sid.
You're welcome for watching and I DID enjoy the video!
I mean, this was more a "Don't use the B button" challenge than a "Do not jump" challenge. None of those other things (except maybe vaulting up a surface to climb it) fall under jumping.
Would have been easier to do on the PC, just unbind the spacebar.