i can not wait for this guy to drop. i can finally complete the bazooka, gung ho, alpine trio. i never had him as a kid so i an really excited. great review. "keep splicin'"
On point brother. I haven’t bought any classified figures in a while but I had Alpine when I was I kid so I’ll be getting this one. Thanks for sharing and have a good evening sir.
Nice review. The figure is quite good. All people complain about the face sculpt and the lack of backpack. And I agree, the face could be better, but with the glasses and the cap on, he looks good...🤷🏽♀️ About the backpack, he comes with the harness/belt for the climbing tools and the butt bag, I guess that makes more sense to climb than go fully backpack loaded...🤔 The hook is the same as Arctic Storm Shadau?? Cheers for getting the figures early and thanks for showing 'em YYJ 🍻👍
Hey,bub. Great intro from Snatch or is it Lock, stock? Love the exit music.Thanks for great review! Can't wait to add him to the team. New parts are boss! I believe the legs from TF Recondo but they look good on him. Yo Joe!
I’d like to see how his goggles come out after you paint it. Wish they would come with a head where the glasses are attached. It’s also good to see that the weapons might be getting not so gummy.
Great Snatch reference at the beginning that gets you a phat W! You know my gripe with this figure is that bizarre ass cut in the back of his head. That molding. Which human being has a big flap of flesh hanging in the back like that. What can he store up in there? However, you sold me at @6:11 because angle looks psychotic! He straight up looks like he would just pop out of a cornfield with his ice axe aka scythes bathed in blood saying something like....."memememememememe naah I'm just kidding whichya."
Great review, you always seem to hit the perfect balance of serious and hilarious! Alpine looks pretty cool and his accessories are perfect for his role. I wonder how he would look with a cloth version of the plastic ropes across & around the torso, does anyone make something like that?
Yo, you’re hilarious bro you said “ like David Lee Roth “ I was dying when I heard that !!! if you don’t mind, I’m trying to smoke a joint over here . But anyways, great review keep them coming . They’re so entertaining bro 💯✌🏽
gotta say THIS review makes his face sculpt look pretty good, the Haz promo shots made his face look goobery. Great looking fig . . . am I the only one waiting for a Tiger Force Version?
Another classy classified review in the bag. Alpine always struck me as a fisher price adventure people toy who got his hands on a gun. The mountaineer who had enough
I’m very thrilled to one day own the trio in 6”. I don’t remember getting Alpine as a kid. I think I did. I definitely had Bazooka and Quick Kick. The three are a favorite of mine from Sunbow cartoon. They are just entertaining. Also the friend aspect made them more enduring. They all seemed more adventuring characters in action movie than soldiers. I’m going to give Alpine the small SMG Low Light has. I will try and make a pack or harness that allows Alpine to stow the ascension gun. I’ll put a strap on the Low Light gun. He looks great. I dig it too.
Wow, got that one early! I need him in my collection. Has'bruh No Pulse says December. I guess I'mma wait.....and wait....and wait.....and wait.... Haz-Brah Puss...where toy collectors come dead last.
I wish he came with head lamp and tunnel rats back pack with the flashlights that can peg into it ….i would have rather of him been a deluxe figure with a bunch of gear then road pig ….great figure but they made some very odd accessory choices
Awesome vid! I think if you were climbing a cliff face and had a bit of an oopsie, you would have that surprised look on your face too! Maybe it's just a habbit of his and his face stuck from doing it so many times, like his mother said it would!
This rules as always. Super props on the opening dialogue… this is a hilarious vid! Can’t wait to snag him. I’ll finally have a character that justifies that goddamn grappling hook gun that originated from Alley Vioer’s backpack. If any fucking character deserved that gun it would be him. Great video! Salute pimp!
Cant wait to get this dude.... Bazooka needs his best bud! Been watching the cartoon series and i really enjoyed those 2, now im at s2 and i guess Leatherneck and Wetsuit are the new "combo team" but honestly these 2 need to get a room ASAP cause i see whats going on... but i didn't see it when i was a kid!.... and no backpack, is just awful!
Yo YoJoeJerk, just dropping in to show some love. Great review - I really enjoy your openings lol. Come check out some Action Force customs I've posted in woodland M81 camo - I think you'd like 'em
good review video bro he looks a lot like a diversity agent to me. half Mexican, half African, all lgbt... check his t - shirt, it s as far from military as you can, a green one would look more business to me. he looks like a sportsman out to get trump... a total pass for me, I ll just make hooks and use ropes for my missions, the trick is as old as my 12' AT Joes, but yeah, we had accessory kits back then, we did nt need to buy a whole fig to have it. [classified] I bought sw brown palpatine - dart sidious as a homeless man... for some reason, I really wanted him to live among my thrash cans, he makes the bar owner, Carl Weathers [Apollo] nervous, as pal drinks from the mafia s molotov cocktail bottle... ha, ha so now you know... God bless America and world peace good show bro
And no backpack? WFT? Alpine is one character who's backpack is kinda important to his specialty. It's like McFarlane not giving any guns to Sgt. Rock. Yeah, I know it's DC's fault not McFarlane's but it's still dumb.
No backpack and the wrong weapon? This could have been great but they missed a few crucial accessories which hurts this release. Weird face also makes this Average at best.
The Idaho print is so dumb IMO. The G.I.Joe team is always doing dumb stuff like that and I'm getting sick and tired of it. They get so close to giving us an almost perfect figure and they do all this unnecessary stuff like adding tattoos or flames on torch's back pockets and it downgrades the figures for me. It doesn't ruin the figures completely but it gets so frustrating for me. I think sometimes they do it on purpose so they can sell us a second retro figure later. They know what the fans want, so why can't they just give it to us? It's just so frustrating. OK, rant over.
You need more cowbell, baby😂 do you have a 1 /12 cowbell ? We need a Christopher Walkens characters!!! Is it me or does alpine look like star wars black series bespin Lando version 1?
I appreciate all of the work you put into your videos. Definitely my favorite classified reviewer! The intros are my favorite part. Always funny!
YJJ the boots are reuse from Scrap Iron. TY again for super fun reviewz!
Lol. Kudos for not bleeping Flat Tops cursing in the intro.
BTW, does anyone else look forward to hearing "Legal mush" and "BAAARRRCCCOOODDDEEE!!"
Your reviews deserve more likes. Definitely one if not the best on youtube for joes.
I second that
When ' alpine ' wasn't playing with the Ohio players, he was moonlighting with the soul train hit group the ' footsteps ' 😂❤
"Anything to declare?" "Yeah. Don't go to England." 👏🤣
😂
Absolutely the best toy reviews on the internet. Thanks again!
i can not wait for this guy to drop. i can finally complete the bazooka, gung ho, alpine trio. i never had him as a kid so i an really excited. great review. "keep splicin'"
Good review man. Nice figure.
Loved the intro !
Your intros are always clever.
I hope RUclips is paying you well cuz you deserve it bro!
Hi yjj. I'm new to your channel but so far I've been enjoying your reviews. Keep it up man! Well done
Much appreciated!!!
Great review my man. Awesome and dammm you got him wayyy earlier than I thought anyone outside of Australia would have. Great job at the swamp. 10
On point brother. I haven’t bought any classified figures in a while but I had Alpine when I was I kid so I’ll be getting this one. Thanks for sharing and have a good evening sir.
I clapped when you put him next to Bazook and Quick Kick. Those three together were too damn funny.
Thanks for another fun vid!
Great review man!🍻Not too crazy on the head sculpt but I've been waiting for this guy for awhile now so I had to add him to the lineup.
Great review mate! Grats on being the first!
Snatch is my favorite movie! Well done
Alpine got that Lionel Richie look to his face. "All night long" 😂
Nice review. The figure is quite good. All people complain about the face sculpt and the lack of backpack. And I agree, the face could be better, but with the glasses and the cap on, he looks good...🤷🏽♀️
About the backpack, he comes with the harness/belt for the climbing tools and the butt bag, I guess that makes more sense to climb than go fully backpack loaded...🤔
The hook is the same as Arctic Storm Shadau??
Cheers for getting the figures early and thanks for showing 'em YYJ 🍻👍
Looking forward to getting this one. I stopped by!
Great review! I believe that the legs are from Redondo and the boots from scrap Iron. My only gripe with this figure it's the lack of backpack.
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My question is HOW DID YOU GET YOURS
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@@TheBigBigSean oh course he did
Looks good! Those boots look similar to Scrap Iron's, but the legs look like Recondo's. May need to pick one up!
Do you like dags? Dags? Yeah, do you like dags? Oh, you mean dogs. Yeah, I like dogs.
The face is a mix of Brendan Schaub and Carlton Banks. I'm gonna hold out for a retro version.
Great review as usual. He looks great.
Looks awesome, looking forward to getting him!
What backpack straps did you use on your Bazooka?
Great review! Sucks there’s no back pack. Where’s he gonna store his extra ammo and snacks?
Hey,bub. Great intro from Snatch or is it Lock, stock? Love the exit music.Thanks for great review! Can't wait to add him to the team. New parts are boss! I believe the legs from TF Recondo but they look good on him. Yo Joe!
With bazooka and quick kick hell, yeah!
Great review. Figure looks awesome.
How the heck did you get him? Awesome review of a great figure
Awesome review. I can't wait fir him. He is one of my favs.
I’d like to see how his goggles come out after you paint it. Wish they would come with a head where the glasses are attached. It’s also good to see that the weapons might be getting not so gummy.
Great Snatch reference at the beginning that gets you a phat W! You know my gripe with this figure is that bizarre ass cut in the back of his head. That molding. Which human being has a big flap of flesh hanging in the back like that. What can he store up in there? However, you sold me at @6:11 because angle looks psychotic! He straight up looks like he would just pop out of a cornfield with his ice axe aka scythes bathed in blood saying something like....."memememememememe naah I'm just kidding whichya."
Who you got rapping ico on the outro? 😅
Face sculpt is a dead ringer for Shaggy. It wasn’t me.
killin' it smalls! killin' it! gotta get me one of those Alpine's myself soon!
Snatch. My fav non-comedy comedy.
Love the Jerk!
How'd you get him so fast? Friend in Japan? He doesn't release here until December...
Great review, you always seem to hit the perfect balance of serious and hilarious! Alpine looks pretty cool and his accessories are perfect for his role. I wonder how he would look with a cloth version of the plastic ropes across & around the torso, does anyone make something like that?
I'm pretty sure I've seen some people do the cloth rope on the Shipwreck figure. I know it's possible
"like David Lee Roth" he says. killing me
Looks good except for the Reggie Wright head sculpt 😅 but nice figure , great review & video , dope 🎱
I don’t like that they are purposefully hold back on accessories with characters so they can include them with the retro versions later on
Tuned in🫡🤙🏽
Yo, you’re hilarious bro you said “ like David Lee Roth “ I was dying when I heard that !!! if you don’t mind, I’m trying to smoke a joint over here . But anyways, great review keep them coming . They’re so entertaining bro 💯✌🏽
Steve Vai approves of your DLR reference in this review🎸🎸🎸
A first-rate review of Alpine and his cool accessories!
gotta say THIS review makes his face sculpt look pretty good, the Haz promo shots made his face look goobery. Great looking fig . . . am I the only one waiting for a Tiger Force Version?
What no meatball vendor! 😂😂😂😂😂 Great review can’t wait to get mine! Are you going to do SS version 2? Cheers!
Diabolical 😂
Another classy classified review in the bag. Alpine always struck me as a fisher price adventure people toy who got his hands on a gun. The mountaineer who had enough
I’m very thrilled to one day own the trio in 6”. I don’t remember getting Alpine as a kid. I think I did. I definitely had Bazooka and Quick Kick. The three are a favorite of mine from Sunbow cartoon. They are just entertaining. Also the friend aspect made them more enduring. They all seemed more adventuring characters in action movie than soldiers. I’m going to give Alpine the small SMG Low Light has. I will try and make a pack or harness that allows Alpine to stow the ascension gun. I’ll put a strap on the Low Light gun. He looks great. I dig it too.
it's an exellent head sculpt to be sure. it just doesn't ekoke ANYTHING of the character it's supposed to be (alpine)
Wow, got that one early! I need him in my collection. Has'bruh No Pulse says December. I guess I'mma wait.....and wait....and wait.....and wait.... Haz-Brah Puss...where toy collectors come dead last.
I wish he came with head lamp and tunnel rats back pack with the flashlights that can peg into it ….i would have rather of him been a deluxe figure with a bunch of gear then road pig ….great figure but they made some very odd accessory choices
Awesome vid! I think if you were climbing a cliff face and had a bit of an oopsie, you would have that surprised look on your face too! Maybe it's just a habbit of his and his face stuck from doing it so many times, like his mother said it would!
This rules as always. Super props on the opening dialogue… this is a hilarious vid! Can’t wait to snag him. I’ll finally have a character that justifies that goddamn grappling hook gun that originated from Alley Vioer’s backpack. If any fucking character deserved that gun it would be him. Great video! Salute pimp!
It’s weird. As a kid when I watched A Different World, I always pictured Ron Johnson as Alpine…weird, I know.
Aren’t those Scrap Iron’s boots?
I was curious myself, I haven't confirmed, but it seemed like those boots were familiar
Needs different legs. I suggest Airbornes. If you look at the OG figure his pants gather closer to his ankles just like Beach Heads should. IMO
Looks a whole lot better with the hat and goggles on
4:45 wow, the camera has such high definition I can now make a cast of your finger prints, and not to worry, I don't have any nefarious intentions
Cant wait to get this dude.... Bazooka needs his best bud! Been watching the cartoon series and i really enjoyed those 2, now im at s2 and i guess Leatherneck and Wetsuit are the new "combo team" but honestly these 2 need to get a room ASAP cause i see whats going on... but i didn't see it when i was a kid!.... and no backpack, is just awful!
Yo, FACTS, you can't have Bazooka without Alpine!
@@bradforever4489 ... and you cant have Zarana without Mainframe!! ;)
Yo YoJoeJerk, just dropping in to show some love. Great review - I really enjoy your openings lol. Come check out some Action Force customs I've posted in woodland M81 camo - I think you'd like 'em
Jerk, I'm gonna just say u got me on the hate train since you're getting this early 😅
Mimimimimimimi. Mimimimimimimi.
I love the intros to these reviews. YoJoes voice is perfect for these vids as well. Do you know where the Mimimimimi sound is from?
Jerk is using a sample from caddyshack in the intro. I was referencing the old gi joe Psa
@@dustinabston6755 Of course. Chevy noise as he putts. Knew I had heard it somewhere before.
He didn’t come with a backpack? I got extras ……outbacks backpack will go good on alpine
Watching your video on mute and your hands are spasmodically flailing around an awful lot with an inordinate amount of 'jazz hands'...LOL.
That headsculpt looks way less derpy than the official pics made it out, even with the hat, glad to see it.
good review video bro
he looks a lot like a diversity agent to me.
half Mexican, half African, all lgbt...
check his t - shirt, it s as far from military as you can,
a green one would look more business to me.
he looks like a sportsman out to get trump...
a total pass for me, I ll just make hooks and use ropes for my missions,
the trick is as old as my 12' AT Joes, but yeah, we had accessory kits back then,
we did nt need to buy a whole fig to have it.
[classified]
I bought sw brown palpatine - dart sidious as a homeless man...
for some reason, I really wanted him to live among my thrash cans,
he makes the bar owner, Carl Weathers [Apollo] nervous,
as pal drinks from the mafia s molotov cocktail bottle... ha, ha
so now you know...
God bless America and world peace
good show bro
And no backpack? WFT? Alpine is one character who's backpack is kinda important to his specialty. It's like McFarlane not giving any guns to Sgt. Rock. Yeah, I know it's DC's fault not McFarlane's but it's still dumb.
Pull out game the only game in town that matters 🥴
Snow who?
Jarhb, man.
No backpack and the wrong weapon? This could have been great but they missed a few crucial accessories which hurts this release. Weird face also makes this Average at best.
Awesome. GREAT figure! It sucks they screwed us with no backpack. WTF!
I’m going to give him a Endor trooper back pack. Who do ho. I da ho.LOL
Might be my last classified besides college bra commandeer. Like I have said just not interested past that. I’m so toxic. lol.
The Idaho print is so dumb IMO. The G.I.Joe team is always doing dumb stuff like that and I'm getting sick and tired of it. They get so close to giving us an almost perfect figure and they do all this unnecessary stuff like adding tattoos or flames on torch's back pockets and it downgrades the figures for me. It doesn't ruin the figures completely but it gets so frustrating for me. I think sometimes they do it on purpose so they can sell us a second retro figure later. They know what the fans want, so why can't they just give it to us? It's just so frustrating. OK, rant over.
I hate that this guy looks like my dad, am I gonna have to make a custom of my dad??
He does look like lando 😅can’t un see
You need more cowbell, baby😂 do you have a 1 /12 cowbell ? We need a Christopher Walkens characters!!!
Is it me or does alpine look like star wars black series bespin Lando version 1?
What the hell is wrong with hasbro!!! The og alpine was dope also the 25th anniversary one... but this one looks like crap and no back pack!!!!!
😂
looks like a fortnight figure
His face is too rounded. Character has a thinner face and jaw
Agreed, but it is what it is
Maybe swap heads with Stalker?
he's a character
totally agree with you my friend, Alpine should be thinner than this one