This used to be just another episode of Walkies, but ever since the burger-ification it became a legendary episode of Walkies. I can never avoid clicking the video when the temptation to eat shows itself.
I've been rewatching Walkies since it's popped up in my recommended. That one episode, with the giant win streak that propelled him to A rank? Half a year ago. We've been dancing around the 3500 mark for a good 5 months. We're there, dude. Despair Arc's been padding for time with beach episodes.
@@deepeaumm jesus christ, that was half a year ago? this feels like a futile effort at this point. his only chance is to retreat to the safety of wheel of fortune
without fail, every thursday, simpleflips makes me feel like a little old lady on her way to the bingo hall. cant wait to see if i get bingo today or not didnt get bingo today, see yall at the simpleflips bingo hall next week!
everyday simple gets more followers who see his new content without music. This means there are more and more simpleflips fans who aren't listening to or even don't know oatmeal and I can't handle that.
Look. Oatmeal ain't goin nowhere. But if ya feel that way; you gotta take dem feelings, and fix the problem! Or ya can just sulk. Personally, my favorite. But recently...I've started doin it different.
@@davysmith1934 Oatmeal won't go anywhere, thats true. I was just thinking about how Simple mentioned Oatmeal in the video and I realized that I probably hadn't heard it in about a year
17:06 was one of the most painful things I've seen in walkies, to get so far only to be pushed into a hallway that hates those who can't run. Truly painful.
18:40 And then at the *start* of this level they had the gull to put a high speed conveyor so he couldn't even compete! It's like there some anti-walkies propaganda going on in Mario Maker and I will *not* tolerate it!
19:20 I don't know why, but that was so funny. The fact that he couldn't fit into that small gap had me laughing. Literally would've made it in had he spin jumped 🤣
I was going about my day without a single trace of the walkies burgergate conspiracy in my mind just to have this thumbnail randomly pop up out of nowhere and have me wheezing. That gap is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen lmao
The level at 18:40 has to be the funniest series of events. Simple getting cucked by the conveyor and watching everyone else run to Mario attempting to jump on a slot then proceed to forfeit
Hey simple, this might be a little late, but I feel like you should know. At 38:16, you said you’ll play out the win streak, and I think maybe it’s cause you’re expecting another win. I checked ahead, turns out you lose, kinda invalidating that win streak. It’s like having two moves in one turn, but one move is half a move. Anyway, just wanted to let you know, hope this reaches you in time.
Omg, I'm so dumb lol. I accidentally had this video open in 2 tabs like 1ms apart, and I thought Simple left another voice effect going on accident. I paused the video to do something and was so confused when it kept playing, but normal.
the level you knew you'd already played was in this video: ruclips.net/video/5sPcTSXsd1g/видео.html you got to the second checkpoint, but kept dying to the jump you mentioned was hard in this video, and lost before making it to the vine/seesaw/firebar thing
19:23 You should make a series called "Give Uppies" where you give up at the beginning of the match and spectate people struggle with basic game mechanics
I think you should host like, a Walkies level-making competition, where people make short, Walkies-friendly levels with the goal of having more of them in circulation. Because at this point progress in Walkies is basically totally dependent on RNG so i think meta-level strats are needed to progress.
i get so happy whenever simpleflips wins in walkies. It's a hard series to watch simple get cucked by anti-walkies levels, but the satisfaction of simple getting a W against all odds is an awesome feeling. Good Luck SimpleFlips!
I fucking hate how its 11pm, I finish watching a long ass video thats really good, THEN I open up my reccomendations, and get hit in the face with this man wanting to eat in walkies
The only thing I can say is: Every unfair loss just makes it that much more insanely impressive when you do make S rank. Hell it's already impressive you're at where you're at.
17:21 is the moment where he admits and overcomes his temptation to runnie within the walkies.... He's a strong man... Oh Titular Timestamp Guy here btw
That was one of the most painful conveyor-induced losses in all of Walkies history. Finally looking like there's a decent chance of winning a horizontal race level because it wants clean movement over fast movement, right up until it hits you with the conveyor chain. Just _ouch._
Listen. I don't know if Simple has an FBI camera set up in my house or something, but I was filling out my Walkies Bingo card with Santa hats because I didn't have any more unique PNGs, and Simple says "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" right at the end and hits me with the Christmas outro.
![Luigi has nine lives and he used them all for violence [Super Mario Maker 2 - WALKIES]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p2iQzYrwlB4/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Dissecting "Pick-A-Path" Levels in Super Mario Maker 2 [UNCLEARED LEVELS]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pmENEXb8qWE/mqdefault.jpg)
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Eating in Walkies? No...it can't be. The dreaded *Rumblies.*
lmao
The sequel
No... not the Rumblies!
actually runnies also works in this case lol
I'd watch Rumblies
Most I've ever been tempted to eat rewatching a simpleflips video
The extra spaces you put before eat makes this so much funnier
What were you tempted to do 🤨
Cant believe i almost watched simple eat a triple quarter pounder mid recording
Nice burger in the thumbnail
barbecue bacun burguh...
hold up, ain't you Nathaniel B?
Hold up… ain’t you Nathaniel b.?
hold up, ain't you Nathaniel B?
@@meeb3897 hold up, ain't you Meeb?
That mario giving up after jumping a few times is the funniest shit to me
I think CrouchOnly giving up was funnier, but similar energy.
19:18
@@sourlessfix9109 homie alert
Way too good, it’s the classic noob dc Bc mad
@@TheYoshieMaster I think this one is funnier, poor CrouchOnly had no choice besides to give up, but this Mario left after trying the bare minimum lol
He's very tempted to eat
most tempted I've ever been to EAT in walkies
He's an honest man, just like John Nintendo.
Murkus said his full name is Long John “Silver” Nintendo
John Nintendo
Johntendo.
@@TheAbsol7448 johntendo would probably make a good youtube channel name for someone who reviews games.
@@ghostxtown3846 It's also a pretty good Vinesauce joke.
This used to be just another episode of Walkies, but ever since the burger-ification it became a legendary episode of Walkies. I can never avoid clicking the video when the temptation to eat shows itself.
I'm ready for 10 minutes of Walkies and 30 minutes of Wheel of Fortune.
That's not gonna happen
@@YourAverageSpelunker fuck you
@@owen3921 what the hell
get FUCKED nerd
@@unblorbosyourshows9635 Somedays you get Wheel of Fortune. Other days you roll the Bankrupt.
Cheating in Walkies? No...it can't be. The dreaded *Runnies.*
No... not the Runnies!
Runnies sounds like a kid friendly way of saying diarrhea
I'd watch Runnies
*Zoomies*
not.... runnies 🤢🤢
jeez, nsmb2 1-1 twice in a single video
nsmb2 is the truest form of suffering
@Xander Leon
Congratulations on hacking into your friend's Instagram using your scam tool, but we'd prefer if you two bots just left.
have we officially entered the Despair Arc of Walkies?
Its been so long since a decent walkies win streak :(
I've been rewatching Walkies since it's popped up in my recommended. That one episode, with the giant win streak that propelled him to A rank? Half a year ago. We've been dancing around the 3500 mark for a good 5 months. We're there, dude. Despair Arc's been padding for time with beach episodes.
2 point gain over 2 hours, so yeah, seems that way
Yeah lmao ;(
@@deepeaumm jesus christ, that was half a year ago? this feels like a futile effort at this point. his only chance is to retreat to the safety of wheel of fortune
There's going to be people who are completely new to the channel seeing the burgers and getting extremely confused. I can't wait.
They'll just think it's normal..
@@Atlas.Brooklyn Because it is
Rather than watching the playlist, I just eated and went straight to this one, the best thumbnail video in the walkies playlist
without fail, every thursday, simpleflips makes me feel like a little old lady on her way to the bingo hall. cant wait to see if i get bingo today or not
didnt get bingo today, see yall at the simpleflips bingo hall next week!
Did you win?
@@Thatdudejosh9 its looking like i wont get bingo today :(
@@warioware3odst ;(
BIGKO THURSDYA????!1^
I came like so close
28:26 Three REALLY hits different
by far my favourite burger thumbnail
Im kinda tempted to eat rn
That smooth jazz "super mario maker two" really hit different
_teu_
everyday simple gets more followers who see his new content without music. This means there are more and more simpleflips fans who aren't listening to or even don't know oatmeal and I can't handle that.
Stop I'm gonna cry
Look. Oatmeal ain't goin nowhere. But if ya feel that way; you gotta take dem feelings, and fix the problem! Or ya can just sulk. Personally, my favorite. But recently...I've started doin it different.
@@davysmith1934 Oatmeal won't go anywhere, thats true. I was just thinking about how Simple mentioned Oatmeal in the video and I realized that I probably hadn't heard it in about a year
Yeah I miss it too. There were occasionally some bangers and simple's personal funk playlist is 100% killers.
Tis a sad day
19:20 The wonders of spectating.
Dude ragequit all because he couldn't fit into the gap.
HALF A CAR ALERT: There is in fact one half a car at 40:07 (Amazing fan art!)
Also where was that goomba going in that car
e.e you made a channel just to comment and time stamp when he says half a car
It's now been revealed what Three sounds like. THIS IS HUGE. Updating the wiki rn
28:26 btw
That THREE was everything i hoped it would be
Bless up! :D
*t h r ë*
It's a real testament to your concentrated power of will that you resisted the urge to eat during this. I could never.
MOST TEMPTED I'VE EVER BEEN TO EAT IN WALKIES!!!!!
Yeah its always been like that.
And?
nice idea Vic
17:06 was one of the most painful things I've seen in walkies, to get so far only to be pushed into a hallway that hates those who can't run.
Truly painful.
18:40 And then at the *start* of this level they had the gull to put a high speed conveyor so he couldn't even compete! It's like there some anti-walkies propaganda going on in Mario Maker and I will *not* tolerate it!
3:28 Damn, sounds like all of the countless losses and heartbreak in Walkies is finally starting to affect Simple
how are you so fast holy shit
I swear you watch the exact same content I do.
Are you the new Justin Y
After watching this video, I almost reached for my burger, but I was able to resist.
You can't forever.
7:07
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR MORE THAN A YEAR
EVER SINCE WALKIES STARTED
Finally
The funny negative number
19:20 I don't know why, but that was so funny. The fact that he couldn't fit into that small gap had me laughing. Literally would've made it in had he spin jumped 🤣
"Most tempted I've ever been to
EAT A BURGER"
Walkies spoilers below:
Simple started at 3527 today and ended at 3529, giving him a net total of +2 ELO in this episode of Walkies
If this continues, it will only take 236 more episodes to reach S Rank
T W O
T W O
T W O
T W O
I hope everyone else came back to appreciate this thumbnail
I was going about my day without a single trace of the walkies burgergate conspiracy in my mind just to have this thumbnail randomly pop up out of nowhere and have me wheezing.
That gap is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen lmao
The frickin' space where the "CH" was
33:32 I'm dying. Holy shit. That scream of pure agony.
i love that when simple makes a joke saying merry christmas the whole team just agrees to make it christmas themed at the end
These twoooo really hit different today, thank you for experimenting
Edit: MERRY CHRISTMAS DUUUDE????????
omg mokey watches simpleflips??? :0
@@DefinitelyMisery
You don’t know Mokey the mouse?
nope
The reverb-less "TWO"s really show how much effort Simple puts into them for our benefit.
“Pretty sure it’s a new joke bud” reminds me of “the arrows are broken” and “how are they broken”
It's obviously a subway sandwich idk what you guys are talking about.
The level at 18:40 has to be the funniest series of events. Simple getting cucked by the conveyor and watching everyone else run to Mario attempting to jump on a slot then proceed to forfeit
7:07 He waited awhile to say that
maybe the real walkies was the points we lost along the way
this might be the greatest thumbnail in youtube history
Hey simple, this might be a little late, but I feel like you should know. At 38:16, you said you’ll play out the win streak, and I think maybe it’s cause you’re expecting another win. I checked ahead, turns out you lose, kinda invalidating that win streak. It’s like having two moves in one turn, but one move is half a move. Anyway, just wanted to let you know, hope this reaches you in time.
This one has a special place in my heart for how much it made me laugh
TWO ALERT:
there are 2 TWOs in this video
TWOs: 0:16 ; 3:28
Current streak: 7
Total BONUS twos: 5
Total TWOs since streak start: 12
Perfect timing. Just finished a test and now have to sit in a room for another hour
STARR exam?
@@liamconroy1656 yup. Why tf do we still have to take this in highschool?
Oof exams for me are next month and I can’t wait to sit in a cold room and watch more simple
I thought that you had just finished a burger????
thank god for a new walkies, rewatching the old ones over and over just isnt the same
And you even made a cameo in this video
39:40 "that's a metaphor"
Love the content.
28:25 for the elusive 3
Me: "I don't recognize this thumbnail."
*8 minutes ago*
Me: "Oh that's why."
The alternate dimension of numbers is how you count to oatmeal
Omg, I'm so dumb lol. I accidentally had this video open in 2 tabs like 1ms apart, and I thought Simple left another voice effect going on accident. I paused the video to do something and was so confused when it kept playing, but normal.
Dude he do be eating
Tho
This is all a tease for Simple's next series: Burgies
3:00 I try this all the time, and it's only ever worked for me once, but you better believe that I popped off big time when it actually worked.
I can't believe he'd eat in a game of Walkies. Is this really the greatest entertainer there is?
the level you knew you'd already played was in this video:
ruclips.net/video/5sPcTSXsd1g/видео.html
you got to the second checkpoint, but kept dying to the jump you mentioned was hard in this video, and lost before making it to the vine/seesaw/firebar thing
You win viewer of the day
sorry but the thumbnail of this one is the highlight i can’t fucking stop laughing at most tempted I’ve ever been to eat in walkies
19:23 You should make a series called "Give Uppies" where you give up at the beginning of the match and spectate people struggle with basic game mechanics
I think you should host like, a Walkies level-making competition, where people make short, Walkies-friendly levels with the goal of having more of them in circulation. Because at this point progress in Walkies is basically totally dependent on RNG so i think meta-level strats are needed to progress.
The real heroes are the ones that have been secretly making walkies friendly levels since the start
i get so happy whenever simpleflips wins in walkies. It's a hard series to watch simple get cucked by anti-walkies levels, but the satisfaction of simple getting a W against all odds is an awesome feeling. Good Luck SimpleFlips!
36:46 no way dude it's *me*
congrats
22:12 The cut to where he's at the death zone had me weak bruh
25:48 is making me laugh way harder than it should
Fun Fact: "Martillo de popo" is poop hammer in spanish.
I fucking hate how its 11pm, I finish watching a long ass video thats really good, THEN I open up my reccomendations, and get hit in the face with this man wanting to eat in walkies
the clickbait on this video is insanely effective i've watched it 3 times knowing you're never going to eat in walkies
8:03
DS1 Pain Sound
26:19 killed toadette D:
Seeing a 40 minute Simpleflips video instantly improves my mood.
please tell me i'm not the only one who also says "two" at the beginning
you’re not the only one
Nope. Your not the only one.
this one's probably the best burger edit
I thought it was the burger editing video then remembered all the thumbnails was changed and this wasn't that video
The only thing I can say is: Every unfair loss just makes it that much more insanely impressive when you do make S rank. Hell it's already impressive you're at where you're at.
17:21 is the moment where he admits and overcomes his temptation to runnie within the walkies.... He's a strong man... Oh Titular Timestamp Guy here btw
7:06 he knew what he was saying
That was one of the most painful conveyor-induced losses in all of Walkies history. Finally looking like there's a decent chance of winning a horizontal race level because it wants clean movement over fast movement, right up until it hits you with the conveyor chain.
Just _ouch._
Mario maker 2 is a mixed bag of nuts. Sometimes theyre all balls, and you just have to eat em
I can’t believe he ate the burger
17:00 that was definitely a run jump lol
28:35 I laughed way harder than I should have at this
36:01 boo laugh unlocked
I've never been this tempted to eat in walkies
Imagine eating while walking...
Listen. I don't know if Simple has an FBI camera set up in my house or something, but I was filling out my Walkies Bingo card with Santa hats because I didn't have any more unique PNGs, and Simple says "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" right at the end and hits me with the Christmas outro.
we jumped to an alternate burger timeline
That fan art at the end was dope
Man I gotta say, I really love Simple's Wheel of Maker and Mario Fortune series.
Watching 'Censor Mii' give up at 19:18 made me laugh harder than it should have ngl
Walkies, more like Munchies
The community would've been in remiss if you ate. Glad you tampered your desires
26:35 I actually screamed out loud at 1am over this
still the best thumbnail in youtube
I’m watching this video while I’m eating.
35:59 I feel like these walkies videos are progressively making Simple more and more insane. That is not the laugh of a sane person
10:42 respect to the level creator "cheekclapr"