Ah come on, trust us! We’d never gather by the millions in a coordinated effort to take you all down for catching, killing and eating us for centuries! Nah we just wanna let you know how to do it for effectively! You can trust us 🐟🐠🐡
i love how he dehumanizes women by comparing them to fish, and calling them "it" and still expects to find someone that isn't shallow, that likes him for his godawful personality and not his body/money... good stuff lol
Don’t think that part is that bad, but then thinking women can’t say anything valuable. They basically want to manipulate women and all this „women say no but mean yes“…mindset, it’s repulsive.
the statue is actually holding a shoe. the guy is the founder of Adidas. it would have been 100 times better if he was holding a fish tho lol (thank you art history class 👊🏽)
how i interpreted him blocking a fictional girl for asking about his car is like...idk about yall but when i go on a date and im getting in their car i take note of the make and model and send it to a friend in case i get kidnapped and or murdered 💀 so uhh blocking someone for asking that has a darker tone to me personally
@@Soulraven2735 yeah dude i know but im just saying that personally if this happened to be id be freaked the fuck out about what could have happened if i had gotten in that car
actually the fish and fisherman metaphor is pretty accurate because if I see an alpha male im not gonna see them as equals but rather as a fucking menace and a danger to my health and the fact that alpha males see women as pray rather than just human beings is so fucking accurate it hurts
@@A-RedHerring To get something from women, because all men are predatory, selfish liars incapable of love and fostering genuine relationships and only use women (and people in general) to get what they want?
@@A-RedHerring so you men are admitting that men talk to women to prey on them😮😮... Gosh, next time my coworker comes to ask me for help, I am calling the cops on him 😭😭
I love it when misogynist guys like this demand so much from women in a relationship, all while objectifying them, insulting them, and giving them a rating, meanwhile they're a maximum 2/10 and the human embodiment of a pre-owned Honda Civic
What confuses me is that guys like this are never bringing anything to the relationship? Looks-issues aside (and yeah I'm also not into copycat Ken dolls lol) they seem to think that _they themselves_ are the reward. The woman has to fulfill all these impossible standards while allowing herself to be subjegated and treated like dirt, but all he has to do is apparently exist? It's so bizarre! A guy identifying as an alpha male replied to a comment I made yesterday and he was saying "hypocrite - I bet you friendzone all the nice guys" .. um, yes, if I have male friends I obviously want them to be nice? Or do you think that because they're nice I'm obligated to bang them all? I'm so confused!!!
These types of JoJo fans (usually dudes) tend to hate Jolyne or think she’s the worst JoJo cuz god forbid a woman is a strong protagonist lol (also love your pfp 💕)
As early as JJBA part 1, women have been portrayed as capable people (Erina standing up against Dio, Lisa Lisa being a badass fighter, Mariah's creative use of her stand, etc.). Not to mention that the series is against toxic masculinity. It literally has buff men openly showing feminine traits like sharing emotions and stuff. Yes, even Jotaro. People who use JoJo for "alpha purposes" have not seen the series at all.
What gets me about the fish thing is that a fish (if it could talk) wouldn’t tell you how to catch it because it doesn’t want to die. A woman, on the other hand, would give you sound advice because she wouldn’t have that problem.
You know how women do their makeup for themselves and sometimes other women? I’m starting to think men make these videos for other men to think they’re cool. The difference is women don’t film themselves getting ready while dumping on men. They just talk about their lives while putting the dang lipstick on
@@boredagain1 ur so confident when all she said is men make these video's to look cool. Which is obviously true since his target audience is hopelessly single men, and women hate him 😂 keep defending ur man tho b ♥️
@@madirebekah3660 Generalizing groups as diverse as the sexes almost always comes off as ignorant, but supposedly it's completely ok for women to do it to men; actually it's even encouraged by mainstream media and big tech/social media platforms. Women are not a monolith, correct? Well not all men behave like this jackass either.
The fisherman one is so weird because fisherman DO ask the fish it’s just because they don’t talk that comes in the form of watching and learning FROM THE FISH what the fish want
The fact he’s at like… a rail yard for the approaching women tik tok is so bizarre. If someone is in a space like that they are doing a job, not looking for a hookup.
Basically he really said, "Don't ask women about how to attract women, ask men how to attract women."💀. Bro I'm a Guy and the second hand embarrassment I died of is crazy.
It is kinda ironic that hes a jojo fan because araki : 1. Made part 6 protag female, who is surrounded by side characters who are also female 2. Originally wanted to make GIORNO a woman. He is supposed to be the series' first fem protag but the editors told him to make it a guy If he chose ANY other shounen where the fem characters are written stupidly then sure it makes sense, but its just funny that he's a fan of a series where the author is known to take the female characters he write seriously
The thing with the fish metaphor not only it is bonkers to yet again compare women to animals (because ofc they dont view women as people) but what strikes me the most is that ofc a fish does not want to be caught if that make sense so in their logic we have to assume the women they're trying to get does not want it which is very, very, very concerning to me.
At this point I fully believe there are men out there especially in the alpha sigma sphere who need to be told that these obvious clues mean stop but why would you cater to them as your audience?
The fish metaphor is stupid but also kind of a call out. 1. Women aren’t fish obviously, we have consciousness and are not un-self-aware creatures who lack the capability for thought and empathy. 2. We can all agree that fish probably don’t want to be caught and eaten right? So is this metaphor just implying that women don’t want to date you? Like I bet they don’t but advertising it to the whole world is stupid (though the entire channel is advertising that he has no bitches)
you know, if i was a fish, and a random guy asks me how to catch (which for me probably means kidnap and kill) my kind, i would obvoiusly swim away. If the guy asks how to romance my kind though.... I'd still swim away because I'm a fish and he's a human man.
Guys who have rules like "my gf can't have instagram" and think that makes them look like an in control badass or whatever have no clue how insecure and easily threatened it makes them look. It's so completely transparent and they have no clue. In lots of cases it probably also reveals that they probably engage in the exact behaviour they're threatened by. Like for the Instagram one, I guarantee that dude mainly uses instagram to troll for girls and that's why he's scared of having a partner who uses it. Kinda like how someone who's paranoid of their partner cheating has probably either cheated or considered it themselves.
Oh no… when I saw the statue of the Adidas founder I realized that this guy lives in the town right next to mine. Look guys I am speaking for the whole state of Bavaria we don’t claim him…
why is he mad the girl asked what car he's driving? she's just not trying to get into a stranger's vehicle just tell her the color of your toyota corolla 😭😭
Second tiktok: maybe he edited it that way so you have to rewatch it once or twice to put the pieces together. Maybe he did that because the tiktok creator find factors views? I don’t know, I’m not on tiktok, but that was my initial thought upon seeing it
I think I already commented this, but as a native Spanish speaker the sound in the background at the intro just made me sing Rubius’ video endings “su su subscríbete, y dale like si quieres, su su subscríbete, y dale like si quieres. No ne no ne, no ne no ne”
Well, I don't have a boyfriend but it's mainly because I don't give my number out to strangers and I am more focused on myself because me as a person has other things I need to worry about and me as a person needs to grow a little before I can drag a person into a relationship. So...I dunno. Do with that, what you will.
What kind of car do you drive, so I don't hop in some random stranger's car? *BLOCKED* This poor man has never been on a date because they keep on going out with random people with vehicles....
The car one it looks like a trick for you to watch the TikTok/Reel at least twice. The first few seconds you don't really understand and if the transition it's smooth the interaction finishes on the second time you watch the video. I hate this kind of tricks but they actually work with the loop 🤦🏻♀️
It says a lot about this guy that he interacts with statues and seemingly no actual living people. This also might explain why him walking down the stairs could be considered dangerous: "Know that quiet guy who only talks to statues? He has some kind of neurological issue which can make walking down stairs quite dangerous. He can't operate a car either so definitely don't bring that up as it can be upsetting for him. Try not to be too hard on him - much of the time he doesn't even know what he's saying. Last time I saw him he was ranting about fish whilst looking out into the water. Poor guy."
My friend, if a fish came up to me, started talking, and gave me fishing advice I would sure as hell listen to the fish
Ah come on, trust us! We’d never gather by the millions in a coordinated effort to take you all down for catching, killing and eating us for centuries! Nah we just wanna let you know how to do it for effectively! You can trust us 🐟🐠🐡
Yeah, trust us 😃
Trust us
I think you might be aquaman
My brother in christ
i love how he dehumanizes women by comparing them to fish, and calling them "it" and still expects to find someone that isn't shallow, that likes him for his godawful personality and not his body/money... good stuff lol
Don’t think that part is that bad, but then thinking women can’t say anything valuable. They basically want to manipulate women and all this „women say no but mean yes“…mindset, it’s repulsive.
And what about lesbians lmao they "catch" women too 🤡
Fr💀
him: having muscles is a personality trait
also him: i want you to like me for my personality, not my body!!!
men moment
the statue is actually holding a shoe. the guy is the founder of Adidas. it would have been 100 times better if he was holding a fish tho lol (thank you art history class 👊🏽)
oh cool! Good to know.
youtube just asked me how satisfied i was with your comment
@@capisceeshorigami3702 well, i hope you were satisfied lol
Lol i thought he was some baseball player from ages ago holding a mitt.
i thought it was a hot dog lol
how i interpreted him blocking a fictional girl for asking about his car is like...idk about yall but when i go on a date and im getting in their car i take note of the make and model and send it to a friend in case i get kidnapped and or murdered 💀 so uhh blocking someone for asking that has a darker tone to me personally
Ooo, good point!
Why don’t you just take your own car, you coward?
FR THO
I believe that he views that question as the woman judging how much he makes based on his car, aka her being a gold digger. He of course is wrong.
@@Soulraven2735 yeah dude i know but im just saying that personally if this happened to be id be freaked the fuck out about what could have happened if i had gotten in that car
Heaven forbid I ask the guy who’s supposed to be picking me up what car he has??? Like even Lyft just gives me that info with no hesitation
This is the type of guy that puts these TikToks on his resume and then is confused why he can’t get a job in beta testing.
can he get a job in sigma testing?
cause he’s not a beta obvi 🙄
such an underrated comment bahahaha
he's doing WHAT to the betas???!!?
actually the fish and fisherman metaphor is pretty accurate because if I see an alpha male im not gonna see them as equals but rather as a fucking menace and a danger to my health and the fact that alpha males see women as pray rather than just human beings is so fucking accurate it hurts
Why do you think most men ever talk to most women?
@@A-RedHerringto engage in social interaction with other people??
@@antisocialbred For possible sex.
Sorry, but that's the truth.
@@A-RedHerring To get something from women, because all men are predatory, selfish liars incapable of love and fostering genuine relationships and only use women (and people in general) to get what they want?
@@A-RedHerring so you men are admitting that men talk to women to prey on them😮😮... Gosh, next time my coworker comes to ask me for help, I am calling the cops on him 😭😭
I love it when misogynist guys like this demand so much from women in a relationship, all while objectifying them, insulting them, and giving them a rating, meanwhile they're a maximum 2/10 and the human embodiment of a pre-owned Honda Civic
men moment
dont knock the civic like this i would take a 97 used civic before any of those dudes
What confuses me is that guys like this are never bringing anything to the relationship? Looks-issues aside (and yeah I'm also not into copycat Ken dolls lol) they seem to think that _they themselves_ are the reward. The woman has to fulfill all these impossible standards while allowing herself to be subjegated and treated like dirt, but all he has to do is apparently exist? It's so bizarre!
A guy identifying as an alpha male replied to a comment I made yesterday and he was saying "hypocrite - I bet you friendzone all the nice guys" .. um, yes, if I have male friends I obviously want them to be nice? Or do you think that because they're nice I'm obligated to bang them all? I'm so confused!!!
why do people hate on civics. 😂 i love them. more like a pre-owned chevy lmaooo. (my chevy sucks)
Used civics are known for being really good, that's why they retain their value better than other cars.
1:52 fish want him, women fear him, fishermen hate him :/ find out his secret!
How can a misogynist be a fan of a series with Jolyne as the protagonist at one point? I think he watched JoJo's with his eyes closed.
These types of JoJo fans (usually dudes) tend to hate Jolyne or think she’s the worst JoJo cuz god forbid a woman is a strong protagonist lol (also love your pfp 💕)
Dude saw Jotaro call his mother a bitch and was like "he is literally me"
@@Alisa-uy6mz true that (btw love ur pfp of Jolyne❤️)
or he just hasn't seen part 6 yet lol
As early as JJBA part 1, women have been portrayed as capable people (Erina standing up against Dio, Lisa Lisa being a badass fighter, Mariah's creative use of her stand, etc.). Not to mention that the series is against toxic masculinity. It literally has buff men openly showing feminine traits like sharing emotions and stuff. Yes, even Jotaro.
People who use JoJo for "alpha purposes" have not seen the series at all.
Not only is the fisherman analogy dehumanizing, but it implies that women never pursue other women, guess I as a wlw don’t exist lol
We r sharks 🦈
*turns into dust and flies away*
Also implies that you're pursuing women who don't want it, as far as I know, fish don't want to be caught.
Angler fish!!!!
"There's always a bigger fish" 😏
What gets me about the fish thing is that a fish (if it could talk) wouldn’t tell you how to catch it because it doesn’t want to die. A woman, on the other hand, would give you sound advice because she wouldn’t have that problem.
Well, depending on the man, a woman might also have that problem.
@@cynister7384 yeah that’s fair, but if that’s what the guy meant then he’s recognizing that he’s not desirable so… big L
@Tubbo Lard That's not what I meant, but yeah you're right.
women also often say they have a boyfriend cause the approching man respects the boyfriend more than us saying we're not interested
You know how women do their makeup for themselves and sometimes other women? I’m starting to think men make these videos for other men to think they’re cool. The difference is women don’t film themselves getting ready while dumping on men. They just talk about their lives while putting the dang lipstick on
False on all accounts, but if it makes you feel better to be completely delusional...
@@boredagain1 The alpha male community is a bunch of men trying to look cool for each other
@@boredagain1 touch grass
@@boredagain1 ur so confident when all she said is men make these video's to look cool. Which is obviously true since his target audience is hopelessly single men, and women hate him 😂 keep defending ur man tho b ♥️
@@madirebekah3660 Generalizing groups as diverse as the sexes almost always comes off as ignorant, but supposedly it's completely ok for women to do it to men; actually it's even encouraged by mainstream media and big tech/social media platforms. Women are not a monolith, correct? Well not all men behave like this jackass either.
The fisherman one is so weird because fisherman DO ask the fish it’s just because they don’t talk that comes in the form of watching and learning FROM THE FISH what the fish want
The fact he’s at like… a rail yard for the approaching women tik tok is so bizarre. If someone is in a space like that they are doing a job, not looking for a hookup.
Alternatively, if a man is in that space trying to pick up women, that seems kinda.. run?
@@Jane-oz7pp what?
I’ve tried to quit simping like ten times. It’s destroying my lungs.
Cold turkey never works. Try simping a little less every day until the cravings stop.
Basically he really said, "Don't ask women about how to attract women, ask men how to attract women."💀. Bro I'm a Guy and the second hand embarrassment I died of is crazy.
It is kinda ironic that hes a jojo fan because araki :
1. Made part 6 protag female, who is surrounded by side characters who are also female
2. Originally wanted to make GIORNO a woman. He is supposed to be the series' first fem protag but the editors told him to make it a guy
If he chose ANY other shounen where the fem characters are written stupidly then sure it makes sense, but its just funny that he's a fan of a series where the author is known to take the female characters he write seriously
The thing with the fish metaphor not only it is bonkers to yet again compare women to animals (because ofc they dont view women as people) but what strikes me the most is that ofc a fish does not want to be caught if that make sense so in their logic we have to assume the women they're trying to get does not want it which is very, very, very concerning to me.
At this point I fully believe there are men out there especially in the alpha sigma sphere who need to be told that these obvious clues mean stop but why would you cater to them as your audience?
With the fish one, my takeaway was that he wants to kill and fry a woman, because it makes no sense otherwise.
Not the Jotaro Kujo picture! That’s hella ironic considering how badass all the women in JJBA are
The fish metaphor is stupid but also kind of a call out.
1. Women aren’t fish obviously, we have consciousness and are not un-self-aware creatures who lack the capability for thought and empathy.
2. We can all agree that fish probably don’t want to be caught and eaten right? So is this metaphor just implying that women don’t want to date you? Like I bet they don’t but advertising it to the whole world is stupid (though the entire channel is advertising that he has no bitches)
"Gym | Grindset | Motivation"
*has Jotaro pfp*
Im hoping some day these type of guys that call women shallow because they cant date anyone realize their personality IS the problem
The second guy: I’m going on holiday, you wanna come
Her: sure, which airport are we leaving from
Him: BLOCK
Also, to a fish the fisherman is a predator. It makes a lot of sense that he identifies with that.
He really told us to stop using the word 'cringe' while also using it 3 times in the process.
This is one of my first Gabi Belle videos and omfg the patron song outro was TOO ADORABLE 😍
wow no spoiler alert for finding nemo wtf gabi, unsub
This was defiantly not long enough lol you need to do more collabs with Jarvis 😌
Imagine needing a statue for a TikTok bit because you are so sigma you don’t have friends, hot damn.
you know, if i was a fish, and a random guy asks me how to catch (which for me probably means kidnap and kill) my kind, i would obvoiusly swim away.
If the guy asks how to romance my kind though....
I'd still swim away because I'm a fish and he's a human man.
Guys who have rules like "my gf can't have instagram" and think that makes them look like an in control badass or whatever have no clue how insecure and easily threatened it makes them look. It's so completely transparent and they have no clue.
In lots of cases it probably also reveals that they probably engage in the exact behaviour they're threatened by. Like for the Instagram one, I guarantee that dude mainly uses instagram to troll for girls and that's why he's scared of having a partner who uses it. Kinda like how someone who's paranoid of their partner cheating has probably either cheated or considered it themselves.
Nah bro was driving a minecraft car and BLOCK is a legitimate answer to her question of what kind of car he drives
since no one else said it, the man is holding a cleat. it's a statue outside of a stadium so it's probably an athletic star.
Actually, being a male anime fan and hating women go hand in hand. I'm glad I didn't go whatever rabbit hole that is.
How dare he use Jotaros face 😡
Watching a man workout is actually the best way to get a date with a woman
Is the fish guy going to eat the woman in this example? Because the fisherman is going to eat the fish, not date it
Also fish don’t WANT to be caught like, they are being kidnapped basically lmao. How on earth is fishing like getting a date
Handsome squidward got a bbl? Where? His chin?
Oh no… when I saw the statue of the Adidas founder I realized that this guy lives in the town right next to mine. Look guys I am speaking for the whole state of Bavaria we don’t claim him…
why is he mad the girl asked what car he's driving? she's just not trying to get into a stranger's vehicle just tell her the color of your toyota corolla 😭😭
Two of my favorite RUclipsrs collabing this better not be an April fool cuz this seems to good to be true
1:53 terrifying start.
“Don’t ask the thing you’re preying on to capture them.”
I swear if someone gave these guys a map they’d still get turned around somehow.
Fantastic video!! You two work great together in these!!
Love this collab. And no I will never stop simpingfor handsome squidward
Fish don’t wanna be caught by fisherman but (some) women want to be picked up/enticed by men smh lmao such a stupid comparison!
That song at the the end was really beautiful, love to hear more!
You know it’s an effective TikTok when you have to watch it seven times to figure out what it’s trying to say. /j
Second tiktok: maybe he edited it that way so you have to rewatch it once or twice to put the pieces together. Maybe he did that because the tiktok creator find factors views? I don’t know, I’m not on tiktok, but that was my initial thought upon seeing it
The statue is holding a shoe with football cleats with the sole facing up.
sigma jotaro fan 😭😭
i think he's holding a radio
The Improper loop in RUclips shorts is done on purpose so that it takes more than one watch to understand it
Alright, I’ve been had. “That’s Medusa’s ass” is one of the best comments I’ve heard. I’m stealing it, lol
getting jump scared by bokuto flying across the screen at the end. anyway, fantastic video as always!!!!!!!
This is one of my favorite videos. You two are so funny together
the first one is just a tutorial of how "not to fish" lol
I’ve been taking in too much omegaverse content and def thought this was going a different direction…
Weeb Here: Love the Yu Yu Hakusho name drop in the corner at the start of the video, Quality taste in 90s animes
That patron song at the end slappd!
I think I already commented this, but as a native Spanish speaker the sound in the background at the intro just made me sing Rubius’ video endings “su su subscríbete, y dale like si quieres, su su subscríbete, y dale like si quieres. No ne no ne, no ne no ne”
Eeekkkk! Two of my favorite creators!!! ❤️🥰🐀
this is my first time watching a video of yours and you're so funny!!
Oh come on guys, that statue is clearly holding a bicycle seat
If you’re in the position to talk to the fish, why do you need the advice?
You sing too omg talented
this gotta be one of the best episodes of yyh on crip
I call em Scurvy and Curvy.
damn that outro song was really good!
You laugh but some pick up artists believe a woman saying “no thanks, I have a boyfriend” should not be taken as a sign of disinterest.
The description is so funny 😂
Im loving these collabs with you two
I think we can all agree that the guy running the account just has some form of psychosis, if he’s talking to statues and fish
9:25 i thought this was the eye witness theme for a moment and it took me tf out ToT
Well, I don't have a boyfriend but it's mainly because I don't give my number out to strangers and I am more focused on myself because me as a person has other things I need to worry about and me as a person needs to grow a little before I can drag a person into a relationship. So...I dunno. Do with that, what you will.
Some people feel entitled to your time and you. Don't bother with them, they don't respect you now, they won't respect you in the future
Can we take a second to appreciate her awesome ending song?
this guy: is trying to make viral content
the audience: wow this literal statue is so much more interesting
the statue: why does this creep keep showing up here, am I his only friend?!
4:57 the statues shirt looks like a baseball shirt, perhaps he is holding a glove.. Idk..
That's what i thought. But i said mitt.
Just saying fishermen learn how to catch fish by studying the fish, so...
Lmaooooo! He used the Mario music for the last one? 😂😂😂
I loved the outro!!
In all fairness, he’s keeping in character with Jotaro. My guy isn’t exactly the biggest fan of women.
Jotaro would never say don't talk to fish
It looks like a Molotov cocktail
The algorithm suggested your vid and just bless your heart (((':
What kind of car do you drive, so I don't hop in some random stranger's car? *BLOCKED* This poor man has never been on a date because they keep on going out with random people with vehicles....
I like simping, why would I want to stop
1:52 since when were we hunting women???
...are they aware they are a joke to the rest of the internet?
0:55 gabi, a real fucking woman of culture 😎
The car one it looks like a trick for you to watch the TikTok/Reel at least twice. The first few seconds you don't really understand and if the transition it's smooth the interaction finishes on the second time you watch the video. I hate this kind of tricks but they actually work with the loop 🤦🏻♀️
It says a lot about this guy that he interacts with statues and seemingly no actual living people. This also might explain why him walking down the stairs could be considered dangerous:
"Know that quiet guy who only talks to statues? He has some kind of neurological issue which can make walking down stairs quite dangerous. He can't operate a car either so definitely don't bring that up as it can be upsetting for him. Try not to be too hard on him - much of the time he doesn't even know what he's saying. Last time I saw him he was ranting about fish whilst looking out into the water. Poor guy."
Looks like the statue is holding an upside-down soccer cleat (?)
Its a shoe, more specifically a cleat.
Also, is the statue holding a dachshund?
I think the dangerous part was doing pullups on the ledge over the stairs...
im new here, BUT OMG THEYRE VOICE!!