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  • @WiccanRai
    @WiccanRai 2 месяца назад +904

    Some people have spiders as pets. For the rest of us, they move in unannounced, leave their crap everywhere, play hide and seek at inconvenient times, creeping us out and refuse to leave.

    • @penitentestudios1492
      @penitentestudios1492 2 месяца назад +7

      Spiders poop?

    • @thenovicenovelist
      @thenovicenovelist 2 месяца назад +38

      Land on your arm in the middle of the night, run around like they're the spider version of NASCAR (wolf spiders), hover right in front of your microphone on multiple occasions while you do a live show you can't stop, etc.
      I also live in a region with two dangerous spiders (black widow and brown recluse). We also have wolf spiders which are supposedly non-venomous but still aggressive.

    • @bluesapphire170
      @bluesapphire170 2 месяца назад +24

      @@penitentestudios1492I think they mean the webs and the food they capture.

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 2 месяца назад +33

      @@thenovicenovelist Wolf spiders will now forever be "spider NASCAR" to me. I thank you for this gift.

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +6

      Good point. I have both. Lol. Pets and ones that sneak in. However my cat usually takes care of the wolf spiders that come it. The rest I put outside or near my house plants 🤷‍♀️😆

  • @kosmic_sharky4061
    @kosmic_sharky4061 2 месяца назад +1844

    "They're not poisonous are they?"
    "Oh, no no no no no,"
    "Okay good."
    "They're venomous." 😂🤣😂

    • @VoidedTree
      @VoidedTree 2 месяца назад

      As a biologist, it kills me every time someone ask if something is poisonous (e.g) Cobra, tarantula, LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT IS VENOMOUS LIKE JESUS CHRIST MAN IF A RATTLESNAKE BITES YOU YOU DEAD IF YOU TOUCH A *POISON* DART FROG YOUR DEAD HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT.
      Y’know, my brain said “lol” when typing this comment. My Ulna said otherwise.

    • @pompe221
      @pompe221 2 месяца назад +41

      Love me some comic pedantry.

    • @smiling_chaos
      @smiling_chaos 2 месяца назад +12

      My favorite part! 😁

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 2 месяца назад +5

      best joke lol

    • @smiling_chaos
      @smiling_chaos 2 месяца назад +22

      @@pompe221except there’s a fairly significant difference between poisonous and venomous. Just saying.😉

  • @lady_bexy
    @lady_bexy 2 месяца назад +1301

    😂😂😂 As an Aussie, thank you for giving us the ok to swear and curse!

    • @nancylindsay4255
      @nancylindsay4255 2 месяца назад +49

      You and the Scots, I think.

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 месяца назад +43

      Definitely we Scots.
      And sarcasm. Sarcasm gets a pass. 😂😂😂

    • @Belialsusi
      @Belialsusi 2 месяца назад +58

      I'm just surprised he gave the ok to swear and curse before knowing what kind of spiders you have in Australia.

    • @lady_bexy
      @lady_bexy 2 месяца назад +33

      @@Belialsusi I think it's because he knows what spiders and the varieties we have, that we were!🤣🤣

    • @stella.r2708
      @stella.r2708 2 месяца назад +24

      ​@Belialsusi that's because we got lumbered with the Platypus and lost a war with Emus

  • @butters4596
    @butters4596 2 месяца назад +632

    "I've got to go wash my hands."
    God gets to sink, sees a spider, screams so high pitched all the dogs on Earth howl.

  • @woolfmcwolf
    @woolfmcwolf 2 месяца назад +1054

    * Dry heaves biblically *

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx 2 месяца назад +499

    My now husband says he had 2nd thoughts about dating me when we first met once he found out I had a pet tarantula. 5 years later and he's still not crazy about her, but he and Minerva have come to an understanding - a cautious alliance. Hey, progress is progress!

    • @Shozb0t
      @Shozb0t 2 месяца назад +24

      Named after the Transmutation Professor?

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 2 месяца назад +101

      Damn. You named one of Arachne’s descendants after the Roman version of the goddess who cursed her?

    • @asassyghostnamedcassie
      @asassyghostnamedcassie 2 месяца назад +13

      My 'now' husband😂😂😆

    • @asassyghostnamedcassie
      @asassyghostnamedcassie 2 месяца назад +8

      Aight I had to come back when I suddenly realised how the sentence was meant lololol, my baadd😅😂😂

    • @thenovicenovelist
      @thenovicenovelist 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kziila0244I'm glad someone else caught that.

  • @KikuAkachan92
    @KikuAkachan92 2 месяца назад +126

    As Australians we needed the permission to swear to be able to deal with all the spiders we get here. They're nearly all venomous. 😂😭😭

    • @tinawedlakejohnnysangel
      @tinawedlakejohnnysangel 2 месяца назад +3

      And that is only the 8 legged. ;)

    • @Ryan-ff2db
      @Ryan-ff2db Месяц назад +2

      Not to mention snakes, deadly jelly fish, crocodiles, ninja kangaroo's, vegemite and so on. Swear all you want.

    • @cozmahnut
      @cozmahnut Месяц назад

      All spiders have venom, they need it to hunt and eat..just not all spiders have venom that can hurt humans.

    • @jamesboone8520
      @jamesboone8520 Месяц назад

      i dont link spiders but i link spider rain even less

    • @justynazujko7892
      @justynazujko7892 Месяц назад

      Most of them are venomous

  • @Crom_
    @Crom_ 2 месяца назад +63

    "If it bites you and you die, its venomous
    If you bite it and you die, its poisonous"

    • @SilverSkyCloud
      @SilverSkyCloud 2 месяца назад

      if it bites you and you like it, its kinky

    • @elesar18
      @elesar18 2 месяца назад +20

      What if it bites me and it dies?

    • @biblicallyaccuratecockroach
      @biblicallyaccuratecockroach 2 месяца назад

      ​@@elesar18Then YOU'RE poisonous, learn to read :V

    • @nielsjensen4185
      @nielsjensen4185 2 месяца назад

      @@elesar18 Then you're immune to its venom/has none and your blood has poison in it.

    • @seanheath4492
      @seanheath4492 2 месяца назад

      @@elesar18You're poisonous and/or vindictive.

  • @DwarfInBlues
    @DwarfInBlues 2 месяца назад +311

    Some spiders are like doggos. You can pet them. They don't play fetch, though.

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 2 месяца назад +25

      But they can wear hats, just like puppers!

    • @mr.textwall5327
      @mr.textwall5327 2 месяца назад +22

      You know these heartmeltingly cute photos of kittens and puppies? Sleeping together, playing around, eating from one bowl...
      Yes, I need a bunch of those but with spiders.

    • @susangarland6869
      @susangarland6869 2 месяца назад +8

      No

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 2 месяца назад +5

      I think it was the Arizona Blond that's the golden retriever of the tarantula world?

    • @decadeofmcfly
      @decadeofmcfly 2 месяца назад +5

      Even leggie can be considered a toe bean. Very cute photos of ones like tarantulas exist.

  • @Nikki0417
    @Nikki0417 2 месяца назад +18

    God also being freaked out by spiders is the most relatable thing.

  • @Pyropardus
    @Pyropardus 2 месяца назад +53

    That's a blatant god damned fucking stereotype about us aussies.

    • @mcacorn
      @mcacorn 2 месяца назад +1

      Ope.

    • @melli5138
      @melli5138 2 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @wenchielauren
      @wenchielauren 10 дней назад

      Highly disappointed that you didn't include the most notorious Aussie curse. But I guess y'all don't consider it a bad word 🤣

  • @susangarland6869
    @susangarland6869 2 месяца назад +71

    Please continue branching out to different animals. Your dog videos are epic, but you doing other creatures would be so cool.

    • @j.d.e.7416
      @j.d.e.7416 2 месяца назад +1

      I wanna see him do parrots (and other parrot-type birds). Lol.

    • @dovesrun
      @dovesrun 2 месяца назад +1

      Horses would be good. They have varied personalities just like dogs

    • @illuminat4838
      @illuminat4838 2 месяца назад +1

      Want to see him doing a cat video

  • @ruthlogie4938
    @ruthlogie4938 2 месяца назад +207

    Says incredulously, ‘They have tanks?’ 😂

    • @bloodbriar
      @bloodbriar 2 месяца назад +10

      Fire in the hole!!!

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 2 месяца назад +6

      It's more like horrified!

    • @bryanmiller8604
      @bryanmiller8604 2 месяца назад +3

      They ARE tanks!! Their spider species is referred to in Japan as, Tachikoma.

    • @user-et1vh7ge9f
      @user-et1vh7ge9f Месяц назад +2

      So that's why...?( Ghost in the shell info!) Thanks!

  • @badkitty4922
    @badkitty4922 2 месяца назад +236

    I'm not as arachniphobic as I used to be, but I'll still stay as far away as possible from spiders.
    Just stay out of my house, dudes.

    • @Beautifulclouds60
      @Beautifulclouds60 2 месяца назад +18

      Same here. Spiders and I have come to an ...... understanding. Stay out of my house and car and I wont spray you with Raid from 10 feet away.

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Beautifulclouds60 lol! I try to get my hubby to catch and release.
      Just DON'T TOUCH ME and you'll live. 🤣🤣🤣😉👍

    • @ktrain-hj6jm
      @ktrain-hj6jm 2 месяца назад +9

      Same! I keep a spider catcher (glass jar and piece of card stock) in an easy to access place in my house. They don’t terrify me like they used to. But Satan will freeze to death in hell before I have them as pets.

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 месяца назад +2

      @ktrain-hj6jm we use the same kind of spider catcher!😉👍👏👏👏

    • @HLBear
      @HLBear 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm not okay with insects in my house, so spiders are welcome to trap and eat them 😊❤

  • @menacingpyro2005
    @menacingpyro2005 2 месяца назад +89

    I keep spiders around so they can all the annoying bugs like mosquitoes and flies. Spiders are chill, idk why people hate them

    • @hellefur7861
      @hellefur7861 2 месяца назад +5

      Sadly, they don't live Long here, I have two cats that loves a spider snack.

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@hellefur7861same. My cats take care of the big spiders here....minus my pet T's of course. Lol

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 2 месяца назад +5

      Yeah whenever I find a spider I just ignore it. You usually only see them when they're relocating to a new hiding spot, so they'll disappear before too long.
      My apartment building has a super high ceiling above the front doorway, and a pholcidae spider made a web way up at the top. Somehow, all the residents (4 apartments) collectively decided, without speaking to each other, that she lived there and no one bothered her for almost 2 years. Sadly, someone moved out and there must have been a complaint from a prospective tenant because the spider disappeared one day 😢

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 2 месяца назад +5

      As someone with a very bad allergy to mosquito bites, I agree

    • @cindygauthier8567
      @cindygauthier8567 2 месяца назад +8

      Right? They’re just misunderstood, really. Even the dangerous ones don’t hate ya, they just defend themselves against the giant mountain of flesh that could easily smush them by accident. Can’t fault ‘em for that.

  • @Hannah-K-7-14
    @Hannah-K-7-14 2 месяца назад +127

    *Dry heaves biblically* I did not make that in my image. 😂😂😂

    • @anaderol5408
      @anaderol5408 2 месяца назад +1

      Well that’s that settled finally - we can eliminate spiders from the god image debate!!

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 2 месяца назад +2

      What exactly is "his image" because all those races of people... are kind of okay... but how does that match up to a hippo, polar fox or a tardigrade?

    • @tinawedlakejohnnysangel
      @tinawedlakejohnnysangel 2 месяца назад +1

      Lmao !

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 28 дней назад

      ​​@@anaderol5408That's a lie, God made everything. Spiders included. Don't blaspheme him.

    • @anaderol5408
      @anaderol5408 28 дней назад

      So how is it that I got the god believer accusing me of blasphemy and 'god", you and the other "commenters" got off scot free??? 😂😂😂

  • @catbuthuman
    @catbuthuman 2 месяца назад +260

    I think I’m with God on this one. Much prefer dogs

    • @ciarameehanbravo7690
      @ciarameehanbravo7690 2 месяца назад +4

      Dogs are absolutely sweethearts

    • @nitehaus5182
      @nitehaus5182 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah I was not tryna see this

    • @dovesrun
      @dovesrun 2 месяца назад +6

      Me too. Dogs = good, spiders = bad

    • @creeperbait_42
      @creeperbait_42 Месяц назад +2

      two words: jumping spiders
      have you seen images of one? they're SO CUTE and have massive puppy-eyes
      and they're also super friendly to humans, but are really skilled bug hunters
      unlike most spiders that use their web to make traps for their pray, jumping spiders leap at flies or other similarly sized bugs and attack them
      they can move even faster then flies (for a short distance)
      and the best part: *THEY DANCE!*

    • @ciarameehanbravo7690
      @ciarameehanbravo7690 Месяц назад +1

      @@creeperbait_42 i have no doubt that their are so cute and adorable! JUST PLEASE DONT JUMP ON ME 🩵🩵🩵

  • @IlovTrunks16
    @IlovTrunks16 2 месяца назад +144

    Okay but HEAR ME OUT ----
    Jumping spiders 🕷️

    • @adria89
      @adria89 2 месяца назад +22

      Be gone Satan!

    • @animalfriend6413
      @animalfriend6413 2 месяца назад +22

      Aw, most of them are so cute.

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 2 месяца назад +7

      It's right there in the name! Jumping! Oh hell no!

    • @ivechang6720
      @ivechang6720 2 месяца назад +8

      Aww I have those as roommates. They are cute and striped. I love how they help take care of my plants with me and go hoppy hoppy across the window sill when I water them. 🕷️.•°•.•°• . ❤️

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 2 месяца назад

      @@ivechang6720 😱😱😱

  • @Reberts
    @Reberts 2 месяца назад +6

    Thank god spiders don’t actually have tanks

    • @SantaBarry
      @SantaBarry 7 часов назад

      The mental image I got of spiders driving around in tanks truly made me laugh. 🤣

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 2 месяца назад +30

    G: So, they are only a few mm large, right?
    A: Sure, they can be.
    G: Wait, can be?
    A: Well... someone in Proofing typed 30 and used "cm" instead of "mm."

    • @Skog-Skatt
      @Skog-Skatt 2 месяца назад +5

      My respect to all Aussies for the Huntsman spider!

    • @LillieWilliam
      @LillieWilliam 24 дня назад +1

      So that’s why Goliath bird eaters are so huge 😂(their leg span is 28 cm)

  • @4.1132
    @4.1132 2 месяца назад +122

    Friend was into the creepy crawlies and while I never fully embraced the bugs, the tarantulas were okay after a while from a safe distance. His geckos were hella cute so that was a plus.
    Spiders outside of controlled enclosures still make me scream like a banshee in absolute terror though 😂😂

    • @PLuMUK54
      @PLuMUK54 2 месяца назад +10

      I once went to a party at a colleagues house. I had to visit the bathroom. I opened the door to the sound of rustling. When I switched on the light, I nearly didn't need the bathroom any more...the room was filled with cages and tanks. It was like a scene from a horror movie. It's difficult to do what normally comes naturally when seemingly hundreds of little eyes are watching!
      Back down at the party, I told my friends. There were a lot of crossed legs and worried expressions for the rest of the party.

  • @Silver_WolfShadow
    @Silver_WolfShadow 2 месяца назад +26

    “They have tanks?-“
    “Not the vehicle”
    I love this part 💀

  • @craneluff
    @craneluff 2 месяца назад +22

    In Australia we have to live with huge huntsman spiders in our homes, so yes, we can swear 😳

    • @justynazujko7892
      @justynazujko7892 29 дней назад

      But they're not dangerous to non allergic people and are useful, they catch insects

  • @tiffanydoug5250
    @tiffanydoug5250 2 месяца назад +34

    For once, we agree on something, God. 😂

  • @alexemery2993
    @alexemery2993 2 месяца назад +19

    My whole childhood, my dad had pet pink toed tarantula's and scorpions. They've never bugged me. I think the pink toed ones are actually cute, they look like they are wearing little pink shoes.

    • @rachelcolomb
      @rachelcolomb 2 месяца назад +1

      I looked them up and you are right, cute.

    • @monicapdx
      @monicapdx 2 месяца назад +2

      So, they're like, wearing ballet shoes?? 😵

    • @IllusionQueen4Eva
      @IllusionQueen4Eva 2 месяца назад

      If you grew up with certain animals, it would only make sense that you wouldn't fear them. Desensitized at a young age, after all.

  • @KY_CPA
    @KY_CPA 2 месяца назад +9

    THIS! I feel God's reaction on the one 💯

  • @Flameblight
    @Flameblight 2 месяца назад +19

    I'm a little disappointed that they never looked up to find the spider had just... disappeared somewhere while they weren't looking.

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 2 месяца назад

      I always look up!😮😮😮

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 месяца назад

      lol, I felt the same.

    • @tinawedlakejohnnysangel
      @tinawedlakejohnnysangel 2 месяца назад

      lmao !

    • @Shade01982
      @Shade01982 Месяц назад

      @@dianewilliams1125 I love spiders, but if I have to look up to find one, I'm out of there... Paratrooper spiders is where I draw the line...

  • @milo4604
    @milo4604 2 месяца назад +30

    As an Australian, I endorse this message 😆

  • @farshadmn4273
    @farshadmn4273 2 месяца назад +21

    I am gonna wash my hands! That was on point.🕷🕷

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism 2 месяца назад +34

    For those who are wondering:
    venomous means you get the poison / toxins injected

  • @naymeequillo
    @naymeequillo 2 месяца назад +14

    Urticating hairs for everyone! I have two. They are adorable. Shuddup.

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +1

      Lol. A couple of mine are serious hair kickers.

  • @fmblaster
    @fmblaster 2 месяца назад +2

    Dude the emotion in the "WHAT THE F***" is so real that I've rewatched it like 1,000 times lmfao

  • @galiaelazari4567
    @galiaelazari4567 2 месяца назад +9

    Love you, please keep making more videos about more animals ❤️ ♥️ 💗

  • @toxic_green1881
    @toxic_green1881 2 месяца назад +10

    I dont mind spiders but if i see a wasp i am running for my life

  • @sableempire9654
    @sableempire9654 2 месяца назад +60

    Lol. Australian here. Have had them as pets. Also had deadly wild funnel webs walk through the house..

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 месяца назад +7

      Deadly wild funnel WHATS??!!😮😮😨😨

    • @CatherineBriseboisCatWoods
      @CatherineBriseboisCatWoods 2 месяца назад +13

      With all the scary creatures in Australia, a pet tarantula doesn't sound that bad... We don't really have poisonous or venomous animals in Canada. There was a black bear in my neighbour's yard once... Almost hit a deer with my car 3 years ago... 🤷‍♀️

    • @GrandisSilva
      @GrandisSilva 2 месяца назад +13

      @@CatherineBriseboisCatWoodsbut you have moose!! Moose don't need to be venomous. They're moose.

    • @cathryncampbell8555
      @cathryncampbell8555 2 месяца назад

      @@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods We do have rattlesnakes in Ontario, Canada.

    • @CatherineBriseboisCatWoods
      @CatherineBriseboisCatWoods 2 месяца назад

      @@cathryncampbell8555 a small part of Suthern Ontario, yes.

  • @isosev
    @isosev 2 месяца назад +5

    Small jumping spiders are cute.

  • @hopenevers
    @hopenevers 2 месяца назад +17

    "As long as people happy"...
    Most of us are not happy! Take it back, please 🥺

  • @lisasteel6817
    @lisasteel6817 2 месяца назад +4

    As an Australian, this one resonates with me on a deeply spiritual level.

  • @richardblack7186
    @richardblack7186 2 месяца назад +35

    Omg lmao 🤣 😆 as a turantula collector I love this

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +3

      Same

    • @Kipicus
      @Kipicus 2 месяца назад

      Same

    • @KalatSaar
      @KalatSaar 2 месяца назад

      Ok .. i am not into spiders in General... but i agree with you in taratulas .. they are close to cute .. they have fur ... and most of them are not dangerous for humans ... but i know out of documentations that in Australien ... maybe we bild a Tank ( not the vehicles) around the whole country.

  • @Myluckystar246
    @Myluckystar246 2 месяца назад +43

    even God was scared

  • @donnalange6927
    @donnalange6927 2 месяца назад +6

    Jonny, you have definitely found one of your callings. I enjoy your videos to the greatest entertainment of them. Thanks bunches.

  • @sirenamares1390
    @sirenamares1390 2 месяца назад +4

    Spiders are 8 fuzzy legs filled with fun. I am still afraid of touching one, but I like to admire them either way. For pets, I keep cute snakes! I love how derpy they can be. All three of mine turned out to be introverts just like me. I'm currently trying to make a snakeproof activity tent that doesn't get cold. I need hamster tunnel pieces.

  • @RavynleeH
    @RavynleeH 2 месяца назад +7

    Another Aussie here saying thanks for blessing our profanities! 😂 I absolutely love these God and Angel/Gabriel videos. It doesn't matter how many times I watch them I always have a laugh, they just make my day. Thank you Jonny as always! ❤

  • @bluewren65
    @bluewren65 2 месяца назад +3

    "...but what if they're Australian?". Phew! Glad we got a pass on that one!

  • @Ezmeon
    @Ezmeon 2 месяца назад +29

    When we getting god makes Scottish Terriers 😭

  • @AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos
    @AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos 2 месяца назад +9

    When Aussie's swear and curse, it's just adorable so thank you for making it okay.
    And if you ask them about their spiders...well, you'll have nightmares for the rest of your life!
    Adorable nightmares though.
    🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @aidenthompson3265
    @aidenthompson3265 2 месяца назад +5

    Anyone who finds coins around the house, just remember it's the spiders paying rent

  • @user-dz8oh1he8n
    @user-dz8oh1he8n 2 месяца назад +14

    You are a amazing RUclipsr

  • @MCMarvel616
    @MCMarvel616 2 месяца назад +3

    Annabeth agrees with God’s hatred of spiders. As do Malcolm and the rest of Cabin 6.

  • @sitarilyra9637
    @sitarilyra9637 2 месяца назад +8

    I actually like spiders. Especially jumping spiders. They're just so darned cute, with their fuzzy little faces!
    I do kill any spiders that get into my home that are a threat to my family, though. Can't trust cats to know which spiders are dangerous and which ones aren't

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen 2 месяца назад +1

      That's the good thing about living in the Netherlands, no spiders around here are venomous enough to bother humans. Although recently a relative of the black widow has apparently been showing up around here...

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Jacqueline_Thijsenyeah I'm in ontario, and there aren't really any venomous spiders here either. Any spider you see in your house is always a safe one. There are black widows in some areas, but they are secretive and easily spooked, so you generally only see them outside in very rural areas with little human activity, and they really aren't dangerous. Black widows rarely bite, they prefer to run or hide when threatened, and when they do bite, it's rarely fatal. Although it makes you feel pretty awful so it's still good to avoid it.

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 2 месяца назад +1

      I also love jumping spiders. I spent most of my life in a place with abundant wild jumping spiders, specifically of the zebra spider variety. It was really funny to me when the trend of keeping them as pets started 😂 I was like "you're buying these from breeders? And have little terrariums for them? I have like 5 free ranging in my house right now, they just moved in on their own." They're so cute though, I've always loved them, so I totally understand why people want them as pets.

    • @sitarilyra9637
      @sitarilyra9637 2 месяца назад

      @@suchnothing ​@suchnothing I caught one and kept it in a terrarium for a while. It eventually passed, but I loved seeing it every day. It ate really well, up until the end, so I think it was happy having a safe place with abundant food to live out its days

    • @iffracem
      @iffracem 2 месяца назад

      I live in a converted bus on a friends bush block in Tassie (it's basically a really cosy RV that doesn't move by it's own power anymore, has all the "mod cons")
      Due to me liking to keep the door and vents open all the time if possible (except the middle of winter) I get lots of "Visitors". From huge huntsman (very docile, even friendly, their size is what makes you jump) through to black house spiders, occasional white tail, but no redbacks seen yet. I think the Huntsmen and black house spiders keep them under control, them and the large number of skinks that come in for a snack. The only visitor I don't let in is the Tiger snake... They're OK OUTSIDE, too old now to avoid a strike in close quarters.
      No need to kill any of them, except possibly the white tail, but a good shake down of clothes before you put them on, and bed linen before you get into bed will get rid of any hanging around. Lived here over a decade with all my "friends", never bitten.. startled yes... bitten no.

  • @applefortynine8207
    @applefortynine8207 2 месяца назад +3

    Yes! From a parent of two tarantulas, I feel so seen!

  • @spdadventurer1754
    @spdadventurer1754 2 месяца назад +7

    Personally i never understood how people are scared of spider's structure. I really dont, they infact resemble flowers. They could be venomous but m talking about the fact that people find it gross or like in the video he gagged, i dont understand that at all . House lizards are fine but spiders are gross?? Woww... I think that should come under phobia of some sort but not as common thing, but some how it is. I find em cute

  • @trentjarman5184
    @trentjarman5184 2 месяца назад +46

    Just wait till they Introduce the Spiders Cousins the Scorpions Complete with Poison Stingers and two Pincers and Awesome Battle Armor 👍👍

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 месяца назад +5

      UM, _incorrect._
      They're _*venomous_ stingers ☝🏾🤓

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 2 месяца назад +3

      @@AmazingAutist Um, ackthulhyyy, they are still poisonous if you eat them. *Stares at scorpion sucker.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 месяца назад +1

      @@RoseKindred Umm, AHKTCHYULLY.... why would eat a scorpion‽ 😨

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 2 месяца назад +1

      @@AmazingAutist I had one a long time ago as a novelty, it was like burnt popcorn.
      There are street vendors who sell them "fresh" on kabobs as well. People eat different things. Mosquito eggs, isopods, and crickets, they are sustainable food sources where large-scale farms are not an option.

    • @user-ho3bh4we4m
      @user-ho3bh4we4m 2 месяца назад +1

      Again not poisonous, venomous.

  • @Tactical_Turtwig
    @Tactical_Turtwig 2 месяца назад +50

    As some with pet tarantulas and jumping spiders, I feel happy for our lovely spooders being acknowledged in positive light for a change 😂

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +1

      Same

    • @Tactical_Turtwig
      @Tactical_Turtwig 2 месяца назад +1

      @tarottarantulas by chance, have you noticed the mentioned increase in popularity? 🤣 perhaps I've just been so used to the antithesis that I haven't seen it myself lol hence being happy for the mere acknowledgement.

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +1

      @Tactical_Turtwig yes, I believe the hobby hit a high during Covid and lock down. That's when I got into it. Also, quite a few Tarantula-tube channels got really popular. The guy I bought most of mine from went from having an online shop to now having a physical storefront in our area.
      I have noticed quite a few people selling their collections now, so the hype might be wearing down 🤷‍♀️

    • @TheWeirdestOfBugs
      @TheWeirdestOfBugs 2 месяца назад +3

      I'd keep my distance from the tarantulas, but the jumping ones are adorable. And people often overlook the importance of spiderbros and spidersisters regarding bug control (I know, ironic coming from me, but hey, they ARE beneficial!)

    • @K33p3r0fwr417h
      @K33p3r0fwr417h 29 дней назад +2

      I have had my tarantula for 30 years. She is 34 and still interacting with everyone. 4 days ago, she terraformed her burrow and webbed up the entrance because I put her in my room. I took her to the main room, she finally came out after a few hours and was happy watching everyone in the house including the dog and mingling. She has always been quite social. She even moves to the part of the tank to watch tv with us. So, don't underestimate how smart or wonderful they are.

  • @sibertiger1970
    @sibertiger1970 2 месяца назад +3

    Spiders are adorableand facinating. Just observe the deadly ones from afar

  • @CCP_yb
    @CCP_yb 2 месяца назад +9

    God and my husband would get along swimmingly 🤣

  • @Jack_Splendens
    @Jack_Splendens 2 месяца назад +5

    Oh no no no, they are venomous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MagMagik_
    @MagMagik_ 2 месяца назад +7

    "they have tanks?" hahahah

  • @AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589
    @AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589 2 месяца назад +1

    "I'm gonna go wash my hands." 😂😂😂😂
    That was a great touch!
    God ain't havin nothin to do with that creation! 😂

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 2 месяца назад +19

    Arachnophobia is no joking matter. See camel spider videos from Iraq in the 2005-2007 era of the internet.

    • @nancylindsay4255
      @nancylindsay4255 2 месяца назад +7

      I think I'm not gonna go there, thanks.

    • @arcadeunskilled
      @arcadeunskilled 2 месяца назад

      "Camel spiders" aren't even actually spiders (order Araneae). They're solifuges (order Solifugae) -- completely nonvenomous. There's a lot of silly myths about them, which doesn't help make anyone's anything-phobia better.

    • @adria89
      @adria89 2 месяца назад +3

      Nope, I don't do well with the small ones in my house. 😵‍💫

    • @dianewilliams1125
      @dianewilliams1125 2 месяца назад +1

      Rule one: donot tell anyone you are afraid of spiders. They will find any excuse to literally throw one on you!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @irenemarcus967
      @irenemarcus967 19 дней назад

      Interestingly, the camel spider is not actually a spider (solifugae) and is non-venomous. However, it has large pincher fangs that can be wounding.

  • @butterflyslinky
    @butterflyslinky 2 месяца назад +4

    I see Gabriel has finally gotten sick of God's bs...and is punishing the rest of us for it.

  • @erikacook7323
    @erikacook7323 2 месяца назад +5

    I had a pet jumping spider and to be fair, he was pretty cute. I'm 99% sure God made jumping spiders and then Satan snuck in the other gross ones.

    • @xekis
      @xekis 7 дней назад

      Jumping spiders and tarantulas are cute. The others are fascinating, but not really cute.

  • @miss.scales7159
    @miss.scales7159 2 месяца назад +2

    I loved my tarantulas, someday when I'm able I'll have them again. Miss my lil spoods 💛

  • @Leslie-karren
    @Leslie-karren 2 месяца назад +4

    You are hysterical. We are proud you're Canadian.

  • @GayleDE
    @GayleDE 2 месяца назад +49

    Glad god gave us Aussies a pass on the blasphemy I feel so relieved about that.

    • @ciarameehanbravo7690
      @ciarameehanbravo7690 2 месяца назад +3

      Welp im sad to have sin in blasphemy and at screaming curses at Spiders as an Irish young lady- off to pray for my soul . Bless you 🤗

    • @homosexualbiologicalmaleexit
      @homosexualbiologicalmaleexit 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ciarameehanbravo7690 say thankyou not bless you , dont thank god , thanks to the person , i mean a person example save you from drowining and yous ay thank god that crime , say thanks to that person only which saved you from drowning not to god which let you die

    • @ciarameehanbravo7690
      @ciarameehanbravo7690 2 месяца назад

      @@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit i usually say God bless you in thanks to people too is that wrong to do ? Thank you for your time and clarification.

    • @homosexualbiologicalmaleexit
      @homosexualbiologicalmaleexit 2 месяца назад

      @@ciarameehanbravo7690 acording to the way universe functioning sayng thanks to people is wrong but acording to the unatural which i am unatural then eys is normal only acording to separation and separation mean misoginy , viollence and racism ......so when someone try viollence it eman it try to separate and it does viollence because is not allowed to separate , the same is with misoginy .....sometimes misoginy mean separation as some biological males try to separate from biological females and mother nature and they are seen as sin , misoginy and racist and yes they are .....the way biology from biological females mean ballance which mean allowing criminality too to ballance the world as being peaceful is unatural and destabilise the mother nature and make the mother nature to be unstable ....you all call it sin as metaphor or mother nature or misoginy or racism .....is all mean the same thing .....is all about separation ....even viollence mean separation but viollence happen because you dont keep distance or because someone else try toe scape your biology and your ideology and if is unable and incapable to escape then viollence happen

    • @chocolatefrenzieya
      @chocolatefrenzieya 2 месяца назад

      @@ciarameehanbravo7690 No, you are aren't wrong. I think homo is a little hysterically angry. You say it how you wish to say it.

  • @Sallythesweetshelite
    @Sallythesweetshelite 2 месяца назад +29

    DOGGOS ❤
    Spiders are scary..

  • @therediodeerman5811
    @therediodeerman5811 2 месяца назад +14

    Technically, the goliath bird eating spider is the size of a large puppy, so maybe you coyld get one on a leash.

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 2 месяца назад +1

      .... have you seen a bern pup, they are the size of a medium casserole, the very implication there is terrifying.

    • @therediodeerman5811
      @therediodeerman5811 2 месяца назад +1

      @samfish2550 jk, they're not that big. The average is the size of a dinner plate, but they're still pretty fast though.

  • @jslferrell
    @jslferrell 2 месяца назад +1

    “I’m gonna wash my hands.” Best Pilate reference ever.

  • @Judygurl3
    @Judygurl3 2 месяца назад +4

    Spiders and sharks: Scary enough when you can see them; even scarier whan they disappear from view. Thanks, God. 😬😵‍💫

  • @grosesful
    @grosesful 2 месяца назад +3

    "They have tanks?" XD

  • @danielkover7157
    @danielkover7157 Месяц назад +2

    Considering the spiders in Australia, the Aussies are gonna need those swear words.

  • @mariblue72
    @mariblue72 Месяц назад +2

    "They can have this creepy little thing as a pet"
    Missed opportunity to point out how big they can get 😢

  • @Breeanna73
    @Breeanna73 2 месяца назад +3

    Yeah they pretty cool unless your Australian!! Then they deadly like everything else here... ❤🇦🇺🕸🕷

  • @suzieb8366
    @suzieb8366 2 месяца назад +5

    God... what were you thinking when you made them??!! I mean really!

  • @zoyacherkasova4125
    @zoyacherkasova4125 2 месяца назад +2

    “dry heaves biblically” I CACKLED 😂

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael 2 месяца назад +2

    I feel like we got all the spiders because we're also allowed to swear.

  • @queen.of.the.phrogs4041
    @queen.of.the.phrogs4041 2 месяца назад +7

    I WANT A TARANTULA

    • @Snarl_Marx
      @Snarl_Marx 2 месяца назад +1

      They're such awesome pets! Surprisingly docile too, especially if you get them when they're pretty young. I've had my rose hair Minerva for going on 10 years now. Never been bit once!

  • @johannageisel5390
    @johannageisel5390 2 месяца назад +2

    Spiders are basically two dogs melded together. They have fur, they have two times four legs. They are carnivores too.
    I think they are pretty awesome!

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 2 месяца назад

      Significantly less cute, look like a biblically accurate angel went to hell and became a demon

  • @tarottarantulas
    @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +14

    YASSSSSS!!!! As someone who has 33 tarantulas... this....was....AMAZING!!!! 😂😂😂 So on point with all the things!!!! 👏
    💕💕🕷🕸

    • @Linababe1
      @Linababe1 2 месяца назад +2

      OMG!! that would be a nightmare house for me lol.. each to their own im fine with my cats as pets and stray cats lol

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +3

      @Linababe1 lol. I hear ya. Got in the hobby during Covid. I also have dogs, cats, geckos, and hermit crabs....Basically a zoo 😆

    • @Linababe1
      @Linababe1 2 месяца назад +2

      @@tarottarantulas omg i thought i had a cat sanctury with rescuing 4 cats 3 were strays i socialised then couldnt part with them and so far 3 ferals outside lol but yeah you win lol. i would love a small doggie but cats wont be happy lol

    • @tarottarantulas
      @tarottarantulas 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Linababe1 lol. Yeah, my 2 cats keep the pomeranian and chihuahua in line 😆

    • @Linababe1
      @Linababe1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@tarottarantulas aww those are the two breeds i want lol

  • @Serpentor2000
    @Serpentor2000 Месяц назад +1

    No no no no, they’re venomous. Had me dying…of laughter.

  • @chaoslacroix7180
    @chaoslacroix7180 3 дня назад

    God literally washing his hands of them is a bit dark but hilarious given the reactions.

  • @atreq
    @atreq 2 месяца назад +2

    Pffffft the spider that recently moved in with me pays rent. It hunts the other little flies and insects. It's a nice roommate :)

  • @Kipicus
    @Kipicus 2 месяца назад +2

    Here’s to my Mexican Red Knee, Anubis, who passed a month ago. I’ve had him since he was a sling. It was a good 5 years of the best spooder puppy with the cutest spooder paws ever. 💕✨

  • @cocoaddams4502
    @cocoaddams4502 2 месяца назад +3

    I have a little spider that lives in my heating duct. I've seen her twice in five years. Once I went away for four weeks and when I came back she'd "decorated" my bedroom with so many spider webs it looked like dracula's castle. I just cleaned them up. Too far, girl.

  • @PLuMUK54
    @PLuMUK54 2 месяца назад +3

    Living in an old house, you get used to spiders, especially in Autumn when they come in to avoid the cold. Thankfully, even the biggest are nowhere near tarantula size. I generally leave them alone so they can find a hiding place to stay until the Spring. Some of the large ones are quite cute.

  • @Dee8Bee
    @Dee8Bee 2 месяца назад +2

    So he gives Aussies a pass, but dumps a buttload of spiders on that continent??? Yeeaahhh…….

  • @m.javier-tala1892
    @m.javier-tala1892 2 месяца назад +1

    He's "gonna wash his hands"got me

  • @Jackson-tk4bx
    @Jackson-tk4bx 2 месяца назад +8

    your vids are the best🎉

  • @SandraOrtmann1976
    @SandraOrtmann1976 2 месяца назад +2

    Our spiders do not live in tanks. They sit in the ceiling corners rent-free.Their favourite pasttime is to hang their webs and hunt flies.

  • @jowest99
    @jowest99 Месяц назад +1

    F spiders man. Keeping them as pets still boggles my mind.

  • @mariejasinski9467
    @mariejasinski9467 2 месяца назад +1

    Last night I had a spider crawling around my bathroom floor, sometimes they get in the shower. I will move a spider outdoors so my dog won't go for them and I appreciate the insect control. The jumping spiders people keep are so cute! 😊

  • @ChasingEntities
    @ChasingEntities 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m with God on this one! 😂 Thank you funny Jonny❤

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 2 месяца назад +2

    As much We all love his reactions to new dog breeds, Its wonderful to see god respond to other creatures. I still want to see him respond to some cat breeds... the sphinx, devon rex and savanah come to mind.
    But for freak outs.... platypus and octopus is sure to have "did Satan have part in these since they are not in my image!" type of response

  • @Forsworcen
    @Forsworcen 2 месяца назад +1

    Luckily, for all parties involved, the more venomous an animal is the less likely it will attack. Generally if an animal instantly ops for attack as its first response it’s because it doesn’t have any other defensive strategy and is hoping to scare you off. It’s why wolf spiders are so aggressive. They’re completely harmless but account for quite a few spider bites because of their aggression

  • @einonymause6819
    @einonymause6819 2 месяца назад +2

    Please do vinegaroons at some point. They look like nightmare fuel, but they're completely harmless and eat the things that are actually harmful.

  • @shi-thead5958
    @shi-thead5958 2 месяца назад +2

    As a proud owner of 9 tarantulas ranging from the world's largest tarantula (still a sling, so it's fairly small considering how large it'll get) to 2 of the most venomous tarantulas.... I love this video!!
    Bonus points for the poisonous/venomous bit.

  • @sandysan4191
    @sandysan4191 2 месяца назад +1

    "..they have tanks?"
    The realisation lmao

  • @TheeMusicalARM
    @TheeMusicalARM 2 месяца назад +1

    You forgot the most pet-like feature of spiders, their paws! Each leg ends in a paw with 1 or more claw that helps them climb walls.

  • @wessleycoleman3014
    @wessleycoleman3014 Месяц назад

    Also perfect portrayal of modern day verbal sidestepping.

  • @pleasurepanda3285
    @pleasurepanda3285 2 месяца назад +1

    Jumping spiders are actually cute. 0:50