“There are 2 things that make me feel alive. Murder, and sometimes Mapo Tofu. Oh and my favorite music-“ **Shirou changes music to Emiya** Kirei: Listen here you little shit
Kirei: *Alright, I'll work with him until we get the Grail vessel back, I just- he changed the fucking music. He just cha- you know what I can handle this*
It's funny, but imagining how Shirou and Kirei would be as a team is pretty awesome. I can only imagine them as two cops working as partners, or as two Enforcers working as a pair, playing off of each other while dealing with various cases.
Father-son duo who gets on each other's nerves a lot but the imminent tragedy of them ultimately coming to fatal blows against each other stings more than you'd expect.
"For years, I've been analyzing Aron Headbutt like he's some kind of holy grail, something to make a wish out of. But then I start looking at him as the prophecy. Eighteen months in my room studying his videos, I put the brains and the brawn together and now I understand. Aron Headbutt is the reincarnation of angra mainyu in the 21st century." - Shirou
@@rodrigo_pimpao Actually, we're both wrong; it's "All Evils of the World." "In the name of God" is what plays when Kirei is waxing on about why abortion is bad, which is shortly after saving Sakura, so I got them confused.
Rin:Shirou who took you home? Shirou:that nice priest who also gave me some juice before I fell asleep Rin:.....(blush) KIRIE Kirie: nothing happened but it's funny to see you think it did.
@@MsAnimefan95 Rin: isn't that Daughter you never met a nurse? Carren: I am but i pronounced him legally dead to me years ago. Kerry: I like her. Carren:also I'm your granddaughter in another universe where tokioimi gives Rin to Shirou. Irisviel:I HEARD GRANDKIDS Kirie:(eating popcorn) want some Rin? Rin:(gets dagger)
Kotomine : "You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
This is how me and my dad used to travel to sea side He would keep switching music between acdc and motorhead,hoping i would talk to him about anything but i always play the silent type I miss those days...
Shirou-My themes better Kirei-No mine is Constantly changing the radio Both-I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH ON THIS And that's why they had their final battle at the end of Heaven's Feel to see who truly had the best theme.
twitter.com/AronHeadbutt
See you in 6 months!
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"Where are we going?"
"To see your father"
"What"
"Say hello to Claudia for me"
I can't 🤣🤣
Claudia? Who's she?
@@taizakikatasugi43 Kirei's wife
@@user-dt7xi5ew1e oh now that I think about it he had a wife
@@taizakikatasugi43 Claudia is kirei's dead wife
This feels like "Take your Arch-Enemy's Kid to Work Day". How nice of Kotomine to chaperone Shirou to see what his job is like.
Kotomine already does take kids to his work
@@a_businessman wooooooooooowwww
low blow man
@@eizneckam4936 to feed them to Gilgamesh of course
@@a_businessman He's a priest after all
@@tiaaaron3278 What type of priest is that? A priest that has the combat skills of a martial artist? Hell no
Thats Kotomine "If you change the music in my car there will be bloodshed and war" Kirei for you
There's more where that came from
Oi that doesn't rhyme.
@@r.k845 if you’re put on a New Yorker accent it does
*There will be blood!shed!!! The Man in the mirror nods it back*
I haven't read the VN, but I'm preeetty sure this is canon...
As a vn reader, I can confirm.
this is exactly something they would both do
one of the bad ends went exactly like this
I just finished the VN the other day, yeah I think this was bad end 52.
@@poppiwp4193 actually no, but it's something that could happen
Kotomine *kicks Shirou out and cranks EMIYA*: “Can you keep up with me?”
*drives away*
This is golden
hahahahah
Underrated af
Perfect
Priceless
Kirei: “You don’t seem to understand, this radio isn’t yours to conquer.”
@Diavolo Jaegar I'll still have my swords
@Diavolo Jaegar Shirou: harem
@Diavolo Jaegar A hot Saber in Avalon all to himself...
Rasputin and Muramasa on their way to the Lostbelts (Rare footage)
Although not shown in the video, limbo and that bitch are in the back seat of the car
Also U Olga is in the trunk wearing a Christmas tree
Koyanskaya already opened the back car door and jumped
“There are 2 things that make me feel alive. Murder, and sometimes Mapo Tofu. Oh and my favorite music-“
**Shirou changes music to Emiya**
Kirei: Listen here you little shit
*Shit here.
You listen?
Little.*
When holy music stops...
"Oh well, if I can't have one, I'll have the other."
*I mean, if Karen plays this, she wouldn't have been abandoned, those daddy issues are just a skill issue from her, clearly*
Kirei: *Alright, I'll work with him until we get the Grail vessel back, I just- he changed the fucking music. He just cha- you know what I can handle this*
Rasputin's gonna be Rider.
Assassin
Lancer
Extra
Ruler
Lets be real, he'll be an Alter Ego like Douman is.
The only question is who else is going to get jammed into his Spirit Origin alongside with him?
"His body was made of swords so rolling on the road pavement hurted more than usual"
Kinoko Nasu, circa never.
If that bad end in Fate with Rider is anything to go by yes being made of swords hurts
It's funny, but imagining how Shirou and Kirei would be as a team is pretty awesome. I can only imagine them as two cops working as partners, or as two Enforcers working as a pair, playing off of each other while dealing with various cases.
Father-son duo who gets on each other's nerves a lot but the imminent tragedy of them ultimately coming to fatal blows against each other stings more than you'd expect.
Or two Apostle of an Alien girl that's trying to conquer the world.
@@higonakamura1236 lmao
there is actually a fanfic about that, not that exact scenario but kirei and shirou works together alot
@@luckyabdurrahman1085 where to read?
in a different timeline: RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
I think same
Shirou - I need a hero
Somewhere in a Losbelt, a certain priest is smiling at this.
"Fate/Keep Music: Kirei-is-the-main-heroine-and-character-don't-you-dare-to-say-the-opposite"
Eventually they agreed to listen to Light and Darkness.
Underrated comment
You know that Kirei is the type of guy who decides to play chicken with a truck if the kid in the backseat so much as breathes out of turn
He looks like he would hit a tree at 90 mph and walk unscathed.
Lol so many fakers!
When the world needed him, he returned...
Fucking knew you were gonna use this scene for something. Brilliant.
"For years, I've been analyzing Aron Headbutt like he's some kind of holy grail, something to make a wish out of. But then I start looking at him as the prophecy. Eighteen months in my room studying his videos, I put the brains and the brawn together and now I understand. Aron Headbutt is the reincarnation of angra mainyu in the 21st century." - Shirou
How come he didn't roll Caren then?
The most amazing thing is the fact that Kirei did that while EMIYA remix is on...
Which is funny because in the visual novel Kirei really does beat up Shirou while EMIYA is playing, then the music switches to Light and Darkness.
His riding skill must be A+
Kirstgu: Damn it shirou, I wish I would have warned you about the crazy priest in the neighborhood before I died! Shirou NOOOOOOO!!!
This just makes me want a mashup of "EMIYA" and "In the name of God."
Edit: Err, "All Evils of the World."
I think it was "Church on the Hill"
@@rodrigo_pimpao Actually, we're both wrong; it's "All Evils of the World."
"In the name of God" is what plays when Kirei is waxing on about why abortion is bad, which is shortly after saving Sakura, so I got them confused.
All EMIYAs of the World
@@Droffatsstafford "all the evils of the world" is a remix or reprise of "church on the hill" iirc so close enough
@@corvuscallosum5079 Not enough EMIYAs
Shirou played country music on the aux
The chad is back
Hope you're doing well Aron
Actually prefer Kirei taste in music haha, what is that? All the world’s evil right? Can’t tell if it is the ps vita remix or the original
I thought it was church on the hill
@@fkez0510 had to listen to them side by side. Definitely Ps Vita for All worlds Evil. Look for vocals and you can hear it
Probably the ps vita remix since he used this version for the Emiya theme.
@@atpr3241 ah alright
But I mean…
Emiya theme.
Kirei Driving a Car= Blessed
this guy comes up with more hilarious memes than Type-Moon comes up with another saber.
*shirou changes the theme*
best girl:"Rejoice boy, you're going to meet your father again"
この後言峰がアーチャーに射られるまでがセット
The muffled Shirou theme and how they were fighting over the radio😆😭. Please, just take my like and wait till I stop wheezing.
So that was basically the first time in anime history that a character was defeated when their theme was playing?
I mean in the VN fight between shirou and kirei the emiya theme plays and shirou still gets his ass kicked.
"You're a cold dead shounen"
-Kirei, probably
Fate/Stay Drive Night, on this episode, Shirou tries suicide again
You can never stop Unlimited Bladeowrk OSTs.
Let Shirou fanboy over his older self in peace.
Kirei: no
Where's the Christian rock when you need it
This is undoubtedly one of your best, Maestro. Well done.
"Nah man better play Light and Darkness"
No Kirei, put it back
"No way this is canon"
"Oh this is *CANON* "
Kirei: Bro i can't belive my wife is dead *speed up*
Emiya: YO CHILL!!
Father Kotomine takes his music very seriously.
Rin:Shirou who took you home?
Shirou:that nice priest who also gave me some juice before I fell asleep
Rin:.....(blush) KIRIE
Kirie: nothing happened but it's funny to see you think it did.
Kirie: Hey, don't blame me for this! I haven't left my hospital bed in years!
@@MsAnimefan95 Rin: isn't that Daughter you never met a nurse?
Carren: I am but i pronounced him legally dead to me years ago.
Kerry: I like her.
Carren:also I'm your granddaughter in another universe where tokioimi gives Rin to Shirou.
Irisviel:I HEARD GRANDKIDS
Kirie:(eating popcorn) want some Rin?
Rin:(gets dagger)
LMAO "KIRIE"
編集うめえw
Im sure this is canon
And, Kirei's Feels commences
yeah this really feels like a family trip huh.
Kotomine : "You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
I expected "Real human bean" from the title, but this is just as great.
"Do that again or I'll tofu your ass"
"Le click"
"Cowabunga it is"
This is how me and my dad used to travel to sea side
He would keep switching music between acdc and motorhead,hoping i would talk to him about anything but i always play the silent type
I miss those days...
Your dad ok?
@@r.k845 yeah.
Why you ask
@@King_Of_Lolis Sounded like the beginnings of a tragic backstory.
@@r.k845 is that so
I dunno
He likes to talk while i like being silent more
@@King_Of_Lolis hahahaha you're just like me.
i need this scene but with a thousand miles playing
That Kirei theme is the official Mapu Tofu song.
"Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole."
-Kirei Kotomine, probably
Alternate ending: He calls up Saliery to play Dies Irae
"My car, my radio"
士郎落とされてるとこ違和感なさすぎワロタ
Am I the only one who expected "Nightcall" by Kavinsky to play?
This is actually just a better version of the goofy radio meme
seems canon.
Thank you Akasha!
I kinda like Kirei's stock bimmer.
Yorokobe-tter not touch my fucking radio, shounen.
Shirou-My themes better
Kirei-No mine is
Constantly changing the radio
Both-I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH ON THIS
And that's why they had their final battle at the end of Heaven's Feel to see who truly had the best theme.
I was expecting an Incredibles meme. This is also fine.
Plot twist: Kirei and Shirou vibin with shirou's theme
Moral video; fuck off to my car kid
That had to be the most awkward car ride ever
Emiya theme to Church on the hill
Love it
最終決戦の時の音楽をドライブで流すなw
Shiro: Can we listen to something else besides All Worlds Evil?
Kotomine: 0:30
The heck, this scene in heaven feel turned into some comedic prank due different taste of music 🤣
Happy Birthday, Aron!
Then, Shirou makes a deal with the World, just to reach the car again, and change the radio to Emiya theme again.
this truly represents their fights of ideals
To top it off, Kirei killed him when Emiya Remix is played...
このままじゃbgmに押されてラスボス倒しに行きかねないからな士郎。
綺礼いいはんだんや。
That yeet part caught me off-guard
LMAO DUDE HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE EDITS SO CLEAN XD
Shirou: Yeah, well someday I won’t need a chaperone.
Adult Emiya Archer- yeah, you kinda will.
Damn, he got knocked out even with the seatbelt on
Yet another quality edit.
"Shirou ga shinda!"
take this "yourokobe punch!"
Hope you’re doing well bro. Nice to see you
You really hit the aliantos vibe very well
お。本編で使われなかった「エミヤ 梶浦語version」
church on the hill is just too good
This describes their relationship pretty well.
god tier editting
Shirou just wanted to listen to EMIYA, but nooo Kirei had to listen to All Evil of the World
My car, my rules!
🤣🤣 this might be of the bad endings for Shirou ))
The video im waiting for you to make: Rider dodging Saber alter but with Inicial D theme on it
神父さん大人げないな!?
I can't be the only one who thought the car scene from A Goofy Movie
Both of them are just too tsundere to admit that they actually like the other's theme.
Kirei route when?
Every anime fight ever. I'm not joking.
"People drive when they're steering a car"
This is GOLD