Fate Zero s1: Kirei's sadistic orga$m denial to Gilgamesh Fate Zero s2: Fu€k it I'm born to enjoy other's suffering *laughs in the most maniac way possible*
beyond that... gilgamesh actually kept a contract with kirei that lasted over 10 years. kirei must've been doing circus shows left and right to entertain gil so he doesnt kill him ahahaha.
@@xero4971 VN covers it but I don't think any of the shows did, Kirei kept a bunch of other survivors from the fire as comatose mana batteries for gil. I kinda get the feeling that that alone was enough for gil lmao.
I’m not sure it was QUITE like that but he’s honestly even more twisted. Reminder he actually respected and looked up to Tokiyomi. He saw killing him as an honor.
I mean, we are talking about the guy who was sad after his wife committed suicide because he wanted to be the one to kill her and she took that possibility away from him so...
With his Gate of Babylon, he's getting the best cameras, slow motion, instant replay, every angle possible. He's gonna Make a memory album with Kirei *Best Buds: The Story of the Fourth Holy Grail War*
Recall that Shirou was killed by Gae Bolg on day 3. Tohsaka then brought him back to life. Shirou really hates EMIYA because he did not die when he was killed
Fate/Zero is just Kotomine having the time of his life killing people and then giving the weapon he killed them with to there kids for some extra ironical sadistic kicks
@Nabeel Khan Tbh I also prefer the HF route too in terms of story but I like the romance between Shirou and Saber from the Fate route more honestly. So sad the anime adaptation of that route sunk harder than Titanic though.
@@ozura239 I think it's supposed to be that he does save people, but he only does it for himself and so could stop at any time. Right now hes "good" but hes chaotic in the sense that his ego might cause that to change like it does it the end of ubw
*Fate/Zero is the beautiful tale of a man without a purpose learning to enjoy his life with the help of his friend. It's a truly heartwarming and inspirational story. It has changed my life for the better.*
@Tornike Tvalchrelidze She's called Irisviel, and she, Waver and Artoria probably can be objectively placed as "good" in a morality scheme. That being said, all of them have their own flaws.
Möbius Wilhelm It's like with Madoka Magica (Another one of Urobochi's well-written tragedies) where the fandom is filled with decapitation jokes, R-18 MadoHomu doujins and the ever infamous "Become Meguca".
Fate/Zero The time when only like, three people came out of it with some sort of benefit, while everybody else either died, went through traumatic levels of shit, or both Seriously, I think Waver, Gil, and Kirei were the only ones to benefit while... Kiritsugu: *accidentally fucked everything and lost his wife and kid, had to kill a vision of those people, and lost that one chick with a gun* Saber: *Smacked with painful King advice from Rider and proceeded to be forced to destroy her goal in front of her, as well as kill Lancelot after realizing her “terrible life decisions”* Kariya: *BUGS, BUGS, DEATH, SAKURA, SUFFERING, MORE BUGS* Kayneth: *got shot, multiple times, with his wife, who broke his fingers* Lancer: *”The way I die better not become a trend...”* *Many children perished painfully to Caster and Ryuunosuke’s antics* Tohsaka: *I never expected to go out by being stabbed in the back, literally* Assassin: *”DONT BE AFRAID OF ARCHER HE SAID-“* Also Assassin: *Oh god oh fuck we’re in the desert now*
Kiritstugu had a happy ending. He finally accepted it is ok to be happy for saving a single person instead of hopelessely run from one battle field to the next.
Yep. A man who thought he had no purpose in life meets a special friend and learns to enjoy the little things ~ unfortunately for everyone those little things took the form of war crimes
Him and Gilgamesh were the highlight of the season for me. I think more series should try giving their villans a character arc, even if it's something as simple or twisted as Kirei's
@@stairwaytoheaven8 I think that Kiritsugu and Kirei are a reverse of the protagonist/antagonist trope. Kirei develops throughout the anime to be a piece of shit, the more sadistic kicks he does the happier he got, he went from having a boring and stale life as a priest to having the time of his life and learnt how to enjoy it more while Kiritsugu mostly stays the same, he never got happy and his ironic fate of killing the many to save the few fits his ideology, and Kirei "won" in the end in the sense that the "antagonist" won but at what cost and resulted to them ultimately losing. TLDR: Kirei was a bastard treated like a protagonist while Kiritsugu was trying to do the greater good in the expense of a lot of people and was narratively treated like an antagonist.
Kirei: I used to think there was something wrong with me and I needed to change my personality. But after a lot of time and consideration I realised who I was and embraced it: I'm a piece of shit
Kotomine couldn't kill his own wife so he goes on killing other people's wives, drinks wine as a man chokes the love of his life to death and kills half the fucking city. Mah dude is living his life!
Aron's shitposting is the reason I still live No, seriously, I was too busy watching all of them and missed a bus once, later it turned out said bus crashed
@@Jager_and_son yeah they projected gem sword using Azoth sword plus Shirou killed Saber with it. And in the Fate route Shirou also killed Kirei with that dagger.
Then he became friends with the ghost of an ancient Demi-god king who decides to help his new friend. Truly a great example of the magic of friendship.
If I had a nickel for every time a blond guy with red eyes and a evil priest are best friends, I would have two nickels, what isn’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice.
year later but fun fact: kireis voice actor is the same as puccis voice actor in jojo eyes of heaven, and gils voice actor voices pucci in the anime and allstar battle royale
So basically kirei is the opposite distorted version of Shirou who finds extreme joy in others despair while shirou in others happiness i can see why som people compare them.
Some are not comparing. They are literally same in many ways. Those parallel are shown many times in heaven's feel route of fate stay night. Kirei don't able yo understand his nature. He want to become a good guy by throwing his nature. Shirou on the other want to become a better person by accepting nature. Best example is mapo tofu scene of heaven's feel which is not correctly shown in movie.
And the parallel goes even further when you realize that even their personal issues are similar: due to his survivor's guilt, Shirou feels unworthy to have strictly personal wishes or interests . It's implied (if not outright stated) that if he continues to forsake his own feelings and desires for others he will become an empty shell that feels alive only when he's helping people, just like Kirei who only feels alive when he makes people suffer
Everyone: Brooding, dark war, the deaths of both enemies and allies, from the past and present, weighing heavily in their minds. Kotomine: **Wondrous rejoicing**
pticu1 the mom’s body certainly survived, but her mind was more broken than Kiritsugu’s soul. Hardly what anyone would mean when referring to ‘living’ or living through something. Perfectly reasonable to add her to Kotomine’s Kill Streak.
Maybe if he found mapo tofu earlier before all of this happened/before meeting Gilgamesh, then maybe just maybe he already found his true happiness earlier as well and will not commit such acts
I just want to say that this video is literally what brought me to Fate 4 years ago. Like I literally saw all of this and was like "Holy crap, I really have to watch this!" Fate/Zero is still the peak for me, 10/10
0:28 that face is priceless. I rewatch this video almost every day just for that face....he is having so much fun....I am so happy for him! Too bad he later had to go and get himself a Lancer
@@khallylanijar4178 that won't be fun for him. What i find funny is he waited for 10 years just to do these things again you have to praise his dedication though
@@randomguypassingby4409 no i'm pretty sure he was having Fun in fate as he loved to torment shirou survivor guilt and try to compare him to a inferior kiritsugu, but even that he was having Fun, the cause of his death was a irony of the destiny, which he also finded It very amusing. but in heavens feel... OOOHH BOY, he was having the time of his life, not only the grail was the most ugly and stained possible, which is everything he could possibly wish for, but shirou there is Someone who would do anything for the sake of one person, even letting others die. This was something he din't think It would be so interesting and Fun, i mean they even teamed up to try to save illya but as angra mayu was the last thing hurting Sakura, shirou decides to destroy It and kotomine decides that It has the right to be born even though is totally evil, leading to a epic fight. Look in UBW route he IS totally in the background and is killed because nasu remenbered him, i mean the star of the route is Gilgamesh after all, he din't have any Fun there and mostly thanks to medea.
Everyone else in Fate/Zero: Dying, getting slapped by reality Kirei and Gilgamesh: It's just a prank bro edit: *comment reached 1k likes* kirei: Yorokobe shounen...
Kirei: "Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth." Gil: Do you wanna be gay and do crimes? Kirei: You son of a bitch, I'm in.
if i remembered correctly, in the novel there was a part that he said that he enjoyed fully watching Rin receiving the dagger while trying to hold her cry, he also described that moment was like a fine wine that he would never forget. now we all appreciate that he was eventually killed by Shirou with the same dagger he used to kill Rin's father.
If I won the grail. My wish would be, to start my life over again as a child. Having Kirei adopt me, only to raise me to be a sociopath serial killer father son duo. Where we go around, and always trying to one up each other.
Fate/Zero in a nutshell:
Kotomine is having the best time of his life. Good for him, bad for everyone else in the show.
*Kotomine and Gilgamesh
Fate Zero s1: Kirei's sadistic orga$m denial to Gilgamesh
Fate Zero s2: Fu€k it I'm born to enjoy other's suffering
*laughs in the most maniac way possible*
@@alysh4896 Fate Zero in general: Death death death death death death death death death death death death death-
@@Baddino45 still not enough
how to end fate series in one night: summon kotomine servant
Ah yes, Kirei's Adventures was an amazing anime.
*Kirei's Bizzare Adventure: Happiness is Attainable*
@@TheRealDoggoCEO I was expecting that comment
*BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*
The anime where everyone has a depressing life
@@hunterofdarkness8329 didnt we all?
Fate/Zero is literally just
Gil: ey yo wanna do some trolling?
Kirei: what’s trolling?
Gil: 😈
Fate/Zero is just Trollge: the Fuyuki Incident
@@e.v4892 these gas leaks in fuyuki are really getting out of hand
lol
@@Vertix07911 Government corruption, I reckon.
@@pieceofschmidtgamer Damn libs.
Please don't let the scenes influence you, this is actually a relaxing slice of life comedy anime.
In which a priest and his friend find the meaning of joy.
@@Victor-qx3vx and entertainment 😭😭😭
@@Victor-qx3vx In which a priest kills his teacher and blackmails his daughter
While killing a lot of people
Introduce people to fate with carnival phantasm and then tell them to watch fate zero
@@myaccounttolistentomusic6843 or alternatively.
Emiya san chi gohan and then heaven feels
How to summarize the end of Fate/ Zero
*Kirei and Gilgamesh laughing as Kiritsugu cries in the background*
Its always the catholic priests isn't it?
@@c.w.crawley6668 it gets even worse when you realize he has kids in the basement
@@thexenosaiyan LMFAOOOOOO
@@c.w.crawley6668 *PUCCI INTENCIFIES*
@@thexenosaiyan HAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine being so savage in life that even Gilgamesh takes a liking to you.
beyond that... gilgamesh actually kept a contract with kirei that lasted over 10 years. kirei must've been doing circus shows left and right to entertain gil so he doesnt kill him ahahaha.
@@xero4971 VN covers it but I don't think any of the shows did, Kirei kept a bunch of other survivors from the fire as comatose mana batteries for gil. I kinda get the feeling that that alone was enough for gil lmao.
@@mslayerfusion are you referring to the kids in his basement?
@@mslayerfusion They reveal it in the UBW anime
@@mslayerfusion HOLY SHIT! What a fucking monster lmao…
I knew he was evil, but jeez
Kotomeme is NOT a fake priest, he successfully converted me to a Fate fan.
Ayoyoyo Wololo
You are a genius!
I concur.
I agree with this statement
Yorokobe shounen
Kirei's actually trying to hold back laughter in that one scene with Rin at the funeral
He's such a bastard lmfao
I’m not sure it was QUITE like that but he’s honestly even more twisted. Reminder he actually respected and looked up to Tokiyomi. He saw killing him as an honor.
I mean, we are talking about the guy who was sad after his wife committed suicide because he wanted to be the one to kill her and she took that possibility away from him so...
@@darkdrac7012 Yep
Haha funny bastard man
@@darkdrac7012 he just want to fufill his wife’s dying wish 😂
fate/zero is the heartwarming story of a man who learns to enjoy his life.
As he finds his meaning to life.
By committing acts just as bad or worse then murder
Meh Just something because he cannot feel common happiness. It can't helped.
You're not wrong?
Low key tho lol
It completely slipped my mind he gave a dagger to a little girl just to make her cry. I bet Gilgamesh is filming her crying in the bushes.
He's probably using an ancient egyptian camera drone.
> ancient egyptian camera drone
> king of uruk
Nani the fuck
Everything belong to Gilgamesh
To the Guy with a Mustache....
HOW AND WHY!?!??
Otherwise, the drone is his, just like everything else
With his Gate of Babylon, he's getting the best cameras, slow motion, instant replay, every angle possible. He's gonna Make a memory album with Kirei
*Best Buds: The Story of the Fourth Holy Grail War*
Kirei performs a miniscule amount of trolling
im literally dying because of that comment thank you man
We commit a minor amount of tomfoolery
We doing a tad bit of fooleydooley
We do a wee bit of war crimes!!
Gil: Were you killed?
Kirei: Sadly yes... but I lived!
The real reason shirou and kotomine fight is because he did not die when he was killed
@@badassproductions4734 Thank you Mr. Helpful
Shirou wouldn't like it since people die when they are killed
Recall that Shirou was killed by Gae Bolg on day 3. Tohsaka then brought him back to life. Shirou really hates EMIYA because he did not die when he was killed
@@harrya9458 I see what you meant there
Fate/Zero is just Kotomine having the time of his life killing people and then giving the weapon he killed them with to there kids for some extra ironical sadistic kicks
akarsh sharma But some edgy boi with the dream of being of a Hero of Justice tried to stop him. He paid the price though.
@@LyGon-pw5mt lol
@Nabeel Khan Or sometimes a blue dog did it.
@Nabeel Khan Tbh I also prefer the HF route too in terms of story but I like the romance between Shirou and Saber from the Fate route more honestly. So sad the anime adaptation of that route sunk harder than Titanic though.
And then 10 years later he got stab by a kid that wanted to be a hero amd scream "KOTOMINE KIREIII"
I love that kirei's arc is just "I'm a psychopath"
And Gil is just his coach
After he gave the dagger to Rin he barely managed to not laugh I love it
How to destroy someone: introduce them to fate by making them watch carnival phantasm then have them watch fate zero after
omg yes
Watching carnival Phantasm is already confusing as it is without context
fate zero is too dark that their characters weren't even in carnival phantasm
@@Neiamenase bruh fate zero is the best one because its darker than the others.
And a few Zero characters were in Carnival Phantasm
@@Delxio watching Carnival Phantasm is already confusing even *WITH* the context.
Everyone else in fate zero : Dead, Traumatized, Sad, Depressed AF
Meanwhile Kotomine and Gilgamesh : *Comedy Gold*
Gilgamesh is just a DND player who made his character Chaotic Good, then said "Fuck it" and went on a murderhobo spree with an adopted NPC.
personally I always saw him as True Neutral
@@jackdoherty5841 canonicaly he is chaotic good according to the status screen in the vn
@@punbasedname9032 Chaotic good canonically, chaotic neutral in morals. Neutral evil in reality.
@@ozura239 I think it's supposed to be that he does save people, but he only does it for himself and so could stop at any time. Right now hes "good" but hes chaotic in the sense that his ego might cause that to change like it does it the end of ubw
@@punbasedname9032 that and he got drenched in Grail mud AND hates the current era
Fate watch order
Carnival phantasm
Today’s menu for the emiya family
Fate/zero
Evil
Lmao
continue with Heaven's Feel
Congrats sir you're going to hell
@@justanotherannoyingperson1363 great
Cant wait to play Smash bros with satan
I heard that he is a mario main
Fate/zero was the best comedy, slice of life anime I have seen yet. 10/10 would reccomend for anyone 8+!
Yea lol my favorite scene was a little girl fall into a pit of worms and make a friend with the animals
So much better than Carnival Phantasm, that one was so dark and angsty...
@@rl6321 ikr you literally have to watch a guy live through death multiple times and experience true suffering
*Fate/Zero is the beautiful tale of a man without a purpose learning to enjoy his life with the help of his friend. It's a truly heartwarming and inspirational story. It has changed my life for the better.*
Kirei just want a quiet life
Hey, Dio... Did you meet Ozymandias? I swear... He's like you or something...
;)
This is funny because it's true, except for maybe the heartwarming part.
@Tornike Tvalchrelidze She's called Irisviel, and she, Waver and Artoria probably can be objectively placed as "good" in a morality scheme. That being said, all of them have their own flaws.
YEAH!
The anime: *tragedy, major character death, drama*
And what fandom's doing:
The fandom of any media is always on opposite day.
It's a coping mechanism.
Möbius Wilhelm It's like with Madoka Magica (Another one of Urobochi's well-written tragedies) where the fandom is filled with decapitation jokes, R-18 MadoHomu doujins and the ever infamous "Become Meguca".
Good thing we got carnival phantasm to make us distracted
Wait, where is EMIYA/Shirou or one of his look alikes?
Power of friendship in fate
Bodies dropping left and right.
Kotomine: “Man I’m having the time of my life.”
Gil: “told you”
To give a weapon that took the live of her father to that father’s daughter. I can’t describe how savage Kotomine really is.
And at the father's funeral, no less
To be fair, in the long run, it was a bad decision, since he gets stabbed with it in the fate/stay night route
I love how slightly he smiles when he gives Rin the Azoth Dagger that he killed her father with
These people really do not have the thing called empathy damn
I just noticed it... Hahahaha wtf
The Priest Smiles.
@@hehexd-mx3ko Kirei before meeting Gil: 😞🫥
Kirei after Gil shows him what adult trolling looks like: ☺️😄
Fate/Zero
The time when only like, three people came out of it with some sort of benefit, while everybody else either died, went through traumatic levels of shit, or both
Seriously, I think Waver, Gil, and Kirei were the only ones to benefit while...
Kiritsugu: *accidentally fucked everything and lost his wife and kid, had to kill a vision of those people, and lost that one chick with a gun*
Saber: *Smacked with painful King advice from Rider and proceeded to be forced to destroy her goal in front of her, as well as kill Lancelot after realizing her “terrible life decisions”*
Kariya: *BUGS, BUGS, DEATH, SAKURA, SUFFERING, MORE BUGS*
Kayneth: *got shot, multiple times, with his wife, who broke his fingers*
Lancer: *”The way I die better not become a trend...”*
*Many children perished painfully to Caster and Ryuunosuke’s antics*
Tohsaka: *I never expected to go out by being stabbed in the back, literally*
Assassin: *”DONT BE AFRAID OF ARCHER HE SAID-“*
Also Assassin: *Oh god oh fuck we’re in the desert now*
Kiritstugu had a happy ending. He finally accepted it is ok to be happy for saving a single person instead of hopelessely run from one battle field to the next.
@@Blablubabub That wasn't a happy ending, it was a broken man trying to move past a terrible one.
ArmagetsuAMV he still went through a metric ton of shit
@@GamerJosh2611 He went his whole life through a ton of shit and only after Fate/zero he accepts that he doesn't have to save the world all by himself
ArmagetsuAMV still doesn’t null the shit he did go through beforehand during the war
As evil as he is, there's still something beautiful about the pure joy Kirei found in himself to express.
yeah i don't like him as a whole character but i like him as a villain
Yep. A man who thought he had no purpose in life meets a special friend and learns to enjoy the little things ~ unfortunately for everyone those little things took the form of war crimes
Him and Gilgamesh were the highlight of the season for me. I think more series should try giving their villans a character arc, even if it's something as simple or twisted as Kirei's
The way Kirei inserts those daggers inside Irisviel looks like he's casually inserting in the USB portal
Kirei best girl
Hiro -kun no zero two best girl
Nguyen Phuc Hoang Anh not even close
c mamo hijo de tu mama
Nguyen Phuc Hoang Anh not even a match.....
Cat'o mine kirei(idk why i decided to write it)
Kirei has a hole where his heart should be and I want to fill it.
*BEST GIRL*
Shirou beat you to it in the Fate route, with the same dagger that started that started this wonderful chain of events too.
....with Lancer's Gaë bölg.
...Kinky.
Jimbob STRANGE EXPRESSION
@@chaostomb wtf I finished the fate root and hadn't seen this.
fucking love that guy he is such a good antagonist
@@stairwaytoheaven8 I think that Kiritsugu and Kirei are a reverse of the protagonist/antagonist trope.
Kirei develops throughout the anime to be a piece of shit, the more sadistic kicks he does the happier he got, he went from having a boring and stale life as a priest to having the time of his life and learnt how to enjoy it more while
Kiritsugu mostly stays the same, he never got happy and his ironic fate of killing the many to save the few fits his ideology, and Kirei "won" in the end in the sense that the "antagonist" won but at what cost and resulted to them ultimately losing.
TLDR: Kirei was a bastard treated like a protagonist while Kiritsugu was trying to do the greater good in the expense of a lot of people and was narratively treated like an antagonist.
Kirei: I used to think there was something wrong with me and I needed to change my personality. But after a lot of time and consideration I realised who I was and embraced it: I'm a piece of shit
The part where kirei gets shot by kiritsugu and then come back laughing kills me XD
You agree that it's not gay, if it's clay, right?
@@changedname2244 of course!
@@changedname2244 Hello, fellow Fate protagonist.
And his first ever dialogue we listen after tragedy is " what an evil! Did my father really give birth to a bitch like me!!"😂🤣
OMG, he is adorable !!!
Rip wr content
under rated comment
Rip wr in general
I miss wr days
YOROKOBE SHONEN
Kotomine couldn't kill his own wife so he goes on killing other people's wives, drinks wine as a man chokes the love of his life to death and kills half the fucking city.
Mah dude is living his life!
"I'm here for a good time not a long time" -Kirei Kotomine
he wanted to kill his wife. Simple as that
F/Z 1:
Gil:Killing is fun u k
Kirei:U think killing people is fun and i don't wanna having fun
F/Z 2:
Gil:Told ya
Angra Mainyu saved the only person that mattered.
Hey don't say that, I went through hell and back to save Bazzet.
Angra Mainyu WTF
EMIYA beautiful
Angra Mainyu LMAO
Thanks
Aron's shitposting is the reason I still live
No, seriously, I was too busy watching all of them and missed a bus once, later it turned out said bus crashed
Tiduidu cool cool
+Tiduidu DAMN! O__O' Dodged a bullet Matrix-style, buddy!
Damn, that's amazing.
Aron saved your life
Shitposts save lives. You're lucky
Friend: do you have a happy anime i can watch?
Me: Fate/zero... its pure happiness
Also elifan lead and akame ga kill
@@Oracle1426 really only enjoyable part of akame ga kill was when they died
you guys are FOOLS 😂😂😂
FOOLS JUST!!!!
remind me to never read your comments again
Grave of fireflies is also pure fluff! So heartwarming!
and theres your lie in april n plastic memories for wholesome romcom
The fact that the "OW!" starts right as Kotiomi gets pierced makes this 10x better
Fate/zero has so much strangling someone there must have a fetish
Not just Zero. Remember Kuzuki strangling Saber?
Nasu and Urobuchi watched too much Evangelion.
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
Poor Iri is involved in 95% of it
@@ilyasbasuki3207 Riyo's Gudako also strangles Solomon/Goetia at one point.
Fate writer:"How many people's suffering do you want?
Kirei:"Yes"
Local Religious Man Learns How To Enjoy His Life.
lmao
I refuse to believe Gil wasnt recording all of this
※ただただ言峰綺礼が愉悦ってる動画です。
映像とbgmのギャップがw
Ahhh yes, The Adventures Of Kirei. What a heartwarming story.
Lol, he gives the knife he stabbed her dad with to her as a gift. This guy is freaking hillarious. Lol
Watching Fate Zero made me think that if Kirei summoned a servant without a catalyst he would probably summon Gil Archer
Probably shouldn't have given her that Azoth Blade, my guy.
Call it a hunch.
Yeah, Kirei really should have read the specifics of the return policy for that Azoth Blade.
@@chaostomb
You think he'd know it, seeing how he used those policies in the first place.
mAceOfHearts
Implying it didn't worth it for the years of laughter it caused.
only today after watching the third Heaven's feel film i came to understand what was with that blade x)
@@Jager_and_son yeah they projected gem sword using Azoth sword plus Shirou killed Saber with it. And in the Fate route Shirou also killed Kirei with that dagger.
Fate/Zero is a nice, warm tale of a young priest trying to find his way in life.
Gotta remind you to watch this masterpiece after 2 years
rewatch
Then he became friends with the ghost of an ancient Demi-god king who decides to help his new friend. Truly a great example of the magic of friendship.
World: being destroyed by the Holy Grail
Kirei e Gilgamesh: **Walking on Sunshine**
Kirei is that one teammate who decides to throw the game and kills his whole team with friendly fire. And somehow ends up winning.
愉悦部のこの楽しく、明るい紹介映像を見て入部を決心しました!
入部届けはどこに出せばいいですか?
強欲な壺 だすなだすなwww
ハチ公の前に0.01%の確率で9月末に金ぴかがいますそこで話をつけて下さい入部条件はワイン集めが趣味で金ぴかの認証が入ります
@@user-et9pk6mt5i 後、道化にならなければいけません。
私が顧問に届けておいてやろう。
君が好きな人、好きな言葉、一体どんな食べ物が好きなのか嫌いなのか、酒は飲めるか、麻婆豆腐は好きなのか、人生のどこに愉しみを感じるのかetc.....この入部届けの欄に全て記入してくれ。分からないところは私が教えよう。まずは腹ごしらえだ。これを食べたまえ。(一枚の紙と麻婆豆腐をテーブルに置く音)
外道神父言峰綺麗
好きな人?玉藻
好きな言葉 雑種
麻婆が好きで中華料理が嫌い
日本酒大好き麻婆好きだけど豆腐嫌い
人の不幸に愉悦を感じるetc…
(ガチです)
Claudia must be so happy to see him so happy.
This isn't just a parody of Fate/Zero, this IS Fate/Zero.
It seems that fate/zero is a wholesome anime.
It is, it gives k:on run for its money
愉悦部の皆さんは1日1回は見ましょう
陽気な曲で紛らわすな
射精膣内 愉悦ッ★
愉☆悦
愉☆悦
Fuck you
@@luxz06 ホモ
Fate/Zero is a heartwarming story about a priest discovering his meaning in life and learning how to enjoy living
If I had a nickel for every time a blond guy with red eyes and a evil priest are best friends, I would have two nickels, what isn’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice.
Damn fr 💀
Who?
Best friends with benefits*
year later but fun fact: kireis voice actor is the same as puccis voice actor in jojo eyes of heaven, and gils voice actor voices pucci in the anime and allstar battle royale
Did he really give Rin the Dagger he killed her father with?
yup
Yorokobe Rin
Kirei is the character I hated the most in Fate zero. Fuck the priest.
@@halinaqi2194 I'd definetly fuck him
Yes he did.
So basically kirei is the opposite distorted version of Shirou who finds extreme joy in others despair while shirou in others happiness i can see why som people compare them.
Some are not comparing. They are literally same in many ways. Those parallel are shown many times in heaven's feel route of fate stay night. Kirei don't able yo understand his nature. He want to become a good guy by throwing his nature. Shirou on the other want to become a better person by accepting nature. Best example is mapo tofu scene of heaven's feel which is not correctly shown in movie.
And the parallel goes even further when you realize that even their personal issues are similar: due to his survivor's guilt, Shirou feels unworthy to have strictly personal wishes or interests . It's implied (if not outright stated) that if he continues to forsake his own feelings and desires for others he will become an empty shell that feels alive only when he's helping people, just like Kirei who only feels alive when he makes people suffer
Shirou : *People die when they are killed*
Kirei and Cú : Oh, really?!
Everyone: Brooding, dark war, the deaths of both enemies and allies, from the past and present, weighing heavily in their minds.
Kotomine: **Wondrous rejoicing**
もっと評価されるべき。にしても、海外勢にも愉悦部はいたのか…
それな
Kirei gives Blade to Rin.
Kirei: why do I feel like that"s gonna bite me in the ass.
*Cut to fate route*
Kirei: Ah come on
I want Rin stab him in HF III.
@@hienaitakahashi6279 wont happen
@@Why1sThisAthing i hope
Fate/Zero summarized:
Kirei and Gilgamesh: HAHA!! HAHAHAHA!! AHAHA!!
Everyone else: **Pierced, Punched, Shot, Tortured, Ghoulified, Torn to pieces, Vaporized**
Except for Waver cause he's a good boi
Wait who was Vaporized and who was torn to pieces again?
@@water1374 Caster vaporized, Natalia torn to pieces :)
And finally, *broken beyond repair.*
I think you forget the one who kill himself lol
Gilgamesh and Kirei casually sipping wine in the background while two ppl kill each other was the best part
when you go to a anime world and realize it has 0 plot armor stat
Laughs in shirou
I see Kirei on the thumbnail, and I don't hesitate to press Like.
R.I.P Assasins, Ryuunosuke, Caster, Lancer, Kayneth, Sola-Ui, Tokiomi, Natalia, Mayia, Rin's mom, Irisviel, Rider, Berserker, Saber, Kariya, Kiritsugu's soul
LMAO they literally killed almost everyone
Well...Rin and Sakura's mom technically survived, but I bet she would rather be dead than... You know. What a truly happy show this Fate/Zero is
pticu1 the mom’s body certainly survived, but her mind was more broken than Kiritsugu’s soul. Hardly what anyone would mean when referring to ‘living’ or living through something. Perfectly reasonable to add her to Kotomine’s Kill Streak.
Didn't Assassin survive in Heaven's Feel?
@@boiankoNo. If I remember correctly, some loli-wielding priest killed him
@@boianko uhhh
Assassin that kirei has in zero is hassan of the hundred faces while in heavens feel zouken summoned hassan of the cursed arm
Kirei killing tokioshit makes him the best character in all of fiction
Thank you for your input kotominussy9754
@@localpriest6337 so true fellow kirei enjoyer
Maybe if he found mapo tofu earlier before all of this happened/before meeting Gilgamesh, then maybe just maybe he already found his true happiness earlier as well and will not commit such acts
People debating why you should hate kerei.
Me loving his every moment in show: "I'm craving a different kind of fun."
90% fate stay night is about kotomine trying to enjoy life
"Whats your favorite fate ship?"
Me:- "Kotomeme x Gigglemesh"
最初の「アアォ!」のとこ好きw
1:21 That's smile. Yes, that smile. Perfection.
Kotomine was jealous that Ryuunosuke and Gil were able to accept their murderous nature and enjoy the wonders of the world
I just want to say that this video is literally what brought me to Fate 4 years ago. Like I literally saw all of this and was like "Holy crap, I really have to watch this!" Fate/Zero is still the peak for me, 10/10
This anime straight up changed my preference in anime from shonen to seinen lmao
Kire was the true MVP of Fate/Zero and Heaven's Feel.
0:28 that face is priceless. I rewatch this video almost every day just for that face....he is having so much fun....I am so happy for him!
Too bad he later had to go and get himself a Lancer
Yea should just have killed rin himself
Or called shirou to a fight...
@@khallylanijar4178 that won't be fun for him. What i find funny is he waited for 10 years just to do these things again you have to praise his dedication though
@@randomguypassingby4409 no i'm pretty sure he was having Fun in fate as he loved to torment shirou survivor guilt and try to compare him to a inferior kiritsugu, but even that he was having Fun, the cause of his death was a irony of the destiny, which he also finded It very amusing. but in heavens feel... OOOHH BOY, he was having the time of his life, not only the grail was the most ugly and stained possible, which is everything he could possibly wish for, but shirou there is Someone who would do anything for the sake of one person, even letting others die. This was something he din't think It would be so interesting and Fun, i mean they even teamed up to try to save illya but as angra mayu was the last thing hurting Sakura, shirou decides to destroy It and kotomine decides that It has the right to be born even though is totally evil, leading to a epic fight.
Look in UBW route he IS totally in the background and is killed because nasu remenbered him, i mean the star of the route is Gilgamesh after all, he din't have any Fun there and mostly thanks to medea.
Kirei: kills rin's father
Kirei: daughter mine now
Shirou: people die if they are killed
Kotomine: about that
Such a heartwarming anime. It surprises me that you didn't put the lovely moments of Matou Zouken and little Sakura.
Omg fr!!! It was so touching 🥺 perfect example of a healthy relationship, no red flag detected, I only see green 🥰
1:16 Fate route Kirei is gonna regret this.
The fact that he sells Mapo tofu in Illya timeline proves that he just want to live his kife
これね、英語の歌詞を訳すと:
今自分の人生を最っっっ高にエンジョイしてるぜ!人生最高!!サンシャインの中を歩いてる気分さ!!!
ってことなのよ
全てのシーンにおいて言峰綺礼の心情とマッチしてるよね。ワインが今日もおいしいなぁ
Everyone else in Fate/Zero: Dying, getting slapped by reality
Kirei and Gilgamesh: It's just a prank bro
edit:
*comment reached 1k likes*
kirei: Yorokobe shounen...
LMFAO!
Same as team cool
@@drag0fek0 saigo no cooooooll
@@drag0fek0 KUUUUUUUURU!
The funny thing is that it literally was Kirei’s social experiment.
all the comments say fate zero is a very beautiful slice of life, comedy, peaceful show. i should watch it
Yes it brings blessing on this cruel world
Kotomine's sadistic adventures
0:48愉悦で飲むワインはさぞ美味しかろう
Kirei: "Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth."
Gil: Do you wanna be gay and do crimes?
Kirei: You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Huh Gilgasmesh is not a gay. What is this. Why do you women objectify men so much
@@fahadmalik8862 Not a woman. Also, it's also a joke.
@@-THE_META "Fahad Malik Not a woman. Fate Gilgamesh might be bi, have to check. It's also a joke." - The META He is not gay
@@-THE_META what are you a cis man or trans man.
@@fahadmalik8862 Cis, but stop assuming and judging people by their identity.
Find someone who holds you tight the same way Kotomine does.
if i remembered correctly, in the novel there was a part that he said that he enjoyed fully watching Rin receiving the dagger while trying to hold her cry, he also described that moment was like a fine wine that he would never forget. now we all appreciate that he was eventually killed by Shirou with the same dagger he used to kill Rin's father.
As someone who watched stay night first....
holy shit
Thats also my reaction
This is gonna need an update post HF movies.
If I won the grail. My wish would be, to start my life over again as a child. Having Kirei adopt me, only to raise me to be a sociopath serial killer father son duo. Where we go around, and always trying to one up each other.
Boulde I'll be sure to ice you first in the next Grail War
Nah, you go straight to the church's basement.
Just like the others.
RIP Wish :)
So you want to be Caren Hortensia?
@@LeonGun8 he didn't help her to grow up tho.
0:32 you may not like it, but this is what peak gilgachad looks like
*0:31
"gilgachad" lmao
性根の腐った人すごいいい笑顔