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I guess Electric Jesus &co will have its swan song accompanied by Black Sabbath replays of such classics as Electric Funeral, and ironically, Iron Man. 🤦♂️
@@blackguy-ij7ij Full self driving is old hack. The horse tram going across the causeway from Victor Harbour to Granite Island. The driver collects fares while while the horse drives unattended, something a Tesla can not do.
@shatbad2960 the guy literally caught a reusable booster out of thin air, has objectively the best EV of any manufacturer and his robots are able to walk on 2 legs and serve drinks at a bar. Remote control or not, that's insane robotics. John needs to remove his head from his ass. The jealousy is childish.
Give it time Musk's down fall is in motion he has always been a loser he only made people think he was smart even the fan boys are leaving he will be broke within 5 yrs.
@@craigquann the guy did not, people he hired did. Human assisted robots poured drinks. Many other robotics manufacturers also nailed walking bots. Some of us think that fawning over a grifter despite the evidence of his endless bs, is childish. He's one of the biggest welfare queens in the USA
I think these are different ones, specialized 2 seater taxis with no steering wheel or other controls apparently, and luggage capacity for maybe one person’s airline luggage. The taxi companies were considering buying lots of these to use, but car rental data from a certain company made them change their minds😂jk but the photos look like props from the ‘I robot’ movie, especially that art-deco party bus. The movie robots had a face tho, more harmless and human looking and less killer robot type of appearance from a sci-fi movie😂jk
@@julieta203 Bladerunner lol, let me know when these things can just fly then😂😆🤣jk but the original Bladerunner movie was set in 2019, where's the flying cars, the realistic androids, the skyscraper sized moving billboards. C'mon guys, at least give me a noodle shop every 100 feet in LA like in the movie🤔😏😆
They might get a lot of use if they were washed down inside between uses. As soon as the welfare politicians start handing out credit cards, bums will occasionally need to heave or take a dump in the back seat. The AI guidance system better be able to smell !
I don't know whether to feel amused or worried that wealth doesn't necessarily correlate with wisdom, for these people are often the ones financing the politicians making legislation.
He's also fleeced less wealthy, ordinary, and poor folks through the political class's alternative energy and EV mandates. We're all stuck paying for his machinations, though I neither blame him nor envy him -- I very seriously considered the same path.
Fleecing government bodies and tax payers is much more of his forte than fleecing rich folks... His businesses are primarily propped by subsidies, tax cuts and hype which are impacting 'regular folks' far more than rich investors...
@@Toaster-v1zthe design is so wonky, like having such low ground clearance that potholes would cause the bottom undercarriage to get all scraped up in days (you could have it rise up during travel, but the demo didn’t seem to show that)🤔🙄😏
Yep , imagine paying all that money over and above the cost of the car for full self drive and you still have to drive it :) , there's a sucker born every minute :) .
@@mikldude9376 it's called supervised cause it needs training, as it gets trained more & more, it gets better, but if you are too concern about it, just buy GM cruise or ask to waymo to sell their cars to you
@@peterjones6322 Well to be fair , there are 2 billion ice vehicles or there abouts on the planet , some ranging anything up to 50 years old in various states of maintenance , meanwhile EVs in total are barely even a fraction of 1 % of vehicles on the planet , and most EVs are quite new in comparison , i have no doubt the numbers of EV barbeques will steadily rise as there becomes more of them .
@@peterjones6322 Of course there have. Some of us are old enough to remember the Ford Pinto fiasco. Ford barely lived that one down. Indeed all manufacturers make mistakes and are reluctant to spend the money to fix them. Somehow though, Tesla seems to get a pass, and that is what bothers me. I am not anti-EV, in fact we own a Nissan Leaf as well as a plug-in Hybrid. When the model 3 first came out I almost bought one. The lack of manual latches in the rear which meant my kids would have had no escape in a crash with power failure (common) was a deal-breaker for me... Manual releases on ALL doors are a must to me. But to each their own...
Only 2.5% of Cybertruck preorders have been completed, but now the list is completed (I am inferring 97.5% of the CT preorders cancelled). Notably in the earnings call, Tesla/Musk did not address how this "future of Tesla EV" will sell in the future.
John, that was the funniest and best video you have ever done. 👌. I'm downloading it for my personal legacy channel so my family in the 25th century can literally kack themselves stupid over our automotive history 😅😅
I carried a tub of butter, a large bottle of milk and a jar of marmalade from the table to the kitchen and fridge the other day and put them all away in one journey without having to put anything down. When a personal robot can be demonstrated doing that incredibly basic task in exactly the same way, with no human intervention, I'll be impressed. Alas at the moment it would need to make three journeys, take about 20 minutes and there's a chance I'd have melted butter, chilled marmalade and off milk once it was done. There will need no useful roboslave for that is exactly what they are) in the next 20 years.
Those sort of robots, are for people who want a slave, without the ethical issues. I think they should get their arses off the couch and do it themselves.
@@waynerobertson511you're right, plus one of the chores seems to be watering plants, plants grow better when tended by caring humans who even talk to us ( we plants get lonely so the attention is nice👍😊). That’s why I always have a pleasant conversation with my cactus friend while I dump a cup of fresh water on his head🤔😏😂jk
No need. The driving was geofenced over intensely surveyed fake roads with no traffic in good weather using GPS. No relation to real free FSD, which his own engineers, testifying under oath to regulators, have conceded is nowhere on the horizon. Fake FSD, Fake van. Fake robot. Same old grift.
Yep, I thought the exact same thing. Firing 14k people, lots of unsold cars in lots in US and the Cybertruck only sold maybe 2% of the original orders. Enron, ah, excuse me, Elon is going down at some point. Let's just hope Trump is not elected as otherwise, Elon will have even more money and a Presidential pardon in his pocket.
@@bewitched3912hmmm, the airport shuttle apparently decided it wanted more than just going around the airport on a railway, this is what happen when AI gets involved with existing technology 😂jk
0:32 "Tesla with the Steady Hand of electric J's always so firmly on the tiller" and boy has his hand been working over time, I've never seen a better case to make a man wear boxing cloves to bed.
John you have outdone yourself, reading this after Q3 results this stand up comedy has been elevated substantially... Please do keep providing us with content that displays your "Expert" status so vividly it has had me on the floor rolling in laughter yet again.... Well done!
I like the toaster. But I'd like to have one as an actual toaster. Not as a vehicle. I guess he plans to use screens and cameras rather than windows but that just adds something else to go wrong and it would be strange when parked.
It would mean you couldn't see the corpses in the cars. I'm getting Fallout vibes. They could show images of happy people instead, to avoid upsetting anyone
FWIW, glass windows are too old school for modern times, future homes will have 8K 120 inch video screens that display what’s just behind the panel outside to make it seem like just a big transparent glass panel in the wall🤔😏😳🙄😂
A two door cab with a fastback so there's no headroom and passengers have to squeeze through to the backseat and no luggage space in the trunk and a van with no windows ... stellar
You are so right. If the electric vehicles were a serious option, there would be major amounts of charging infrastructure throughout the country. Instead, pie in the sky predictions, and major flaws in design. The electric pickup truck has been likened to a dumpster. An electric taxi, would be a frightening experience.😡
Look up the TSLA share price now man, its completely recovered from the recent correction and even up for the month. The whole "haha ya share price dropped" shtick completely ignores how markets operate.
Yeah, shares operate on 'belief' and there are still the deluded who think it's a great company. Just as DJT shares are going down the pan because people know it's crap.
Fwiw, stock prices generally arent easily figured out as far as why ups and downs occur, because lots of things can change a stock price, even just public opinion. Its just on paper gains and losses anyway, because you don't have a fixed number till you actually sell 🤔
I was passed by a pink Tesla on my way back from Austin. I spent the next 40 miles contemplating what sort of synapses had to have occurred in the grey matter in order for someone to come to the conclusion that buying it was actually a good idea.
Here's a list of the top 25 sellers in the USA so far for 2024. Only one pure EV on the list (#4, Model Y). Every other entrant is overwhelmingly ICE or hybrid. www.kbb.com/best-cars/top-10-25-best-selling-cars-trucks-suvs/
The first car designed for a million miles. Bet that electric cars will do that someday not too far away. They will be super when they figure out how to prevent battery fires ... or put them out quicker. Fifty percent more range with fast charging will come out in just a few years and end ICE.
@@DrJuan-ev8lu I agree with everything you said, except that the range extension will happen in the next 12 months and not take a few years. This demented RUclipsr provides no technical details, no real analysis, it's just a personal rant. It occurs to me that most of the mainly men commenting here, are just angry with their own lives because they have done nothing, will do nothing and are very bitter. The best thing to say about this idiot youtuber is that he gives an outlet for the losers who hate anyone as successful as Elon Musk.
It's funny to me that Tesla fanboys think that removing the steering wheel will magically solve self driving. If they already had solved it, wouldn't it be in the newest software update? But sure they are holding the software update back and reserves it for a car painted gold that is gonna be sold for a fraction of the price of their other products. Because reasons. Wouldn't it make more sense to at least introduce it to the Cybertruck customers who currently are cancelling their orders en masse? And also how can their products be appreciating assets when they are effectively screwing over every customer that bought any Tesla product pre the gold painted turd?
The original GMC motor home looked good and is still coveted. The question is: When can Musk add in some style and pizzaz. Detroit has that in spades. But in the early days it is natural to focus on product engineering and then manufacturability. Give the man credit because he has done that incredibly well.
In breaking news that Kirk said to Spock, and Spock said to nobody, the Hydrogen Car is almost a reality. All it takes is: A Battery Pack (to start the thing), Battery Pack (to store regenerative energy), DC to DC Converter (to align voltage), an FCEV, a fuel cell stack, a fuel filter. A fuel Tank (to store the Hydrogen), an FCEV + another FCEV and the transmission. It's just that the damn thing has Got no Soul. Anyone for a Boxster GTS 4.0 (manual).
I can just picture Optimus sitting amongst the family and friends when someone notices smoke coming from it's head. As everyone runs for their lives expecting a well known thermal event, good old Optimus runs right along with them, easily passing grandma and somehow keeping up with mother in law. (must have been some form of programming glitch...)
And still so many people buy into Elon's weapons grade kool-aid. It's embarrassing to see how many people seem to WANT to be fooled by bullshitters like Elon.
They are not valued on the basis of being a development and manufacturing company. They are valued based on upon the following of believers. Believers do not require any evidence or proof. They believe and will adjust their version of the truth to fit what they are told. Reminds me of other institutions that have been around for a couple of thousand years. Personal opnion.
@bronteturner446 obviously you don't do the maths. Divide the bonus he took recently out of the company by the number of car sales. The maths proves that the market cap is totally detached from the sales revenue proving the point above.
The robovan won't need windows because it can have flat screens inside where the windows would otherwise be, showing the view from external cameras, which is way more profound than something as primitive as glass. Using AI video-processing gives the added benefit of being able to filter the outside view, erasing all non-white pedestrians, and adding giant banners of Space Adolf draped from buildings at 50m intervals.
My report was on the market's response to 'We, Robot'. The price hike came after it was uploaded, and it's a bubble. The P/E is 86 - meaning the market is kidding itself that this hi-tech hokum is going to happen.
I bought a Model 3 because I drive over 100 miles per day and have dirt cheap electricity. It's an amazing car, and FSD, while VERY convenient, is nowhere near ready for unsupervised driving.
We had a great mix in this Segment, Optimus, WARNING WARNING, a potential Bus, and my favourite bit Mary Ann and Ginger from Lost in Space. Love the variety on your channel John.
In a previous video you mentioned about seatbelt cameras ,you failed to mention the government had failed to meet the requiement of alerting the public that a seatbelt camera id ahead or in use WHY are they not alerting people to the use of cameras as is requied for speeding and traffic lights
October 12 dip, posted on October 25th, the day after when it went back up almost double that dip and is so far more or less staying at that level. Talk about bad timing 😬
You expect people to come out of these vehicles alive, you expect too much. Lost 4 in Canada yesterday, and I saw a video of a Tesla burning underwater in Florida. I’ve become concerned and I’m getting blasting mats to put over my back seat, have RAV4 hybrid. Haven’t heard the word Hobo used in years, though I consider my look a “Hobo chic”. Should bring your act to the stage if you haven’t already.
Rebounded on Thursday from $213.65 on Wednesday. Biggest one day jump for Tesla since 2013 but there is really no clear reason why. Q3 earnings were up but not enough to justify such a jump in my opinion.
Tesla reports profit jump despite flat revenue and price cuts. Cost cutting alone can't explain it. Looks like some creative accounting method was used.
"Approximately never." 🤣 Your moments of shining wordsmith brilliance are a glory to behold, and I'm not "blowing smoke up your ass" as the Americans would say. Good job 👍
And, owning a self driving taxi with its associated public liability insurance requirements would put the cost way out of range for the average person.
@@Reprint001people really have no idea how costly an accident can be, especially if medical bills are involved (insurance companies do know however, which is why insurance may never become available)
While you are on a roll about Electric Jesus, could you please give us your expert engineering and physics view on the Space X Rocket re-entry video that the fan boys are frothing about?
NASA beat him on re-usable rockets by roughly 40 years... Bezos beat him on that front for privately owned businesses. The Russians also did it before the USSR collapsed.
The specification for a London taxi includes that it must accommodate a gentleman wearing a top hat and tails, plus a lady wearing a large bridal gown, it must take 5 passengers excluding the driver, it must take 3 large suitcases and most important it must carry a bale of hay for the horse. Which of those would exclude the Golden Dump from contention?
Everyone is shitcanning the 2 seat idea. But I'd say if it's small, light and efficient, then why not. Not every cab has to be a maxi. I see heaps of cabs with only one passenger. (I drive in and out of OOL on a regular basis, ferrying damaged hire cars to panel shops and back).
Wall street analysts are a bunch BS artistes. Toyota's P/E ratio (Share price divided by annual profit divided by nbr of shares) is about 7 and Tesla's is about 72. This is because Tesla's share price is based on future growth but Toyota more on its current production. So more profit from physical cars shouldn't be a big catalyst but it is.
Geez mate that dry retching wasn’t conducive to my about to partake cheese and meat platter! Of course with a nice glass or three of Mr Mick Tempranillo! Oh and as much as I liked your 60’s tv sitcom short list, it’s a definite Barbara Eden for me mate!
Pundits say that the Cybertruck has a good road /handling balance & steers well for it’s size with AWD & all wheel steering, but everything else is up for dispute.
The van/toaster DOES have windows. You can see it a bit in the upper photo you show. Video from the inside shows the dark sections on top and sides are glass. So you can see out, kind of. They still may not be useful to reduce motion sickness but it DOES have windows
Excellent analysis of Electric Hesus, a science fiction propagandist on par with the likes of L. Ron Hubbard. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Well... regarding EJ's pronouncements regarding pretty much everything? My dear old Dad always told me "Never pay any attention to a braying jackass - no matter how many legs it has". Words to live by...👍 (this emoji is for you, John, 'cause I know how much you like them...)
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buy Toyota and sleep sound
High speed, low drag.
I guess Electric Jesus &co will have its swan song accompanied by Black Sabbath replays of such classics as Electric Funeral, and ironically, Iron Man. 🤦♂️
Ellie May for the win.
"Who's going to fact check you later?", asked John. Thunderf00t, of course.
Struck a chord? Not keen on reality?
Who you going to call
Thunderf00t
Got full self driving yet? You should have had it by 2017
Foot has MDS
@@blackguy-ij7ij Full self driving is old hack. The horse tram going across the causeway from Victor Harbour to Granite Island. The driver collects fares while while the horse drives unattended, something a Tesla can not do.
I work for Continental, and I can assure you we do not manufacture gold walled tyres....
Hmmm, so only just whitewalls then? Too bad, glow in the dark tires would be so futuristic 😂jk
@@IndyAvocadoKid
On the side note some reflective security markings on the side of tyres could be a safety bonus.
To be fair, he is the most successful vapourware salesman ever....
Con man.
@shatbad2960 the guy literally caught a reusable booster out of thin air, has objectively the best EV of any manufacturer and his robots are able to walk on 2 legs and serve drinks at a bar. Remote control or not, that's insane robotics. John needs to remove his head from his ass. The jealousy is childish.
Give it time Musk's down fall is in motion he has always been a loser he only made people think he was smart even the fan boys are leaving he will be broke within 5 yrs.
Uann: Completely agree. Elon is the next Steve Jobs but 10xed. Everyone is just jealous
@@craigquann the guy did not, people he hired did. Human assisted robots poured drinks. Many other robotics manufacturers also nailed walking bots. Some of us think that fawning over a grifter despite the evidence of his endless bs, is childish. He's one of the biggest welfare queens in the USA
Aren't these the same robot taxis that Tesla was supposed to have a million of them by 2020? Or is this another one
I think these are different ones, specialized 2 seater taxis with no steering wheel or other controls apparently, and luggage capacity for maybe one person’s airline luggage. The taxi companies were considering buying lots of these to use, but car rental data from a certain company made them change their minds😂jk but the photos look like props from the ‘I robot’ movie, especially that art-deco party bus. The movie robots had a face tho, more harmless and human looking and less killer robot type of appearance from a sci-fi movie😂jk
same but different the first ones where based on the model 3 these have their designs completely ripped of from I.Robot and Bladerunner
@@julieta203 Bladerunner lol, let me know when these things can just fly then😂😆🤣jk but the original Bladerunner movie was set in 2019, where's the flying cars, the realistic androids, the skyscraper sized moving billboards. C'mon guys, at least give me a noodle shop every 100 feet in LA like in the movie🤔😏😆
I think they should sue him@@julieta203
@@IndyAvocadoKidon Mars at Elon's colony, obviously. 😂😂
"Hey.....(whistle) come here Cybercab!!!!"
Cybercab equipped with cutting edge Tesla tech runs over human before opening it's door.
At least it won't break into your house after taking you to the airport.
@@gavinb9627Don't bet on it..!
Self parking cars of any brand also seems like a expensive insurance claim in waiting because someones car got damaged while self parking🤔🙄😒
They might get a lot of use if they were washed down inside between uses. As soon as the welfare politicians start handing out credit cards, bums will occasionally need to heave or take a dump in the back seat. The AI guidance system better be able to smell !
@@IndyAvocadoKid Not to mention a squished rug rat on a tricycle.
Musk is a genius, he figured out how to flece rich people at a totally unprecedented rate.
I don't know whether to feel amused or worried that wealth doesn't necessarily correlate with wisdom, for these people are often the ones financing the politicians making legislation.
He's also fleeced less wealthy, ordinary, and poor folks through the political class's alternative energy and EV mandates. We're all stuck paying for his machinations, though I neither blame him nor envy him -- I very seriously considered the same path.
Fleecing government bodies and tax payers is much more of his forte than fleecing rich folks... His businesses are primarily propped by subsidies, tax cuts and hype which are impacting 'regular folks' far more than rich investors...
@@zwerko yeah the stock price is based on the "subsidies". how are you people this stupid?
he's actual fleecing all Americans since his businesses are all government funded
This ev bus looks like a toaster.. and will even more so when thick smoke and flames shoot out it's roof at one point.
But hey, it has golden paint.
And the passengers burnt charcoal finish...!
@@michaelnorth3666 Gives me also some brazen bull vibes. As i assume the doors won´t open in the event of a battery runaway.
The worst part is you have to duck down to exit😂
@@Toaster-v1zthe design is so wonky, like having such low ground clearance that potholes would cause the bottom undercarriage to get all scraped up in days (you could have it rise up during travel, but the demo didn’t seem to show that)🤔🙄😏
@@michaelnorth3666the passengers pop out through a hatch in the roof when they’re done cooking.
This was a real banger John, its for exactly this kind of takedown with no holds that I tune in. Can't wait for the next one
Hello from the Netherlands. My prediction: Biggest class action lawsuit in history. Think of the all the people who paid for full self driving...
you're cooked if you're that smart in your daily basis
And all the people who put a 25k deposit down for a Roadster...
Yep , imagine paying all that money over and above the cost of the car for full self drive and you still have to drive it :) , there's a sucker born every minute :) .
@@mikldude9376 it's called supervised cause it needs training, as it gets trained more & more, it gets better, but if you are too concern about it, just buy GM cruise or ask to waymo to sell their cars to you
Fool self driving
Electric Jesus is a thermal runaway special.
To be honest, gassers also burn up too.
Tesla's just need a battery with built in fire extinguisher.
That and a fire escape.
I wonder if the 4 people that were cremated in a Tesl@ recently kept their THERMAL RUN-AWAY 🔥 FIRE EXTINGUISHER in their frunk ???
I believe there has never ever been a person burned to death in an ICE vehicle 👍
@@peterjones6322 5-600 a year in the US alone.
Solution: Ejection Seats !
@@peterjones6322 Well to be fair , there are 2 billion ice vehicles or there abouts on the planet , some ranging anything up to 50 years old in various states of maintenance , meanwhile EVs in total are barely even a fraction of 1 % of vehicles on the planet , and most EVs are quite new in comparison , i have no doubt the numbers of EV barbeques will steadily rise as there becomes more of them .
@@peterjones6322 Of course there have. Some of us are old enough to remember the Ford Pinto fiasco. Ford barely lived that one down. Indeed all manufacturers make mistakes and are reluctant to spend the money to fix them. Somehow though, Tesla seems to get a pass, and that is what bothers me. I am not anti-EV, in fact we own a Nissan Leaf as well as a plug-in Hybrid. When the model 3 first came out I almost bought one. The lack of manual latches in the rear which meant my kids would have had no escape in a crash with power failure (common) was a deal-breaker for me... Manual releases on ALL doors are a must to me. But to each their own...
Only 2.5% of Cybertruck preorders have been completed, but now the list is completed (I am inferring 97.5% of the CT preorders cancelled). Notably in the earnings call, Tesla/Musk did not address how this "future of Tesla EV" will sell in the future.
Ironically, the stainless steel body is reminiscent of the DeLorean.
No windows robovan, like a coffin on wheels with extra headroom.
John, that was the funniest and best video you have ever done. 👌. I'm downloading it for my personal legacy channel so my family in the 25th century can literally kack themselves stupid over our automotive history 😅😅
It was the description of driving the kids to school in a vehicle reminiscent of a "railway urinal" 😂😂 that cracked me up!!
WARNING: Will Robinson, WARNING...
I carried a tub of butter, a large bottle of milk and a jar of marmalade from the table to the kitchen and fridge the other day and put them all away in one journey without having to put anything down. When a personal robot can be demonstrated doing that incredibly basic task in exactly the same way, with no human intervention, I'll be impressed. Alas at the moment it would need to make three journeys, take about 20 minutes and there's a chance I'd have melted butter, chilled marmalade and off milk once it was done.
There will need no useful roboslave for that is exactly what they are) in the next 20 years.
Those sort of robots, are for people who want a slave, without the ethical issues.
I think they should get their arses off the couch and do it themselves.
I agree with you, plus I’ve seen humans at restaurants in the 1980s carry so many plates of food that maybe 4 robots would be needed for one table🤔😏😊
@@waynerobertson511you're right, plus one of the chores seems to be watering plants, plants grow better when tended by caring humans who even talk to us ( we plants get lonely so the attention is nice👍😊). That’s why I always have a pleasant conversation with my cactus friend while I dump a cup of fresh water on his head🤔😏😂jk
I bet that cyber cab is a two seater because someone in the back was driving it 😂
No need. The driving was geofenced over intensely surveyed fake roads with no traffic in good weather using GPS. No relation to real free FSD, which his own engineers, testifying under oath to regulators, have conceded is nowhere on the horizon. Fake FSD, Fake van. Fake robot. Same old grift.
@@dazdoestip6459 The driver is hidden in the frunk. They unlock it and let him out at the end of the shift.
It was fully driven by AI. Another Indian.
@@javelinXH992Poor guy, that sounds worse than wearing a costume at Disneyland during hot Summer weather🤔😏😂
Just a note , the red outline on your thumbnail , makes it look like I've already watched it , probably not the intention.
Cheers
Yup ‼️‼️
They didn’t just paint the wheels. They painted the tires.
Even my grandkids don't go over the lines when they're colouring-in. 😛
Interesting that no one checks Tesla’s financial results as looks like another Enron, noted that the last two CFO resigned and cashed in their shares
They just made $2b in profit. lol Enron.
@@santoshrathod123 Had a stroke 2 months ago. I also find it difficult to extrapolate.
Yep, I thought the exact same thing. Firing 14k people, lots of unsold cars in lots in US and the Cybertruck only sold maybe 2% of the original orders. Enron, ah, excuse me, Elon is going down at some point. Let's just hope Trump is not elected as otherwise, Elon will have even more money and a Presidential pardon in his pocket.
Oh please 😂😂😂
$33bn in cash and minimal debt, Enron was the other way round
A bus designed by someone who never catches the bus.
FWIW, pretty impressive interior, never seen a bus interior that looks like it was designed by Gulfstream Aerospace😂jk
@@IndyAvocadoKidwith comparable costs?😂😮
@@markbrown8097 ahaha, probably just as expensive! Its a corporate SUV jet that lost its wings and grew wheels🤔😏😂
Yeah, because you might end up sitting next to a mass murderer. How does that not also apply to robovan?
No windows means that you don't have to cover your eyes while travelling in this contraption.
It's to hide the embarrassment of being seen in one.
The bus reminds me of the space navigator housing from the 1980s version of the Dune movie.
Airport shuttle 😅
@@bewitched3912hmmm, the airport shuttle apparently decided it wanted more than just going around the airport on a railway, this is what happen when AI gets involved with existing technology 😂jk
@@IndyAvocadoKid lol
0:32 "Tesla with the Steady Hand of electric J's always so firmly on the tiller" and boy has his hand been working over time, I've never seen a better case to make a man wear boxing cloves to bed.
"Electric jesus!" My new favorite way to call musk!
John you have outdone yourself, reading this after Q3 results this stand up comedy has been elevated substantially... Please do keep providing us with content that displays your "Expert" status so vividly it has had me on the floor rolling in laughter yet again.... Well done!
If a Cyber truck backed over Elon Musk in a forest….would anyone care?
The bear might - depends on where he was having a ....
Saw one parked in Oakland Ca. ...i suspect they wanted it stolen as in bad section
@@nickmalone3143 Even I know there's no forest in Oakland.
Yes, the full on fan boy club.
@@nickmalone3143man even theives don't want that garbage
Coast to coast USA road trip unassisted by 2017! Promised in 2017 itself.
Casualties : 200
I like the toaster.
But I'd like to have one as an actual toaster.
Not as a vehicle.
I guess he plans to use screens and cameras rather than windows but that just adds something else to go wrong and it would be strange when parked.
It would mean you couldn't see the corpses in the cars. I'm getting Fallout vibes.
They could show images of happy people instead, to avoid upsetting anyone
FWIW, glass windows are too old school for modern times, future homes will have 8K 120 inch video screens that display what’s just behind the panel outside to make it seem like just a big transparent glass panel in the wall🤔😏😳🙄😂
Wasn’t the big one from Ireland? Rob O’Van.
A two door cab with a fastback so there's no headroom and passengers have to squeeze through to the backseat and no luggage space in the trunk and a van with no windows ... stellar
You are so right. If the electric vehicles were a serious option, there would be major amounts of charging infrastructure throughout the country. Instead, pie in the sky predictions, and major flaws in design. The electric pickup truck has been likened to a dumpster. An electric taxi, would be a frightening experience.😡
Look up the TSLA share price now man, its completely recovered from the recent correction and even up for the month. The whole "haha ya share price dropped" shtick completely ignores how markets operate.
You cant heal stupid Fanboys.
Yeah, shares operate on 'belief' and there are still the deluded who think it's a great company. Just as DJT shares are going down the pan because people know it's crap.
Fwiw, stock prices generally arent easily figured out as far as why ups and downs occur, because lots of things can change a stock price, even just public opinion. Its just on paper gains and losses anyway, because you don't have a fixed number till you actually sell 🤔
Here for the comments :)
I was passed by a pink Tesla on my way back from Austin. I spent the next 40 miles contemplating what sort of synapses had to have occurred in the grey matter in order for someone to come to the conclusion that buying it was actually a good idea.
I'd say they wrapped it pink. Which of course has a very negative impact on resale. Because it's not free to remove the wrap.
I'd say they wrapped it. Thus removing the cost of taking off the wrap, plus a bit more, from the already poor resale value.
😂😂😂
Let us revisit this in a few years.
Its a blessing to have a sound mind and someone who can think in a straight line. If only we had a few more beautiful minds. Brilliant John!
most flock tending requires big gumboots....for the sheep's rear legs
Cmon John! Don’t be jealous. Ice cars are the past
Spot on.
Here's a list of the top 25 sellers in the USA so far for 2024. Only one pure EV on the list (#4, Model Y). Every other entrant is overwhelmingly ICE or hybrid. www.kbb.com/best-cars/top-10-25-best-selling-cars-trucks-suvs/
Does anyone remember Checker Motor Corporation? They built real cabs and were not run by a guy who publicly smokes weed.
What's wrong with smoking weed cant be that bad if millions off people smoke it .. but I bet you think booze is great for you ?
The first car designed for a million miles.
Bet that electric cars will do that someday not too far away.
They will be super when they figure out how to prevent battery fires ... or put them out quicker.
Fifty percent more range with fast charging will come out in just a few years and end ICE.
@@DrJuan-ev8luI think I heard that same spiel a few years ago.
@@DrJuan-ev8lu I agree with everything you said, except that the range extension will happen in the next 12 months and not take a few years. This demented RUclipsr provides no technical details, no real analysis, it's just a personal rant. It occurs to me that most of the mainly men commenting here, are just angry with their own lives because they have done nothing, will do nothing and are very bitter. The best thing to say about this idiot youtuber is that he gives an outlet for the losers who hate anyone as successful as Elon Musk.
What happens when a giant dam wall starts to move and little cracks start to trickle water?
It's funny to me that Tesla fanboys think that removing the steering wheel will magically solve self driving. If they already had solved it, wouldn't it be in the newest software update? But sure they are holding the software update back and reserves it for a car painted gold that is gonna be sold for a fraction of the price of their other products. Because reasons. Wouldn't it make more sense to at least introduce it to the Cybertruck customers who currently are cancelling their orders en masse? And also how can their products be appreciating assets when they are effectively screwing over every customer that bought any Tesla product pre the gold painted turd?
Robo van looks like a toaster haha
The original GMC motor home looked good and is still coveted. The question is: When can Musk add in some style and pizzaz. Detroit has that in spades. But in the early days it is natural to focus on product engineering and then manufacturability. Give the man credit because he has done that incredibly well.
Excellent video. Nailed it.
Yep, stock price higher than before the announcement, really nailed it.
@@bartholomewedwards5782 They flies are still after the shit.
It’s funny how you made the video and just as you wanted to publish it Tesla stock jumped. :)))
John, well done on getting through this report without coughing up blood. It must have been close.
In breaking news that Kirk said to Spock, and Spock said to nobody, the Hydrogen Car is almost a reality. All it takes is: A Battery Pack (to start the thing), Battery Pack (to store regenerative energy), DC to DC Converter (to align voltage), an FCEV, a fuel cell stack, a fuel filter. A fuel Tank (to store the Hydrogen), an FCEV + another FCEV and the transmission.
It's just that the damn thing has Got no Soul.
Anyone for a Boxster GTS 4.0 (manual).
I can just picture Optimus sitting amongst the family and friends when someone notices smoke coming from it's head. As everyone runs for their lives expecting a well known thermal event, good old Optimus runs right along with them, easily passing grandma and somehow keeping up with mother in law. (must have been some form of programming glitch...)
I think if he'd just said the Cyber Taxi was a sporty 2 door coupé version of the Model 3 it would have been a bigger success.
Debunkers, Common Sense Sceptic and Thunderf00t, have done epic take downs of Elon in various videos.
And still so many people buy into Elon's weapons grade kool-aid. It's embarrassing to see how many people seem to WANT to be fooled by bullshitters like Elon.
Chris Norlund also has a bunch of videos calling out Musk's vaporware
They are not valued on the basis of being a development and manufacturing company. They are valued based on upon the following of believers. Believers do not require any evidence or proof. They believe and will adjust their version of the truth to fit what they are told. Reminds me of other institutions that have been around for a couple of thousand years. Personal opnion.
That’s just silly. Wall Street are the biggest investors. They are in it for the $ not the excitement. John is a comedian at times.
@bronteturner446 obviously you don't do the maths. Divide the bonus he took recently out of the company by the number of car sales. The maths proves that the market cap is totally detached from the sales revenue proving the point above.
The robovan won't need windows because it can have flat screens inside where the windows would otherwise be, showing the view from external cameras, which is way more profound than something as primitive as glass. Using AI video-processing gives the added benefit of being able to filter the outside view, erasing all non-white pedestrians, and adding giant banners of Space Adolf draped from buildings at 50m intervals.
I just love your sense of humour!
You should do a comedy show!
I will be sitting in the first row!🤟
Hey John. This video is only 14 hours old. Did you check the TSLA stock price? (TIP: it's gone UP a LOT) You info graphic is totally incorrect hahaha
My report was on the market's response to 'We, Robot'. The price hike came after it was uploaded, and it's a bubble. The P/E is 86 - meaning the market is kidding itself that this hi-tech hokum is going to happen.
I bought a Model 3 because I drive over 100 miles per day and have dirt cheap electricity. It's an amazing car, and FSD, while VERY convenient, is nowhere near ready for unsupervised driving.
We had a great mix in this Segment, Optimus, WARNING WARNING, a potential Bus, and my favourite bit Mary Ann and Ginger from Lost in Space. Love the variety on your channel John.
Gilligan's Island not Lost In Space.
@@andrewbarron7690 Oops 😂
Love your Chairman Pro ad break!!!! One episode with Hero mode turned on please!
In a previous video you mentioned about seatbelt cameras ,you failed to mention the government had failed to meet the requiement of alerting the public that a seatbelt camera id ahead or in use WHY are they not alerting people to the use of cameras as is requied for speeding and traffic lights
Here's the ALERT. Wear your seatbelt it might save your life, oh, and it's illegal not to.
Robovan is perfect...for those who dont want to notice the neighborhoods the are being carried through (i.e. downtown LA).
The Robobin is actually a very appropriate name. The bin is great to put the shit in.
The bus thing, is just a way to cook more people at one time, if or when the battery is damaged.
You are on form here John. Real talent - do you do any after dinner speaking? You should.
Samantha from Bewitched, so understated.
You rang? 😅
Better than any comedy - well done dude!!😂 😎
October 12 dip, posted on October 25th, the day after when it went back up almost double that dip and is so far more or less staying at that level.
Talk about bad timing 😬
How do you make holy water you boil the hell out of it...
🤣last time " A few seconds ago " I looked Tesla shares were up and sitting at 260 a share.
Share price isn’t necessarily representative of corporate financial health. But yes, certainly jumped up since the 3rd quarter report.
The little taxi could be a pretty little sports car, fitted with driver controls, either ICE or EV. With normal wheels of course.
And a real suspension, this gold thing looks like it's made out of angle iron and stub axles welded onto the frame.
@@paul5683 I thought I'd seen it before. Toyota Sera. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Sera
The embodiment of the Simpsons monorail salesmen.
You expect people to come out of these vehicles alive, you expect too much. Lost 4 in Canada yesterday, and I saw a video of a Tesla burning underwater in Florida. I’ve become concerned and I’m getting blasting mats to put over my back seat, have RAV4 hybrid. Haven’t heard the word Hobo used in years, though I consider my look a “Hobo chic”. Should bring your act to the stage if you haven’t already.
That robo van looks like those restaurants in Rome.
I’m confused Tesla $260:48 + $46:93 (21.93%) I’m not knocking the clip, just not making sense on Tesla losing x billion $$$s today
It happened the day after Musk's 'We Robot' event. Tesla's stock has since bounced back, although why, I've no idea!
Rebounded on Thursday from $213.65 on Wednesday. Biggest one day jump for Tesla since 2013 but there is really no clear reason why. Q3 earnings were up but not enough to justify such a jump in my opinion.
Tesla reports profit jump despite flat revenue and price cuts. Cost cutting alone can't explain it. Looks like some creative accounting method was used.
When you're a CIA / In-Q-Tel asset, anything goes.
The way you keep your face straight is Very impressive 😅
One way ticket to Mars would be a hell of a ride.
"Approximately never." 🤣 Your moments of shining wordsmith brilliance are a glory to behold, and I'm not "blowing smoke up your ass" as the Americans would say. Good job 👍
Thank you. My ass is already sufficiently smokey.
This hasn’t aged particularly well since earnings….has it?🤣🤣🤣
Congrats on the ad - it's probably the first ad on YT Ive watched to the end!
Ellie May looks a lot like Barbara Eden in that shot .
Donna Douglas
Self driving cars are pointless because no insurance company in the world will underwrite it, unless the owner accepts the responsibility!...
And, owning a self driving taxi with its associated public liability insurance requirements would put the cost way out of range for the average person.
Tesla have their own insurance company. When they decide the risk is low enough, they will underwrite it themselves.
@@Reprint001people really have no idea how costly an accident can be, especially if medical bills are involved (insurance companies do know however, which is why insurance may never become available)
@@EwanM11these fools don’t get it
Self driving cabs: Because public urinals are hard to find these days
While you are on a roll about Electric Jesus, could you please give us your expert engineering and physics view on the Space X Rocket re-entry video that the fan boys are frothing about?
NASA beat him on re-usable rockets by roughly 40 years...
Bezos beat him on that front for privately owned businesses.
The Russians also did it before the USSR collapsed.
Lea Thompson in "Howard the Duck" , 2nd mention Back to The Future - "Parking with her son" haha
The specification for a London taxi includes that it must accommodate a gentleman wearing a top hat and tails, plus a lady wearing a large bridal gown, it must take 5 passengers excluding the driver, it must take 3 large suitcases and most important it must carry a bale of hay for the horse. Which of those would exclude the Golden Dump from contention?
I'm so impressed you managed to keep a straight face during your entire introduction
Me too. Perhaps I cut those takes out.
The whole shepherd and flock thing is a cater to the Religious Right.
To be honest I thought he was chasing the Tron look.
Everyone is shitcanning the 2 seat idea. But I'd say if it's small, light and efficient, then why not. Not every cab has to be a maxi. I see heaps of cabs with only one passenger.
(I drive in and out of OOL on a regular basis, ferrying damaged hire cars to panel shops and back).
Wall street analysts are a bunch BS artistes. Toyota's P/E ratio (Share price divided by annual profit divided by nbr of shares) is about 7 and Tesla's is about 72. This is because Tesla's share price is based on future growth but Toyota more on its current production. So more profit from physical cars shouldn't be a big catalyst but it is.
Exactly, current P/E (I just checked) was 86. The market is pretending all those magical achievements are a done deal. That's the power of BS.
Musk didn't pronounce it Ro Bo Van, he pronounced it ruh-bow-vin
Kristen Johnston from 3rd rock from the sun. 6 foot tall of bubbliness. Woof woof hahaha. Keep up the good work Johnnie.
How did you manage to cram so much garbage in one show? Mind blown
Geez mate that dry retching wasn’t conducive to my about to partake cheese and meat platter! Of course with a nice glass or three of Mr Mick Tempranillo! Oh and as much as I liked your 60’s tv sitcom short list, it’s a definite Barbara Eden for me mate!
Pundits say that the Cybertruck has a good road /handling balance & steers well for it’s size with AWD & all wheel steering, but everything else is up for dispute.
My Mum's old Honda Prelude had AWD and AWS, looked better too.
Mary Ann bolt on accessory kit is available on Temu for 50cents, or, used, 5cents
Here for the wit and premium banana bending sarcasm. Well done
You would think that catching a rocket has to lend him some credibility....
Maybe if he'd had anything to do with it happening.
The van/toaster DOES have windows. You can see it a bit in the upper photo you show. Video from the inside shows the dark sections on top and sides are glass. So you can see out, kind of. They still may not be useful to reduce motion sickness but it DOES have windows
Excellent analysis of Electric Hesus, a science fiction propagandist on par with the likes of L. Ron Hubbard. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Yeah - he's up there with L Ron H...
@@AutoExpertJC Their names even rhyme. L.Ron and E.lon 🤔
Well... regarding EJ's pronouncements regarding pretty much everything? My dear old Dad always told me "Never pay any attention to a braying jackass - no matter how many legs it has". Words to live by...👍 (this emoji is for you, John, 'cause I know how much you like them...)
This guy is an amazing advertiser
I listened through to the end of Manscape, 1st time for an ad