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    Freedom to photograph and film.
    Members of the public and the media do not need a permit to film or photograph in public places and police have no power to stop them filming or photographing incidents or police personnel.

Комментарии • 270

  • @stephenagger5565
    @stephenagger5565 3 месяца назад +24

    The security guards plucking angry and spitting feathers 😂

  • @no.1bonnylad487
    @no.1bonnylad487 3 месяца назад +37

    Tired of the entire snitch society

  • @jackyrants3912
    @jackyrants3912 3 месяца назад +29

    That ginger security guard really is the bullying type and oddly reminds me of an old boss I worked for years back. He would make up lies to get me and my team in trouble, grow an ego cause he was in a high position. After my mistreatment from him, I am glad my union rep kicked his arse to the stone age!

  • @analogdistortion
    @analogdistortion 3 месяца назад +24

    POLICE! THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE SAYING HE'LL SHOW ME UP! HELP!

  • @Aware596
    @Aware596 3 месяца назад +33

    Another wannabe tyrant in a hi viz vest 😂 , they’re like overgrown prefects believing that they have some authority in public spaces .

  • @ah3690
    @ah3690 3 месяца назад +51

    It’s quite clear that SIA-registered security guards don’t attract the brightest individuals. How the man managed to pass his training is beyond me; he must have cheated on his exams. Can a security guard approach a member of the public on public pavement to stop them from filming? These people must possess very low intelligence to act in such a manner. Do these people use their brains? I am wondering what he will think when he sees this on RUclips.

    • @dogsbollox4335
      @dogsbollox4335 3 месяца назад +1

      There's illegal gimergants are over represented in security all over the country ,no speak english ,low iqs and there given sia badges like .

    • @user-hi1et2tb5u
      @user-hi1et2tb5u 3 месяца назад

      Idiots.

    • @miksyezpatelik
      @miksyezpatelik 3 месяца назад +7

      Most of them only get jobs in security because they failed the shelf stacking exam in Aldi.

    • @ramatgan1
      @ramatgan1 3 месяца назад +3

      There is no exam. It a course. It lasts three days and that's it after 3 days you get your licence and you start the job.

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 3 месяца назад +19

    Muppets, calling the cops😂😂😂

  • @grahamsaunders7432
    @grahamsaunders7432 3 месяца назад +9

    Marks Laugh is the best😂 has me in stitches every time😂 keep the good work up👍🏻

  • @davidfletcher5
    @davidfletcher5 3 месяца назад +74

    Why did the chicken security guard cross the road?

  • @paulhodgins
    @paulhodgins 3 месяца назад +41

    That W⚓ security guard thinks he has some authority!

  • @Me23140.
    @Me23140. 3 месяца назад +36

    Checkens these days look awful in the supermarket. Breed them in cramped places on shit food.

    • @nigelfarley814
      @nigelfarley814 3 месяца назад +4

      I’m told they have a life of just 60 days and they can only be in the lorry for so long. Hence the need for ventilation. I expect there are no signs up and they behave in this way because they are worried about animal rights people

    • @Insert.anger50
      @Insert.anger50 3 месяца назад +1

      Its $15 for 18 eggs in new Zealand, or $7 for 6 or $11:50 for 12 eggs all size 7

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 3 месяца назад +1

      A bit like living in Scotland then?

    • @Me23140.
      @Me23140. 3 месяца назад +1

      @@shivaunt71 you must be one of them that voted for hamza useless 😭

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 3 месяца назад

      @@Me23140. Nobody did, certainly not me, I live in Kent England 😁

  • @theoriginalcharliebrown8687
    @theoriginalcharliebrown8687 3 месяца назад +12

    His mum must be proud of him.....

  • @actualproctologist3075
    @actualproctologist3075 3 месяца назад +11

    Private 'security' enough said

  • @ManLikePaul1
    @ManLikePaul1 3 месяца назад +40

    "I'm not going to be in trouble am I?" had me dying another great video what a stupid security man.

  • @christopherrawlings858
    @christopherrawlings858 3 месяца назад +7

    The other security agreeing with you ahahahahaha when you said he's a muppet lol 😆

  • @Bob-Horse
    @Bob-Horse 3 месяца назад +9

    Buckingham Palace is a private building/residence as far as I know but millions of people take photos of it from outside. They really don’t seem to understand do they.

    • @gafffisher
      @gafffisher 3 месяца назад +1

      They understand that’s not the problem, preston is quickly changing and there’s a new sheriff in town

  • @christy140
    @christy140 3 месяца назад +15

    Not ALLOWED..😂😂😂

  • @RolandStone-ws9vm
    @RolandStone-ws9vm 3 месяца назад +8

    Walter Mitty has an SIA licence.

  • @ryublade8184
    @ryublade8184 3 месяца назад +15

    obviously that brown guys favourite word is "obviously"

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su 3 месяца назад +3

      Dumber and dumber 😁😁😁 two drumsticks on legs 😭🤣😭🤣

    • @waronwoke
      @waronwoke 3 месяца назад

      Obviously 😂

  • @IsobelIsobel123
    @IsobelIsobel123 3 месяца назад +9

    Giving them cannabis chocolate 🍫🍫 😂😂

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 3 месяца назад +4

    Very entertaining Mark you stood your ground that laugh of yours would worry any security muppet...Auditing Britain and Yardley Ski are also on form 😅

  • @thelatchkeykid
    @thelatchkeykid 3 месяца назад +5

    06:49 'Chicken Factory?' 'What? they grow chickens here?' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius...

  • @davefrank1000
    @davefrank1000 3 месяца назад +6

    I loved the friendly banter outcome on this one.

  • @user-bm5dl1ci7k
    @user-bm5dl1ci7k 3 месяца назад +3

    The truck is on double lines buttery not asking why he has parked them tell him to go get plucked in the chicken factory 😂😂😂😂

  • @markhamilton9834
    @markhamilton9834 2 месяца назад +1

    Security knob has had too much Rooster Booster,,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🤣

  • @ChineseGordon1956
    @ChineseGordon1956 3 месяца назад +7

    MORE stupid security guards that do not know the law

  • @nickdyche1516
    @nickdyche1516 3 месяца назад +8

    Only you could think of giving out CBD chocolate UKMTT 😅 Fookin ell dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Acheillidh_01
    @Acheillidh_01 3 месяца назад +1

    "Move on" indeed - who do these folk think they are!?

  • @JoshLevy-qf2us
    @JoshLevy-qf2us 3 месяца назад +8

    Mark, he'll report you to head teacher but at least he didn't offer to meet you outside the gates at 4 o'clock!!!

  • @tomt2970
    @tomt2970 3 месяца назад +7

    I think he might of been a bit hen pecked

  • @steveclack1131
    @steveclack1131 3 месяца назад +2

    Brilliant audit, you turned it around superbly, class mate.

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 3 месяца назад +3

    Be careful, that guard could be a boxer, maybe a featherweight. 😋

  • @markfromuk4812
    @markfromuk4812 3 месяца назад

    More thick security numpties

  • @leeroynozzaar
    @leeroynozzaar 3 месяца назад +1

    To be fair that security guy knew he had been a buffoon and slowly came round well done mark,he picked on the wrong person with you

  • @tatsnneeps341
    @tatsnneeps341 3 месяца назад

    Chicken boy got her feathers rustled there Marky 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulbrew3382
    @paulbrew3382 3 месяца назад +1

    What a pair of 🔔 ends!

  • @user-ru5yy7bw9k
    @user-ru5yy7bw9k 3 месяца назад +1

    Roughing their feathers up i see again mark 😂😂😂

  • @mrhelsinki7683
    @mrhelsinki7683 3 месяца назад +2

    Obviously these companies get exactly what they pay for in security

  • @adamr6780
    @adamr6780 3 месяца назад +4

    nothing a small bar of chocolate cant sort out lol

  • @jensun77wilson
    @jensun77wilson 3 месяца назад +3

    Security phoning the police?! Ffs what a melt

  • @JohnSmith-ce8vf
    @JohnSmith-ce8vf 3 месяца назад +3

    the ginger security guard has the skills to become a police officer.

  • @dazens1
    @dazens1 3 месяца назад

    that poor woman as a visitor trying to sort the stuff out-lol - made my day -laughing

  • @zanderzone21
    @zanderzone21 3 месяца назад +1

    Embarrassing security clowns clearly are uneducated in there role , well done Mark for standing up for your legal rights . LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS !!!

  • @royalanethridge333
    @royalanethridge333 2 месяца назад

    How Britains security get educated

  • @TomSmoth-si1du
    @TomSmoth-si1du 3 месяца назад +2

    6:15 “IM A TRUCK SPOTTER” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-qj9ig8vz5w
    @user-qj9ig8vz5w 3 месяца назад +2

    Did he tell them he wet his pants ? 🤣

  • @VinLynch
    @VinLynch 3 месяца назад +3

    He must of have been smoking Chicken💩

  • @johnwatson5235
    @johnwatson5235 3 месяца назад

    That chicken security guy had a foul attitude 😂

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 3 месяца назад +4

    Everyone knows that given the current climate regarding terrorism that chicken farms are a high valve target to terrorists, I'm also scared of roads and I'm very intellectually short. Am I a cop now??

  • @Gdad-20
    @Gdad-20 3 месяца назад

    I'm not a chicken plucker, I'm a chicken pluckers son..........😂😂😂

  • @tbird1700
    @tbird1700 3 месяца назад +3

    Security more use to chokin his chicken rather than being a secirity guard.

  • @uws5604
    @uws5604 3 месяца назад +3

    Now this one's more like it

  • @redted366
    @redted366 3 месяца назад +14

    LOST OUR COUNTRY

    • @alexfilma16
      @alexfilma16 3 месяца назад +6

      Then go do something about it.

    • @alanmetcalfe831
      @alanmetcalfe831 3 месяца назад

      Nazi

    • @dedaelus
      @dedaelus 3 месяца назад

      Found it, it was down the back of the sofa.

  • @TheDaftApple
    @TheDaftApple 3 месяца назад +2

    Another banger 😂 nice one Mark

  • @christopherdrayson1921
    @christopherdrayson1921 3 месяца назад +5

    The standard accusation "You are being aggressive" when there was NO aggression except from the aggressive questionning and manner of the security guard. CRAZY!

  • @johno8562
    @johno8562 3 месяца назад +3

    Got sum nackers on you mark 😂😂👍

  • @jensun77wilson
    @jensun77wilson 3 месяца назад

    “You will be judged” 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheDELLEDWARDS
    @TheDELLEDWARDS 3 месяца назад +1

    They need reporting to the Colonel

  • @Exploringinuk
    @Exploringinuk 3 месяца назад

    He said he feels threatened because you will show him up lol

  • @clivesmith2886
    @clivesmith2886 3 месяца назад

    Security always unprofessional clueless, and a waste of space . Great video retired lifeboatman.

  • @musiclover9361
    @musiclover9361 2 месяца назад

    Telling the police that it's his business is a blatant lie. He's wearing an SIA badge, which means, not only is it not his business but he doesn't even work for the business: he's a private security contractor.

  • @Elbufeira-wh6li
    @Elbufeira-wh6li 3 месяца назад

    This is bloody hilarious lmao gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @corpeedo
    @corpeedo 3 месяца назад

    LOVE how you came back with chockies and turned things around mate. bloody good on you! top MARKS. ;)

  • @bowman4275
    @bowman4275 3 месяца назад +2

    The police obviously schooled him over the phone, the way he ran back inside, tail between his legs, leaving his mate stranded. Ha! I watch a lot of audit vids and I have yet to see a security guard who knows the law. And so it continues....

  • @RobertThomas-rc8yq
    @RobertThomas-rc8yq 3 месяца назад

    It’s like when we get a bit of snow in Britain we get excited, when security see a man with dangerous camera 😂

  • @robl1613
    @robl1613 3 месяца назад +3

    I find it amazing, hilarious and sad all at the same time as to what people call aggresive and threatening today....in my day you had to pull a weapon, get inches from someones face or actually hit them to be considered aggresive...today if you dont answer a question your considered aggresive...its absolutely pathetic behaviour....then add the fact they know nothing of the law...

    • @Jimmyc992
      @Jimmyc992 3 месяца назад

      So true lol

    • @jannenreuben7398
      @jannenreuben7398 3 месяца назад

      Yes it is painful to see grown men acting like spoilt 9 year olds. Aggressive is one of those horrible words that sound really bad but when you get down to it can mean anything.

  • @djembedjembe1
    @djembedjembe1 3 месяца назад

    Those security are crazy. Barking mad and not fit for the job

  • @anthonymorris1360
    @anthonymorris1360 3 месяца назад +1

    This is a great video Mark, many thanks.

  • @brunobrauer6301
    @brunobrauer6301 3 месяца назад +1

    Chicken man? Los Pollos Hermanos? 🙂

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 3 месяца назад

    Lemon drop kid has a very short memory....Smile for the camera!

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel 3 месяца назад +5

    Do you want me to ring police again? Talk about wasting tax payers money he should be sacked hes too stupid to be interacting with the public.

  • @davidfletcher5
    @davidfletcher5 3 месяца назад +3

    Lollipop lady 😄😄

  • @waynesilverman3048
    @waynesilverman3048 3 месяца назад +1

    Marks laugh is just like a younger guy at my work when my colleague finishes a argument (with the same 2 or 3 other workers ) at where I work .Get back to work -obviously they don't want to ,no need for complaining from that guy.

  • @dazens1
    @dazens1 3 месяца назад

    lol how he came striding over like the big i am, and was politely told to f- off ....lol

  • @johnshields1347
    @johnshields1347 3 месяца назад

    Security thinking their coppers.

  • @simondalzell5635
    @simondalzell5635 3 месяца назад +1

    Well said Mark. Not Allowed My A..se. Complete Muppets.

  • @allanfoster5418
    @allanfoster5418 3 месяца назад +1

    2 🔔 Bellends thick security guards intelligence nonexistent. 🤭 great video.

  • @Craig1990
    @Craig1990 3 месяца назад

    for a minute there i thought you were gonna get in trouble

  • @Super23_Super23
    @Super23_Super23 3 месяца назад +2

    Sausages...chicken sausages

  • @Insert.anger50
    @Insert.anger50 3 месяца назад +1

    6:00 high alert security for chicken factory ,,oooh the opposition might learn that you work with chickens there

  • @Super23_Super23
    @Super23_Super23 3 месяца назад +1

    You need a refresher course in where your property is... it's not out here on the public footpath. This must be a national emergency..these chickens are a high priority to infrastructure

  • @Quincyjoneso
    @Quincyjoneso 3 месяца назад

    Security has been jumpy since this first clucknbell raid but after a few months of continuing raids now they're starting to cross the road

  • @djcontrolglasgow2882
    @djcontrolglasgow2882 3 месяца назад +1

    Good to know someone who doesn't work there will happily look into any complaints 🤔wot a clown 👎

  • @annbest9218
    @annbest9218 3 месяца назад +1

    Yes, Mark really makes his mark every time!

  • @Taurean418
    @Taurean418 3 месяца назад +1

    Mark…you missed a trick here, you should have told that rotund security chump to lay off the doughnuts !

  • @jonwardle8822
    @jonwardle8822 3 месяца назад +2

    Great stuff A1. The most useful in all our society i believe Stephen Fry once said are teachers.
    The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates but the great teacher inspires.
    You my friend are a great teacher. Here's to your health, prosperity and many happy returns Mark, we love you!

    • @John-lp5xh
      @John-lp5xh 3 месяца назад

      Stephen fry is a bad lefty and is best ignored

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  3 месяца назад +1

      👌👌👌🙏

    • @jonwardle8822
      @jonwardle8822 3 месяца назад +1

      @@John-lp5xh lefty, righty, division for fighty. Spend enough time looking for the bad in someone and you'll find it john. Are left and right not preferential? Broad terms for ambiguous positions. Tell you what club i'm in is the pink on the inside club.

    • @John-lp5xh
      @John-lp5xh 3 месяца назад

      @@jonwardle8822 oh please... dIvIsIoN, you know the real divisiveness in this country, is having incompatable cultures that do not like or respect the people of this county foisted upon the people of this country in such massive numbers. There's your "division"

    • @jonwardle8822
      @jonwardle8822 3 месяца назад

      @@John-lp5xh anyway, diatribe aside what is it about Stephen fry's politics doesn't sit right with you I'm curious, I of course respect him immensely

  • @MarkParsons-cs3zf
    @MarkParsons-cs3zf 3 месяца назад

    Do they grow chickens 😂😂😂

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn 3 месяца назад

    Admittedly, these particular guards have a good nature underneath given their protocol. Just again though, a demonstration of companies ultimately not feeding their staff true and legal directives. Well done Mark. Once again. Resolute but fair. 😊

  • @johnklockyer
    @johnklockyer 3 месяца назад

    Vot are you doing budd budd, ding ding tickets please.

  • @isshereallygoingoutwithhim
    @isshereallygoingoutwithhim 3 месяца назад +3

    A chicken factory full of prize turkeys🤔 clueless as usual spouting the usual nonsense🤭

  • @shivaunt71
    @shivaunt71 3 месяца назад +1

    Great work with a happy ending, I like that 😉

  • @GaryMcCormick
    @GaryMcCormick Месяц назад

    What's the point in security guards if all they do is ring the police. The receptionist can do that - save some money and sack them all.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 3 месяца назад

    The other guy is a wee bit embarrassed me thinks.

  • @davidyoung5764
    @davidyoung5764 3 месяца назад

    Not allowed,security giving directives to the general public in public 😮

  • @thursbmx
    @thursbmx 3 месяца назад

    Jockanory needs to get back in the henhouse

  • @paulbrew3382
    @paulbrew3382 3 месяца назад +1

    The brown man is nice! Tried to find him on grinder! However, he also turned into nut case! Just has, well, i didn't find him!

  • @stevenbell8276
    @stevenbell8276 3 месяца назад +2

    Enjoy your KFC tonight guys

  • @frederickconnell6052
    @frederickconnell6052 Месяц назад +1

    Yeah all help to take our country back we can do it

  • @phil637
    @phil637 3 месяца назад +3

    Do you have any 3 leged chickens?

    • @Lorenzo-cp7qs
      @Lorenzo-cp7qs 3 месяца назад

      Yeah they’re a lot quicker lol

  • @eyemavic786
    @eyemavic786 20 дней назад

    Isn't it dangerous for chicken man to cross the road