The Catherine Tate Show: Derek - Christmas Panto FULL SCENE

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  • Опубликовано: 25 май 2009
  • No copyright infringement intended. I do not own the Catherine Tate Show. For entertainment purposes only.
    Derek becomes extremely offended to be told he's playing the Christmas fairy at the Christmas pantomime and it has nothing to do with him being gay...
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  • @SDEE2009
    @SDEE2009 8 лет назад +123

    Who Dear? You dear, Gay dear? YES DEAR I CAN WELL BELIEVE IT!

  • @alexandergrosvenor7078
    @alexandergrosvenor7078 3 года назад +95

    RIP Una. An utter legend. What casting by Catherine. Mesmerising

    • @mjc5509
      @mjc5509 2 года назад +7

      Last time I saw UNA was at a showing of the movie JUDY at CURZON MAYFAIR. We had a nice long chat about the old days .Her sight was failing and she couldn't see to paint anymore ..These DEREK sketches are a great anti depressant this CHRISTMAS PANTO is my favourite..

    • @summus314
      @summus314 2 месяца назад

      Una Stubbs. You're welcome.

  • @k.j.g.9601
    @k.j.g.9601 5 лет назад +232

    As a "Yank" who lived in the UK for a couple of years one of the things I miss most is these brilliant sketch shows. Catherine Tate, Steven Coogan and little Britain are some of the funniest, irreverent and hysterical shows I have ever seen. Catherine Tate is a true genius

    • @PNH63
      @PNH63 3 года назад +9

      @Get `em! Get `em! a tip for you , don’t watch if it offends it is comedy from a era before PC brigade and it is not meant to be taken personally. You always have complete control with the off button.

    • @miaava2456
      @miaava2456 2 года назад +2

      @Get `em! Get `em! aw…have a cry 😢

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 2 года назад +2

      As a Yank living in America I don’t care

    • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
      @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 2 года назад +2

      @@salvagemonster3612 as an Englishman living in England I think you're a bellend.

    • @nathanb5923
      @nathanb5923 Год назад

      Who cares about what you are.

  • @nicolarowe1965
    @nicolarowe1965 3 года назад +57

    "Parking his bike up the dirt track!" Love it

    • @russphair3319
      @russphair3319 2 года назад +8

      Absolutely Brilliant could watch this time and time again and still laugh until it hurts.🤣🤣🤣

  • @sgmlol
    @sgmlol 10 лет назад +235

    "Who invited you to the party dear?"

    • @MegaStig25
      @MegaStig25 4 года назад +5

      Used it so many times and has managed to stop quite a few aggressive situations when they realise this sketch is being quoted.

  • @Alun49
    @Alun49 2 года назад +44

    Una Stubbs. A true pro who has been in front of the camera for decades. Sad she has gone!

  • @HotpointWD420G
    @HotpointWD420G 3 года назад +82

    Rest in peace you adorable lovely lady Una Stubbs. So sad to hear you have left us and sending you my deepest condolences and sympathy. Miss you so much Una ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xxxxxxxxcx

    • @fleshgordon6190
      @fleshgordon6190 2 года назад +1

      Who's that?

    • @Menexpert
      @Menexpert 2 года назад +4

      @@fleshgordon6190 The lady leading, Una was an actress since the 50s

    • @fleshgordon6190
      @fleshgordon6190 2 года назад +1

      @@Menexpert thanks, ive just clicked who she is

    • @SolangeLOLable
      @SolangeLOLable 2 года назад +3

      Awww I loved her sweet smile

    • @fido652
      @fido652 2 года назад +2

      Una..truly the one and only .

  • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
    @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 3 года назад +48

    The hands on hips with the "And to think!" still cracks me up as much as it did when I first saw it. 🤣

  • @martm216
    @martm216 5 лет назад +20

    So many brilliant lines packed into those few minutes.

  • @paintedbird
    @paintedbird 14 лет назад +99

    Parking his bike up the dirt track, LMFAO!!!!!

  • @smcco27
    @smcco27 11 лет назад +58

    I've bent over BACKWARDS for you lot!

  • @TimelordUK
    @TimelordUK 3 года назад +22

    The FABULOUS Una Stubbs!!! Still fantastic in this. She has real quality

  • @andyrob3259
    @andyrob3259 2 года назад +11

    ‘I think you’ll find i take a rather large part’
    Hilarious.

  • @georgelake8242
    @georgelake8242 9 лет назад +254

    you couldn't direct piss into a bucket

    • @liamwhitcombe1237
      @liamwhitcombe1237 5 лет назад +2

      George Lake Neither could a woman without standing directly over it, or opening her legs. So that fucks up the feminist theory that a woman can do anything a man can do

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 5 лет назад +1

      @@liamwhitcombe1237 *"Women Can Do Anything"*

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 5 лет назад +10

      @@liamwhitcombe1237 calm down incel

    • @mattdavies7398
      @mattdavies7398 5 лет назад +4

      @@liamwhitcombe1237 What on earth are you insinuating?

    • @Martindyna
      @Martindyna 4 года назад

      @@liamwhitcombe1237 Not seen The Full Monty then? There is a scene where some ladies go in the Gents and piss up against the Urinals
      😁😁

  • @Sawrattan
    @Sawrattan 5 лет назад +71

    The worst thing Catherine Tate ever did was not doing more of this show.

    • @roryboytube
      @roryboytube Год назад +5

      Wouldn't be allowed now. The woke would have been offended about 100 times in that sketch alone. Im surprised they haven't cancelled her 😭

    • @FrankNFurter1000
      @FrankNFurter1000 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@roryboytubeoh don’t talk shit

    • @user-mf1df9bp1f
      @user-mf1df9bp1f Месяц назад

      @@FrankNFurter1000 its the truth? The complaints would be never ending.

    • @FrankNFurter1000
      @FrankNFurter1000 Месяц назад

      @@user-mf1df9bp1f gay people have a sense of humour dear. Tate’s sketches are often quoted in UK drag performances and subculture. The posturing over the culture war nonsense is just hot air.

    • @user-mf1df9bp1f
      @user-mf1df9bp1f 29 дней назад

      @@FrankNFurter1000 Yeah well you must be fucking deaf, dumb and blind and living in a cave in Afghanistan if you think this would pass in 2024 in the UK. Drag shows and subculture is different from a mainstream sitcom on BBC1. It's got fuck all to do with certain gay people finding it funny. I DO. But anyone with even the slightest IQ above room temp knows this would not fly in todays society. Understand dear?

  • @deelara123
    @deelara123 10 лет назад +51

    Parking his bike up the dirt track! Lolzzz soo funny 😁

  • @gregod806
    @gregod806 6 лет назад +71

    Leonard Mincing LOL

    • @MegaStig25
      @MegaStig25 4 года назад +3

      If you think he's playing Baron Hardon you've got another think coming.

  • @ThomasHarding1990
    @ThomasHarding1990 4 года назад +18

    "Who dear? You dear? Gay dear? You dear? YES DEAR" LOL.

  • @LambenTwit
    @LambenTwit 6 лет назад +25

    Absolutely hilarious! One to watch with a box of tissues wiping away tears of laughter!

  • @anythingbootneck
    @anythingbootneck 8 лет назад +61

    Her best and funniest character,....hilarious!!!

  • @toneybucket2051
    @toneybucket2051 2 года назад +67

    And again when she/he says "YOU COULDN'T DIRECT PISS IN A BUCKET " pure GENIUS from the scipt writers ...really GOOD

    • @johnsullivan2652
      @johnsullivan2652 2 года назад +6

      It's the best line in the sketch.

    • @3622Dave
      @3622Dave Год назад +4

      Madge in Benidorm used the same line several years later and funnily enough both shows had Derren Litten as script writer! I guess that's also why Gavin appears in both shows.

    • @obi-wankedogi
      @obi-wankedogi Год назад +2

      Is 'how very dare you' an actual phrase people in the UK use? I'm American but my son and I play around and say it to each other. lol

    • @stevebaker6149
      @stevebaker6149 Год назад +2

      @@obi-wankedogi It is now!

    • @obi-wankedogi
      @obi-wankedogi Год назад +1

      @@stevebaker6149 🤣👍

  • @patrickhows1482
    @patrickhows1482 2 года назад +16

    Derek obviously expected to be cast as Prince Charming as can be seen from his expression when Gavin gets the part. Also note the Freudian slip when he refers to Leonard's role as that of Baron Hard-on.

  • @ronneighbour1378
    @ronneighbour1378 2 месяца назад +1

    Derek is certainly my favourite character of hers. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 3 года назад +9

    Leonard Mincing. What a name 🤣

  • @brianrodney712
    @brianrodney712 5 лет назад +25

    A word or two of praise for the make-up artists..

  • @Martindyna
    @Martindyna 9 лет назад +36

    Groundbreaking talent & great attention to detail.

  • @eddpower5425
    @eddpower5425 2 года назад +30

    "Excuse me Ursula". I always laugh at the way he confronts her 😂😂.

    • @MegaStig25
      @MegaStig25 2 года назад +3

      The pronunciation as well

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST Год назад +1

      I thought she said "excuse me uh Stella" but Ursula is just so funny bruh 😂

    • @strikeleather6503
      @strikeleather6503 Год назад

      Utterly brilliant!!

  • @sean4090
    @sean4090 5 лет назад +46

    Director don’t make me laugh you couldn’t direct piss into a bucket dear lmao😂

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 3 года назад +19

    even catherine tates facial expressions alone are hilarious

  • @andrewsmith4242
    @andrewsmith4242 5 лет назад +21

    Catherine Tate is absolutely brilliant.

  • @johnhuggins1394
    @johnhuggins1394 7 лет назад +27

    The bit where he says,"just because a man likes a bit of Shirley Bassy,and shaves his eyebrows"is really funny.Probably the best Derek Faye sketch.
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    • @MegaStig25
      @MegaStig25 3 года назад +4

      My favourite is the one in Spain - "I take you to a good bar. Homolulu is called - good bar for men like you. Pretty boys in shorts"

    • @garyloughran9758
      @garyloughran9758 2 года назад +2

      @@MegaStig25 - “receiver of swollen goods”!!! 😂😂😂

  • @sarahyoung5348
    @sarahyoung5348 8 лет назад +340

    If that man was any further in the closet he'd've found Narnia by now. XD Love Catherine Tate.

    • @jsmithmultimediatech
      @jsmithmultimediatech 5 лет назад +5

      Found Narnia fuck that did make me laugh pmsl nice one!

    • @jsmithmultimediatech
      @jsmithmultimediatech 5 лет назад +2

      Together with him playing the fairy and you saying that, you're the one who killed me , thanks for finishing me off xD!

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +6

      So far in the closet he is meeting aslan

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +3

      Those are off two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

    • @user-jx8nr9bz6u
      @user-jx8nr9bz6u 5 лет назад

      @@Lord_Skeptic good one lad!

  • @JT-bs1kw
    @JT-bs1kw 3 года назад +7

    I love the way he is shocked everyone thinks he is gay. and the way he doesn't get the world revolves around him !!! ....familiar..

  • @reinhard0069
    @reinhard0069 3 года назад +6

    RIP Una Stubbs.

  • @andycarter1979ac
    @andycarter1979ac 13 лет назад +16

    I watch this clip all the time, and Ia am still creased over laughing it, she is amazing.

  • @fabulousmyriad267
    @fabulousmyriad267 7 лет назад +12

    Later that evening, Mrs Hudson met Sherlock Holmes new room mate and asked if they would need two bedrooms...

  • @k4t5
    @k4t5 12 лет назад +12

    Catherine you are a legend

  • @stikndip
    @stikndip 3 года назад +12

    Una Stubbs: quality as ever :oDD

  • @lonelyqueen86
    @lonelyqueen86 7 лет назад +16

    Thanks for uploading this! We don't get Christmas specials in the US so they are hard to find. Catherine Tate is one of the funniest people!

  • @roryboytube
    @roryboytube Год назад +2

    My mother and I've been coming here for 25 years and I've never been so insulted.
    I find you impertinent.
    Come on Leonard, we're orff !

  • @paulcafferkey865
    @paulcafferkey865 2 года назад +3

    Just and amazing actor

  • @markt1387
    @markt1387 2 года назад +4

    Very good. Rip Una Stubbs x.

  • @rneumeye
    @rneumeye Год назад +6

    He left out a... "20 years mother and I have been supporting this theater... And you come out with this?!?" 😅
    Derek and his mother always support things for 20 years before he ends up "never being so insulted in all my life!" by the person or organization. 😅

  • @fadikhoory5350
    @fadikhoory5350 3 года назад +8

    Imagine if he was Lauren's teacher in the sketch when she asks if the teacher's gay!

  • @Chompy0091
    @Chompy0091 14 лет назад +33

    excuse me URRsullaa...

    • @teeth6556
      @teeth6556 6 лет назад

      ShinyZubatLG I think it's "uhh Stella"

  • @anonnymous4684
    @anonnymous4684 2 года назад +10

    0:22 'Step kick, step kick, hands, hands, hands, pose!' 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @tcoyle1950
      @tcoyle1950 Месяц назад +2

      Thats my favourite bit also😂😂😂"all in the wrist dear "😂

  • @sapphireoginni5090
    @sapphireoginni5090 8 лет назад +99

    who invited you to the party dear........ LMFAO

    • @jsmithmultimediatech
      @jsmithmultimediatech 5 лет назад

      I think its because some could find it offensive (its the expression cathrine tate makes that have me in stitches partly lol) that is what makes it so funny lol, like the other commenter who said about if he was any further in the closet he'd be finding narnia killed me!
      I mean talk about nearly dying from laughing so hard pmsl!

    • @martm216
      @martm216 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, I've now used that line myself quite a few times, since I saw it on here.

    • @DistantCousin
      @DistantCousin 5 лет назад +1

      So camp! LOVE it

  • @nathanjordan7472
    @nathanjordan7472 4 года назад +22

    Why don’t we have comedy like this anymore! 😫

    • @irishravr632
      @irishravr632 3 года назад +17

      To frightened of offending the lefty snowflake brigade.

    • @kaysmith8992
      @kaysmith8992 2 года назад +10

      I cannot believe how utter shite comedy has become the last few years.

    • @fingerscrossed2453
      @fingerscrossed2453 2 года назад +5

      Snowflakes

    • @paschallehany369
      @paschallehany369 2 года назад +3

      @@irishravr632 Don't be silly. No one would care.

    • @jaimecoutanche5977
      @jaimecoutanche5977 2 года назад +3

      Woke means no joke

  • @amandarose2991
    @amandarose2991 5 лет назад +8

    I absolutely lourrve Derek!😄

  • @StevenCasey-ft4hn
    @StevenCasey-ft4hn 8 месяцев назад +1

    Director? You couldn't direct piss into a bucket, dear.
    Thats a line I wish I thought of at one of the directors of where I once worked.

  • @xr6lad
    @xr6lad 8 месяцев назад +1

    ‘ you will find I take a large part’. Lol.

  • @michaelkeates1954
    @michaelkeates1954 12 лет назад +33

    i usually take quite a large part if you follow my meaning haha

  • @zahidzarin8557
    @zahidzarin8557 4 года назад +3

    Proper ROFL....wonderful acting and the gags are just relentless....

  • @michaelkeates1954
    @michaelkeates1954 12 лет назад +27

    and to think i've bent over backwards for you lot

    • @johnthorne3475
      @johnthorne3475 7 лет назад +1

      Michael Keates lol what on Earth are you Insinuating 😁😁

    • @Leo-xq9mt
      @Leo-xq9mt 4 года назад

      @Flibbertigibbet6 good catch 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicedog1
    @nicedog1 11 месяцев назад +2

    I like Derek’s face when he hears he is the Christmas Fairy.

  • @elizabethjarram
    @elizabethjarram 6 лет назад +37

    Derek and Garvin's conversation during the video is hilarious. LOL!
    "Look dear, you may like to hang your dingdong in front of others but we don't need it shoved down our throats!"

    • @danielcox3152
      @danielcox3152 3 года назад +5

      #JohnBarrowman lol

    • @ronhamelin
      @ronhamelin 9 месяцев назад +2

      She actually says "wave your dingdong in public toilets..." 😂

  • @nickwalter9630
    @nickwalter9630 3 года назад +3

    Rip Una.

  • @tcoyle1950
    @tcoyle1950 Месяц назад +1

    Gavin Nelson Prince charming """ Derek is so jealous of Gavin , love the face pulls 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vanessaeden8174
    @vanessaeden8174 2 года назад +1

    My favourite character

  • @BenGraham496
    @BenGraham496 12 лет назад +12

    Come on Leonard Were Off!
    How Very Dare You!

  • @johnthorne2271
    @johnthorne2271 7 лет назад +25

    how very dare you lol ,,

  • @davidbaber5445
    @davidbaber5445 3 года назад +2

    Absolutely amazingly adorable .....

  • @harrymcandrew1447
    @harrymcandrew1447 Месяц назад +2

    3:33 ''director dont make me laugh you couldnt direct piss into a bucket ''

  • @terrylick5908
    @terrylick5908 6 лет назад +9

    come on lenard we're off.😂😂😂😂👍

  • @rafigamma07
    @rafigamma07 3 года назад +3

    Rip Una Stubbs

  • @theasdaprice
    @theasdaprice 14 лет назад +5

    Baron Hardon lol!

  • @MegaStig25
    @MegaStig25 3 года назад +3

    Who dear, you dear gay dear yes dear I can well believe it

  • @sophieshaw1530
    @sophieshaw1530 7 лет назад +24

    Beg pardon😂😂 how very dare you 😐

  • @markperez4980
    @markperez4980 4 года назад +4

    IIIII BEG YOUUUURRR PARDON?! 😂

  • @Misterpopkiller
    @Misterpopkiller 13 лет назад +8

    who dear, you dear, gay dear, YES dear XD

  • @handsoffmycactus2958
    @handsoffmycactus2958 2 года назад +3

    Who dear? You dear? Gay dear? Yes dear I can well believe it 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahjaneclarke6614
    @sarahjaneclarke6614 3 года назад +4

    How very dare you

  • @angelamartin5003
    @angelamartin5003 2 года назад +1

    Fabulous sketch.

  • @ellie1597
    @ellie1597 Год назад +1

    How anyone got these scenes filmed is beyond me 😂😭

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 3 года назад +5

    Derek usually plays a large part.

  • @nathannelson8713
    @nathannelson8713 3 года назад +2

    How very dare you!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toneybucket2051
    @toneybucket2051 2 года назад +4

    LUV this as a gay man myself but not as flambouant as "she" was a really funny piss take on "sensitive" camp being outrageous loved it !!!!!!!

  • @mikehudson8884
    @mikehudson8884 7 лет назад +8

    Derek and Nan the best characters...

    • @abihall3218
      @abihall3218 6 лет назад

      Mike Hudson ikr

    • @alexjones1985
      @alexjones1985 6 лет назад +1

      Mike Hudson what if they met up in a sketch.
      Nan "Ohh, you probably know my grandson Jamie and 'is 'friend' Tom, don't ya!"
      Derek " I beg your pardon? What on earth are you insinuating?!"
      Nan "Oh, take a f...in' chill pill. Ahahahaha!"

  • @boonestead4812
    @boonestead4812 3 месяца назад

    i like how Leonard never talks.just takes his leave with Derek.

  • @martinpugchin630
    @martinpugchin630 5 лет назад +6

    Besmerched! Such a good word!
    And those sharp bird like movements with the top front teeth protruding!
    You dear gay dear yes dear I can quite believe it

    • @tcoyle1950
      @tcoyle1950 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kittykitkat4968
    @kittykitkat4968 2 года назад +2

    He's playing the Fairy, this show is so funny. Nan character is the best

  • @stewartfraser2574
    @stewartfraser2574 2 года назад +2

    This could have been a fly on the wall documentary. Una Stubbs of course is brilliant.

  • @icdas7158
    @icdas7158 4 года назад

    Oh one of my fav sketches

  • @skudlugs
    @skudlugs 4 года назад +2

    Great comedy, laughed so much.

  • @kinnyfisad3595
    @kinnyfisad3595 12 лет назад +5

    wow this is fucking hilaaarious

  • @pch2230
    @pch2230 3 месяца назад

    On the bright side, now Judy gets to be The Christmas Fairy AND Baron Hard-on.

  • @nikashby6363
    @nikashby6363 3 месяца назад

    My favourite character ...... Catherine, MORE DERECK PLZ 🙏🏿 😅😅😅😅

  • @BOLLOCKS1968
    @BOLLOCKS1968 10 месяцев назад

    One of the only times she didn't say ... 25 years my Mother and I have been coming here and you come out with this! I find you impertinent, how very, very dare you 😂😂😂

  • @traceyoliver1002
    @traceyoliver1002 6 лет назад +32

    Reminds me of my ex husband

    • @martm216
      @martm216 5 лет назад +14

      Who dear? Him dear? Gay dear? NO dear?!

    • @mattdavies7398
      @mattdavies7398 4 года назад +7

      25 years my mother and I have known your ex-husband

    • @ButWhatIfItIs
      @ButWhatIfItIs 4 года назад +4

      @@mattdavies7398 and this is the thanks you both get? Well I for one find him impertinent.

  • @incredibleisobel6267
    @incredibleisobel6267 7 лет назад +2

    LOL:) BEST DEREK SKIT YET

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 5 месяцев назад

    The best.

  • @NP-jb6mc
    @NP-jb6mc 2 года назад +3

    What on EARTH are you insinuating?

  • @c2wak
    @c2wak 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I usually take quite a large part, hahahahaha"

  • @TeaCub
    @TeaCub 11 лет назад +4

    MRS HUDSON!!! :D

  • @Monbloid1963
    @Monbloid1963 6 лет назад +1

    Uncle Derek is the best! So funny!

  • @stevemcleod3184
    @stevemcleod3184 Год назад +1

    Parking his bike up the dirt track 😆

  • @FunTimesChrisJ
    @FunTimesChrisJ 13 лет назад +2

    This is some funny stuff. Like "Ja'mie King" On "Summer Heighs High"

  • @sandymartyn5410
    @sandymartyn5410 3 года назад +1

    How very dare you and to think you were gay friend!

  • @joer.g8568
    @joer.g8568 3 года назад +2

    So many of the Benidorm cast in this scene

    • @3622Dave
      @3622Dave 2 года назад

      Would have been great if Troy had been with Gavin. Since Derren Litten co-wrote this and also wrote Benidorm, I wouldn't be surprised if it was this sketch that got him the part in Benidorm. Other than the characters surname he is exactly the same!

  • @BRUTUALTRUTH
    @BRUTUALTRUTH 14 лет назад +4

    Baron Hardon? LOL