The Catherine Tate Show: Bernie - Lesbian Nurse

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy4486 3 года назад +128

    My goodness this woman can play ANYONE at all. Brilliant, so much talent.

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 13 лет назад +85

    Straight up,I worked with a 'Bernie' in a residential hospital for adults with learning disabilities and she kept me from taking to the drugs,she really did.Couldn't persuade me to lay off the 'sauce' but she kept me off the drugs,;-) She was exactly like Bernie,down to the wirey rust-coloured hair & the 'Oirish' accent and she kept me sane! Not a huge fan of CT but she's got this character spot-on!

  • @Beccafun
    @Beccafun 11 лет назад +469

    "Your not lumping me in the same category as this mad fanny basher" lol :P

  • @LithiumDinosaur
    @LithiumDinosaur 9 лет назад +236

    Hillarious! Wish this stuff was still on the telly!

  • @martm216
    @martm216 11 лет назад +401

    'I've got nothing against the old muff-munchers, but it's not really my scene. I mean, I like a bit of Patsy Kline, but that's as far as it goes!' PRICELESS

    • @jacquelinepaul9731
      @jacquelinepaul9731 4 года назад +4

      Absolutely

    • @jimmymalone9139
      @jimmymalone9139 3 года назад +1

      Muff munching to be admired squire. Then stick coileach suas an gabhal😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄

    • @jimmymalone9139
      @jimmymalone9139 3 года назад

      @@jacquelinepaul9731 hey jaquie. Remember our muff munching?

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 3 года назад +1

      @@jimmymalone9139 Hope you munch better than you spell

    • @cheekypiper512
      @cheekypiper512 3 года назад +1

      Crude...

  • @WelshmanSudios
    @WelshmanSudios 9 лет назад +54

    I loved her show, I hoped they'd bring it back.

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 5 лет назад +3

      Not with political views like those...😄

    • @Hulkerine100
      @Hulkerine100 4 года назад +2

      I think there's a spinoff series featuring Nanny Taylor

  • @dannni17x
    @dannni17x Год назад +8

    Wish she would do more shows! Such amazing talent! She could play anybody and be amazing and hilarious!!💜

    • @4evrandaday598
      @4evrandaday598 Год назад +2

      wokism woudnt allow it tho, sad times now

    • @4evrandaday598
      @4evrandaday598 Год назад +1

      just think in year or so all new show on tv will be w peeps identify as them, we, and a wolf or cat

    • @4evrandaday598
      @4evrandaday598 Год назад

      🤢

  • @alewinter6252
    @alewinter6252 11 лет назад +195

    ''I've got nothing against the old muff muncher''

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 года назад +3

      Nor the fanny basher

  • @TheOnlyWil
    @TheOnlyWil 6 лет назад +35

    I’m Irish and her accent is perfect

  • @SwagBaseballJacket
    @SwagBaseballJacket 12 лет назад +23

    I love Catherine Tate so much

  • @ryankelly2851
    @ryankelly2851 8 лет назад +90

    Muff munchers and fanny basher had me in tears :-D my stomach hurt from laughin :-D

    • @hugomitchell1619
      @hugomitchell1619 3 года назад +3

      Same I nearly pissed

    • @prpwnage9296
      @prpwnage9296 2 года назад

      not funny

    • @ryankelly2851
      @ryankelly2851 2 года назад

      @@prpwnage9296 how?

    • @prpwnage9296
      @prpwnage9296 2 года назад

      @@ryankelly2851 because its just normal speak, nothing out of the ordinary that you wouldn't hear in a normal conversation by a non comedian

    • @ryankelly2851
      @ryankelly2851 2 года назад +1

      @@prpwnage9296 I just thought it was funny coz I'd never heard those terms before ha I'm from Dublin so the slang is a bit different here

  • @lesmizfanatic90
    @lesmizfanatic90 13 лет назад +32

    you're not lumping me in the same category as this mad fanny-basher! LOL she kills me every time!

  • @delilahtuxedo6993
    @delilahtuxedo6993 3 года назад +5

    I worked in TV once and had the opportunity to watch Catherine Tate Show live. It was... I didn't know who she was so I never went. Regretted it ever since. Sorry for the sad story.

  • @bronwynhandley4499
    @bronwynhandley4499 11 лет назад +155

    "You cant sack us just because where gay" lol

  • @ChrisDavid1210
    @ChrisDavid1210 9 лет назад +51

    Catherine, Smack The Pony and Little Britain are by far the best and the funniest things UK has to offer! Love it! :D

    • @martinatscherner6861
      @martinatscherner6861 8 лет назад +1

      You might as well like Swinging 101

    • @LindaTCornwall
      @LindaTCornwall 7 лет назад +3

      You need to watch black books, gimme gimme gimme, the young ones, peep show... could go on and on.

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 2 года назад +1

      ​@@LindaTCornwall little Britain isn't even close to the best

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 2 года назад

      ​@@LindaTCornwall preach!

  • @mastermaestro
    @mastermaestro  15 лет назад +7

    So glad you like it, it's one of my favourites aswell. I only uploaded it because I saw that nobody else had done so, so I did and I can't get over how popular it's become! Those three parts are my favourite lines too by the way!

  • @wallflower1852
    @wallflower1852 2 года назад +13

    I'm a Filipino, but heck British humor is the best!!!

  • @TUNDE96
    @TUNDE96 15 лет назад +12

    I adore her !!!!!!!!God bless Catherine Tate!!!

  • @samcallisfanpage
    @samcallisfanpage 13 лет назад +23

    I work at a care home and my manager is Irish... First thing I thought of was... Bernie! I couldn't stop laughing when I got outside after my interview with her.

  • @kevinbernard9791
    @kevinbernard9791 2 года назад +6

    I love the nurse scenes lol so feckn hilarious 😂

  • @PowerUpJohn
    @PowerUpJohn 3 года назад +26

    this is hilarious! nothing wrong with having a man's name and being a nurse coming from this man who is a nurse. you gotta love their clowning around!

  • @shanakaperera2991
    @shanakaperera2991 3 года назад +13

    One of the hysterically Epic scenes I Have ever seen ! 🤣

  •  7 лет назад +55

    Muff munchers and fanny bashers, omg this is just too funny 😂

  • @PeepsILoveEllie
    @PeepsILoveEllie 13 лет назад +26

    - you can't sack us just because we're gay!
    - that's right!!.. what??
    :DD that's hilarious!

  • @sweetpea3795
    @sweetpea3795 3 года назад +16

    this woman is hilarious, I have 3 of her dvd's and they never fail to make me laugh.🤣😂😂

    • @greenpeas154
      @greenpeas154 Год назад

      Do they have subtitles, please? English is not my first language and sometimes I cannot catch all the words as they speak so fast.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Год назад

      Tell me, do people still have DVD players these days?

  • @waynemason8200
    @waynemason8200 8 лет назад +22

    God I just lover her "Mad fanny basher" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @kathleencove
    @kathleencove Год назад +1

    “I like a bit of Patsy Cline”- why is that so accurate? 😂 Patsy Cline and softball.

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 4 года назад +8

    Oh you’ve *definitely* got it Bernie.
    *Flashbacks to Catherine looking thicc on the Office

  • @simferpol
    @simferpol 14 лет назад +17

    A: 'Actually Arthur's my surname. I just prefer it.'
    B. 'Oh hah! You mad bitch!
    LOL

  • @alinaknox5773
    @alinaknox5773 5 лет назад +14

    What a strange thing to recognise- the lesbian nurse is the same actress as the maid in Gentleman Jack

  • @peterbound2119
    @peterbound2119 6 лет назад +5

    the ways he says : "Right..." at minute 3.10... hilarious haha

  • @williamkavanagh3409
    @williamkavanagh3409 7 лет назад +214

    Her accent is really good, and that's coming
    from an Irish person.

    • @shanehughes3511
      @shanehughes3511 3 года назад +7

      Very Tipp lol

    • @julieinsley7654
      @julieinsley7654 3 года назад +6

      I love the Irish accent...

    • @sailis1809
      @sailis1809 3 года назад

      @@shanehughes3511 I was thinking Limerick lol

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf 3 года назад

      As an American who is English and Irish it just sounded like a woman.

    • @sailis1809
      @sailis1809 3 года назад +6

      @@davidthedeaf How can you be American English and Irish? You mean you are American with English and Irish ancestry?

  • @IrishEyes1989
    @IrishEyes1989 13 лет назад +4

    LMAO!! :D
    Catherine being brilliant, as usual. The actress playing Arthur in this sketch was on Jam & Jerusalem a few years ago lol.

  • @Cubiczek
    @Cubiczek 6 лет назад +4

    This is bloody hilarious. I seriously love her ! :-D :-D LMAO ... Mind how you go now LOL

  • @SpaceCommand
    @SpaceCommand 7 лет назад +2

    Fanny Basher & Muff Muncher. *BAHAHA!!* I've heard of Carpet Muncher before. 😂😂😂

  • @EstelleduCiel
    @EstelleduCiel 13 лет назад +236

    As a lesbian, I found this bloody hilarious.

    • @novice5895
      @novice5895 3 года назад +6

      Me, too🙋🏽‍♀️

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 3 года назад +22

      As a straight man I find it weird that you as lesbians define yourselves solely by your sexuality. That's as a straight man. Did I mention that? That I'm a straight man, I mean? It's a bit weird that I mention it, isn't it? Bit odd for anyone to mention their private life as a precursor to saying something....😉

    • @skysplits1998
      @skysplits1998 3 года назад +99

      @@markfox1545 catch yourself on. Obviously they mentioned their sexuality because it's relevant to this video. Move on.

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 года назад +26

      @@markfox1545 Lol, you're so mad

    • @frankiestein7852
      @frankiestein7852 3 года назад +15

      @mark fox ok boomer

  • @carrickcote
    @carrickcote 15 лет назад +3

    Thanks for uploading it masterm. Can't stop watching it...how clever Catherine is...such an imagination. Got to pop over to Derek's panto sketch now...kick, step, kick, step, hands, hands, pose....who invited you to the party dear. I think you'll find I usually take a large part...if you follow my meaning! Classic.

  • @Wodenson
    @Wodenson 7 лет назад +11

    I keep forgetting to dispense the medication :) hehehehehehe
    PMSL!!!!

  • @noelmajers6369
    @noelmajers6369 3 года назад +3

    "...have you finally gone through all the men in this hospital ???" "Well, not all of them. There's a couple of lads in A&E I wouldn't mind..."

  • @ChaosMagic
    @ChaosMagic 13 лет назад +1

    Catherine Tate is GREAT! greetings from the Middle East

  • @jerobriggs6861
    @jerobriggs6861 9 лет назад +22

    Don't think I've seen this one. Hilarious.

  • @bugattieb110ss
    @bugattieb110ss 3 года назад +1

    Funny though this is, there are actually quite a few like this in the NHS...

  • @purplehearts9682
    @purplehearts9682 3 года назад +2

    "Ryyytttt well" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mylife1221
    @mylife1221 10 лет назад +102

    Pause at 4:06 and look at Arthur's face, lol

  • @jacquelinepaul9731
    @jacquelinepaul9731 4 года назад +9

    She really is a genius isn't she.

  • @christy140
    @christy140 Год назад

    I am Irish myself she has the ACCENT SPOT ON..😂😂😂😂

  • @philipjohnkaye8890
    @philipjohnkaye8890 3 года назад +3

    How the hell they kept from laughing is beyond me

  • @TheMechanicalGirl999
    @TheMechanicalGirl999 11 лет назад

    NICE MATT PIC!!! FINALLY ANOTHER WITH THE PIC OF MY FAVORITE DOC!!! I wish she were Jenna, but sadly too tall, though it was a nice shade of (TARDIS) BLUE!!! :)!!! (Damned Tennant pics everywhere!) I'll miss you Matt! :(!!!

  • @darthkek1953
    @darthkek1953 3 года назад +1

    She's the younger, female, nurse version of Father Jack.

  • @adoptatellytubbie
    @adoptatellytubbie 14 лет назад +10

    im a lesbian and this is fuckin hilarious!!! i love catherine tate!!! :D:D

  • @GeeeeLovesBeanssss
    @GeeeeLovesBeanssss 14 лет назад +3

    'IT'S ONLY A DAY AWAYYYYYY'
    '....roight.'

  • @paward1472
    @paward1472 2 года назад +2

    In a world of Trump's be a Bernie 😜👌😂😂😂

  • @sorrycantthinkofaname2473
    @sorrycantthinkofaname2473 6 лет назад +3

    when the other nurse is the other jackie

  • @xxmizzcrazyxx
    @xxmizzcrazyxx 13 лет назад +12

    NO WAIT
    UR NOT LUMPPIN ME IN THE SAME CATEGORY OF THIS FANNY BASHER
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT IS HILARIOUS
    CATHERINE TATE UR A LEGEND

  • @xTx100
    @xTx100 13 лет назад +5

    "That's it! mind how you go now" LMAO

    • @jpstapylton
      @jpstapylton 4 года назад +1

      OMG ❤ By far the Best Moment!

  • @michaeljoplin1086
    @michaeljoplin1086 9 лет назад +37

    Fanny basher LOL

  • @4evrandaday598
    @4evrandaday598 Год назад +2

    when humor was fun😂

  • @qarahiyo
    @qarahiyo 12 лет назад +1

    that bite floored me lol!

  • @mariafreehill3069
    @mariafreehill3069 3 года назад

    Best nurse ever!!!!!! 🤣🤣🍑🧚‍♂️🙏🏻🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️🤗🍀🙃💜💪🏼👣💫

  • @irenarudnicki2993
    @irenarudnicki2993 3 года назад +1

    LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesdaniels1626
    @jamesdaniels1626 9 лет назад +7

    Tate rules😁

  • @dwarfz4yearz230
    @dwarfz4yearz230 11 лет назад +4

    where the hell does she come up with this shit?! IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 Год назад

    In the old days, nurses were required to be single!

  • @GETKNOWNx
    @GETKNOWNx 13 лет назад +1

    ''you can't sack us just cos we're gay!'' ´´THATS RIGHT! so.. WHAT!´´
    LMAO!

  • @Alexe829
    @Alexe829 2 года назад

    Hi. Very short clips?
    I presume end when ad appears.
    I ,like all, detest.ads.

  • @joannemadden7449
    @joannemadden7449 Год назад

    Someone crazier than Bernie. Who knew there was such a thing!!

  • @adrienne3334
    @adrienne3334 2 года назад

    Bernie the lesbian nurse..les be having you lol!

  • @surayyn2hotmail
    @surayyn2hotmail 14 лет назад +1

    GOD I LOVE HER!

  • @666hellraiser1
    @666hellraiser1 14 лет назад +2

    ''oh, huh. you mad bitch'' LOL

  • @susannahkreher7270
    @susannahkreher7270 3 года назад +3

    Mind how you go then….😂

  • @Lol78209
    @Lol78209 5 лет назад +1

    Well actually there’s a couple lads in a and e I wouldn’t mind ...
    😂😂😂😂

  • @mastermaestro
    @mastermaestro  14 лет назад +3

    @liamx102 lol It's okay, her accent is actually a completely exaggerated Irish accent. We don't actually speak as strongly as she does lol. (Well most of us don't! haha)

  • @JimTimber
    @JimTimber Год назад

    Ha ha ! ..so funny !! lmao !!

  • @Xavier-hc6qs
    @Xavier-hc6qs 4 года назад +14

    Me at 15: “no I’m not gay”
    Me at 19: 4:29

    • @Full.Circuit.Thrills
      @Full.Circuit.Thrills 4 года назад +3

      Same here but I said that I’m not gay when I was 12. When I was 13 on the other hand....

    • @xr6lad
      @xr6lad 2 года назад +1

      @@Full.Circuit.Thrills so you’d changed hands by the time you were 13? Ambiwankerous?

    • @Full.Circuit.Thrills
      @Full.Circuit.Thrills 2 года назад +1

      @@xr6lad not what I was going for but I love that 😂

  • @niamhmorgan7027
    @niamhmorgan7027 4 года назад +1

    4:15 😂😂

  • @mastermaestro
    @mastermaestro  13 лет назад +2

    @SuperMoo1999 I couldn't agree more. Very well said. What I don't get is why people watch videos of things they don't like. Don't they understand that haters are just not welcome anywhere?

  • @ireneerose8296
    @ireneerose8296 14 лет назад +1

    now wait a minute .... your not lumpin me in the same catagory as this fanny basher !!! LMAO :)

  • @McAmber
    @McAmber 3 года назад +1

    Haha, she is superb

  • @Glenn1967ful
    @Glenn1967ful 3 года назад +3

    So un PC, so funny, modern BBC would be too scared to show this.

  • @DraconicScribe
    @DraconicScribe 13 лет назад +1

    LOL! I love this XD.

  • @littlefreckles18
    @littlefreckles18 14 лет назад +1

    I snorted at "muff muncher" :')!

  • @solay78
    @solay78 12 лет назад

    Man that's low...not all patients who assume they're an emergency are over reacting!

  • @hxdbfgysDu
    @hxdbfgysDu 12 лет назад +1

    Oh my GOD I would kill for Amy Pond to meet Bernie

  • @josephhaile4731
    @josephhaile4731 12 лет назад +5

    Now wait a minute, you're not lumping me in the same category as this mad fanny basher!

  • @-3lory
    @-3lory 3 года назад

    BRAVO still laughing

  • @lizzy486
    @lizzy486 13 лет назад

    what is the name of the skit at the start of the video - i remmebr watching her, but cant find any pther vifeos...

  • @terencehennegan1439
    @terencehennegan1439 4 года назад

    Brilliant👏

  • @2012doctorblonde
    @2012doctorblonde 11 лет назад +1

    Yep LOL omg I think Catherine Tate should come back in Doctor Who for the 50th birthday in november ?

  • @turtoisenottortoise
    @turtoisenottortoise 11 лет назад +1

    I see what you mean about Jenna Louise Coleman it does look a bit like her but the voice seems wrong don't you think....

  • @Brynwyn123
    @Brynwyn123 3 года назад

    Does anyone know the name of the actress playing the third nurse?

  • @Aless81
    @Aless81 12 лет назад +4

    I'm just jealous that she got to kiss Catherine Tate!

  • @skylerphyles9302
    @skylerphyles9302 7 лет назад +1

    who knows how i can watch the catherine tate show in the u.s.

  • @mastermaestro
    @mastermaestro  15 лет назад

    No spamming or else your comment will be removed and you will be blocked.

  • @DangerousFayth
    @DangerousFayth 11 лет назад

    It is one of the christmas specials, the second one I think

  • @keithpilkington3855
    @keithpilkington3855 3 года назад

    Too many ads

  • @Bill_Dingsite
    @Bill_Dingsite 3 года назад

    Is that Lynn from Alan partridge?

  • @quiksilverrules14
    @quiksilverrules14 14 лет назад

    I was thinking how much bernie reminds me of annie and then the other nurse sings tomorrow

  • @2012doctorblonde
    @2012doctorblonde 11 лет назад

    Well hes my favourite doctor too will be sad when he goes

  • @THO743
    @THO743 2 года назад

    "The xray place"

  • @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy
    @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy 3 года назад

    What happened to the old lady that looked like she had a stomachache?