"Luck?!" "Listen, luck and death should mean the same thing to you!" "Ya can't just P rank because of Luck!" "Impossible!" "Unspeakable!" "You'd never reach Heresy!"
“Welcome to Ultrakill, dream. Everyone here is a speedrunner. And we’re aaaaall better than you. No amount of cheating can get you to match even the worst guy here.”
"Ya call that a P rank?" "This is a P RANK!" Waddya think of that you Simely mask wearing (!) freind man hunting (!) SMP playin (!) green Hoodie Slinging (!) Twich streamin' (!) Clip Snippin' (!) _Style_ less (!) Lass!" "Go Suck it Down! (!) (!) (!)" [To be read like the scotsman insulting Smaurai Jack] (!) = Vine Boom sound Effect.
Dream: Alright guys welcome to my 100% real speedrun, I may have some plugins but those are fine. *up up down down left right left right b a" "no clips to end of the level" Dream: so that was my speed run it was pretty easy just need some good RNG
@@Azure9577 Dude the only people I see beating Gabriel in under a minute are like speedrunners. You can get to that level, and a lot of people start P ranking every level but most people don't be doing that. Even if you can doesn't mean everyone else does.
@@iabgunner8701ude it's pure skill, I defeated Gabriel in 49:56 secs and one friend defeated it in only 49:48 secs p ranked Also I'm bad at the game, I can't p rank pinos and did that with a little practice so, if I what I'm too bad at the game can you can dude :)
I keep seeing all these ultrakill videos and coping really hard because I don’t have a PC to play it on, I just need something faster than Doom Eternal and Titanfall 2 combined.
let's be real
dream would be shit at ultrakill
About as equal as IGN playing DOOM ETERNAL.
Yep, 100%
@@lavetissene339 like Dean Takahashi?
@@tomatoboi5735 No, Like a 15 year old cat with alzheimers.
@@lavetissene339 so Dean Takahashi then...
Wow how lucky he beat it in 19 minutes very skilled in chea- I mean ultrakill
A decent ultrakill player could do better. That makes it so much funnier
A bad Ultrakill player could do better
Source: Me
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 as someone who plays Mayo(revolver only and you can use slab)% this feels accurate. I am a fucking minute behind the wr like how.
Under the Mayo could do better and he's terrible.
That's the joke
He didn't use auto-aim
He's just extremely lucky
He isnt cheating!
He is just a bit lucky!!!1!
average incel
1000000% luck!!11!
@@Spoofis69 You don’t even know what that word means
"Luck?!"
"Listen, luck and death should mean the same thing to you!"
"Ya can't just P rank because of Luck!"
"Impossible!"
"Unspeakable!"
"You'd never reach Heresy!"
Not enough cheating. This isn't Dream at all!
“Welcome to Ultrakill, dream.
Everyone here is a speedrunner. And we’re aaaaall better than you. No amount of cheating can get you to match even the worst guy here.”
"Ya call that a P rank?"
"This is a P RANK!"
Waddya think of that you Simely mask wearing (!) freind man hunting (!) SMP playin (!) green Hoodie Slinging (!) Twich streamin' (!) Clip Snippin' (!) _Style_ less (!) Lass!"
"Go Suck it Down! (!) (!) (!)"
[To be read like the scotsman insulting Smaurai Jack]
(!) = Vine Boom sound Effect.
Tru
Soucre: me
MR BEAAAAST
Factual
Source:me
Tru
Didn't even NEED to do greed layer to finish the run, what a gamer god.
man didnt even need to do all of act ll
Dream: Alright guys welcome to my 100% real speedrun, I may have some plugins but those are fine.
*up up down down left right left right b a" "no clips to end of the level"
Dream: so that was my speed run it was pretty easy just need some good RNG
The timer in this video was an entirely different breed of ｆｕｎｉ, good job
Only fresh memes on this channel
really unfunny ones too
😐😐😐
Only flesh memes on this ULTRAKILL
Fresh? Bro this is rigor mortis
Really got lucky on second part ngl
1:29 *Gabriel got tired of this shit and decided to fly into the void*
повезло-повезло)
I must learn the noodle language
It means "got lucky - got lucky", btw
you missed the insane amount of screaming
Me a classic doom player: this to complicated, I like sprites in fake 3D world
не ожидал увидеть русского мемера по ultrakill
Это же отсылка на другой не менее популярный спидран по майнкрафту ,от анонимуса
1:07 у, повезло повезло >:)
Like dream can play anything other than minecraft lol
1:08
Did i just hear повезло повезло?
1:42
"I cannot hold it anymore"
I just realized his youtooz is blocking the "Cheats on" message
Повезло повезло
An okay Ultrakill player.
Dream isn't cheating! He just has a very lucky run!
I'm pretty confident in saying that I'm not that good at ultrakill yet even I could do better without even cheating
ok but could you beat Gabriel that fast? just asking because you said you could do better even without cheats.
@@iabgunner8701 yes
Most people can beat Gabriel in under a min lol
@@Azure9577 Dude the only people I see beating Gabriel in under a minute are like speedrunners. You can get to that level, and a lot of people start P ranking every level but most people don't be doing that. Even if you can doesn't mean everyone else does.
@@iabgunner8701 me when sawblades + railcoin in phase 2
@@iabgunner8701ude it's pure skill, I defeated Gabriel in 49:56 secs and one friend defeated it in only 49:48 secs p ranked
Also I'm bad at the game, I can't p rank pinos and did that with a little practice so, if I what I'm too bad at the game can you can dude :)
When I saw we went from world 1 to the prison of flesh I was like- "Gold on how the fu-"
knowing dream he'd probably use no clip hacks and call it a "glitch"
Me: I wish you could hide the cheat enabled thing for cinematic videos
*watchs this*
Ok only make it display at the start like major assists
"i disguise my shit playstyle as someone else's skill issue"
Love how the timer is normal, then goes slow, then goes backwards
I keep seeing all these ultrakill videos and coping really hard because I don’t have a PC to play it on, I just need something faster than Doom Eternal and Titanfall 2 combined.
Nothing не понял, но very interesting
That title terrified me for a sec
Did anyone notice that the timer goes back in 32 seconds?
Dang how long till Clay joins the squid game and beats Seong Gi Huns PR
Who knows how well he’ll do without a pc tho lmao 🤣
ооо повезло повезло
My first thoughts about thumbnail was: "WTH WhatsApp V1??!??!!"
bro my dumbass didnt realize that the youtooz add on top was to cover the "CHEATS ENABLED : )" menu at first
that gives it more inverse since Dream used cheats too
Dang.
Time to try running but faster.
What is that slam sound effect? I hear it all the time but I have no idea how to find it.
You mean vine boom 0:20 ?
@@ERRORTheDumbOne Yes! Thank you.
Lmao, I love the speed of timer
Those poor orphans
At least he make projectile boost
guys its just luck trust me
"Major assists are enabled"
can i p rank ultrakill before something wicked catches me
I laughed when I saw major cheats enabled
nah, bro turned on aimbot 💀
Didn't they fix the bug where you can have too many duplicates?
1:05 ооо повезло-повезло
P.S а как ты это получил? Я не задрот в эту игру, но мне оно не встречалось
Если ты про сферы с удвоением пушек то я их заспавнил через чит консоль. В этом и сама шутка видео что спидран фейковый
@@ERRORTheDumbOne ааа ловушка
Повезло, повезло.
0:23 (Major assists are enabled) . . .
you forgot the screaming into a cam-corder mic
I am gonna be honest: I kinda miss, then every item had name tag "dream is gay"
*vine boom*
Yo what's the setting for that view of the gun? Like doom lmao.
It's in HUD settings
@@1ztype343 Tysm!
verry good extra tag
only 19 seconds? bad time
hes not cheating, just povezlo.
PURE classic
I’ve never played ultrakill but I think the joke is him cheating
yep. The funniest thing is he's not even using the speedrun strats
Ultradream
That skills tho 😳😳😳
Ultrafeet
He's just lucky guys
major assists are enabled
how and why weapon moves wierd?
Skill
are you in creative mode tho?
we need this to happen
bruuuuuuh
почему таймер пошёл в обратную сторону?
Povezlo povezlo
Dose ultrakill cost money or is it free
it do be costing money
o povezlo povezlo 1:07
like the part when he starts speaking russian
It literally said cheats were on
no way dude
Based on the other comments, that might be part of the joke.
@@PootVidHere I know that's part of the joke just so you know
where's the blood
Zer iz no chets ysed ai promice
not enough cheating
Fake. Dream would pull out the cheat menu- I mean real.
HACKS ENABLED
HEY GUYZ IM IN TUB!111!!! TOTUHLLY RELUHVANT HEHEHEEEE!!11!! SOWWRY AXIDINT LMAO TOTUHLLY SO AQUARIOUS AMIRGHT???!??//!1
Common, even with cheats dream is not THAT good
he should
there are probably faster legit speedruns
nah youre wrong he would just noclip
the timer is so obviously slowed down
and reversed at one point
@@moosewithagoose4732 read pined comment
@@ERRORTheDumbOne i know the vid is a joke
I've got better times with fist only
Where gore
9,666 views
Me who already knows this is a poor run and ah don’t even speed run the game
dream would suck
didnt notice any cheating, video inaccurate
inaccurate, cheats weren't on
they were the yootooz were just covering them
Woaha so cringy
Kinda bored ngl
?
You’re bored of the video
Or bored in general
@@joaocaldeira7850 he plays as shit and put a Bored Meme
@@kyozata looks like you didnt get what this video was about
Not funny.
о повезло повезло