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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- gobson is gone
Insomnia Dublin 9th-10th november:
Single Day Ticket: bit.ly/2kCO77o
Weekend Tickets: bit.ly/2lET008
Wilbur Soot: / @wilburplays
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Pyro and Wilbur are on the opposite side of the british men spectrum
How
@@noureldinashraf2128 pyro is a rough, "strong" brit
Wilbur, he is a soft boi who writes songs.
@@YankeeFox pyro fat willbur thin
@@YankeeFox also pyro has a northern accent, and wilbur is from london
@@nickmason1775 you mean hell
0:51 and 0:56 Notice how when he gets diamond boots he dies. Now for yall that dk Wilbur’s first series when he got the boots he always died shortly after. Meaning the curse is still on
HELP
@@iwannabeawitch ok boomer
@@k0mrade14 your pfp is so good that i may use it later
@The Road its 2019. everyone's a weeb
@The Road ok boomer
Mr. Beast: “We need to end climate change by planting trees!”
Pyro and Wilbur: “Lets end racism by throwing sticks on top of dead coral.”
Dead brain
Caveman brain
SmoothTurtle not funny
@@hydraball not funny
Sui Jene not funny
If only the rascism nest was still here. Nothing wrong would've happened
yeah
So true
True
Damm
Oof
Pyro: * Releases fish *
Wilbur: * vietnam flashbacks *
Dr. Woofington what happened
Danger! Wilbur had a pet fish that died
Danger! There was a fish in one of his series but he lost him and then he got another one
666th like
@@theratman6718 very s t o n k s
Pyro: plant a tree
Looks like someone wants to park their car in the shade
@sno boi Saturdays are Josuke days!
@sno boi :D
@sno boi welcome back! :D
@sno boi Im now fully oku
@sno boi yea! Za hando!
Pyro: *has apple that will make him completely invincible* “got nothing useful”
Pretty much sums up his life
Could literally have infinite blocks too
Rest in peace Tax Evasion (2019-2019).
He's now in a better place with Gobson and Mario
@@panakidyt4510 and the fish
But I commit it every YEEEEAAAR
Tax evasion never dies.
This is so sad
“This probably wont do well”
15. Trending for gaming
13 now
It's official pyro will become a minecraft youtuber
No it's 18
Luka tv it’s now 13
12
We gonna talk about how he has morgz mom dies in his search history
np
*I don't see the problem here*
No
Nah
It was for a video
The word moist is said in Pyro’s video
Charlie: It’s free real estate
*Initiating Moist Meter*
It's good to know he's on the up and up
YOINK his channel now
Ok boomer
"What's up guys its Cr1TiKal..."
Pyro: places stick on block.
"we did it boys, we ended racism."
Wilbur's series: Manga
Pyro's series: Anime
I've never read something so true
More like Netflix adapta-
So the lesser iteration?
@@Murphskipper ok boomer
@@Sandy-sh8ot >:(
I heard "Moist"
This area is under Penguinz0 jurisdiction
Danny Boy *Cr1TiKal
@@mj.jm.2110 ah yes my mistake
Who's Penguinz0?
@@benjamintoulouse7052 Bruh its the three strikes and your out.
@@PCUnderdog go check him out, you won't regret it!
When you realize they could be making slabs the whole time
Surprised Wilbur didn't try to bite Pyro during this whole video
Pyro isn’t a chick now is he
@@Ava_owl420 he can be
@@Ava_owl420 youd be suprised
He couldn’t, they were separated
When they were screaming “TAX EVASION, NO” at the top of their lungs, what were their neighbours thinking?
“Somethings wrong with Tax Evasion”
@Juan Cortez Muro Not funny didn't laugh
@Juan Cortez Muro shut up
Probably “tax evasion isn’t a joke, Jim”
“Murder suicide mission”
Do you mean, *Kamikaze*
Ok weeb
Juan Cortez Muro okay?? What does that have to do with anything??
@Juan Cortez Muro nobody gives a shit u bot
VendingMachncheese _ you mean day anime is bad to a weeb
@@ten4241 ok weeb
In Loving Memory Of:
Gobson
Mario
Dolphin
Tax Evasion
and milo 3
They are now capturable in Petscop 2
& Knuckles
Where is Tyler Ninja Fortnite Blevins?
And slime
Gobson- Dead
Mario- Dead
Tax Evasion- Dead
Squidward- Dead
Tyler “Fortnite Ninja” Blevins: ?
Unnamed sheep- dead
The plot of this video is more interesting than what white girls think friends is
The slime: deceased
Unnamed dog
Hotel? Trivago
Unnamed fish in a bucket = dead
Retired*
Pyro: This video probably won’t even do that well anyway
Gets on trending
Thats an insult cause its full of shit.
Wilbur's viewers:
Hey I've seen this before
What do you mean you've seen it?
It's brand new!
it was popular so they could made another series
@Luca Boi wooosh
Yes
@@_zencored It's a Back To The Future reference
Returning to this after the latest drama with Wilbur feels devastating
Ong bro now pyro is the only good british person 😭😵💀
Its too bad wilbur was into biting instead of chonky animals 😆
I can't believe they killed the CEO of racisms, I'm literally crying
ok
@@freepcrkit5970 ok
ok
Ok
ok
Wilbur: makes a 5 episode series
Pyro: “yeah, we did like this, this and this. Bye”
This is so accurate.
shut yo bitch ass up
@@sleepyhandz5603 nvm i just cried
I saw this on reddit this is epic
I love how all pyros vids eventually turn into bullying morgz
Pyro
"I got nothing good"
*Enchanted golden apple in his inventory*
So sorry to hear about your collab with Wilbur “Chompy” Soot
"And how did we celebrate this flawless victory?"
*whiskey ad starts playing*
*soap cutting ad starts playing*
*condom ad starts playing*
“This won’t even get many views”
Minecraft Community: Are you challenging me?
He is #11 on trending.
unohana Retsu _It’s a joke_
unohana Retsu I see, a nine year old.
"Hates everything that is popular". Lot of irony right there.
@unohana Retsu Children shouldn't be saying words like that. What if your mom saw that?
“With every pet we adopted now deceased”
Hmmm this sounds really familiar
Pyro = pewdie confirmed???
PETA?
petscop
@@freestylejr082 lol
thank you serial abuser wilbur soot
The title should have been “pyrocynical loses to Tax Evasion.”
Nine year olds cried at the death of water sheep, eleven year olds cried at the death of boat cow, but I, a proud 2 year old, cried at the death of tax evasion.
wilbur’s uploads: light novel
pyro’s uploads: anime adaptation
so it's worse?
I can't believe you named your spider after me Pyrocynical. Thank you. I'm honoured.
Collecting pets that eventually die. This is what petscop does to a man
RIP TAX EVASION
"He was like father to me"
Of course he's like a father, because he left and never came back
@Karim Hassan he came back though, unlike dad. unlike dad.
@Karim Hassan yeah but you said pewdiepie didnt come back, unless you didnt read the reply all the way lol
he was like a father to me , the son i never had.
He was like father to me. I love him like my son -Pewdiepie
18:44
Pyro: “I have nothing of value”
Completely misses the notch apple
Man this really didn't age well, huh?
Wilbur viewers: Hey I've seen this one
Pyro viewers: How could you have seen this? It's brand new
Nice bttf meme
ore wa chin chin ga daiski nandayo
@@skupna7558 gay
Let's share a quick moment for Tax Evasion the cave spider, a legend, a friend, a role model.
Don’t forget that they were Yoshi’s mentor
Tax evasion is up there with the great ones like harambe and Gabe the dog
F
I like how ironic and self aware he is to put so many ads while knowing YT still won't pay him
are people not getting ads? I wouldn't know, I'm watching on YT Vanced. That makes a lot more sense; i thought we didn't see the yellow bar when it's demonetized though.
The video is monetized so he IS getting paid
@@alysoncardoso6684 i still got no ads even tho I have no adblocker
@@sebastijanbozic9085 IDK why you did not get any ads but u can see if it has adds looking for the yellow bars in the video bar
@@alysoncardoso6684 for now
I love the fact the he has the L for Lee skin, brings back memories of him getting arrested for possesion of child pornorgraphy, what an absolute gamer
wait...
what
Bruh ruclips.net/video/cs3rIVXoJpA/видео.html
You do know thats not true right?
@@NamedSire are you replying to me or the original commenter?
@PinkGae Whistle the original one
Watching all this from pyro's pov is kinda weird now
Ikr? Without his facecam seems just like it's just a second wilbur
@Juan Cortez Muro I demand that you stop this begging.
No subscribers with no videos! What did he say?
_ Kaike _ If I were to guess he used suicide as a clickbait to his channel because someone has been doing that on Shane’s as well
When tax evasion hits you...
"OH NO, TAX EVASION TURNED ON US!"
18:43 “wow I have like literally nothing of use” *literally has the most powerful consumable item in the game*
Ah yes, raw pork
swiffer No, he means the milk
Eat the lava
Yea, the carrot's so godly smh
raw Cod
“ Every 60 sec you get a new *i’em* ”
God I love pieroh and wilbuh
Tax Evasion was the best character, i cried for a week when I saw him die
Pyro here making every guy gay and every lesbian straight while he’s wearing makeup
But what would my gf say
@@Zombeedog n
@@em-st2kq ur like 10 lol
Does that mean he's making himself straight?
@@darklazerx7913 yes exactly
Minecraft skyblock proves the world is flat
Take that pro round earthers
Checkmate
Lol
It proves the world is square actually
Uh oh stinky!
NAH its a doughnut
every body gangsta till pyro get invited to dream smp
@@abandonedindefinitely-h4l but why
@@abandonedindefinitely-h4l *and that's why its good.*
@@blossomjihyo *exactly*
@SkottlesIsTall bruh
Jackie Z he is not wrong
Pyrocynical: 8 mid rolls
Morgz: 100 mid rolls
Let our boy have some money
Hopefully he uses that money to buy himself a car.
@@mrclean1407 lol
VANILLAZILLA hey atleast it ain’t that bad
Bruh 8 for 20mins is pretty much Morgz level
The r a c i s m nest.
To “e n d” racism
Thanks Ouma.
Thanks Ouma.
Thanks Ouma.
@@Honklz thanks oma
Thanks Kokichi
The general concern in his voice when he says “nooo! Tax evasion!”
genuine*
Pyro: (has iron boots, a gapple, a bed, 3 spawn eggs, food, and a water bucket)
Also Pyro: Wow, I have like nothing of use
“End dragon is the CEO of racism”
Pyro wears a dragon head 😳😳
Oh my gosh. This is so sad.
BRIH
To end racism, you gotta lure racism into a back alley, cut of it's head, present it to it's family as a warning, wear it's head and BECOME racism
Omg
Father BB 😭who did this?!
The amount of mid role ads gives me conniptions
But I sit through all of them for my love of pyro
Your username tho
He needs to save up for a car
Mans gotta feed his 25 children
fucck you
Wilbur: makes an entire series
Pyro: 1 video seems enough
POV: your watching pyrocynical videos after he was proven innocent
@Klemenix once you binge there's no going back
POV : shut up
Nah mate I'm from wilbur soot lol
@@demenetori7976 POV: You're a sheep that follows the crowd
@@bobbymcmacintre Yikes, uncultured.
Pyro: makes fun of people for too many mid rolls
Also Pyro: 8 mid rolls on a 20 min vid.
Hey, he said he wanted to feel that Minecraft RUclips revenue
I didn't even get any ads
I'd care if half the mid rolls actually played
It doesn't matter if there are add in a Pyro vid cuz he deserves it.
@@navi189 I'm not sure if he does. Pyro is just kind of a trend coaster. He very rarely works hard to create interesting content.
Maybe if he made Petscop 2...
pyro : kills milo
wilbur : *GENUINE FEAR AND DISTRESS IN HIS VOICE.*
8 midroll ads awesome knowing pyro wont live on the street anymore
Spraya to ba the video got demonetized
@@jishafish5691 nope
@@jishafish5691 No it didn't
SenorXB1 yeah it did in Australia
@@jishafish5691 why
When he pushed Tax Evasion making him spin to the left even though he was spinning to the right. The entire Earth changed. Covid began, Minecraft grew in popularity, Fortnite took over every brand known to mankind. Many terrible events occurred after he forced Tax Evasion to spin left. After coming back to this video over a year after watching it, I finally see where it ended.
"You're such a TRICKSTER" *Last Suprise starts blasting*
Nice
Pyrocinical: *complains about people having too many midroll ads
Also Pyro: 8 midroll ads
RUclips: how many ads do you want?
Pyro: yes
It's a Minecraft video, let him take the opportunity
Theres not even that much
That username tho
RUclips: how many ads have to work?
Pyro: no
He makes quality content idc if he has a lot of ads
The official name given to the dolphin who knocked Gobson off the island was named GENOCIDE, exclusively in all caps.
My coming out
“Mom..Dad...*wipes tears* I-I’m....
*Tax Evasion*”
Mom- “ Ohhh... Sweetie, it’s alright”
*You have 5 more minutes to live*
"This video probably won't even do that well"
**laughs in 1,600,000 views**
*Laughs in 2,000,000 views*
*laughs in 2,129,739 views*
*Laughs in 69,420,000 views*
*LAUGHS IN 2,276,620 VIEWS*
*cries in dick*
“Yeah ive got nothing good”
*Enchanted Golden apple cries*
I often forget how perfectly these creators complement each other.
I can’t believe they beat the ender dragon in survival mode
I know that was pretty crazy
it’s the easiest boss
TV Jam no elder guardian
I think you meant to say they took down the CEO of Racism in survival mode
Actually guys. I'm pretty sure they did the thing where they typed in the chat to get creative mode. I don't think you can fly and have a bow in your hand and no healthbar at the same time in survival. Just saying
minecraft skyblock but every second you get a new ad
“I got no beds” *notices diamond sword* “ooh, I’ve got a diamond sword” *swaps inventory slots with his bed*
Glad racism is finally over, can't wait for racism 2
PYRO HAD BOOTS WHEN HE DIED IN THE BEGINNING
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS
Does it matter
@@qwoc Its a semi-running joke from Wilburs first season of this: Boots are sign that something terrible is about to happen
Mihai Morar lmao that’s funny
I had literally laughed when I noticed, but my brother was confused- Especially when I yelled when the newnewMilo died-
In Memory of Tax Evasion.
2019 - The year we avoided all taxes apart of Brexit
“NO! i laughed at a morgz video!!”
Ive never heard more genuine distress in someone’s voice before
uh oh
Son: Mom I want Wilbur!
Mom: We have Wilbur at home, honey
Wilbur at home:
Why does the tax evasion pride flag look like Komaeda
Obviously he's the mascot
He was the first one to evade taxes
nagito komaeda commits tax evasion asmr
Hi
Kokichi Ouma holy shit it’s kokichi
Pyro: *kills fish*
Wilbur: *Vietnam flashbacks*
9:40 wheres racism nest when we need him
Wilbur: Did you know that THIS was in the game?
*spawns dolphin*
*dolphin instantly jumps to suicide taking horse with him*
"This probably won't even do that well honestly"
*>Number 11 on gaming trending videos*
Still #11
Tax evasion was like a father to me, I loved him like he was my son
i would love to see the family tree
Finally, the first time pyro has made a persona reference
12:57 if anyone cant find it
Wilbur uploads Whole series.
Pyro: I’m bouta end this mans whole career
You're such a TRICKSTER
**Persona 5 has crawled into the pits of Weebs**
Ah yes, a man of culture
No
I don't know what to think of this except I get the reference I beat persona
alright whos the wild card now
I only know because I main him smash and watched the anime like 5 minutes ago
Moist means whatever you want moist to be
- pyro 2019
8:06 I still wish dead island had a good story. Thanks for reminding me, Pyro.
bruh I was looking for someone who also recognized the music
*PYRO KILLED HIS PETSCOP SERIES, JUST LIKE EPSTEIN WHO WERE KILLED TOO*
I like the implication that there were multiple Epstein
this meme is dead bro, probably was KILLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT KILLED EPSTEIN TO KEEP HIM QUIET
@@blixh3ad Epstein: Into the Epsteinverse
12:57
It was there for less than a second, but my eyes caught it.
It was like 4 notes, but what an amazing 4 notes it was
what is it?
@@euphrates5625 I think he's just talking about the music (?)
You never saw it coming
you'll never see it comingggggg
It's a persona 5 reference. Yes the series where super smash bros' Joker is from. It's a great game,tbh
who else is disappointed with pyro because he's not bullying children
Rip to :
Gobson
Mario
Unnamed Cod Fish
Tax Evasion
Random Egg
Tyler "Fortnite Ninja" Belvins
A Zombie Horse Child
Random Sheep
Skeleton
Every Zombie Horse
Pyro ending Racism
A Dog
Random Slime
CEO of Racism
And M O R G Z M U M
“NO! Tax invasion!!”
Any time I pay taxes,I’m saying that
invasion??????
crmb!
10:34 I died when he showed suicidal Squidward as the Vindicator
Wilbur subs: oh i’ve seen this one
Pyro subs: no this is brand new
People subscribed to both: so guys we did it, we successfully watched the same thing twice.
@@LilyBennettFilm lol
I lost it at the Persona 5 cut in for the word trickster
Not because it was funny but because I never would've expected that in my life
hey me