To you reading this Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent, which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit to hell, but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel Jesus Christ, son of God, sacrificed his life for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16
Weirdly fitting that Lorian and Lothric were replaced by Friede and Ariandel then Friede and Ariandel were replaced by the Demon Princes and the Demon Princes were replaced by Lorian and Lothric, just a perfect cycle
??? Seems a bit redundant to point that out. The chair is clearly behind her and it's Aggy's custom made chair to fit his short little body. Plus we all know Aggy wants to be stepped on so I didn't think there was any confusion here
@@thetophat9814 Remember time is convoluted in dark souls, so I think his wife left him for the black ones first, then he decided he would never date a woman again, and married a man. Truly another miyazaki masterpiece
"Is it insane if I say Dragonslayer Armor is a Top 3 boss?" No, because it fucks. It's legit one of the coolest looking bosses, and its hyper-aggressive fighting style makes it a fun challenge. The only thing about the fight that sucks are the stupid butterflies, and since DSA is in a different location because of the randomizer, that tiny little gripe is instantly fixed.
I find him kinda mid, to be honest. Cool looking to be sure, but his patterns are so predictable and easy to avoid that he's no challenge at all. His OST is fantastic though. I think I can understand why one would put him in a top 3 list.
@@Prettydecentdog are you a god gamer or what LOL? He's type of boss that gives us so little time to sneak our attacks in due to constantly attacking with combo. Everyone should be surprised with his moves first time encounter and die
@@leonthepros952 also, learn to parry his lunge at the start and his overhead horizontal slice. Easy fight. I also first try dragonslayer armour EXTREMELY week to fire. Twin princes tho........
the poorly translated mod burns into your brain, till this day Prod still says "old snake wounded" and about Joel being an adult and looking for his cellphones
I feel like the nameless king is easier in retrospect because his timings are eerily similar to elden ring bosses' - back in the day he was a complete shakeup and his timings were so awkward compared to every other boss in DS3, giving him a reputation as the hardest.
This is so true, my first souls game is ER and after fighting NK, he feels very familiar to certain ER bosses (I surprised I got his 2nd phase twice but the phase 1 is a struggle for my Katana build)
I found him after Elden Ring and still thought his timings were really, really bad. Then again, I'm in the extreme minority that just really does not like him.
@@BobertBobson I hate that fucking bird, I wouldn't mind going a thousand attempts against nameless himself, it's that damn bird that makes me pull out the Dragonslayer shield just because I don't want get last the bird again
He’s honestly extremely similar to Nial with his large sweeping attacks and awkwardly timed lightning strikes & huge AoEs. And the fact that you have to get through a different enemy first. He’s a little harder, but these are extremely similar boss fights.
I thought "The husband and the same smell. You must be Asian, you must!" was bad but then he just came out with that. Racist Gael is terrible but also I can't stop laughing. What the fuck, bad translation.
Oh my god, this brings me back. I used to go on a YTer's vods of him playing the Poorly Translated mod and timestamping character names and quotes, along with item/place/enemy/npc names and original equivalents. I even took some of them as character names for stories. Nice to see a Randomizer thrown into the mix!
Thing is, he wasn’t supposed to fight even Cinder, he should have had the banner, Cinder replaced the Dancer, which is technically what, the 4th to last boss? And Storm King replacing Gundyr is actually really good so you can get him out of the way early
Honestly, most ER bosses do give you plenty of openings in between their attacks. They're just not long openings. I think his complaint there was that once Pontiff starts attacking, it feels like he just doesn't stop unless you get far enough away.
@@Gamer3427"...he just never stops attacking unless you get far enough away..." Yeah like godrick and godfrey and Melania and radahn and morgott and mohg and every godskin and astel and fire giant and Margit and every deathbird and every crucible knight and every night's cavalry? How many of elden Ring's bosses would that be? Lmao
The triple phase of Demon King into Demon twins and Demon Prince is very fitting. The boss fight itself is even about setting the painted world ablaze. You couldn't get a better bunch to fight there.
This is definitely the funniest randomizer I’ve ever seen, it’s all like a huge meme. During the vordt fight they definitely nailed the “either ur listening to the lore or it sounds like fancy talking” vibe for sure 😂❤
Out of all the funny moments, the one where the Nameless King, Ruler of the Storm, Firstborn son to Lord Gwyn, gets renamed to simply Prickly Pear, it stuck with me.
Name Locations: Ash bricks - 2:18 Fire link Sraine - 3:48 High torso wall - 4:36 Rothlik Castle - 10:21 Protect Furlon - 25:11 Kata Comocalattas - 25:57 The sea - 30:41 Arbitration of the boureois community - 35:43 Irish Irish - 37:29 Order - 37:31 The temple - 40:18 And the Dreg style - 44:35 Ringeddathiti - 46:55 First Oven - 56:53
THANK YOU AGGY, i was literally waiting for months for you to play DS3 randomiser run(ds3 is my favourite). I literally watched your Elden ring and ds1 runs for 10 times at this point.
Pontiff has no music because Halflight’s music doesn’t start until Argo summons him, so with another boss in the arena the event to start the music is never triggered
28:42 Omg I just noticed he just happened to have on the Dancer Helm, Mirrah Vest, Astora GS, and a parry shield… The RNG literally stole my FashionSouls lol
I think whips are for PVP for interruptions. They can be used in base game but off hand whipping someone works primarily on humanoid enemies. You can make it work and kind of look cool but you’re not fighting a boss with a whip.
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I am only getting it to support a furry, we need to stick together in these hard times.
Already at 50%, good job!
To you reading this Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent, which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit to hell, but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel
Jesus Christ, son of God, sacrificed his life for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16
Aggicus is a furry 🙀
Is this shipping to India?
Oceiros replacing "Ignorant slaves" with "employees" really says a lot about society 😔
Who's Oceiros? You mean Volt?
@@marvcollins7842 Yeah. The iconic duo Volt and Boreal Valley.
I mean it a 'boss' fight
To be fair, the embers being 'man' is kind of on point for lore.
In my language ember literally means man
@@megharaplak2521 Üdv honfitársam! Milyen furcsa hogy pont itt találkozunk
@@WhyAreWeStillHere42 valóban nem mindennapi, hogy két magyar egymásra talál egy ParányiAgrikultúra Sötét Lelkek 3 kihívás futás alatt
@@megharaplak2521 3 vagyunk minimum.
Legyen 4?
41:03 are we really not going to say anything about "I hope you learned your lesson... It's hard to imagine a cross in pornography..."
Strangely fitting that Wilhelm is saying this schizo nonsense, after having the gooner birds as setup.
Nope. Just embrace it, friend.
@@Redhotquagmire 😂
nun p'rn is my favorite tho
@@Sassy_Witch I would say return to God but stay away from churches 🙏🏿😭
Every Gael moment was pure gold during this run 🤣
Weirdly fitting that Lorian and Lothric were replaced by Friede and Ariandel then Friede and Ariandel were replaced by the Demon Princes and the Demon Princes were replaced by Lorian and Lothric, just a perfect cycle
That could be intentional with the mod. Swapping double battles for double battles that is
Its also fitting to see the Demon Princes be next after killing the Demon King
I've got a hunch that mathematically speaking there has to be a cycle somewhere
It only swaps duo bosses for other duos
Funfact: Parky is not standing on a chair at 1:25 Aggy is just THAT short.
So true
Aggy is in fact the person standing on the chair in this clip, it was the only way he could reach that high
Manlet
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Seems a bit redundant to point that out. The chair is clearly behind her and it's Aggy's custom made chair to fit his short little body. Plus we all know Aggy wants to be stepped on so I didn't think there was any confusion here
@@goodguykonrad3701 They were just condensing Aggy's lore for the uninitiated.
13:22 Osciros’ “Ignorant slaves” dialogue after he kills you was translated to “Employees”
Racist Gael jumping off a cliff was my favorite part. I guess he couldn't take it when his wife left him for "the black ones"
Given that he had a race fetish and was chasing for that Asian bussy? He probably was into it.
Lmao 🤣
Gael's dialogue had me in tears. xD
Racist Gay Gael 38:46
So his husband left him for it
@@thetophat9814 Remember time is convoluted in dark souls, so I think his wife left him for the black ones first, then he decided he would never date a woman again, and married a man.
Truly another miyazaki masterpiece
"Let's two try every boss" *A very angsty Midir and Soul of Cinder standing behind him*
Racist Gael is my new head canon.
His obsession with the dark soul has... coloured his understanding of the world.
@@LumosX
"dark is bad"
-Gael
Gael is here to show the Ashen one what he would look like black or chinese
I mean the man was literally commiting a genocide on the Pigmies
41:05 "It's hard to imagine a cross in pronography" Sir Vilhelm, 2024
"Is it insane if I say Dragonslayer Armor is a Top 3 boss?"
No, because it fucks. It's legit one of the coolest looking bosses, and its hyper-aggressive fighting style makes it a fun challenge. The only thing about the fight that sucks are the stupid butterflies, and since DSA is in a different location because of the randomizer, that tiny little gripe is instantly fixed.
Ngl I feel like he’s a little easy, I don’t think he tops nameless king gael or gundyr for me, definitely top 5 though
Also the OST is very underrated
i'd say top 5, i can't put him in top 3, especially with dlc involved
He’s easily top 3 in base game and probably the best knight type boss in the series, maybe besides fume knight or artorias
I find him kinda mid, to be honest. Cool looking to be sure, but his patterns are so predictable and easy to avoid that he's no challenge at all. His OST is fantastic though. I think I can understand why one would put him in a top 3 list.
LilAggy: "I love DS3 bosses, they actually let you hit them!"
Pontiff Suleyvahn: "And I took that personally."
First tried him on my first ever playthrough with pyromancy cause he's weak to fire
@@Prettydecentdog are you a god gamer or what LOL? He's type of boss that gives us so little time to sneak our attacks in due to constantly attacking with combo. Everyone should be surprised with his moves first time encounter and die
@@leonthepros952 funny part is it was my first every playthrough. I've beat him 2 more times since and now on new game + 3
@@leonthepros952 also, learn to parry his lunge at the start and his overhead horizontal slice. Easy fight. I also first try dragonslayer armour EXTREMELY week to fire. Twin princes tho........
@@leonthepros952 just use the chaos bed vestiges you can get 2-3 off then just run until you get a window
the poorly translated mod burns into your brain, till this day Prod still says "old snake wounded" and about Joel being an adult and looking for his cellphones
not to mention Solemoirguellelion(Centipede Demon)
Same. I was thinking about Prod every time he picked that up during the stream
Judge Gandhi and Carter Burns, the true Prod callback
solemiargoylelan from DS1 aswell (i think its either ceaselesss discharge or centipeded demon)
Group of dots
I feel like the nameless king is easier in retrospect because his timings are eerily similar to elden ring bosses' - back in the day he was a complete shakeup and his timings were so awkward compared to every other boss in DS3, giving him a reputation as the hardest.
You also had to kill his stupid firebreathing bird every attempt which definitely made him the most annoying boss to retry.
This is so true, my first souls game is ER and after fighting NK, he feels very familiar to certain ER bosses (I surprised I got his 2nd phase twice but the phase 1 is a struggle for my Katana build)
I found him after Elden Ring and still thought his timings were really, really bad. Then again, I'm in the extreme minority that just really does not like him.
@@BobertBobson I hate that fucking bird, I wouldn't mind going a thousand attempts against nameless himself, it's that damn bird that makes me pull out the Dragonslayer shield just because I don't want get last the bird again
He’s honestly extremely similar to Nial with his large sweeping attacks and awkwardly timed lightning strikes & huge AoEs. And the fact that you have to get through a different enemy first. He’s a little harder, but these are extremely similar boss fights.
Honestly God of love Aldrich makes sence, since if he devours the player they will join Aldrich as family and together they can devour the gods
T O G E T H A A A A A
yeah ok rykard your propaganda wont fool me
HMMMMMM THIS SEEMS ODDLY FAMILIAR ...
damn 658 crabs slain in 2 and a half minutes, thats my speedrunner
Gael being comically racist is so fucking funny
"The dark ones attract your wife" was fucking crazy
I thought "The husband and the same smell. You must be Asian, you must!" was bad but then he just came out with that.
Racist Gael is terrible but also I can't stop laughing. What the fuck, bad translation.
Dude I had to pause the video because I couldn’t see because my eyes were closing because I was laughing so hard
@@axelseven7 dude got absolutely violated by that line
Gael being racist into jumping off a ledge in his boss fight fucking sent me lmao
"It's hard to imagine a cross in pornography" from Sir Vilhelm is honestly the wisest thing a dark souls character ever said
Aggy: “I’m good at ds3 this will be deathless”
Midir: ”hold my beer”
reddit
“So the black ones attract your wife” 💀💀
Well, you know what they say: "Dark people do not fail".
24:27 С м о т р ю А р м з
Ah, the classic
Yeah, СмотрюАрмз was my favorite thing to wear back in DS3 days.
@@yogsoggoth я свою ношу до сих пор
Здарова бандиты
Oh my god, this brings me back. I used to go on a YTer's vods of him playing the Poorly Translated mod and timestamping character names and quotes, along with item/place/enemy/npc names and original equivalents. I even took some of them as character names for stories. Nice to see a Randomizer thrown into the mix!
The inability to settle on a single way to spell "Lothric" has to be the funniest part of this.
2:06 "I was appointed a preacher"
Why do I find this so funny?
37:00
“Can this parry?”
Champion: “parry this you filthy casual!”
6:05 Having dancer here actually makes a lot of sense in terms of the lore
Vordt and the fleeting dancer were never too far apart
58:57 i cried when milky_bones said "such a masterpiece of a song, truly one of the pling pling plong of all time"😢
nameless king into cinder into midir is an absolutely brutal start
Thing is, he wasn’t supposed to fight even Cinder, he should have had the banner, Cinder replaced the Dancer, which is technically what, the 4th to last boss? And Storm King replacing Gundyr is actually really good so you can get him out of the way early
@@Arrakiz666 the banner was supposed to by in Champion Gundyr so he would still had to fight Cinder(Dancer) and Vorth(Oceiros) and Alditch(Gundyr)
@@LethalDoseDragon Also Midir (DSA) to get access to archive in the first place. So it wouldn't have changed anything.
52:56 HUH???
Aggy can always try to deny it, but he will never escape the furry allegations
damn bro i searched all of google and i still can't find who asked
He releases his plushie and its a cat. That is supposed to disprove the allegation? Come on man!
Denying the furry allegations is a good way of not having them stop
Yoda Vordt of the Ocieros Valley was probably my favorite part
29:38 Those transitions will always impress me
7:21 that is the language of Scottish gaelic, for anyone wondering. It translates literally to 'ocean placement'
"The thing I don't like about Pontiff is it's never your turn"
Bro I don't know what to tell you but that's every boss in Elden Ring
Honestly, most ER bosses do give you plenty of openings in between their attacks. They're just not long openings. I think his complaint there was that once Pontiff starts attacking, it feels like he just doesn't stop unless you get far enough away.
@@Gamer3427"...he just never stops attacking unless you get far enough away..." Yeah like godrick and godfrey and Melania and radahn and morgott and mohg and every godskin and astel and fire giant and Margit and every deathbird and every crucible knight and every night's cavalry? How many of elden Ring's bosses would that be? Lmao
just git gud dude most of those bosses are easy as hell@@dogfellow3848
@@dogfellow3848 skill tissue
@@demoburg7268 Tissue?
The Vilhelm Monologue in the Microsoft David tts voice is something I didn't know I needed
"The black ones attract your wife" bruh Gael has no chill
“Lao tzu, who the f… is that? Oh it’s you”. What a perfect rime!
“Yes Darkeater” is so damn funny second only to “I’m coming” what a great mod 😂
The triple phase of Demon King into Demon twins and Demon Prince is very fitting. The boss fight itself is even about setting the painted world ablaze. You couldn't get a better bunch to fight there.
23:00 your hit points being translated to "Cell Phones" is so funny
Boys, Praise The Sun ☀️
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@@KarmaVtw0 *parry sound
PRAISE THE FIRE BOMB GODDESS
32:31 Yoooo Josh, Kudos to you for your work.
Why was every appearance of Gael so hilarious? His fight was just the cherry on top.
This is definitely the funniest randomizer I’ve ever seen, it’s all like a huge meme. During the vordt fight they definitely nailed the “either ur listening to the lore or it sounds like fancy talking” vibe for sure 😂❤
13:13 when I’m late for my every day slavery life duty of waking up vordt in the morning
4:10 "me when im mid edging streak but then the stupid sexy tarnished walks up to me"
Out of all the funny moments, the one where the Nameless King, Ruler of the Storm, Firstborn son to Lord Gwyn, gets renamed to simply Prickly Pear, it stuck with me.
41:04 what a finishing quote...
41:04 wait WHAT
7:24 WELL
now we know there's been a translation into Irish at some point lmaoo
DS3 Poorly Translated is literally a gift from above I stg
loved the part where the dancer said "I am now gywn, plinner of plons" and plin plin plonned all over the place
Name Locations:
Ash bricks - 2:18
Fire link Sraine - 3:48
High torso wall - 4:36
Rothlik Castle - 10:21
Protect Furlon - 25:11
Kata Comocalattas - 25:57
The sea - 30:41
Arbitration of the boureois community - 35:43
Irish Irish - 37:29
Order - 37:31
The temple - 40:18
And the Dreg style - 44:35
Ringeddathiti - 46:55
First Oven - 56:53
9:04 soul of cinder roll catched you here that is literally the definition of "git gud" if ive ever seen it in my years of playing these games
THANK YOU AGGY, i was literally waiting for months for you to play DS3 randomiser run(ds3 is my favourite). I literally watched your Elden ring and ds1 runs for 10 times at this point.
13:01 the fact that oceiros said (employees) instead of slaves is funny and ironic
That was Yoda of the boreal valley I guess.
8:46 the clap matching the music greatly pleases my OCD. Appreciate the editing!
Fucking finally, Lilliam Aggicus uploaded a DS3 video, i have been waiting for this.
15:26 "Why did she heal from that?"
Good Ol' Lifehunt Scythe, baby!
The claps at 8:45 being on beat to the music is an underrated edit
Ngl, he basically played the entire game I would have liked to see who was at Nameless King’s arena
2:39 Damn, I wish I could score a man like that.
Nice to see some fresh DS3 content
Thank you for unlocking a childhood memory for me with the bomberman OST music.
Pontiff has no music because Halflight’s music doesn’t start until Argo summons him, so with another boss in the arena the event to start the music is never triggered
I was definitely thinking to myself "friede's phase 3 isn't cut off by a cutscene, he definitely has to fight her"
This video made me laugh more than any other in months, ty aggy
I love that Oceiros's text-to-speech voice is like a guy doing a really bad Yoda impression.
At the Plushie Reveal:' YAY! Finally!' Your Avatar is SO adorable! I hope to get one soon!
52:57 _"So the Black Ones. Attract your wife"_
This line made me watch this video twice and still lives rent free in my head lmaooooo
Dude I find elden ring content so boring so it’s sooo nice to see you play dark souls again
I remember watching when you finally beat Midir, I was surprised at your level of patience.
the voice overs for gale were the best part. What he said and your reactions were priceless lol
Oceiros speaking with Yoda's voice had me in tears, not gonna lie.
Old Demon King into Demon Princes? That’s honestly kinda works
8:33 the music here is very pleasing to me, and I implore you to use it more. Because I like it.
12:20 "About as easy as it can be" flashback to ds1-ds3-sekiro run where Aggy kept dying to vordt o.O
I've been saying DSA is one of the best fights in the game for ages. Glad to see people understand the fun in a simple, satisfying fight.
Def agree with aggy’s take about dragonslayer armor being a top 3 fight in DS3. That fight is so fun
28:42 Omg I just noticed he just happened to have on the Dancer Helm, Mirrah Vest, Astora GS, and a parry shield… The RNG literally stole my FashionSouls lol
This video came out at the perfect time, just as I am getting back into my Dark Souls 3 addiction all over again
If you look closely you can actually see Aggy's soul leave his body during the two hours of "definite progress"
I think whips are for PVP for interruptions. They can be used in base game but off hand whipping someone works primarily on humanoid enemies. You can make it work and kind of look cool but you’re not fighting a boss with a whip.
I'm looking forward to some more potential future DS3 content. It's my favorite Soulsborne game, over even Elden Ring, Bloodborne, and DS1.
Okay, but fight with Frieda accompanied by Twin Princes OST was dope as hell
I gotta say, your reaction on 40:32 and 40:40 was priceless lol
43:41 the transition was so smooth
The thanks emote dropping as NPC killed themselves is so funny
I love the smaller Jorm, I wish that he were that size normally, and you fought him without the stormruler
I have never played a dark souls game in my life but I love watching these videos
28:32 that sister friede 3rd phase is always lurking😭😭😭
6:47 that oh oh sounds like the droids from star wars 😂
i cant believe Aggy farmed 600 crabs in 3 minutes. what a talented gamer.
the time aggy relizes yhorm dosnt give storm ruller with the plin plin plons is just great
I love these edits so much, thank you 😸
Lilaggy DS3 content was exactly what I needed in my life rn
These goofy challenges makes me wanna watch this mouse guy
For those wondering, nameless king would have been High Lord Wolnir lol
This is the classic sequel we didn’t expect, but asked for!!