Can You Beat GTA V With ZERO Stats?
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Ever wondered if stats in GTA 5 are just numbers, or if they truly shape the gameplay? Join me as I dive into one of the most challenging runs I’ve ever attempted-playing GTA 5 with absolutely zero stats! No stamina, no shooting accuracy, no special abilities-just pure chaos and a lot of laughs. This isn't just any playthrough; it's a test of patience and skill, where every shot, every sprint, and every flight feels entirely different.
From barely being able to sprint without gasping for air, to struggling with basic shooting, this run puts a spotlight on how crucial each stat is for surviving Los Santos. Watch as I navigate through the game’s most intense missions, showing off just how many times the lack of stats can send plans awry. Whether it's flailing through the air in a barely controllable aircraft or facing off against foes with laughable combat skills, every moment is a hilarious battle against the game mechanics themselves.
So, buckle up for a rollercoaster of epic fails and surprising triumphs. This video will make you appreciate those character stats like never before and might even give you a few pointers on tackling the game in a way you've never seen. Don't forget to hit like if you enjoy watching me suffer and subscribe for more unique gaming challenges!
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So you’re telling me I wasted all those hours maxing out my stats in the first mission?
😂
But you can climb ladders faster
max stats reference lol
Hours jogging around to build stamina.
mario prolly faster to max that swimming first still
hell yeah an hour of the australlian man beating a game slightly faster than usual
My favorite
with a twist!
@@swindler04yeah now he can't temporarily glue himself to the ground and take sharper turns while driving with an specific character that appears in like 20% of the game
Slightly fastee than usual but a bit slower than what he usually does
In the most special way possible, it’s glorious
Kudos to the editor. Not easy to condense almost 7hours of streaming into a such a short and enjoyable video.
:)
the guy doing subtitles through the entire video is crazy too
@@1_43erm... what the sigma? 🤓☝️☝️🤓☝️🤓🤓☝️🤓☝️
There were videos where editors had to edit even more hours of footage
@@Chill-zen point?
S-Tier thumbnail
The viperious thumbnail of all time
They changed it, now the joke is ruined
@@boneheadedfellow I also still have the old one in my feed despite not being a member.
How? It's mid
I agree it looks amazing
Punching Lamar at 4:19 caught me so off guard, and has me in tears! 🤣
Was just about to comment that 😂
Spoiler alert ‼️😒
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Skips dialouge
15 minutes behind your PB in a meme run.. jesus christ that pb is outdated
Yeah I noticed he didn’t do too badly on Trev% too
I read this only 10 minutes into the video; very quickly started doubting it, no way all these losses and only 15 minutes behind his personal best time in a game of 11,000 hours.
Safe to say, I very much look forward to the next time he goes for world record (I'm pretty sure I remember him saying he planned to, but don't quote me for your own sake).
@@thedemolitionmuniciple i dont think he can get a WR anymore cuz he would need to grind for months and months and as a content creator its just not viable enough but i think his goal should be sub 6
@@HyAVII I think he already talk about it before. Grinding for WR require full-time dedication, and he would rather spend his time making content
He just needs to commit to a full run and aim for top 25 or top 10 or something. At least get a score down before GTA 6
Matto:Talking about witness protection
Michael:"Calling"
37:58
Matto dared to summon Michael, the king of WP
"Why haven't I questioned this before now" Because you constantly use the power to make driving faster and easier. You interrupt every line of dialogue while driving as franklin
☝️🤓 erm... actually
No, its true
46:45 eiyoo boys, Matto triggered the famous phrase of OHKO!😂🤣
i love it when daddyviperAU whips it out and slaps his cam with it
📷🤨
♐️👱🏻♂️ WOAAAAAH!!!!
Golden Experience Requiem!
You will never reach reality
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WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf
69th like
What.
I like how perfectly timed at 4:46 when Franklin fell cause of his stamina and made it looked like he tripped on the curb
Love the thing the editor did here 1:11:40 10/10 did not expect that at all
WE JUST NEED MORE MONEY, ARTHUR
ARTURD, I have a plan.
have some goddamn FAITHH!!
JUST ONE LAST SCORE!!
56:33
Matto:
-Knows stamina damage removes phone
-Sets up ledge grab
-Walks to not waste stamina
-Runs anyways and fails
-"It's impossible"
35:05 I love that it points to theft instead of the full name
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
11:54
calling Lester: ddddd ddddd
Lester: A-
*Hangs up phone*
DarkViper: Good talk Lester.
Vechooook
When I play gta, I choose not to use the special abilities (partly cause I forget they’re there) so this was entertaining watching Matt struggle to play how I usually play.
honestly, because of how close this was too a normal speedrun, and because the lighter editing, it feels kind of like a new age classic darkviper video... like idk, it was a little nostalgic to watch
25:55 Looks like I'm NOT changing my habits then.
Skill Issue Speedrun
An actually funny comment
Skillissue%
Alternate title for this video could be: "Matto forgets that he cannot use special abilities 97 times"
Gahoook
Gahoook
Gahoook
3:27 based yakuza 3 reference
We gotta get him to play yakuza one day
RAYER WITH A NEW TREVOR% WR TODAY, THE 10 MONTH RECORD FINALLY BROKEN
At 27:39 he didn't miss the shot, he actually hit the gun that Michael is holding.
46:46 that scream brought me memories lmao
It so weird to see comments from 15 hours ago when this video only officially came out now
EDIT: ik it’s because of members, it just feels weird seeing old comments on a video that was supposed to be just posted
Members
@@velocity7786 no
@@Blxzxy wdym no
@@velocity7786 yesn't
@@velocity7786 yeah ik, it just feels weird to me to see old comments only 1 min after posting
Ned Luke yells at his dog: “AYYYYY CÁLLATE OVER THERE”😭😭😭💀
i read that in michaels voice
i've been in witness protection
@@HECKproductionsgood that’s the point
25:55 I'd say that's good news but looks like Davey doesn't see it the same.
I love that matto keeps using music from the Simpsons hit & run 😊😂
I love at 35:07 about how he points out the Theft in Grand Theft Auto.. Like.. the whole title would’ve been fine, it’s literally stealing cars specifically
35:02 that poor viewer never noticed the “theft” in the title spent their whole play though buying every car they wanted to use
The editor is ON POINT
We appreciate you so much, Editor Person
:)
No hit zero stats would go hard
dying from sprinting for slightly too much would be funny. matto would just have to walk calmly at some point
Matto must be immortal. He always talks about how hasn’t done some thing in a million years. At 37:33 he said he’ll lose 800 years from the drive alone. I wonder how old he really is
the SMT boss music at 27:52 caught me way off guard.
battle b2 jumpscare
1:12:27 couldn't help but notice Kaleidoscopic Core from Xenoblade Chronicles 3, such a banger
Only miss the light when its burnimg low, only miss the sun when it starts to snow, only miss franks magic when your driving slow.
Gta 5 but the characters are playing as matto
I think the craziest part of this whole run was how you kept yourself from mentioning that you couldn't use the powers at all! Great video!
"GTA V but you literally have a skill issue"
34:40 Nice sunny day in Los Santos, not a cloud in the sky, perfect day for the beach.
DarkViperAU as he manically speeding down a popular walkway on the beach: “There’s a lot of people here for some reason. 🤔 🤨 “
46:46 loved this moment
I don't know why this part made me laugh for 5 minutes straight 11:54 😭
25:55 brisket. The ultimate gamer
The SMT4 music is great, hell yeah to the editor or whoever adds the music in.
When your game crashed at 1:05:35 and the BSOD popped up I did the usual nose exhale at the extent of the joke, until I realized that it was my computer that threw the BSOD, and I am now back here like 3 hours later after finally (hopefully) getting everything fixed lmao
when im play online and restart and thus reset your stats i always prioritize flying whenever i can because it is definitely the one that effects you the most
46:46
I didn't know this was OHKO
Peakuza 3 mentioned, life accomplished
So you basically playing basic GTA like the majority of kids i see near my internet cafe.
Love the Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack
Whoever edited this, awesome job. I want this style for every matto vid
25:55 those are great news idk what your talking about
literal goals right there
10:35 Raise for the editor for that Ned section
10:30 great moment
35:02 That was funny great
This gives me hope that I can achieve everything I want despite also having zero in all my stats
27:36 SMT IV music in my GTA V speedrun?
I don't know man, i think the stats are pretty important for the game of gta5.
Martine creating another banger of a video. Keep up the amazing editing- love the new healthbar zoom in the middle of the screen! Overall the bunch of funny edits too XD
“Poggy Woggies, SHUT UP, Let’s bounce” had me ROLLING😂😂😂
For those of you wondering about 20s being called Dubs:
In the late 1920s, dub became an informal abbreviation of the word "double" to describe adding a soundtrack to a film. Over time, the term came to refer to making a copy of a recording on another tape or disc, and to generally adding sound effects or new dialogue to a production. In addition to this, when weighing weed we have different codes for measurements: Nickel is a .5, a dime is 1 gram and a quarter is a 3.5. (Which is also 1/4 of an oz, hence quarter) However there’s no terminology for 2gs which is where “Dub” comes in. “Doub”-le the Dime.
Rockstar should definitely add this as a difficulty option on how you want the game to be for you in GTA 6 like no stats should be highest difficulty because I'd want to see what this is like and make the game more challenging.
holy moly, its really interesting seeing you do a bunch of chaos, pacifist, no hit etc and then seeing you go back to a "regular" run. love watching it all
the tank top is back 🙏💪
LMAO 1:11:45 Whoever this editor is, know that, you made my evening.
I burst out of laughter and never laughed so long in a long while!
Thank you
:)
Man's using Pizza Tower OST in panic mode moments, and I love it. 😂
now complete the whole game with only a stun gun. or only throwables.
7:33 Gran Turismo 3 Arcade Mode music brings back nostalgia.
I hope you have the same attitude in your actual speedruns - it's nice to see you (mostly) just laugh bad shit off and keep going.
The dog of wisdom at 43:53 was awesome
A kangaroo literally escaped from a zoo a mile from where i live today, so it must be fate that a random australian guy uploads a GTA V video on that same day...
Same my town too lol wild running down the highway
The Final Fantasy music in the background fits way too well with this speedrun, chef's kiss!
Should've made a counter for every time Matto says "no skills/stats/strength/stamina..." or complains about it.
After the intro he should say; “let us commence forth”.
0:26 you can always say "Lettuce begin"
martincitopants does that for his intros. Lately he's been having editing in pictures of lettuce into his intros which is pretty funny
ngl, now we need a facts and glitches special that focuses on what the stats actually influence.
Ridge Racer music makes me so happy
I know you usually put quite some effort into the thumbnails and this one is a banger. Great episode too.
This gives a whole new meaning to skill issue
so basically how my friend played the whole game without knowing about stats and abilities
1:50 Trevor didn't wanna hear the excuses 😂
I was hoping you’d do big score obvious approach. Interesting to keep the heli steady while Lester handles the noob tube
y'know, watching all these GTA videos Matto uploads makes me want to play GTAV again, but i don't really have anything to do, because i'll want to play Online, but i've gotten all i wanted out of the Online mode, that all i'll really have left to do -- that i actually want to do -- is just drive around the map with all of the cars i've collected over the many hours i've spent playing through it and replaying Cayo Perico and all the car shop contracts and the Dr. Dre story thing.
if your on pc get into modding
@@R_E_D22 bro even when I follow guides and back up all my files I still get worried I'm gonna fuck something up. It was bad enough when trying to download the mod that makes all the cars have their realistic counterparts top speeds and acceleration.
Matto putting all of his stats at zero so he can simulate what it's like to play GTA V when you aren't a professional like him
Love the bounce meme
This is less of a “can you beat gta with zero stats” video and more of a “watch Mato lose his mind without his strats” video
43:46 nice drifting man🙌👍
Finally a Challengeful GTA V
Alternate title:- Gta 5 but the characters are playing as matto
"There is maidenless and there's taxiless" well at least you're not maidenless anymore 😂
I love that he failed so much in minor turbulance, a little reminisance of OHKO
Such a funny video i think I like this more than chaos(great new editing)
Special abilities are the number one feature I always forget and end up playing through every time not using them
This dude has to be world's best comedian, and i'm not even kidding. Last time i've heared a comedian that was funny, he was a Russian, not a Romanian like me or an American.
Finally, realistic gameplay.
5:52 Stain' alive! Stain' alive!
Whoever edited this probably plays Xenoblade 3, GOATed game. (some of its music plays starting at 1:11:50, Kaleidoscopic Core)
I’m glad someone else noticed this as well.
The best part about no stats is how the characters just occasionally face plant for no reason
100% stunt jumps with 0 stats would be crazy
13:44 bro opened the other gate 😂and he entered himself