Zhang Zongchang, the Dogmeat General and poet | Sam O'nella REACTION
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Here's another great poem from the Dogmeat General himself.
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"Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don't know either
Yesterday a boy called me 'dad'
I don't know who his mother is"
A true genius.
Sensational
absolute peak of literature
a modern shakespeare
In the Warhammer series, these was a quote I like, I forgot most of it, but one part went " Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours." Kinda reminded me of the morter firing at the sky part 🤣
Legendary 💀
Deadass thought Sam was serious about that 2025 business 💀
Fr I thought the exact same 👍
I thought the same about when Oversimplified foreshadowed his French Revolution when he said "coming soon 2027"
He would do something like that
Here's a poem by Zhang called "Lightning":
Suddenly, I see the sky spark.
Must be God lighting a cigar.
If God didn’t want to light a cigar,
then why would I see the sky spark?
Please tell me this is real 💀💀💀
@@l0ne__ang3l4 it is.
Another masterpiece.
wow lol. The poem of a simple man.
@@slimjimjimslim5923
How strange to see another Ehre at this time.
Chavezz dating 3 girls named Jessica all at once and they all knew, were friends and were cool with it is one of the biggest him moments. Bro had a damn harem, that scenario would unironically make a hard af bar in a song
Sam didn't list all of his nicknames, here are the others:
"Monster"
"Lanky General"
"72-Cannon Chang" Also about his penis
"Chang of Shantung" by the foreign press
"Great General of Justice and Might" a title he awarded to himself.
"The General with three long legs" by Shanghai's prostitutes in reference to his penis' length.
THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
i thought for a second the 72-cannon chang was a double reference to both his dick and "every problem is solved with artillery" mindset
In all honesty I’m pretty sure it was used as a double reference most likely depending on who was using it.
@@ailospjellok7475 He literally opened one of his "poems" with "opening cannons to blast his mom".
I mean, yes, Chinese do sometimes use cannon as a metaphor for penises....
chavezz being a poon-trepreneur is epically hilarious
Entre-poon-eur
The three Jessicas story was fucking wild, y'all be watching channels tell their stories when y'all got some funny asf stories of your own I'd love seperate videos on LMAOOO
Separate shorts or vids for story time would be amazing 😁
3:19 Fun fact, Stonewall Jackson was called as such as an insult by a fellow traitor officer because he just standing there doing jack all while his men were getting slaughtered. Like a stone wall.
I agree with Oversimplified's alternative explanation joke, that he looks like he slammed his face into a stone wall
Chavez the Entrepoonneur
He should have a custom made t shirt called "#1 Poonshine runner😎"
7:06-8:10 didn’t expect Chavez lore to be like that
Good Guy Chavezz is correct. As long as everyone agree's to something its cool. Its only when people act shady that things go poorly. Like any relationship. Don't lie and sneak around on your significant others. Whether its stealing cookies or dating other people, just be open and honest.
See this guy gets it!
Well said
@@Chavezzslovakiafunnily enough I had something similar happen but it was my first "relationship" where they were sisters and they both couldn't decide who should date me so they decided to both date me? 💀 I was just along for the ride.
I was specifically waiting your reaction video for this when the original video dropped.
I don't know why but I really like your content.
I vibe with your personalities.
^_^
Same! I feel like they both have the best reactions out of any reaction channel I've watched
Being silly AND educated definitely helps.
i just want to point out that the man was a giant, standing at 6'6 or 198 cm tall with an 8 inch johnson despite being raised poor and malnutritioned....
Imagine if he had gotten proper nutrition as a kid.
@@prestonjones1653he would be a fucking giant
I watched this video right when it came out and retained zero of the information cause of how wild it was
One of the more wholesome details is that supposedly he found out one of his concubines was having a affair with one of his high ranking soldiers, he confronted them and they explained that they where in love, so he let them marry
Its always fun when powerful people with zero poetic sense try and write poetry, thinking theyre geniuses.
Chavezz: “You don’t speak Chinese and neither do you”
*looses bilingual powers*
How the hell does Sam keep finding this complete and utter off the wall nutty?
My boy Chavez was big pumping lol
My dude Samonella made an Among us joke and everyone slept on it!
Where?
@@prestonjones16532:35 the green territory.
I haven't watched yall in a while, now that I came back it's nice to watch both of you as always, nothing changed for the worse that's forsur
A Series of Unfortunate Events is such a great book/Netflix series. It's also where I learned the carrot+stick concept.
they didn’t notice the crew mate. Bless their souls, they aren’t corrupted.
I bet Zhang would have loved yo mama jokes back in the day
2:35 Did Sam O'fucking-Nella just throw in a fucking Among Us joke-
I would’ve paid a lot more attention in class if those were the poems we studied
Slam poetry is a thing, how did I not know about this
I dunno, Chavezz seems like Himbo material to me.
All that Goober energy is evidence enough for me
I learned about the carrot and the stick from my brother.
He took my carrot.
So I gave him the stick.
Right upside his head.
Hold up he's a G dating 3 chick's with consent is a real flex
Well. Chavezz is quite charming so i am not surprised that he was popular.
I mean we had the war chief era in America, so that’s pretty dope
Sam o nella’s definitions for positive and negative reinforcement is somewhat off as both examples would be positive reinforcement but the latter would be positive punishment. Positive and negative refers to whether a stimulus is given or removed to elicit a specific response from the subject.
Shoulda just said reinforcement and punishment
One of the key parts of Himbo is kindness
Honestly, that third poem is pretty good. Its not great, but its relatable. You can't tell me that you've never been in that mood before.
That Warlord Era map looked pretty sus
Damn Chavezz got it like that 8:19
Looking it up, it seems the poems ascribed to him were from a book that was published much later that claimed to be his poems, but there really isn't proof.
I just realized that at 2:35, Sam drew an amogus in the top-left hand side of the map
Damn I'm here earlier than usual
Obligatory where's the black lagoon video chavezz?
10:54 no. violence is never the answer. its always the question and the answer is always yes
I would have never guessed Chavez was a polyamorous king
Eh, but you can definitely understand why they broke up.
Sure they agree to it, but more often than not, you really can’t emotionally handle it in the long-term
Edit: now that I’m thinking about it, aside from Chavezz, all 3 Jessicas were just friends, not all of them were in on the romantic aspect. That could’ve caused even more inner turmoil
@@Dr.Meme-Man You are projecting a lot onto the situation. There are all sorts of people and plenty of them wouldn't have any problems with such a situation. I have been in similar situations and the reasons for the "breakup"
didn't have anything to do with the unconventional nature of the relationship. Not once have I seen it go that way for others in person either. Usually its just normal relationship stuff. You know, because its no different at its core. If people are comfortable with a type of relationship then it plays out like any other type of relationship.
@@Merilirem Meri, Any Poly couple will tell you that it takes a LOT of emotional responsibility to make sure that all your partners feel secure in a relationship.
It’s why Chavezz in this same video said that he wouldn’t have labeled them as numbers; as it’s most certainly a tier list when you do that.
And sure, you COULD say that the responsibility is the same as a straight relationships, but that’d be ignoring the human nature of things. People have very different needs both socially and emotionally, and that becomes even more difficult the more people in a relationship
thats called a polygamy dating multiple people at once
He was big pimpin in highschool!
2:33 did he just make dark green an among us astronaut?
Oh my god he fucking did
god fucking damnit i cant unsee that now
Ikr!
@@braydenxwhelan1490despair for among us is undying
Guess you could say Chavez was an entrepooneur
The westernmost side of China is a bit *SUS* (highlighted in green) at 2:34 mark, if y'all don't notice
I guess Chinese provinces in warlord era were playing the popular game in real life
Chavezz was eating dog meat in High School to get the 3 Jessicas
Yeah it was a big week, gear 5 was crazy
Zhang's poems read like fcking ThatsBelievable jokes on Instagram 😂
Love the dark souls beat in the background
Chavezzslovakia, Poontrepreneur
If yall don't already watch it on your own time, yall would for sure like Puppet History!
An entrepoonneur if you will
The poetry is actually real.
Damn 3 Jessicas, tf
I love her glasses.
Chavez was on point with that numbering thing. You mess around a tier a woman, and now you have a problem.
That map of china at the beginning of the vid was kinda sus.
Aye SAM IS BACKKKKKK
In Skitten's defense, I always feel gross touching $20 bills just because of Andrew Jackson. It's only that one because he was a horrible person. I don't like going to the ATM because they give you your money using $20 bills.
Haha Sam putting an Among Us guy in the China map
yeah stonewall jackson didnt have a fortress lol
Sam has another video out; presidential pets
I watched a video by another channel about this same dude. Count Dankula's video "The Dogmeat General"
Though I would caution against that whole channel since he's a bit of an edgy boi to put it mildly.
Imagie being reduced to a number smh.🤦🏼♂️
Would you care? As long as you were being provided the best food, clothes, status and privilege? Would you really be able to complain when all you had to do was sexually satisfy someone a few times a week? Shit he probably forgot about a good number of them, so they benefitted without having to even have sex with him more than twice every few weeks
Great reaction and yeah if all the girls know and okay with dating the same guy I think it's fine. Great video.
Don't worry, the way America is going you'll have plenty of warlords and civil wars.
"Watching this
I think of this amusement
Bringing about Communism
And the Cultural Revolution.
Who's laughing now?"
Hey, just found the channel. Why Chavez Slovakia? I'm from Slovakia, so what's the reason behind the channel name?
Also "Stonewall" Jackson is from WV it was Virginia at the time.
Yoo i live you guys ur better than bhd Chavez
The creator "Bills" did a rise and fall vid on BHD. Afterwards BHD messaged him, threatening to beat him up, but Bills knew BHD was full of BS.
@@justingraves8649what
I just had to be asleep.
Chad-ezz Slovakia
Will we be getting more gingerpale?
Dong HungDong
Wo shi xuexi Hanyu. Wo Hanyu Laoshi shi Nan Fei guo ren, ta xuexi Hanyu xueyuan.
I will know soon.
3:10
Amongus
I recommend Count Dankula. He does longer form, more detailed videos about many of history's craziest people in his 'Mad Lad' series. He's covered figures Sam has, including Zhang and Terrare among many others. Even covered a 'animal mad lads' too.
They don't have the visuals or snappiness of Sam's videos, but you get more information and Count Dankula is pretty humorous himself too.
Oh shit, I’m early.
4:30 World of Warcraft
This guy seems like Chinese Trump. Where is Xiran Jay Zhao when you need them?
Chinese Trump, except he actually got results and did what he promised if the artillery barrage of the sky is any indication.
Bro whyd you turn her into sloth in the beginning.
Candy. Sour. 👹
Work boyfriend?!
👋 hi friend
Noice
🤣🤣🤣
First
Nope
The among us dude when he made in the chart lol
the warlord map had an among us meme in it. go back and look at it closer....