polygon's brian david gilbert out of context part 3: the people's edition
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- i pity edited this. bdg made me feel better
plz don't sue me polygon. plz. ily.
also, since i've edited this, my ooc vids have started reaching y'all. welcome to this pool of insanity! if you requested something and i didn't put it in this one, it will be (likely) be in part 4.
if there was a moment i missed from the videos i put in there, lmk.
videos used:
• Solving the Zelda Time...
• Bowser's military hier...
• I wasted 3 weeks of my...
• Smash Bros. owes milli...
• I read all 337 books i...
• Every Sonic game is bl...
how can this man achieve the rare power of being unawkwardly awkward? it's a gift, i tell you.
Shinyoung Park it’s the theatre kid/gay gamer combo. the two polar awkwardnesses balance each other out
Truth
awkward, but CONFIDENTLY
Most awkward characters are VERY aware that they’re awkward and they feel bad or self conscious about it. BDG is awkward and knows he’s awkward but he either doesn’t care or really enjoys it. He really is the master.
You just start a sentence and finish it with the tone that there is going to be more. Example 4:20
Watching these has made me realize that his series only has like six episodes.
I need more
I second that!
There's actually 10. I also want more
If you haven't yet I'd recommend watching the backlog of Gill and Gilbert streams for hours of bonus BDG content. Dude's a treasure regardless of what series he's in
(plus, you could probably fill up many more of these out-of-context videos just with content from those streams)
@Bronwyn Please, buy my bed
Marcus Katich we have more now
I’ve got to the point where none of this is out of context in my brain
that's one of my big problems while editing cause I'll just check out and stop paying attention 😅
*in my Brian
I keep watching out of context Brian videos and I can’t stop. I need more
Three months ago I didnt know who he was, two months ago I was resisting the temptation to watch his content, now, I am the same as you.
@@kiwifruit5165
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
“This man comes in two forms Twink and Twunk”
AND dry twink ;)
@@TomSzold *and wet twink( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Why do BDG have bone in it?
@@travdump209 Why DON'T BDG have bone in it?
Twinks and Twunks and Winks and Wunks
"When I die, will I become dry Brian?"
Best line
"Is a living Bowser wet Bowser?" is better
“Why do piranha plant have bone in it”?
“Why do piranha plant have bone in it?”
For me it’s a tie between “You Nort a boy” and “Why does Piranha Plant have bone in it”.
"I'm not gonna name my son Nairb"
Why do piranha plant have bone in it???
bdg asking the important questions
Making good use of that creative writing degree
🅱oneless Plants are better
Iconic
When I die will I become dry Brian?
I think the genius sequencing of 4:51 and 4:55 isn't mentioned enough in this comment section
ty for noticing ;))))
Whether you like Brian David Gilbert or not, we can all agree on one thing, Kevin Punt belongs in prison
(I'm kidding, it's impossible not to love BDG)
3:07 *taking off clothes*
So what I’m going to go to next is...
V I O L A T I O N
A button press is a button press, you can't just say-
Yo what's good tj, hope all is well
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bdgs back must be breaking from carrying polygons entire channel
Just like Shane and Ryan in buzzfeed. They are gonna have very serious back issues from carrying the entire corporation ((I legit hate the rest of buzzfeed except for unsolved))
imsorrywhat ? Don’t we all lmao
Griffin Mcceleroy too
He is the only reason I subbed
If you don't have a crush on Brian, regardless of your gender - you're not my friend.
Crush? Gross
He's my husband
To quote the man himself: "If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong."
im a full Lesbian and i have a crush on Brian
Megan ew gay
I'm the biggest lesbian and even I have a crush on him
In his own words, "If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong."
truly.
part 3: electric beegalee
O M G
i love bdg like smol bdg loves mushrooms
same. also i love mushrooms
I too would consume him for a week.
I'd like to see you try, the man's immortal.
@@arandompieceofinternettras6461 not quite what I meant...
@@seanthebluesheep Ha gayyyy!
i want to marry this man
Same
Who doesn't?
Miller's Hat nobody who isn’t WRONG
thank you. I like and understand this comment.
Sorry sloppy Samuel but that will never happen. You speak in context too contextually.
can we just have a 5 minute video of brian just saying galoomba?
i'll see what i can do
@@juneusedtoedit to the tune of the thwimps and thwomps song if u can find it
@@ilexdiapason o m g idk if I have that much power
@@juneusedtoedit We believe in you.
***NOT EVERYONE CAN DOUBLE JUMP***
an important memo for all.
What concerns me is the implication that someone can, and knowing the science behind double jumps...
Let's just say losing the atmosphere is worse than it heating up.
beloved polygon twink brian david gilbert has the power to double jump but chooses to concentrate all of the double jump energy into single jumps, which is why he has such sick hops
Can i have some of these on shirts? I want.
"LOOKIT THIS GALOOMBA"
"Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?" gets me every time 🤣
it's such a good bit!!
The way he says it is hilarious.
4:32 He is adorable
"And today I'm honoring those who have put their life on the line for a megalomaniacal turtle."
As we all should!
Yes!
YOU SHOULD ADD ANYTHING FROM THE TIME HE RATED ALL THE RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 HATS
I WILL EVENTUALLY! IM TRYING TO GET THROUGH UNRAVELED EPISODES BEFORE!
@@juneusedtoedit OKAY FAIR POINT
That's right it's darknes, baby.
If you don’t have a crush, platonic, romantic, aesthetic or otherwise on Brian you need to stop lying to yourself
Thwimps
Thwomps
Whimps
Womps
Grindles
Spindles
Grolls
Toxbox
Flomps
Romps
Bomps
Walleyes
Wallops
And there all pretty much invisible.
do you know what melody he uses there?
And they you crush you without hesitation
Like a cartoonish Sherman's March to the sea
I thought I was straight
If you're being serious, you might be heteroflexible, which is basically straight w/ exceptions. I'm personally homoflexible, so I know what it's like to be attracted to someone you didn't expect to be
@@kabobawsome bro isn't that just being bi/pan
@@starlingmurmuration Nah, just like with bi or pan, the differences are minor, but they matter to people, so just respect it.
i thought i was a lesbian
@@kabobawsome yeah but unlike bi or pan, homoflexible and heteroflexible are just plain bullshit. the degree to which you are attracted to a gender doesn't make it "flexible". you are either attracted to that gender or you aren't, and you base your identity on those experiences, whether it be pansexuality, bisexuality, or others. for instance, a person who's bi could mainly be attracted to men, but only occasionally o only to some women. those women are not exceptions, he is attracted to women, just not to the same degree or the same level as men.
Still annoyed that BDG forgot the FREAKING DRAGON in Bowser's army
Technically Bowser just pissed off the dragon and then said it was mario’s fault. The dragon never directly worked for bowser, like a lot of the enemies in odyssey
@@ShamrockShows true as that is, the freaking t rex is an officer
Brian David Gilbert is the perfect evolution of humanity and you cannot change my mind
I treasure BDG like fetus BDG treasured Terry the Tangela but I will NEVER LET KEVIN PUNT TAKE HIM AWAY
I love him and that he paints his nails
even with context, these scenes still spark the same chaotic energy they do without it and that's just how bdg works
‘You didn’t have to pants the man!’
bdg is what would happen if chris fleming and john mulaney had a feral love child with a creative writing degree
"Cartoonish Sherman's March to the Sea" MAKES ME CRACK UP EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL
Gemel6 what is that a reference to?
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Sherman’s March was from the Civil War and It failed horribly
some day ill be able to watch the entirety of the series but out of context
But how many frames does a gamer game in the game frame main frame?
I love this man so much, it's insane
I love how by each edition your improving in showing sentences out of context
Thanks!
V I o l a t I o n
brain: Sleep. you need to wake up at 4 am tomorrow. It’s nearly 11
Heart: sure, but first lemme watch this BDG video
1:43 y'know i hadn't thought about it but the dry, straightforward description of ripened tingle's balloon trip of love kinda does just sound like a chaotic bdg joke if you aren't familiar with the game huh
Snake man!
SNAKE MAN
I love how his hair jurrastically changes 50% of the time
...drastically?
if brian came up to me and said "let's get married and walk into the ocean" i would not hesitate to say yes
I do not know who this man is, but I might die for him
sAME. this is brian david gilbert. he is fantastical. here are some basic introductory vids! go down the rabbit hole: ruclips.net/video/z5B_HRBDwvg/видео.html ruclips.net/video/NbJbCILXrX0/видео.html
this turned my day around thank you so much
yay! i hope your day stays on the upswing!
I was showing my brother the first two and when I back out, you uploaded this video while we were watching the other two!
The crazy riming
what great luck! i'm editing the next few ones right now!
0:48 that quote is dangerously similar to how my friend pisses me off
"masahiro sakurai. his very name strikes fear into the heart of man and mushroom alike, and he's also pretty good at figure skating."
this video is fucking gold
i love that you put certain ones together to make a complete quote
"Masahiro sakurai, his very name strikes fear into the hearts of man and mushroom alike, and he's also pretty good at figure skating"
"This shitheel of a monkey, he carries around a hot thing of coals in a spoon. More than that, he has that tender leadership quality that makes him not only respected, but loved by his peers."
thanks! it's one of my favorite things to do! i lowkey want to make a video where i try to see how long i can make a video with wrong context 😂
game theory but vastly better
Okay so I’m in love desperately with my crush but then I started watching Brian and my crush is suddenly number 2
as it should.
Everything tastes better with a lil-OLD BAY!
Brian is the only person that makes me want to watch polygon
3:07 "So what I'm gonna go to next is... VIOLATION"
4:24 is the all-time best bdg quote in my opinion
Brian with the vest, no jacket, sleeves rolled up is unbelievably attractive.
Masahiro sakurai his name brings fear to man and mushroom alike and he is also very good at figure skating.
That's right it's darkness baybee
Honestly, Zelda-Unraveled-Brian is my sexual orientation. (Just kidding, Brian in general is, of course.)
I love the way Brian says ‘baby’. God, he is my straight crush.
"why do piranha plant have bone in it?" is one of my favourite bdg lines
Wimbs
and womps
and windles
and
ok im too high to type that
point is
it was funny
xD
this was amazing, but part four may have the stu's (if you know, you know) so we haven't peaked yet
It will have the Stu's! I promise!!
M A R I O I S A W A R C R I M I N A L
"Masahiro Sakurai, his very name strikes fear into the heart of men and mushroom alike. And he's also pretty good at figure skating."
"i'm not gonna name my son NAIRB" I LOVE
I feel weird having a crush on a internet man that is 10 years older than me, but it seems everyone else does.
teEEEERRRRYYYYY
TEEEEEEEEERRYYYYYY
Anything involving Brian David Gilbert is an instant win on my book. I don't understand how this video has 16 dislikes
Have you seen the new Pokérap video? I would love to see your take on that! 😊
yes! such a good vid!! i've been editing it down and parts of it will be in part 4 and beyond.
June Kwon Oh nice!!! I look forward to it!
Who tf disliked this
"Why do plant have bone in it"
Should have been called "The Brian David Gillbert-ing"
NO WHAT kills me every time I’m in tears
Edit: 3:30
he SHOULD name his son nairb
radical.
I was not ready for you to cut right after he said "WHAT"
wHy do piranha plant HAve bOne iN iT?
NOT EVERYONE CAN DOUBLE JUMP
I don't know why he's sexy but he is. We stan unthreatening theatre kids wearing sparkly nail polish now
This series only has eleven episodes and it’s already so iconic, god BDG is such a talent. We do not deserve him.
L o o k a t t h i s G a l o o m b a a a
Everyone during the COVID-19 lockdowns; 5:06
I could never get into Brian David Gilbert because he looks *exactly* like a girl I knew in high school who was frankly terrible, but I vibe with BDG so *strongly* I can't *stand it*
"What I'm going to go to next is... *VIOLATION*
oh god oh fuck im being violated by bdg
4:52 link goes into a journey of water and dies
*goes into a journey of water*
Thank you for making these videos
my pleasure! thanks for enjoying them!
Brain David Gilbert and Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation are the only two men in this world who transcend sexuality.
*Everyone has a crush on them*
1:27
"A religion is just a cult with a franchise" -Cadeuces Clay
I wish I could watch these videos without the pre-knowledge of the Unraveled series but that would mean not watching the Unraveled series so it's wouldn't be worth it
Bdg with long hair, glasses and no mustache is my favorite bdg
...
although I'm not his friend and have no say over what he does with his body.
Can I just get a clip of brian saying violation - preferably looped over hours
"Every time you pick your nose instead of using a tissue, that's in the emerald"
*I was picking my nose the moment he said that oh geez oh no*
Masahiro Sakurai, his very name strikes fear into the hearts of man and mushroom alike, and he's also pretty good at figure skating.
also you could give me kirby's phone number, i know he's real where are you hiding him?
I've seen all the unraveled episodes but sometimes in these out of context videos even I am like what the FUCK is he talking about
from the begining to 0:40 felt like he was explaining a character
I accidentally skipped ahead and it made the sentence "all warfare is based"
I know this took me 11 months but excellent job adding the clip at 1:20
"So what I'm gonna go to next is- VIOLATION" sir?