I like to imagine that DIO actually thinks everything that he says during Time Stop, and that it all just happens really fast in his head, and that it only appears to us that he’s talking because it looks more appealing.
Yeah that combined that i think that some dialogue is just for the sake of explaining the scene and "its not canonical" makes that the monologues make more sense
That's not just Dio and time stop. That's all anime, like maybe Naruto when someone falls for a fake and they do a whole explanation of the attack & fake out before getting punched.
Talking is a free action, doesnt take time, they could talk 15 minutes and 1 second could have passed, thats just to make the history telling be more compalling and interesting, its just the rule of cool or history telling convenience. You can see, after dio killed that woman in the jewelry shop, he healed himself and his clothes, even tho he shouldnt be able to "heal" his clothes, but thats just history telling liberty, something made just to be cool or not drag unnecessary contradictions, the author uses of these without needing explaining just bc he doesnt really need to, just history telling convenience
I freaking love how Johnny Joestar understood that The world stops time, when Diego first time used it, BUT FOR STARDUST CRUSADERS IT TOOK ENTIRE SERIES
(4 months late) but they only saw anything related to his stand when they actually got to him, it's not like he was using it for the entire series in front of their faces
Johnny only figured it out right away because he dealt with Mandom's time shenanigans. I am sure it the crusader's dealt with a time stand previously they would have figured out DIO's ability right away.
1 year late to the conversation, but it really only took them one evening to figure out DIO's stand. Polnareff first encountered DIO on the stairs at sundown. The coffee shops were still open during Jotaro and DIO's fight, so it wasn't too late
@@danielmaugh2027 Not necessarily, seeing as standing still doesn’t count as an action (not only that, but he’s monologuing like hell, especially on the move, so we’d have to assume that he processes stuff at a faster rate than a normal human)
Talking is a free action in Anime. It doesnt count towards the time actually taken in canon. A character can spout the entire works of shakespeare in five seconds if they wanted.
Dio: ZA WARUDO allows me to stop time for 5 seconds, but during that time I can talk for a full minute as a free action. Jotaro: So its NOT the same type of stand as Star Platinum.
i can just imagine DIO pausing time, running down the stairs, moving polnareff quickly down the stairs, yet gently enough that it doesnt hurt him, then quickly running back up the stairs to hold the same pose, then when time resumes, DIO's actually breathing really hard while being tired as fuck because he had to do all that in like 4 seconds purely to flex
@@MrMan-jy6xl The World is still a close-range stand. Or, to put it another way: "I can't convince you this staircase is endless without getting closer."
@@eyad5212 I'm convinced that that is true, and the time thing is more accurately described as "how far DIO can move during that time is how far he can move in stopped time", or something similar.
fun fact: at the beginning, dio was able to stop time for only 3 seconds just like how star platinum got its own time stop ability. but dio lately said this: "as soon as my neck began to heal, now i can stop time for 5 seconds."
ok one thing, no other stand user except dio or vanilla ice at that time couldve survived the 20meter emerald splash(jotaro could not stop time at that point so not even he couldve)
Technically, no one deflected the emerald splash. Gray Tower dodged it, Star Platinum blocked it, technically, The World was the only stand to truly deflect the emerald splash.
4:17 when dio stops time quietly it much more terrifying because normal he would scream out "ZA WARUDO!" and people expect it but when he stops time silently they won't be expecting it
i suppose it's the amount of time DIO could *MOVE* in stopped time, but not the amount of time he could hold time stop for... but Jotaro breaks all logic, he *LEARNED* how to move in stopped time, increased it up to 4-5 seconds (since they were *INTENSIVELY* clashing) and then learned how to *"Suta Purachina, Za Warudo!"*
Naw naw it’s like this. So time resumed at the 9 second mark. The. Star platinum stopped time. Which is 5 seconds in his prime. And with jotaro he can move for 2 seconds. So basically he can move thru for 11 seconds with both his and star platinum’s timestop
@@philycheesesteakrequiem4634 Just watched the episode and couldn't get it. So Dio's limit to move in the timestop is 11 seconds, Jotaro used the ninth second to timestop again so he could avoid the road roller and could mantain it one more second?
I think it went like this Dio smashed a steam roller at jotaro at the 7 second mark. He totalled Jotaro at the 8 second. mark. Jotaro, barely alive under the steam roller desperate to destroy DIO, stops time at the 9 second mark. Jotaro pushes up the steam roller and recovers his ground a bit at his 1-3 seconds mark. Jotaro hides to sneak attack DIO around the 5 second mark. Time resumes (Star Platinum) DIO boasts on about conquering Earth at the 10 second mark (The World). DIO start to freeze at around the 11 second mark (Jotaro's time stop). Jotaro talks to dio around the 2 second mark (Star Platinum). Jotaro kicks DIO's legs at the 4 second mark (Star Platinum). Time resumes (The World) Time resumes (Star Platinum).
The World's true power is to stop time for as long as its user is talking, plus a few extra seconds for the occasional dramatic pause. Sadly, neither DIO nor Jotaro ever realized this.
I before A except after K I actually thought this was literally the case. Like maybe the time ticks down only when they move excessively. Would be a lot better if it said it outright though.
I before A except after K I think of it as a Dungeons and Dragons turn. Talking is a free action while moving in a direction counts as an actual action.
@Fuji Lor And they can't realize when time is stopped either dio shot by the stand arrow crafted from the meteorite alien virus the alien virus is naturally imbued into the stand arrow because it is made of some special supernatural alloy that gives normal humans and animals if they survive the stand transformation and if they are capable enough of handling a stand then they will survive the alien virus injected from the stand arrow this gives the human or animal a supernatural ability called a stand and yes some stands can stop time.
@Fuji Lor Sorry got too overexcited DIO can actually move in stopped time for 11 seconds because they both have the same stand Jotaro can stop time for 5 seconds but when DIO drank joestar blood the maximum of his timestop is up to 11 seconds so he can move as free as well as to how long he stopped time which he can both stop time for 11 seconds and move in frozen time for 11 seconds in his flamboyant form.
@Fuji Lor As in he can talk for 11 seconds that's why DIO wasn't completely frozen in time due to being a vampire with the same stand ability as jotaro he can talk in stopped time for 11 seconds using his supernatural prowess and the joestar blood he drank.
Jonathan: *Saves himself from falling to his death by stabbing a wall with a spearhead.* Joseph: *beats god with string, a biplane and a volcano* Jotaro: *fakes his death by stopping his heart.* Josuke: *wins a fight without fighting*
In all seriousness The 20-meter emerald splash is terrible to combat against But kakyoin just had the bad luck to encounter op stands and overly fast stands
If he actually used this on Jotaro in the beginning of Stardust Crusaders, it would have ended waaay earlier. Star Platinum couldn't deflect 100 knives, not to mention thousands of emeralds shot at him.
It’s all cool when both of the fighters have a stand so the fight id cooler but the spectators are just like ''mh yes, air punching by staring each other''
@@logankrohn1472 stands can be caused by the virus present within the arrows, which kars most definitely could mimic, people can also be born with stands.
@@cooper7958 It’s implied based on guidebooks that the pillar men’s special powers are pseudo stands. The mask is listed as a stand awakening tool. I am not very knowledgeable about this stuff.
@@around441pipissharingaytac4 His sense of time is broken. After spending a century in a coffin, he can't tell the difference between 5 seconds and 5 minutes.
Really nice to see stuff like this because it always bothered me in anime when they spend five minutes doing something and then are like “3 seconds have passed since I used my technique” like no bro it’s been 3 episodes what are you yapping about
I understand it's a big city, but I cannot see how he could move fast enough to find one and bring it back in that kinda time. Anyways, funny meme go brrrr.
The real question is : "Who in the world would see an old man falling out of the sky?". I mean an old man falling out of the sky is totally normal to you, while people laughing at such a bizarre situation is extremely abnormal.....
People often don't realize just how scary it'd be to fight stands such as The world or King Crimson. Time manipulation can leave even the bravest ones bewildered.
Yeah. In part 2 Joseph jumps in the air to kick refrences something like history, popculture or magic tricks, explains why he hates the person he is about to kick, explains his plan on how his kick is going to kill the enemy, the enemy laughs, "NANIII?", the enemy explains that he saw it coming and made a counter attack for the kick, Joseph smirks, "NANIII?", Joseph explains how his plans went even deeper and was suspecting the counter attack so the original attack was a distraction for the real attack to hit. Then the kick hits. This happens 12 times a fight with every battle.
Because in Starcrusaders he stops time for 4 seconds or 5 but in diamond is unbreakable he can only stop it for 1 or second thats what you call nerfing
Jotaro didn't train his Za Warudo so its power diminished to only half a second. He trains it more later but without vampiric immortality and regeneration the burden it puts on his body prevents him from using it to its maximum potential. Dio was and still is the strongest user of The World.
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*Dio talks for like 5 min straight*
"4 seconds have passed"
thats how ZA WARUDO works for him. lol
DeluxeElias ikr, the secret of the world is actually that has long has DIO keeps talking, the Time will stopped
Talking is a free action moving is what makes the stopped time start moving
@@stanczyk03 lmaoooo
So can freeza also use za warudo like in his fight against goku on namek
Imagine pausing the video and dio still moving
I don't need to. It really happens. I tried to start it again, but then Jotaro paused it at the same time I played it.
Id fuckin *_YEET_* my phone into the void
*" W T F "*
Shogun S that would be trippy
@@cronchy4580 you called
I like to imagine that DIO actually thinks everything that he says during Time Stop, and that it all just happens really fast in his head, and that it only appears to us that he’s talking because it looks more appealing.
Yeah that combined that i think that some dialogue is just for the sake of explaining the scene and "its not canonical" makes that the monologues make more sense
That's not just Dio and time stop. That's all anime, like maybe Naruto when someone falls for a fake and they do a whole explanation of the attack & fake out before getting punched.
that's why anime adaptations of manga mostly suck
Talking is a free action, doesnt take time, they could talk 15 minutes and 1 second could have passed, thats just to make the history telling be more compalling and interesting, its just the rule of cool or history telling convenience. You can see, after dio killed that woman in the jewelry shop, he healed himself and his clothes, even tho he shouldnt be able to "heal" his clothes, but thats just history telling liberty, something made just to be cool or not drag unnecessary contradictions, the author uses of these without needing explaining just bc he doesnt really need to, just history telling convenience
In the manga thats exactly what they're doing.
I freaking love how Johnny Joestar understood that The world stops time, when Diego first time used it, BUT FOR STARDUST CRUSADERS IT TOOK ENTIRE SERIES
Kakyoin died for something a rat took only five minutes to figure out
(4 months late) but they only saw anything related to his stand when they actually got to him, it's not like he was using it for the entire series in front of their faces
Johnny only figured it out right away because he dealt with Mandom's time shenanigans. I am sure it the crusader's dealt with a time stand previously they would have figured out DIO's ability right away.
1 year late to the conversation, but it really only took them one evening to figure out DIO's stand. Polnareff first encountered DIO on the stairs at sundown. The coffee shops were still open during Jotaro and DIO's fight, so it wasn't too late
I paused the video. And dio cannot move within my stopped time
Aditya Tiwari Nani!?
Holy shit
Oh no
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Nani? ore wa chin chin ga daisuki nandayo
10 year old me: "Can I have the controller?"
My brother: "Yea, just gimme a sec."
10 year old me: "One second has passed."
The brother: ZzaaWAARuDdoOO
*smiles*
2 seconds has passed xdxdd
and then 2:11
3 sec has passed
4 second has passed
1 day have passes
5〜9秒が戦闘においてどれほど大事で十分な時間かがよくわかる…
I love that JoJos follows the ancient ruins roleplaying game rule of "talking is a free action" to this degree
DIO: "5 seconds left"
Also DIO: *reads the whole Bible*
Also dio: has 4 more seconds
Also dio: finds cure for covid, has 3 seconds left
Also Dio: finds another dangerous disease, has more 2 seconds
duduzinho owo also dio: cures cancer, 1 second left
kara the shapeshifter dio: travels around the world and learns every language, 1.9 seconds remain.
You missed the part when DIO stops time long enough to put on lipstick.
XD
I was going to like it but at the time I’m reading this you’re at 666
@@LoganisXerxes same
That's fine
That was actually Joseph's blood.
I think DIO can talk as long as he wants, but has only 5 seconds to actually achieve something.
Therefore, Dio can freeze time for even longer than his limit, Right?
@@danielmaugh2027 Not necessarily, seeing as standing still doesn’t count as an action (not only that, but he’s monologuing like hell, especially on the move, so we’d have to assume that he processes stuff at a faster rate than a normal human)
Talking is a free action in Anime. It doesnt count towards the time actually taken in canon. A character can spout the entire works of shakespeare in five seconds if they wanted.
Dio: ZA WARUDO allows me to stop time for 5 seconds, but during that time I can talk for a full minute as a free action.
Jotaro: So its NOT the same type of stand as Star Platinum.
Jotaro does it too though
Jotaro is capable of stopping time too.
*Remember when he used to play rugby with JoJo?*
Yes
That was part 1 and its with Jonathan
Pepperridge farm remembers
I remember they played rugby not football.
@@Deatgodx rugby is also called american football
i can just imagine DIO pausing time, running down the stairs, moving polnareff quickly down the stairs, yet gently enough that it doesnt hurt him, then quickly running back up the stairs to hold the same pose, then when time resumes, DIO's actually breathing really hard while being tired as fuck because he had to do all that in like 4 seconds purely to flex
hes a vampire he doesnt get tired
What if he moved Polnareff from distance using stand?
@@MrMan-jy6xl The World is still a close-range stand. Or, to put it another way: "I can't convince you this staircase is endless without getting closer."
@@danniluxgarbe429 actually the world's distance is 10m Wich are enough
@@mat_s245dlc EFFECTIVE range bitch, which is 1-2 meters
Все переводчики:серьезно озвучивают. Два Русских Гения:
DIOなんとか早く済ませようとしてるの草
This guy was born to voice Dio.
He also voices a dude in super dragonball heroes lmao
He also voices SIX different characters in Fire Emblem Heroes
Jibran Haider He also voices the Beast Titan in AoT
He also voices Deadpool
& Shinsuke Takasugi from gintama
DIO: "I can stop time for 5 seconds!"
**proceeds to talk for over a minute**
talking is a free action
Indeed
LMFOAHDIWNS
Anime logic
@@eyad5212 I'm convinced that that is true, and the time thing is more accurately described as "how far DIO can move during that time is how far he can move in stopped time", or something similar.
0:41のときのDIOの顔好き
fun fact: at the beginning, dio was able to stop time for only 3 seconds just like how star platinum got its own time stop ability.
but dio lately said this:
"as soon as my neck began to heal, now i can stop time for 5 seconds."
I like the fact that dio's pants also regenerate
The pants have vampire powers too lol
Even the pants and shirt turns into dust
DIO's clothes operate on video game logic, like in the X-Men: Origins or Deadpool games.
Maybe without them he wouldn't look that badass lol
DIO creates clothes out of his own cells, they are part of his body. Trust me Araki totally said this
THE WORLD: No
*ZA WARUDO: YES*
YES! YES! YES! YES!
@@teosegasumic3850 *YES!*
Old joseph :
-yes, yes oh my god..
*Y E S!*
Yea when he says THE WORLD in dub it doesn’t sound and meme worthy as the sub
And yes I watched the dub not sub
Man this takes me back, I remember getting into jojo all that time ago and watching these videos religiously. I really need to watch jojo again
一番待ってた編集方法だ、ありがとう。
Dio: Ha ha lol u cant move in stopped time time to die
Jotaro: *twitches finger in stoped time*
Dio: *CONFUSED WRYYYS*
wow a heart too just for a crappy jojoke, thanks alot my dude! :)
pritty much what happend
*CONFUSED WRYYYYING*
NANI!?
I would be confuse and screaming too if someone can move while time is stopped
I love how at 4:17 he stops time without saying "ZA WARUDO!", which means he doesn't have to do it, he just loves to say it every single time
Wouldn't you?
I mean, I’d do it too.
Diego Za warudo tho
It's more terrifying that way
When he stops time silently
スタンド性能でも身体性能でも勝ってるDIOが承太郎に負けるの最高すぎるな
まぁ怒らせてるからね
This video makes awesome sense to me now. Thank you who made this.
Normal people when seeing someone fall from very high: *SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL*
Normal people in jojo: *Haha lol*
It's SaNTa
Tbh i don't think people will call the hospital.
But ambulance in Jojo are dangerous look at Yoshikage kira over there..
@@animeandgamesiamalwaysther9622 true
@@animeandgamesiamalwaysther9622 ikr why are doctors in jojo USELESS
*_Nothing can Deflect the Emerald Splash_*
Everybody beats Kakyoin's Emerald Splash
ok one thing, no other stand user except dio or vanilla ice at that time couldve survived the 20meter emerald splash(jotaro could not stop time at that point so not even he couldve)
@@Local_Bastard the ultimate stand user. VANILLA ICE
@@timmy71002ice ice baby
Technically, no one deflected the emerald splash. Gray Tower dodged it, Star Platinum blocked it, technically, The World was the only stand to truly deflect the emerald splash.
@@andrewpenn1145 The sun deflected the emerald splash
編集が天才過ぎる😮
Отдельный респект челу, который делал субтитры
Dio: *ZA WARUDO*
The World: 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
That's 10 seconds. Dio only went up to 9.
@@rebornyamato4871 He actually said 10, then Jotaro said it was 11, when he stopped time as well.
Dubstep fart
*Za Hando is literally shaking and crying
Сергеев Денис
「止まれ、時よ」
Or “tomare(i) toki(w/y)o”
Letters in parentheses are up to interpretation
This is like that one kid on roleplay fights that always cheats and doesnt die
FR
"Uh, you stabbed me through my head but you missed the important part of my brain, so I'm still alive"
Nisio
Tru
Also they’re always dodging like wtf
@@nisio7320pity for you, you missed all my vital organs
Me: (gasps) ALL OF THEM?!
this is basically every fight in battle tendecy
4:17 when dio stops time quietly it much more terrifying because normal he would scream out "ZA WARUDO!" and people expect it but when he stops time silently they won't be expecting it
Simply, the best subtitles in my life... : [FARTING SOUNDS] , [REVERSE FARTING SOUNDS]
"I really need translate it?"
3:45 after witnessing his best friend and grandfather be gruesomely killed, jotaro only now comes to the conclusion that Dio is dangerous
SM23 shows you how beast Jotaro is
As if his mother falling sick wasn't motive enough. You know, the reason he did this whole trip in the first place.
3:45 is the best part of that song.
Like arya stark
Chad Walters _piano noises intensify_
It’s nice to see that what DIO does is possible in five seconds without all the monologue.
Hey, it's what we've been saying it from the start. In Jojo, talking is a free action!
@@Unknown-hb3id I like to think it's in his head
Easy, just stop time in stopped time to monologue
ruclips.net/video/1_Exc_GuVG0/видео.html
Talking Is a free action.
5:37
DOJIMA FAMILY LIEUTENANT, TOJO CLAN
_KEIJI SHIBUSAWA_
I See a man of culture
люблю таких людей которые делают хорошие субтитры и качественный контент
Remember that part when Jotaro could fucking fly?
Would have been useful in part 6
EXTRA JERKY no but araki did
I like to think his will, and anger towards DIO elevated his Stando Powas to a new level that no other villain could make Jotaro reach.
I think gravity is ignored during time stop, allowing for "flight".
Jotaro was flying even when time wasn't stopped.
Dio's final time stop was actually 11 seconds though. Jotaro even says so.
"Dio, It's been eleven seconds. I guess that's your limit now."
i suppose it's the amount of time DIO could *MOVE* in stopped time, but not the amount of time he could hold time stop for... but Jotaro breaks all logic, he *LEARNED* how to move in stopped time, increased it up to 4-5 seconds (since they were *INTENSIVELY* clashing) and then learned how to *"Suta Purachina, Za Warudo!"*
Naw naw it’s like this. So time resumed at the 9 second mark. The. Star platinum stopped time. Which is 5 seconds in his prime. And with jotaro he can move for 2 seconds. So basically he can move thru for 11 seconds with both his and star platinum’s timestop
@@philycheesesteakrequiem4634 Just watched the episode and couldn't get it.
So Dio's limit to move in the timestop is 11 seconds, Jotaro used the ninth second to timestop again so he could avoid the road roller and could mantain it one more second?
Jotaro also stopped his time during dios stopped time
I think it went like this
Dio smashed a steam roller at jotaro at the 7 second mark.
He totalled Jotaro at the 8 second. mark.
Jotaro, barely alive under the steam roller desperate to destroy DIO, stops time at the 9 second mark.
Jotaro pushes up the steam roller and recovers his ground a bit at his 1-3 seconds mark.
Jotaro hides to sneak attack DIO around the 5 second mark.
Time resumes (Star Platinum)
DIO boasts on about conquering Earth at the 10 second mark (The World).
DIO start to freeze at around the 11 second mark (Jotaro's time stop).
Jotaro talks to dio around the 2 second mark (Star Platinum).
Jotaro kicks DIO's legs at the 4 second mark (Star Platinum).
Time resumes (The World)
Time resumes (Star Platinum).
To think he gets to say those monologues in such less time we can say that Dio's mind is way faster in processing thoughts
Si *Dio* pudo encontrar una aplanadora en menos de 9 segundos... entonces no hay nada que sea imposible en la vida para todos nosotros XD
DIO: No you can’t just ignore my signature ability to stop time by moving!!
Jotaro: Haha finger do brrr
Should've been :
DIO : Nooo you can't just take The World name and make it yours
Jotaro : Haha, Star Platinum The World go brrr
@@mhzack499 Star Platinum! The World!*
@iron ore Please don't woosh me but I'm pretty sure he's talking bout Jotaro's finger twitching during time stop
Haha hands go ora ora
@iron ore bro, chill
The World's true power is to stop time for as long as its user is talking, plus a few extra seconds for the occasional dramatic pause. Sadly, neither DIO nor Jotaro ever realized this.
If only Speedwagon had such a stand.
I before A except after K I actually thought this was literally the case. Like maybe the time ticks down only when they move excessively. Would be a lot better if it said it outright though.
I before A except after K I think of it as a Dungeons and Dragons turn. Talking is a free action while moving in a direction counts as an actual action.
jotaro realized that during the final battle with kira. 2 seconds my ass.
haha legend
That clock ticking sound made me cry because it sounded exactly like the clock I would hear when I slept over at my grand parents
キャラクターの1部の台詞を雰囲気だけのものか頭によぎった思考だと考えると、結構違和感無い出来上がりですね。
思えば短時間でめちゃくちゃ考えながら戦ってるなぁ。
i just realised, to regular people looking at the fight between jotaro and DIO, jotaro looked at DIO so hard he exploded
I keep forgetting that normal people can’t see stands so technically they can’t see the sword stand or the comic book guy stand thing
C H U N K Y C H E E S E no, everyone saw the comic stand and the sword stand was a physical object that made a person it’s stand.
@Fuji Lor And they can't realize when time is stopped either dio shot by the stand arrow crafted from the meteorite alien virus the alien virus is naturally imbued into the stand arrow because it is made of some special supernatural alloy that gives normal humans and animals if they survive the stand transformation and if they are capable enough of handling a stand then they will survive the alien virus injected from the stand arrow this gives the human or animal a supernatural ability called a stand and yes some stands can stop time.
@Fuji Lor Sorry got too overexcited DIO can actually move in stopped time for 11 seconds because they both have the same stand Jotaro can stop time for 5 seconds but when DIO drank joestar blood the maximum of his timestop is up to 11 seconds so he can move as free as well as to how long he stopped time which he can both stop time for 11 seconds and move in frozen time for 11 seconds in his flamboyant form.
@Fuji Lor As in he can talk for 11 seconds that's why DIO wasn't completely frozen in time due to being a vampire with the same stand ability as jotaro he can talk in stopped time for 11 seconds using his supernatural prowess and the joestar blood he drank.
Dio: I will use my five seconds to boast whilst I explain my plan to your frozen, irresponsive body
Richard Sorgo 😂
Monologue is more use for manga where the characters talk in their heads but the anime keep this because is cool x)
Thats bizarre
Funny thing is it was only 4 seconds.
I mean, you get to monologue and not get your plan compromised, so like, thats a double win
God this video is actually so satisfying lmao
BRO WAS SPAMMING THE WORLD THE WHOLE FIGHT
I like how basically everyone died in this episode
@YO k and Joseph.
I miss kakyoin
@@franyato5630 Joseph doesn't die
GFX TorMent he did, kinda.
his voice actor
@@franyato5630
And Dio
Everybody’s gangster until DIO says “5 seconds have passed”
a name BAKANA!!! HORI SHEEET
Everyone gangsta until DIO becomes the ultimate lifeform.
GangStar
Gangasta* not gangster
@@eloyaerden263 no
これが本当のザ・ワールド
i like to think dio is just talking really fast during the time stops but its slowed down for us
Dio: pulls out multiple knives
Jotaro: how does he come up with all of this
Also Jotaro: *ima stop my own heart real quick*
runs in the family.
He inherited Joseph's skill of planning... wait I'm thinking of when he tried getting into a german military base by crossdressing...
Jonathan: *Saves himself from falling to his death by stabbing a wall with a spearhead.*
Joseph: *beats god with string, a biplane and a volcano*
Jotaro: *fakes his death by stopping his heart.*
Josuke: *wins a fight without fighting*
@@justinjakeashton the one who stopped his heart was Jotaro, not Jonathan
@@nathanpixelkid I knew I made a typo somewhere.
In all seriousness
The 20-meter emerald splash is terrible to combat against
But kakyoin just had the bad luck to encounter op stands and overly fast stands
But it shouldn’t matter because no one can deflect the emerald splash.
@@zombiecarnivore IKR
If he actually used this on Jotaro in the beginning of Stardust Crusaders, it would have ended waaay earlier. Star Platinum couldn't deflect 100 knives, not to mention thousands of emeralds shot at him.
@@hydrogenbomber3267 Also less stand experience
@@matthewhamilton2913 And don't forget that Jotaro also had to be weaker then he was in part 4.
Спасибо русским переводчикам, было хорошо переведено, весело и душевно)
Рил перевод имба
Ето не перевод ето пердеж дилдо на велике
@@Froget123 русский язык сначала выучи)
Dang, the first one is just sad, played Kakoyins theme like he was gonna win and everything
I feel like the best way to sum up jojo time is: "talking is a free action."
CriticalQuit DNDIO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Using Za Warudo is a free action lol
That's a good way to sum up Hajime no Ippo time, too.
Paulo Paulo yes exactly and yes its pronounced shonen
I love how dio called Joseph a geezer even though he's like over double his age
Ikr hypocritical
@@hipehipe4606 out of all dio's evil deeds, it's the hypocrisy i won't stand for
@@GreenHairedKaiba no offense but I wasn't talking to you.
@@hipehipe4606 none taken
@@GreenHairedKaiba oki
It’s all cool when both of the fighters have a stand so the fight id cooler but the spectators are just like ''mh yes, air punching by staring each other''
David productions casually not enforcing copyright laws:
"I, Dio, had truly surpassed all forms of life and all Stands!"
Kars in space: 👁👄👁
If kars knew about stands he could definitely use one and we’d be absolutely dead
@@cooper7958
Stands are spiritual not physical, he’d still need an arrow.
@@logankrohn1472 stands can be caused by the virus present within the arrows, which kars most definitely could mimic, people can also be born with stands.
@@cooper7958
It’s implied based on guidebooks that the pillar men’s special powers are pseudo stands. The mask is listed as a stand awakening tool. I am not very knowledgeable about this stuff.
@@logankrohn1472 I’ve never heard about that but you could very well be right
Remember kids
It's "five seconds to act" not speak
In case you were wondering how I, *DIO* is able to monologue in stopped time
This would be perfect if it said wondering how I am able
@@godlygecko6302 👀👀👀
I’m the real DIO
@@keagan946 No, you belong to a variety of multiverses, you are one of many. But only I, *DIO* can stand at the top.
Change ur name to DIO Over Heaven
Jotaro: Easily deflects emerald splash
Jotaro : Cant deflect knifes
This actually looks good
if you think about it, Dio took the time to pause time, run down the stairs, carry Polnareff down three steps, and then run back up in 5 seconds
TDskirvin multiple times
TDskirvin Seems legit
Dio is the biggest troll thanks to za warudo, lol.
@@alphainfinity1051 za warudo have a limited range, so...
Yes, 10 m.
Dio Goes the extra Mile for his memes.
Plot twist: The world lasts for minutes but Dio did not pay attention during law school
RIP to that top student status from P1, I guess.
Time flies when you're having fun. That or he doesn't know how long a second is.
😂
I will get wooooshed and all. I understand the joke but dio actually went for higher education and he reads books in his free time
@@around441pipissharingaytac4
His sense of time is broken. After spending a century in a coffin, he can't tell the difference between 5 seconds and 5 minutes.
It’s crazy to believe that the normal people in the jojo world out completely oblivious to the very threat that could destroy humanity.
everyone at the bar sitting there: why are these 2 men staring at each other unleashing a powerfull aura?
"And now, without pause, my final attack!"
*pauses time to attack*
...what?
He stopped time right after his previous attack, so hardly any time passes between them.
Josh Lefelhocz it was ironical, and "hardly" doesn't work.
It's instantaneous for the one receiving damage.
*my last and final attack
Za LIEedu
The irony. Hahaha
when dio stops time, only his stand moves, time flies
Grazie dell'aiuto, re dei casuari!
*Anyone watching before Dio stop tim-*
N-Nan-
*writes repl-
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
:)
Hey guys have you seen my new watch it's so cool, wait why is it sto-
*NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH*
more like *BELONGS IN THE TRASH*
Golden Snapple MY SHEER EMERALD SPLASH HAS NO WEAKNESS
It never hit
EXCEPT EVERY STAND USER I HAVE EVER FACED!!
I just love how he says that yet never fucking hits once with it.
Getting ''this planet will explode in 5 minutes'' vibe
Really nice to see stuff like this because it always bothered me in anime when they spend five minutes doing something and then are like “3 seconds have passed since I used my technique” like no bro it’s been 3 episodes what are you yapping about
Let's take a moment to appreciate that DIO found a road roller and got it all the way to Jotaro in one second
U mean 7 seconds?
@@kayraengel855 still impressive
I understand it's a big city, but I cannot see how he could move fast enough to find one and bring it back in that kinda time.
Anyways, funny meme go brrrr.
Well he's not a vampire for nothing
Maybe he threw Jotaro in the bridge and noticed the steam roller near it before deciding to stop time and throw it on Jotaro
Who see's an old man fall out of the sky and thinks " let's make fun of him."
finally other persont that thinks the same
i think they are meant to be drunks, i mean its late night there in the time of this fight
The real question is : "Who in the world would see an old man falling out of the sky?". I mean an old man falling out of the sky is totally normal to you, while people laughing at such a bizarre situation is extremely abnormal.....
Believe me, try driving uber for few a months you will see all kinds of shit going down during night.
@@UltraNyan i need to know your experiences NOW
People often don't realize just how scary it'd be to fight stands such as The world or King Crimson. Time manipulation can leave even the bravest ones bewildered.
Let's take a moment of how Good this channel is Keep up the work!!!👍👍
(Dont worry I just have bot Behavior)
if anime was in realtime we would have a lot less dialouge
Yeah. In part 2 Joseph jumps in the air to kick refrences something like history, popculture or magic tricks, explains why he hates the person he is about to kick, explains his plan on how his kick is going to kill the enemy, the enemy laughs, "NANIII?", the enemy explains that he saw it coming and made a counter attack for the kick, Joseph smirks, "NANIII?", Joseph explains how his plans went even deeper and was suspecting the counter attack so the original attack was a distraction for the real attack to hit.
Then the kick hits.
This happens 12 times a fight with every battle.
And it was amazing.
Nikke 2800 no ragretw
We wouldn't even know why they are fighting
You mean diolouge
6:21
Subtitles: "One second has passed."
*tick*
Subtitles "Seven seconds have passed."
Me: NANI?
Justin Thompson he spent his other seconds talking
Power of King Crimson
@@destroyercreater98 Yeah, but this is supposed to be in "real time". It should have been edited differently.
Justin Thompson so basically fast forward by a lot
@@destroyercreater98 Basically fast forward the first part a lot and fast forward the latter part less.
Edit: Err wait, the opposite.
Apreté pausa y siguió el vídeo ....grande dio
It feels like 5 or 9 seconds to em, but he actually has more time to act, it just feels like 5 or 9 seconds.
Boi that thumbnail
Damn
Wrrrrrryyyyyyyyy
WRYYYYYYYYY
@@knightartorias8787 ZA WARUDO TOKIO TOMAE
ROAD ROLLER
5 million views have passed (except they actually have, thx).
took 2 years but it happened
Wow
@@anakkaweech5693 pow
Almost 6M now
This video is famous around ZA WARUDO
Love it!
"I, Dio have surpassed all life forms"
Kars: stay back brat
5:06 Dio laughing remembering how effective fire was when Jonathan tried to burn him along his house.
thats exactly what i was thinking
He's laughing because he could hear the vibrations of the car coming to make his escape to joestar's corpse to take his blood.
@@chrisa4261 its a joke
Chris A r/woosh
@@chrisa4261 your fucking bored
Dio looks drastically different after that headband comes off.
I know, right? It's like his hair got shorter by two-thirds. That green lipstick throws me off, too.
AngelicusEXperiment joestar blood is one hell of a drug
@@alexandercordova8516 especially since PB Dio had a ton of hair on his head
It’s because when Jotaro hits the fuck out of DIO, he broke his skull and tore off his scalp just by punching him. The makeup I don’t get.
@@JJ-yr6je he's just that much of a fashion victim
I like the funny subtitles
"I saw through time... while time wasn't moving... am I in a David Lynch film?"
Jotaro defeat such a op stand the World
But lost to a RAT
Because in Starcrusaders he stops time for 4 seconds or 5 but in diamond is unbreakable he can only stop it for 1 or second thats what you call nerfing
hoang pek power scaling in jojos
Dio>Jotoro>just some fucking rat
Jotaro didn't train his Za Warudo so its power diminished to only half a second. He trains it more later but without vampiric immortality and regeneration the burden it puts on his body prevents him from using it to its maximum potential. Dio was and still is the strongest user of The World.
that akari fellow certainly likes making someone awesome just to shoot them down later.
he's done it like 3 times to me now with the recent fugo.
@@gokhanyildirim8557 Dude. In SDC, he stops time for 0.5 seconds. In DiU, he stops time for 2 seconds. Wtf
One minute passed
Dio:" *Four seconds has passed!* "
bruh 2600+ likes
thank you so much
侯銘宗 😂😂😂😂😂
Me to the teacher when they're going to collect the test papers
*Hunter x hunter chimera ant arc: 7 episodes have passed*
Knuckle: 1 minute has passed
That's the anime time. The real seconds time would literally be 4 seconds
*THE PLANET WILL EXPLODE IN 5 MINUTES!!*
30 episodes later
*THE PLANET WILL EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS!!!
*4 episodes later*
Hey where is your ship?
the last one sounded so cool the how a timestop ends and jotaro's timestop starts
Plot twist : The World stand is just star platinum with helmet and taste like banana while Star Platinum is grape