It's such a sweet story. :D I was looking for it for the longest, I'm glad it was in this compilation. Head canon: The girlfriend that broke up with him was the girl who left him for the ren faire wizard.
Gobsnachaz it's weird though since he's only been with one girl his whole life I mean in that other episode he talks about how he was with other girls but ehh, it seemed kind of dubious, but even so it was in HS and definitely not adventurous or experienced partners haha It's kind of cute that he never drank or experimented with anything, and was with one girl his whole life, he kind of like stayed his high school self and never did the college experience And then Dan was on pause til his mid 20s being a virgin and played catch up haha, but he's definitely lived life since then
One of my uni classmates saw my friends and I talk about game grumps and she came up to us and was like "I had a friend who worked at a store(I wanna say a game store but I can't remember) and Danny was there one day and was hitting on her". Just makes me think how tiny the world is.
I hate to rain on your parade but you shouldn't be showering someone with praise over just being respectful to someone when theyre in an intimate setting. That should be the standard
Savage Shot Nah people have different interests and experiences. If you're cool with a guy kissing you that's fine. If you're not okay with a guy kissing you that's fine too. It doesn't always have to specifically be about sexuality.
Funny how Dan had the feeling of "Omg I can't believe you didn't have a girlfriend when you were a kid that's so weird" while I'm 19 and haven't even kissed someone yet.
Yeah I was just about to comment "Is...is everyone just gonna ignore that Arin came out as bi?" But then I remembered...it was obvious from the second he mentioned the D Club.
@@zacharylawrence2470 Game grumps compilations are time eaters like ill be like ok ill watch 10 minutes then i gotta go do some shit then the video ends and i release its been 3 hours if they made a 38 hour compilation i think a lot of people would suddenly go missing for like a day in a half
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I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me draw my female characters because I made them too pretty and she felt like she had to compete with my main character Tina. Yeah, it didn't work out in the end.
@@ilovepizza38 I agree. and I kept telling her that they're just cartoons. they dont take place in my mind outside of the creative process. i kept reassuring her but she always felt jealous of Tina and, like i said, it didn't work out in the end for various reasons. I admit some of them were my own fault, but thats a story for another day.
Why would you want more people like that? The reason they call those people hopeless is because they get caught up in unrealistic fantasies and their expectations are never attainable. Not a type you want more of.
i was eating rice and this made me laugh so hard i got rice in my nose and it was the most painful experience of sneezing and blowing my nose ever and i will forever be traumatized
@@lucasmac190 ohh I thought junior of High School equated to 10th grade, I'm sorry I'm not American. But still pretty impressive that he got his first kiss and BJ at the same age
Danny is clearly getting this phrase from a Tupac song..you uncultured swine lol. As a person who has lived a life more extravagant then the way Danny describes his life (and 97% of his followers)...I know exactly where he’s coming from lol 😂
Man, the black people confidence thing isn't true for all black people, I'm a black woman but I'm such a big floppin' puss when it comes to asking guys out. Dan's story about just going for it did honestly help me a lot with my own confidence though.
if anyone else comes back to watch old clips like I do, please know that Dan is now happily married with a lovely woman named Ashley (not the one from the Does Bruno Mars is Gay saga)
29:49 *Dan* " I know, they have a goop shoot instead of a pork sword." *Me, an intellectual* thinking: - the Concorde featured a goop shoot. - a goop shoot? - the shoot would goop. - the shoot gooped.
Speaking of what age you got your first kiss. I was like 7-8 when the girl i liked kissed me at recess. And then i ran around screaming for like 5 minutes.
Hearing Dan talk about New Jersey is so crazy bc I live there, about an hour from NYC, and hearing him talk about Wildwood n stuff is super weird bc ive been there so much Edit: His hometown is actually right next to mine wow
When Arin talked about having a "day-fuck" with Suzy, I immediately had that uncomfortable feeling like when I accidentally hear my parents going at it lol
“I was with this girl”
Literally everyone: *grabs popcorn*
I could listen to his girl stories for hours 😂
•
@@faithfullymade2435 Omg they've been reunited
Like, pass the soda Scoob
True
Girl: slap me in the face
Dan: uhh... no
Palpatine: Do it.
Reaaallyyyyy? :3
Blew it
X'D I actually laughed out loud.
I knew it
Chew it
I like to imagine all of Dan's past girlfriends watching these clips going "THAT'S ME!"
AdelioNightstorm “I’m the slappy girl! I’m the one forcing slaps! YOU FUCKING PUSSY.”
If any of Dan's former girlfriends watch this show, they'd make the "tag yourself" meme legit.
Yeah no shit...
I bet none of them watch tbh.
AdelioNightstorm 777 likes!? What is this madness?
90% of this is Dan talking about girl stories (duh).
10% of this is Arin being confusingly bisexual.
Those are the best moments bruh. :0
And this 29:46
My guess is that he's a biromantic heterosexual. He can date a dude, but fucking is a different story.
I think that he has as preference to girls, but he will kiss/date a guy :p
Nieru wouldn’t that be bisexual and heteroromantic?
In an alternate universe, Dan is married to that black girl who asked him out.
Proud of you, Alternate Dan.
In an offshoot of that alternate universe, Dan is a successful Credit Lawyer and Arin is a part-time Taco Bell employee.
It's such a sweet story. :D I was looking for it for the longest, I'm glad it was in this compilation.
Head canon: The girlfriend that broke up with him was the girl who left him for the ren faire wizard.
@@spartanforce7
Yeah hes an employee. Hes the manager, and somehow is still friends with dan and they support eachother. Thats my alternate universe
But fuck you not alternate dan
Okay?
Arin's impression of a crazy moaning girl is disturbingly accurate....
Well he's a voice actor and has seen many examples in porn so there you go lmao
Gobsnachaz it's weird though since he's only been with one girl his whole life
I mean in that other episode he talks about how he was with other girls but ehh, it seemed kind of dubious, but even so it was in HS and definitely not adventurous or experienced partners haha
It's kind of cute that he never drank or experimented with anything, and was with one girl his whole life, he kind of like stayed his high school self and never did the college experience
And then Dan was on pause til his mid 20s being a virgin and played catch up haha, but he's definitely lived life since then
@@BeowulfNorther well, I think Suzy is probably way weirder than people think
How would you know (oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!)
Regular Username Suzy is probably the type of girl who’s regularly rather sweet, calm and unassuming - but is a total freak in the sheets!
Arin has chaotic bisexual energy
He is straight
@@Nihyre People know, dude, but the chaotic bi vibes are STRONG in his mannerisms.
so like a normal bisexual
cgottschify so they’re gay
@@faun5141 they put straight in quotes for a reason.
Arin: I kiss my wife every morning
Dan: *AND FEEL NOTHING*
Based on some of the stories and jokes Arin has told, I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually true.
@@mattpace1026 go away
@@chester7687 What are you, 12?
@@mattpace1026 no
You’re just being obnoxious
@@mattpace1026 if you don’t like game grumps
Then why are you here?
Imagining a woman just going "Ugh fuck it I'll do it myself" and just starts wailing on herself while Dan looks on in horror is the FUNNIEST thing
Girl: “Slap me in the face.”
Dan: “What- no”
Girl: “Fine I’ll do it myself...”
...Has this poor boy ever been with a normal person?
Normal is a setting on a dryer.
Probably. They just don’t make good Grumps stories
This Dude that's true
TheNoobofHearts With hair like his - it’s going to be a crazy relationship from the start! ;)
Rabid Robbie got any more slogos from hot topic tshirts?
*YO, YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND?!*
"Yeah."
*_OH NO! WHAT'S STEP TWO?!?!?!_*
*LET'S GO OUT ANYWAYS. HE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW*
@@thalamusDecimation XD
@@thalamusDecimation "oh don't he?"
awkward laughing then say “cool, I hope you two are happy.” Then walk away. That’s what I did lmao.
@@alexanderhamilton6391 don’t he. don’t he ever?
“I don’t want gona-herpa-syphilis.”
that sounds like a gundam
Herpe-gona-syphil-aids
"Yo, you have a boyfriend"
"Huh... yeah"
"You want two?"
Something i actually said once
Did.... did it work???
@@owensoto1373 it didn't, but i ended up dating my friend who was witness to the whole thing some time after that
@@juanpablogonzalez8528 Legendary!
You are johnny bravo i refuse to believe otherwise
Boi
Once, in middle school, a girl said I was cute. When I tried to ask her out she said, "No. I meant cute like a puppy."
Not my best day.
At least she said you were cute, you'll remember it forever.
Middle schools a horrible time to date anyway lol
@@Lovinia1 Agreed. Wait till at least mid high school.
@@arthurmorgan835 that’s what I’m telling myself until high school 🥲
Suckers, I dont plan to date ever. Get on my level
Dan's first date was called Jody? Their shipping name: Jewdy
named*
my name is jody but...jodi
😂
@@mozz8264 name*
Ain’t that Dandy
I don’t wanna betray too much...but here we go.
So what do you want to betray
"SO?"
f r i e n d s c a n f u c k
Sure why not there's no reason you can't
Yes. Yes they can. The first girl i ever had sex with was and still is my good friend and weve never been romantically involved.
One of my uni classmates saw my friends and I talk about game grumps and she came up to us and was like "I had a friend who worked at a store(I wanna say a game store but I can't remember) and Danny was there one day and was hitting on her". Just makes me think how tiny the world is.
Selarom Ogeid you can always make an exception, right?
damnit why am I never in the right place at the right time
Damn it why am I underage
Well SHIT
@@blameitonmillie5506 i mean i would say same but I'm 21 and i highly doubt he'd go that low 😂😂
Dan sounds like he is so gentle and caring during sex wow i love him
I want to do bad things to him that he would enjoy very much. XD
I hate to rain on your parade but you shouldn't be showering someone with praise over just being respectful to someone when theyre in an intimate setting. That should be the standard
@@oliviagraber1785 Of course that should be the standard! i never even showered him with praise what are you on lmao
Also i didnt mention being respectful, i said gentle and caring. You can be rough during sex and still be respectful, it should be common sense
Damn right I just want him to treat me to dinner and take me home and carress me and do things
Danny's been with some crazy chicks.
haven't we all.
Bruh almost every girl is psychotic like that it's rare to find ones that aren't
but crazy ones are the best ones
especially if you like crazy stuff yourself
@@Dappis not when they're legitimately crazy in a not so good way though
They seem pretty normal to me
@ all the people saying they still haven't kissed or dated anyone yet, date each other, cut out the middle man
if only it was that easy
Genius
Brilliant
Solid solution.
The Manager147 YES
15:30
God bless Arin for being so casual about his sexuality
I dont understand
Is it bad if a straight dude wont kiss a gay dude?
Savage Shot nope it just means that they’re straight lol
Savage Shot Nah people have different interests and experiences. If you're cool with a guy kissing you that's fine. If you're not okay with a guy kissing you that's fine too. It doesn't always have to specifically be about sexuality.
Nope it's 2020 so if a gay guy wants to kiss you then you have to let him or else you're a HOMOPHOBE
@@psychoticmortacarn girl what the hell u talking about who tf says that???
"I could go both ways." - Arin
What a bicon
“Could”
He only said "I go both ways"
15:28 "I go both ways"
Don't fucking temp me Arin
Funny how Dan had the feeling of "Omg I can't believe you didn't have a girlfriend when you were a kid that's so weird" while I'm 19 and haven't even kissed someone yet.
Crab Apple hey man that’s okay!!! You don’t have to get all your firsts done in high school :)
hey i didn't have my first kiss until i was 20, there's no rush!
I'm in the same boat lol
Do parents count i kissed my mom and dad tons of times
HAHAH NEET
"I was with a girl one time" - Dan
"'I was with a girl this one time -Dan'"
-Ross
I like how Arin basically says he's bisexual lol
houseplant *cough cough* the Dclub *cough cough*
Yeah I was just about to comment "Is...is everyone just gonna ignore that Arin came out as bi?" But then I remembered...it was obvious from the second he mentioned the D Club.
Was he serious about that? I thought he was just joking.
@@rameynoodles152 he was just joking lol
Ew
dan: "snatch" and "tube steak" are the least sexy terms for genitalia"
also dan: "they have a goop chute and we have a pork sword"
Can we get a comp of Arin and Dan telling "adult" stories? Like, talking about health and also porn stuff? That would be amazing.
Wes Papes that’d be 38 hours long lol
@@zacharylawrence2470 and I'd watch it all.
It's already in the works I'm sure. It'll just take time to make.
@@zacharylawrence2470 Game grumps compilations are time eaters like ill be like ok ill watch 10 minutes then i gotta go do some shit then the video ends and i release its been 3 hours if they made a 38 hour compilation i think a lot of people would suddenly go missing for like a day in a half
@@zacharylawrence2470 so?
I was legitimately eating a KitKat so when Arin said "Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar?" That shook me deep.
"GOEW ONNNN" (26:15) still has to be one of my favorite moments from these guys.
26:47 *
All I can think of is Jim Carrey
Wait, so Dan got blown before he got kissed?
He skipped the tutorial
Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk
Only Dan ran a fucking marathon before he took his first baby steps
Not necessarily
Ewwwwwwwww..... you’ll be tasting dick... EH
me too though
Interesting how Dan talked about his "Gemini" tale during Katamari's "Twins" level.
I thought it was that he brought it up BECAUSE it was the Gemini mission
@@teddverres4392 because he did
it was done on purpose
Imagine these are all the same girl.
The whole sexual face slapping thing has to be like...discussed heavily beforehand. Gotta figure out how hard and how frequently.
I thought the title was,
“Game Grumps: Dead Girl Stories”
Trash City A lot of these stories overlap
Nah, that's Doki Doki Literature Club....I've said too much.
Maybe they're dead now we don't know
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Dead girl walking
15:16 "I think it was a girl??"
-Arin whatever year that was said
12:30
*is that how Arin came out to Dan*
I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me draw my female characters because I made them too pretty and she felt like she had to compete with my main character Tina. Yeah, it didn't work out in the end.
That's completely insane
That’s the most insecure thing I’ve ever heard in my life
@@ilovepizza38 I agree. and I kept telling her that they're just cartoons. they dont take place in my mind outside of the creative process. i kept reassuring her but she always felt jealous of Tina and, like i said, it didn't work out in the end for various reasons. I admit some of them were my own fault, but thats a story for another day.
I can see what she's worried about, but I wouldn't have worried about it too much
That’s pretty messed up
Dan seems like a hopeless romantic. Wish there was more men his age and with that attitude in my city.
Pixie Treeleaf I guess you’re living in the wrong area, cause Dan’s located in... Attitude City 😎
@@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 He's got a black belt in amazing ;)
@@darwinwatterson4568 And a diploma from the university of fucking keepin' it real
Why would you want more people like that? The reason they call those people hopeless is because they get caught up in unrealistic fantasies and their expectations are never attainable. Not a type you want more of.
Danny could take me to pound town
Plus Ultra Oof XD
He wouldn't dare
Agreed
He could take anyone to pound town.
glad you're proud to be a degenerate. spread them STDs.
16:50 Dan: This is a good time for a story
Arin: *furious presses of the skip button*
Dan sounds so innocent...yet his history...dang dude he’s lived quite a life.
each one of these is like a scene from a romantic comedy.
(one that i would absolutely watch)
anthological rom com
This proves that Dan is the absolute best.
Dan: "And I've been told [when it comes to black girls], that-"
Arin, without hesitation: "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
i was eating rice and this made me laugh so hard i got rice in my nose and it was the most painful experience of sneezing and blowing my nose ever and i will forever be traumatized
I know this was 3 years ago but damn ō.ō
“I kiss my wife every fucking day.”
“...And feel nothing.”
“I was gonna say because I love her.”
Arin’s gotta be one of the sweetest guys out there.
It's comforting to know *The Danny Sexbang* didn't have his first kiss until he was 17
what we’ve learned: dan is pretty cute and drinks his daily amount of respecting women juice.
Soooo uh, you hear the news?
@@ivy703 yeah, they were fucking fake
@@andy1613 It was false shit there is no evidence he was “grooming “her.
@@TheLewinator902 I know, poor Danny is innocent
the only reason I didn't like your comment because it was at 69 likes 👌✨
Hearing Dan saying that his first kiss was at age 17 gives me hope
@@haywoodjblome4768 Nah, he was probably 17. He said it was in his Junior year of HS, and he graduated when he was 18.
@@lucasmac190 ohh I thought junior of High School equated to 10th grade, I'm sorry I'm not American. But still pretty impressive that he got his first kiss and BJ at the same age
My first kiss was at 20, don't worry about it.
@Stephen Jenkins You just made me feel better about my 21 year old self.
He ain't special that's how it was for me
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice... I get your hairspray references dan
It isn’t a Hairspray reference. It’s an actual saying that’s been around around way before but I love that musical/movie :)
Blaine Rodriguez ah fair enough, hairspray is the first place I heard it so I assumed that’s where it came from 👍🏻
ew
Danny is clearly getting this phrase from a Tupac song..you uncultured swine lol. As a person who has lived a life more extravagant then the way Danny describes his life (and 97% of his followers)...I know exactly where he’s coming from lol 😂
the blacker the berry the sweeter the jews
Now, Danny says "tube steak" may I offer up "Pork Sword"?
That's pretty good
He is Jewish can't let someone eat that
@@danielholland2199 that aint kosher
Holy shit
I got one better: pork pistol
I blushed so hard at the black girl part
Dan getting really flustered by his first kiss makes me really happy and now my UwU's are everywhere
Man, the black people confidence thing isn't true for all black people, I'm a black woman but I'm such a big floppin' puss when it comes to asking guys out. Dan's story about just going for it did honestly help me a lot with my own confidence though.
arin: “I’m bisexual”
all of us: :o whaaaat? Noooo, r e a l l y?? Wow never would guessed!! Huh what a surprise!! Wowza.
ARIN SAYING HE DOESNT CARE WHAT GENDER HES WITH WE STAN A BI ICON
YIS
a “bicon”, if you will.
Lilly Kendall o h m y g o d y e s
That technically makes him a pan icon.
Jimmy Juice well he says he goes both ways so that's why I say bi
*note to self: Dan is into black girls*
*:)*
Let’s goooo!
I'm a Latino dude, do you think I have a shot? 😂
arin "mega virgin" hanson and danny secbang avidan
love both, VEHEMENTLY
if anyone else comes back to watch old clips like I do, please know that Dan is now happily married with a lovely woman named Ashley (not the one from the Does Bruno Mars is Gay saga)
The title should be “dan talking about how much he love black people”
True 😁
29:49 *Dan* " I know, they have a goop shoot instead of a pork sword."
*Me, an intellectual* thinking:
- the Concorde featured a goop shoot.
- a goop shoot?
- the shoot would goop.
- the shoot gooped.
ilikebunnies you bitch why would you do this
I was in a public restroom while watching this, and someone walked in exactly as Arin started moaning...
It sounds like you were asking for the situation 😂
Kai Nebert And their reaction was?
Kai Nebert what a beautiful moment lol
Kai Nebert why are you watching game grumps without headphones on in a public restroom
jackooo why WOULDNT you watch gamegrumps in a public restroom
I really want to date Danny
Me too
Same
We can all agree he is a Babe ❤👌🏼
Mate, you are not alone. He's the kind of guy that even typically straight guys wanna date. This includes me of course
*same*
And now he has a GF!
He’s a happy bab. .w.
Wife now!
@@totothepoyo7824 so happy for danny :)
Dan's respect towards his girls is adorable and sweet
Danny...I’m a black woman with absolutely ZERO confidence 😂
The Fairy Tale Pony you can do it!
Same
Same girl
Same
I got tons of confidence, but zero social skills. I’m very annoying😂😜
I love Dan and I love this compilation.
Honestly could’ve listened to these stories for hours
Everytime I get rejected and I feel bummed out I watch this and it makes me feel better! I love the grumps.
12:19 the sound of agreement in dannys voice is so satisfying
I've watched 20s and i know i'm going to watch it again
I’m a Black Girl...and Dan thinks black women are awesome!!!❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
Disgusting
Danx Tgcad fuck off
@@MrZZ-py4pq What hole did you crawl out of?
Ayyy! 😄
11:03 is the opposite story of 2:02
Some Mormon missionaries came to my house while I was watching this...
Maybe, they hopefully wont come back.
*they kn e w*
🎵 Hello! 🎵
What I would not give to see Dan say "*GO OOOONNN*???!!"
26:32
A Curdle of Love would be an awesome band name!
If Dan hasn't been with a black girl yet, then I volunteer as tribute
Speaking of what age you got your first kiss. I was like 7-8 when the girl i liked kissed me at recess. And then i ran around screaming for like 5 minutes.
Very organized video description. I like it a lot.
Hearing Dan talk about New Jersey is so crazy bc I live there, about an hour from NYC, and hearing him talk about Wildwood n stuff is super weird bc ive been there so much
Edit: His hometown is actually right next to mine wow
Dan is so adorable ❤️🤗 such a gentleman
When Arin talked about having a "day-fuck" with Suzy, I immediately had that uncomfortable feeling like when I accidentally hear my parents going at it lol
I like to use the motto "you won't get what you want if you don't ask" to motivate myself when it comes to things like asking someone out
I could listen to Danny tell stories for the rest of my life
I’m black dan thinks I’m awesome 🙃
Senpais noticed me
JuiceCoil Is what the man says true? Do you simply give no shits, when asking people out?
And Black ladies, heck yeah :D
Sorry kiddos, dan only likes the biggest blackest men.
I have so much to aspire to now lol I'm nowhere near as cool as the black guy in his story, but I have to be now. For Dan.
disgusting
Quality content.
Fucking finally, I've been waiting for a compilation like this for a looooooong time. Thank you :)
Dan is such a sensitive gentle bean n it's adorable 🥺
Thank you for this glorious compilation
9:00 *DAN! THAT WAS A MULTI-PLAYER ARCADE GAME!*
Dan's girl stories?
more like
*an hour of Dan and Arin giving people who are too nervous to ask girls out advice,* amirite?
i always come back to this video when i need the courage to ask a person out. it gives me confidence.
i love just watching this and thinking about what all of these stories and imaging them
If dan, one day, ever gets married. I’m convinced she is going to be a black woman.
True, I mean I’m white but I’d hella love to marry a black woman.
Well, you tried. She is still just as beautiful and I am NOT surprised!
15:34 Arin, not caring who kisses him
me: o h🥰
Love that I had the video on loud speaker blasting Arin making some great noises 👌 neighbours loved that one
Dan is actually the reason I believe there are good guys in the world
3:28 "THAT CAN FUCKING HAPPEN!?" "YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?!" 😂
I relate so much 😂