What's amazing is when I saw NSP in concert at their MD show Dan took a moment to tell us his parents were in the audience and we all started chanting Avi over and over, then Dan said to chant for his mom Debbie so we did and it was magical. I like to remind myself I was in the same room at Dan and his parents and that life is ok
Aw, I was there too :) I met his Mom after the show briefly not realizing who she was at first, but she was so happy and beaming with pride. It was the sweetest most adorable thing. It's been a while since I've enjoyed being somewhere that much despite the fact that it was so packed
When Aaron said, “my fish died” and Dan said “they do that.” I thought... what if we said that about people? “Sorry I couldn’t come to work. My Grandma passed away.” “Yeah. That do that.”
breer it was in a video about how he was saying he didn't really know how to reply to someone telling him something like that. it went sorta like this; lady he's talking to: yeah my dog died last weekend.. it was really sad... james: yeah.. they do that-
Looking for a specific moment? I got you! 0:00 Arin's parents ask him about roaches / adults are asshole kids that got bigger 3:02 Arin's dad finds the game on the street / Dan's dad runs into the highway to return a hat 4:38 Sex misconceptions / Where do you pee? 6:06 Hanukah / Pretending to know Hebrew 7:42 Au Pairs / Throwing your body / Crushes 12:08 Dan swims in toxic waste 13:15 Arin's Florida home / Where you feel at home 16:47 Dan cant sleep when he discovers Nintendo exists 17:40 Arin jerks off 4 feet from a friends face 26:19 Arin steps on his dog in New Hampshire 27:30 "I don't think Dan is gonna be an athlete" / Arin caught watching lesbian porn / Dan's car "the talk" with Avi 31:30 "Are you cool?" 32:36 Nine Inch Nails / Avi's self-censoring / Laundry basketball hoop 35:02 Avi steps on a fly / "Hi Dan!" 36:08 Dan steals chapstick / "Stick on the fridge I guess..." 38:15 Dan has a heatstroke at Hershey Park 40:38 "Yeah, get the kid's outta here!" / Ice cream guy refuses Canadian quarter / Drowning standing up 44:22 Dan's Bar Mitzfah in Israel / Joey Fat One 49:16 Rascal Flatts scratched CD / "Gimme gimme gimme gimme" 50:35 "My butt's bleeding!" 52:05 Dan's goldfish funeral 54:13 Figuring out how to jack off 57:56 Dan dug the Qumran Caves / Bronies 1:01:43 "Gay is when you like to kiss boys" 1:03:58 Get off your knees you're blowing the game! / Dan punches sister 1:06:54 Dirty Dancing Soundtrack 1:08:11 Making up games 1:11:21 Nate throws up Cheerios 1:12:38 Arin steals Waverace 64 / Pokemon trading scam 1:16:20 Arin does broomstick moves for martial arts instructor 1:20:00 Ross finds porn on the street 1:21:13 Jon' catches Leprechauns 1:24:45 Dan tries to catch the moon 1:25:45 Arin's Paintchat "girlfriend" / Jon gets dumped in a day 1:28:08 Jacob Anderson's N64 gets stolen 1:29:57 More first JO stories 1:31:33 Chuck E Cheese squanders Arin's Skeeball 1:33:00 Numi numi 1:34:23 Dan breaks the snowblower 1:37:24 Dan calls his parents by their first names 1:38:34 "I wanted to stay in my room!" 1:41:33 Doing Kamehamehas towards the sky 1:44:35 Arin barfs into his mom's hands 1:45:47 Dan's adventures with his uncle in the middle of nowhere 1:52:56 Arin goes to an acropolis
Yeah normally people with siblings have a crap ton of story's with/aboit their siblings. But most of their story's are with friends or themselves or even just other family members.
The year is 2038. Leigh Daniel Avidan uses the technological advancements of Brian Wecht to travel back in time thousands and thousands of years to dig an expansive cave system. He then travels forward to tell his 3.5 year old self of his accomplishment.
My gran's partner was a big football fan and I'm pretty sure he used to call the opposing teams cunts, which he would cover up by saying camels, so for many years I thought camel was the most agregious insult imaginable
Dan's fish story is better than mine lol my goldfish was huge when it died and my mom was like "don't worry we'll give him a proper burial" and flushed him down the toilet and the stupid thing got STUCK, so there I was , tears in my eyes, watching as my mother plunged my dead fish out of the toilet
when i was young i thought that a chick could just get pregnant without a dude and i was so terrified i was randomly gonna get pregnant as an eight year old.
The best part about the "jizzed in my friend's bed" story is the stilted chip tune version of _In the Hall of the Mountain King_ that plays for *ten minutes* in the BG
I legitimately cried over Dan's experience with going to Israel and singing during his Bar Mitzvah, like having someone in your family be so proud of you is something I wish I could experience, and it was just a really wholesome thing to hear
Dan speaking Hebrew sounds strange to me, because he DOESN'T sound weird and awkward. I'm so used to English speakers sounding like they're unfamiliar with the concept of vowels when they try to speak Hebrew that having one sound totally normal throws me off.
Man that really sums up Arin perfectly, Dan begins a very emotional and heartfelt story, a Jewish story, a story about his Bar Mitzvah, and the first word out of Arins mouth is Jesus
I remember when one of the Star Wars came out, my friend goes “dude I hears carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford has sex!” And I go “what’s that” And he goes “it’s when you’re making out in the bathroom with the doors locked” And he wasn’t joking we were in like 4th grade
michaelmore 999 when my cousin was like 8 he saw his parents kiss on a sidewalk path at our family reunion and he ran into the cabin next to it where all the kids were and said “MY PARENTS ARE HAVING SEX ON THE SIDEWALK”
Clotted Scream its because people back east always have that little accent. My grandpa says things like "arange" instead of orange and hes also from new jersey
I honestly really love the fact that the Grumps spend their time while recording just...bantering about their lives and stuff they've done or been through. Like they talk about games, too, but they also just talk. It's like they're not even recording; they're just hanging out playing games together and chatting, and we're there with them listening to their conversations.
AND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOON
@@cadigocorart2490 In the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house
Man I remember now why I used to love them so much, they were still getting to know each other for the longest time, they shared so many stories and it was so genuine and eager. It's different now and that's not bad, they've grown alot in terms of mental health and doing their thing, but now I know why the Jontron-early-mid Dan era is my absolute favorite. Now they know each other so well they kinda just play the game now. It never used to be a let's play, they'd play up these stories a little and the delivery was geared towards each other, which made it great.
In my Introduction to Sacred Scripture class, the teacher asked us what Jewish boys had to do for the rite of passage. I was the only one who knew and I answered confidently, she asked if I learned that from previous schooling, I just nodded my head and said yes, but I just remembered Dan’s story.
I've lived in Oregon all my life, and Dan's little quip about Oregon giving him that feeling of home really hit me. It had an effect on me, and honestly restored my love and appreciation for Oregon which had been dwindling lately. You'll probably never see this, Dan, but you made me feel at home again. You're always back anytime you feel homesick.
Sunhat Grooves Same for me honestly. My parents moved from Cali to Oregon when I was 2, and whenever I go back down to SanJose I always wish we never fuckibg moved. But god I still love Oregon.
I live in very southern Washington and am maybe half an hour from Portland, where the company Dan was talking about is located. And honestly I completely understand what he was saying about feeling at home. I'm very comfortable in that area because it's still so near my home but it feels far enough away that I don't need to feel shy or embarrassed in public from fear of seeing someone I know. I'm definitely more comfortable and at home in Oregon than in my own town.
In times of great loss in my life, i always come back to this video. Whether it be short bits of anxiety, full blown panic attacks, times I've lost people to death, times I've lost people to time, breakups, work being hell, struggling with my mental health, being sick, in hospital, or long drives, I've always come back to here. The Grumps can function to me as a support that i dont always have in my real life. I just want to say here that i appreciate the fuck out of this video, and all the other comps you've made. They have gotten me through hell and back.
As a person who was denied a childhood, it's really nice and comforting to hear these childhood stories, almost like them painting a picture for me on what it must have been like
When I was a very young child I was watching cops with my grandma. She wasn’t supposed to be showing me it but I didn’t know that. In the episode they talked about “smoking roaches” because my parents could not tell me what it really meant I had to live thinking people from the hood picked up dead roaches, hollowed them out and smoke them. I avoided those with city accents because I thought they smoked roaches and I just couldn’t like people like that.
Oh god. I remember those. I made it in like... First grade. But the day that the leprechauns were supposed to show up, my parents took me out of school to celebrate my birthday. I don't think anything happened with my trap, though.
Ross: When I was little I would pretend I was a paleontologist and chip away at my toy dinosaurs in ice and act like i discovered them. Arin/Susie/Holly: Awwwwwhhhh that’s so cute. Ross: Yeah I did it naked. Me: 😑 God dammit Ross
I can’t believe Dan gets the feeling of home from Oregon! I live a 20ish minute drive from Portland and man is Oregon pretty great Best places are the suburb areas around Portland (Hillsboro, Tigard, Sherwood, etc) and the coast!!
I love this video. I find lots of these very personal stories to be so honest, pure, and often very relatable. It makes me feel better and less embarrassed about the things I did as a child.
I remember the first time I came back home after being away for so long. Even though everyone said I’d get this homesick feeling, I never did. I never missed the run down condo, or the shitty neighbors who never cleaned up after their dog. I really only missed my mom and that one tree. It was evergreen and I would sit all the way at the top for hours no matter what kind of weather it was. And I’ll never forget the feeling when I pulled into the parking lot and it was gone. It’s been 2 years and sometimes I still cry. My childhood, my safe spot, it was just gone. I don’t know why this video made me feel so sentimental.
To anyone who keeps saying the map at 30:00 looks like a swastika, it's not. Actually, the swastika was more tilted. What you're looking at is the Buddhist manji symbol
Im from Oklahoma and here it's also a symbol in some Native American cultures I'm not really familiar with the history of it but I live on the reservation and there's a small museum near by I used to go to when I was younger that I would see it displayed in
Sonic Nerd21 Wouldn't your hentai folder be offline? Is it saved to your dropbox? Because all you'd have to do choose a password that your parents wouldn't be able to guess. Am I thinking too much into this?
I haven’t watched the grumps in a long time and I forgot how domestic and homey their conversations feel. It feels so soft and friendly and it’s clear they care about each other so much.
52:05 Is it weird that the second I saw Knuckles jump I went, "Oh this is the mortality episode!" Man, jokes aside, this episode had quite an impact on me.
Same about a year ago when i was 18 i had that big ol "Oh shit im gonna fucking die at some point" then a couple days after when i was still freaking out, i came across that episode and it honestly helped me out a ton.
The part where dan was like, I haven’t been read a story in 25 years. Meanwhile I did a dramatic reading the lusty argonian maid for my roommate the other night and he just didn’t appreciate the artistry and effort Into the voices and all that, very sad
“Yea I dug these caves myself” “Carl... are you sure you did?” “Yep” “Well on wiki is says Dan dug them and I say wiki is REAL” “Fine I admit I lied dan dug them” “Thank you for admitting Carl”
this is actuality a really good compilation. I've seen pretty much all of them by now and been a fan for like 4 years watching daily and there is a decent amount I haven't seen before. really good job man, thumbs up.
![Life Stories! Game Grumps compilation [Talking, Soul baring, Real Grumps]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/330ycxKdRdU/mqdefault.jpg)
Dan: I swam in radioactive water and didn't get affected by it
Also Dan: *So my sweat glans don't function*
Epic
Hmmmm
not to be pedantic but "glans" is a part of the penis
He grew a third leg.... it’s his penis
well he'll be fine but his children might be mutated as fuck
Danny: "He had a really hot sister?"
Arin: "no."
Danny: "Ok."
Danny: "He had a really hot mom?"
Arin: *stammers*
👀👀
Timestamp?
@@KarmaDrip good question.🤷
👀👀👀
Danny: yep
Dans kid: "Hey look i got an A are you proud of me?"
Dan: "Sigh..."
"You did a great job..... I guess......"
@@antonymilne1346 for some reason i'm getting a bummer drummer vibe from this, so:
tsss, ts-ts-tsss, ts-ts-tsss
Cassandra Shyu I could hear the drum... I’ve listened to that too much
@@princejermaine7532 WHY AM I SEEING THIS EXACT COMMENT EVERYWHERE
"Just put it on the damn fridge..."
Something about Dan yelling “I wAnTeD tO sTaY iN mY RoOm!” At 1:39:34 gives me life
SOMEBODY PUT TEARS ON MY PILLOW
WHO PUT ALL THESE TEARS HERE!?
“Fine then!”
*FINE!!!!*
🖤 Awwwww Slowpoke is my all-time favorite pokémon! 🖤
I WANTED to *STAY IN MY ROOM!!*
Dan's childhood stories: wholesome, cute story
Arin's childhood stories: "So anyways, I fucked a chicken"
he DID grow up in florida
At least he didn't grow up in Alabamer lol
@@nishikascorpio7830
Poor Nate,,,
@@pecklespeckle1 who's Nate?
@@nishikascorpio7830
Arin's brother.
AlAbAmA
I love hearing stories about Dan's dad. Just, the voice that Dan does for his dad is so amusing to me
"Hey, Dan.... EHHHHHHHHH"
“EHHHHHHHHHHH Bye”
You are not the boss of me love you.
If you hear him, he sounds EXACTLY like that
o0iu9
Dan "Really hot mom?"
Arin "sighs"
Dan "Yup"
Ben Shrimpton i was reading the comments while watching and i read this at the same time that they said that
Ben Shrimpton I
When is this?
@@foolcathatesyou Around after 21 minutes in.
22:02
listening to this like its a podcast while writing a 5 page essay the day before it's due is self care
did you get it in on time?
Yeah i was listening to this while revising for a chemistry test. Game grumps is really calming and therapeutic most of the time actually.
Yo, did you meet the deadline?
Same dude
@@LiminalMashups yuh I'm out here tryna sleep with this magic
"The eight year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent ever."
*DAN CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS VERY. CAREFULLY.*
I was scrolling down and this is the first comment I read!
Michael Mathers uhhhh wut
Michael Mathers what happened
What if Aron actually said that
Right? Lol. I know (hope) Dan would of course never, but that caught me off guard and I was like 👀 until he continued on.
“We swam in toxic waste” -is and thing wrong with you - “no nothings wrong”
(30 mins later) “my sweat glands don’t work”
River Kastner
We need an official timeline here.
Demented Duskull
12:21
38:13
Kirukitsu
That's not what I meant, like when the events actually happened.
Honestly if I didn't have to constantly be sweaty I'd be fine with that
@@eckitronix Yeah until you're body is terrible at cooling itself down when you're overheated, which would be fucking annoying as hell.
What's amazing is when I saw NSP in concert at their MD show Dan took a moment to tell us his parents were in the audience and we all started chanting Avi over and over, then Dan said to chant for his mom Debbie so we did and it was magical. I like to remind myself I was in the same room at Dan and his parents and that life is ok
Aw, I was there too :) I met his Mom after the show briefly not realizing who she was at first, but she was so happy and beaming with pride. It was the sweetest most adorable thing. It's been a while since I've enjoyed being somewhere that much despite the fact that it was so packed
Blessed
Aw that sounds awesome! I wish I was there because I lived right by the concert area but I didn’t buy tickets before they were sold out
That’s awesome, wish I went but I live fricken far😞
This exact thing happened at their NYC concert, too! Avi was sitting in the balcony above mine so I never got to see him. ;[
When Aaron said, “my fish died” and Dan said “they do that.” I thought... what if we said that about people?
“Sorry I couldn’t come to work. My Grandma passed away.”
“Yeah. That do that.”
Theodd1sout (theoddonesout)
breer Search the youtuber TheOdd1sOut
breer it was in a video about how he was saying he didn't really know how to reply to someone telling him something like that. it went sorta like this;
lady he's talking to: yeah my dog died last weekend.. it was really sad...
james: yeah.. they do that-
@@vamppanic I think it's in the subway vid
its spelled arin
Dan swam in toxic waste and says he didnt get hurt by it. *does not have working sweat glands*
A lot pf people experience anhidrosis for multiple reasons, not necessarily due to swimming in toxic waste
AstrosGamer i think its a joke soo....
r/Whooosh
*HAS HORRIFICALLY MALFORMED THUMBS THAT HE USED TO DIG OUT THE QUMRAN CAVES*
Natthew Nater *nervously sweats*
Ah yes childhood stories from when Arin was 46 and Dan was 2.
Arin is 31 years old.
*slow clap*
@@Magvel_ r/wooosh
And he murdered a man
Holy shit...I just realized that. 46 & 2. MY SHADOWS! SHEDDING SKIN!! IVE BEEN PICKIN! MY SCABS AGAIN!
dan: likes girl
dan's body: d e a c t i v a t e
That’s every man to have ever exist except for Trudeau
Who the hell ruined the 420 likes on this comment, that would’ve been so good
*Windows shut down sound*
i’m the 666th like-
I’m gonna pre
As a kid, I always thought the Kamehameha never worked because I couldn't scream loud enough or long enough.
Yes I graduated.
Congrats. :0
I thought the same thing... I dropped out after I failed to graduate
What's your power level?
@@ninjabluefyre3815 At least over 0
Once I tried rasengan I wasted a week of my life to try rasengan like u know the water balloon thing I tried that
30:28 Dan: Cause you know, Jews get really bored on Christmas so
Me: *Stares at the map on top left*
It's not a swastika. It's the manji symbol in Buddhism or Hinduism.
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
SHIT!
Darth Nihilus wow, thanks. More information to ruin a joke.
HOLY FUCK
I noticed it and looked if someone else did and omg
Looking for a specific moment? I got you!
0:00 Arin's parents ask him about roaches / adults are asshole kids that got bigger
3:02 Arin's dad finds the game on the street / Dan's dad runs into the highway to return a hat
4:38 Sex misconceptions / Where do you pee?
6:06 Hanukah / Pretending to know Hebrew
7:42 Au Pairs / Throwing your body / Crushes
12:08 Dan swims in toxic waste
13:15 Arin's Florida home / Where you feel at home
16:47 Dan cant sleep when he discovers Nintendo exists
17:40 Arin jerks off 4 feet from a friends face
26:19 Arin steps on his dog in New Hampshire
27:30 "I don't think Dan is gonna be an athlete" / Arin caught watching lesbian porn / Dan's car "the talk" with Avi
31:30 "Are you cool?"
32:36 Nine Inch Nails / Avi's self-censoring / Laundry basketball hoop
35:02 Avi steps on a fly / "Hi Dan!"
36:08 Dan steals chapstick / "Stick on the fridge I guess..."
38:15 Dan has a heatstroke at Hershey Park
40:38 "Yeah, get the kid's outta here!" / Ice cream guy refuses Canadian quarter / Drowning standing up
44:22 Dan's Bar Mitzfah in Israel / Joey Fat One
49:16 Rascal Flatts scratched CD / "Gimme gimme gimme gimme"
50:35 "My butt's bleeding!"
52:05 Dan's goldfish funeral
54:13 Figuring out how to jack off
57:56 Dan dug the Qumran Caves / Bronies
1:01:43 "Gay is when you like to kiss boys"
1:03:58 Get off your knees you're blowing the game! / Dan punches sister
1:06:54 Dirty Dancing Soundtrack
1:08:11 Making up games
1:11:21 Nate throws up Cheerios
1:12:38 Arin steals Waverace 64 / Pokemon trading scam
1:16:20 Arin does broomstick moves for martial arts instructor
1:20:00 Ross finds porn on the street
1:21:13 Jon' catches Leprechauns
1:24:45 Dan tries to catch the moon
1:25:45 Arin's Paintchat "girlfriend" / Jon gets dumped in a day
1:28:08 Jacob Anderson's N64 gets stolen
1:29:57 More first JO stories
1:31:33 Chuck E Cheese squanders Arin's Skeeball
1:33:00 Numi numi
1:34:23 Dan breaks the snowblower
1:37:24 Dan calls his parents by their first names
1:38:34 "I wanted to stay in my room!"
1:41:33 Doing Kamehamehas towards the sky
1:44:35 Arin barfs into his mom's hands
1:45:47 Dan's adventures with his uncle in the middle of nowhere
1:52:56 Arin goes to an acropolis
You rule
From the bottom of my heart, Thank you ❤
OMFG THANK YOUU
You are amazing! ❤
My man~
i always forget they have siblings they give such a only child vibe
Same. Especially with Arin for some reason.
*an
Who
Cares
@@diplomatofthesosbrigade931
Yeah normally people with siblings have a crap ton of story's with/aboit their siblings. But most of their story's are with friends or themselves or even just other family members.
@@immortalsausages5501 #grammarnazi
The year is 2038. Leigh Daniel Avidan uses the technological advancements of Brian Wecht to travel back in time thousands and thousands of years to dig an expansive cave system. He then travels forward to tell his 3.5 year old self of his accomplishment.
This is so *GOD DAMMED PRECIOUS*
Leigh*
@@rocaydran big mcthankies from mcspankies
@@beliandraMinecraft :)
The wikipedia got closed due to vandalism, lol just waiting for new year so we can re edit it >:)
What my family says to not cuss in front of me
Mom: “shhhhhhhugar!”
Dad: “Sheit”
Brother: “Fudge!”
Papa: “shhhhhhhhhhhht!”
Nana: “WeLl FiDdLeStIcKs!”
My gran's partner was a big football fan and I'm pretty sure he used to call the opposing teams cunts, which he would cover up by saying camels, so for many years I thought camel was the most agregious insult imaginable
Wow your dad and papa sound awesome
drunk uncle at thanksgiving: *deep inhale* 'ni- [sorry for the interruption, we are experiencing technical difficulties]
Dan's fish story is better than mine lol my goldfish was huge when it died and my mom was like "don't worry we'll give him a proper burial" and flushed him down the toilet and the stupid thing got STUCK, so there I was , tears in my eyes, watching as my mother plunged my dead fish out of the toilet
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Sorry
Well fuck man dont put a dead animal where you drink
R/cursedcomments
everyday we stray further from god
Manic 🏳️🌈LOLOLOLOLOL
when i was young i thought that a chick could just get pregnant without a dude and i was so terrified i was randomly gonna get pregnant as an eight year old.
@AceFailure lol good brother. (No sarcasm) reminds me of the shit i told my siblings
The virgin Mary scared a lot of young religious girls id assume
I THOUGHT THAT TOO! Obviously not that I would get pregnant but yeah I didn’t know that a guy was involved
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS THE SAME WAY
man same but then i thought that when a man and a woman hugged she would automatically get pregnant
35:14 ok but just imagine baby dan on the floor staring at a fruit fly it's the purest thing omf
Eyes wide and full of wonder.
*SMUSH*
_“HI DAN!”_
@@Crim_5009 (tears up)
@@Crim_5009 MURDERERRRRRRR
"There was this girl, so hot, she was like eight." -Arin Hanson
David PlusUltra
‘The eight year old ones are the best’-Dan
*Law and Order*
Why don't you take a sit.?
r/nocontext
@@wowdogememe1541 huh?
The best part about the "jizzed in my friend's bed" story is the stilted chip tune version of _In the Hall of the Mountain King_ that plays for *ten minutes* in the BG
yes
Yes
yes
yes
Yes
"Florida sucks!" -arin
I live here and I can guarantee 100% that that is the truth
But everyone is crazy there so at least you have some comedy there
I beg to differ I'm from Texas
How do you guys have any forests left at all by this point with all the fires you get every year???
I can confirm this
Holy shit your profile picture gave me so much nostalgia
"Ha ha. This is a bread I have yet to taste"
-8 year old Dan
"it gets you closer to god to feel pain right?"
"who told you that?"
"trent reznor"
Trent Resin Or, you mean.
Trench Raisin
@@shiningarmor2838 I will forever remember Trent Reznor as Trent Resin from that stupid Mark Zuckerberg thing.
I legitimately cried over Dan's experience with going to Israel and singing during his Bar Mitzvah, like having someone in your family be so proud of you is something I wish I could experience, and it was just a really wholesome thing to hear
34:43
"'Night boys, see you tomorrow..."
Clunking
"DAMMIT!"
xD
My favorite moment
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
LMAO
Arin is a very open person
Very
*I'm not forgetting that story*
Sacrificing privacy for comedy
@RectalDiscourse beautiful
@RectalDiscourse or the one.
Dan: (jokingly) I’ve got all my stuff in the kitchen
Arin: (nervously) no he did
"The eight year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent ever..."
-Daniel Avidaniel
FBI OPEN UP
When I was 8, I watched Minecraft porn.
Now I'm contemplating my life choices.
ya yeet
And now you're nine
9 and a half!
@@madcap3450 almost ten!
For some reason, no content is more cathartic than compilations of Dan and Arin telling stories. They really set my heart at ease!
Dan speaking Hebrew sounds strange to me, because he DOESN'T sound weird and awkward.
I'm so used to English speakers sounding like they're unfamiliar with the concept of vowels when they try to speak Hebrew that having one sound totally normal throws me off.
@Spalien Acecraft And his name with the letters rearranged is Lufffy Fulff
Your name transformed into one word is yuffffffull
Your name with no letters is
danny has said before that he spoke hebrew as a kid
@@anarmadillowithagun Which makes perfect sense considering his family, but that doesn't really detract from my point I don't think?
Man that really sums up Arin perfectly, Dan begins a very emotional and heartfelt story, a Jewish story, a story about his Bar Mitzvah, and the first word out of Arins mouth is Jesus
Ross: I picked them out with ice.
Arin, Suzi, Holly:that's so cute!
Ross: Yeah I did it naked
I remember when one of the Star Wars came out, my friend goes “dude I hears carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford has sex!”
And I go “what’s that”
And he goes “it’s when you’re making out in the bathroom with the doors locked”
And he wasn’t joking we were in like 4th grade
michaelmore 999 when my cousin was like 8 he saw his parents kiss on a sidewalk path at our family reunion and he ran into the cabin next to it where all the kids were and said “MY PARENTS ARE HAVING SEX ON THE SIDEWALK”
Both of your stories give me life 😂
How do you not know what sex is in 4th grade lol?
@@Fillardmillmore You underestimate the power of being an extremely sheltered child-
*Wanos is my keyboard*
"ELLO SUE! do you like... bread?"
@DrKlRd
Uh huh uh huh uh huh
It's like they predicted the entirety of r/tinder.
OOI HOW DO U FANCY UR BREAD
I love that Dan is into Izzard. Love his stuff as well.
@DrKlRd thanks, I got it from JCPenney
I love the way Dan says stuff like “Farrest” instead of Forrest
Clotted Scream “Flarida”
Hahrror
Clotted Scream its because people back east always have that little accent. My grandpa says things like "arange" instead of orange and hes also from new jersey
Brendan Patterson i know!!! I love it so much!!! Like how my mom from Texas says ayggs instead of eggs 💖🌸🌸🌸
Flahrida, fahrest, (etc...)
I still love how accurate Dan's impression of his dad is. The first time I heard his voice on the show, it blew my mind.
I honestly really love the fact that the Grumps spend their time while recording just...bantering about their lives and stuff they've done or been through. Like they talk about games, too, but they also just talk. It's like they're not even recording; they're just hanging out playing games together and chatting, and we're there with them listening to their conversations.
the story about dan trying to grab the moon made me cry its so cute
until it got demonic and stuff i guess
peachy - pfff
AND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOON
Timestamp?
@@cadigocorart2490 In the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house
"i have a good kid"
*kid grows up to be a pothead for a period of time*
"yeahhhh"
Are u implying pot is bad doe
Hollow Guy I believe it’s only bad when you have a complete addiction and can’t function at all without it.
@@mageofdoomsie1598 ah well I agree with u on that. Too much of anything is horrible. Unless its ur mum owo lolololololol
@@inaminute1826 don't you fucking owo me lolol
i think you mean
"ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Man I remember now why I used to love them so much, they were still getting to know each other for the longest time, they shared so many stories and it was so genuine and eager. It's different now and that's not bad, they've grown alot in terms of mental health and doing their thing, but now I know why the Jontron-early-mid Dan era is my absolute favorite. Now they know each other so well they kinda just play the game now. It never used to be a let's play, they'd play up these stories a little and the delivery was geared towards each other, which made it great.
At age 6 I was born without a face.
Misery Go Round really 9
I’ve seen your profile pic and it’s fucked up
Indulge us, please
@@InconceivableOne :D
Misery Go Round
What's it from?
*AT AGE 6 I WAS BORN WITHOUT A FACE*
People who put the episodes and time stamps in the description are definitely going to heaven
1:13: 34
In my Introduction to Sacred Scripture class, the teacher asked us what Jewish boys had to do for the rite of passage. I was the only one who knew and I answered confidently, she asked if I learned that from previous schooling, I just nodded my head and said yes, but I just remembered Dan’s story.
34:49 I now can only imagine Arin's dad is Kelso from That 70's show.
YES
OW! My eye
Y E S
I need to see a picture of Danny with blue hair and or dreadlocks oh my god
*-imagining the image-*
*maybe not* ...
@@irkenpony17 lol
1:34:01
Genuinely helps me sleep. God bless you, Dan.
ZWS Pictures MIYAYAHEEEE MIYAYAHHOO MIYAHAHAHA
if anyone comes up to you and says “I fancy you” in a British accent, marry them
edit: this was a joke
The kind of people who say that usually aren't the people you want, unless your into low class middle age druggies. From what I've viewed here anyway.
@h y'all gotta watch Eddie izzard talk about it, his comedy is unparalleled
Or you’re in a Jane Austen novel
Anyone who's spent any real time in England knows this is terrible advice.
You ruined the joke by saying it was a joke
I want an NSP song about how 4 year old Danny Sexbang made the Qumram Caves
so much
🎶Here's a fact you haven't heard before
Dan made Qumram caves when he was just 4🎶
I've lived in Oregon all my life, and Dan's little quip about Oregon giving him that feeling of home really hit me. It had an effect on me, and honestly restored my love and appreciation for Oregon which had been dwindling lately. You'll probably never see this, Dan, but you made me feel at home again. You're always back anytime you feel homesick.
I also live in Oregon
Dude same, oregon time
Sunhat Grooves Same for me honestly. My parents moved from Cali to Oregon when I was 2, and whenever I go back down to SanJose I always wish we never fuckibg moved. But god I still love Oregon.
I live in very southern Washington and am maybe half an hour from Portland, where the company Dan was talking about is located. And honestly I completely understand what he was saying about feeling at home. I'm very comfortable in that area because it's still so near my home but it feels far enough away that I don't need to feel shy or embarrassed in public from fear of seeing someone I know. I'm definitely more comfortable and at home in Oregon than in my own town.
Sunhat Grooves yeah here in oregon is really nice
In times of great loss in my life, i always come back to this video. Whether it be short bits of anxiety, full blown panic attacks, times I've lost people to death, times I've lost people to time, breakups, work being hell, struggling with my mental health, being sick, in hospital, or long drives, I've always come back to here. The Grumps can function to me as a support that i dont always have in my real life.
I just want to say here that i appreciate the fuck out of this video, and all the other comps you've made. They have gotten me through hell and back.
49:35 I love how Dan tells the story of the song he had looping and his dad getting a bit ticked.
A gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme e
Friend: dude you want some pizza?
Me: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
"DAN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!"
"I DON'T CARE! I WANTED TO STAY IN MY ROOM!"
Cracked me up real good, still giggling XD
Arin: I pointed towards the sky so if I fired the Kamehameha i wouldn't hurt anyone.
Also Arin: Look at MY copy of WaveRace....
He'll steal all your shit but he won't hurt a soul
Video
Dad story’s: 50%
Jewish story’s: 25%
School story’s: 24%
Everything else: 1%
Stories**
The video is just stories with "stories" in the title
what about the penis stories-
JO stories
JO stories (Arin) 50%
This is the reason I love this show. Stories about life from two funny dudes.
stories from a couple of cards
Wes Papes crazy thing is dan and Arin been through so much to get where they’re at now.
Same
:)
just guys being dudes!
The voice Dan has for his dad is giving me life
Maybe the reason Dan doesn't have actively working sweat glands is because the swim he took in the chemical dump
HOLY SHIT
One of my earliest memories with my dad is him teaching me to flip off my neighbors
As in... Jim Nabors?
shoulda taught you how to spell first probably..
*n a b o r s*
Dude i suck ass at spelling my 2 grade teacher was a bitch
Ah, family traditions....
As a person who was denied a childhood, it's really nice and comforting to hear these childhood stories, almost like them painting a picture for me on what it must have been like
this is such a comforting video for a lonely night. :)
You’re dang right they are
They're still as good for nights of self-isolation.
it feels like they’re telling me this story. even paused it a couple times and told my own
True true lol
it's the absolute best :)
"The 8 year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent"
DAN NO!
Pedo bear
AAAAAAAaAA
* knock knock *
Hello, we're from the FBI, have you seen a tall Jewish guy with wack ass thumbs?
Dane Langnes and he also doesn’t have working sweat glands.
@@Frostyman452 ah, yes, how could I forget
Dan's dad literally running into traffic to get his hat back is the sweetest MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD
The "My butt's bleeding" Joke broke me, I can't stop laughing while my parents question why I'm dying of laughter.
When I was a very young child I was watching cops with my grandma. She wasn’t supposed to be showing me it but I didn’t know that. In the episode they talked about “smoking roaches” because my parents could not tell me what it really meant I had to live thinking people from the hood picked up dead roaches, hollowed them out and smoke them. I avoided those with city accents because I thought they smoked roaches and I just couldn’t like people like that.
Carto 40 when I was in elementary school the kids would probably do that if they had a lighter and a couple of bugs 😂
HOLY SHIT!!! 😂😂😂
i want that on my gravestone
"WHO PUT ALL THESE TEARS ON MY PILLOW??"
1:25:43 sorry i need it
I did leprechaun traps in pre-school and the teacher always made an excuse as to why the leprechaun never came
Sorry, Michael, but your leprechaun trap was shit.
Well Timmy, since you put fucking Twislers in the trap, the leprechaun didn't show up for you.
I REMEMBER THIS!! Thank you for gifting me with a long lost kindergarten memory
Oh god. I remember those. I made it in like... First grade. But the day that the leprechauns were supposed to show up, my parents took me out of school to celebrate my birthday. I don't think anything happened with my trap, though.
I understand why it would be hard to tell a room full of kids that leprechauns are endangered because of urbanization.
There's a lot of lore being dropped in this mega-cut..
l o r e
v o r e
Y O R E
*o o r e*
Yolk
“It’s just Jews and Chinese people there.”
And one Caucasian girl cuz she has no friends or family to see on Christmas :’)
@@goshagrandchild6500
But interesting.
Danny, all of your friend is here.
He's still a virgin, and he will be for a while
Sad Hoshi?!
@@opalpersonal no, Ninja Sex Party
Sent birthday invites.
His hair is wild
Ross: When I was little I would pretend I was a paleontologist and chip away at my toy dinosaurs in ice and act like i discovered them.
Arin/Susie/Holly: Awwwwwhhhh that’s so cute.
Ross: Yeah I did it naked.
Me: 😑 God dammit Ross
MegaSalad McDribblez your dog is so cute 😭
did you ever have those dino digging kits with plastic dinos were youd get a little block of clay and youd get a tool and youd need to dig for bones
@@yendo1774 oh yeah I remember that, it's called fossil fighters.
I can’t believe Dan gets the feeling of home from Oregon!
I live a 20ish minute drive from Portland and man is Oregon pretty great
Best places are the suburb areas around Portland (Hillsboro, Tigard, Sherwood, etc) and the coast!!
Home grown Oregonian here. From Portland originally and now on the coAst. It’s spectacular here. No place like it
I love this video. I find lots of these very personal stories to be so honest, pure, and often very relatable. It makes me feel better and less embarrassed about the things I did as a child.
I was thrown off by hearing Jon's voice. Most compilation videos don't have Jon era stuff in them.
That's usually because there's not much to work with because it was just one year. Or just lack of material. Whatever seems more likely.
@The Last Wind Waker, I like your name
It says Game Grumps compilation, not Game Grumps Arin and Dan compilation.
I would like to see Jon do an episode with Dan
I was thrown off by googling "Dan's thumbs". And I would suggest it to anyone.
I remember the first time I came back home after being away for so long. Even though everyone said I’d get this homesick feeling, I never did. I never missed the run down condo, or the shitty neighbors who never cleaned up after their dog. I really only missed my mom and that one tree. It was evergreen and I would sit all the way at the top for hours no matter what kind of weather it was. And I’ll never forget the feeling when I pulled into the parking lot and it was gone. It’s been 2 years and sometimes I still cry. My childhood, my safe spot, it was just gone. I don’t know why this video made me feel so sentimental.
So danny swam in a chem lake... that would explain the hair with the mind of its own.. literally
Or his non-functioning sweat glands lol
Or his strange thumbs...
@@TheLugiaSong they were there before he went swimming there
*monster noises* Bagels
@@Josh-mr2el I know, I was joking lol
34:50 is the most dad-like damn it I have ever heard.
Every time Dan's dad does the eeeehhhhhh thing, I'm just imagining a heart monitor flatlining
Maybe swimming in that chemical waste dump of a lake is why Danny has so many tummy-troubles.
Jewish tummies and Toxic waste'll do it.
WayWardWanderer Or doesn’t have good sweat glands
Pheonyx Jay he’s not the only person who had that problem. And those don’t occur from toxic waste
Ash Hill Can you just let a joke happen or no?
29:10 I forgot that Ganondorf was a huge fan of the nazis. Let’s talk about that map in the top left
Finally someone else saw it
wtf i love Ganondorf now
Oh my god I just noticed the map
I said this 5 months ago and people still see it
That's the good swastika, not the bad one. The nazi one points to the right and is tilted.
Dan making his paternal grandpa proud was so heartwarming.
To anyone who keeps saying the map at 30:00 looks like a swastika, it's not. Actually, the swastika was more tilted. What you're looking at is the Buddhist manji symbol
Ironically people used to think this meant peace like this one ☮️. But now it means evil German guy screaming and killing people.
no, I believe it was still a swastica, however before the nazis took it as their emblem, the swastica depicted the 4 L's, Love, Life, Light, and Luck.
@@yellobo it used to be a compressed depiction of the cross, too
Im from Oklahoma and here it's also a symbol in some Native American cultures I'm not really familiar with the history of it but I live on the reservation and there's a small museum near by I used to go to when I was younger that I would see it displayed in
JSteve the good old ‘Windmill of Friendship’
Does anyone see the new one on ABC that goes like "It's 7pm, do you know what your child is doing online?"
Oh just normal things *deletes hentai folder*
Sonic Nerd21 Wouldn't your hentai folder be offline? Is it saved to your dropbox? Because all you'd have to do choose a password that your parents wouldn't be able to guess.
Am I thinking too much into this?
@@BigT.Larrity probably.
I feel like that's a legitimate question to ask. I was WAAAAAY too young when I stumbled across my first porn site lol
N0cturnl yes.
I haven’t watched the grumps in a long time and I forgot how domestic and homey their conversations feel. It feels so soft and friendly and it’s clear they care about each other so much.
I like how Arin named his Pokémon Mr. Mart for the Walmart story.
"Looking Good: I Get Fatter, You Stay The Same..."
How ISN'T that a mainstream quote/deeply-rooted in today's society?
44:33
When Arin said he would read Dan a story my heart just explodes with wholesomeness
52:05
Is it weird that the second I saw Knuckles jump I went, "Oh this is the mortality episode!"
Man, jokes aside, this episode had quite an impact on me.
Same about a year ago when i was 18 i had that big ol "Oh shit im gonna fucking die at some point" then a couple days after when i was still freaking out, i came across that episode and it honestly helped me out a ton.
1:08:51 I can't stop laughing at the noise Arin made here.
It still gets me every time hahahaa
same XD
The part where dan was like, I haven’t been read a story in 25 years. Meanwhile I did a dramatic reading the lusty argonian maid for my roommate the other night and he just didn’t appreciate the artistry and effort Into the voices and all that, very sad
I always thought that Dan's impresion of his Dad sounded like the dad vampire from Hotel Transylvania 😂.....
dan's impression of his dad sounds nothing like adam sandler?
@@thefool5922 you dare speak my name?
Brandonez Doofenshmirtz DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED
“Yea I dug these caves myself”
“Carl... are you sure you did?”
“Yep”
“Well on wiki is says Dan dug them and I say wiki is REAL”
“Fine I admit I lied dan dug them”
“Thank you for admitting Carl”
18:19 I love that it jumpcuts from "I don't wanna tell it" STRAIGHT TO Arin telling the story :'D
this is actuality a really good compilation. I've seen pretty much all of them by now and been a fan for like 4 years watching daily and there is a decent amount I haven't seen before. really good job man, thumbs up.