I was thinking the same thing! You are going to smell a roasted body in your car, and what happens if he soiled himself upon death? You really want to sit on that and smell that combo? Pee-yew!
These are all such classics. The guy in the MagnaVolt ad just does it perfectly. When he turns and says, "And it won't run down your battery." it is just the perfect commercial moment.
The remake didn’t understand what made the satirical societal humour of the original great. This movie has the Star Wars program, Nukem, and the idea of America becoming a dull consumer nation. The robocop remake had Fox News
@@libertyprime619 the apparent criticism of society in the remake feels hypocrite because the movie as a product incurred in the same it "attacks." The cyborg is not turned into a machine except they meant a machine of years xP
@@ReinoldFZ yes but the fact that alex thinks he's fully in control when he's really not (when he's in combat) gives the new theme of free will which I think was awesome. Also the fact that alex is better than the machine and him having his memories add better depth to the story
I love that the designer hearts have warranties. Like in the off chance that your new heart stopped working, you'd be able to last long enough to get to the hospital and negotiate the warranty on your heart
@oldworldorder4ever I saw the exact same clip you've seen. Absolutely historic, isn't it? If humanity gets to remember this chapter, it will remember them.
That was also another part of the satire. An anti-theft system so convoluted and dangerous that it was pretty much guaranteed to kill somebody....but in the capitalist RoboCop society of lawyers and consumerism, big companies would pay hush-money to "protect" their intellectual property. 🤣
Well, the ozone was destroyed according to the commercial, but total loss of the ozone and life really can't exist. Anyways, what I laugh hard about is the Surgeon General's warning. "Frequent use will cause skin cancer!" Sounds like the side effects of many pharmaceutical drugs.
@@happisakshappiplace.6588 Sigh, it feels so good to have the BEST healthcare in the world. Then again, my work pays for my health insurance here in America (feeling smugger)
@Jay I think it can be done. For the "greatest country in the world" with the "greatest minds", there can be a way to ensure every American healthcare. Hell, the military budget is beyond overbloated. Maybe it's time to stop piling tons of taxpayer money towards death and funnel it towards life. There's a lot of wasteful parasites in the insurance industry that need to be "culled" in a way that will save a ton of cash. Thus making M4A more feasible. Problem is, in America, greed is the name of the game.
All Paul Verhoeven's action scifi film's of this era are cynically drenched in black humour and have amazing satirical TV/broadcast bits: Starship Troopers, Robocop and Total Recall.
Jaime D I’m just describing a movie, not espousing a political preference. If I told you that “The Birth of a Nation” was about romanticizing the South’s rejection of Reconstruction and a screed against racial integration, would you label me a Klansman?
I feel like I actually wrote all these commercials after drinking a bottle of Four Roses and just dont fully remember. I'd buy every one of these things.
Actually, since the organization responsible for the Ozone layer can ban anything they please without answering to anyone, the hole has actually begun to shrink.
@@XX-sp3tt (Thinking to myself: Why must there ALWAYS be a some idiot who does not get the sense of humor in a comment, but responds as if the comment is has any meaning in life? I can't stand today's young people & the millennial generation.
It's the way the model reads the script, "without the ozone layer," [buy this product and be happy and beautiful], as-if such an outcome is something we could live with, just, casually waltz on past a key milestone of doom like it's nothing more than a new marketable opportunity. It's a perfect statement on tunnel-visioned 'adaptability'.
I love how he says embarrassing alarm noise. Yeah somebody tried to steal my car and my embarrassing alarm system startled my neighbour's dog I'm so humiliated.
The irony is after this video, I get an ad for cloud-based online learning... a technology that even this movie would not have envisioned in its current form. .
I'm pretty sure MagnaVolt would get rid of that new car smell in a hurry.
I was thinking the same thing! You are going to smell a roasted body in your car, and what happens if he soiled himself upon death? You really want to sit on that and smell that combo? Pee-yew!
MagnaVolt would be good for Buritto Night.
they should have done a collab with magic tree....
@@rockineighties you pay for someone to clean it. usually it's the same store where you bought the Magnavolt
My mag 5 has. Auto body disposal, a full shrinkable fridge, of course sunblock 5001 cancer free, and 9 scent changers
These are all such classics. The guy in the MagnaVolt ad just does it perfectly. When he turns and says, "And it won't run down your battery." it is just the perfect commercial moment.
I want to say that guy is the same guy who played in the tv show Brimstone.
@@Hungry_Tree_Ghost Yep, John Glover.
Isn't he the guy who played Daniel Clamp in Gremlins 2? 😁
@@stuartwesthall Yep. He was also one of the bad guys in the Mel Gibson movie “Payback”.
MagnaVolt. Lethal response.
The 2014 remake just didn't get it. These commercials were part of what made this movie work.
They just made it a generic action movie instead of the self deprecating societal humour masterpiece the original was
The remake didn’t understand what made the satirical societal humour of the original great. This movie has the Star Wars program, Nukem, and the idea of America becoming a dull consumer nation. The robocop remake had Fox News
@@paulzan2246 the remake was good in it's own right it gets unwarneted hate becayse they compare it to the original movie when it won't work that way
@@libertyprime619 the apparent criticism of society in the remake feels hypocrite because the movie as a product incurred in the same it "attacks." The cyborg is not turned into a machine except they meant a machine of years xP
@@ReinoldFZ yes but the fact that alex thinks he's fully in control when he's really not (when he's in combat) gives the new theme of free will which I think was awesome. Also the fact that alex is better than the machine and him having his memories add better depth to the story
1:37 “That’s it buster.. NO MORE MILITARY AID” love that one 😂
Me? I love the quotation from the movie "Shocker"....
"No More Mr. Nice Guy!"
Biden should be saying this line to Netenyahu, but he doesn't have the guts.
@@lauramolony Or the brain cells
Donald Trumps Game now.
😄👍
"CAUTION: Frequent use will cause skin cancer."
and she's legit covered in it, head to toe.
What is considered frequent use.
Haha regular sunblock causes cancer too
The irony is that skin cancer cases grows in the same level as the use of sunblocks grows. Check the statistics from 50 decades ago
As if the sun itself isn't enough.
I'll buy that for a dollar
It's now $1.25
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was funny af
@@grantorino2325 F Joe Biden
It's "I'd", not I'll.
Why does Nukem look like it would be fun to play?
It probably would be! I just hope they use actual miniaturized nuclear poppers to create that "atomic cloud", lol!
There's a tabletop card game called Nuclear War which is pretty fun.
Rangeleon The Random 251 - it seems like a combination of Risk and Battleship
Nukem is a game I would actually want to play with my family
Because it is.
(Approved by Pakistan)
I love that the designer hearts have warranties. Like in the off chance that your new heart stopped working, you'd be able to last long enough to get to the hospital and negotiate the warranty on your heart
They actually do have warranties on them, in real life. They're one of the few implanted medical devices that do.
I wouldn't go with Jensen Though
So, Yamaha then?
@@ThrilloVanHouten YOU PICK THE HEART
I love the sheer irony in that Sunblock 5000 commercial LMAO
"I'd buy this for a dollar."
-Duke Nukem
Nukem is still more wholesome than most entertainment today.
@Annihilate MAGA Cult So cool!
You can turn on the news and watch this game being played
@oldworldorder4ever I saw the exact same clip you've seen. Absolutely historic, isn't it? If humanity gets to remember this chapter, it will remember them.
Commercials to make you say "I'd Buy That for a Dollar"
i actually like those fragments of a movie, because it shows so much about society robocop belongs to
I love the way the glamorous model scoops out a whole fistful of Sunblock 5000 like she's about to have a paint throwing fight.
Isn't that Selma Hayek?
@@SporeMurph It's Fabiana Udenio, the actress who played Alotta Fagina in Austin Powers.
@@SporeMurph No, its Alotta Fagina.
@@SporeMurph it's Alotta Fagina from Austin Powers
I had heart surgery two years ago, my Jensen/Yamaha is going strong. Thanks Jensen/Yamaha!
That’s great to hear! But not surprising, because, remember… We Care (TM)
Damn I think I have to watch this film again. I was a child when I watched it. Full of sarcasm. Nice!
Gives new meaning to the phrase “nuclear family”
the imagining of such a dystopian Detroit and social norms, only gives you the chills about today's world
Funny thing is the future Detroit in Robocop is actually better than the one we got.
@@neoasura Yeah this world sucks in the worst possible ways
You can tell a lot about a society just by watching its commercials
Guess that's why Ozymandias watched 100 TV screens at once in _Watchmen._
This is like watching a live action Rick and Morty's interdimensional commercials
😳
*Brrrp*
We got to go Morty.
This is one of f**** up dimensions.
Robocop did it before Rick&Morty.
Who's ricky and morty?
@angeloluna529 An overrated piece of shi* that ruined Adult Swim.
Can you imagine if Magna Volt backfires/malfunctions like the Ed-209 and gets its very own driver☹️
That's what I thought a LONG time ago.
That's part of the joke
That was also another part of the satire. An anti-theft system so convoluted and dangerous that it was pretty much guaranteed to kill somebody....but in the capitalist RoboCop society of lawyers and consumerism, big companies would pay hush-money to "protect" their intellectual property. 🤣
Would've imagine the river of lawsuits 😂 or recompensations, but they'd probably avoid paying a cent.
This is called tesla
sunblock 500: it won't do shit for your skin, but it'll make you look like a Navi !!
Well, the ozone was destroyed according to the commercial, but total loss of the ozone and life really can't exist. Anyways, what I laugh hard about is the Surgeon General's warning. "Frequent use will cause skin cancer!" Sounds like the side effects of many pharmaceutical drugs.
It's a Californian commercial they put cancer warnings on bottled water.
She even talks like a Navi
i love how it’s not even may, it’s will, pretty much saying that you can choose between getting skin cancer from uv rays or sp 5000
This commercials predicted the future.
Not accurately
@@MrRyan-wu4jx you're not reading between the lines of this commercial.
@@cr-cn4ky none of this happened though, it was leftist fear mongering lmao.
@@lordteapot9740 u a trumper?
It's either "this commercial" or "these commercials", dumbass.
The Sunblock 5000 commercial ad would be if Avatar was made in the 90s.
@Trantor The Troll You do realize this is meant to be a joke, right?
more like Captain Planet’s gf
Lady Smurf
mystique
0:23 In South Africa they use a similar system in the form of a flamethrower to deter would be bandits.
Is that still legal there?
@@Metalman200xdamnit Unfortunately no, however, another system was made based off that system that uses pepper spray.
@@marknel3863 That is crazy. If anything they need it there more than ever.
@@Metalman200xdamnit Yes.....this place has gone wild. Crime is everywhere.
....and cross south Africa OFF the list.
I loved the commercials in RoboCop,they were entertaining. Why do most commercials suck?
I remember one where a guy working in a office shoots himself in the head over losing his bank account cause he didnt use OCP insurance.
I think that commercial was in -Robocop 3-
EDIT: It's in Robocop 2
@@MSharif3D no it was in the second movie
@@fortminor85 Ahh my mistake, thanks for the correction!
@@MSharif3D No problem : )
I think it was OCP Communications😊
To this day it makes a lot sense that Yamaha would make hearts
With state of the art titanium valves and high speed blood pressure pumping
YamaHeart (TM) ❤
"and remember, we care" is all I think about whenever someone defends the US Private Healthcare system.
feel free to fund free healthcare for everyone....with your money.
@@lordteapot9740 I already do. So does everyone else. 👍
@@lordteapot9740 Sigh so good to have free health care in the UK. No bills for thousands of dollars for the simplest of treatments. (Feeling smug.)
@@happisakshappiplace.6588 Sigh, it feels so good to have the BEST healthcare in the world. Then again, my work pays for my health insurance here in America (feeling smugger)
@Jay I think it can be done. For the "greatest country in the world" with the "greatest minds", there can be a way to ensure every American healthcare.
Hell, the military budget is beyond overbloated. Maybe it's time to stop piling tons of taxpayer money towards death and funnel it towards life.
There's a lot of wasteful parasites in the insurance industry that need to be "culled" in a way that will save a ton of cash. Thus making M4A more feasible.
Problem is, in America, greed is the name of the game.
Damn, Bruce Wayne doesn't mess around with car security
I loved this. Classic
Would've went for the car with the open window personally...
that junker?
But how could one resist the temptation of that beautiful Ford probe?
lol..why?
I now want all this stuff.
33 years later and I’m still waiting for the game nukes
!
I bet they had fun making these commercials back in the day.
That sunblock commercial and the disclaimer right after are where we are at now with corperate pharmaceuticals.
1st commercial magnavolt the commercial guy was in Gremlins 2 right as the CEO of the company Billy was working for .
He was Lionel Luther in Smallville and he was in Scrooged with Bill Murray.
Is jhon glover
RoboCop and Running Man. Both those movies have been reasonably accurate at predicting the world in 2020.
And the model for the sun block commercial is the lovely Fabiana Udenio!
Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
All Paul Verhoeven's action scifi film's of this era are cynically drenched in black humour and have amazing satirical TV/broadcast bits: Starship Troopers, Robocop and Total Recall.
It’s all fun and games until the magna volt causes the potential car thief to void their bowels in your car after being electrocuted
That car alarm is a brilliant invention!
You crossed my line of death !!
Lol
Best Commercials Ever !
😎💚
These movies are all about capitalism gone too far.
The irony being that capitalism that goes too far is identical to communism
Yep. Greed over environmental protections. Mega corporations taking over police departments.
Jaime D I’m just describing a movie, not espousing a political preference. If I told you that “The Birth of a Nation” was about romanticizing the South’s rejection of Reconstruction and a screed against racial integration, would you label me a Klansman?
Hasn't gone far enough.
I agree, it's very clever the way they integrate that theme
I feel like I actually wrote all these commercials after drinking a bottle of Four Roses and just dont fully remember. I'd buy every one of these things.
02:50 She was great in Guardians of the Galaxy
She wasn't in guardians of the galaxy
@Sean-hn1vt It was a joke.
You forgot: OCP communications "the only choice"
And it wont even run down your battery!
Lionel Luthor made great commercials before he was attacked by Gremlins
hahaha
Then he died went to hell and became The Devil.
He also had a good stint voicing the Riddler in BTAS
Gremlins 2 was the first movie where I ever paid attention to him (although I later retroactively recognized him in Scrooged)
man do i miss those action movies from the 80,s
I'd buy all of this for a dollar. Yes, even the sunblock. Would come in handy for my smurf roleplay.
The most unrealistic part about these commercials is that no modern commercial would use claymation when Korean-outsourced CGI is so much cheaper.
"and remember...we care"
Its fucking scary this is the world we live in now.
IMHO these ads were the best parts of the movies. :)
"And remember we care" LMAO!!! Yea okay!!!!
... about your money.
@@godzillavkk lol exactly 👍
In the sun block ad you can see Die Hard's Nakatomi Plaza in the background!
Nukem looks disturbingly real in 2023.
100 years in the future Robocop will still be relevant, so will Sun Block 5000!
Actually, since the organization responsible for the Ozone layer can ban anything they please without answering to anyone, the hole has actually begun to shrink.
@@XX-sp3tt (Thinking to myself: Why must there ALWAYS be a some idiot who does not get the sense of humor in a comment, but responds as if the comment is has any meaning in life? I can't stand today's young people & the millennial generation.
@@krypton7676 I was trying to go with a bit of humor of my own.
@@XX-sp3tt Dad says, "Strike one!"
It's the way the model reads the script, "without the ozone layer," [buy this product and be happy and beautiful], as-if such an outcome is something we could live with, just, casually waltz on past a key milestone of doom like it's nothing more than a new marketable opportunity. It's a perfect statement on tunnel-visioned 'adaptability'.
1:25 Now _that's_ a bad toupee.
That looks like Jerry the banker from Scarface.
Gorgeous commercials, better the modern ones...
*_Nukem: DEFCON, The Board Game_*
Iconic RoboCop ads
That's it buster! No more military aid!
Now that's how you discipline your children!
A little gem for the nerds at 2:14: the skyscraper in the background is the Fox Plaza, better known as the Nakatomi Plaza in Die Hard. 😃
I'd buy that for a dollar!
2:15
Chainsaw: “Next field trip, it’s gotta be at the beach!”
Dave: “Yeah, we gotta see Anna Maria in a Bikini!”
Mr. Shoop: “I understand.”
😊
Nukem looks great I want to play
I love how he says embarrassing alarm noise. Yeah somebody tried to steal my car and my embarrassing alarm system startled my neighbour's dog I'm so humiliated.
Dude! You forgot OCP Communications. The guy that lost the account. The second of the 3 commercials from part 2. Otherwise, well done.
1:50
😳
I genuinely believed it was part of movie at first.
Lionel Luthor introduces MagnaVolt. Those Luthors....
These cut scenes are hilarious
Fun fact..the man playing the ad for Magnavolt (in his suit, the driver) is the same guy playing Clamp in Gremlins 2, the big big building manager-
Oh wow how did you ever make that connection?
@@LordsofMedia I am a fan of both movies.....his face is not that common either haha
Mr clamp only likes colour
2:08 I wish that was real car the 1987 6000 S.U.X.
8 milles for gallon"
This car S.U.X.
The "6000 S.U.X." is an *UGLY* car. It was ugly in '87 and it didn't age well....but it _does_ have an appropriate name (SUX).
@craig taylor but it has reclining leather seats and goes real fast. And hey, they may even throw in a Blaupunkt stereo system.
@craig taylor damn it! I forgot to ask if it came with cruise control!
I missed "I'll buy that for a dollar!"
Sunblock 5000. Years later AVTAR
That last commercial in a way is actually true regular sunblock has been found to cause cancer
Ill buy that for a dollar ❤😂
No embarrassing alarm, only an embarrassing corpse next to your car, thank Magna Volt!
MagnaVolt: I would take it for my Ford station wagon.
That's it buster...no more military aid!!!
Who knew nuclear war could be so much fun?
Is it just me, or is that "Robotic Heart" Absolutely FUCKIN HUGE!?
2:15 - The performance that earned her the role as Alotta Fagina.
I would love the ”Nukem” -game!
Nukem seems tamer than most Risk games...
The irony is after this video, I get an ad for cloud-based online learning... a technology that even this movie would not have envisioned in its current form. .
Runs past an open driverr side window at 0:07, awesome theif.
Nukem was such subtle ass commentary. Fucking Paul Verhoeven man 😭
Last commercial could be for real in the next couple of years...
1:53 That is the Predator's road played at a lower tone.
Yup I could see Lionel Luthor having MagnaVolt installed in his 6000 SUX👍
Nukem looks like actually a fun game I’d play.
I love that magna volt just kills a dude as part of a commercial
Magna Volt.... How Lionel Luthor made his fortune lol
1:51 looks like he's just saying hi to the regulars on his way to whatever.
Can you flyyy Bobby??
Estás publicidades son una joya dentro de otra gran joya que es Robocop. Pura critica social con mucho humor y sarcasmo
I’d pay Paul Verhoven and Ed Neumeier good money to make a movie or series made entirely of commercials like these. We need some satire.
I think RUclips would be the perfect platform for something like that.
0:00 MY HEARS!
I’m not gonna lie Nukem looks like a really fun board game