D4 Bad - Future Funk

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Apple Music - / d4-bad-radio
Alright, time to spill the tea! I’m Synthwave Susie, your quintessential 80s anime girl, and let me tell you, Diablo 4 is like, totally bogus! This game? It's more of a digital dumpster fire than a demon-slaying sensation. Buckle up, babes, because we’re about to ride this neon wave of disappointment.
First off, D4’s got no groove! The itemization? More like item-a-bore-ation! Remember the thrill of finding that rad, game-changing loot in Diablo 2 or 3? Yeah, kiss that excitement goodbye. You’re more likely to find your mom’s old mixtape in a bargain bin than a worthwhile item drop in this snooze fest. There’s zero complexity, zero thrill - just a monotonous grind for subpar rewards.
And the builds, oh my retro rainbows, the builds! There’s like, no diversity at all! Every character ends up looking and playing the same, which is totally uncool. Back in the day, we had creativity, we had flair! Now, it’s just cookie-cutter characters running around like headless synth-chickens.
Speaking of running around, the open world is a total drag. It’s as exciting as watching paint dry, and the paint? Beige. Boring boss design, copy-paste enemies - it’s like the devs hit CTRL+C and CTRL+V all over the map. No spice, no flair, just a wasteland of repetitive, uninspired content.
And don’t get me started on the story. Diablo 4’s narrative is flatter than my cassette tape collection after I left it in the sun. It’s like they forgot to add the drama, the tension, the excitement! Just a bland, predictable plotline with zero pulse.
Quests? More like fetch-this, fetch-that, busywork to keep you from noticing there’s no real substance. And for a $70 price tag? Major rip-off! It’s like buying a ticket to the hottest synthwave concert and getting a karaoke night at a retirement home instead. Totally not worth the neon pennies.
And the cash grabs! Microtransactions, premium currency, pay-to-win schemes - it’s like they’re trying to milk every last coin from our neon wallets. Season passes that promise the moon and deliver dirt, cosmetics that should’ve been free - it’s a greedy cash-grab nightmare.
The devs? They claim a thousand worked on this mess, but it feels like a solo project gone wrong. Bugs, bad PvP balance, half-baked content, and the endgame? Nonexistent! We’re left farming reputation, chasing brainless achievements, dealing with omega cooldowns, and backtracking in dungeons until we’re dizzy.
In the end, Diablo 4 is a neon-lit disaster. It’s a high-priced, low-effort, hollow shell of what it could’ve been. So, if you’re thinking of diving in, I say save your pixels and your pennies. Synthwave Susie out!

[@Akni]

"D4 is lower quality than VHS" This line absolutely killed me XD

[@samfarking]

Checking this channel at the end of each day has become a new ritual for me :'D

[@earlgrey5229]

Diablo 2 will always be around.

[@soledge586]

so far, my favorite ones are the Opera, 80's Funk, Heavy Metal, Bluegrass, Reggae, Funk Jazz, and this one Future Funk, so far are my favorite ones.

[@Liratan]

Holy, that description is almost as funny as the song is catchy.

[@GG2COOL95]

This is my new favorite, also D4 Bad.

[@D4BadRadio]

Missing some of that retro aesthetic, but this one turned out nice nonetheless. Enjoy.
D4 Bad.

[@Ginto_O]

have you seen new ElevenLabs music ai preview? its crazy

[@D4BadRadio]

@@Ginto_O might just have to switch over, it's night and day.
D4 Bad.

[@Ginto_O]

@@D4BadRadio are you using suno or udio?

[@D4BadRadio]

@@Ginto_O Suno

[@karpios34]

VIBE 🎷

[@daiakunin]

Excellent! Another banger!

[@Gonarc15468879855]

Their thoughts unthunk, understand?

[@darkadia6520]

💃

[@Noktuh-ns2zn]

this is a banger

[@semihamf1385]

D4 below par

[@TheRealCHIMShady]

Where is the nightcore version

[@Uriksixteen]

Diablo 4 not up to standard, Diablo 4 similar to animal excrement

[@billytheframe1355]

Still no rap version?

[@D4BadRadio]

There's 3, just not a recent one. Trap, Phonk, UK Drill.

[@billytheframe1355]

@@D4BadRadio Oh damn i missed those thanks!!

[@cultured956]

D4 good

[@eatsemlikedale3955]

D4 es malo