Rory Scovel On Grocery Shopping While High | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @georgiabaddeley6606
    @georgiabaddeley6606 10 лет назад +977

    "ANSWER ME" made me laugh like a god damn lunatic

    • @boomdizzleful
      @boomdizzleful 10 лет назад +43

      I cried, like a bitch.

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 10 лет назад +32

      Me, too. I thought I was going to die my abs hurt so much.

    • @eggmanslimz
      @eggmanslimz 5 лет назад +4

      Hahaha me too lmfaoooo!!!!!

    • @tylerperkinson1677
      @tylerperkinson1677 5 лет назад +8

      I watched that part like, 5 times.

    • @BGlasnost
      @BGlasnost 5 лет назад +5

      HAHA that part was so great

  • @awesomeworstgamer
    @awesomeworstgamer 10 лет назад +447

    Watching this I realise that I am seeing possibly one of the greatests stand up routines I have ever seen.... he completely owns the crowd as that beautiful piano flows... and his timing is perfect! His material is excellent and he does a great job at delivering it.... Standing ovation!

    • @awesomeworstgamer
      @awesomeworstgamer 10 лет назад +1

      aaronsdavis Hahah Thank you very much! I really appreciate your comment!

    • @TheTopStriker
      @TheTopStriker 10 лет назад +4

      The Awesome Worst Gamer Sure, Diana.

    • @BloodSpatterGaming
      @BloodSpatterGaming 10 лет назад +8

      i think he might be cleverly using the piano to help out his timing especially if he's been exposed to music as a kid

    • @dclarkmusic
      @dclarkmusic 7 лет назад

      The Awesome Worst Gamer he's one of the best I've seen in awhile!

    • @shelberz1
      @shelberz1 5 лет назад

      The Awesome Worst Gamer
      Lol standing ovation indeed

  • @merrychrimbus3477
    @merrychrimbus3477 10 лет назад +940

    when i saw him he did his entire set in a german accent and didn't explain it once

    • @teresadalessio1
      @teresadalessio1 5 лет назад +7

      Lol I saw a few min skit about grandmas... so funny

    • @gubberfuck
      @gubberfuck 4 года назад +29

      he does a southern accent too for some sets.

    • @anonamoose1891
      @anonamoose1891 4 года назад +7

      That’s weird

    • @faku2534
      @faku2534 4 года назад +4

      @@anonamoose1891 Your comment is underrated

    • @anonamoose1891
      @anonamoose1891 4 года назад +1

      FAKU lol

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 10 лет назад +490

    :40 "I know what all of you are thinking... Is this that mind-reading comic?" -- I think this joke just flew past the audience.

    • @BGlasnost
      @BGlasnost 6 лет назад +6

      Yep

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 4 года назад +6

      I giggle-burped at that and looked around to see if anyone heard me. 'Twas a comical moment and not a damn person around to enjoy it...

    • @williamjoyner3759
      @williamjoyner3759 4 года назад +11

      It flew past me too.

    • @paulkim6631
      @paulkim6631 4 года назад +2

      I dont...I dont get it

    • @blueb0ars
      @blueb0ars 4 года назад +4

      ​@@paulkim6631 I know what you're thinking.
      MIND READING comic.

  • @marcellostifelmann
    @marcellostifelmann 10 лет назад +375

    Rory Scovel, unfortunately the most underrated comedian of our times

    • @marcellostifelmann
      @marcellostifelmann 10 лет назад +14

      I keep coming back to this set. The piano, dude, makes it so perfect!!

    • @paulc396
      @paulc396 9 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @Hylss
      @Hylss 4 года назад +6

      His Netflix special was kinda so so when I watched it a few years ago, but the more I've checked him out since the more I love him. Looking forward to another special.

    • @NotJohnSwartzwelder
      @NotJohnSwartzwelder 4 года назад +2

      Yeah the first 20 minutes or so of the Netflix special are a little flat but it gets really funny about a third of the way in. Still I agree the Conan sets are better combined than that one special on its own.

    • @alzaresh
      @alzaresh 4 года назад +3

      Man... this was 7 years ago. I just found Rory.... kind of embarrassed.

  • @andrealsant
    @andrealsant 9 лет назад +364

    ANSWER ME!! Best part xD

  • @GraceSings
    @GraceSings 8 лет назад +211

    "Not after what happened"... perfect

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 6 лет назад +1

      Pretty sure it was jelly's fault...rice is so kind and mild mannered.

    • @CleverMetaphor
      @CleverMetaphor 5 лет назад

      Lol yeah same

  • @czanderrr
    @czanderrr 2 года назад +22

    This is still one of my favorite standup sets ever, I'm always coming back to it

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 11 лет назад +114

    For no reason, the "Answer me!" moment is the funniest thing I have seen, so far.

    • @anelevilakazi8467
      @anelevilakazi8467 3 года назад

      literally same. especially cause ik this dude wass crazy, but not this crazy

    • @anelevilakazi8467
      @anelevilakazi8467 3 года назад +1

      go watch the bit where he goes into the crowd. somethin right before that took me out

  • @junkdnareviews2515
    @junkdnareviews2515 Год назад +7

    Love the setting, the music, the tux and the delivery. I could watch an hour of this.

  • @mrtastyshots
    @mrtastyshots Год назад +12

    This is art. What a masterpiece

  • @mechanicalmind2256
    @mechanicalmind2256 Год назад +12

    For me this is the single best act of a comedian appearing on any talk show ever. It's perfect, his timing, confidence, music in the background, the jokes are well put together and those little moments of unexpected that give it something special, like him screaming "ANSWER ME" 😂 Gets me every time

  • @thaterrapin
    @thaterrapin 8 лет назад +64

    Rory Scovel needs to get famous. he's unbelievably funny. I love this set so much.

  • @agee1961
    @agee1961 3 года назад +17

    Two standing ovations what a legend!!

  • @HollyHargreaves
    @HollyHargreaves 6 лет назад +33

    'Anyone not clapping is not listening.' 🤣 So funny💖

  • @gauravdhingra
    @gauravdhingra 10 месяцев назад +3

    10 years on. Can’t get enough of this one. “Answer me!”😅

  • @BTokinn
    @BTokinn 6 лет назад +83

    Rory Is literally the most under rated comic of all time to me. He's probably one of the most purely, naturally funny people of all time.

    • @PathosConsultingGroup
      @PathosConsultingGroup Год назад +2

      when i saw him live, i almost fell out of my chair. him and pete holmes are the best comics i’ve seen live

    • @Will140f
      @Will140f 11 месяцев назад

      @@PathosConsultingGrouphey! Pete Holmes and Rory Scovel are my favorite live comedians too! Rory in a special just can’t compete with Rory live. I was in actual pain because of how hard I was laughing

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 Год назад +8

    He absolutely nailed the "Grocery Shopping While High" bit, hahaha. "You do that thing we all do, you don't wan't to fully commit to an isle, so you always take like 2 steps in.."

  • @Jaasau
    @Jaasau 10 лет назад +73

    He's like a combo of Zach Galifinakis and Andy Kaufman. The answer me part killed me.

    • @BMG19FUNNYDIE
      @BMG19FUNNYDIE 4 года назад +1

      And Bill Murray SNL lounge singer

  • @ericp.9497
    @ericp.9497 9 лет назад +40

    I loop back to this video every couple months and it just gets funnier every time!

  • @solitudeparade
    @solitudeparade 3 года назад +6

    One time that sticks out for me was when a band I was playing in at the time rehearsed in a storage facility. We needed trash bags so 3 of us (stoned to the bone) stopped at the local grocery store and must have spent a solid 10 minutes in the aisle comparing prices breaking down price-per-bag, size and durability.

  • @Ravage017
    @Ravage017 11 лет назад +10

    Literally one of the best performances on Conan's show. And I'm not talking stand-up.

  • @jimroberts3504
    @jimroberts3504 3 года назад +5

    Saying the piano guy is on the “ones and twos” is an underrated line.

  • @ImDannyKosmo
    @ImDannyKosmo Год назад +4

    Everyone who’s not clapping, you’re not listening 😂😂😂

  • @hgainer
    @hgainer 4 года назад +19

    "I know what you are all thinking, is this that mind reading comic"
    genius.

  • @chefghoulet
    @chefghoulet 3 года назад +5

    The fact that the piano player is even trying to keep it together when he shouts answer me just sells it so hard.

  • @ObscurityIsBest
    @ObscurityIsBest 5 лет назад +2

    "Answer me!" killed me. hahahahaha!!!

  • @laurboo16
    @laurboo16 2 года назад +6

    Rory killed it! I’ve been on a deep dive watching all his standups and this night by far he was most in tune with his material and the crowd. And the piano background was the cherry on top!

  • @cantilever
    @cantilever 9 лет назад +8

    This dude is undeniable...funny, funny, funny...

  • @josephmedeiros71
    @josephmedeiros71 11 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best late night sets I've ever seen.

  • @brendand7948
    @brendand7948 10 лет назад +63

    I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO HE REMINDS ME OF!! THAT ONE TEACHER IN NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE!! THE MUSIC TEACHER!!!

    • @HotelBedSheets
      @HotelBedSheets 10 лет назад

      There ya go!! I've been wondering the same thing.

    • @arcapelagofig86
      @arcapelagofig86 9 лет назад +4

      ***** why are u shouting?

    • @HotelBedSheets
      @HotelBedSheets 9 лет назад

      I think you should be asking that to Indie Light up there^ My exclamations are of excitement and joy.

    • @brendand7948
      @brendand7948 9 лет назад +1

      I can shout, it took me forever to figure out who it looked like lol.

    • @arcapelagofig86
      @arcapelagofig86 9 лет назад

      ***** I can only apologize. It wont be happening again.... I can promise u that

  • @FinBrennan
    @FinBrennan 8 лет назад +21

    "Answer me!" hahaha not the best part to watch in a library :P

  • @cappyjones
    @cappyjones 3 года назад +2

    "I know what you're all thinking: 'Is this that mind reading comic?' " Brilliant!

  • @jonrosemusic8400
    @jonrosemusic8400 7 месяцев назад +1

    Rory ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

  • @UnagiMonk
    @UnagiMonk 6 лет назад +3

    I love that his piano playing bud is cracking up with the audience

  • @monam5962
    @monam5962 5 лет назад +38

    I'll never look at an abonded grocery cart filled with food at the grocery store the same way again .

  • @nickbrown7044
    @nickbrown7044 5 месяцев назад +1

    everything about the grocery store is 100% true remember when i was a kid my little brother had to use the restroom in a grocery store behind the swinging double doors and he was all paranoid we werent allowed but i kept reassuring him it was fine but he ran in did his business and then ran out before anyone saw him 😅

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama 11 лет назад +3

    Genuinely one of the most original and amusing comics I've seen in a while.
    I'd like to see more of him in the future. Especially loved that peeking down the shopping aisle bit, I do that too. ^.^

  • @phoneybigfat
    @phoneybigfat 10 лет назад +8

    ive never forgotten about the signs in the aisles after i saw this

  • @pedrosaraiva
    @pedrosaraiva 2 года назад +1

    I keep coming back to this vídeo which I saw IDK how many years ago.

  • @ffjederwob8696
    @ffjederwob8696 8 лет назад +25

    HAHA!!!!! he just screams at the audiance LOL!!...

  • @MichaelBoehnlein
    @MichaelBoehnlein 4 года назад +6

    I must’ve seen this a dozen times since it happened and “ANSWER ME!!” still kills me. Like so hard.

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange Год назад

      One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I watch this every few months and rewind it every time.

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange 4 года назад +5

    I come back to this set every few months and I still laugh every time. Honestly one of the greatest sets ever.

  • @harmonicartist
    @harmonicartist 3 года назад +2

    5:11 I was eating chicken. I went from laughing and eating, to somehow reverse inhaling the chicken into my nasal cavities, and struggling to breath. Have you ever snorted hot chicken? I couldn’t blow my nose or swallow it back down. I was crying, the dogs were barking, and my wife suddenly had to decide if I needed the heimlic maneuver

  • @davidrossbergerson
    @davidrossbergerson 10 лет назад +46

    WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN RICE JAMS AND JELLIES?

  • @brianegan3
    @brianegan3 9 лет назад +23

    Conan always says "thats hilarious"

    • @runner9528
      @runner9528 9 лет назад +1

      brianegan3 yeah, and emphasises it. He should be cool about it.

    • @m4rgol0h
      @m4rgol0h 8 лет назад +2

      +brianegan3 He said "that's fantastic" this time though.

  • @JohnnyBfromOKC
    @JohnnyBfromOKC 9 лет назад +9

    Easily One of my favorite Comedians! i just found out about Rory on Getting Doug with High..

  • @shayjay1638
    @shayjay1638 9 лет назад +7

    That rice joke is super funny cause where i work rice is across from jelly and jam

  • @SalemElectro7
    @SalemElectro7 9 лет назад +1

    Wow, super great. It's refreshing to see someone with original funny material. Most comedians are saying the same things. This guy has a sense of humour about things (which sounds obvious, but is surprisingly rare). I hope he continues to do what he thinks is funny and not just pander-y bs. I laughed a lot during everything I've watched of his.

  • @atrain84
    @atrain84 4 года назад +2

    How many are rewatching all the Rory clips after hearing him on Conan Needs A Friend?? Good walk down memory lane.

  • @infomercialguy
    @infomercialguy 10 лет назад +2

    Answer me! Sooo funny. Diane. Matt. Grocery ailes. Brilliant delivery. Sooo funny. Keep going Rory. Keep it clean if possible cause it's even better when it's clean. Love ya man.

  • @Lmpfapo1
    @Lmpfapo1 10 лет назад +6

    Man that piano's beautiful.

  • @solanarocks
    @solanarocks 8 лет назад +4

    5:50 you can hear bo burnham laughing I swear. I'd recognize that laugh anywhere.

  • @emilyeah
    @emilyeah 3 года назад +2

    This man has quickly become one of my absolute favorites 😀😂 mad skillful!!! 😍

  • @clockguy2
    @clockguy2 11 лет назад +1

    Thumbs up for Greenville, SC!

  • @damienmorrow912
    @damienmorrow912 4 года назад +1

    that moment at the end when Adam is looking up at Conan hoping he will turn around and shake his hand

  • @brandonschneider3993
    @brandonschneider3993 2 месяца назад

    That "mind reading comic" joke is incredibly underrated

  • @donaldsterling1481
    @donaldsterling1481 7 лет назад +2

    Looking back, it's nice to see Rory is now getting his well deserved spotlight with a Netflix special.

  • @ninfreak727
    @ninfreak727 8 лет назад +19

    Why this guy doesn't have his own stand-up special is beyond me.

    • @JohnGaIt1
      @JohnGaIt1 8 лет назад +2

      He does, it released earlier this year. It's called Rory Scovel: The Charleston Special and i think you can only watch it on seeso. It's pretty funny

    • @ninfreak727
      @ninfreak727 8 лет назад

      Thanks! I'll go check it out

    • @ModernPeopleNow
      @ModernPeopleNow 6 лет назад +4

      He’s got a special on Netflix too. Produced by popular musician Jack White. And it opens wit a scar face parody. All good 👍

  • @waiterwhite198
    @waiterwhite198 11 лет назад +23

    Glad more people are discovering this guy! The great part about him is that his sets are totally different each time ... but it has the same humor. Really f'ing funny! He reminds me friends from highschool I used to get high with

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 11 лет назад +3

    Tears...tears of laughter.

  • @richmonksgtr
    @richmonksgtr 10 лет назад +4

    5:12
    One of the funniest moments in stand up history.

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange Год назад +1

      The first time I this but back when it aired that made me laugh harder than I ever have. Definitely one of the best stand up bits ever.

  • @caejacks
    @caejacks 10 лет назад +6

    rory is underrated. this ranks up there as one of the best sets i've seen from anyone on conan.

  • @adwaituprety2778
    @adwaituprety2778 10 лет назад +3

    now its time for conan to give him a show

  • @nicholashayden5955
    @nicholashayden5955 3 месяца назад +1

    Masterclass

  • @banks-xyz
    @banks-xyz 9 лет назад +2

    4:46 made my year again.
    I watch this video every year.

    • @thaterrapin
      @thaterrapin 9 лет назад

      +1990banks so you've watched it 3 times

    • @banks-xyz
      @banks-xyz 9 лет назад +11

      4 times. I cheated this year :)

  • @fcbsmokerunner22
    @fcbsmokerunner22 11 лет назад +57

    Answer me!

  • @TheFetter04
    @TheFetter04 10 лет назад +5

    ANSWER ME!!! Lmfao XD-hahaha

  • @domdittyful
    @domdittyful 9 лет назад +34

    That thing he said at 2:28 was the most true statement ever made. He should teach philosophy.

    • @stormysmurf
      @stormysmurf 8 лет назад

      +Dom Jenkins Except how can that be if life is also full of super non chore like activities/stuffs?? Serious question.

    • @stormysmurf
      @stormysmurf 8 лет назад

      Dom Jenkins *nods* mmmmmm Yeah. Spose thats why ppl keep trying to opt out of the system off the grid, and the system keeps punishing people for doing so.... Strange. Used to hear stories about the communists building walls to keep ppl in....

    • @domdittyful
      @domdittyful 8 лет назад

      Rachel S Couldnt have said it better.

    • @chesterbesterfeild
      @chesterbesterfeild 8 лет назад

      oh yeah, hes a genius. I cant believe nobody else has not only thought of that already, but also put it more eloquently and made it vastly more poignant. We all should treasure him like hes Socrates

    • @chesterbesterfeild
      @chesterbesterfeild 8 лет назад

      +Dom Jenkins
      a dog could have, and without using the fake word "spose"

  • @cagaras
    @cagaras 11 лет назад +1

    I was there! It was soo funny.. I can't stop watch now hahaha

  • @ejyounggun08
    @ejyounggun08 3 года назад

    I was waiting for Adam's reaction when he yelled, "Answer me!". He cracked, that was good.

  • @Miguelopex10
    @Miguelopex10 7 лет назад

    I wish I could erase my memory just to watch this routine for the first time again... "answer me!" had me dying ahah

  • @yossarian1633
    @yossarian1633 11 лет назад +1

    Conan is the greatest. Rory good job up there as well, enjoyed the set.

  • @Sacoola1
    @Sacoola1 11 лет назад +3

    This is so me, I never commit to those aisles...lmao.

  • @juliebradley1184
    @juliebradley1184 6 лет назад

    I just found Rory. He is a great comedian! Super funny! ANSWER ME! Lol!!

  • @FabrizioCARENA
    @FabrizioCARENA 11 лет назад

    2:32 "life is just..." ??? can't comprehend the word...
    someone please?

  • @nawmean
    @nawmean 11 лет назад

    *Peers down the isle* "I don't see rice living next to jams-n-jellies" LOLOL!

  • @bartfart22
    @bartfart22 11 лет назад

    Glad I stumbled upon this glorious video! Its official, I am now a Rory Scovel fan. Thanks Conan

  • @Doopersteen
    @Doopersteen 3 года назад

    Amazing as always

  • @MWLA2
    @MWLA2 5 лет назад

    My favorite stand up comic

  • @rawdonwaller
    @rawdonwaller 9 лет назад +12

    I loved this bit: many novel things. Refreshing.

  • @Darksider1029
    @Darksider1029 10 лет назад +4

    I love that he grew up in the same city as me :))))

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 9 лет назад +40

      I'm pretty indifferent to that information.

  • @pameladewall9944
    @pameladewall9944 3 года назад

    Fantastic act. Bravo

  • @jason_reilly
    @jason_reilly 11 лет назад

    Stand up + Piano = Comedy Genious

  • @asdesai-93
    @asdesai-93 11 лет назад +2

    I used to work at a grocery store, and I can assure that the washroom thing is true.

  • @jerico80
    @jerico80 5 лет назад

    As soon as he said "ANSWER ME"...I hit the Like button 😂

  • @zer0953
    @zer0953 4 года назад

    him talking about life and chores would fit perfectly on eric andre again

  • @crashman4483
    @crashman4483 3 года назад

    This man is talking about every IGA and Piggly wiggly in South Carolina. All seven of them remaining.

  • @shayjay1638
    @shayjay1638 9 лет назад +1

    lol he scared the piano guy, cause he started laughing.

  • @zabokowalski5171
    @zabokowalski5171 7 лет назад

    Great set

  • @RayaneKara
    @RayaneKara Год назад

    just discovering this guy now, i'm crying of laughter

  • @artofsoul
    @artofsoul 4 года назад +1

    Carlin Reincarnated. When I have a not so stellar day I play some Scovel. Thank you sir.

  • @FarFetchedFlorida
    @FarFetchedFlorida 11 лет назад

    Best yet!

  • @onemyke
    @onemyke 11 лет назад +18

    I definitely had a real life spit take at 5:11

  • @tajmccall
    @tajmccall 11 лет назад

    One of the better sets of 2013.

  • @whentimebecomesaloop
    @whentimebecomesaloop 11 лет назад

    We are pleasantly surprised. Surpassed expectations. A triumph. 10/10

  • @someguyontheinternet2714
    @someguyontheinternet2714 11 лет назад +47

    Who's Diane in that situation?

    • @ErnieSimp90
      @ErnieSimp90 10 лет назад +3

      that was my favorite part in the whole set..rory is a god

    • @CardsoftheQueen
      @CardsoftheQueen 10 лет назад

      Dian is the mom of a child.

    • @EstoyLigado
      @EstoyLigado 10 лет назад +1

      DIANE!!????

    • @dclarkmusic
      @dclarkmusic 6 лет назад

      Some guy on the Internet everybody needs a Diane.

    • @petek852
      @petek852 4 года назад +1

      Karen

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 8 лет назад +5

    Mm mmm mmm mm God that feels good... LMAO

  • @e4t662
    @e4t662 4 месяца назад

    As an introvert I agree with Adam's fear of grocery stores.

  • @brianbetsinger
    @brianbetsinger 10 лет назад

    If you like this he's on the todd glass show quite often doing this type of thing. I love that show