Rory Scovel - Sharty Party - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
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I left my shit underwear hanging on the little jacket holder some stall doors have in Mimis cafe in Austin Texas after shitting myself in traffic on the MoPac which is the worst traffic ever . I didn’t even eat there I just ran in and said table for two and when the hostess went to get the menus I took my chance and ran to the restroom. Took em rite off cleaned up and left them hanging . I ran out saying I forgot my wallet and never ever have gone back . I imagine they have my photo in the office after they found my abomination. I also sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter 🚁I’m telling my family about all this tonite 😃 at dinner while we eat not after .
While you eat. Your a madlad!
Thank you Comedy Central! I cringe during the TWO COMMERCIALS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STANDUP SET, YOU FUCKING CORPORATE DOUCHEBAGS! Can't you wait til the END for your shillionaire nonsense? Jeepers.
@@TheLooneyTunesCritic Geepers
started fucking screaaming when he's shouting "SHUT UP, THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME" oh god, what a gem
Rory is like a jiu-jitsu master with the way he re-routes the emotional energy of the room
The level of comedic perfection that is Rory Scovel is amazing - easily one of, if not the best comedian in my eyes. It's like being in the room with your funny buddy, he deserves so much more fame.
This guy is not funny at all. At least not this bit, it’s so cliche and predictable
It never dawned on me that this was filmed in a strip club until he said it. I always thought that was a lot of mirrors for a bar >.
Autumn Dowling watch howie mandels story😂😂😂
To mention nothing if the stripper people that everyone spins off of,....
The funny one was when Joe Rogan touched the pole, then immediately looked disgusted.
It never dawned on me until this episode AND THEN someone mentioning the "stripper pole" in the comment section (currently the comment just above the one im replying to).. yeah.. it took both those connections for me to make one obvious observation
Someone needs to wipe that nasty pole down it still has streaks on it same reason you don’t wear white shirts to a strip club 😂.
Rory is insanely talented
he is one of the best idcc
One of the absolute best to ever do this job. I adore him.
I wanna go see Rory just so he can tell me to shut up
Drew Merz yeah, cool Will Ferrell ripoff.
I woulda walked out and waited
Absolutely
Bunch of Karen’s
People use the phrase "lost my innocence" an awful lot, and they almost always use it wrong. Innocence does not mean "inexperienced" or "ignorant" or "pure." Innocence is the absence of shame. And this story is indeed the story of him losing his innocence.
I've got innocence more directly related to guilt than shame, although I suppose that shame might set in when you realize that it was you who was guilty.
repeat that please, in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
@@impromptudtour2619 😂😂
It doesn't though.
Of all the things you said, "pure" is the only word that comes close to the meaning of innocence, and you through that one out.
When you poop in your dreams,you poop for real - Peter Griffin
markyncole HAHAHAHAAH
I read that with as much shock and fear as he originally said it with
*Swish*
How many people have ever woken from such a dream in the night and just had to put the lights on to check they didn’t actually do that.
everybody seems to be one of ari's favorites
That's why they made it on his show.
Pinochet
Lol
They're all my favorites
@@DocJamesH exactly
@@genericnameSS a nazi weeaboo incel, who would've thought...?
The grandest use of "little did i know" in English language history.
This almost 15 minute is just perfect from start to finish. Rory is so good at this.
As soon as I saw that it was Rory, I knew there was no way it wouldn't be funny. He did not disappoint.
Nick Umoh Fuck you Nick. you fucking liar. I knew it.
he's fucking talented
All the negatives in your sentence have confused me.
Toasty McPants indeed
Idk man he wasn’t that funny to me. It’s crazy how people’s humor is so different cause I love this show but I’d rate this one very low yet clearly you enjoy the show and yet find him extremely funny
messicans got on boots
Matthew Simmons lol what's with the "mexicans got on boots"? I saw it in the comments of the Thune Fart saved my life vid..
Humberto Flores Have you figured it out yet? I'm wondering the same thing and I saw it on Thune's video too. Lol
Y’all better figure it out soon, because it’s fuckingg hilarious
Look on here for Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot.
Shit where cici
thought I could flush my underwear... oh ok.. little did I know how relate able this story really was.
Reinaldo Pessoa No, nah, you can’t flush that, nah
YES YOU CAN BRUH. I did it once you gotta rip them up into little pieces. Time consuming but if you shit yourself at work with no car, you gotta do what you gotta do
@@johnbaldwell3395 haha well there you go!!
I just realized, ari is dressed as the warden from superjail
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Holyshit
I did not notice that, but did think the animation style looked like superjail
Rory NEVER disappoints.
Harvard, Yale......
Brown University?
Dylan Crowe SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Idk sounds kinda... Shitty
he definitely missed this "easy joke" lol
Dylan Crowe BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Who has money for college?
My favorite quote from my great grandmother "Never trust a fart."
I saw that written on the wall in a bathroom stall
Seriously one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. Rory is a natural.
This one hit home. Mom in the store-me shit my pants because I’m too young to understand I can leave the car to go into the store after her-her returns to me sobbing my little heart out and my brothers laughing/trying to comfort me to avoid me crying
Oh my heckin science, is this a gem?
this is some of the best storytelling i’ve seen in a while
Rory is the funniest guy I've seen in years, just raw material delivered flawlessly
8:15 when the teacher yells at you in class for laughing because she said orgasm instead of organism.
This happened to you too?!
I done this yesterday reading my 6th grader homework
Lol that’s some middle school vibes
I don't know how many times I watched that bit.
Rory is a comedy genius!
The hardest part is actually cleaning the shit off of yourself, it just smears everywhere. Doesn't matter how I know this, don't ask.
Wrap underwear in paper towels, put in garbage. you didnt do it. nuff said.
Paton MacDonald sounds like you have a little experience with the subject lmao
Ive done it.
illuminati: stay right where you are
Big facts
he's 11
1:01 to skip annoying intro
Very good story and very good acting at the end .....that's him. Classic.
When his underwear were in his pocket it was like the tell-tale shart...
The part when he's flicking through the tv channels killed me
Omg I love Rory Scovel
Underated Animator thank you
:D
I fucking love Rory Scovel goddamn, I wish he was in more shit
sounds like he's been in a lot of shit
I see "Rory Scovel" in the title, and I automatically hit like...then I watch it.
This is by far my favorite episode ever
Anybody watch this while sitting on the toilet?
oreo thebest shitting yes toilet no tbh
I absolutely love this comedian!
There is a phenomenon that once one person admits to pooping their pants, several other people will also admit to it even though under normal circumstances they never would. Thus we learn that a lot of people have pooped themselves.
Rory is so underrated. His "fight" scene in Undatable is the best fight scene EVER.
Never thought I could sit through an entire story about someone taking a shit. But he told it with such class.
i learned this lesson as never gamble a fart
I was lucky that my first start was on a school bus in early elementary school with basically no one on the bus, as I was one of the last stops.
Fucking. What a day that was. Forever stuck in my brain.
that ending gave me chills
Ok
He did that last little spin at the end to untangle the wire he tangled.
When you accidentally upload the wrong video.
God this story has brought back suppressed memories of me shitting my pants first year in middle school. I was bussed, so this school was over an hour away from home. Luckily for me, there was a young teacher aide, who I never saw before, who must have been an angel sent from the heavens. He saw me, or smelt me, come out of that nurses bathroom and immediately offered me a ride home. I try, but I can’t remember much of that school year or any details of that ride home with the aide. The aide/angel must have had his own shitty story and felt bad for me. But the experience I had in that bathroom changed me forever. I guess now I’ll have to look out for the young or preteen who shat him or herself, so I can pay it forward.
He said that’s how we learned what the story was about 😂 brilliant story telling 👏
"...and now we all know what this story is about." LMFAO
Oh shit, that ending.
rory scovel is hilarious. one of my favorite comedians right now.
This show is still making people famous to this day
rory scovel is the best. as soon as i saw he had a video i had to drop everything else. i'll be back for ya baby, just w8 patiently
"i did what any of us would do" is when you know when shit gets real
That was thee funniest story I have ever heard m, thanks Rory Scovel hahahahaha my head is exploding with laughter.
Top 3 standup comic in the game today.
pure stand up legend
One of the most entertaining stories on T.I.N.H!! Great job!
i just remembered the most darkest day in my school history because of this.... I have the best story ever!
wow, he's fucking funny
This for me might be the best "this is not happening" ever... its 2023
Admirable, poised and nicely polished hilarity🤓😂😂
The comedian or the pole?
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(Watch the Time Traveler set first)
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The world needs more Rory.
those stripper poles are a bit dirty
Look for the episode with Howie Mandel, he went on a five minute rant about that pole. It's hilarious
Lol and hes just grabbing all over em 😂😂
It's tack for their hands so they don't slip. Though usually they get wiped down after use..
This guy is funny. I'm halfway in and have to stop because I'm laughing so hard, my eyes are closing and tearing up...and his faces are so funny I dont want to miss any part of this.
Rory killed this one, i was in tears
Watched this in the bathroom. Showering.
Dude, this one is top 3!
Ya ever notice how every comedian in existence is one of Ari’s favorites?
I lost it when he started screaming at the audience "shut UP!!"
Haha, "I thought, 'that's gone'... Is it?" 12:36
This guy's skills are fantastic! 😂👍😂
"There's no way I'd be public speaking in a strip club!"
That was for sure my favorite line from this already awesome set. Hilarious!
Go down one channel... then go UP TWO CHANNELS! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! Fucking comedy GOLD.
The end got me good 😅😂🤣 not all but some of the pairs
Theres serveral comments on every one of these videos that read "best story ive seen on here!" Or "top 3 favorite comedians now!" Just stop people. Watch some more of these and youll realize that damn near all of these are the best stories youve ever heard by some of the funniest people
No, Rory Scovel is one of the best comedians right now.
Better to fart in the toilet than shit in your pants.
Rory Scovel is funny af, thumbs for you CC
Sneaks Mcgee : He needs a CC or Netflix special asap, Rory is a gem
The ending of that was just amazing
Great delivery, and always skip the start people!
what a punch line. 13 minute setup.
I warned my son about the "THE Shart" when he was about 9yrs old..! The threat is REAL! lol
He sounds like John Mulaney as the voice of Andrew from Big Mouth
Fantastic!
Love this video! Glad the series is back
I enjoy the way he told the story!
There's somebody out there watching this video, thinking "so that's where that pair came from".
Dude I have an even worse story from when I was a kid😂 I tried so hard to forget brought this brought it all back😂
I would pay any amount of money and follow wherever to see and continue to see a show stand-up tour of Billy Wayne Davis, Nate Bargatze, Rory Scovel, Rocky Dale Davis, and Theo Von!!! They can call it, "The South Will Travel Again." LoL
Noticing the things that make this great makes me enjoy it more.
Hey, Rory, i actually met your friend in a train, on Lithuania, you probably won't see this, but he was the one that got me watching your videos. I can't remember his name tho, the big beard guy, that's how i remember him. You should thank him for 1 new sub
One of the most underrated comedians ever imo. Where did Rory go?
Rory is insane 😁
Definitely a Scovel move
God damn he's so fucking funny
Omg it's about time y'all had a funny story!!
Excellent story teller!
I really like the “superjail” animation intro lol
i lost it when he started shouting "SHUT UP!"
thanks
And you only have 20 years of freedom from that. Once you turn 30, you can never trust a fart again.
And those moments where you just know that if you don't go to the bathroom now, it's not going to end well.
true
You must be a fat load. Us normal, healthy adults have no such problems.
Ha! Don't worry, you'll have them. Goes right along with this whole human thing.
people die every day
This dudes fucking funny as shit!!